Cop Reassigned After Threatening to Kill Michelle Obama
A Washington D.C. motorcycle escort cop for the White House has been reassigned to desk duty after he was overheard threatening to shoot the first lady Michelle Obama. There are reports that the unidentified officer showed another officer the gun he would use to assassinate the first lady.
The U.S. Secret Service is investigating the allegations.
From the Washington Post:
The motorman allegedly made the comments Wednesday morning as several officers from the Special Operations Division discussed threats against the Obamas. It was not immediately clear where the alleged conversation took place or exactly how many officers took part in the conversation.
During that conversation, the officials said, the officer allegedly said he would shoot the First Lady and then used his phone to retrieve a picture of the firearm he said he would use. It was not immediately clear what type of firearm was allegedly shown.
An officer overheard the alleged threat and reported it to a police lieutenant at the Division, who immediately notified superiors, the officials said.
“We received an allegation that inappropriate comments were made. We are currently investigating the nature of those comments,” D.C. police spokeswoman Gwendolyn Crump said in an e-mail. She declined to discuss the matter further.
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O yall must forgot!
*************Morning roses***************
tgif!
This right here is just Crazy
What the hell is going on? I understand a civilian threatening the FL, but a POLICE OFFICER?
That fool needs to be fired
wtf !
WHY DA FAWK HIM NOT FIRED LAYED DA FWK OFF NO PAY? WHY?
THIS BUUULL SHAIT! -BERNIE MAC VOICE!
OBAMA is a PUNK … if i was prez his AZZ would be FIRED, REMOVED, MISSING, SOMETHING!!!!!
let someone would have threated Laura Bush old ancient azz.. they would have found that fool stinking
Why this dude ain’t on Gitmo?
Good Morning
His azz should be locked up, the amount of disrespect towards our President and his family is just outrageous.
“reassigned to desk duty” ???
good morning ! and happy friday (the 13th), peeps !
Lexi- dude would have been swimming with crocodiles.
Why don’t they send the officer home UNPAID while they conduct an investigation? Just a thought.
He better be FIRED fukk an administrative duty. That is a sizeable threat.
and
yo ! 
This dat bullsh1t.
He’s stupid. His career is over. Even if they don’t get enough proof to fire him he will never get another promotion and he will be on sh*tty details for the rest of his career.
LET THIS HAPPEN IN ANOTHER FUKN COUNTRY THAT BASTID WOULD BE IN PRISON WAITING FOR THEM TO “INVESTIGATE” WHILE GETTING HER CULO HANDED TO HIM.. NOPE NOT IN THE MOFUKN USA FAWK IT LETS KEEP THE CRAZY CLOSER!
cop —>
<—– President Obama
@Lex Soror there is a way in which a GROWN man handles business especially a PROFESSIONAL Black Man who is the leader of the free world. First he will follow protocol,and procedure but please believe it this guy wont EVER dawn a badge anywhere else. But calling the POTUS a “punk” is a bit crass don’t you think??
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Anybody in law enforcement? I wonder what the protocol is.
Maybe this is how they have to handle the investigation.
Report his name media!
Ya’ll have to realize Obama can’t always respond like a negro in the hood would… #Relax
I mean, even if he was thinking it, who in their right mind would say it to another officer?
Anyway, mornin’ all!
Good morning to all I didn’t see on earlier post
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hiya wut
they let you know in a second that “even in a benz you still a Nicca in a coupe” i hate that i quoted Kanye.
No,
The cop resigned after Obama proceeded to two piece his arse!!! He was going to make that call on him like he did for Osama bin Laden!!
#MyVersion
@Yall
lady_cn says:
What officer does some stupid chit like this?
I mean, even if he was thinking it, who in their right mind would say it to another officer?
Anyway, mornin’ all!
I can’t think of any other reason #stupidisasstupiddoes
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I’m thinking that he thought that he’d receive another response from at least one officer and then they try to plan it from there
Disgusting…
Apparently dude said it was a joke. First of all, why would that even be on your mind???
He needs mental evaluation and should no longer be a police officer.
If the threat was made towards a pink first lady, this would be declared a national emergency. IJS
Getting my blood all boiled up in the morn wit this mess.
@WUT
@yall, @myLady, heyyyyyyy
Mother Jefferson is that first lady deaconess Rihanna Fenty, the director of the Chilrrens sunday school?
@Phro
:yahoo : @Yall & Boogie
@Bibi Thnx love!!
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But welcome none the less
Fcuked fired(well that too), lock his ass up. That sh1t got to be a threat. If you ask me thats a threat.
Ya’ll have to realize Obama can’t always respond like a negro in the hood would… #Relax
Obama got goons who got goons that will handle this. Trust and believe this idiot’s career is OVER befor it even started. Once they release his name…he’s done.
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Agreed sir
What a fukktard.
Gigi26 says:
Mother Jefferson is that first lady deaconess Rihanna Fenty, the director of the Chilrrens sunday school?
