Morning Wood: Lil Wayne
There is no shortage of loose women willing to service promiscuous rapper Lil Wayne. A groupie named “Princess Saralyn” broke the first 5 rules in Kim Porter’s Gold Digger manuel. Thirsty for attention that she obviously didn’t get from Weezy last night, the “princess” tweeted this intimate pic of the prolific lyricist who, presumably fell asleep after a few minutes of passion.
No doubt Saralyn will get her 14 minutes of fame from the blogs, then she will fade back into obscurity where Weezy plucked her from. I keep telling you rappers about falling asleep before ejecting these groupies from your room.
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Saw this on another site yesterday…and shorty look familiar…she look like she came off of some reality show
Welp, add her to the list of women that will be on this gremlin’s payroll. Bet she says she’s pregnant in about
4 weeks. 
“ewww dat’s nasty”.
Morning EVERYBODY!
Lady CN says:
Bet she says she’s pregnant in about 4 weeks
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4 weeks?
She inhaled his BREFF shortly before taking that pic and was preggars 2 mins and 59 secs later.
I didn’t think he liked the sisters anymore but why do I get the feeling that this pic is old seems like he has more tattoos on his face now then before.
Never go to sleep after sex with a random bish you put they azz out then you go nite nite.
I know one thing, Diwect Teebee gots til Sunday to fuggs with Prynn about getting me my Jose and Steebie J channas back or there is going to be smoke in the gat damn city! Ya heard?
BiBiiiiii
Oh the thirst! These rappers need to start making groupies leave their phone at the doors.
A groupie named “Princess Saralyn”
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Just scrolled back up to look at this. What grown as woman goes by the name ‘Princess’ anything, unless that’s her government name? This chick had warning signs all over her from the get go.
Anyway, mornin’ all!
WERE THE FAWK IS THE WOOD?
AND NO WAYNE AINT CONSIDER WOOD.. MORE LIKE STD STICK! 
“WISH I COULD FAWK EVERYGURRL IN THE WUURLD!
But wait! Wait! WAIT! Isn’t she suppose to be some type of tranny or something?
I KNOW I heard that somewhere. Name sounds familiar.
Morning
Xena
Prynsexxx i see Direct TV isnt showing three channels 5 more are in the works! JK
Boogie
spoke to u downstairs, How r u today??
WOW.. The things that make women proud!!!. yoo Sarahlyn find yo self esteem!!
didn the youngin teyana taylor do this as well with brandon jennings of the milwaukee bucks.. And waka flocka groupie did it too! WHYYYYYYYYYY???
of the prolific lyricist who, presumably fell asleep after a few minutes of passion.
No doubt Saralyn will get her 14 minutes of fame from the blogs, then she will fade back into obscurity where Weezy plucked her from. I keep telling you rappers about falling asleep before ejecting these groupies from your room.
Morning all
#hoeshyt
yea prynn, fight the power ! i dunno what i’d do if i was a directTV customey. that whole ordeal is some ol hot bullpoop.
Whose thigh is that her’s or his
Wayne sleeping in them glasses
Now she’s pisst off at **** for posting the picture….LOL!
Bibi!!
<—me & ur darling daughter awww! 
Xena68 says:
Never go to sleep after sex with a random bish you put they azz out then you go nite nite
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They will learn
I think this maybe old too. Looking for his lip piercings. Who does that tho?
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prynsexxx says:
But wait! Wait! WAIT! Isn’t she suppose to be some type of tranny or something? I KNOW I heard that somewhere. Name sounds familiar.
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Say what naw
@Fayla
Hope ur leading, po thing
i hope it was worth it yo
#groupiechit
AND on top of that she’s not really cute just BASIC
Morning All – Is too early for this, BUT…..WHY DOES SHE HAVE zillon strecth marks on her titays. TOO YOUNG FOR THAT.
first 5 rules in Kim Porter’s Gold Digger manuel.
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prynsexxx says:
I know one thing, Diwect Teebee gots til Sunday to fuggs with Prynn about getting me my Jose and Steebie J channas back or there is going to be smoke in the gat damn city! Ya heard?
My kids were even pissed
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I heard about that. They will come to an agreement. I have Dish and Viacom pulled that shyt last year
Couldn’t even put her in the bed tho???
yes, Bibi, i saw it
dont drink coffee usually but this a.m., i indulged. now my tummy is feeln all sorts of WRONG. other than that, i’m coolin 
Bibi
oh she rhythm challenged eh? that’s aiight, i got lil mama 
MsDiva
Blackswan
Ty
GAGuhl
BIBI AWW BONITA!
I LUVS THE COLORS ON HER DRESS!! 
