Morning Java: TEA Served Steaming Hot

This morning I received a message from my west coast connect who’s infiltrated every celebrity camp and spills more TEA than Media steak out. In fact, TEA is her specialty since spilling TEA is what she does for a living.

Please note that none of the following has been confirmed. But the TEA is steaming hot, so sip with caution!

From a loyal reader:

Apparently Cash Money rapper Tyga (the rapper who made a disrespectful rap with reference to Trayvon Martin on his song “Designer”), got his stripper girlfriend Blac Chyna pregnant. She’s 2 months pregnant according to my informant, and they’re both out here in LA house shopping. And you know Robin from Baller Alert (site that advises and informs gold diggers on rappers and athletes) is Blac Chyna’s pimpstress, so you already know it was probably Robin’s idea for Blac Chyna to have unprotected sex with Tyga to secure both Robin and Blac Chyna’s financial futures.

And also, Rob Kardashian and Rita Ora have split. Jay-Z and Roc Nation were not feeling Rita being linked with Rob or any Kardashian empire for that matter, and it weighed heavily on the relationship. Roc Nation is trying to position Rita Ora with High School Musical hearthrob Zac Efron, I’m told, to give her a more mainstream appeal.

And I have a blockbuster TEA I can’t spill just yet, until this one can be confirmed with my own eyes, lol.

Image source: ATLNS



 


313 Responses to “Morning Java: TEA Served Steaming Hot”

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    Genia says:

    :rofl: :rofl: i like the tea!!!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    DO THE DIMPZ PIERCING BOTHER ANYBODY ELSE?? :shrug: OH NO.. FINE!

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    Morning to All in Advance!!!

    FEFEEEE!!!!

    Yeah all I got is Zac Efron is a hot looking yt boy indeed. :coffee:

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    Trendsetter says:

    Oh yea I heard that he got shorty pregnant…smh

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    Carrington says:

    I went to clickin and clackin on my keyboard real hard and fast for THIS?

    “sip with caution”… I took a whole gulp – unfazed. And what?

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    Eazy says:

    Somebody spilled this tea the other day on here :thinking: and I knew it! She look like she was waiting on that come up :thumbsup:

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    Eazy says:

    Good morning E-fam!!!! :waves:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    DO THE DIMPZ PIERCING BOTHER ANYBODY ELSE?? :shrug: OH NO.. FINE!
    ____________________

    That mess bothers me too :tea:

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    spongebobfan says:

    its annoying how i keep reading that roc nayion aka jayz wants to make personal decisions for artists. i see they pulled plug on cake with rihanna too
    this girls are grown.

    the tyga story is old…..

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    CD FENTY says:

    :shrugs: This the TEA. CHILE BOO :coffee:

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    Tainted_Love says:

    Blac Chyna’s head is huuuuugeee!!!

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    Hershey says:

    where’s the hot tea? I read this shyt on media steak out a week or so ago :coffee: this was luke warm milk

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    Eazy says:

    And yes Lakes, those piercings bother me

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    anw_rootbeer says:

    thinking: hummmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    Gigi26 says:

    Yo, Blac Chyna is NOT cute, well maybe to the hood dudes that like their chics with holes all in their faces and that 36 inch yaki but she I do not get the hype with her at all with :no: But Tyga is a simp anymway so this is :yawn: news

    Rita Ora who? Yeah.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :whistle:
    He beat the puzzy up up up up

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Carrington….MY PROLIFIC PROPHET-of-a BROTHA :hug:

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    CD FENTY says:

    LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    DO THE DIMPZ PIERCING BOTHER ANYBODY ELSE?? OH NO.. FINE!
    *********************************
    Not me maybe because I’m addicted to weird piercings and chit. DONT JUDGE ME :ashamed:

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    Eazy says:

    :whistle:
    He beat the puzzy up up up up
    _____________________________
    he got stuck in it too :lol:

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    Cocoabana says:

    Yeah, what CD said :coffee:

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    CookieMonsterZ says:

    Funny, the radio was talking about KimYe this morning and I thought, damn those Kardashian’s are really trying to get close to Beyonce.

    Morning all! :driveby:

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    Mr.BluPhi says:

    “And also, Rob Kardashian and Rita Ora have split. ”

    ______________________________________________________________

    :blink:

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    :waves: @Ms.Fashion, Eazy

    And yes, this tea needs to steep a lil bit longer…. :coffee:

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    Tainted_Love says:

    Blac Chyna’s head is huuuuugeee!!!
    _____________

    :rofl: yes reminds me of those cabbage patch dolls

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    CookieMonsterZ says:

    * whoops :steer:

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    Gigi26 says:

    I wanna see how bad this chick is with the wig off and them metal shyts out of her face, that’s the real tea to me :lol:

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    JandJ2011 says:

    Jay-Z trying to position her to be the next Cash cow.Jay-Z needs to control people to feel important. I for one stop listening to his music in 1999. Anything after that has been garbage. Tyga who? and she is using his scrawny ass Stevie Wonder can see that. I personally don’t find any rapper/singer attractive. Walking STD’s is not what I call attractive.

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    Mr.BluPhi says:

    pierced dimples are the fugliest chit ever…. you wants to kiss their girl on the cheek and end up with cut lip….

    I didn’t think Tyga was important enough for anyone to care what goes on in his life

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    CD.. OH I LIKES PIERCINGS :boobs: .. JUST THE CHEEKS LOOKS KINDA SQUIRL-ISH TO ME :shrug:
    EAZY :hug:

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    Tainted_Love says:

    Okay here is what I need advice on…..
    So like 3 years ago I used to mess with this guy from LA. He was 21 and I was 18. He had a gf and everything and was sort of a h o e! Anyways we’ve kept in touch even though it was always just physical. So now he’s talking about moving back to my city and wanting a relationship since he is almost 25 and ready to settle. I’ve always really like him but idk if he is really pass all the old playing stuff…should I give it a try??

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    <—doesn't even know who Blac Chyna or any of these people are….oh yeah, I think I know who Tyga is… :shrugs:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :whistle:

    He beat the puzzy up up up up
    _____________________________
    he got stuck in it too :lol:

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Deep in that shyt! :no: :lol:

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    Well if this is true I guess she can retire her 6 inch stiletto working shoes for a while….at least long enough to get dem child support papers in order :pacifier:

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    Eazy says:

    Fefe Im putting this puzzle together of your face since you only giving us parts at a time…I know you are gorgeous :heart:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    should I give it a try??

    ^^ YOU WONT KNOW IF U TRY.. I SAY GIVE IT A TRY.. OLDER AND MAYBE WISER AND IF THE ATTRACTION IS THERE WHY NOT.. UMMM WAS HE GOOD?? :popcorn: #NOSEY

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Tainted :popcorn:

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    Eazy says:

    should I give it a try??
    _________________________________
    do you have anything to lose?

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    Oh and good morning everyone :waves:

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    Ty says:

    Tyga is not my cup of tea Auntie :nono: Can we get some real morning wood for the grown and sexy :coffee:

    Still waiting on the LaLa Tea too :waiting:

    :wave: @ All

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ SIS askkin’ was he good! :lol:

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    CD FENTY says:

    @Tainted

    If both of u are single it doesnt hurt to go out with him and just see if u still have that connection with him. JUST TAKE IT SLOW. You neva never know what the future holds, maybe he has changed. In life I would like to think that everyone matures and wants better for themselves. In whateva u choose to do good luck mama :thumbsup:

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    I Go There says:

    LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    DO THE DIMPZ PIERCING BOTHER ANYBODY ELSE?? OH NO.. FINE!
    _______________________________________

    I really dont get it but
    I never liked nose rings either.

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    Tainted_Love says:

    @Laker Lol see when I was 18 he was amazing!!! Then I kicked it with him this past summer and the more experienced me thought he was just “aight”

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ty & Ninjarider :hug:

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    bashword says:

    How was yalls weekend?

    In other news, the Knicks are done for the season. Hahaha at Amare punching the wall and getting injured.

