Pilar Sanders released from jail, ordered to stay away from Deion

Welp, Deion Sanders got his wish. After months of dealing with an unwanted guest in his palatial Dallas estate, a judge has ordered his estranged wife Pilar Sanders to stay away from the mansion.

Pilar, who was arrested Monday night on domestic abuse charges after Mr. Sanders accused her of assaulting him, was released from a Dallas jail Tuesday morning.

According to a CBS local affiliate, Collin County magistrate Paul Raleeh granted Mr. Sanders an emergency protective order against her.

The order means Pilar can’t go anywhere near the estate — and if she so much as breathes on Deion in public she will be locked up until her trial.

Now Mr. Sanders can move Hollywood trampoline Tracey Edmonds into his home. Babyface’s ex-wife and Mr. Sanders have been dating for months. Pilar cited Edmonds as the reason for the breakup of their marriage.

Like her messed up attitude had nothing to do with the break up.

From CBS News:

The order prohibits Mrs. Sanders from going to the couple’s Prosper house for the next 60 days. She’s also not allowed to threaten or harass any member of her family.

The judge says she can send someone to her house to collect personal belongings, but only between 1 p.m. and 6 p.m. today.

Mrs. Sanders left the Collin County Jail Tuesday morning, accompanied by friends, family, and her lawyer. She said, “I’m a full time mom, I’m there for my child and just haven’t been given a fair shake. I will never give up fighting for my children.”

Pilar seems to be an extremely vindictive woman who didn’t get the millions she thinks she deserves. And now she won’t even get her children.



 


409 Responses to “Pilar Sanders released from jail, ordered to stay away from Deion”

  1. 1
    lovezoe says:

    He ain’t worth custody of your kids, ask Shavoughn Wade

  2. 2
    luVn_liFe... says:

    Oh SheeeZe…
    This is gonna Be a Huge Problem for PrimeTime.
    she really bout’to do something to hurt him.

  3. 3
    MZ_CARAM3L74 says:

    & the saga continues….

  4. 4
    Aryanna says:

    Pilar got a bad axx body.. No shade here.

    Well maybe a lil shade.. she’s psycho.

  5. 5
    Bibi says:

    *sigh* When dude starts to make you this bitter and violatile it may be time to let it go. She’s still beautiful and has plenty time to start anew. still think his kids disrespectful though :tea:

  6. 6
    prynsexxx says:

    :nono: This ain’t gone turn out pretty.

  7. 7

    We get it Sandra, we’d fluck Pilar.
    :coffee:

  8. 8

    :shotsfired:

    Lets get ready to RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE!!! :karate:

    all kinda chit finna come out nah watch :yes:

  9. 9
    Gigi26 says:

    That’s a psycho for yo azz Deion but her body is sick after birthing 2 kids :yes: sure is

  10. 10
    luVn_liFe... says:

    lovezoe says:
    He ain’t worth custody of your kids, ask Shavoughn Wade
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I almost forgot about that situation :no: She fails to realize that Her actions from lastnight have pretty much sealed that fate

  11. 11
    MzTisch says:

    If she was indeed clowning as reported…….she did it to herself. She may have just phukked herself with no vaseline.

    Just because one is a mother doesn’t necessarily mean you are the best fit for the child.

  12. 12
    KDub says:

    Now Mr. Sanders can move Hollywood trampoline Tracey Edmonds into his home.
    ———————————————–
    He would be an idiot if he does so and he is not divorced yet.

  13. 13

    She should surrender and let it go! If you want your kids don’t give him a chance to ruin that for you!

  14. 14
    YSoSrs says:

    Her abs make me want to cut a bish. *sigh*

  15. 15
    Ty says:

    :yes: her body is sick but this her fault. She shouldnt have signed that prenup and she should’ve had a stash like Shaunie :coffee:

    She cant even hook back up with Wesley Snipes when he gets out cause he is not checking for black women anymore

  16. 16
    Gigi26 says:

    Pilar forgot the golden rule, you don’t get bitter you get BETTER. Shyt she was in Texas, she could’ve hooked up with an oil tycoon and be set for life. But noooo she wanna fight the pre-nup. Idiot. Now where she gonna stay?

  17. 17
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    DAM HE BAWWDY IS :sick: **EATS A CARROT** SHAIT!

  18. 18

    @SANDRA
    Now Mr. Sanders can move Hollywood trampoline Tracey Edmonds into his home. Babyface’s ex-wife and Mr. Sanders have been dating for months. Pilar cited Edmonds as the reason for the breakup of their marriage.
    _____________________

    Tracey Edmonds must got that good good good!
    A nigga can’t even breathe in her vicinity unless he got that gwop!

  19. 19
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    This bish is just bad…… just bad for no fukking reason.

    That’s “doing the damn thing” for real!

  20. 20
    Bibi says:

    @Yso

    Don’t they though. Darn my lack of motivation :tea:

  21. 21
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    WHY THE FAWK AM I HAVING PROBLEMS WITH SR TODAY?? ERRTIME I POST IS ERROR THIS OR THAT!! :cuss: FAWK THIS E-LIFE… YEEEY YEEEAH!! **LETS TWO SHOTS IN THE AIR**

  22. 22
    Usual Suspect says:

    She said, “I’m a full time mom, I’m there for my child and just haven’t been given a fair shake. I will never give up fighting for my children.”

    This means, I have I don’t like working and I want to live off your money.

    Mister ex tried this BULLCHIT a couple of weeks ago. Mister said to the Judge that the court should find that she has SELF impoverished herself. The Judge agreeded.

    Bad and Evil 0

    Good and Perfect 2

  23. 23
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Her body is wicked! Damn! I ain’t mad… just mad at the cake I ate at lunch… Damn cake :cuss:

  24. 24
    Ty says:

    Now Mr. Sanders can move Hollywood trampoline Tracey Edmonds into his home.
    ______________

    I didnt know Tracey was a G14 classified hoe. At least she has her own money which is probably why Deion is checking for her LOL

  25. 25
    Ty says:

    Gigi26 says:

    That’s a psycho for yo azz Deion but her body is sick after birthing 2 kids sure is
    __________
    I though she had 4 :shrug:

  26. 26
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    Finally watching last night’s episode of BBW.

    Jenn is such a better person than I am. I can’t even hate.

    Tami, Evelyn & Nia: Bitter, miserable, hag.

    All day. How annoying. Mad cause a chick got new friends? WHAT?! C’mon dude.

  27. 27
    JMO says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Her body is wicked! Damn! I ain’t mad… just mad at the cake I ate at lunch… Damn cake :cuss:
    _____________________________________________

    :lol:

  28. 28
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Dang Tracy. That makes you a liar (she denied this months ago). :lol:

  29. 29
    Bibi says:

    @Laker

    Me too mija.

  30. 30
    Phrozen1der says:

    Wayment Tracey Edmonds?! The one who dated Eddie Murphy and was mad at Johnny Gill for being the REAL Mrs.Murphy and then she got mad and kinda sorta outted him?? Soul Food Producer Tracey,the one formally married to that bruh with no neck and curls talking about whipping banana peels?! That Tracey??…How Tracey been doing??? :coffee:

  31. 31
    Usual Suspect says:

    Yeah her body is SIC! D had her on that program (bish stay the way I married your A Z Z, unforunatley it didn’t pan out (the marriage). She is considered damaged good and any man with money will re-consider getting with her. WHICH IS WHY MR. SANDERS HAS CHOSEN TO PLAY THINGS OUT THIS WAY.

    SICK SLICK BASTID

  32. 32
    gypsyeyes says:

    There is no way in the HAIL I’m going to be married to man with money and don’t have a stash for a rainy day. Even when I was married to an Army man I had a stash. You never know what is gonna happen so you have to save for a rainy day!

  33. 33
    OutsidetheBox says:

    I finally watched it too @ Sass! I felt bad for Jenn. I WOULDA LOST ALL SENSE. Im not above violence yet. :lol:

  34. 34

    @Lakes

    I’ve been having problems posting today too…and refreshing the pages…it’s driving me NUTS!

  35. 35

    Dear Pilar,

    Don’t get mad, get everything!

    Ivanna IGotHisMoneySucka Trump

    :coffee:

  36. 36
    Usual Suspect says:

    Gigi26 says:

    Pilar forgot the golden rule, you don’t get bitter you get BETTER. Shyt she was in Texas, she could’ve hooked up with an oil tycoon and be set for life. But noooo she wanna fight the pre-nup. Idiot. Now where she gonna stay?

    :cosign:

  37. 37
    Bibi says:

    @Sassy

    I think it’s cuz she acting brand new cuz she got new friends. Show made me laugh I still don’t like Jen. Tami just ridin laughin along. Whole show just stupid but entertaining.

  38. 38
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    BIBI IM PISSD ESE!! :wtf: AUNTIE FIZZ UR DANG BLOG!! WHY I KEEP GETTIN ERROR 500 AND SHAIT!! THE SITE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION .. :chase: IS IT CUZ I CANT SPELL.. CUZ I :cuss: TOO MUSH FOR THIS FAMILY BLOG **HEEHEE*

  39. 39

    @GYPS
    Do you really think she doesn’t have a stash or do you think she is being greedy?

  40. 40
    Gigi26 says:

    @Ty, hell 4,3,2, I’ve seen broads with one kid and their bodies are done! She gives me inspiration…I wonder if she got lipo? hmmmm

  41. 41
    Phrozen1der says:

    @OTB A knuck and buck every once and again keeps the blood flowing to the Urethra.. #Helpful.. :lol:

  42. 42
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Please have sone rainy day!

  43. 43
    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    this heffa body , **moves chair over at work and start sit ups STAT***

  44. 44
    Usual Suspect says:

    Grandma always said. Have you two accounts. Ya’lls account and Your ACCOUNT. :yes: Grandma was a G!!!

  45. 45
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    FEFE ERRTIME I REFRESH SHAIT IS SLOW AS FAWK!! :wail: <<NO PATIENCE AT ALL!! HHMMPH!

  46. 46
    Bibi says:

    See Tracey ain’t chit to me for letting Eddie deny his child with silly spice or whoever. Well not letting but cosigning that bull.

  47. 47
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Gigi That body is one that is athletic that’s not I’m lazy let me take the easy way out at all.. :lol:

  48. 48
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @OTB

    Me either! :lol: I be trying to keep classy but honestly, some days, I be like….uhhh-no.

    And TOUCH me?! :lol:

    Yeah….straight hood sh*t shall spew forth.

  49. 49

    gypsyeyes says:

    There is no way in the HAIL I’m going to be married to man with money and don’t have a stash for a rainy day. Even when I was married to an Army man I had a stash. You never know what is gonna happen so you have to save for a rainy day!

    :preach: & let the chuch say AMEN & AMEN AGANED (REAL country)

    we broke & i got rainy day stash FOH! married to him that long i woulda been able to buy & sell at his ass at this point :coffee:

  50. 50
    Usual Suspect says:

    moves chair over at work and start sit ups STAT***

    ____________
    stopped eating the rest of my salad and it was a half of salad.

  51. 51
    NaijaGal says:

    Pilar is letting whatever cloud her judgment…she knows how the game goes but she’s acting like a rookie now

  52. 52
    Gigi26 says:

    Shiiiid @Usual there’s big loooong money in Texas with them Indian men and Nigerian men in the oil market and Pilar fighting this negro for a cool extra million?! Bish upgrade yoself and get you a billionaire with an off shore account!! Now look at her. Bish can’t even pick up her own shyt.

    I wonder if her stuff is still in them boxes that Deiondra took a pic of :thinks:

  53. 53
    OutsidetheBox says:

    :lol:

    Sn: ive been getting that connection error for weeks. Thought it was just me!

  54. 54
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    I WANT A DAM CHOCOLATE ALL THIS GOT A BISH ESSAUSSTED!! :zzz:

  55. 55

    Usual Suspect says:

    Grandma always said. Have you two accounts. Ya’lls account and Your ACCOUNT. :yes: Grandma was a G!!!

    Guhl i aint know we was kinfolk! :hug:

    OTB :cool: :chase:

  56. 56
    Ty says:

    gypsyeyes says:

    There is no way in the HAIL I’m going to be married to man with money and don’t have a stash for a rainy day. Even when I was married to an Army man I had a stash.
    _______________
    :preach: Remember when the older folks used to say never let the right hand know what the left hand is doing? I call it my “preparing for the unexpected” stash. Love hubby to death but I am covered in case he ever shows his azz :coffee:

  57. 57
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @OTB NAW IT AINT JUST YOU BUT TUUUUUDAY IS GETTING ON MY LAST MOFUKN NERVE!! :cuss:

  58. 58
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    That ain’t lipo. :nono:

    Lipo won’t give you definition like THAT!

