Channing Tatum is PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive

Channing Tatum PEOPLE Magazine Sexiest Man Alive

From People mag online:

He may have bared (almost) all of that incredibly chiseled body in this year’s Magic Mike but 2012′s Sexiest Man Alive Channing Tatum was still modest when he heard the news.

“My first thought was, ‘Y’all are messing with me,’” says Tatum, who married actress Jenna Dewan-Tatum in 2009. “I told Jenna after we’d been in the bathtub washing our dogs because they’d gotten skunked.”

Says the actor: “She was like, ‘What?’”

“Yeah, she calls me [the Sexiest Man Alive] now,” he adds. And who can blame her?

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    230 Responses to “Channing Tatum is PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive”

    1. 1
      Bird says:

      The people at People are entitled to their opinions. He’s not even on my top 20 list. And I loves me some pretty white boys.

    2. 2
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      didnt he have the clap or something and it got spread across the net?? :lol:

      *scrolls back up to read*

    3. 3
      lovezoe says:

      I guess my boo Mr. Ealy was busy.

    4. 4
      Bad Influence says:

      im still waiting for my head injury so i can wake up and he’s my husband :love:

      lawd i love Channing :hump: i will be all over that pank thang :love:

      and hes been my yt hubby since like 06…this love aint even new people!! :karate:

    5. 5
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      Ellen and Selena are over I see. :tea:

    6. 6
      Bad Influence says:

      mmmmmmm Michael Ealy :hump: i will catch a rape charge for that man..rawr

    7. 7
      Myaela0207 says:

      I love love love that man!!!!

    8. 8
      kingstonn says:

      hell no!
      i love him.. and white boys like Bird just said :lol:
      but not sexiest alive. helllllllll no. Bradley Cooper, Ryan Gosling, Chris Evans, Chris Helmsworth… one of those coulda easily took that spot. try again, People. :no:

    9. 9
      Sandra Rose says:

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      didnt he have the clap or something and it got spread across the net??
      _________________

      And he deliberately set fire to his peen and had to be hospitalized briefly. :lol:

    10. 10
      Eazy says:

      He dont have NOTHING on Markie Mark :coffee:
      :grill:

    11. 11
      Ty says:

      The people at People are entitled to their opinions. He’s not even on my top 20 list.
      __________
      :cosign:

    12. 12
      kingstonn says:

      @ razzle
      two things: :rofl: @ Ellen
      and — hot water scalded his peen and left it disfigured or something & somehow there’s pics of it online. :)

    13. 13
      Bibi says:

      :claps: Yes people magazine

      Afternoons folks :waves:

    14. 14
      Bad Influence says:

      @Eazy, i used 2 love Marky. hey bew :hug:

      @Sandra he did not do it deliberately. u stay fibbing on ppl…psh

    15. 15
      NaijaGal says:

      Jake Gyllenhall :love:

    16. 16
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      Eazy says:

      He dont have NOTHING on Markie Mark
      ————
      lets all forget markie mark from boogie nights though…

      Wasn’t that a fake peeeeen? If not, I’ll retract my statement. :tea:

    17. 17
      Eazy says:

      Hey Hisssyyy. When I saw him in Date Night, I fell back in :heart:

    18. 18
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      kingstonn says:

      @ razzle
      two things: @ Ellen
      and — hot water scalded his peen and left it disfigured or something & somehow there’s pics of it online.
      ————–
      I shall search this le mobile.

    19. 19
      Eazy says:

      lets all forget markie mark from boogie nights though…
      __________________________________
      :coverseyes: I only think of him in the movies Fear and Date Night :lol:

    20. 20
      sassyshe says:

      :loves: me some Channing ever since the original Step Up

    21. 21

      :yahoo: He’s not the sexiest but, I like his swag and his acting has come a long way

      @ Jay…Channing did that?! :blink:

    22. 22
      NaijaGal says:

      ion know why folks are invested in teenage celebrity couples…the ish always ends eventually :yawn:

    23. 23

      ^5 EZ :love: Marky Mark

      Razzle :chase: That gravi yo!

      Hubba Hubba @Boygah’s seeeductive photo there :D

    24. 24
      prynsexxx says:

      Oh.