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    Eazy says:

    I just hope he doesnt turn out like Bow Wow and be running from her in 2 years. That other girl thought she had a golden package in him when she got preggo :tea:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SIS :ashamed: I JUST SAYING IF THE CONVO.. THE CONNECTION IS THERE MOST OF THE TIME THE SESS WAS GUUD.. :yes:

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    CD FENTY says:

    LaKErCHiC@*! says:
    CD.. OH I LIKES PIERCINGS .. JUST THE CHEEKS LOOKS KINDA SQUIRL-ISH TO ME
    **************************************
    Girl I have had so many piercing ova the years its crazy :lol: I seen a girl out with those cheek piercings and I must say that chit was sexy as hell on her. But she was working at a gas station, so I’m not sure how that would go in the professional world :shrugs:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Tainted – IMO (and I prolly shouldn’t be giving it), I say see what’s good. Maybe you guys had more than a physical connection and he wants to explore that. Obviously you felt it too if you’re willing to even ponder it. You already know the physical aspect is there and at least in this way, you both will find out if you’re confusing what is only physical attraction with all around attraction. IT HAPPENS! Good luck, ma! :thumbsup:

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    prynsexxx says:

    Oh.

    Rice Orzo and Rob K., thats news….oops I mean “tea” to us SR’ers how? :shrug:

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    Ni ni says:

    :shrugs: I dont know those people. Waits on new tea…

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    @Eazy

    AWWW, Thanks Hon!!! :hugs:

    I think I’m aiight! :lol:

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    Tainted_Love says:

    Thanks Tatted!!!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SIS :ashamed: I JUST SAYING IF THE CONVO.. THE CONNECTION IS THERE MOST OF THE TIME THE SESS WAS GUUD.. :yes:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :hahaha: THAT’S WHATS UP SIS!

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    Eazy says:

    Amare is a retard for punching that glass. They can still win without him but wtf was he thinking. Them little braids may have been too tight :lol:

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    goat76 says:

    Tainted_Love says:

    Blac Chyna’s head is huuuuugeee!!!
    —————————————————
    Her ass is too!!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    TAINTED :lol: PRACTICE MAKES PURRFECT.. SO WHAT ABOUT THE CONVO? DOES HE HOLD THAT? DOES HE MAKE U LAUGH? **ALWAYS A SESSY THING** :popcorn:

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    Eazy says:

    I think I’m aiight! :lol:
    ________________________
    a nice wholesome, humble woman :hahaha:

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    :hi: @bashword

    Hahaha at Amare punching the wall and getting injured.
    __________
    That dude is fukkin’ stupid and retarded looking… :coffee:

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    bashword says:

    @eazy them braids is a whole nother topic….ain’t even know what that fool was thinking.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CD I SEEN MY CLASSMATE GET HER :boobs: DONE AND AFTER A WEEK THEM SHAITS LOOK NIIIIIICE!! :ashamed:
    IGO WELL IM NOT AGAINST THE FACE :nana: <THAT I GOT PIERCE

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    Eazy says:

    And where MAN azz at. #THUNDERUP sucka!!!

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    ~~~~~~~GOODMORNING ROSES ~~~~~~~~~~ :waves:

    Jay-Z and Roc Nation were not feeling Rita being linked with Rob or any Kardashian empire for that matter.

    Which leads me to believe that Beyounce\JayZ said to Kanye keep the trash out the door!

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    bashword says:

    @fefe how you doing lady?

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    EAZI FEFE IS PURRTY :yes:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <– HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP TO THE PIC – Tyga got some lil' azz nipples! I would hav'ta kick that bird chest in! BROTHA PUH-LEEZE! :no:

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    Mr.BluPhi says:

    Okay here is what I need advice on…..
    So like 3 years ago I used to mess with this guy from LA. He was 21 and I was 18. He had a gf and everything and was sort of a h o e! Anyways we’ve kept in touch even though it was always just physical. So now he’s talking about moving back to my city and wanting a relationship since he is almost 25 and ready to settle. I’ve always really like him but idk if he is really pass all the old playing stuff…should I give it a try??
    __________________________________________________________________

    maybe when he turns 35….. but ole dude just want something to have until he gets back settled in your city. In a few months he’ll be back to his old antics

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    Eazy says:

    I like that lil bird cage and tatts :ashamed:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Eazy, Bashwood & LuVn :hug:

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    Tainted_Love says:

    @Laker Great convo!! We were on the skype for almost 4 hours last night

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    Bibi says:

    maybe when he turns 35….. but ole dude just want something to have until he gets back settled in your city. In a few months he’ll be back to his old antics

    :cosign: unenthusiasticly

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    In a few months he’ll be back to his old antics

    WELL HAWT DAM BRUH!! :smack: NO FAITH..

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    NaijaGal says:

    Yall should hear Charlamagne giving Amare donkey of the day for his ‘struggle braids’… :rofl: :rofl:

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    Eazy says:

    :hug: Tatted. how has the weight lose been going? Im down 6 more, got 10 to go then Im DONE!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Eazy – SHUUUUUT UUUUUP! :lol: You just HAD to say sumfin! I know you like tatts! :lol: I like ‘em too….but I would feel like I couldn’t lay on his chest. That my dome would cave him in! :lol:

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    Tainted_Love says:

    @mr. blue phi …now that makes me think!!!

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    Eazy says:

    In a few months he’ll be back to his old antics
    ___________________________________
    gotta respect the perspective of a man :tea:

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    Angiegirl says:

    Tainted_Love says:

    Okay here is what I need advice on…..
    So like 3 years ago I used to mess with this guy from LA. He was 21 and I was 18. He had a gf and everything and was sort of a h o e! Anyways we’ve kept in touch even though it was always just physical. So now he’s talking about moving back to my city and wanting a relationship since he is almost 25 and ready to settle. I’ve always really like him but idk if he is really pass all the old playing stuff…should I give it a try??

    _________________________________________________________

    Maybe it’s just me….but, I see it different. When yall kicked it he had a real GF and you were his side things and it appears he stayed somewhere else so he wanted to have something to fall into whenever he came to YOUR city. And something to fall back whenever he went back to HIS city.

    So now that he moving there, since yall dont kicked it before…he want u to be the fallback and he gonna have fall-ins somewhere else. Call me crazy but if u feel that u were “something like” a garden tool, he was looking at you and prob still is like you are.

    How u get em, is how u lose em…..(no shade thrown at u, cause I dont know you…but thats my response to the Strawberry letter)

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    :hugs: @Lakes u purrty too chica! :yes:

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    CD FENTY says:

    Eazy says:

    Amare is a retard for punching that glass. They can still win without him but wtf was he thinking. Them little braids may have been too tight
    **********************************
    Yeah that was dumb but I still think he is still dealing with the emotions from his brother’s death, his injuries and then falling two games to the Heat

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Tainted I’m siding with Blu on this one…the way yall were introduced doesn’t sit right with me

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Great convo!! We were on the skype for almost 4 hours last night

    ^^ I SAY WORTH A TRY IF U CAN KEEP ME FOCUS ON U AND KEEP THAT SMILE ON YOU GOTS A CHANCE.. JUST GO IN WITH A CLEAN SLEIGHT..

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    I Go There says:

    Tainted_Love says:

    Okay here is what I need advice on…..
    So like 3 years ago I used to mess with this guy from LA. He was 21 and I was 18. He had a gf and everything and was sort of a h o e! Anyways we’ve kept in touch even though it was always just physical. So now he’s talking about moving back to my city and wanting a relationship since he is almost 25 and ready to settle. I’ve always really like him but idk if he is really pass all the old playing stuff…should I give it a try??
    _____________________________________________

    He likes you

    And from the looks of it he havent stop thinking about you.
    let the wall down slowy and dont over analyze

    :coffee:

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    missmiami says:

    It was on blind gossip weeks back. Dumb fool hit dat bare.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Eazy – I’ve lost 40 pounds all together. I may shoot for 10 more. I think i’m happy with where I am, I just wanna do some spot training. Congrats on your weight loss, ma! :thumbsup:

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    Eazy says:

    @Tatted Well ya’ll know I like skinty men so when I lay on them, I always place my hand under me for extra cusion :lol:

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    maybe when he turns 35….. but ole dude just want something to have until he gets back settled in your city. In a few months he’ll be back to his old antics

    ________

    I was thinking this too but I don’t want to be negative…I don’t know this dude and he may be on some new shyt…but my guess is that he just wants to chill and have a good time….