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<<< Yep, that hair is layed like Usha Board #1!
*whispers* she's having issues this morning
R2D2
Welcome anyhow 
@Yall
@PHRO
AWWWW SHYTTTT!!! ITS YA BIRTHDAY, ITS YA BIRTHDAY!!
Booty Pop in Honor of your day!!!
#ItWontHappenAgain
Once they release his name…he’s done.
And its a credible threat when you SHOW the WEAPON that you said you were going to use. It goes beyond a joke when you do that. People don’t understand that there are limits to free speech and jokes of this caliber.
Morning Yall, Phro, Boogie, Lady and everyone else
awwww happyburfday, Phro
@Gigi Just how when the Secret Service embarassed him..them HORNAY YT men have walked into the cold susnset and aint been heard from since..
lady_cn says:
What officer does some stupid chit like this?
I mean, even if he was thinking it, who in their right mind would say it to another officer?
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I was about to say the same thing. Clearly he lost his mind along the way and need to be sent to the house. I wouldn’t want him patrolling my streets.
yallcrazy says:
YSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Anybody in law enforcement? I wonder what the protocol is.
Maybe this is how they have to handle the investigation.
Report his name media!
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It is, after IA investigates, they will probably give him the option of resigning…
@msFashion @Boogie Thnx!!!
@Jenie
#ItWontHappenAgain
Mother Jefferson says:
Gigi26 says:
Mother Jefferson is that first lady deaconess Rihanna Fenty, the director of the Chilrrens sunday school?
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<<< Yep, that hair is layed like Usha Board #1!
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Did you see the pic w/Jen Aniston?
PHROOOOOHIZZLLEEE
OH ITS UR BIRRFFDAY!! 
**HANGS UR DR.PEPPER SHAPED PINATA**
Ladies we have to throw him a
Who’s bringing the liquor?
they are really setting this thing up
@Laker
<—-Really the Cabbage Patch
Man Friday’s are supposed to be Freaky, this post makes me want to Fight, like handing out free slaps for the fcuk of it!!
@BIBI……
Just how when the Secret Service embarassed him..them HORNAY YT men have walked into the cold susnset and aint been heard from since..
Clearances snatched, pay revoked…who knows what they’re doing 
Probably delivering pizza or working at McDonalds :smh:
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Phro
sweetheart 
Awe shoot, Happy Birthday Phro!
@ Laker:
Since you bringing Phrozen a Pinata, Ill bring the stripper pole and some pole oil…
Oh, I forgot, it’s the day before @Phro’s day
Ahhh my nigga Phro!!!
Whatcha gonna do this wknd? the weather supposed to be nice
lady_cn says:
at that picture of the FLOTUS though.
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Is that her….wait for it…. “O” face?
Phrozen1der says:
@Laker <—-Really the Cabbage Patch
soooo new year new dance? Out with the Douglas and in with the Cabbage Patch? YYYOOOKAY 
You can do that today!
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LadeeA says:
Disgusting…
Apparently dude said it was a joke. First of all, why would that even be on your mind???
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Most want to go after the President. Was he mad that The First Lady wants to get us “moving”, and they took his donuts away?
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
@ Laker:
Since you bringing Phrozen a Pinata, Ill bring the stripper pole and some pole oil…
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Don’t forget the midget stripper and the mini-horse….
this post makes me want to Fight, like handing out free slaps for the fcuk of it
TO MAKE UP 
I KNOW SR LADIES LIKE TO GET SLAPED AROUND A LITTLE SO 
FIGHT
PHRO
<<REALLY THE MACARENA! HEEEEY!
:hunchn:_liFe
*bends over in front of Phro*
Time for some
cake, cake, cake, cake, cake,
Boooooogiiiee!! Ain’t shat, just maintaining and yourself?
I see the party is off the chain in here
<—- Trying to get in a good mood
ya'll,usual,WUT-IZ-SWAGU,Anna,lady_cn,Botocamp,gigi,Ky,naija,OTB,mamacita,Ms.fashion,!*LaKErCHiC@*! ans Eeeeryone else ging their T.G.I.F On 
Hi boogie
GG, i’m swell, thanks for askn !
LUVN
<<ME AFTER WORK WITH MY GIN AND JUICE IN HAND 
PHROZEN
it’s these moments that I adore your grown man steez… HAPPY early BIRTHDAY 
!Laker, holaaaa
I’m sorry, GiGi. I was asking for one.
CANCERS IN THIS BISH!!
ITS ALOT OF US IN THIS BISH NOW THAT I THINKS ABOUT IT 
PHRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday!
*does the 1-2 step/Patra dance the choreographer was teaching Joselyn Monday, even though she an ex strippah and should know how to roll on her own*
BOOGIE
<<MINE IS LONGER!! 
MORNING SWEET FACE
DIMPZ
Dimpz I ain’t mad atcha!
that was Jenie!! 