    Geebie xmas!!

    What kinda workouts is this chick doing? She need to sell some workout tapes- bish will break the MOLD!!

  59. 59
    Gigi26 says:

    @Gigi That body is one that is athletic that’s not I’m lazy let me take the easy way out at all..
    ______________________________

    Deion had her on that workout plan :lol: But he was an azzhole to her on his show so I wonder how she didn’t see this coming?

  60. 60
    KDub says:

    The judge says she can send someone to her house to collect personal belongings, but only between 1 p.m. and 6 p.m. today.
    ———————————————-
    Whatever you do…do NAT send the bish you had help you jump on Deion
    :no:

    Me and my homegirl go fukk a nukka up…there will be no calling 9-1-1. We taking the phones. Nukka you gonna walk to go get help. Cause we taking the keys too. And good luck with walking far after you get this bat to your knee cap.

    Yall fugged that operation up Pilar. You need friends who gonna brang a shovel mama.

    *Disclaimer: Kdub does not condone DV but if the situation warrants it…do it right*

  61. 61
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    << WANTS TO TOUCH HER ABS… AND IF ME AND NAIJA MEET UP I WILL TOUCH HER ABS.. :ashamed:

  62. 62
    Ty says:

    Gigi26 says:

    @Ty, hell 4,3,2, I’ve seen broads with one kid and their bodies are done! She gives me inspiration…I wonder if she got lipo? hmmmm
    _________________
    True but does she have 2 boys and 2 girls with Deion? I think he has 6 total :shrug:

  63. 63
    Bibi says:

    Still don’t feel bad bout that pizza I just devoured. #cushionforthepushin

  64. 64
    JMO says:

    Bibi says:

    See Tracey ain’t chit to me for letting Eddie deny his child with silly spice or whoever. Well not letting but cosigning that bull.
    _____________________________________________________________

    When did she cosign it?

  65. 65
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    @KyCakes (From previous post)

    We were always in each others face at one point but he wouldn’t ask for my number. so I took someones advice and asked for his phone and put my number in it. We’ve been talkin every since :biggrin:

    Horny again.. Part three

    :biggrin:

    “Does it feel like you thought it would?” I asked. “Better.” You moan. Suddenly you break our kiss and turn me to face the wall. Your body rejoin mine. I feel your erection has increased and that makes me wet even more. You slide my thong to the side and lightly rub my cl it until I begin grinding on your fingers in response. You reach around under my shirt and lift my bra and allow both hands to freely caress my stiff peaks that have sprouted from your touch. I grind on your hardness. Your left hand leaves my breast lonely to again play with my wetness. You begin to make small beautiful circles around my bud feeling it throb with each stroke. I reach around to stroke your hardness through your pants. That’s not enough for me so I unzip your pants and search for what I want. The weight of it surprises me as I begin stroking the base of you feeling it vibrate with each pleasurable stroke. Simultaneously as I stroke you, you slip your finger deep inside me. I bite my lip to stifle the loud moan that almost gave away our secret play. “This is too dangerous, what if we get caught.” I moan. “We won’t.” you reply.

  66. 66
    OutsidetheBox says:

    She talked about her workout on their reality show. A beast.

  67. 67
    Usual Suspect says:

    She only got about good 1.5 hours

    1p Fill out paper work for truck rental
    2p Found some mexicans to fill up truck
    3 – 5 Try and put as much in the truck….Dieon gonna be saying you can’t take that.
    5-6 That’s when the real packing will begin.

    Pilar get some green lawn bags. Right now you don’t have time to pack boxes.

    SO :sad:

  68. 68
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Gigi “Behind every beautiful woman is a man tired of fuggin her” #TheMoreYouKnow :coffee:

  69. 69
    KDub says:

    What kinda workouts is this chick doing? She need to sell some workout tapes- bish will break the MOLD!!

    ————————————
    She is working on one too! SHEW :yes:

  70. 70
    Hershey says:

    Tami was sucking the silicone out of Evelyn’s azz last night. She’s :pray: that if Evelyn’s book does well that she can catch a ride on that train. If Evelyn does make Tami’s azz will be the first litigant named in her restraining order suit :coffee:

  71. 71
    Gigi26 says:

    I said it @Sassy if I have kids and have some of that “birthing meat” left over i’m gonna take my ass to Dr. Rey in Beverly Hills and have it sucked out and put in my azz. Then i’ma work it out and be the Milf of the century! :yes: Can’t say I ain’t real, if its all from the same body :lol:

  72. 72
    JMO says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    :lol:

    Sn: ive been getting that connection error for weeks. Thought it was just me!
    ____________________________________________________________________

    *wipes forehead* pheww!!! I thought my I T department was ON to my azz :lol:

  73. 73
    lovezoe says:

    gypsyeyes says:

    There is no way in the HAIL I’m going to be married to man with money and don’t have a stash for a rainy day. Even when I was married to an Army man I had a stash.

    ———————-
    :preach: :cosign: say that again

  74. 74
    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    100 puffing real hard, ook BACK to the floor 1-100 2-100 3-100

  75. 75
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    The website cannot display the page
    HTTP 500
    Most likely causes:
    The website is under maintenance.
    The website has a programming error.

    What you can try:
    Refresh the page.

    Go back to the previous page.

    More information

    This error (HTTP 500 Internal Server Error) means that the website you are visiting had a server problem which prevented the webpage from displaying.

    For more information about HTTP errors, see Help.

    ^^ FAWK IS THIS AUNTIE!! :cuss:

  76. 76
    free says:

    Ty says:

    Gigi26 says:

    @Ty, hell 4,3,2, I’ve seen broads with one kid and their bodies are done! She gives me inspiration…I wonder if she got lipo? hmmmm
    _________________
    True but does she have 2 boys and 2 girls with Deion? I think he has 6 total

  77. 77

    :yawn: i aint gone make it :(

    Sassy keep me up & tell me what u gettin from Dawn :popcorn:

  78. 78
    free says:

    Ty says:

    Gigi26 says:

    @Ty, hell 4,3,2, I’ve seen broads with one kid and their bodies are done! She gives me inspiration…I wonder if she got lipo? hmmmm
    _________________
    True but does she have 2 boys and 2 girls with Deion? I think he has 6 total

    ******************************

    she has 2 boys and 1 girl but most people can have a body like that with the right personal trainer, discipline, and great eating habits. no lipo needed.

  79. 79
    Phrozen1der says:

    @WUT that made my left nipple hard as cement rocks just now.. :lol:

  80. 80
    Bibi says:

    @Jmo

    U know what that may be unfair to say she cosigned it but I know in an interview somewhere I read something to the effect like she believed him.

  81. 81
    Gigi26 says:

    @Phro :yes: truth. She should’ve gotten her a kegelmaster and she could’ve held on for longer :lol:

  82. 82
    Ty says:

    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    That ain’t lipo.

    Lipo won’t give you definition like THAT!
    _________
    Yep her azz been on the grind…completely toned :yes:

  83. 83
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Gigi “Behind every beautiful woman is a man tired of fuggin her” #TheMoreYouKnow

    ——————–
    DAAAAAMMMMMNNN!!! Phro! :rofl:

    So question, what keeps a man interested in the bedroom if he’s been getting the same ole for years?

  84. 84
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Jmo! Thats why i had to address it! Ctfu. I was like no not the IT shutdown! Ctfu.

  85. 85
    JMO says:

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    100 puffing real hard, ook BACK to the floor 1-100 2-100 3-100
    ______________________________________________________________

    :hahaha:

  86. 86
    Usual Suspect says:

    @Fayla – I lub Mister dirty draws, but I got my stash in me and my mama name. It can only be accessed with two parties signatures. I’ve been burned once. NO ATM, No Paper statements. :nono:

  87. 87
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    **KICKS AUNTIE SPRING CURLS AND BURNS ALL HER RIRI STALKER PICS/SONGS/POSTERS/THONGS/STRINGOFHAIR/OLD ROACHES** DEEEEW SUMPTING!! :waiting:

  88. 88
    free says:

    gypsyeyes says: There is no way in the HAIL I’m going to be married to man with money and don’t have a stash for a rainy day. Even when I was married to an Army man I had a stash.

    *********************************

    and she worked! on their lil reality show, bish was cooking, cleaning, and taking care of the kids. that’s probably why she’s acting siovaughn wadeish right now.

  89. 89
    Shuga Honey says:

    anything that might make you end up paying child support to that ninja aint hardly worth it. Pilar better get her pretty lil mind right.

    ol sexy self :love:

  90. 90

    Lakes :lol: i’ve been getting that same error message. Auntie aint paid her innaneck bill yet. that’s how they warn her :coffee:

  91. 91
    JMO says:

    @Bibi … ahh ok, gotcha

    @OTB … :rofl: got me paranoid like chit … posting comments, and minimizing like crazy :whistle:

  92. 92
    Bibi says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Gigi “Behind every beautiful woman is a man tired of fuggin her” #TheMoreYouKnow

    Why oh why is this how men are :deadhorse:

  93. 93
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @WUT that made my left nipple hard as cement rocks just now..
    ———————-
    :rofl: Boy you made my side hurt with that! :rofl:

    I have a naughty imagination..

  94. 94
    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    I love Jenn!

    :lol:

    “I feel like if I pick up some good techniques, I could kick somebody’s azz. I mean… I’m strong.” :dead:

  95. 95
    KyCakes says:

    Seriously @Wut You gotta chill with the Zane stories….

    There er no more virgin desk corners in my office….

  96. 96
    Gigi26 says:

    That bish Pilar looks like she never birthed a child in her life. Damn her…and I don’t even have any kids :lol: #teamhighmetabolismtho

  97. 97
    JMO says:

    <— I would definitely workout more if I had a workout partner

  98. 98
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Gigi :lol:

    @WUT That’s where she better start acting like a whore and not being like “I don’t do this,or that” she better answer the door in red bottoms,crotchless panties and a dirty wifebeater and give him head in the doorway… :rofl:

  99. 99
    Ty says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Gigi “Behind every beautiful woman is a man tired of fuggin her” #TheMoreYouKnow
    ____________
    :dead:

    *cues Ms. New Booty* :whistle:

  100. 100
    KDub says:

    There is no way in the HAIL I’m going to be married to man with money and don’t have a stash for a rainy day. Even when I was married to an Army man I had a stash.
    —————————————————–
    My grandmother taught us this here shat okay? She and the man WE all knew as our grandfather never married. WHY? Cause her azz woulda been cut off from all her first husband money. Every month she would get her check..and every month it was words.

    Pops: Hummmph…Ms. Shorty got her check. Think she slick she get it sent round her brother house…I know she got it.
    Her: Sure did.
    Pops: How much is it?
    Her: Same amount its BEEN since you done known me for 30+ years. Nunna FUGGIN bidness…and 15 cents. :rofl:

  101. 101
    Bibi says:

    @Phro

    And he still won’t be satisfied

  102. 102
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    That’s where she better start acting like a whore and not being like “I don’t do this,or that” she better answer the door in red bottoms,crotchless panties and a dirty wifebeater and give him head in the doorway…
    ^^MMMHHMM SOUNDS NIIIIIIIICE :hunch: <<I GET HAWNY WHEN I FRUSTERADED OR MAD.. OR SAD.. OR EH.. :ashamed:

  103. 103
    OutsidetheBox says:

    I just wanna take Jenn under wing! :no: lol! Cant help but feel bad for her. Jenn gets real clueless!

    Why auntie didnt post on the lawsuit??? Is it real??

  104. 104
    Sandra Rose says:

    @ !*LaKErCHiC@*!
    my apologies. I’m having serving problems due to the amount of traffic. Hopefully things are better on your end now?

  105. 105
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    KyCakes says:

    Seriously @Wut You gotta chill with the Zane stories….

    There er no more virgin desk corners in my office….
    —————————-
    :hahaha: Yall are going to get me fired laughing so loud! my co-worker just knocked asking if I was okay! :rofl:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    Error establishing a database connection

    :mad:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    that made my left nipple hard as cement rocks just now..
    :lol:

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    Shuga Honey that gravi is just too cute, been meaning to say that :yes:

    Free :hi:

    Ty :hug:

    CALI :yes: #paperless all the way. before then it was sent to cuzzo’s house. same way mine was to hers :coffee:

    if i have to workout more than an hour to look like the above oic. it just aint in the cards for me :no:

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    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    Seriously @Wut You gotta chill with the Zane stories….