    25. 25
      lovezoe says:

      Dazzle- took me a minute. Then I got it. :rofl: I forgot Bieber was Ellen jr

    26. 26
      CTchica says:

      Loves me some Channing, he can get it with the lights on!!!! :hump:

      People coulda chose a better picture for the cover tho.

    27. 27

      And he deliberately set fire to his peen and had to be hospitalized briefly. :lol:

      :shocked: For Serious??? :eek:

    28. 28
      Sam says:

      I bought Magic mike on dirwect tb and it was a waste of my $4.99 he can NOT dance! but he nice on the eyes
      that movie messed up my in my head affair with alcide from true blood I’m still upset

    29. 29
      kingstonn says:

      @ kita
      :yes: wonder what a disfigured peen looks like…. :think:

    30. 30

      hot water scalded his peen and left it disfigured

      :unnnnnface: Say it ain’t so jo!

    31. 31
      VDot says:

      :no:

      He just doesn’t do it for me.

      Off to find more about this clap and burn (literally).

    32. 32
      Bad Influence says:

      i wanna watch El Cantante…so much drugs and aids in that movie..but the music, :danban: <—-forbidden dance

      *looks 4 dvd*

    33. 33
      Sam says:

      love hector lavoe :yahoo:

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      NaijaGal says:

      which one’s the clap…is that herpes or crabs???

    36. 36
      MissHarlem says:

      Channing does nada for me absolutely nada but I can see how he is viewed as eye candy :coffee:

    37. 37
      Bad Influence says:

      Magic Mike :think: im gna watch that. i’ve heard good things bout that movie :lol:

      @Boygah, :D

    38. 38
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      Eazy says:

      lets all forget markie mark from boogie nights though…
      __________________________________
      :coverseyes: I only think of him in the movies Fear and Date Night
      ————–
      I like him in 4 brothers.. a real bad azz :yes: sessy

      set fire to his peeeeeen???!!? :rofl: ok I can get with the hot water story but not the “setting fire to his peen story”

    39. 39
      Bad Influence says:

      @Sam yup! i think malnourished anthony slayed that role..probably cause he wasnt “acting”.. I cant figure out which box my dvd is in tho :crying:

    40. 40
      Riri_2484 says:

      @Kingstonn
      I’ll take Chris Helmsworth aka Thor lol for the top spot over Channing. Didn’t he use to strip for other men? I coulda swore I saw the pics of that on the net before.

    41. 41
      Bella Master says:

      Sam says:

      I bought Magic mike on dirwect tb and it was a waste of my $4.99 he can NOT dance!
      ~~~~~~~~~

      Damn Sam, you really felt that way?!

      He reminded me of those black boys in dance groups that use to sling they dingalings at the neighborhood jam sessions back in the day.

      Good stuff. :yes:

    42. 42
      Eazy says:

      which one’s the clap…is that herpes or crabs???
      ____________________________
      I never knew this either! i just think its all of them mixed together :lol:

    43. 43

      I think the clap is the gonerria (sp)

    44. 44
      Bird says:

      NaijaGal says:

      ion know why folks are invested in teenage celebrity couples…the ish always ends eventually
      *****************
      Right! They act like these chirrens supposed to get married or something. Selena look like she still got some of her dang baby teeth.

    45. 45
      Myaela0207 says:

      I went to see Magic Mike, it was nothing but middle aged women in the theatre.

    46. 46
      Tainted_Love says:

      Ehhhh….he is okay.

      :waves: Hey fam!

    47. 47
      bubblicious says:

      No.

    48. 48
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      which one’s the clap…is that herpes or crabs???
      ——–
      neither it was either gonny or clammy

    49. 49
      VDot says:

      :nana: @StrangerDanger

    50. 50
      Gigi26 says:

      WAIT he set his peen on fire?

      FUGGIN :dead:

    51. 51
      kingstonn says:

      @ riri
      :lol: yeah his ass used to be a stripper.
      dancing for dolllas from men. :rofl:

    52. 52
      Tainted_Love says:

      ryan gosling is my boo though.!

    53. 53
      kingstonn says:

      the clap is gonnorhea. never knew why the hell they called it that though.