@LuvnLife
What three channels? Funny thing is, I don’t even watch TV like that, but I KNOW my Jose and Steebie J channa wasn’t on yesterday. So I called Diwect and asked “whatcha gonna do about it?”. They gave me 6 months free Showtime.
My dumbas$ (not knowing the channels b/c again I don’t watch TV like that) didn’t realize that Showtime ain’t got shyt on! I shoulda asked for HBO or a “cre****”. SMH
#basicteebee
Jenie & Lil Jenie
Fayla, Ty, luVn_liFe, Boogie, prynsexxx, lakes everbody
Morning @ luVn_liFe
Is that her thigh or waynes
that look like her crispy ashy thigh 
Thanks Jenie
oh we tambout DirecTv??
BITCHES! i needs my Martin dammit 
GaGirl
prynsexxx says:
I know one thing, Diwect Teebee gots til Sunday to fuggs with Prynn about getting me my Jose and Steebie J channas back or there is going to be smoke in the gat damn city! Ya heard?
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And my SpongeBob
#JudgeMe
GMMMMMMMMMM Sandra
GM SR fam!
FayFay
MsDiva
LoveZoe
Boogie
Pryn
Laker (cuteeeeeeee bambina)
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*smh* @ Lil Wayne being morning wood tho!!
bwaaaahahahahaa!
I’m out to start my day yall…..
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Usual Suspect says:
Morning All – Is too early for this, BUT…..WHY DOES SHE HAVE zillon strecth marks on her titays. TOO YOUNG FOR THAT.
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AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT
Thanks @LAKes
lady_cn says:
A groupie named “Princess Saralyn”
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Ghetto royalty is real LOL
Scrappy-Prince of the South
Ciara-Princess of Crunk n B (and monkey feet)
Lil Jon -King of Crunk
TI- Hes just the phucking KING homey
Mary J-Queen of Hip Hop Soul
Tasia-Princess of Unlimited Talk & Text
Who did I forget
prynsexxx says:
@LuvnLife
What three channels? Funny thing is, I don’t even watch TV like that, but I KNOW my Jose and Steebie J channa wasn’t on yesterday. So I called Diwect and asked “whatcha gonna do about it?”. They gave me 6 months free Showtime.
My dumbas$ (not knowing the channels b/c again I don’t watch TV like that) didn’t realize that Showtime ain’t got shyt on! I shoulda asked for HBO or a “cre****”. SMH
#basicteebee
GAGIRL87 says:
Whose thigh is that her’s or his
^^^^^^^^^^^^
gagirl. you stoopid.
Top notch hoes get the MOST not the LESSER!!!!
Ya’ll have direct TV
Charter Cable and I love them 
got my son looking crazy bc he aint got his Nick Jr
Did Ty say Fantasia was the QUEEN of unlimted talk & text
I’m weak 
EEESSSPONGE BOOB!!
I LUVS HIS AZZ AND PATRICK BE ON THAT GUUD GUUD 
WITH A BIG BOWL OF FROSTED FLAKES ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY MAWWNING!! #YEEEYYEAH!
Ty says:
Tasia-Princess of Unlimited Talk & Text
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Fukery so early??
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
got my son looking crazy bc he aint got his Nick Jr
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Houston that would be a problem for real, Nick Jr, my babysitter while I am cooking
I heard about that. They will come to an agreement. I have Dish and Viacom pulled that shyt last year My kids were even pissed
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My son broke down the list to me yesterday
BET
Centric (I CAN”T BE MISSIN UNSUNG)
VH1 (Sandra got our back on L&HH)
MTV
That and 21 or 22 channels
All the shiat a 15 will surely die without, he said he gonna start a petiion.
BoogieNites says:
GAGIRL87 says:
Whose thigh is that her’s or his
^^^^^^^^^^^^
gagirl. you stoopid.
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@boogie you know that thigh ashy a$$ f.uck
prynsexxx says:
@LuvnLife
… They gave me 6 months free Showtime. My dumbas$ (not knowing the channels b/c again I don’t watch TV like that) didn’t realize that Showtime ain’t got shyt on! I shoulda asked for HBO or a “cre****”. SMH
#basicteebee
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Weeds, bew
GAGIRL87 says:
Top notch hoes get the MOST not the LESSER!!!!
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gm!!
CALI-MAE!
Ghetto royalty is real LOL
Tasia-Princess of Unlimited Talk & Text
&DEAD @ THIS ^^^^^^^^^ SHAT RAT HERE!
GAGIRL87 says:
BoogieNites says:
GAGIRL87 says:
Whose thigh is that her’s or his
^^^^^^^^^^^^
gagirl. you stoopid.