    There er no more virgin desk corners in my office….
    ______________________________________________________

    Just…. DAMN

    :lol:

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    Bibi says:

    @Laker

    :rofl: Or if it’s sunny or rainy or tuesday.. :D

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Bibi :lol: it’s the thrill of the chase,the desire to hunt and capture prey..Once you have her it’s no longer fun UNLESS she keeps you wanting her. Men usually tell women what we need them to do to keep us interested and women usually ignore it…Then she gets cheated on… #ThinkLikeAMan101

    @WUT :rofl:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    NaijaGal says:
    Pilar is letting whatever cloud her judgment…she knows how the game goes but she’s acting like a rookie now
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    BAMM!!!! you said it right

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Kdubb is this mama kdubs mama??? :rofl:

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    this minute by minute coverage is ummm…..yeah!

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    Gigi26 says:

    Deion just wanted something new. Maybe cuz she was making her own money he felt threatened? :shrugs: Don’t think you’ll get over stealing another woman’s husband. Karma will come back some way or the other.

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Gigi

    @WUT That’s where she better start acting like a whore and not being like “I don’t do this,or that” she better answer the door in red bottoms,crotchless panties and a dirty wifebeater and give him head in the doorway…
    —————————
    :typing: Do tell…. Imma write a short diddy about that just for you Phro! Help your right nipple out :wink:

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    JMO says:

    Fayla :hug: I missed your greeting in post downstairs

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    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    @Sassy i would love to see you on BBQ Wives as Jennifer Asst, just for a moment :rofl: chile i would watch that faithfully, while evelyn and nia try juming on tables to get jen :hahaha: i can see you now.. sombody was already hanging off the balcony by the hair EVELYN

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    @GYPSY
    “There is no way in the HAIL I’m going to be married to man with money and don’t have a stash for a rainy day…. You never know what is gonna happen so you have to save for a rainy day!”
    _________________

    :cosign:
    Except replace “stash” with “women” and “married man” with “married woman.”
    :yes:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SANDRITA :ashamed: OH U FIZZD IT :hug: IGNORE ALL THE OTHER COMMENTS TIA I GETS HOT LIKE A JALAPENO EAZY :grin: AND I JUST GOT THAT DAM MESSAGE AGAIN!!!

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    Sandra Rose says:

    @ !*LaKErCHiC@*!
    my apologies. I’m having serving problems due to the amount of traffic. Hopefully things are better on your end now?

    :thumbsup: #winning

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    Bibi says:

    @Phro

    SOME men tell. Others just have imaginary conversations :tea:

    But even when women do all that men still stray. #fact

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    KyCakes says:

    <——– :ashamed: cause I's horny

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    BIBI :rofl: REAL TALK THE RAIN MAKES ME WANT TO POUR.. THE SUN MAKES ME HAWWT :hunch:

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    alabasterboi says:

    @ Man,

    Yep ol Ms Edmonds must got that snap back!!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @THERAPIST :hug:

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    OTB :boobs:

    *she gone notice me ONE comment today, i got on my Bey wig* :yes:

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    OHoney says:

    :steer: back from lunch.
    Sleepy now

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    I Go There says:

    PILAR is bad as hell

    But I’d would much rather take a so so chic that isnt riding the train to Coo Coo Ca choo ville

    :coffee:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    WHY? Cause her azz woulda been cut off from all her first husband money. Every month she would get her check..and every month it was words.

    Just found out recently that’ my aunt will never get remarried. From her husband retirement (he’s deceased) and her’s she collects over 12,000 a month. If she were to re-marry that would be cut off. The dude she dating is hating. He don’t even make half of of that. He must be slow and dumb!

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Brown

    I wouldn’t be her assistant but some of that wouldn’t EVEN be going down! But I like her though! She’s bougie all day ery day. That’s JENN!

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    JMO :hug: i thought yeen lub me no mo like OTB :(
    sorry for jumping the gun in my mind :D

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    JMO says:

    Cali, how long is your aunt scheduled to receive that? They can’t get married afterwards?

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    Ty says:

    :hug: @ Fayla

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    Sassy u fugged me up with @Brown. i thought u was tambout LUSCIOUS! :crying:

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    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    @Fayla :hahaha: I miss luscious too .

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    Hey Shakey Lakey

    HEEEEEEEEEEY SASSSSY

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :zzz: I NEEDS A SIESTA AND A NICE PILLOW TO GIVE SOME HEAD TO.. :zzz:

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    :offtopic:

    did yall hear about the lady that donated her kidney for her boss & was fired afterwards?

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    Usual Suspect says:

    @JMO – He died over 15 years ago! I thought this was the case. It’s through the state of NY; I’m not sure about its statues. :shrug:

    But she told me if she got re-married….Mr. >>>>> would be cut off.

    Cues

    :whistle:
    Single Life

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    I Go There says:

    Usual Suspect says:

    WHY? Cause her azz woulda been cut off from all her first husband money. Every month she would get her check..and every month it was words.

    Just found out recently that’ my aunt will never get remarried. From her husband retirement (he’s deceased) and her’s she collects over 12,000 a month. If she were to re-marry that would be cut off. The dude she dating is hating. He don’t even make half of of that. He must be slow and dumb!
    ______________________________________________________________

    I take it dude rather be with her than them live together off of ole dudes money…

    Kinda Noble… :shrug:

    Alot of dudes wouldnt care it and help her run through the money every month.

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    Ty says:

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    @Sassy i would love to see you on BBQ Wives as Jennifer Asst, just for a moment chile i would watch that faithfully, while evelyn and nia try juming on tables to get jen i can see you now.. sombody was already hanging off the balcony by the hair EVELYN
    ___________
    I will pay good money to watch Sassy smack fire from Evelyn :rofl: We need a damn reality show The SR Diaries :think: Radio stations are already quoting our fonts… Where is our manager?

    *bat signal for Yall*

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    Bibi says:

    @Laker :hahaha:

    @Fayla now she wants her kidney back :hahaha: Can u repo an organ??

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    KDub says:

    Kdubb is this mama kdubs mama???
    ————————————-
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

    That woman was a FOOOOOOL. She was WORSE than Mama Dubs.

    :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    did yall hear about the lady that donated her kidney for her boss & was fired afterwards?

    :rofl: YEP ON K104.. THE BAWS SAID SHE STILL SICK SO BY BISH!!

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    @WUT
    “So question, what keeps a man interested in the bedroom if he’s been getting the same ole for years?”
    __________

    You gotta give a nigga a “pass” from time to time!
    You know, be a christian and “turn the other cheek.”

    We rarely leave our wives permanently! Unless yall start tripping and chit. :coffee:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    @IGO – Yeah, I agree with you, that is NOBLE.

    I have a girlfriend that met this older dude and about 1 month into the realtionship he says my wife died and I collect a pension so I will never get re-married. I laughed about that chitt for days. :rofl:

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    Ty says:

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    @Sassy i would love to see you on BBQ Wives as Jennifer Asst, just for a moment chile i would watch that faithfully, while evelyn and nia try juming on tables to get jen i can see you now.. sombody was already hanging off the balcony by the hair EVELYN
    ___________
    I will pay good money to watch Sassy smack fire from Evelyn :rofl: We need a damn reality show The SR Diaries :think: Radio stations are already quoting our fonts… Where is our manager?

    *bat signal for Yall*

    :blink: who stealing our fonts guhl??

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    Bibi says:

    @Man

    Do we get a pass too??

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    OHoney says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:
    You gotta give a nigga a “pass” from time to time!
    You know, be a christian and “turn the other cheek.”
    ___________________________________________________________________
    :lol: where do you come up with this shyt??

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @BIBI REPO MAN THE MOVIE WERE THE GUY GOES REPOING ORGANS AND CHIT!! :cheer: I LIKES THAT MOVIE TOO!!

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    JMO says:

    @Cali … :lol:

    @Man … :lol:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    @Lakerchic – Yeah, I saw that. Just wrong on so many levels….Fukn it up for others. :mad:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Radio stations are already quoting our fonts… Where is our manager?
    ^^ AWW CHIT WE ESSSTAAAUURRSS!! :cool:

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    Bibi says:

    @Laker

    Almost forgot that movie but it was good…

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    I Go There says:

    Usual Suspect says:

    @IGO – Yeah, I agree with you, that is NOBLE.

    I have a girlfriend that met this older dude and about 1 month into the realtionship he says my wife died and I collect a pension so I will never get re-married. I laughed about that chitt for days
    _____________________________________________________________

    :lol:

    Damn…

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    Lakes K104 :love: i say u took me back guhl! that was my STATION in Dallas! :dance:

    but should her donating a kidney guarantee her a job there for life? :think:

    BiBi :dead: @repo

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    Ty says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Ty says:

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    @Sassy i would love to see you on BBQ Wives as Jennifer Asst, just for a moment chile i would watch that faithfully, while evelyn and nia try juming on tables to get jen i can see you now.. sombody was already hanging off the balcony by the hair EVELYN
    ___________
    I will pay good money to watch Sassy smack fire from Evelyn We need a damn reality show The SR Diaries Radio stations are already quoting our fonts… Where is our manager?

    *bat signal for Yall*

    who stealing our fonts guhl??
    _____________
    They read our shyt verbatim in the entertainment reports. Even the online stations that I listen to at work in different states LOL. They dont even research shyt anyone the entire report is from Sandra Rose

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    Usual Suspect says:

    Did Phadera start calling Cynthnia husband Uncle Ben?

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CALI HUH?? POST WHAT I SAID DANG IT I PWOMISE I READ BEFORE I COMMENT.. I LOST :wail: I DO NEED A FUKN SIESTA!! WERE IS SAUCEY AND DIMPZ :boobs:

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Bibi says:

    @Man

    Do we get a pass too??
    ————————-
    :lol: You are reading my mind!

    Well, Man, could you do the christian thing and turn the other cheek if wifey wants to saddle a strong young buck to blow her back out er now and then? :coffee:

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    JMO says:

    :offtopic: Did anyone go look at their old Sprint pictures from picture mail? :blink: Remember we were talking about that a few weeks ago … I found my pics and I’ll Imma say is w o w … what was I thinking :lol: … deleted a bunch of stuff

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    Ty says:

    *anymore*

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @FAY YEP K105 97.9 THE BEAT AND 105.7 EVEN LISTEN TO 106.1 THE KID SHOW :lol:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Therapist

    Hey sugar!! :hug:

    How you doing?

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    I Go There says:

    Ty says:

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    @Sassy i would love to see you on BBQ Wives as Jennifer Asst, just for a moment chile i would watch that faithfully, while evelyn and nia try juming on tables to get jen i can see you now.. sombody was already hanging off the balcony by the hair EVELYN
    ___________
    I will pay good money to watch Sassy smack fire from Evelyn We need a damn reality show The SR Diaries Radio stations are already quoting our fonts… Where is our manager?

    *bat signal for Yall*
    _______________________________________________

    Ah yeah?

    If I hear one person on the radio say.

    Stunt puzzay

    im gonna sue…

    gotta copy write my shait.

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    Bibi says:

    @Wut :hahaha:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    @Choco-I think that she feels entitled. She prolly has a stash but she feels she deserves more. I’m sure that their work out tapes and infomercials were lucrative. She can get the money that was made while married but not before.
    I’ve watched her talk about their relationship and what I try to get women to understand is that I don’t care how fine you are or how you are putting it on a man, if he wants to leave he will go. Don’t be faded by the I look better than the old head or I do more for him than the last chick. It will leave your azz penniless and heartbroken!

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    @WUT/BIBI
    “Do we get a pass too??
    ————————-
    You are reading my mind!

    Well, Man, could you do the christian thing and turn the other cheek if wifey wants to saddle a strong young buck to blow her back out er now and then? ”
    ______________________

    Wut, you clearly asked what would make a man stay.

    I’m telling you, an occasional “it’s ok, do you, I love you anyway.” Goes a LONG way. I mean, if you offered, just the thought would be enough and most dudes wouldn’t even take you up on it!

    But no. You cannot get a pass because you are a female. The same way you can’t go in the men’s restroom and vice versa. :shrugs: Why even try to have the same rules as men if you aren’t a man? :think:

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    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    Did anyone go look at their old Sprint pictures from picture mail? Remember we were talking about that a few weeks ago … I found my pics and I’ll Imma say is w o w … what was I thinking … deleted a bunch of stuff
    _______________________________________________

    Yeah I got rid of all of mine and save the ones I wanted.
    I had to do a double take on some of that shait.