    54. 54
      Bella Master says:

      :whistle:
      You, your sex is on fire
      And you, your sex is on fire
      Consumed with what’s to transpire
      :whistle:

      Love Kings of Leon

    55. 55

      :waves: Tainted
      ========
      :clap: or :applause: take your pick…
      ======
      I know you’ve got a trick up your sleeve V.

    56. 56
      kingstonn says:

      David Beckham! :love:

    57. 57
      Bad Influence says:

      denise huxtables husband is one fine piece of ass.

      i fuggs with denise but she looks like a witch doctor.

    58. 58
    59. 59
      NaijaGal says:

      DTS – ding ding ding you get prize :lol: …I let google be my friend and yes Gonorrhea is indeed the clap

    60. 60

      denise huxtables husband is one fine piece of ass.

      He has put on alittle weight. otm had a pic up last month I think….
      ==========
      Mine is the new James Bond and/or the cat from 300!

    61. 61
      Bad Influence says:

      i watched Tahina Sky, the documentary on kings of leon @Bella. lawd… :no: i love them tho.

    62. 62
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      they call it the clap because back in either civil war times or even earlier the men would sleep with the same whores and the way they cured it was to either stick a wine bottle like tool up the peen hole but of course it was more like a knife and scrape the std out or you could choose to have two massive books or something similar slam against your peen to spray out the std…which made a clap sound.

    63. 63
      NaijaGal says:

      Bad Influence says:

      denise huxtables husband is one fine piece of ass.

      i fuggs with denise but she looks like a witch doctor.
      ========================
      :ghost: you gone let Denise be great…she sure knows how to pick’em…shoutout to Lennie

    64. 64

      Channing’s last dance in Magic Mike was :yahoo: the rest of them were ok.

      @ Hissy….I :love: Momoa especially when he isn’t so prettyboyish.

    65. 65
      Sam says:

      sorry guys he dances like he has tourettes

    66. 66

      Naija, did it say how the name was derived? :shrug:

      Does it make your lady parts feel as if somebody is clapping up in there or what? :rofl:

    67. 67
      kingstonn says:

      @ hissy
      yaaaaass he is! when he was Roman on The Game… *melts outta chair*

    68. 68
      Bella Master says:

      You must see Denise’s husband in Game of Thrones

      Jeefus that man is a work of art!!!

    69. 69
      Bird says:

      GTFOH! These mofos got Blake Shelton on the list. Anywho they got some right. My taste may be getting too old because I didn’t do a lot of drooling over the 12 they sneak peeked on their site.

      Chris Hemsworth
      Richard Gere (still fine)
      Oscar Pistorius (I definately lusted after him during the Olympics)

      I know they got my baby David Beckham on there somewhere.

    70. 70
      Bella Master says:

      Haven’t seen Tahina Sky…will see if its on netflix

    71. 71
      Bella Master says:

      :lol: @Sam

    72. 72
      kingstonn says:

      @ razzle
      you’re joking, right? slam two massive books again their peen? :dead:

    73. 73
      Sam says:

      Bad, I loved Mark Anthony in that movie him and JLO played the hell out those parts. I bought the soundtrack Que Lio my fave song :happy:

    74. 74
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      Does it make your lady parts feel as if somebody is clapping up in there or what?
      ____________

      you got people looking at me side ways in this office :lol:

    75. 75
      bubblicious says:

      @SAM

      How does one dance like they have Tourette’s? Lawd.

    76. 76

      they call it the clap because back in either civil war times or even earlier the men would sleep with the same whores and the way they cured it was to either stick a wine bottle like tool up the peen hole but of course it was more like a knife and scrape the std out or you could choose to have two massive books or something similar slam against your peen to spray out the std…which made a clap sound.

      :shocked:

    77. 77
    78. 78
      Sam says:

      You must see Denise’s husband in Game of Thrones

      Jeefus that man is a work of art!!!
      ^^^^
      There is a God!!!! <—in my preacher from comin to america voice
      just God bless him cause he would NEVER leave the house if he was mine :ashamed:

    79. 79
      Bad Influence says:

      those sisters from Mary Mary must have a made a bet on who’s the most fertile…smh

      Boygah, u stupid :lol:

      @Naija, my love for Lenny is so awkward yet deep.. rawr

      Jackson, if i were speaking to u, i’d :cosign:

    80. 80
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      kingstonn says:

      @ razzle
      you’re joking, right? slam two massive books again their peen?
      ———-

      Not a joke. I wish I was… Just tells you that the military men then were nassy as f.ck. :no:

    81. 81
      Tainted_Love says:

      Hey doesn’t talk to strangers!!!

