Morning Wood: Ryan Lochte (by request)

A loyal reader writes:

Hey Sandra,
I usually never get jealous, but when I saw all these pics of K. Michelle and Ryan Lochte I was sooo envious at the possibility that he could be dating her under the radar. I mean it’s rare that you find a Caucasian man with money, super attractive, and SWAG. Most Caucasians have 1 of the 3 mentioned. I’ve been watching the Olympics for Ryan only. He is soooo FINE! Ryan Lochte is soooo my type. Those grills in his month when he won the gold medal make me think K. Michelle might be his type of girl. Can you do a morning wood on Ryan Lochte on Monday lol