    LAWWWDDDD

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    **FLOATS AROUND THE ROOM ON A FABULOS FLYING CARPET** IM BORED!

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    Bibi says:

    @gypsy

    :cosign:

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    Bird says:

    Aww shucky ducky now. He done got her out the house. It’s about to be all kinds of stalking activities going on. :popcorn:

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    KDub says:

    They read our shyt verbatim in the entertainment reports. Even the online stations that I listen to at work in different states LOL. They dont even research shyt anyone the entire report is from Sandra Rose
    ———————————————————-
    When I first heard years ago Alfreidas call The Nightmare, Teddy Ruxpin I let that slide.

    THEN folks started on my bandwagon fo Khloe’s real last name was Simpson.

    BUT I heard one day recently…somebody on air call Diamond… “Sugar Crystals”…I was heated.

    No more fuggin jokes.

    :whistle: “My lippppppppps are SEALED” << The Go-Go's

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    YSoSrs says:

    That’s why I don’t believe in marriage. Even if you love your job you need a vacation every now and then.

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    Ty says:

    I Go There says:

    Ty says:

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    @Sassy i would love to see you on BBQ Wives as Jennifer Asst, just for a moment chile i would watch that faithfully, while evelyn and nia try juming on tables to get jen i can see you now.. sombody was already hanging off the balcony by the hair EVELYN
    ___________
    I will pay good money to watch Sassy smack fire from Evelyn We need a damn reality show The SR Diaries Radio stations are already quoting our fonts… Where is our manager?

    *bat signal for Yall*
    _______________________________________________

    Ah yeah?

    If I hear one person on the radio say.

    Stunt puzzay

    im gonna sue…

    gotta copy write my shait.
    _______________
    I hear choke slam and CiCi monkey stomp every day…I still havent got my damn check :cuss:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @Therapist

    Hey sugar!!

    How you doing?
    *********************

    I is good. Overworked and underpaid……sucks to be me right now. How you?

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    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    Ty says:

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    @Sassy i would love to see you on BBQ Wives as Jennifer Asst, just for a moment chile i would watch that faithfully, while evelyn and nia try juming on tables to get jen i can see you now.. sombody was already hanging off the balcony by the hair EVELYN
    ___________
    I will pay good money to watch Sassy smack fire from Evelyn We need a damn reality show The SR Diaries Radio stations are already quoting our fonts… Where is our manager?

    *bat signal for Yall*
    _______________________________________________

    Ah yeah?

    If I hear one person on the radio say.

    Stunt puzzay

    im gonna sue…

    gotta copy write my shait.
    _________________________________________________

    #RBS :coffee:

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    Usual Suspect says:

    @Laker – :huh: ? What you loose bew?

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    :rollseyes:

    after u been married/in a LTR for so long it’s only natural to have desires for some “strange” from time to time. it’s the acting on it is when all hell breaks loose :coffee:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    <—- uses male restroom from time to time if the line at the female one is too long and I cannot hold it.

    :shrug:

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    Ty says:

    Bird says:

    Aww shucky ducky now. He done got her out the house. It’s about to be all kinds of stalking activities going on.
    ____________
    I can see her azz hiding in bushes and sliding down the chimney to see who is in the living room :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CALI :shrug: IDK

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    Bibi says:

    These are my confessions

    :ashamed: Keep thinking bout some strange

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    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    Did anyone go look at their old Sprint pictures from picture mail? Remember we were talking about that a few weeks ago … I found my pics and I’ll Imma say is w o w … what was I thinking … deleted a bunch of stuff
    _______________________________________________

    Yeah I got rid of all of mine and save the ones I wanted.
    I had to do a double take on some of that shait.

    LAWWWDDDD
    _________________________________________________________________

    Im afraid of what you had stored :lol:

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    YSoSrs says:

    That’s why I don’t believe in marriage. Even if you love your job you need a vacation every now and then.
    :coffee:
    _____________________________
    KDUB *snatches off tape* NO SUCH A THANG!!! i LIVES for yo font. ion wanna have to gas up :steer: & have to find u. :coffee: u familiar with the book/movie MISERY? :chase:

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    2know the ledge says:

    sad the cute ones are the one’s that will go straight looney tune on u. but let’s keep it real here deion was still smashing that.

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    Usual Suspect says:

    @Sassy – Me too!

    Once I was holding the bathroom and told this dude he couldn’t go in….He mumbled something under his breath. Went and got Mister, that nigga left his who crew at the bar.

    @Fayla – :cosign: We can talk about it…but REAL LOVE, coupled with the fear of STD and HIV keep me in check.

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    Ty says:

    KDub says:

    They read our shyt verbatim in the entertainment reports. Even the online stations that I listen to at work in different states LOL. They dont even research shyt anyone the entire report is from Sandra Rose
    ———————————————————-
    When I first heard years ago Alfreidas call The Nightmare, Teddy Ruxpin I let that slide.

    THEN folks started on my bandwagon fo Khloe’s real last name was Simpson.

    BUT I heard one day recently…somebody on air call Diamond… “Sugar Crystals”…I was heated.

    No more fuggin jokes.

    “My lippppppppps are SEALED” << The Go-Go's
    ____________
    I was done after reading your post about Khloe and the shyt popped up on the cover of that magazine a week later. Was it People or Us Weekly :think:

    TMZ have their azz in here too stealing shyt :coffee:

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    <————- Doesn't feel bad for Jen at all! :no:

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    Bibi says:

    These are my confessions

    :ashamed: Keep thinking bout some strange

    :coffee:

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    KDub says:

    u familiar with the book/movie MISERY?
    ————————————-
    Stephen Kang.

    She “hobbled” his azz so he wouldn’t leave. He all hopping around turning the fuggin penguin the wrong way in the living room. “The penguin always points…DUE SOUTH”

    :ghost:

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @WUT/BIBI
    “Do we get a pass too??
    ————————-
    You are reading my mind!

    Well, Man, could you do the christian thing and turn the other cheek if wifey wants to saddle a strong young buck to blow her back out er now and then? ”
    ______________________

    Wut, you clearly asked what would make a man stay.

    I’m telling you, an occasional “it’s ok, do you, I love you anyway.” Goes a LONG way. I mean, if you offered, just the thought would be enough and most dudes wouldn’t even take you up on it!

    But no. You cannot get a pass because you are a female. The same way you can’t go in the men’s restroom and vice versa. Why even try to have the same rules as men if you aren’t a man?

    ————————-
    No we aren’t men, but yes we get bored with yall too.We can get tired of riding the same one trick pony, and you know men can get lazy when it comes to sex! Roll over slide the panties trick gets old… :ashamed (did I say that aloud?)

    So since we aren’t men, what do you do to keep your woman happy in the sex area so we don’t start both thinking and acting like a man…

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    Bird says:

    Ty says:

    I can see her azz hiding in bushes and sliding down the chimney to see who is in the living room
    *******************************

    And you know that bish got Rambo abilities. She gone have the war paint on and erthang. Tracy bet not bring her azz up in that house. Gonna have Pilar doin the perp walk for real.

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    yallcrazy says:

    Somebody called The Real Housewives of Sandra Rose MANAGER :coffee:

    :lol:

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    Roll over slide the panties trick gets old… :ashamed (did I say that aloud?)

    So since we aren’t men, what do you do to keep your woman happy in the sex area so we don’t start both thinking and acting like a man…
    ______________________
    :think:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Kdub, I read about Vicki and Nicki! :wail:

    :rofl:

    ——————-
    I, for one, can go the ret of my whole life without knowing how this shatt with the sanders’ pans out. :shrug:

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    Bibi says:

    @Wut

    No really now ur reading my mind :hahaha:

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    I Go There says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    No we aren’t men, but yes we get bored with yall too.We can get tired of riding the same one trick pony, and you know men can get lazy when it comes to sex! Roll over slide the panties trick gets old… :ashamed (did I say that aloud?)

    So since we aren’t men, what do you do to keep your woman happy in the sex area so we don’t start both thinking and acting like a man…
    ___________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

    Its some lazy ass dudes out there… WOOOOOOOOOOO

    fellas need to stop BS fking these women

    making it hard on a fella like me.

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    yallcrazy says:

    :rofl: @WUT, Life IS NOT that bad, that we have to be getting “the answers” from Man :lol:

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    Mochacashmere says:

    KDub says:

    There is no way in the HAIL I’m going to be married to man with money and don’t have a stash for a rainy day. Even when I was married to an Army man I had a stash.
    —————————————————–
    My grandmother taught us this here shat okay? She and the man WE all knew as our grandfather never married. WHY? Cause her azz woulda been cut off from all her first husband money. Every month she would get her check..and every month it was words.
    Pops: Hummmph…Ms. Shorty got her check. Think she slick she get it sent round her brother house…I know she got it.
    Her: Sure did.
    Pops: How much is it?
    Her: Same amount its BEEN since you done known me for 30+ years. Nunna FUGGIN bidness…and 15 cents.
    ______________________________________________________________________

    I would pay the cost of admission to go to a family reunion with you! LOL!!

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    Ty says:

    yallcrazy says:

    Somebody called The Real Housewives of Sandra Rose MANAGER
    ____________
    yes we need our checks, copyrights, and grey goose snowball :crying:

    They jacking our fonts again :crying:

  205. 205

    KDub says:

    u familiar with the book/movie MISERY?
    ————————————-
    Stephen Kang.

    She “hobbled” his azz so he wouldn’t leave. He all hopping around turning the fuggin penguin the wrong way in the living room. “The penguin always points…DUE SOUTH”

    :rofl: that chit KILLED me!
    _____________________________

    :yes: now u see why i need u to keep the jokes coming right?? :coffee:

  206. 206
    KDub says:

    I was done after reading your post about Khloe and the shyt popped up on the cover of that magazine a week later. Was it People or Us Weekly

    TMZ have their azz in here too stealing shyt
    —————————————
    Somebody else took my whole consipracy theory on Lauryn didn’t write that fuggin album, why her record compnay couldn’t afford to fight the allegations, and why they settled…..and posted it on a music website.

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    @WUT
    “No we aren’t men, but yes we get bored with yall too.We can get tired of riding the same one trick pony, and you know men can get lazy when it comes to sex! Roll over slide the panties trick gets old… :ashamed (did I say that aloud?)

    So since we aren’t men, what do you do to keep your woman happy in the sex area so we don’t start both thinking and acting like a man…”
    __________________

    You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
    :shocked:

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    Marc Anthony is playing hard ball in his divorce from Jennifer Lopez seeking testimony from Jennifer’s first ex husband for evidence of cheating.

    The gloves are off in Marc Anthony’s divorce from Jennifer Lopez, as the Latin crooner’s attorney has reached out to her first husband Ojani Noa to explore if theAmerican Idol judge spent time with him while married to Anthony and if she has offshore accounts, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
    Anthony filed for divorce from JLo last weekand is seeking joint custody of the former couple’s four year old twins, Max andEmme. A source close to the situation claims that Anthony’s attorneys are investigating allegations that Lopez spent time with Noa while married to their client and if so, what the nature of their relationship was.
    “Marc Anthony’s lawyers are following up with allegations that Jennifer was seeing Ojani while married to Marc, before and after the twins were born. Jennifer allegedly would go to Ojani’s Han**** Park house and spend time with him, without Marc’s knowledge” the insider tells RadarOnline.com. In addition, one of Anthony’s attorneys has formally reached out to Noa’s camp and is seeking financialinformation and records relating to JLo!
    “Marc’s attorney wants to review financial records and information that Ojani has as he believes JLo has money in offshore accounts,” the source claims. “Ojani has extensive records still relating to his time with Jennifer. It seems that Marc is going after her money and it’s looking like this could be a divorce battle royal!”
    After walking down the aisle in 2004, the musical couple announced they had split last July but have remained on speaking terms since, despite disagreements over how much time he gets to spend with the children. While Anthony lives in luxurious surroundings, the same can’t be said for Ojani these days.
    “Ojani is basically homeless now and completely broke and unable to find work. He blames Jennifer for this because her lawyers have threatened to sue anyone who has hired or wants to hire Ojani, claiming that any public mention of Ojani being married to her in any form of publicity is a violation of their marital settlement agreement,” the source states. Calls and emails seeking comment on this story to JLo’s publicist weren’t immediately returned.
    Jacked from Radar Online
    _____________________
    DAYUM!