Bring it in sistafriend
!*LaKErCHiC@*!
:dann:<<ME AFTER WORK WITH MY GIN AND JUICE IN HAND
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ whos the fella n ur gravi???
me dranks MargaitaS!!!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I see the party is off the chain in here
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:rogerrabbit: :butterflybutterfly: :whinewhinewhine:
oooooooooooooooooooh
Oh yeah, Moan-in EveryOnst! *in my Sister Odell voice*
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
BOOGIE <<MINE IS LONGER!!
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truuuuuuue. well mine is short and fat. and to date, zero complaints.
LUVN
U DONT KNOW WHO THIS CHICO IS??? CUUUUULLLLOOO!! 
AY MAMI MIRA QUE TU ESTAS RRICA! **MELTS** ITS PITBULL 
OL SESSY BLUE EYE FREEKY BALD FUKA… MMHMMM !
BOOGIE WELL MINE IS WETTER AND WIDE TOO!! HMMPH!
luVn_liFe… says:
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Hey There!!!
I am arriving to this bday party already drunk so
#106 SOUNDS SO MUSH MORE NAWWSTI THAN I THOUGHT..
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
<<REALLY SAYS CONFESSION TIME!! IM A HARDCORE PINK FAN.. THAT BISH CAN SANG IN MY EAR ALL DAY.. AND I LUVS HER TOMBOYISH LOOK BUT STILL SESSY..
I LuuuuVs Pibk,that woman can Sang,I like Ava Maria,and "THERE YOU GO"
YALL
LETS GO GET THE FAJITAS AND HOT LINKS FOR THE COOKOUT!! 
**SETS THE JELLO SHOTS OUT!!**
Mine is the VERY BESTESTEST
AnG! 
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I think the government should close ALL offices today for two reasons: Firstly because its Friday and secondly because its my Bday weekend..
LUVN I JUST CAME TO REALIZE HOW BIG OF A P!NK FAN I IZ..MY BRO A WEEK AGO TOLD ME “IDK WHO THAT WHITE BISH IS” ME
“OH HELL TO DA FAWKN NAW!!” BROUGHT OUT MY PINK DVD WITH ALL HER VIDEOS ON IT AND LET HIM WATCH IT BY THE END OF IT HE WAS LIKE THIS 
“SHE AINT BAD SHE SESSY TOO.. I LIKES” IM LIKE 
I dont believe it!
SUP SR
!*LaKErCHiC@*! OHHHHHH I didnt look hard enough,It is Armandoooo
he is too SeXXXy!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
BOOGIE WELL MINE IS WETTER AND WIDE TOO!! HMMPH!
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PROVE IT !
I’m ready Laker, but let me first climb into this life size bday cake! #buttercreme
BOOGIE
UMM.. BRANG THEM ON THEN 
#NOTONEWITHTHEBOXALAHIS
Please don’t come around
Talkin’ bout that you love me
Cause that love **** just ain’t for me
I don’t wanna hear that you adore me
And I know that all you’re doing is running your mind games
Don’t you know that game’s began
So your best bet is to be straight with me
So you say you wanna talk, let’s talk
If you won’t talk I’ll walk, yeah it’s like that
Got a new man, he’s waiting out back
Now what! Whatcha’ think about that
Now when I say I’m through I’m through
Basically I’m through with you
Whatcha’ wanna say
Had to have it your way, had to play games
Now you’re begging me to stay
There u go, lookin’ pitiful
Just because I let you go
There u go, talkin’ bout you want me back
But sometimes it be’s like that, so
There u go, talkin’ bout you miss me so
That you love me so
Why I let you go
Yeah you know cause your lies got old
Look at you, there u go
Please don’t come around talkin’ bout how you changed
How you said goodbye to what’s her name
All it sounds like to me is new game
[| From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/p/pink-lyrics/there-you-go-lyrics.html |]
And I was right
When I thought I’d be much better off without you
Had to get myself from round you
Cause my life was all about you
So you say you wanna talk, I don’t
Say you wanna change, I won’t
Yeah it’s like that
Had your chance, won’t take you back
Now what! Whatcha’ think about that
When I say I’m through, I’m through
Basically I’m through with you
Whatcha’ wanna say
Had to have it your way, had to play games
Now you’re begging me to stay
There u go, lookin’ pitiful
Just because I let you go
There u go, talkin’ bout you want me back
But sometimes it be’s like that, so
There u go, talkin’ bout you miss me so
That you love me so
Why I let you go
Yeah you know cause your lies got old
Look at you, there u go
oh, and Pank is MYBISH !
Na-na-na-na, na-na, na
I wanna start a fight
Na-na-na-na, na-na, na
I wanna start a fight!
So, so what?
I’m still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t need you
And guess what
I’m having more fun
And now that we’re done
I’m gonna show you tonight
I’m alright
I’m just fine
And you’re a tool
So, so what?