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@boogie you know that thigh ashy a$$ f.uck
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OHoney
@Boogie
I was told I need to learn the ins and outs of Sookie (True Blood) and her whorish ways, so therefore I need HBO.
OHoney says:
Ty says:
Tasia-Princess of Unlimited Talk & Text
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Fukery so early??
^^^^^
too much yo. 
prynsexxx says:
@LuvnLife
… They gave me 6 months free Showtime. My dumbas$ (not knowing the channels b/c again I don’t watch TV like that) didn’t realize that Showtime ain’t got shyt on! I shoulda asked for HBO or a “cre****”. SMH
#basicteebee
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Showtime is wack but they have a show called the Borgia’s it’s good
Showtime. My dumbas$ (not knowing the channels b/c again I don’t watch TV like that) didn’t realize that Showtime ain’t got shyt on! I shoulda asked for HBO or a “cre****”. SMH
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Ask for a premium channel, Credit for what? The other 5 channels they gonna have left?
@ prynsexxx True Blood is good I love it! but I am weird so
3 things I got a prollem with:
This bish has the chest of a 12 yo boy.
You coulda took Wayne’s glasses off. How fuggin RUDE
Bish you need to wear a bang at ALL times. ALL TIMES.
Nah
that the groupie crispy ass thigh up there 
That thigh is wayyyy darker than her face 
prynsexxx says:
@Boogie
I was told I need to learn the ins and outs of Sookie (True Blood) and her whorish ways, so therefore I need HBO.
^^^^^^^^^^
#itriedtoo
Boogie dont do vampires and shyt
KDub says:
Bish you need to wear a bang at ALL times. ALL TIMES.
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Between Morning Worm and Princess Tasia… I am completely done for the day…
Top notch hoes get the MOST not the LESSER!!!!
Shout out to Tasia-Princess of Unlimited Talk & Text – Wonders if she could be there new spokesperson
Morning Billionaire Fayla
Wayne should only be seen from that angle. Looks rather human up there..
As for this chick…Ew.
Morning to those that speak to moi and fck you to those that don’t.
GAGIRL87 says:
@ prynsexxx True Blood is good I love it! but I am weird so
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U like twilight
Cause I freaking love twilight 
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KDub says:
3 things I got a prollem with:
This bish has the chest of a 12 yo boy.
You coulda took Wayne’s glasses off. How fuggin RUDE
Bish you need to wear a bang at ALL times. ALL TIMES
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Can I just say that Weezy has way more tattoos on his face than that…where is the red “I AM MUSIC” tat…or the cross n the middle of the forehead…I know its a tough angle to see from but I analyzed this pic all last nite and I’m not buyin what Pryncess is selling…this pic old as fawk and she jst bitter cuz Weezy aint checkin for her no mo…welp. that what my 2 cents…change please…!!!!
Oh…and heyyyyyy all yalll that I know…if ur still here…i dnt knw half these names on here now…but hey to yall too…**looks for LAKER to smack her on the azz**
@Cali
I’d rather have the cre**** than the Teebee channas, b/c again, I don’t watch TV like that. My cable could be cut off for a few days and I wouldn’t know it. But come Monday night 8 PM EST…..I’m front and damn center.
@GA Girl
My BF LOOOOVVVVEEESSSS IT! I can’t talk, terch, look, sniff, suck him while it’s on.
FAYLA
<<< the forbidden dance
YSO
@ Yso
My 7 yo is so fuggin SAD without her Nick channas. I reminded @Pryn last night of the time when Noggin went off the air and came back as Nick Jr back when she was 4…she was DEVASTATED. Asked her daddy to just take her tv OUT her room. In OVA words…. this ish is WORFFLESS without Noggin
17yo was tryna tell her that it got other channels other than Noggin and she was looking at her like “bish SPARE me”
Prynsexxx Boogie yall i was kidding about the other channels
Bibi why you take the lil miniMe down??
Ghetto royalty is real LOL
Scrappy-Prince of the South
Ciara-Princess of Crunk n B (and monkey feet)
Lil Jon -King of Crunk
TI- Hes just the phucking KING homey
Mary J-Queen of Hip Hop Soul
Tasia-Princess of Unlimited Talk & Text
Who did I forget ?
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Bobby Brown-The Kind of R and B
I log on to foolishness this morning!!
Good Morning Everybody!
*King, oops
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
GAGIRL87 says:
@ prynsexxx True Blood is good I love it! but I am weird so
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U like twilight Cause I freaking love twilight
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Yeah I’ve watched ALL of the twilight movies the last one she gave birth right
S/N Sookie a hoe
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
LESSBBBBBB MI AMOR!!