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SIS :lol: I TOO FEEL LIKE MY HEAD WOULD CAVE HIS LITTLE CHINESE 12 YEAR OLD CHEST.. I NEEDS MORE THAN THAT :yes:

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    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    :shrugs: never heard of either one of these people’s, too old I guess :ashamed: Morning Family :waves:

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    Bibi says:

    well well 2 different male opinions :thinking:

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    Mr.BluPhi says:

    *LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    In a few months he’ll be back to his old antics

    WELL HAWT DAM BRUH!! NO FAITH..
    _____________________________________________

    Lmfaoooo…..I mean he cheated on his ex…Im sure that wasn’t his first time cheating. And I believe ppl can change, but 25 is still young.

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    CD FENTY says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CD I SEEN MY CLASSMATE GET HER DONE AND AFTER A WEEK THEM SHAITS LOOK NIIIIIICE
    ****************************
    I had my nipple pierced before and it is nice :yes: and its great sexually :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Mr.BluPhi says:

    Okay here is what I need advice on…..
    So like 3 years ago I used to mess with this guy from LA. He was 21 and I was 18. He had a gf and everything and was sort of a h o e! Anyways we’ve kept in touch even though it was always just physical. So now he’s talking about moving back to my city and wanting a relationship since he is almost 25 and ready to settle. I’ve always really like him but idk if he is really pass all the old playing stuff…should I give it a try??
    __________________________________________________________________

    maybe when he turns 35….. but ole dude just want something to have until he gets back settled in your city. In a few months he’ll be back to his old antics
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I can see that perspective too! Like a nig that just got outta jail. Always want that inhouse, until he gets some new jordans, a few pair of jeans and a cpl white tees. Then that nig don’t know you no’mo and got a few new bishs…..HAPPEN TO THIS GIRL I KNOW! She was devastated! I was like “woman, you can’t lock down no newly released nigga!” :lol:

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    Eazy says:

    Thank you Tatted, we gone be too sessy this summer!! :boobs:

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    JandJ2011 says:

    Some women are extra thirsty!!!:koolaid3:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Eazy says:

    @Tatted Well ya’ll know I like skinty men so when I lay on them, I always place my hand under me for extra cusion :lol:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    RIGHT, keep askin’ “am I hurtin’ you?? You good?? You straight??” :lol:

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    Eazy says:

    Morning creamy :waves:

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    Tainted_Love says:

    @Angie, Blu, and Naija

    I def see you guys point….*Here is more background*he was living in ATL at the moment in school and I left for school came back and the neg ro had moved back home. He was also doing illegal tings…he told me at the point that if were together he would ruin my life so I left him alone. Then he found me on FB and we started chatting like December ’10. He told my mom when he met us at the tat shop he was going to marry me. The story is just all over the place lol

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @BLU AND I UNDERSTAND THAT BUT SHE SAID IT WAS ALL JUST SESS MAYBE HE DONE HAD HIS FUN AND READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP.. :shrug: BUT U MIGHT BE RIGHT.. BUT I SAY GIVE IT A CHANCE JUST GO IN SLOW.. ENJOY THE BUTERFLIES *SIGH*

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Eazy – :yes: Mucho Mucho Caliente! :yes:

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    Eazy says:

    RIGHT, keep askin’ “am I hurtin’ you?? You good?? You straight??” :lol:
    ________________________________________
    Yep!! :hahaha:

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    Tainted_Love says:

    Hmmm @Igo there….you and Blu have two diff views…interesting !

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    Eazy says:

    @Tainted I say go for it. Play it smart, stay on your toes due to his past but dont let that sway the future. If its easy to be friends/lovers, that may grow but if it doesnt work…its life.

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    MZ_CARAM3L74 says:

    SPILL THE TEA AUNTIE!! :gossip: Morning to All :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Eazy says:

    RIGHT, keep askin’ “am I hurtin’ you?? You good?? You straight??” :lol:
    ________________________________________
    Yep!! :hahaha:

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Ooooh, you so feel me! :rofl:

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    free says:

    um, i’m gonna need spicier tea than this :coffee:

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    CD FENTY says:

    @Tainted

    Bottom line people treat you the way u allow them to treat u. From the jump YOU set the ground rules and the minute u feel like u are compromising your feelings or feel like he is slipping back into the “old him” u tell that nicca to kick rocks :shrugs:

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    Mr.BluPhi says:

    Tainted_Love says:

    @Angie, Blu, and Naija
    I def see you guys point….*Here is more background*he was living in ATL at the moment in school and I left for school came back and the neg ro had moved back home. He was also doing illegal tings…he told me at the point that if were together he would ruin my life so I left him alone. Then he found me on FB and we started chatting like December ’10. He told my mom when he met us at the tat shop he was going to marry me. The story is just all over the place lol
    ____________________________________________________________________

    Wait… I need a moment to soak this in….

    illegal things??
    Tat shop? Mom?

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    Tainted_Love says:

    Thanks Easy!

    @Free
    Lol Ikr! The tea was about a bunch of nobodies!!

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    Bad Influence says:

    I tried to care about Tyga (no I didnt) and I just couldn’t (becus I really didn’t try)

    Hey fam! :waves:

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    Ty says:

    @ Tatted :hug:

    Cute gravi

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    CD FENTY says:

    :hugs: His

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    Eazy says:

    Whewwww, them tatts…that gun…his frame! :hump:

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    TATTED!!! :heart:

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    free says:

    Tainted_Love says: he is almost 25 and ready to settle wants to spread my booty cheeks wide as soon as he gets to town cause it’s hella convenient for him

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    Tainted_Love says:

    :offtopic: Did y’all see George Zimmerman Myspace post ????

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    Eazy says:

    Hey HISSSSS :waves:

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    KeepingItClassy84 says:

    Cold Tea! :coffee:

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    CD FENTY says:

    :offtopic:
    Octomom may be declaring bankruptcy, but she’s still very much the master of her own domain.

    Octo has signed on to do a masturbation video … TMZ has learned. She’s hooked up with an online adult entertainment company and will shoot the video this summer. It will be released shortly thereafter — not a lot of post production, we’re told.

    As for how much she’ll make, it’s hush hush, except we’re told, “It’s a lot more than the $10,000 she made for posing topless.”

    You’ll recall Octo once vowed never to do porn, but she’s saying she doesn’t consider a masturbation video porn, because it’s a solo mission.
    ************************************
    :vomit: :hurl:

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    Tainted_Love says:

    @Free Damn!! Serving it to me straight no chaser!!!

    @CD Good Point!

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    Angiegirl says:

    Tainted_Love says:

    @Angie, Blu, and Naija

    I def see you guys point….*Here is more background*he was living in ATL at the moment in school and I left for school came back and the neg ro had moved back home. He was also doing illegal tings…he told me at the point that if were together he would ruin my life so I left him alone. Then he found me on FB and we started chatting like December ’10. He told my mom when he met us at the tat shop he was going to marry me. The story is just all over the place lol

    _____________________________________________________

    Well I guess my questions to you are:

    What do u want at this point in ur life being that you’re only 21?

    If he really is ready to settle down, are you?

    Are you feelings for him at a place where they wont cloud ur judgement of him and have u fall for the okie doke, but relaxed enough for u to still be able to live in the moment and let things evolve naturally?

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    Ms. Everything says:

    Tyga is skinny, and not sexy trim but that skinny where you know it’s cause all they do is smoke and eat junk all day :hurl: no thank you

    As far as Jay Z being controlling, well record execs been controlling artists personal decisions for years so :shrugs: The smart ones do what they want behind closed doors and let the execs just control what the public sees. It’s kinda hard to do nowadays with all the paps and what not but it can be done. Hell, half the relationships from now to the beginning of Hollywood have been fake

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    Ty says:

    Auntie can u photoshop Blu into the pic with his shirt off? We cant ask him because he will run off :waiting:

    Thanks in advance for your prompt response!!