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    Usual Suspect says:

    Catch up with ya’ll later…Going to follow Dummy Dieon and Stuck on Stoopid Pilar…..

    :peace:

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    Yall think they be stealing forreal? Maybe THAT’S why I saw that Hustle Hard Face comment somewhere else. Bastids! :coffee:

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    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    Did anyone go look at their old Sprint pictures from picture mail? Remember we were talking about that a few weeks ago … I found my pics and I’ll Imma say is w o w … what was I thinking … deleted a bunch of stuff
    _______________________________________________

    Yeah I got rid of all of mine and save the ones I wanted.
    I had to do a double take on some of that shait.

    LAWWWDDDD
    _________________________________________________________________

    Im afraid of what you had stored
    _____________________________________

    UMMMMM…. Ill just say the ghost of Puzzay Past were in full effect

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    yallcrazy says:

    ION get bored with the same ole same ole. We keeps it interesting.

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    Bibi says:

    I knew Marc wasn’t going quietly. Latin men do not appreciate that type of dismissal.

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    @Man
    Answer her….

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    i’m so over work right now that i just wanna :hurl:

    :no:

    somebody get me a drink :koolaid:

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    Ty says:

    Bird says:

    Ty says:

    I can see her azz hiding in bushes and sliding down the chimney to see who is in the living room
    *******************************

    And you know that bish got Rambo abilities. She gone have the war paint on and erthang. Tracy bet not bring her azz up in that house. Gonna have Pilar doin the perp walk for real.
    ___________
    :dead: @ Rambo I was thinking McGyver. That heffa could probably build her own combat zone with her shyt that Deion packed up months ago :coffee: Have Traceys azz helmed up with some hair glue trying to get into that damn house

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    yallcrazy says:

    Ty says:

    yallcrazy says:

    Somebody called The Real Housewives of Sandra Rose MANAGER
    ____________
    yes we need our checks, copyrights, and grey goose snowball :wail:

    They jacking our fonts again :wail:
    —————————–
    SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND :shotsfired:

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    @Fayla – :cosign: We can talk about it…but REAL LOVE, coupled with the fear of STD and HIV keep me in check.

    :yes: Check AND Mate (no ion play chess :lol) but seriously. that STD/HIV chit keep a bish satisfied at home tho. #REALTALK

    i think if i was grown & whatnot in the 70′s tho i mighta been a slut. not a

    H.appily
    O.ffering
    E.verybody
    S.ecks

    Sluts be more discerning & whatnot. they only fck who they want :coffee:

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    J-Lo wrong for doing her first hubby like that, unless she plans to personally support his ass.

    Skelator better go sat his ratfaced ass down somewhere and get off my girl’s clyt. UGH! Why he all in her finances and chit?!

    (I know why, just thank he needs to fall back)

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    KDub says:

    Kdub, I read about Vicki and Nicki!
    —————————————
    I was still watching that fuggin show at NITE okay…and they went and cancelled the shat! :wail: I been watching ABC Soaps since Liz Taylor was Helena Cassadine on GH. I watch CBS ones a tanch too.

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    YSoSrs says:

    It takes six to twelve months before I get completely sick of you and everything you stand for. Distance is really what works best for me.

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    Bibi says:

    :dead: @Fayla

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    @Bibi
    The fuggd up part is going after her ex husband who has probably wanted his revenge on Jennifer for years! CHIT IS FOUL!

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Yallcrazy….
    you are a daYum Fool!!!!!

    :hahaha: :rofl: :hahaha: :rofl:

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    Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

    @therapist
    I’m good. Just hustling and surviving. :lol:

    @Fayla
    G-spot creme.

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    gypsyeyes says:

    I hate KDUB and her granny rat now. I just farted at my desk cause she said and 15 cents.

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    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Marc Anthony is playing hard ball in his divorce from Jennifer Lopez seeking testimony from Jennifer’s first ex husband for evidence of cheating.

    The gloves are off in Marc Anthony’s divorce from Jennifer Lopez, as the Latin crooner’s attorney has reached out to her first husband Ojani Noa to explore if theAmerican Idol judge spent time with him while married to Anthony and if she has offshore accounts, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
    Anthony filed for divorce from JLo last weekand is seeking joint custody of the former couple’s four year old twins, Max andEmme. A source close to the situation claims that Anthony’s attorneys are investigating allegations that Lopez spent time with Noa while married to their client and if so, what the nature of their relationship was.
    “Marc Anthony’s lawyers are following up with allegations that Jennifer was seeing Ojani while married to Marc, before and after the twins were born. Jennifer allegedly would go to Ojani’s Han**** Park house and spend time with him, without Marc’s knowledge” the insider tells RadarOnline.com. In addition, one of Anthony’s attorneys has formally reached out to Noa’s camp and is seeking financialinformation and records relating to JLo!
    “Marc’s attorney wants to review financial records and information that Ojani has as he believes JLo has money in offshore accounts,” the source claims. “Ojani has extensive records still relating to his time with Jennifer. It seems that Marc is going after her money and it’s looking like this could be a divorce battle royal!”
    After walking down the aisle in 2004, the musical couple announced they had split last July but have remained on speaking terms since, despite disagreements over how much time he gets to spend with the children. While Anthony lives in luxurious surroundings, the same can’t be said for Ojani these days.
    “Ojani is basically homeless now and completely broke and unable to find work. He blames Jennifer for this because her lawyers have threatened to sue anyone who has hired or wants to hire Ojani, claiming that any public mention of Ojani being married to her in any form of publicity is a violation of their marital settlement agreement,” the source states. Calls and emails seeking comment on this story to JLo’s publicist weren’t immediately returned.
    Jacked from Radar Online
    _____________________
    DAYUM!
    _______________

    :tea: say what now !!!

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    J-Lo wrong for doing her first hubby like that, unless she plans to personally support his ass.

    Skelator better go sat his ratfaced ass down somewhere and get off my girl’s clyt. UGH! Why he all in her finances and chit?!
    ____________________
    He is scorned and out for revenge and her having Casper the GHOST around their kids is not helping – at all!

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    I just farted at my desk cause she said and 15 cents.
    _______________________
    IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OVER YOU :lol: :lol:

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    KDub says:

    Marc Anthony’s lawyers are following up with allegations that Jennifer was seeing Ojani while married to Marc, before and after the twins were born.
    ——————————————————-
    You know what Marc with your face looking like a Scream mask with acne…yews’s about to get a your sister in Christ letter yo.

  231. 231

    I see J Lo couldnt keep that monkey in her pants I see :tea:

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    Bibi says:

    @Choco

    Marc is pissed at the way she flaunts her youngin around. Leos generally do not like being alone so they will jump from one to the next and Jen sure seems to refuse to be single.

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    @Jenie
    JLO may have to spend a lot to get a divorce from MARC! That chit bites!

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    yallcrazy says:

    ION get bored with the same ole same ole. We keeps it interesting.
    ___________________

    that helps ALOT! how long yall been together?

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    KDub says:
    You know what Marc with your face looking like a Scream mask with acne…yews’s about to get a your sister in Christ letter yo.
    _______________
    Awww shat :hahaha: :rofl:

  236. 236
    luVn_liFe... says:

    You know what Marc with your face looking like a Scream mask with acne…yews’s about to get a your sister in Christ letter yo.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ON that NOTE: :kona: !

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    @ChoD sound like it :tea:

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @WUT
    “No we aren’t men, but yes we get bored with yall too.We can get tired of riding the same one trick pony, and you know men can get lazy when it comes to sex! Roll over slide the panties trick gets old… :ashamed (did I say that aloud?)

    So since we aren’t men, what do you do to keep your woman happy in the sex area so we don’t start both thinking and acting like a man…”
    __________________

    You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
    ——————————–
    If the sex is like this… :deadhorse: Then hell yeah we’d consider it! hmph we have need also.

  239. 239
    Bibi says:

    Marc aint broke though.

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    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    It takes six to twelve months before I get completely sick of you and everything you stand for. Distance is really what works best for me.
    ____________________________________________________

    Damn… you a tough one

  241. 241
    gypsyeyes says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I just farted at my desk cause she said and 15 cents.
    _______________________
    IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OVER YOU
    ________________________
    But I’m cleansing so it don’t stank!

  242. 242
    Ty says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Yall think they be stealing forreal? Maybe THAT’S why I saw that Hustle Hard Face comment somewhere else. Bastids!

    ___________
    Yep. Now u know I’ve been calling Nicki the bootleg Rainbow Brite forever now I see the shyt on other blogs. Now she is Punky Brewster…damn it

    @ Choco…Jenny from the block is making that AI money she better have some offshore accounts. Marc is probably mad because she is tricking on the youngin :coffee:

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    and Jen sure seems to refuse to be single.
    ________________________________
    I’ve noticed that and I think its soooo unhealthy for a female cuz alone time helps you find a better you! SMH

    And I can understand her being a Cougar but not around the babies at that age that I don’t agree with!

  244. 244
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    @Yallstill

    :rofl: I’m just asking Man questions! I truly believe some of the stuff he say some men are afraid to say it. :lol:

  245. 245
    JMO says:

    gypsyeyes says:

    I hate KDUB and her granny rat now. I just farted at my desk cause she said and 15 cents.
    __________________________

    :rofl:

  246. 246
    KDub says:

    My dearest Marc Anthony:

    Dude sitcho azz the fugg DOWN. Was you or was you NAT cheating on your first wife Dayonara Torres (Miss Universe or some shat) WIFF Hennifer? And you buy a team in Miami and don’t expect this lady to go check up on her very first husband? The man can’t work, his place of bidness got shut the fugg down cause of yall…you know that woman was sliding Ojani some money and some draws. STOP PLAYING. He was prolly at the Dolphins game too on free season tickets you big dummy.

    Go sing yodel a song in espanol Rico Suave.

    Your sister in Christ,

    Kdub.

  247. 247
    JMO says:

    YSoSrs says:

    It takes six to twelve months before I get completely sick of you and everything you stand for. Distance is really what works best for me.
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Why do you feel that way YSO?

  248. 248

    @ Choco…Jenny from the block is making that AI money she better have some offshore accounts. Marc is probably mad because she is tricking on the youngin
    _________________________
    But how ironic is it that Marc is going after Oani – that chit could go left sooooo quick! That move right there I felt in my gutt! One scorned man is enough but two?

  249. 249

    Bibi says:

    Marc is pissed at the way she flaunts her youngin around. Leos generally do not like being alone so they will jump from one to the next and Jen sure seems to refuse to be single.
    _____________
    Lies told on Sandrarose.com :stop: On the contrary I love being alone !!! Leo sun, Leo rising :biggrin: Being single is it :tea: But we do attract a lot of men

  250. 250
    Bibi says:

    @Choco

    Yea thats the part that messes it up for me. The kids shouldn’t see a dude that looks just like them kissin on mommy. They already say she barely deals with them.

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    @WUT
    “You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
    ——————————–
    If the sex is like this… Then hell yeah we’d consider it! hmph we have need also.”
    ___________

    You just made that emoticon really erotic.
    :jack: <<me

  252. 252
    KDub says:

    You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
    ——————————————
    ESP if it is a pocket sized pony sir.

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    INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

    IF TIGER WOODS CAN MAKE A COMEBACK FROM HIS PHILANDERING WAYS AND RESTORE POSITIVE PUBLIC OPINION OF HIM-ESPECIALLY THE MEN WHO WERE CRYING HIS GOLF GAME HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS PERSONAL LIFE

    WELL PILAR CAN COME BACK FROM DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, IF IT’S IN FACT TRUE, WHICH I DON’T BELIEVE SHE SWUNG ON THIS MAN FOR NOTHING

    DEON WILL NOT BE SATISFIED UNTIL HE DRIVES THIS WOMEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY AND IT LOOKS AS IF HE MAY HAVE ACCOMPLISHED HIS GOAL, JUST LIKE STEVE HARVEY DID TO HIS EX-WIFE

    WHEN A NICCA IS DONE WITH YOU AND READY TO MOVE ON-NOTICE I SAID NICCA AND NOT MEN-HIS FIRST ITEM ON HIS AGENDA IS TO MAKE YOU OUT TO BE A HOE OR A CRAZY BIATCH-BECAUE HE CAN’T USE THE OLD TIRED EXCUSE OF SHE DON’T TAKE CARE OF HERSELF AND LET HERSELF GO

    HOW MANY MEN ADMIT THEY WALKED AWAY FROM A WOMAN WHO LOVED THEM AND IS AND WAS THE SAME WOMEN THEY MARRIED-FOR NO REASON?!?!?!

