Morning Wood: Kris Humphries
Kim Kardashian’s stooge estranged husband Kris Humphries showed off his pecs as he partied with his hard leg friends in Miami Beach over the weekend. Humphries, who re-signed a lucrative contract with the NJ Nets, wore his grey jogging pants sagging off his butt, revealing his Calvin Klein briefs– to the delight of the men who couldn’t take their eyes off of him.
Photo: MCCFL / Splash News
Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian and her bestie Kanye West were spotted at a recording studio on the other side of Miami. Kim wore black lingerie over a sheer lace bra, and Christian Louboutin animal print booties.
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Gross @KH
Kim looks like she just rolled out of bed. Da fvk?!
I like her shoes that’s all O got
YASSSS chris. Looking good. btw sandra you need to shade kim and her kitchen duties…http://standrivel.com/2012/07/lil-kim-takes-her-rightful-place-in-the-kitchen/
Now Sandra,
, Kris isn’t ANYONE’S “MORNING WOOD” 
SMH
Saw Kim sex tape she sucks at sucking peen by the way
and looks like a dry dead fluck too …
MORE LIKE MORNING TOOTHPICK… DA FAWK IS THIS?
Saw Kim sex tape she sucks at sucking peen by the way
^^
Kim just proves that she will do anything to be with a man. Since she has been with Koonye he has had her looking very tacky. The only think that’s the same is the full Depends diaper she keeps on dragging around behind her.
If it’s hot enough to wear that shirt, how can it be cold enough to wear those shoes at the same time? Is it summer or winter where she is?
Ewww..I don’t want to see her sex tape…some things I’d rather not know! Now, how was everyone’s weekend? We got to get this thing popping my ADHD acting up!
Where is da WOOD???…all I see is a TWIG
Kris is paler than milk of magnesia dried up on the side of the bottle.
(least his draws look clean
Kim look like she just got off the track from a hard nights work.
Something is VERY off with Kris he’s not cute
Kim looks a hot mess what is up with this whole ensemble, but those booties are KUTE other than that no ma’am her fashion game has been OFF since Mrs. Kayne stepped on the scene
IDC how many x-rays Kim takes to prove her azz is real, her azz to thigh ratio just don’t equal real azz to me.
TUUUDAY IS DRRRAGIN YO!!
SUUMBODY ANYBODY.. AWW FAKW IT.. 
fvck is kim wearing tho
it’s Baby Huey
where’s he at? a frat party? *does a handstand on the keg*
candi – Famous Amos – Whew chile I ain’t had them in a minute. *sigh
@cali me either, but i got some the other day yo! with some milk…i had to struggle to eat only the suggested serving size
ewww. kris.
kimk lks stoopid (always lks ike she’s doing the walk of shame)
** arent those the redbottoms chad gave ev a couple seasons ago on bbw ?
@Candi – Suggested serving size like 5 to 7? Maybe I’ll eat some while on the tread mill. Nahh you got eat those on the couch with dim light.
RUDE WELCOME TO HILLARY CLINTON Protesters chant “Monica” and hurl tomatoes at the secretary of state’s motorcade. ^^
“BISH U COULDNT HANDLE A DACK.. FAWK IS THE ONE THAT COULD!!” 
Hey baby girl
Morning wood? More like morning “rust”. I don’t find Kris particularly attractive at all.
KANYE TOLD THAT ARSE BE READY IN 5 AND YOU AINT GOT TIME FOR ALL THAT PRIMPIN SHIAT ETIHER-LOL!!! LET’S GO!!
PO BABY-SHE’S EMBARASSED BY HER APPEARANCE SHE’S NOT USE TO BEING PHOTOGRAPHED LIKE THIS, EVEN BEFORE AND AFTER WORKING OUT SHE LOOKS MORE PUT TOGETHER THAN THIS
@Lakes, Aw man…I saw that on my TL as well
Kris is not morning wood…. he needs to tighten up.
Kim’s “outfit” is a mess. Shoes are cute but they’ve been out for a while…I’m surprised she’s still wearing them.