    @ His did u get your package?

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Ty – thank you mama!

    @ HIS :hi:

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    I Go There says:

    Tainted_Love says:

    Hmmm @Igo there….you and Blu have two diff views…interesting !
    _______________________________________________

    Yeah of course dude is still young and he could very well be doing that but on the other hand he may not… Thats why I said Thats why I said dont over think it.

    But IDK if a dude is gonna continue to keep in contact with you although he isnt fking with you… He has to feel some sort of way about you.
    And of course he could be blowing smoke up your ass… but who knows… He could show up and after a few weeks you might not dig him as much as you think now.

    Shait is crazy that way.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    When will brotha’s learn to proect their seed… lol DUMMAYS :rofl:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ms.Fashion :heart:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ms. Everything says:

    Tyga is skinny, and not sexy trim but that skinny where you know it’s cause all they do is smoke and eat junk all day
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :rofl: STAAAAAWP! :rofl:

    heeeey BTW :hug:

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    Angiegirl says:

    Wait… I need a moment to soak this in….

    illegal things??
    Tat shop? Mom?

    ___________________________________________

    LOL, I tried to bypass that…..

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    @CD

    I heard over the weekend that Octomom was chosen to star in an online horror flick too, they showed a clip of it on CNN and everything… :rofl:

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    NaijaGal says:

    Bad Influence :hug: hey gorgeous :happy:

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    :rofl:
    This chit is FAKE.
    Blac Chyna’s FIIIIIIIIIINE azz coulda did way better than 3rd stringer rapper Tyga!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    YOU CAN CALL OCTOMOM TOO.. FOR A FEE OF 30.00 DOLLAS I THINK :coffee: FAWK U GON ASK HER…..

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    CD FENTY says:

    @Fe
    I can believe it I swear her face looks like the proto type for the SCREAM mask :rofl: :rofl:

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    I Go There says:

    Tainted_Love says:

    @Angie, Blu, and Naija
    I def see you guys point….*Here is more background*he was living in ATL at the moment in school and I left for school came back and the neg ro had moved back home. He was also doing illegal tings…he told me at the point that if were together he would ruin my life so I left him alone. Then he found me on FB and we started chatting like December ’10. He told my mom when he met us at the tat shop he was going to marry me. The story is just all over the place lol
    _____________________________________________________

    Hold up Illegal Things?

    Alright… MAKE SURE you wanna get into that.

    How do you really feel about dude.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    :rofl:

    This chit is FAKE.
    Blac Chyna’s FIIIIIIIIIINE azz coulda did way better than 3rd stringer rapper Tyga!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    YOU’S DUMB AS SHYT, @ MAN! :rofl:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @CD that broad had all those babies thinking she was going to get a reality show not realizing ain’t nothing happy about a single mom with 14 kids with 3 of them being special needs…she thought she was going to be the next Kate…speaking of where is her emasculating ass these days

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    Ty says:

    @ Tainted…I thought MySpace crashed and burned

    :wave: @ FeFe

    @ Eazy…his frame is the problem LOL Oh fragile looking azz. He couldnt survive “finish him” mode :coffee:

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    I Go There says:

    Hi HIS

    :ashamed:

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    cheeks8683 says:

    #boooo. These non relevent celebs :coffee: this here is just gossip mixed with foolishness.

    Morning fam :wave:

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    Tainted_Love says:

    Lol He used to do illegal things…he is an engineer now. But I like him but now y’all got me thinking like he might not be it

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    Ty says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    YOU CAN CALL OCTOMOM TOO.. FOR A FEE OF 30.00 DOLLAS I THINK FAWK U GON ASK HER…..
    _____________
    :rofl:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :whistle:
    Rack city bytch, rack rack city bytch
    Rack city bytch, rack rack city bytch
    Rack city bytch, rack rack city bytch
    Ten ten ten twenties on ya titties bytch

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    @TAINTED
    “Okay here is what I need advice on…..
    So like 3 years ago I used to mess with this guy from LA. He was 21 and I was 18. He had a gf and everything and was sort of a h o e! Anyways we’ve kept in touch even though it was always just physical. So now he’s talking about moving back to my city and wanting a relationship since he is almost 25 and ready to settle. I’ve always really like him but idk if he is really pass all the old playing stuff…should I give it a try??”
    ____________________

    :lol:
    Is you serious???
    :ha: :haha:
    You was this nigga’s WILLING side chick and you acknowledge his hoe tendencies and he hit you with the “I’m ready to settle” and it’s a green light huh?

    You know what, you should absolutely do it. It’s goin work out fine. :yes:

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    Eazy says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    :rofl:

    This chit is FAKE.
    Blac Chyna’s FIIIIIIIIIINE azz coulda did way better than 3rd stringer rapper Tyga!
    ________________________________
    thats why I said I hope it doesnt turn out like Bow Wow

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    free says:

    Tainted_Love says: @Free Damn!! Serving it to me straight no chaser!!!

    **************************

    you know we gotta look out for our SR peeps. 25 is still booty call age. you CAN proceed but just know what position you are playing right now. i believe KNOWN booty is better than UNKNOWN booty so have fun with it (if you want to) but don’t get it twisted.

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    CD FENTY says:

    NaijaGal says:

    @CD that broad had all those babies thinking she was going to get a reality show not realizing ain’t nothing happy about a single mom with 14 kids with 3 of them being special needs…she thought she was going to be the next Kate…speaking of where is her emasculating ass these days
    *****************************
    :cosign: Did u see where they said it was a lady lying saying she was pregnant with 9 babies in Mexico and Octomom released a statment saying “no one will ever take her title she is in the Guiness Book of world records and that the lady who lied is disugsting :blink: Pot have u met kettle :rolleyes:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    TY I SERIOUS… :lol: WIING WIING..HERRO!

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    Eazy says:

    @ Eazy…his frame is the problem LOL Oh fragile looking azz. He couldnt survive “finish him” mode
    ____________________________________________
    NOOOOO, them skinty ones can finish..roll up :blunt: then start again :lol:

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    CD FENTY says:

    I swear Man is a fukkin fool :rofl: :rofl:

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    Eazy says:

    Man is soooo funny!! :rofl:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Tainted I think the fact that you were his sideline is the most blatant…I don’t know dudes who are willing to ‘wife up’ their former side chicks…you seem like such a sweet girl and I don’t think you want to be the former so I’d just leave the past in the past and keep it moving

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    @Man

    :chase:

    Stop being so crass! Tainted is ASKING for advice for a reason….at least she’s not going into it head first and thinking she knows it all! :shrugs:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :rofl: WELL DAM!! I GUESS DONT DO IT TAINTED THE MEN HAVE SPOKEN!! :rofl:

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    CD FENTY says:

    @Tainted
    Did u have some side ass while u were messing with him? :waiting:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @CD I didn’t but these folks really need to stop being selfish with this invitro ish…ugh…I blame TLC for this ish

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    Ty says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @TAINTED
    “Okay here is what I need advice on…..
    So like 3 years ago I used to mess with this guy from LA. He was 21 and I was 18. He had a gf and everything and was sort of a h o e! Anyways we’ve kept in touch even though it was always just physical. So now he’s talking about moving back to my city and wanting a relationship since he is almost 25 and ready to settle. I’ve always really like him but idk if he is really pass all the old playing stuff…should I give it a try??”
    ____________________

    Is you serious???

    You was this nigga’s WILLING side chick and you acknowledge his hoe tendencies and he hit you with the “I’m ready to settle” and it’s a green light huh?