U KNOWZ ME FAWK ERRBODY ELSE!! 
HOW U BE? HOW IS MY SON DOINGZ?
oh yeah and …. Trina-The Diamond Princess
Hey Fayla good morning everyone
Watched Unsung Full Force last night I never knew they wrote R&B songs…. ya learn something everyday
Yso Morning
17yo was tryna tell her that it got other channels other than Noggin and she was looking at her like “bish SPARE me”
Prynnnnn I’m the same way, barely watch TV but I cut my TV on in the morning as I’m getting ready and SpongeBob was nowhere to be found!!
I’m gonna write a letter
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prynsexxx says:
@Cali
I’d rather have the cre**** than the Teebee channas, b/c again, I don’t watch TV like that. My cable could be cut off for a few days and I wouldn’t know it. But come Monday night 8 PM EST…..I’m front and damn center.
@GA Girl
My BF LOOOOVVVVEEESSSS IT! I can’t talk, terch, look, sniff, suck him while it’s on.
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She looks disappointed
She dumb…..she supposed to get pregnant first #BasicBish
Moanin folks!!
Trendsetter says:
Saw this on another site yesterday…
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yep, mediafakeout
KDub says:
3 things I got a prollem with:
This bish has the chest of a 12 yo boy.
You coulda took Wayne’s glasses off. How fuggin RUDE
Bish you need to wear a bang at ALL times. ALL TIMES
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I
KDub
OOOOH Dear LORD LAKES WHO IS THAT BEAUTIFUL DIMPLY BABY IN YOUR GRAVI! I WANT TO BUST THROUGH THE COMPUTER AND NIBBLE THOSE CHEEKS!!!
Luvnlife says:
Prynsexxx Boogie yall i was kidding about the other channels
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WHET? You can’t be playin bout this here Diwect sitchiation. Folks got rachetness to lay eyes on! Kids and mammy’s alike got cartoons to watch! LOL
@Bibi
YES SHE IS! LOL
didn’t whitney call Bob-bay the original king of pop
PHROOOOOO
HEWO!
<< THAT BE MY LITTLE LAKER CHICA
@Laker
I am so glad I left DirecTv, I know this is Viacom fault, but them suckers modern day loan sharks.
OH.. BACK TO THE HEAUX IN THE PIC ABOVE… There is a saying in our hood.. you don’t pay a heaux for sex… you pay they ass to leave… She must be waiting on her check…
WHET? You can’t be playin bout this here Diwect sitchiation. Folks got rachetness to lay eyes on! Kids and mammy’s alike got cartoons to watch! LOL
I see Prynsexxx
LaKErCHiC@*! says:
<< THAT BE MY LITTLE LAKER CHICA
precious simply precious!
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Girl that pic does something to me! I want to laugh out loud with her! AWWW
Pryn you can watch Weeds on Showtime and Dexter is the Chit and boxing
@Ohoney
I turn my radio on in the morning. Teebee hardly gets any play at the crib. The music channa is played on Saturday afternoon/evenings, thats about it.
HEYYYY Phrozen!
<—-me trying to wink but the botox hasn't settled…
Phro
LaKErCHiC@*! !!! another pic,Same baby??
She is So Damn Edible!!!!
omg
@WUT
@bibi
@Luvnlife
LOL
@MrsLoveleigh
My BFF (TV head btw) tried to get me into Dexter AND Weeds (I do believe) but I sit there looking at the TV like Cuba Gooding in “Radio”.
#uhhduh
mrsloveleigh says:
Pryn you can watch Weeds on Showtime and Dexter is the Chit and boxing
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The only reason I have showtime is because of DEXTER MORGAN!
*my BF
LUVN
SAME BABY IM SHARING MY ALBUM OF MY BEBE WITH YALL.. 
SHE WILL FO EVA BE THAT CHUNKY LITTLE BEBE TO ME! 
#THINGSMOMMYSDO!
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
You don’t pay a heaux for sex… you pay they ass to leave…
I aint nevah heard that.
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@BoyWonder… Did we get the gig we wanted?
DONT SLEEP. showtime has some shows pple:
weeds, shameless, californication, house of lies, dexter, nurse jackie, the real l word
it’s my fave premium channel
Hello everyone, this pic has to be old, she is sad and he:hump:on the sofa:haha:what a shame.
awww Lakes…that baby is a cutie pie! Love those cheeks
@Boogie
He DID turn me on to Californication. But other than that….
BoogieNites says:
DONT SLEEP. showtime has some shows pple:
weeds, shameless, californication, house of lies, dexter, nurse jackie, the real l word
it’s my fave premium channel
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Boogie……The hubby watches Californication…I’ve watched some episodes but it don’t compare to DEXTER. 