@laker – that’s horrible, I like hillary. It take a lot for bish to stay under those conditions.
I know it’s early there, but what you having for lunch today. I don’t feel like going out.
@cali i kept it to 7 :-/ and i ate them in my bed with the lights off and snuggled in my comforter while reading a romance novel on my ipad
BOOGIE IM
LAUGHING.. THEY SHOULD OF THROWN HER AZZ A BLOW JOB GUIDE 
WHY THEY ASK FOR MONICA THO?
oh lookie its Kim the WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
and
@ Kris being mawnin’ wood…chile pwease 
I am absolutely sick of all three of them!!!! And Auntie, if that’s the “morning wood”, I’ll completely pass!!!
Kris dont look that bad cause the boy in the first pic def. looking at him like “Yep, I’m going to try to hit that tonight”
Hey everyone!!!
kahmmillion says:
her azz to thigh ratio just don’t equal real azz to me.
________________________
Cartoon booty.
<——Convinced that Kris rode the short bus to school….
For him to be a basketball player, I would expect him to have better abs.
and somebody needs 2 change Whorebags pamper…btch is soggy in the rear… she needs them Pamper Swaddlers fo’ that thang…
!Laker, where is that @ ? Havent heard from Monica in a minute.
@Candi – That’s what I’m talking about, sometimes I sneak a cookie into bed and mister be like what the fuch is you doing under the covers.
Damn I’m hungry….For breakfast I had pineapple juice and cucumber juice. My tummy is growling. Wonders if I can get a veggie personal pan pizza. It’s calling me like a junkie.
Hell I know @Phro,
I guess Sandy is an EOE for morning woods, no? 
More like Morning “LAMINATE” Wood.
no bueno…
Vote for Blake,
to dumb men. Such a turn off.
It’s not that Kris is ugly, he just slow
@Phro – You are probably right, poor thang!
@DB
@Usual That is hilarious!!
HIS PERKY BOOB BAD BISH!!
SUP?
BOOGIE IT POP UP ON MY YAHOO.. THEY LOOKD PISSD
Usual Prime Suspect says:
Vote for Blake, to dumb men. Such a turn off.
It’s not that Kris is ugly, he just slow
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
and mean. he was extremely mannish AND vanilla (just boring!) on kourtney and kim take ny. felt kinda bad for kimk. kinda. well not really.
That mofo behind Kris in first pic looks like fuggin BEAKER from Muppets/Muppet Babies
I CAINT.
hands down Blake
@DUB – What up home guhl
Told Mister and Papa about McKinnelys that said what the fuch wrong with ya’ll. I blamed you! :rof:
LMAO. That was the onliest meeting spot with alky hall I could think of in ranky dank Clayton lmao @Cali
from reggie to kris to kanye. she’s on a downward spiral.
:random:
Am I the only one that wishes I could carry my bf’s dack around with me like a cellphone? I am? Ok.
@Boogie
BLAKE ALL DAY! I think he’s cute but him and KH look like they can be brothers, as well.
well, if you have insomnia and all else fails, watch kim’s sex tape. u know nuttin pisses me off more than a boring sex tape. And I’ve seen 3 for sure in my lifetime: kim’s, treach (i’m getting mad all over again), and that one with colin ferrell and the black chick.
that sex tape with ray j was so wack. pam and tommy lee’s was nice. all they did was screw, hence, SEX TAPE. the lil black guy from smallville, joe whoever, his was ok too. nice schlung on him and erythang.
He’s hot but he’s an idiot. He’s also most likely diseased sleeping wit Kim raw.
my dearest, dearest Kanye:
Please bring that sexy cockyness back home when you’re done rumping around with that salamander slut Kardashina gal, my King.
Best,
PHO
hmmmm…neva seen a bball player look so un cut….weird and not attractive. My six pack is tighter than his and I’m 5 1/2 months pregnant <~So SERIOUS
Frankenstein #thatisall
why is she wearing boots in July? in Miami at that?