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t want you tonight
okayyyyy, we moving to tetas now ? boogie def got the boobgame ON LOCK
BoogieNites: oh, and Pank is MYBISH !
BoogieNites says:
boogie def got the boobgame ON LOCK
Prove it!
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Prove it!
luVn_liFe… says:
BoogieNites says:
boogie def got the boobgame ON LOCK
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Prove it!
gravi change in 5, 4, 3 …
yall missed it ! 
yall mad 
Did anyone hear Dreams responses to Milli slander anyway he came back VICIOUS!
<—— Not
you joke did NOT Amuse me Boogie
i really wanna prove it to u wenches, too
BOOGIE YOU DONT SAY
SHAKE EM!! SHOW EM POP EM IN 
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
<—-signs Phrozen Weekend Holiday petition!
<–signing on-line petition *Note: One more signature makes it legal round these parts 
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BOOGIE PROVE IT YO!!
no, choco, repost the fcukery. pls. and thx.
CHOCO POST THAT **** BISH!!
OL CARE BEAR POP HIS STAR OFF HIS BELLY!! 
#BYTCHMOVE
yallcrazy says:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
<—-signs Phrozen Weekend Holiday petition!
5 or 6 …MILLLON more and we should be good… 
<—Optimism at its finest…
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<–signing on-line petition *Note: One more signature makes it legal round these parts
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Good. now lets see… (add the one carry the three…) we need about
BoogieNites says:
no, choco, repost the fcukery. pls. and thx.
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your getting off topic here
Is this site loading slow?? Or is it my
your getting off topic here
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@Boogie He tweeted it so I will surmise…
You and I know whats going on them niggaz aint dyin for you
When we choose money over love be prepared for the outcome
Love You too those 15 minutes is about up tho
Has been
YEP!
haaaaaa, i’m multitaskn, chicks ! i cant go to gravatar dotcom @ work, but best bulee i’m on my blkberry tryna make some shyt happen
CHOCO WHAT DID MILLI SAY? WHY DOES SHE TALK?
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Boogie He tweeted it so I will surmise…
You and I know whats going on them niggaz aint dyin for you
When we choose money over love be prepared for the outcome
Love You too those 15 minutes is about up tho
Has been
YEP!
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damn.
@Lakes
Milli just keep tweeting dumb chit like he’s an absent Dad why I don’t know that bish is hella STUPID
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
your getting off topic here
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back on topic (it is sex right? Okay new story!)
There were no words exchanged on the elevator to Camron’s Penthouse. Jayden felt she would bolt out the door and to her car as soon as the door opened if he’d let her hand go. Camron sensed her hesitation and held her hand more firmly. “I’m not letting you go until I’ve tasted every inch of you, understand?” He stated. Jayden swallowed hard feeling a little intimidated. Camron’s place was nicely decorated to a man’s taste with warm browns and tans with a few splashes of color here and there…. The usual man’s first love a huge LED TV in the front room. Camron softly led her to his room which was as big as the front room with accompanying lounging area. Still holding her hand he reached with his other for the remote. With one click Tank’s masculine voice flowed out of the system as Jayden’s favorite song began to play. “James, I, I don’t want to mislead you.” Jayden said hesitating in the moment. “First off, the name is Camron. James is the name I give to women I have no real interest in.” He said and started kissing her neck. “But you don’t understand. I’m see, I’m about to…” Jayden stammered. “I know, I understand.” Camron slid his hand over her left hand and tapped her ring on her finger. “If I never see you again, I will relish in the moment knowing I made love to the woman of my dreams tonight.” he said as Tanks song began “Set the mood, light the candles and bring the wine….
Heres a real sex story
Me and my HOMIE had sex the other night – banging dog style in the back of his HUMMER – lets not forget about the part of him asking me when he can release and I kept saying NO! out of breath feeling GOOD #TRUE STORY
Judge ME!
Camron dropped the remote and softly wrapped his arms around Jayden. I’m wanting you..been having this feeling for sometime now.” Tank continued. Camron stared intently into Jayden’s eyes as he placed his hands on her shoulder and slowly slipped off her rob. “Come on in, take off your coat stay awhile” Tank crooned. Camron leaned in to taste her lips for the first time. Jayden closed her eyes in anticipation. A moment had past without the touch of his lips and Jayden opened her eyes to find Camron staring at her. “You have beautiful eyes.” Camron said softly. “I want you to keep them open and watch everything I’m about to do to you.” “I been waiting for this day just so we can make looove slowly!” Tank flowed. Camron lowered his lips to Jayden and sweetly sipped them, pecked them, took his tongue and lightly flicked her bottom lip, and finally capturing her lips with his never breaking eye contact. The spell he had over Jayden was maddening. She struggled to keep her eyes open, but every movement of his tongue every moan from his hips, every grind of his hips made her eyes roll with desire. He had her, to do what he please. He used his fingers to crumple her satin baby doll in his hands raising it to expose her delicate baby blue and white laced thong. Holding the fabric in one hand, he reached to caress her bottom and bring her closer to him. Releasing the satin his hand joined the other on her bottom firmly gripping and rubbing. He used his fingers to slide down the back path of her thong to land on her moist spot and pressed in. Jayden’s legs began to give in. Camron intensified his lip service as he slipped her thong off. A primal moan escaped Camron’s lips and landed on hers causing her to quiver. In a blink, he had released her from the kiss, and slipped her baby doll over her head and returned in one motion
CHOCO
O SHAIT!! WAS THE THE RIVER MAWWWNSTER!! DID U BITE THE STEERING WHEEL? 