      @Bird Yessss!!! richard gere is forever fine!

    82. 82
      Bella Master says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
      or you could choose to have two massive books or something similar slam against your peen to spray out the std…which made a clap sound.

      ~~~~~~~~~

      Did it work?

    83. 83
      lovelyaries says:

      Blah..

    84. 84
      Bird says:

      NaijaGal says:

      you gone let Denise be great…she sure knows how to pick’em…shoutout to Lennie
      ****************************

      Yeah, she be tryin to act all Mother Earth, but I see she like them pretty boys just like the rest of us.

    85. 85
      69 says:

      HIS

      A witch doctor though? :ghost:

    86. 86

      Richard Gere (still fine)
      :love:

      That scene walking through the factory! *fans self* and when he was fighting Louis Gossett in the ring :heart:

    87. 87
      NaijaGal says:

      @DTS
      Although it is not completely agreed upon how this became a slang term for the disease, it is thought it came from the old French word “clapier” that meant “brothel” because of how common the disease was in these places

    88. 88
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      Bella Master says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
      or you could choose to have two massive books or something similar slam against your peen to spray out the std…which made a clap sound.

      ~~~~~~~~~

      Did it work?
      ———
      No pain, no gain. :tea:

    89. 89
    90. 90
      Bad Influence says:

      Dimpz, :pacifier: i texted yo ass last night! *mushes u*

      @Sam, yes’uh lawd. i’d alicia keys the SHAT outta that union. thats why i said shes a witch doctor. she reeks of confidence when she in pics with him. i think she put de roots on him *lip quiver* mannn.. :hump:

    91. 91
      kingstonn says:

      @ Bella
      lmfao. doing all that and you STILL have the clap :rofl:

    92. 92
      Bad Influence says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Richard Gere (still fine)

      That scene walking through the factory! *fans self* and when he was fighting Louis Gossett in the ring

      womp. trippin! 'Boygah :huh:

    93. 93

      @ Bella…Him in Game Of Thrones. :love: He didn’t say shyt I understood but :yahoo: How the hell you look sexy while you’re gray and dying? :rofl:

    94. 94
      Bella Master says:

      @Kingston

      Now you at home with a dripping, swollen, purple, throbbing KAWK

    95. 95
      Miss Bee says:

      Hmmmm Chris Hemsworth could get it hands down. Thor sexy than a muh-****a….

    96. 96
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      i thought clapier had something to do with rabbits? although that would link though… :shrug:

    97. 97
      Sam says:

      bubblicious says:

      @SAM

      How does one dance like they have Tourette’s? Lawd.
      ^^^
      I know I know :ashamed:
      I was going to say seizure but I didn’t want to offend anybody who may have seizures. but yeah his body moves uncontrollably with no rhythm don’t know if he’s on the bass, or the treble :shrug:

    98. 98
    99. 99
      Bella Master says:

      Dimpz…

      Aint understand a word he said, but KAL DROGO was da MAN

      Wanted to kill that bytch witch (not his wife Denise) for what she did to him :cuss:

    100. 100
      Gigi26 says:

      Oscar Pistorius (I definately lusted after him during the Olympics)
      ——————————————————–

      Awww you goin massage his thigh stubs Bird? :lol:

    101. 101

      @ Hissy…You did?! I’m so sorry. Phone acting an ass again. @ 9:30 this am, the damned thing told me it was 6:11pm, Jan, 5, 2029

      :no:

    102. 102
      Sam says:

      Bad,
      I read somewhere she drinks the blood of small children :blink: :rofl:

    103. 103
      kingstonn says:

      i just KNOW Paulette saw my font. i know she did. :coffee:

      @ Bella
      :dead: @ the visual that just gave me

    104. 104

      I need an interpretation of 92. You in agreement or dismay? :eek:

    105. 105
      WorkInProgress says:

      :thinking: William Levy (DWTS) and Alex O’Loughling (Hawaii 5-0) dows it for me in the yt category. :hi:

    106. 106

      kingstonn says:

      i just KNOW Paulette saw my font. i know she did. :coffee:

      EYE think she thinks you’re OTB (due to the gravi) :shrug: I saw her font to OTB on this post, maybe it was meant for you :tea:

    107. 107
      Milky says:

      :hi:
      bad
      missbee
      mzdimpz
      kingston
      69
      tainted
      sam

      MAKE IT CLAP!! :clap:

    108. 108
      Bella Master says:

      Sam says:

      I know I know :ashamed:
      I was going to say seizure but I didn’t want to offend anybody who may have seizures.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~

      But I got Tourettes tho :crying:

      SHYT FUK, KAWK LICKING, CRABS, IN THE PISSY HEN HOUSE

    109. 109
      69 says:

      That’s why I don’t share my peen with everyone. Fugg around and hit some bad poon poon and have my wennie on fire. :nono:

      No STDs over here. Ever.

    110. 110
      Bad Influence says:

      @Dimpz, everytime my phone turns itself off for no reason, when it restarts, the home screen says its 7:01pm Jan 9, 1980. EVERYTIME! i have 3 weeks to go for my upgrade :mad:

    111. 111

      @ Bella….I blame his wife. She was trying to help but, involving her only made things worse.

      :rofl: @ Sam…Leave Chatum and my sister calls him alone!

    112. 112
      Angiegirl says:

      Hope this helps :pc: HE DID NOT INTENTIONALLY BURN HIS PEEN :no:

      On staying warm in the Scottish Highlands while shooting The Eagle of the Ninth as a soldier: “The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I’m like, Nah, I’m good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he’d forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my d—.”

    113. 113
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      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      69 says:

      That’s why I don’t share my peen with everyone. Fugg around and hit some bad poon poon and have my wennie on fire.

      No STDs over here. Ever.
      —————-
      hahahaahahaha

    115. 115
      kingstonn says:

      so.
      i just saw another video of a bus driver fighting a girl. this time it’s an old lady and a girl like 14 years old. :wtf:

    116. 116
      Sam says:

      But I got Tourettes tho

      SHYT FUK, KAWK LICKING, CRABS, IN THE PISSY HEN HOUSE
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :wail: :rofl:

    117. 117
      Bad Influence says:

      actually, i really did think @Kingstonn was OTB :hahaha: im tew sorry :lol: im wiz khalifa right now. forgive me :hug:

      its the damn gravi. fack

    118. 118
      Angiegirl says:

      Bad Influence says:

      i fuggs with denise but she looks like a witch doctor
      _________________________________

      I :ghost: a slow death when I read this :rofl:

    119. 119
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      7:01pm Jan 9, 1980

      :rofl:

    120. 120
      Gigi26 says:

      Gosling looks like he’d bang the puzzy into submission, I loved him in the Notebook.

      Bradley Cooper comes in a close 2nd.

      Becks used to be sexy to me until he started looking like he gets botox done with his wife :no:

    121. 121

      @ His…I had to manually reset the time. My damned texts weren’t coming in or going out. I have 3weeks to go too! :yahoo:

      My lil brat, the one in the pic, is getting the iPhone 5 and i’m gonna get that Samsung Note 2

    122. 122
      Bella Master says:

      Just received an invite to another one of my friend’s botox parties…

      Gotta love my yt friends.

      Of course I will be there for support and to help drink the wine. :tea:

    123. 123
      Bad Influence says:

      Bella Master says:

      Sam says:

      I know I know
      I was going to say seizure but I didn’t want to offend anybody who may have seizures.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~

      But I got Tourettes tho

      SHYT FUK, KAWK LICKING, CRABS, IN THE PISSY HEN HOUSE

      for some reason, i believe u :lol:

    124. 124
      Diva says:

      Eazy says:

      He dont have NOTHING on Markie Mark

      ————–
      You betta say that!!!!!