    You know what, you should absolutely do it. It’s goin work out fine
    ________________
    :dead: Yet real talk :coffee:

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    @TAINTED

    YOLO!
    Bust that thing as open as it can get! Throw caution to the wind! I bet that nigga already got the ring picked out and the house with the white picket fence and everything! :yes:

    You wouldn’t happen to have any sisters huh?
    :coffee:

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    Tainted_Love says:

    @CD I had a boyfriend lol

    @Naija Thanks

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @TAINTED I WAS TRYING TO GIVE HIM THE BENIFIT OF THE DOUBT BUT UMM SKREET ACTIVITIES..ILLEGAL… WE TOO PURRDY ESSMART AND SESSY TO WRINCH AROUND AND WRINCH DIABLAS BOXERS :hug:

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    @MAN I DON’T CARE HAS SPOKEN!!!! :coffee:

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    @Tainted

    Real talk…just know that you are YOUNG…no matter what dude is on, YOU still need to know what you want…I can tell you that when I was 21 I thought I wanted to settle down and shyt until I realized that the world is a big ass playground for me to play in! You are young, single, and smart…that is a trio that will guarantee that you are on the right path to happiness…and let’s not mention that you are beautiful too! Just be SAFE in whatever you do and don’t try to look for a serious monogamous relationship, let it come to YOU if that’s what you WANT….life is way to LONG for that!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ MAN! :rofl:

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    Gigi26 says:

    :rofl: Man ain’t shyt sometimes but Tainted take heed to what he said. Leave that in the past mama, you’ll be better off :yes:

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    Eazy says:

    IMO the side-line role she once played wont make/break her relationship with him now. Its how she allows him to treat her now. Setting those boundaries and enforcing them will get her the answer she needs. Let him show you what he is about and go from there

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    JMO says:

    <— was waiting on Man's response to Tainted :rofl: woo chile, he aint chit

    Good Morning all :waves:

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    Ty says:

    @ Tainted…dont settle hun!! There is a reason he is in your past so leave his azz there :coffee:

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    Ms. Everything says:

    :hugs: @Tatted. Good morning!

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    Tainted_Love says:

    Thanks Laker and Fefe!!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    But on some real shyt, as crass as @ MAN sounds, that fool speakin’ TRUFF! Thanks for puttin’ US ALL up on game! Straight food for thought!

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    @TAINTED
    “@Man Damn :(
    __________________________

    You should still fluck him. If a dude flucked you good, it’s your duty as a woman to reward him down the line with honorary puzzy. At least once.

    That way it inspires him to continue to do his best with the puzzy. Think about it, some woman out there gave your future husband some honorary puzzy, he would continue to put forth “A+” effort. :yes:

    Do it for yourself.
    Do it for him.
    Do it for all the women of the world. :yes:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :ghost: MAN ESSTUPIDO!! :rofl: DANG IT I HATE IT WHEN HE IS AN AZZ WIPE BUT HAS TRUFF TO IT!! :hug:

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    CD FENTY says:

    @Tainted

    So it wasnt so much u were the sideline versus both of u were cheating on your significant others :thinking: Well they say the same way u get em is the same way u lose them so Ion know boo. At the end of the day do u and whateva u do WRAP IT UP. If he still on that illegal dumb chit RUN THE OPPOSITE WAY ya dig :coffee:

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    KDub says:

    I was tryna dance with you @Tatted but the site tripping… I was SAYING Happy May 1st and shyt…

    :2dance:

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    :hugs: @JMO

    @Tatted

    Man is right, but he ain’t gotta be such an ASSHOLE about it! :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Do it for yourself.
    Do it for him.
    Do it for all the women of the world
    THIS IS WHY MAN IS WHO THE FAWK HIM IZ!! :rofl: FAWK THIS!! :dead: :casket:

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    I Go There says:

    Tainted_Love says:

    Lol He used to do illegal things…he is an engineer now. But I like him but now y’all got me thinking like he might not be it
    ______________________________________________________

    Hey if dude digs you…you will know from the moment he gets there.
    IF not you will know that too.

    You kinda thinking tooo much right now… It is what it is.

    1.dude you use to fk with is coming to your town

    2. He may or may not want a relationship

    The way I see it is you dont know till you know…

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    :think:

    Jay Z drunk camel lookin azz shole is obsessed with the Kardashians. That ugly azz nigga ain’t got a chance with my baby and I think he just mad. Why that nigga so worried about them????? :shrugs:

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    Tainted_Love says:

    Lol okay y’all Im out. Got a final to take wish me luck!!!

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    The way I see it is you dont know till you know…
    ________
    :yes:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ KDUB :2dance: AWWWWW SHYT, KDIZZLE. IT BE THAT 1ST-OF-DA-MONFF! What’chu got, 15 mo’ days??? :yahoo:

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    Good luck @Tainted

    And keep that focus on YOURSELF and YOUR future! :yes:

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    lisaROSE says:

    thats some wack a$$ tea, like the one they serve in london with milk !!!!

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    Ms. Everything says:

    Umm Tainted just to jump in the convo… I would say no just because from personal experience tried more than once, the past should stay in the past. Stay friends, be cool, but whatever y’all could have had, you won’t get now. Plus you already know his tendencies, those don’t always go away. If anything take it slow and don’t put any feelings into it. At your age I was already married with half of my kids :smh:

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    Ni ni says:

    @Tainted, Mr. Blu made some excellent points, please take note. Ive been in a similar situation like most women and that situation doesnt end well. Good luck to you.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Fe – You already know it wouldn’t be right if he WASN’T an asshole! :lol:

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    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    :offtopic: no shade to big girls but this dude been bragging about his vanilla girl for the longest so we said let us see your Kim K, he said nall mine is blond and this and big buut, i said well ok, kim .k got a butt too, he said my girl is real tho, so he brought in the picture]

    :blink: :rofl: >>me :rofl: she is bout 380lbs i swear Ni@@, and they YT chocolate :rofl: I guess as long as she white she right. :lol:

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    JMO says:

    My opinion: Tainted, see what he’s about BUT don’t put all your eggs in one basket (however that phrase goes). No need to rush anything; Just date and be upfront about it. I honestly believe people change.

    Do any of you women have men around that you can call for certain chit? Don’t feel like cooking? Car problems etc.? Nah, me either :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    JMO says:

    Do any of you women have men around that you can call for certain chit? Don’t feel like cooking? Car problems etc.? Nah, me either :coffee:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    NOW, it’s my turn :lol:

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    @Tatted

    Very true! :lol:

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    CD FENTY says:

    Do any of you women have men around that you can call for certain chit? Don’t feel like cooking? Car problems etc.? Nah, me either
    ********************************
    Do my uncles that will give u a tune up, rotate your tires, oil change and beat up folks just for a shot of that Hen dog count? :ashamed:

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    candibfly says:

    i mean i guess :shrugs:

    fugg y’all up to in here?! :wave: i know this whole post ain’t about tyga knockin a broad up

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    @JMO
    “Do any of you women have men around that you can call for certain chit? Don’t feel like cooking? Car problems etc.? Nah, me either”
    _________________________________________

    Those po’ niggas be doin all that chit hoping they can hit one day. :lol:

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    I just Googled that Blac Chyna girl. Although her wigs look a mess, that chick’s natural hair is damned near to her waist. I dont’ think she’s ugly, just a bit over the top.

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    :coffee:

    :pc: << goes to find some actual hot teas

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    Eazy says:

    Those po’ niggas be doin all that chit hoping they can hit one day :lol:
    ________________________________
    yep, they working and :pray:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Candi we were posed with the question ‘can you form a real ‘ship with your former side piece’

    MzDimp :hug:

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    candibfly says:

    i don’t have an arsenal of men i can call for different things. what am i doing wrong? :think:

    i just do the shyt myself. but i’m tired of being independent. someone hold me :crying:

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    @CREAMY
    “no shade to big girls but this dude been bragging about his vanilla girl for the longest so we said let us see your Kim K, he said nall mine is blond and this and big buut, i said well ok, kim .k got a butt too, he said my girl is real tho, so he brought in the picture]

    >>me she is bout 380lbs i swear Ni@@, and they YT chocolate I guess as long as she white she right.”
    _________________________________

    I think you woulda clowned ol girl if she looked like Heidi Klum. What he was bragging about her to yall for anyway?