im out of here til later
Amber Rose FACE is
Y’all always being fass in the ass.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Heres a real sex story
Me and my HOMIE had sex the other night – banging dog style in the back of his HUMMER – lets not forget about the part of him asking me when he can release and I kept saying NO! out of breath feeling GOOD #TRUE STORY
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OH TRUE Stories…
Okay so lastnight after my tecky snatched my skirt and panties down he pushed me to the couch and began eating me like he just didn’t eat 30 minute ago at the resturant(read previous comments) He then got up took off his pants grabbed me up laid on his coffee table and told me to hop on it…
I never rode a coffee table before…
Here’s more of what Dream said:
Love You too. Those 15 minutes are almost up though boo!
Has Been!
Publicity Stunt. Are people really this Stupid. If I had a serious issue concerning care for a loved one. I’d call the source…
She had a plan to come up before she met me I called her on it. Go digging for gold u might find it.. But its hard to carry that much weight
He also called in to Philly’s Hot 107.9 to speak with Q Deezy today and although he said he didn’t care to speak on Christina slamming his parenting skills, he did claim that he’s been emailing her and she doesn’t email him back. He also said that she changed after she signed with Cash Money.
On whether he cares to say anything about Christina Milian slamming his parenting skills:
No, I don’t wish to say nothing about it. It is what it is.
On when was the last time he and Christina spoke:
I emailed her several times, she hasn’t emailed me back.
On her signing to Cash Money:
She’s a different person since she signed though.
Why he doesn’t want to speak on the Christina Milian drama:
We have kids that are involved in a different way, so the things that we say come back to them. So it’s more people than myself. So I can’t just get out and say whatever it is I wanna say. I’m quite sure that everybody knows that I have a way with words and if I wanted to say everything that I wanted to say, it would be devastating to a lot of people. I just choose not to do that. What’s the point? When things are real, when it comes to down to children in a household or if you got a problem with somebody, you pick up the phone and call them. If I ain’t got a phone call, that means that somebody’s on something else. I can’t do nothing about that.
I wish Christina the best on her debut and hopefully her career takes off and she gets exactly what she deserves.
After the tweets from The Dream and his radio interview, Christina posted to her twitter:
Don’t listen to lies from LIARS. I wish sometimes I could really let everyone know what I know.
StayBlessed?. I got God on my side. All I need.
What u r reading is only a taste of the trash in my email. I have them all saved. Eventually u stop responding to stupidity. & stop caring
Get Some Class..
DID U BITE THE STEERING WHEEL?
@Lakes
Yeah River Monster No I was NUDE in the back seat
OH TRUE Stories…
Okay so lastnight after my tecky snatched my skirt and panties down he pushed me to the couch and began eating me like he just didn’t eat 30 minute ago at the resturant(read previous comments) He then got up took off his pants grabbed me up laid on his coffee table and told me to hop on it… I never rode a coffee table before…
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WUT WUT WUT WUTTTTT
Part 3
Suddenly, he stopped and stepped away to get a full view of her. There she was in the middle of the room, naked in only heels, heart racing with desire. Watching her reaction, he continued to step back until he was up against the bed. He undid his shirt and allowed it to slide to the floor his muscular chest flexing from the quick breaths of desire. “Walk to me like you did in the club.” He moaned, voice thick and horny. Jayden momentarily felt a little self conscious until he lowered his pants and boxers to reveal his extreme need for her. He was nice below the belt.. real nice. Jayden tossed her soft mane and began to strut her thing like she was a size six. “M-M-M-Girl, Damn!” Camron growled as he sat back onto the bed watching the show with eyes dark with need and his manhood on the verge of explosion. Jayden felt powerful and super sexy as her stilettos glided her to the object of her desire. Camron lay back on the bed and reached for her. He grabbed his hands and lay on top of him reclaiming the kisses she lost a few minutes ago. Camron’s hands were hungry and they perused her body feverishly. Jayden whimpered and squirmed in his hands. Jayden straddled him and he sat up and began nibbling and sucking her breast. Jayden began grinding on his manhood anxious for the time when he would be inside.