    NOT MANY WILL ADMIT THAT, HE HAS TO SAY SOMETHING TO MAKE HER LOOK BAD TO JUSTIFY HIM WANTING THE DIVORCE, HE’S MOVED ON TO PERCEIVED GREENER PASTURES

    AT THE END OF THE DAY-SHE IS THEIR MOTHER AND SHE STAYED HOME AND RAISE THOSE CHILDREN WHILE HE PLAYED BALL, LAVISHLY YES BUT YET IN STILL IN THAT RESPECT, HE COULD HAVE HAD HIS PR OR LAWYER ISSUE A PUBLIC STATEMENT IN REGARDS TO THIS MATTER

    IT’S A SMEAR CAMPAIGN ON BOTH THEIR PARTS, WHEN LOVE IS OVER AND THERE IS MONEY AND CHILDREN INVOLVED, FOR SOME THINGS CAN GET NASTY EVEN FATAL!!!

    PILAR NEEDS TO TAKE A STEP BACK, BECAUSE NO MAN IS WORTH ACTING CRAZY OVER OR LOSING YORU MIND AND MOST IMPORTANTLY YOUR KIDS!!!

    IT MAKES A WEAK MAN’S D$CK HARD TO SEE A A ONCE PERCEIVED STRONG, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN EMOTIONALLY BANKRUPT AND CORRUPT OVER HIS NO GOOD ARSE, THE PREMISE FOR PIMPS UP HOES DOWN MENTALITY AND THAT NICCA CERTAINLY THINKS HE IS ONE-DON’T PLAY HIS GAME

  254. 254

    :applaud: @ KDubb

    @ Choco…But can Oani even tell Marc anything considering he has a gag order regarding all things concerning her? Makes him the perfect dip, he can’t tell SHYT! :no:

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    201

    I Go There says:

    Its some lazy ass dudes out there… WOOOOOOOOOOO

    fellas need to stop BS fking these women

    making it hard on a fella like me.

    ————————-
    :yes: Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the :boobs: a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!

  256. 256
    Bibi says:

    @Jenie

    I’m a leo too some leos at times depending and chit :tea:

  257. 257
    gypsyeyes says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Note to new members: If you tried to register on this blog with a free email account, your login was disabled. Get a job and try again when I reopen registration.
    ________________________

    She just killed me. My fonts will be written in white from now on :cya:

    :ghost:

  258. 258
    candibfly says:

    Hold up :stop: did I miss my bff therapist?

  259. 259
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Topic??

  260. 260
    Bibi says:

    @Wut

    I think I’m with ur ex :tea:

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  262. 262
    KK76 says:

    PILAR NEEDS TO TAKE A STEP BACK, BECAUSE NO MAN IS WORTH ACTING CRAZY OVER OR LOSING YORU MIND AND MOST IMPORTANTLY YOUR KIDS!!!
    ____________________________________

    ^^^ Agreed.

  263. 263
    KDub says:

    tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
    ———————————————
    Sometimes your azz don’t even wake up… and I ended up preggers like this.

    Lazy focka.

  264. 264
    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Bibi says:

    @Wut

    I think I’m with ur ex
    —————
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  265. 265

    KDub says:

    You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
    ——————————————
    ESP if it is a pocket sized pony sir.

    :dead: :ghost: & YASSS!

    AND LAZY. tryna fugg in the easiest positions possible & whatnot :no: <—smh

    @Man yall men don't have a clue some of the desires us women in LTR's have :coffeeL

  266. 266
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Rotfllllllll

  267. 267

    @Choco

    Yea thats the part that messes it up for me. The kids shouldn’t see a dude that looks just like them kissin on mommy. They already say she barely deals with them
    ______________________________
    ION about that she seems very on hands with her babies

    @DIMPZ
    Good point! Never thought of it like that and I hope it works in her favor but what if he goes after her shortlived dancer hubby CHRIS

  268. 268
    KyCakes says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    201

    I Go There says:

    Its some lazy ass dudes out there… WOOOOOOOOOOO

    fellas need to stop BS fking these women

    making it hard on a fella like me.

    ————————-
    Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
    ————————————————————
    Chit. I had in ex who would just slide in there…Had me looking like your gravi, WUT :lol:

  269. 269

    Bibi says:

    @Jenie

    I’m a leo too some leos at times depending and chit :tea:
    _________________

    There are about 3 types of Leos, the needy, the independent (I’ll get my own ish) and the psycho (a combination of needy, and in their lil world swear their a queen)

  270. 270
    Carrington says:

    Sandra Rose says,

    Like her messed up attitude had nothing to do with the break up.
    - – - – - – - – -
    EXACTLY! I’m never one to defend wrong. If Deion cheated, he’s effed up, but let’s be real, I see more evidence that Pilar Sanders is a trainwreck and a “pill” who would make it hard for any man to want to be with her long-term, than I do that he cheated.

    BUT, instead of opening his eyes and realizing that he should step back and try to figure out what kind of woman he was dealing with, he chose to look at the SURFACE – and with that in mind… I’m not interested in feeling sorry for him either.

  271. 271

    I had an ex who did that way too much!
    _____________________________
    Every friggin morning YO!

  272. 272
    I Go There says:

    Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
    _________________________________________________________________

    Nah… If she in the bed
    chances are she’s not wearing panties

    Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself.

    :coffee:

  273. 273
    gypsyeyes says:

    Ummm, had a boyfried that did that often wake up to that nig nog grunting and sweating. Pissed me off cause I was dreaming that some random man was raping me and it was his azz!

  274. 274

    gypsyeyes says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Note to new members: If you tried to register on this blog with a free email account, your login was disabled. Get a job and try again when I reopen registration.
    ________________________

    She just killed me. My fonts will be written in white from now on :cya:

    :ghost:
    ________________

    when was this written :lol:

  275. 275

    @K DUB
    “You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
    ——————————————
    ESP if it is a pocket sized pony sir.
    ______________________

    I read this book that said when women were really tested on sexual satisfaction the size of their partner was consistenly listed among the least of importance!

    They were more concerned about the dudes body hair than the size of his dyck in study after study after study!

    YALL AIN’T GOIN MAKE ME FEEL BAD! :mad:

  276. 276

    @ Choco….But Chris would be a dead end if she hasn’t been messing with him since being married to Marc. I think chica is FAR from dumb. I LOVE THAT BISH but, let’s keep it real. She’s not GREAT at anything but, DECENT ENOUGH @ everything and has managed to set herself up really well in life. I don’t see her being dumb enough to be caught up. She’s played the game like a man and Marc is PISSED about that. :yes:

    #JustGivingMyOpinionFolks

  277. 277
    I Go There says:

    OTB

    Whats up

    The bro said holla at him… :lol:

  278. 278
    KDub says:

    Note to new members: If you tried to register on this blog with a free email account, your login was disabled. Get a job and try again when I reopen registration.
    ———————————————-
    Tiffani at the Walgreens over in Decatur…

    You gonna hafta use your @Walgreens dot com address hun-tea.

  279. 279

    I Go There says:

    Nah… If she in the bed
    chances are she’s not wearing panties

    Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself.
    ________

    True :tea: True

  280. 280
    Ty says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @WUT
    “You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
    __________
    U know that eye candy gravi u ran off a couple of weeks ago…I want to put that shyt in my purse :yes: It should be with me at all times :coffee:

  281. 281
    KyCakes says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    gypsyeyes says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Note to new members: If you tried to register on this blog with a free email account, your login was disabled. Get a job and try again when I reopen registration.
    ________________________

    She just killed me. My fonts will be written in white from now on

    ________________

    when was this written
    ————————————————————-
    :ghost: Auntie said ‘Get a job’…….

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    @WUT
    “Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!”
    ________

    :blink:
    Yall don’t like that?
    I thought if you were wet it meant you liked it!

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    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
    _________________________________________________________________

    Nah… If she in the bed
    chances are she’s not wearing panties

    Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself.

    :coffee:
    ___________________________________________________________________

    :lol: damn

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    KDub says:

    tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
    ———————————————
    Sometimes your azz don’t even wake up… and I ended up preggers like this.

    Lazy focka.

    sweater gawt! hubby promises me he’s done this. i just can’t confirm or deny :kona:

    #hardsleeper

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    Pissed me off cause I was dreaming that some random man was raping me and it was his azz!
    ___________________________
    :lol:

    :lol: @ Sandra

    :lol: @ MAN #LIES ALSO :wink:

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    Ty says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Note to new members: If you tried to register on this blog with a free email account, your login was disabled. Get a job and try again when I reopen registration.
    ________
    This shyt has me :crying: :rofl:

    @ Auntie :love:

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    @Ky I love auntie cut throat :hahaha: :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    I Go There says:

    Nah… If she in the bed
    chances are she’s not wearing panties

    Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself.
    ________

    True True
    ____________________________________

    There is a method to my madness….

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    KyCakes says:

    ————————————————————
    Chit. I had in ex who would just slide in there…Had me looking like your gravi, WUT
    ———————
    Girl I can see every now and then but every morning… come on son! One trick pony! He thought cuz his shyt had a bend to it that would be enough. It was cool the first 20 times but hell can bendy do anything else but lay there!

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    JMO says:

    Bibi says:

    @Wut

    I think I’m with ur ex :tea:
    ___________________________________

    HA!! :rofl: :hahaha:

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    @TY
    ““You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
    __________
    U know that eye candy gravi u ran off a couple of weeks ago…I want to put that shyt in my purse It should be with me at all times
    ___________________

    :think:
    Can’t you do that now and just buy one at the toy store though? :shrugs:

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    KK76 that’s a hawt gravi. nice suit if that’s u :coffee:

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    KDub says:

    Watch THIS ish pop up someplace else…another blog…the radio….

    Jennifer Lopez wanted pure blooded/bred Puerto Rican kids Marc. She got her kids and now she has to GO. Not Hispanic kids…PUERTO RICAN.

    Why didn’t she marry Puffy? Have a kid? Ben? Ojani is Cuban…

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    JMO says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    KDub says:

    tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
    ———————————————
    Sometimes your azz don’t even wake up… and I ended up preggers like this.

    Lazy focka.

    sweater gawt! hubby promises me he’s done this. i just can’t confirm or deny :kona:

    #hardsleeper
    __________________________________

    :blink: :lol:

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    I’mma say this and I KNOW someone’s gonna think i’m hating but, I’m being sincere. I think Pilar’s body is sic BUT, her abs are a lil too defined, imo. They don’t look feminine to me. Like Halle Berry’s abs look nice, toned and feminine to me, J-LO during her Jenny From the Block phase but, I think Pilar’s are just too hard looking. She’s still a beuatiful chick though. :yes:

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    @ Choco….But Chris would be a dead end if she hasn’t been messing with him since being married to Marc. I think chica is FAR from dumb. I LOVE THAT BISH but, let’s keep it real. She’s not GREAT at anything but, DECENT ENOUGH @ everything and has managed to set herself up really well in life. I don’t see her being dumb enough to be caught up. She’s played the game like a man and Marc is PISSED about that.
    ___________________________
    Another GOOD POINT! I just hope she is focused right now on self and not Casper ya know the dopamine affect

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    KyCakes says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    KyCakes says:

    ————————————————————
    Chit. I had in ex who would just slide in there…Had me looking like your gravi, WUT
    ———————
    Girl I can see every now and then but every morning… come on son! One trick pony! He thought cuz his shyt had a bend to it that would be enough. It was cool the first 20 times but hell can bendy do anything else but lay there!
    ———————————————————————-
    :rofl: @ Bendy

    Yeah. It was cool to be woken up like that, but let’s switch it up, por favor…

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    I’mma say this and I KNOW someone’s gonna think i’m hating but, I’m being sincere. I think Pilar’s body is sic BUT, her abs are a lil too defined, imo. They don’t look feminine to me. Like Halle Berry’s abs look nice, toned and feminine to me, J-LO during her Jenny From the Block phase but, I think Pilar’s are just too hard looking. She’s still a beuatiful chick though.
    _____________________________
    WOW and I just decided not to say anything but you covered it for me THANKS!