    When me and Kim K. get together we goin be private and chit with our love. :yes:

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    CD FENTY says:

    @Dimpz
    I actually think she is very sexy, like u said a little over the top but nonetheless sexy with a nice bod :coffee:

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    JMO says:

    Tatted, Fe, MP :hug:

    CD :rofl: :yes: I have an aunt who will do your hair for a pack of cigarettes :shrug:

    I have another aunt who is an actual hair stylist too though… very different sides of the family :lol:

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    candibfly says:

    NaijaGal says:

    @Candi we were posed with the question ‘can you form a real ‘ship with your former side piece’

    —————–

    i think so. if they’ve changed whatever it is that wasn’t working before. however, i would be cautious and keep my eyes open. if i see things are going back to how they were then i’m outta there.

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    JMO says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @JMO
    “Do any of you women have men around that you can call for certain chit? Don’t feel like cooking? Car problems etc.? Nah, me either”
    _________________________________________

    Those po’ niggas be doin all that chit hoping they can hit one day. :lol:
    ______________________________________________________________

    That phrase “keep hope alive” came from somewhere :shrug:

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    CD FENTY says:

    @MP
    R we related :rofl: :rofl: I have an aunt who will give u a full set if u take her to the L afterwards. Nails be gorgeous too :coffee:

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    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @CREAMY
    “no shade to big girls but this dude been bragging about his vanilla girl for the longest so we said let us see your Kim K, he said nall mine is blond and this and big buut, i said well ok, kim .k got a butt too, he said my girl is real tho, so he brought in the picture]

    >>me she is bout 380lbs i swear Ni@@, and they YT chocolate I guess as long as she white she right.”
    _________________________________

    I think you woulda clowned ol girl if she looked like Heidi Klum. What he was bragging about her to yall for anyway?

    When me and Kim K. get together we goin be private and chit with our love.
    _____________________________________________________________

    he said he was done witrh black women cause we broke, and aint got nothing :blink: I said Negro you came out of a black woman, :no: <<<<SMH

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Namesake :hug:

    @ :cool: :hug:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    I swear I love to hate @Man.

    And about the big girl thang, shwe aint a big girl at 380 pounds she is FAT not PHAT.

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    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    My opinion: Tainted, see what he’s about BUT don’t put all your eggs in one basket (however that phrase goes). No need to rush anything; Just date and be upfront about it. I honestly believe people change.

    Do any of you women have men around that you can call for certain chit? Don’t feel like cooking? Car problems etc.? Nah, me either
    __________________________________

    Damn shame… :lol:

    Thank goodness I can cook….

    dudes thinking they gonna get it in and find out they’re there for domestic duties

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Creamy – Giiiirl, black men know they be lovin’ a porky pig azz alabaster woman. Will call a black woman fat as heyul and then show up with red pimples on the booty azz Becky and thangs! This bish gut ridin’ the whip and shyt! :no:

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    JMO says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @JMO
    “Do any of you women have men around that you can call for certain chit? Don’t feel like cooking? Car problems etc.? Nah, me either”
    _________________________________________

    Those po’ niggas be doin all that chit hoping they can hit one day.
    ______________________________________________________________

    That phrase “keep hope alive” came from somewhere
    —————————
    I think every man has been THAT guy! :lol:

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    :hugs: to all my E-bews

    @ CD….I can’t rag on her, my head is big as hell too. :lol:
    <—Nickname: Betty Boop :no:

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    @EAZY
    “Those po’ niggas be doin all that chit hoping they can hit one day :lol:
    ________________________________
    yep, they working and :pray:
    _____________________________________

    Yeah, see you gotta ask for the puzzy real early on. :yes: That way you limit your losses.

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    I Go There says:

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    no shade to big girls but this dude been bragging about his vanilla girl for the longest so we said let us see your Kim K, he said nall mine is blond and this and big buut, i said well ok, kim .k got a butt too, he said my girl is real tho, so he brought in the picture]

    >>me she is bout 380lbs i swear Ni@@, and they YT chocolate I guess as long as she white she right
    _________________________________________

    Was she a White White girl or was she one of them white chics that have a bob haircut with the blonde highlight and use ISOPLUS like its going outta syle?

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    @Creamy

    He sounds like the dude on La La’s Full Court Life…I pretty much get Helen Keller to them type of dudes….fa real!

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    CD FENTY says:

    @Dimpz

    :lol: Awww come her apple head :hugs:

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    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    My opinion: Tainted, see what he’s about BUT don’t put all your eggs in one basket (however that phrase goes). No need to rush anything; Just date and be upfront about it. I honestly believe people change.

    Do any of you women have men around that you can call for certain chit? Don’t feel like cooking? Car problems etc.? Nah, me either
    __________________________________

    Damn shame… :lol:

    Thank goodness I can cook….

    dudes thinking they gonna get it in and find out they’re there for domestic duties
    _________________________________________________________________

    Good morning :love: :hahaha:

    What about fixing cars? :think:

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    AWESOME says:

    I think every man has been THAT guy!
    _____________________________
    :no:

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    AWESOME says:

    @Creamy Did she have hoop earings?

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:

    no shade to big girls but this dude been bragging about his vanilla girl for the longest so we said let us see your Kim K, he said nall mine is blond and this and big buut, i said well ok, kim .k got a butt too, he said my girl is real tho, so he brought in the picture]

    >>me she is bout 380lbs i swear Ni@@, and they YT chocolate I guess as long as she white she right.
    —————–
    :rofl: Girl my old hook up did the same shyt! This yt girl i swear looks almost like Fayla’s gravi! I was like :shocked: How do you fluck something that big! But she was YT with blue eyes. She had pot holes in her face like ice cream scoop sized! I was like yeeah okay..

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    JMO says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Creamy – Giiiirl, black men know they be lovin’ a porky pig azz alabaster woman. Will call a black woman fat as heyul and then show up with red pimples on the booty azz Becky and thangs! This bish gut ridin’ the whip and shyt! :no:
    ______________________________________________________________

    :rofl: … I swear I spit out my juice :rofl:

    MP, does your aunt’s name start with a T? :think:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    DIMPZ :kiss: WHY MY PHONE AINT HEARD FROM U!!?? :cry: I NEED TO GET ON MY TXTN GAME AGANE.. :pigsfly:

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    JMO says:

    I think every man has been THAT guy! :lol:
    _________________________

    :lol:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @FeFe you saw that ish last night too? I’m so over the ‘I don’t date so and so’ debate…if a man don’t want all this chocolate I’m serving that’s all the more for the right one

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    @ Cd…Actually, she and that chick Brittania(?) form VH1 are the only chicks who’s dimple piercings I have liked. They look better on full faces or deeper dimples because they sit in your face. Some chicks try them and look like they’re walking around with antennas on the sides of their faces.

    :wail: @ apple head

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SIS :pc:

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    candibfly says:

    *calls up awesome to fix my plumbing* :shakebutt:

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    KDub says:

    AWWWWW SHYT, KDIZZLE. IT BE THAT 1ST-OF-DA-MONFF! What’chu got, 15 mo’ days???
    ————————————–
    8 more days :yahoo:

    I wanted to go to ATL soooooooooooooooooooooo bad for my bday :wail: But a bish is CHEAP okay and don’t want to spend narry a cent. Got it but scared like hail to spend it.

    Mama Dub and Stevie b’day is Sunday 5/13 (Mother’s Day)

    So I will hitchall with some braille on Monday 5/14. ::::….:: …::::::::…

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    @CREAMY
    “he said he was done witrh black women cause we broke, and aint got nothing I said Negro you came out of a black woman, <<<<SMH"
    _______________

    :rofl:
    If you like yt women, you like em. You ain't got a talk about no other women.

    That nigga just mad yall don't like his azz!