WUT
MAKES IT MORE ESSITING
CHOCO OH I SEE ALA TITANIC.. WAS ANYBODY AROUND?
cant even memba what the fcuk was i doing ?
Choco aka Hippie says:
OH TRUE Stories…
Okay so lastnight after my tecky snatched my skirt and panties down he pushed me to the couch and began eating me like he just didn’t eat 30 minute ago at the resturant(read previous comments) He then got up took off his pants grabbed me up laid on his coffee table and told me to hop on it… I never rode a coffee table before…
<—my kitty cuz he beat it to death
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WUT WUT WUT WUTTTTT
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Girl this Tecky is a monsta! He sits up while Im riding grabs my legs and lays us on the floor and and… and…
@Lakes
in different places other than my home! It was so INTENSE
We were in a parking lot but no one was around – I love
Girl this Tecky is a monsta! He sits up while Im riding grabs my legs and lays us on the floor and and… and… <—my kitty cuz he beat it to death
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First time you experienced that and Im not joking I don't think it is
cant even memba what the fcuk was i doing
**REMINDS U** U WERE GOING TO LET US SEE THE CHICHIS
Oh…. this where the freaky tales are being told.
Part4The Climax
Camron licked and sucked her chest from the collar bone to the mid of her tingling breast. He picked her up and gently rolled her onto her back. He bathed her body with his tongue only stopping to enjoy the look of bliss on Jayden’s face. He trailed his tongue down the middle of her chest to her belly button stopping to kiss and encircle it with his tongue. He then glided to her soft mound that was aching for him. He didn’t hesitate. He dove in licking and rolling her pearl. Jayden couldn’t understand the extreme pleasure she was receiving as no one had ever made her feel like this before, not even Chris. She gripped the bed, shuffled to adjust, trying to hold on to his shoulders, all while whimpered uncontrollably with each flick of his tongue. The pleasure was so intense that when she came, she cried. “Oh yes! Oh yes! She screamed through her tears of ecstasy. Camron continued to lightly nibble as Jayden orgasm subsided. He rose to join her. He began softly messaging her pearl, occasionally slipping a finger inside her moisture. “Either you are hypersensitive, or you’ve never cum before.” He smile wickedly at the disheveled Jayden. Jayden feeling embarrassed in the moment, blushed. Feeling her shy away, he grabbed her more firmly. “Well Ms. Jayden, if you liked that, you’re going to love this!” His eyes were dark with lust as he rose above her. He grabbed her behind her knees and bent her legs until they almost touched her chest. He positioned his monster at her entrance. Jayden was unsure if even the head would fit. Jayden closed her eyes and anticipated the entrance. “Watch me give it to you Jayden.” Camron moaned as he pressed against her opening. Jayden lust heavy eyes barely parted when Camron thrust about a third of it inside her. Her eyes widen and her mouth parted a silent scream of both pleasure and pain. “Oh!” Camron groaned not expecting Jayden to feel that good. Jayden’s softness unleased the beast in him. He was almost out of control as he dug in to her until they touched. Jayden flung her arms around him as he released her legs and laid on her sliding his arms underneath her and gripping her shoulders. “Give it to me baby!” He ordered. Jayden spead her legs giving as much access as she could as he began grinding and crashing down on her. The feeling was so intense the moans and screams became unison. “Oh my God!” Camron growled. Jayden scratched and clawed trying to hold on to the edge of the cliff she was falling off of. Jayden felt confused what’s he doing to her? Her heart was chiming in her ears as her very first carnal orgasm started to engulf her being. “Let it go, Jayden!” Camron commanded on the brink of his own insanity. With that, came a scream from Jayden like no other. Her whole body shook causing Camron to lose his fight and release with her his own carnal shouts of a never felt before orgasm.
WUT GO ON…
Doug and Jackie Christie renewed their vows at a GAY CLUB
Jackie is aware Doug is BI!
GOAT MMHHMM!!
**SITS INDIAN STYLE ** CARE TO SHARE ANY? 
CHOCO THAT OLD BAT SHAIT CRAY BISH!! SHE PROLLY WEARS A STRAP FOR HIM HER OLD MASCULINE ANGRY SELF
Choco aka Hippie says:
Girl this Tecky is a monsta! He sits up while Im riding grabs my legs and lays us on the floor and and… and… <—my kitty cuz he beat it to death
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First time you experienced that and Im not joking I don't think it is
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First time on a coffee table, I had monsta dik, but never a man who is an overall beast sexually. He makes me say stop and don't quit all at the same time
I ain’t good at story telling, but I’ll be 100 with any question you ask.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
cant even memba what the fcuk was i doing
**REMINDS U** U WERE GOING TO LET US SEE THE CHICHIS
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tryna tell u —> worf the w8 
Wet panteez – Check
goat76 says:
I ain’t good at story telling, but I’ll be 100 with any question you ask.