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
    _________________________________________________________________

    Nah… If she in the bed
    chances are she’s not wearing panties

    Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself
    —————————–
    :smack: Please don’t tell me that’s your foreplay move! My ex was hung well with a curve but he was lazy. But loved when I put in work! Cowgirl reverse cowgirl, froggy, sidesaddle, this nicca would call my name like i was across the street! But for me, if it wasn’t missionary it was on the side… :yawn:

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    It was cool the first 20 times but hell can bendy do anything else but lay there!
    _____________________
    Not really :coffee: :wink:

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    yallcrazy says:

    JLo dumb azz should’ve waited till everything was signed, sealed, and dated BEFORE flaunting her lil young peen around :lol:

    Shoot, I JUST KNEW that they had their paperwork squared away by the way she was sashaying all around. :rofl:

    :whistle: Mama Used To Say :whistle:

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    I Go There says:

    :lol: @ Muthafkers trying to get Sleep puzzay.

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    Ty says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @TY
    ““You mean yall wanna ride a DIFFERENT pony from time to time??
    __________
    U know that eye candy gravi u ran off a couple of weeks ago…I want to put that shyt in my purse It should be with me at all times
    ___________________

    Can’t you do that now and just buy one at the toy store though?
    _________
    That one had a nice curve to it Man and u ran it off :cuss:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Yall don’t like that?
    I thought if you were wet it meant you liked it
    _______________
    Some are naturally moist and completely opposite of Kims cardboard snatch. That bytch needs some 10W-30 STAT :cofee:

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    yallcrazy says:

    The 1st time a dude would’ve tried to lazy fukc me *points to self* would have been thee last time :no: SMH

    Not the kid! :pigsfly:

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    JMO says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    KDub says:

    tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
    ———————————————
    Sometimes your azz don’t even wake up… and I ended up preggers like this.

    Lazy focka.

    sweater gawt! hubby promises me he’s done this. i just can’t confirm or deny

    ———————–
    :rofl: I swear he has done that to me too! If I have taken something to help me sleep.. I have woke up with panties on my ankles or missing or wet. Im like what the fuk happened he like… nuttin…:cuss: ass…

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    KyCakes says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    @Ky I love auntie cut throat
    ————————————————————–
    Auntie has nu flucks to give :lol:

    Still :love: your gravi!

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    JLo dumb azz should’ve waited till everything was signed, sealed, and dated BEFORE flaunting her lil young peen around
    ____________________________________
    Basically I would’ve kept that chit secretive cuz there is a pattern here!

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    _I_ you all for not acknowledging my presence :cuss:

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    I Go There says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
    _________________________________________________________________

    Nah… If she in the bed
    chances are she’s not wearing panties

    Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself
    —————————–
    Please don’t tell me that’s your foreplay move! My ex was hung well with a curve but he was lazy. But loved when I put in work! Cowgirl reverse cowgirl, froggy, sidesaddle, this nicca would call my name like i was across the street! But for me, if it wasn’t missionary it was on the side
    _____________________________________________________________

    There is no such thing as a foreplay move… Forplay should be an all day thing. Just the thought of me telling her lil shait through out the day will have her moist and anticipating the exact moment of when the door knob turns and I open the door for Hello.

    :coffee:

    That should be a given

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    @ty
    “That one had a nice curve to it Man and u ran it off ”
    __________________

    And good riddance too.
    :coffee:

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    Thanks Man. :lol:

    @ Choco… When she gets bored with Boytoy, his ass will be gone too. She hasn’t spent anything on him that she can’t afford to or can’t easily get back. J-Lo is living the life of a wealthy man and ppl can’t take it because she’s a female. :coffee:

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    Bibi says:

    There are about 3 types of Leos, the needy, the independent (I’ll get my own ish) and the psycho (a combination of needy, and in their lil world swear their a queen)

    Most are a lil of all 3

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    KDub says:

    this nicca would call my name like i was across the street!
    —————————————–
    :dead:

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    yallcrazy says:

    :dead: @I have woke up with panties on my ankles or missing or wet.

    ———————————–
    :gossip: *whispers* Yall see Frenchie’s ass? :ha: :gossip:

    ——————————————-
    Choco, I thought she was smarter. I am really shocked at this. ION give a fk, but still I’m shocked :rofl:

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    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
    _________________________________________________________________

    Nah… If she in the bed
    chances are she’s not wearing panties

    Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself
    —————————–
    Please don’t tell me that’s your foreplay move! My ex was hung well with a curve but he was lazy. But loved when I put in work! Cowgirl reverse cowgirl, froggy, sidesaddle, this nicca would call my name like i was across the street! But for me, if it wasn’t missionary it was on the side
    _____________________________________________________________

    There is no such thing as a foreplay move… Forplay should be an all day thing. Just the thought of me telling her lil shait through out the day will have her moist and anticipating the exact moment of when the door knob turns and I open the door for Hello.

    That should be a given
    ———————————————————————-
    I’m going to molest IGO :yes:

    *drives my van with ‘Free Candy’ spray painted on the side*

    Want some candy, young Man?

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    I Go There says:

    Yo

    French whats up

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    @THE LADIES

    Every nigga need his “Quick Nut” bang. He ain’t tryin to please you or satisfy you or nothing.

    I know I just needed to put a good 3-4 minute missionary plowing on my girl in the morning before work. That was MY time! She had her time getting to read her books and stuff in the afternoon.

    Yall some ol “high maintenance” azz hoes in here!

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    yallcrazy says:

    BB, what the hail? :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    I’m going to molest IGO

    *drives my van with ‘Free Candy’ spray painted on the side*

    Want some candy, young Man?
    ________________________________________

    How good is this candy?

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    yallcrazy says:

    :applause: Igo

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    Bibi says:

    I swear he has done that to me too! If I have taken something to help me sleep.. I have woke up with panties on my ankles or missing or wet. Im like what the fuk happened he like… nuttin…:cuss: ass…

    See this right here, be feeling all violated. Just cuz we procreated and chit dont give u unlimited access :mad:

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    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
    _________________________________________________________________

    Nah… If she in the bed
    chances are she’s not wearing panties

    Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself
    —————————–
    Please don’t tell me that’s your foreplay move! My ex was hung well with a curve but he was lazy. But loved when I put in work! Cowgirl reverse cowgirl, froggy, sidesaddle, this nicca would call my name like i was across the street! But for me, if it wasn’t missionary it was on the side
    _____________________________________________________________

    There is no such thing as a foreplay move… Forplay should be an all day thing. Just the thought of me telling her lil shait through out the day will have her moist and anticipating the exact moment of when the door knob turns and I open the door for Hello.

    :coffee:

    That should be a given
    ____________________________________________________________________

    And yo azz single :lol: … makes no sense

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :lol:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @THE LADIES

    Every nigga need his “Quick Nut” bang. He ain’t tryin to please you or satisfy you or nothing.

    I know I just needed to put a good 3-4 minute missionary plowing on my girl in the morning before work. That was MY time! She had her time getting to read her books and stuff in the afternoon.

    Yall some ol “high maintenance” azz hoes in here!
    —————–
    :rofl: You stupid yo :dead:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Frenchie :yahoo:

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    Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?! says:

    Whelp,,,my Night/Day was awful,,,Just friggin awful.smh…Got a text last night from one of my many many many jump offs,,,Said she was DTF and UTTSS,,,I was like Yessssss! So,,,Like I do before all sexual encounters,,,I started to prepare,,,I febreezed under my balls, took a baby wipe and dabbed under neath my arms and swabbed in betwixt my belly rolls,,,There was only one problem,,,I was out of booty douches,,,My dumb azz forgot to buy some more,,,And considering I used the last one this past weekend before my meet n greet with YallStill and JMO,,,Which was a waste btw,,,Don’t neither one of those prudish heffas eat azz,,,But they did other things to compensate so I over looked it,,,Boy the way that JMO can dislocate her jaw at will like a snake,,,Chile,,,And YallStill,,,Id never seen a woman that big be that damn flexible,,,and uninhibited,,,Blowing c*m bubbles threw a slurpee straw was even a bit too kinky for me. Man we had fun,,,Anyway…

    So getting caught without a douche,,,I thought I’d comprimise,,,Put a lil bit of lemon scented Clorox on a wash rag and began to scrub my nether region,,,I figured the lemon scent would give my muffin a tart but tasty appeal,,,Boy was I wrong,,,Firrrrrre,,,I mean I was burning,,,I thought pissing with gonorrhea was painful,,,That fails in comparison to this,,,Whelp,,,I ended up in the intensive care unit at Kaiser,,,Well not Kaiser,,,Of course I dont have insurance so I was at county #DontJudgeMe…And of course my doctor was Black #Embarrassing #Awkward after scolding me on the dangers of putting household cleaning agents in your rectum, she then complimented me on my hair :shrugs: Told me my edge up was fierce,,,She said is that Beijing? I said naw girl that’s a sharpie,,,She laughed,,,Then I thought,,,Hmmmm,,,Black, employed,,,DOCTOR MONEY,,,HELLO,,,,So I figured Id reel her in,,,Nobody can resist the power of the bootay,,,Hello,,,Even if its covered in 3rd degree burns :ashamed: So while she was down there applying A&D ointment,,,I said yanno doc,,,Ive never had a prostate exam,,,Which was a lie of coure,,,Im 63 yrs old,,,Ive had my prostate checked,,Hail, I live for prostate checks,,,Get um often,,,Even at the dentist,,,I ask for a prostate exam in lieu of a sucker and a balloon,,,I cant help myself,,,They feel sooooo good,,,Dr Oz was right,,,The mans erogenous zone is in his anus,,,I think it was Dr. Oz who said that…

    Anyway, so I said yeah while youre down there,,,I figured a few mins of diggin around in my pasion tunnel and she may actually see what brings all the girls to the yard yanno,,,Just the thought of hooking up with a doctor, being put on her insurance plan,,,That alone was making my beef curtain stand at attention…She said well it may be tough considering its already started to keloid :smack: I have the worst skin,,,Backne, keloids, blk patches in betwixt my thigs, stretch marks,,,Its amazing that I get any play at all,,,So yeah…after lubing her fingers,,,She went in for the kill…I was in Heaven,,,Until,,,She said oops,,,Oops? I was thinking,,,Did I poot? She then said what do we have here? I was thinking? Chile,,,She pulled some damn finger nail clippers out my rectum :smack: How, why, and when they got there is a story for another day,,,But to make this long story short,,,,Needless to say-I aint get the digits :wail:

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    ShoYaRight says:

    Yup, Pilar making rookie moves. You got to stay one step ahead of these cheating, lying mofos and their disrepectful kids. That “Single Ladies” check she got for shooting a recent episode isn’t going to be enough to pay for one hair and nail bill. Wake up mama, regroup and try and salvage what’s left.

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    JMO says:

    Bibi says:

    I swear he has done that to me too! If I have taken something to help me sleep.. I have woke up with panties on my ankles or missing or wet. Im like what the fuk happened he like… nuttin…:cuss: ass…

    See this right here, be feeling all violated. Just cuz we procreated and chit dont give u unlimited access :mad:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Likes feeling violated :yes: :ashamed:

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    is the site acting better???

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    I Go There says:

    @JMO

    You know Im scared… :lol:

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    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    I’m going to molest IGO

    *drives my van with ‘Free Candy’ spray painted on the side*

    Want some candy, young Man?
    ________________________________________

    How good is this candy?
    —————————————————————
    The sweetest, most delectable chocolate you’ll ever sample….

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    D e a d

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    KK76 says:

    @Fayla- it is and thanks. Not Pilar, but I like it ;)

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    @BRENDEN
    “Anyway, so I said yeah while youre down there,,,I figured a few mins of diggin around in my pasion tunnel and she may actually see what brings all the girls to the yard yanno,,,”
    __________

    This sentence goin make me swear off SR!
    :hurl:

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    LAWD! @ Brenden the Air. :rofl:

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    Bibi says:

    @Jmo

    I thought I did too but don’t fugg with my sleep yo. If I aint got to getup till 8 and u violating me like a 6 houston we have a problem. :tea:

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    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    I Go There says:

    I’m going to molest IGO

    *drives my van with ‘Free Candy’ spray painted on the side*

    Want some candy, young Man?
    ________________________________________

    How good is this candy?
    —————————————————————
    The sweetest, most delectable chocolate you’ll ever sample….
    ______________________

    Oh yeah?… I gotta a think for chocolate too

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    KyCakes says:

    Heard the flucking corniest joke EVA….

    What did the Father Buffalo say to his child as he was leaving for school?