MSDIVA
THANKS HER AND THEM BIG DIMPLEZ SHE GET IT FROM MY SISTER WIFE DIMPZ 
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
MSDIVA THANKS HER AND THEM BIG DIMPLEZ SHE GET IT FROM MY SISTER WIFE DIMPZ
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Love them dimples………I wanna pinch em!
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
OH.. BACK TO THE HEAUX IN THE PIC ABOVE… There is a saying in our hood.. you don’t pay a heaux for sex… you pay they ass to leave… She must be waiting on her check…
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She looks like the tranny that kept claiming “it” slept with Chingy….
I think that’s her.
@nikke They had me interview again on this past Tuesday…So we STILL
……
divaaaaaa, cc: pryn –>> dexter is awesome
my fave character is vince masuka’s ol perverted azz. 
californication is actually fading but imma still watch the new season. fux w/ duchovny. now SHAMELESS ? i need for EVERYONE to watch this show and tell me u didnt get a kick out of it cuz u’d be a damn lie. it is THEE BEST ! 
..
MsDivaRo says:
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I’ll be even later than you because I haven’t read it yet…I keep hearing things about it.
Is it any better than the Urban fiction books that are out?
@Boogie, masuka perverted azz is pretty funny! Dexter don’t play and I love it when he is ready to go in for a KILL! Shameless is with William Macy, right? I tried watching that but didn’t get into it but maybe I need to give it another chance. Duchovny is sessy as hell!
That garden tool is NOT CUTE!
@BoyWonder They playing with our emotions.
prynsexxx says:
But wait! Wait! WAIT! Isn’t she suppose to be some type of tranny or something? I KNOW I heard that somewhere. Name sounds familiar.
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I thought the same thing but I did the research she’s an actually female. So after leaking her own photos she’s nw blasting the blogs saying “someone” leaked it. Sure chile. See Princess is now mad cause Wayne has a no media policy and she just messed it up for all the potential black groupies cause we all know Wayne likes them LSLH
bnatural says:
MsDivaRo says:
I’m on the late boat but I just started reading Fifty Shades of Grey and I can’t put it down.
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I’ll be even later than you because I haven’t read it yet…I keep hearing things about it.
Is it any better than the Urban fiction books that are out?
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I just started is last night so nothing juicy has happened yet…just the introduction of the characters. It better be good as I’ve heard….This is an erotica book like what Zane writes, so it better be just as good. I’ll let you know as I read further.
really divaaaa ???
give it another chance please, and start from the 1st episode, 1st season. that william h. macy deserves an award.
@Nikke Yeah I was like what kinda Whodini-Jedi mind tricks they on?! three weeks no word then can you come in for another interview?! I was confused as shyt sitting there then I went to game mode…
I STILL haven’t read 50 Shades. All three are sitting on my dresser, nicely stacked………and collecting dust.
And @Boogie I got six months to watch whatever Showtime has to offer. LOL
prynsexxx says:
I STILL haven’t read 50 Shades. All three are sitting on my dresser, nicely stacked………and collecting dust.
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prynsexxx, you are like me. I have hard copy books that I purchased months ago that I still need to read. I was messing around on the ipad and decided to buy 50 shades so I am determined to read and finish it. Get to reading!!!!!
Smunky
i’m bout to cop that 50 shades cuz the roses keep
(really chatting) about it. *sigh b/c i gotta few unread ones that i’ve already purchased. 
My daughters girlfriend has it and she was like I have all three I was like I didn’t know it was a series #CRAY she said she can’t put the book down but for some odd reason I probably won’t read it this year cuz everyone is talking about it #CRAZY I KNOW!
Darnit @DivaRo
Thing is, the chick that loaned them to me (a month or two ago) is meeting up with me this evening for happy hour. I KNOW she is going to ask me have I read them.
What was the purpose of even taking the pic in the first place? To remind herself she spread em open for wayne? or to show all her lil friends? Either way, that is some groupie ish right there..
Funny how she waited for him to fall asleep to act in true groupie fashion.
I agree,,, cell phones, cameras, any divice that can take a pic should be left with security… But then what would we laugh at???
He is the type you are supposed get what you’re gonna get and deal with him behind closed doors (real late at night).
These new-age groupies are ass ass backwards.
still
because she’s proud and ish 
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Everybody make sure you’re correctly registered to vote
Phro
I’mma claim that JOB right now yo!
15th interview(same place) right?
Reginae looks just like him.
mouf breather
Overdone makeup always looks just right the next day.