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*rubs hands together*
ooooooooh, Qs
First time on a coffee table, I had monsta dik, but never a man who is an overall beast sexually. He makes me say stop and don’t quit all at the same time
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I feel for you! I pride myself on always having sex with BEAST
yallcrazy says:
Wet panteez – Check
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Well damn it ain’t even noon
goat76 says:
I ain’t good at story telling, but I’ll be 100 with any question you ask.
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Okay so Goat
I know your name means Greatest of all time… but in general.. do you
like a Goat as well? 
SO ONE OF MY AMIGAS TOLD ME SHE DOES NOT ENJOY A GOOD OL WET
DOWN.. SHE TOLD ME THAT HEAD SHOULD ONLY BE FOR MEN.. ME 
DA FAWK? I TOLD HER “UR HUBBY AINT DOING SUMPTING RIGHT.. HER.. HE STOP TRYING AFTER THE FIRST YEAR OF MARRIAGE CUSS I DIDNT ENJOY IT MUCH 
ME “OK THEN.. 
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I’ll be back in 30, going to lunch. I’ll answer when i get back.
I know your name means Greatest of all time… but in general.. do you like a Goat as well?
You wont get to these panties if you don’t have fire in your eyes and yes there aren’t many which is why I have ARCHIVES!
@LAkes
goat76 says:
I’ll be back in 30, going to lunch. I’ll answer when i get back.
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booooooooooooooo *throws popcorn balls at you*
JUST LIKE A FUKN MAN.. LEAVES US WAITING HANGING
Choco aka Hippie says:
First time on a coffee table, I had monsta dik, but never a man who is an overall beast sexually. He makes me say stop and don’t quit all at the same time
I kicked it with this one dude who would alway put off having sex until I found out wWWWWWHYYYYY
If you don’t get that toothpick out my face!
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I feel for you! I pride myself on always having sex with BEAST
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sorry I can’t say the same
him lil ole peen was no bigger than this “l” I looked at it like
goat76 says:
I’ll be back in 30, going to lunch. I’ll answer when i get back.
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yew fawkn kiddn me ?
@Lakes,
Damn, that’s worse than being asexual..
OAN: Heeeeyyy to all who spoke
him lil ole peen was no bigger than this “l” I looked at it like If you don’t get that toothpick out my face!
those are usually the men who wanna eat you out for hrsssssss. 
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@GOAT see it that shyt right there
ask a question and leaves me hanging… I’m going to lunch too then 
I’ll be back at 1:00 with another story…
those are usually the men who wanna eat you out for hrsssssss.
Ain’t that the fluckin’ truth..
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BIBI I ASK THAT SAME QUESTION AND SHE DID THIS
“U ACT LIKE A DUDE LAKEZ U REALLY DO..” ME 
@WUT
But yeah I had a need dyck but not many like you can’t tell when you look at man if he is good or not?
my bad needle dyck
Eazy says:
him lil ole peen was no bigger than this “l” I looked at it like If you don’t get that toothpick out my face!
Okay I’m gone be back in an hour
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those are usually the men who wanna eat you out for hrsssssss.
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And thats what he did and then pulled out this thing I if it wasn’t for the fact it was brown, I couldnt tell from the hairs that surrounded it.
Eazy says:
him lil ole peen was no bigger than this “l” I looked at it like If you don’t get that toothpick out my face!
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those are usually the men who wanna eat you out for hrsssssss.
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any of u experienced a wee man puttn it down ?
but not many like you can’t tell when you look at man if he is good or not?
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I can…thats why I only date guys who slightly bowlegged and hv that slight bulge in the front
@Lakes
She needs to “get around” or something cuz ain’t NO DAMN WAY if dude does it right u don’t like I refuse..
any of u experienced a wee man puttn it down ?
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he tried..i laughed(in my head) and put on the best show
Choco aka Hippie says:
@WUT
But yeah I had a need dyck but not many like you can’t tell when you look at man if he is good or not?
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Dyckdar???
203.
. 
SMALL PEEN
THEY USUALLY ARE VERY GOOD AT 
THO.. BUT AFTHER THAT I NEEDS TO BE POUNDED NOT POKED! 
<<THE SADS
I can…thats why I only date guys who slightly bowlegged and hv that slight bulge in the front
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Its different tho its his aura about him a look in his eyes its totally different from the bulge
@Boogie
I don’t think its dyckdar its a feeling
a look in his eyes its totally different from the bulge
LAWD BABY HEEEY ZEEEUSSS THAT SESSY LOOK THAT DOMINANT “I GOT IT IM GOING TO SHOW U” NO WORDS NEEDED **SWOONS**
^^ THIS!!!! YAAAAAAAZZ!!
^^ THIS!!!! YAAAAAAAZZ!! LAWD BABY HEEEY ZEEEUSSS THAT SESSY LOOK THAT DOMINANT “I GOT IT IM GOING TO SHOW U” NO WORDS NEEDED **SWOONS**
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BINGO!