    Bi Son

    :rofl:

    These damn Engineers….I swear…

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    oh.. :kona: OK I DIDNT MISS MUCH.. SEE YALL FUKAS ON WENDSDAY :waves:

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    yallcrazy says:

    :shotsself: :dead:

    I :love: you you lil piggy :rofl:

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    KDub says:

    Bye fam :pigsfly:

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    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    @JMO

    You know Im scared… :lol:
    ________________________________________________________________

    Yea yea I know :lol:

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    SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMS :argue: FUGGIN TRAVEL for BOSS driving me CRAZYYYYYYY all the effn fees this lady is telling me has my head hurting!

    #RANT OVER

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    yallcrazy says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    LAWD! @ Brenden the Air. :rofl:

    ——————–
    Yes, he is the “Whipfinity Air” :hahaha:

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    @Brenden….

    you
    are
    a
    FOOL!
    :dead:

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    JMO says:

    @Brenden and Bibi :rofl:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Bye Kdub
    :pigsfly:

    And you’re off agane…………………………….

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Bye Dubb.

    :bye:

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    KyCakes says:

    :no: @Brendan

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    yallcrazy says:

    Jmo, you’ve gotta read 329 yo :rofl:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @JMO

    I know I’m late but…

    I just have a low tolerance for people period. I’m irritated easily especially if you want to be up under me all the time. Mostly I’m on some come do what you do and get the fck on after and I will do the same. Too much togetherness gives me hives and sht. *shudder*

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    yallcrazy says:

    Oh, never mind :lol:

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    @FE FE

    :rofl:
    That nigga said he tried to get JMO and YALL to eat his azz! :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Hives tho. :hahaha:

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    yallcrazy says:

    :pray: for someone to knock Yso’s socks off :yes: so much that she’ll wanna be around them forever :D

    :hump:

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    @ Man……His 3rd degree burnt ass! :rofl:

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    KyCakes says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @FE FE

    That nigga said he tried to get JMO and YALL to eat his azz!
    ——————————————————————–
    Nothing in the world like a rimshot…..

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    yallcrazy says:

    I bet my bew asked for & kept his nail clippers though :rofl:

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    I Go There says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    Now tell me you have never woke up early and decided you only have enough time for a quicky.. roll up close to her play with the a little just to wake her up and BAM! panties to the side and it’s in there? I had an ex who did that way too much!
    _________________________________________________________________

    Nah… If she in the bed
    chances are she’s not wearing panties

    Sometimes all you have to do is stand up and stretch with that Morning Hard on… and everything else will take care of itself
    —————————–
    Please don’t tell me that’s your foreplay move! My ex was hung well with a curve but he was lazy. But loved when I put in work! Cowgirl reverse cowgirl, froggy, sidesaddle, this nicca would call my name like i was across the street! But for me, if it wasn’t missionary it was on the side
    _____________________________________________________________

    There is no such thing as a foreplay move… Forplay should be an all day thing. Just the thought of me telling her lil shait through out the day will have her moist and anticipating the exact moment of when the door knob turns and I open the door for Hello.

    —————————–
    So you like text her pics of you stretchin with your morning wood throughout the day? :lol:

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    JMO says:

    YSoSrs says:

    @JMO

    I know I’m late but…

    I just have a low tolerance for people period. I’m irritated easily especially if you want to be up under me all the time. Mostly I’m on some come do what you do and get the fck on after and I will do the same. Too much togetherness gives me hives and sht. *shudder*
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Really??? Is it because of something that happened in the past or you’ve always been that way?

    For me, being single was fun but being in a relationship is also fun. I hate them clingy azz types too :nono: but having that one person you can just shoot the chit with is pretty cool.

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    Gigi26 says:

    Heard the flucking corniest joke EVA….

    What did the Father Buffalo say to his child as he was leaving for school?

    Bi Son

    These damn Engineers….I swear…
    ___________________________
    :lol:

    How about at my internship dude told a little joke over the cubicle:

    Him: “How do you get a nun pregnant?”

    Us: How?

    Him: “Dress her up as an Alterboy.”

    Them: :blink: :no:

    Me: :rofl:

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    @ Yall….YOu know he did! :lol:

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    yallcrazy says:

    “brought all the girls to the yard”

    Is what got me :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Ky they was cracking up at that joke huh :no: :ctfu:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @YALL

    Yeah…Hope you are in a comfortable prayer position cause you gone be there a while. If it hasn’t happened yet… :shrugs:

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    JMO says:

    :hahaha: Shut up man … @Yall, remember we saw that tiny azz man last Saturday and said what if that was @Man and started cracking up laughing? :rofl:

    ahhh good times, good times

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    yallcrazy says:

    Hmmmm,,,Black, employed,,,DOCTOR MONEY,,,HELLO,,,,So I figured Id reel her in,,,Nobody can resist the power of the bootay,,,Hello

    :wail: :dead:

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    KyCakes says:

    :bye: Jenie

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    yallcrazy says:

    JMO says:

    :hahaha: Shut up man … @Yall, remember we saw that tiny azz man last Saturday and said what if that was @Man and started cracking up laughing? :rofl:

    ahhh good times, good times
    —————–
    AND this ladies & gentlemen, IS A TRUE STORY :hahaha:

    I was thinking he couldn’t be in our city yo :rofl:

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    KyCakes says:

    @GiGi :lol:

    @OTB You’d swear they were Gabriel Iglesisas or sumthin…..

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    :prays: for someone to knock Yso’s socks off so much that she’ll wanna be around them forever ” ~YALL
    ________________________

    :prays: for the nigga that wants to knock Yso’s socks off…

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    yallcrazy says:

    Yso, I pray walking, sitting, driving, however yo! :lol:

    I’m serious too. I hope that you meet that someone that grabs your attn so much that you can’t imagine letting them get away :D

    It’s possible. Especially when you least expect it :grill:

    Oh my prayer is specific too :yes: I prayed for you & the boys a God-Fearing man :hug:

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    My horny is back so I will leave you with this :bye: yall!
    You slip my thong down to my ankles and I step out of them. I grip the wall waiting for the pleasure/pain of you easing inside me, but to my delight I feel your lips softly kissing my bottom making your way between my legs. Meticulously you begin to kiss and suck and twirl my **** with your tongue. I bite my lip to keep from screaming as I cum on your tongue. You stand back up and prepare to enter me but I stop you. “Do you think I would let that treat you just gave me go unrewarded?” I ask as I slip onto my knees and grab your manhood between my fingers and expertly begin to stroke you. With each twist and turn of my hand I feel you throb in my clutch. I lightly circle your head with my tongue teasing a few drops of pleasure from its seam. With a stroke of both hands I take the full of your head in my mouth sucking until I feel your knees buckle. I twirl and roll my tongue from the shaft to the head and back down until your head is past my throat and my nose touches your stomach. I pull you out again and suck the tip like a pacifier as I jslide my hands up and down. I feel you about to come so I stand up and turn around and allow you to plunge deep inside me with one stroke. I whimper with lust as you begin to masterfully pound my pussy with strong hard long strokes. My legs are weak so you hold my hips as you drive deep inside until we both come spilling our juices down my legs..

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    yallcrazy says:

    Hush up Man :lol: I know you don’t want us talking about socks and heels and ish yo :rofl:

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    @JMO
    “Shut up man … @Yall, remember we saw that tiny azz man last Saturday and said what if that was @Man and started cracking up laughing?

    ahhh good times, good times”
    _________________________

    I’m average height, so what did you say when you saw an average height dude?

    See, I know what you need. YOu want Brenden to come sit on that face is all! :yes:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Wimper *sigh*

    :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Man be jockin sis. I see you nicca :lol:

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    yallcrazy says:

    *tap tap tap tap*

    *click click click click*

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    Ty says:

    :rofl: @ BrenBren Febreezed nuts and Blowing c*m bubbles threw a slurpee straw :crying:

    This fool is sick :hahaha:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Morse code??? :huh: No? Must be Man running cross the blog..

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    @OTB
    “Man be jockin sis. I see you nicca ”
    ________

    I’m just saying! :shrugs:
    You know something gotta be wrong with that nigga! Don’t front OTB. :nono:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @JMO

    I shoot the sht with y’all here and others elsewhere. Don’t need a permanent partner for that. :shrugs:

    @YALL

    A God-fearing man huh? Good think prayers don’t get answered then. :lol:

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    @yall
    “*tap tap tap tap*

    *click click click click*
    ______________________

    :tape: <<<Yall after rimming Brenden :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Smh. I dont follow. Lol Sis is da shiznitt. Thats why you be on her. Youre intrigued.

    You know she know about the first three inches… :wink: Dont fukk it up talking chit!

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    I Go There says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    So you like text her pics of you stretchin with your morning wood throughout the day
    ____________________________________________

    Not quite like that…

    You tell her how you want to see her.
    and how bad you wanna eat through them pants or panties that she have on. (or may not have on)… you tell her lil stories about how you wanna whisper dirty shiat in her ear. ask her how she wants it and let her know how youre gonna give it to her. Even get as specific as the type of panties shes gonna wear. Doing that through out the day is the start of your foreplay. When she walks in and you give her that tight hug… everything else falls into place.

    Or so Ive been told.

    :coffee:

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    Ty says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Smh. I dont follow. Lol Sis is da shiznitt. Thats why you be on her. Youre intrigued.

    You know she know about the first three inches… Dont fukk it up talking chit!
    _______________
    Im lost…say what OTB…three inches :shrug: Are we talking peen length or height adjusters :think:

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    JMO says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @yall
    “*tap tap tap tap*

    *click click click click*
    ______________________

    :tape: <<<Yall after rimming Brenden :rofl:
    ____________________________________________

    :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    KyCakes says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @FE FE

    That nigga said he tried to get JMO and YALL to eat his azz!
    ——————————————————————–
    Nothing in the world like a rimshot…..
    ______________________________

    You just hitting all the boxes on the checklist today.

    :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Well i know Bruh didnt tell you that! He prolly be like “drop them draws”…. which may incite something from time to time :ashamed: :lol:

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    JMO says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Well i know Bruh didnt tell you that! He prolly be like “drop them draws”…. which may incite something from time to time :ashamed: :lol:
    __________________________________________________________________

    :yes: :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    @ty..the first three in the vag. Lmaooo i gotta be more specific w the small nums

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    I Go There says:

    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    So you like text her pics of you stretchin with your morning wood throughout the day
    ____________________________________________

    Not quite like that…

    You tell her how you want to see her.
    and how bad you wanna eat through them pants or panties that she have on. (or may not have on)… you tell her lil stories about how you wanna whisper dirty shiat in her ear. ask her how she wants it and let her know how youre gonna give it to her. Even get as specific as the type of panties shes gonna wear. Doing that through out the day is the start of your foreplay. When she walks in and you give her that tight hug… everything else falls into place.

    Or so Ive been told.
    ———————-
    :blink: Damn… my panties just vaporized! Shhhhiiiiaat! Im gone for real now! Whew!!!

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    I Go There says:

    397 OutsidetheBox says:

    Well i know Bruh didnt tell you that! He prolly be like “drop them draws”…. which may incite something from time to time
    ____________________________________________________

    :lol:

    thats how my bro would do it.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    And then we :eyeroll: and :kona: to get ready lol! Yeah buddy! :ashamed:

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    YSoSrs says:

    Sis, from what I can tell Man likes em young, dumb and full of c*m. I am none of those things. :nono:

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    @YSO
    “Sis, from what I can tell Man likes em young, dumb and full of c*m. I am none of those things.”
    ________________________

    Young, fine and funny. :yes:

    Old, fat and cranky (aka YSO-ish) :no:

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    Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?! says:

    Old, fat and cranky (aka YSO-ish)

    ***giggles***

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    YSoSrs says:

    Da fck YOU giggling at Rimboy? :coffee:

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    Faylas Daughter Got The Game All Sorts Of Confused If She Think I aint Gettin Her Mamas Money. She Mad!!! Im Expecting 7 Figures Honey. Imma Start My Own Clothing Line Called SHIM (Especially 4 big boned Trannies) By Brenden. And Imma Build My Own Es says:

    I need a rim shot Heyyy diggy diggy :biggrin:

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    Future Air To The Whipfinity Empire. Yew Mad?! And Yes I said AIR. I Know How To Spell, But I Dnt Like Words With Silent Letters. Again I ask, Yew Mad?! says:

    Sorry Sandra,,,I was trynna be cute with my name since Faylas daughter dont like me claiming to be the heir :hahaha: unfortunately it wouldnt display like I wanted :mad: I know this is a hassle having to approve the name changes and I know I gives you a headache but I gots to go back to the name Future for now,,,Thanx,,Luv ya :biggrin:

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