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    Lakes! We must DO BETTER! :kiss:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @FeFe you saw that ish last night too? I’m so over the ‘I don’t date so and so’ debate…if a man don’t want all this chocolate I’m serving that’s all the more for the right one

    _________

    Exactly…which is why I will never understand why chicks get mad at these dudes for not liking something….HE DON’T LIKE YOU! Trying to GET him to like you is like trying to GET him to eat a food or drink a beverage he hates….IT WON’T WORK! Let it go…and be ready and happy for that man that is on the same page! :yes:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    <<<AINT NEVER PAID A MECHANIC..PLUMER..COOK..AND DONT LET ME HAVE SOME KIND OF CONSTRUCTION WORK :coffee: #ESESRULETHEWORLD

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    CD FENTY says:

    @MP
    Nah her starts with a B :rofl: :rofl:

    @Dimpz
    I forgot about Brittania, I liked hers also :yes:

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    AWESOME says:

    Candi!! :hug: *throws on tool belt and red wing boots only* :steer:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    DIMPZ I PWOMISS I WILL :kiss: I BEEN CALLD OUT ON IT.. LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS I WAS LOST.. BUT NOW I BEEN FOUND :lol:

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    That chick not much of a dancer, just thick as hell. She’s basically bouncing a lil, walking around stage and slinging her hair.

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    Mr.BluPhi says:

    Has anyone seen the pics of Mariah and that camel toe???

    I dont know if it was Mucus and Minus doing, or if it was always been like that. But thats a phat cat…

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SIS :pc:

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    :rofl: @ Lakes being found

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    JMO says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @AWESOME
    :cosign: 228!
    ______________________________________________________________________

    I KNOW you’ve been that guy! In fact, you probably call HER to ask if she needs a tune up, hoping that would be the day :hahaha:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ :cool: YOU ALRETT KNOW I’M SPITTIN’ STRAIGHT SCIENCE! :lol:

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    Mr.BluPhi says:

    Has anyone seen the pics of Mariah and that camel toe???

    I dont know if it was Mucus and Minus doing, or if it was always been like that. But thats a phat cat…

    _________

    :ghost: :hahaha:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ KDUB – I got 12 mo’ days. I’m gon’ get WHITE GIRL WASTED!!!! :yes:

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    tcw684 says:

    first of all, Rob Kardashian is dfinitely gay. the fact that he is linked with any woman baffles me…he should be linked with men. that’s the tea that needs to be spilled. Zac is incredibly gorg but i’m not sure he’s someone Rita needs to be affiliated with. i mean, isn’t she being positioned to be a crossover artist? i dunno that Zac would help her in that arena….he’s also a little too “pretty”. :thinking:

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    CD FENTY says:

    @MP
    Did u see the open letter to the BULLS from Scottie Pippen it was a good read. He said Derrick showed up yesterday to watch the BULLS practice and to continue supporting them :yes:

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    Memba i told yall about that dentist what puller her ex’s teef out? :rofl:

    “I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,” Anna Mackowiak, 34, told the Austrian Times. “But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a bastard’ and decided to take all his teeth out.”

    Marek Olszewski, 45, reportedly showed up at Mackowiak’s dental office complaining of toothache just days after he broke up with her. She then allegedly gave him a “heavy dose” of anesthetic, locked the door and began removing all of his teeth one at a time.

    “I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages,” Olszewski said.

    “She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist,” he said.

    “I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional.”

    Adding to his trauma, Olszewski said his new girlfriend has already left him over his now toothless appearance.

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    Her ass no photoshop… :no: bueno

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ KDUB – That’s right. I forgot that MamaDub and I share the same born day. Stevie, and Dorothy Zbornak aka Bea Arthur! :lol:

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    J Said it! says:

    This dude is the most corniest rapper invented.. yes hes worst than lil B i think!!!!

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    AWESOME says:

    @Man
    I HAVE been the dude that would help a chick’s mom out (assemble an entertainment center, measure for blinds, etc…)though. They’ll keep the door open for you. :yes:

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    CD FENTY says:

    @Fay

    That’s not funny but chile :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    Mr.BluPhi says:

    Has anyone seen the pics of Mariah and that camel toe???

    I dont know if it was Mucus and Minus doing, or if it was always been like that. But thats a phat cat…

    __________

    OH MY!!!!!! Mucus and Minus though???? :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    DIMPZ :rofl:

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    candibfly says:

    that’s horrible :mad:

    i, however, would not go to my ex for dental work after we’d just broken up :no:

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    @Fayla

    :hahaha: That dude is an IDIOT! Welp, can’t he get tooth implants or something??? :dead:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    AWWWWWWWSOME :waiting:

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ KDUB – That’s right. I forgot that MamaDub and I share the same born day. Stevie, and Dorothy Zbornak aka Bea Arthur!

    _______________

    You and Dorothy though???? Don’t laugh. I love that woman!!!! :yes:

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    whatchall tambout tho? :coffee: <—with Sweet Italian Cream Coffeemate

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    AWESOME says:

    What up Eva? :hug:

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    @ Fe….Maybe he can get the TI, Nikki Minaj hookup. :yes:

    I actually don’t think Ti’s look that bad though. His face is just so thin. :shrug:

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    candibfly says:

    dude bout to come up tho. he gone sue and everything :yes:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ FayFay – I READ THAT THIS MORNING AND WAS HOLLERIN’! :rofl: SHE STRAIGHT GUTTED THAT FOOLS GUMS! :hahaha:

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    JMO says:

    CD FENTY says:

    @MP
    Did u see the open letter to the BULLS from Scottie Pippen it was a good read. He said Derrick showed up yesterday to watch the BULLS practice and to continue supporting them :yes:
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Awww, no I didn’t see it …

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    Candi FeFe CD i know she’s wrong but i couldn’t help :rofl: bc i saw that chit play out in my mind :rofl:

    po lil tink tink! :(

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    @Fayla

    Hey Bew!!! :hug:

    I wore my Lavendar Scented Whip and my girl thought I had on Avon Skin So Soft!!! She ask me if I had on Avon and before I read her her rights I asked her what she meant. She said it smelled good. I was like OH. :coffee:

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    @JMO
    “I KNOW you’ve been that guy! In fact, you probably call HER to ask if she needs a tune up, hoping that would be the day ”
    __________________________

    I’d prolly do that for Kim K. or Ashanti or some fine azz hoe like that when I’m just trying to get in there somehow.

    But um … no.

    Girl: “Man, I know you know about these computers and stuff and mine been acting up. I was hoping you could come take a look at it.”

    Me: “Yeah, I know a lil something. You got anyone else to look at it?”

    Girl: “No, you know I ain’t got no man or nothing.”

    Me: “Ok, you know I usually charge like $20 bucks or something. But maybe I can work something out.”

    Girl: “**giggling** You such a good friend! Thanks a lot!”

    Me: “**hears the word ‘friend’** You know what though, I’ll only do it if you just have your bra and panties on when I come.”

    Girl: “You so silly.”

    Me: “Ha ha ha… yeah, make sure they match too.”

    Girl: “Oh, $20 you say huh?” :coffee:

    Me: “Yup.” :coffee:

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    candibfly says:

    gums is gonna be makin it rain while she’s out of a job :hahaha:

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    CD FENTY says:

    @Tatted
    :dead: @ gutted that fools gums. :hahaha:

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    KDub says:

    Has anyone seen the pics of Mariah and that camel toe???

    I dont know if it was Mucus and Minus doing, or if it was always been like that. But thats a phat cat…
    ————————————————-
    I think she has always had it. Me being the huge fan that I ill my bf at the time commented some dirty shat (kinda like what YO AZZ just said SIR) about it back during the “Honey” vid. 1996-97?

    Oh and go to hail for Mucus and Minus. >>>>

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ KDUB – That’s right. I forgot that MamaDub and I share the same born day. Stevie, and Dorothy Zbornak aka Bea Arthur!

    _______________

    You and Dorothy though???? Don’t laugh. I love that woman!!!! :yes:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I’m in GREAT company I’d have you know. Me, Stevie & Dorothy!!! Shiiiiiid. :coffee: :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ CD – Shiiiid, she did. He was the biggest DUMB AZZ in LIFE! How inna HEYUL you go to the bish that you just dumped to fck wit’cho mouf??? WHERE DEY DO DAT’AT??? :blink:

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    **read on that dentist**
    That’s what happens when you “over estimate” your dyck.
    :(

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    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    My opinion: Tainted, see what he’s about BUT don’t put all your eggs in one basket (however that phrase goes). No need to rush anything; Just date and be upfront about it. I honestly believe people change.