OH SNAP
MMHHMM
I LUVS THAT SAWWNG!
UUUH ITS SUMPTING ABOUT JUST SUMPTING ABOUT THE WAY SHE MOVES I CANT FIGURE IT OUT ITS SOMETHING ABOUT HER UH ITS SOMETHING ABOUT A WOMAN WHO WANT U BUT DONT NEED U..
a look in his eyes its totally different from the bulge
to be all in his eyes..I cant even focus most of the time 
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heck no, Im usually too
buuuuuutt I always watch the way a man walks…thats how I know if he is carrying a load
CHOCO HOLD ME
I MEMBER THAT LOOK THAT FEELING THAT TINGLE HE GAVE A BISH SOON AS I GOT THAT LOOK **SWOONS** NOTHING LIKE IT.. THE WAY HE CARRIED HIMSELF.. HIS LOOK HIS CALM SMOOTH **CLUTCHES PEARL** 
Choco, that was BB
I have the gift (9.6 times out of 10, i already know what it will be hittn for too 
)
@Boogie
K my bad 
9.6 huh 
CHOCO HOLD ME I MEMBER THAT LOOK THAT FEELING THAT TINGLE HE GAVE A BISH SOON AS I GOT THAT LOOK **SWOONS** NOTHING LIKE IT.. THE WAY HE CARRIED HIMSELF.. HIS LOOK HIS CALM SMOOTH **CLUTCHES PEARL**
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Yes Maam and I can’t detect that look or steez Im not that into you
more than a look, when he courts u right, does the little things that count, is always available, engages you in meaningful convo, doesnt press the sex issue, gives compliments often, talks bout the future and “us” and “we” EARLY, odds are, the peen is negligible
#farfromjadedandorbitter #straighstatistics
Eazy, u crackn me up yo !
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
goat76 says:
I ain’t good at story telling, but I’ll be 100 with any question you ask.
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Okay so Goat
I know your name means Greatest of all time… but in general.. do you
like a Goat as well? 
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I’ve always strive to be the best at whatever I’m doing, from washing dishes to glazin doughnuts. I don’t literally munch on it like a goat eats but I’m greedy like one, I do get ears deep.
#ATPE
there go Goat clocking back in .. LATE !
annnnnnnnd ears deep, u say ? 
Yes!! Deep like R.Kelly’s face was in that girl’s a$$. I know you saw the tape.
more than a look, when he courts u right, does the little things that count, is always available, engages you in meaningful convo, doesnt press the sex issue, gives compliments often, talks bout the future and “us” and “we” EARLY, odds are, the peen is negligible #farfromjadedandorbitter #straighstatistics
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Wake up you’re in America
heck no, Im usually too to be all in his eyes..I cant even focus most of the time
buuuuuutt I always watch the way a man walks…thats how I know if he is carrying a load
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OH!
yea, of course i saw it. do u get down like dat, Goat ?
Let me be clear, I haven’t licked the bootyhole on purpose(I would like to save something for marriage, if that’s what the wife wants). I don’t mess with underage females, but I pride myself on doing a good job of making sure she is satisfied.
GOAT!
#CarryOn
@Goat
What are some things you wished your wife hadn’t experienced prior to marrying you?
#Ineedtoknowwhatliestotell
Bootcampgirl says:
those are usually the men who wanna eat you out for hrsssssss.
Ain’t that the fluckin’ truth..
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Not always the case, but I believe there are cases out there. I ain’t going down there half stepping, I usually pack a lunch, so relax and enjoy the ride.
@Boogie ;-)
AAAANNNND IM Back
So Goat.. your oral skill are on point…tell me..how tall are you when you are lying down?
are you a “Well rounded” manwhen you are standing up? Do you stand slightly to the left or the right or do you stand up straight and tall 
Bella’s Master says:
@Goat
What are some things you wished your wife hadn’t experienced prior to marrying you?
#Ineedtoknowwhatliestotell
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I pretty much want her to be experienced. I don’t need all the details or body count. But I need her to respect herself.
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
AAAANNNND IM Back
So Goat.. your oral skill are on point…tell me..how tall are you when you are lying down?
are you a “Well rounded” manwhen you are standing up? Do you stand slightly to the left or the right or do you stand up straight and tall 
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Stands straight and tall(my guess Im average in length 6-7in maybe 8 if I drop the last 30lbs), blessed with some girth tho.
*PUTS TURKEY BURGA DOWN. *PICKS UP
Have you ever had the STP? Suck Twist and Pop?
Which feels better to you ice or altoids when she sings?
WUT’s a nut
and 
(lilbirdie told me poprocks ROCK !)
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Have you ever had the STP? Suck Twist and Pop?
Which feels better to you ice or altoids when she sings?
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I prefer no-hands, some of y’all don’t know your own strength. Suck, twist, and Pop = I think I just nutted…brb.
Halls was the bomb