    Do any of you women have men around that you can call for certain chit? Don’t feel like cooking? Car problems etc.? Nah, me either
    __________________________________

    Damn shame…

    Thank goodness I can cook….

    dudes thinking they gonna get it in and find out they’re there for domestic duties
    _________________________________________________________________

    Good morning

    What about fixing cars?
    ________________________________

    Whats up…

    I can do minor stuff oil change battery replacement fixing a flat
    changing spark plugs and fluid refilling but thats as far as im gonna go… AND THATS on my car.

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    candibfly says:

    she probably told him ‘yeah i’m fine with the decision to break up’

    then he comes sauntering into the dentist office like nothing is wrong and she pulls all his damn teeth out like ‘hahaha ain’t no bytch gonna want u now that ur teeth are gone’ :(

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    @Fayla

    Hey Bew!!! :hug:

    I wore my Lavendar Scented Whip and my girl thought I had on Avon Skin So Soft!!! She ask me if I had on Avon and before I read her her rights I asked her what she meant. She said it smelled good. I was like OH. :coffee:

    :rofl: :rofl: u dont EEM play Ms Fash & i LUV it! how u durrin?

    TaBew i was already ROFL & feeling sorry for him at the same time (for being so DUMB as to go to ur FRESH ex for dental work. :no: <—smh

    Pretty much Candi. if they sue like that in Poland that is :coffee:
    #notPolish

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    cheeks8683 says:

    Should I get excited if a guy at my office that I have a crush on brings me some of his special momma’s recipe cobbler….and no he didn’t do it for anyone else?

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    I Go There says:

    He sounds like the dude on La La’s Full Court Life…I pretty much get Helen Keller to them type of dudes….fa real!
    _______________________________________

    That dude was funny as hell

    he basically gave BS excuses as to why he wanted to not talk to black women. it was Hilarious….

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    JMO says:

    Interesting :coffee:

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    **read on that dentist**
    That’s what happens when you “over estimate” your dyck.

    ____________

    Noted for future use to tell a egotistic negro. :coffee:

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    @Fayla

    Hey Bew!!!

    I wore my Lavendar Scented Whip and my girl thought I had on Avon Skin So Soft!!! She ask me if I had on Avon and before I read her her rights I asked her what she meant. She said it smelled good. I was like OH.

    u dont EEM play Ms Fash & i LUV it! how u durrin?

    __________________

    :lol: I try to behave. Just be discreet and I will keep it sweet.

    I am doing real good Honey!!!

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    I Go There says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    **read on that dentist**
    That’s what happens when you “over estimate” your dyck.

    ____________

    Noted for future use to tell a egotistic negro
    __________________________________________

    :lol:

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    JMO says:

    cheeks8683 says:

    Should I get excited if a guy at my office that I have a crush on brings me some of his special momma’s recipe cobbler….and no he didn’t do it for anyone else?
    _________________________________________________________________

    Yes! but then again, I’m a fat azz at heart :lol: :ashamed:

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    WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Memba i told yall about that dentist what puller her ex’s teef out?

    “I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,” Anna Mackowiak, 34, told the Austrian Times. “But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a bastard’ and decided to take all his teeth out.”

    Marek Olszewski, 45, reportedly showed up at Mackowiak’s dental office complaining of toothache just days after he broke up with her. She then allegedly gave him a “heavy dose” of anesthetic, locked the door and began removing all of his teeth one at a time.

    “I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages,” Olszewski said.

    “She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist,” he said.

    “I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional.”

    Adding to his trauma, Olszewski said his new girlfriend has already left him over his now toothless appearance.
    ——————–
    :rofl: He was stupid for going! :rofl:

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    @CHEEKS
    “Should I get excited if a guy at my office that I have a crush on brings me some of his special momma’s recipe cobbler….and no he didn’t do it for anyone else?”
    _________________________________

    Naw. He might be thinking you just the easiest chick in there.
    :coffee:

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    Kei_lyme says:

    Morning and shyt :tea:

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    candibfly says:

    it would make me smile, if i liked cobbler, but i wouldn’t get my hopes up :no:

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    The world is full of sick ass ppl:

    According to Baltimore City Police, Thomas was attending a supervised visitation session at an East Baltimore Social Services office Tuesday when she suddenly pulled out a long knife and began repeatedly stabbing her 8-month-old daughter. Investigators say Thomas, who does not have custody of her daughter, complained about the care her daughter was receiving and told the Social Services worker that she could do a better job caring for the child. W

    hen the worker informed Thomas that the visitation session was about to end, Thomas allegedly laid the child down on a table and stated “It is about to be over.” That’s when Thomas reached into a bag, pulled out a long kitchen knife and began savagely stabbing the child in the neck and body. Thomas continued to stab the child until another Social Services worker struck Thomas with a chair to end the assault.

    The worker pulled the knife from the baby’s neck and rushed her to safety. The baby, identified as Pretty Diamond, sustained at least 5 stab wounds to her face, neck and body. Witnesses told police Thomas was heard stating “Lock me up. If I can’t have her, no one will. I hope she’s dead.” Thomas was booked into jail and charged with attempted murder, child abuse and assault.

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    Ms.Fashion says:

    I Go There says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    **read on that dentist**
    That’s what happens when you “over estimate” your dyck.

    ____________

    Noted for future use to tell a egotistic negro
    __________________________________________

    I can just imagine his face when he hears it!!! Like How do you even respond to that??? I will say it fling my hair and walk off. Leaving that mofo speechless!!! :rofl:

    Oh and that’s a better pic from yesterday. @Eazy and I was trying to use our cat eye to decipher it :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— LOVES TO HATE @ MAN'S 'OL DAY RUINING AZZ! :rofl:

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    cheeks8683 says:

    @CHEEKS
    “Should I get excited if a guy at my office that I have a crush on brings me some of his special momma’s recipe cobbler….and no he didn’t do it for anyone else?”
    _________________________________

    Naw. He might be thinking you just the easiest chick in there.

    ____________________________________________________

    I hate u man!!!!! But that did make me :rofl:

    Naw, he comes by everyday and strikes up a convo…I mentioned that I have a weakness for desserts thats all…I’m not gonna get my hopes up. It done got hot outside so folks are looking to hook up. It dd make me smile tho :)

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    dimpz :cry:

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    I Go There says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @CHEEKS
    “Should I get excited if a guy at my office that I have a crush on brings me some of his special momma’s recipe cobbler….and no he didn’t do it for anyone else?”
    _________________________________

    Naw. He might be thinking you just the easiest chick in there.

    ___________________________________

    :lol:

    Its funny cause Im not thinking like that
    but I KNOW the homies do….

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    JMO says:

    Dimpz, that just made my stomach turn :(

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Namesake :no:

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    candibfly says:

    at least he’s thoughtful. i talk about food all the time and nobody brings me shyt :lol:

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    Bibi says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <— LOVES TO HATE @ MAN'S 'OL DAY RUINING AZZ!

    :cosign:

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    I Go There says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    I Go There says:

    Ms.Fashion says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    **read on that dentist**
    That’s what happens when you “over estimate” your dyck.

    ____________

    Noted for future use to tell a egotistic negro
    __________________________________________

    I can just imagine his face when he hears it!!! Like How do you even respond to that??? I will say it fling my hair and walk off. Leaving that mofo speechless!!!

    Oh and that’s a better pic from yesterday. @Eazy and I was trying to use our cat eye to decipher it
    ______________________________________

    Yeah Im sensitive about my art and and shait

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    I don’t know how ppl can do stuff like that to babies, especially their own.

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    gypsyeyes says:

    I hate to hear stories like that about kids. I swear my children drive me crazy but if they get a mosquito bite I’m trying to whoop all bugs and even the DVD of A Bugs Life. People are just crazy!

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