    125. 125
      kingstonn says:

      LAWD.
      someone else with a peen is posting on the blog. drama lurks nearby :rolleyes:

      @ dtts
      wait.. what gravi do i have? I’m on my phone

    126. 126
      69 says:

      His

      You have a DROID X? My X would turn off 1,234,789 times a day and then start vibrating and would not stop. I use to stick it under my nuts when it would do that. :lol:

    127. 127
      Sam says:

      I’s sorry Dimpz :ashamed:
      nice on the eyes :yes:
      dancin :no:

    128. 128
      Bella Master says:

      Bad Influence says:

      for some reason, i believe u :lol:

      ~~~~~~~~

      :P

    129. 129

      Kingstonn, you’ve got the side view Bey with the glasses holding the hoop earring :lol:

    130. 130
      GellySammich says:

      69 says:

      His

      You have a DROID X? My X would turn off 1,234,789 times a day and then start vibrating and would not stop. I use to stick it under my nuts when it would do that. :lol:
      _________________
      :dead:

    131. 131
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      Bella Master says:

      Just received an invite to another one of my friend’s botox parties…

      Gotta love my yt friends.

      Of course I will be there for support and to help drink the wine.
      ———
      :lol: I want to attend one of these parties just to laugh at how they try their hardest to look “fresh” just be ya self dang it! or they can also use semen too. does wonders for the skin I heard, but only if the man eats right and stays hydrated.

    132. 132
      Bad Influence says:

      @DTTS, Razzle and Dimpz, i have to manually reset that shyt everytime :mad: the 1st time it happened, i was taking all these cute pics of Persia and none of em saved. nothing works when the time is fugged up. i’ll get texts but cant send and no pics or calls save..fuggin hoe ass phone :cuss:

    133. 133
      kingstonn says:

      @ Paulette
      :coffee:

      @ Gigi
      i :cosign: everything you just typed. :yes:

      @ kita
      you gonna get her the 5 instead of the 4s?
      remember her last years coat. :rofl:

    134. 134
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      69 you nassy

    135. 135
    136. 136

      @ Bad….2029 though? :no: Maybe that’s why I couldn’t open my emails and shyt last night. Sad part is, I was using mine too when it went Batshyt..

      Maybe they stopped updateing EVOs :shrug:

    137. 137

      :warning: Not only do you need to power the phones off, You MUST take the battery out for 5 seconds and it resets it with the satellites or some ish :shrug:

    138. 138
      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      sup ace

    139. 139
      Bella Master says:

      @Razzle
      These girls have had tons of semen on their face, and its obviously not helping. So they need additional help.

      Mind you, these heffas are between the ages of 28-32.

    140. 140
      Bad Influence says:

      No u dnt @Razzle. u want some botox dont’cha? :danban1:

      @69 :rofl: what is wrong with u? *slaps knee*
      hello bew :hug:

      hey @Gelly :waves:

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      Sam says:

      :offtopic: phone convo with my brother

      me: whatchu been up too dude

      bro: nothing much I just met this fine a$$ girl yesterday she gave me her number but I’m scared too call. I googled her number and no companies or nothing came up so I’m sure she gave me the right one

      me: :blink:

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      Milky says:

      ANGRY PANTS :mad:

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      :blink: @ Jay…Good point. Let me compare them first. :coffee: I got geeked when I saw her last report card. She WORKING for that 5.

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      Diva says:

      Bella Master says:

      Just received an invite to another one of my friend’s botox parties…

      Gotta love my yt friends.

      Of course I will be there for support and to help drink the wine.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      What is the address? :rofl:

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      BEWBEAR! Where the hell you been? I’m finally out of my time warp from earlier. :yahoo:

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      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      DTTS you cant do that chit with iPhones though :(

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      Milky says:

      my co-worker walkin around here askin everybody do they want some of here fake Oreos. Damn Bish u aint got no Nabisco Oreos. Everybody say yes at first until they notice that it is Noreos. :rofl:

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      Ace says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      BEWBEAR! Where the hell you been? I’m finally out of my time warp from earlier. :yahoo:
      ————————————————————————–

      I was stuffing my face…now i got the itis and want to :zzz:

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      GellySammich says:

      heeey there HisBad!

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      Bad Influence says:

      que que? @Boygah :huh:

      Ace :shank: :hug:

      C’mon Kingstonn bew, dnt be cruel. girl u need to change your attitu-ude..uh no uh uh no :danban:

      lol

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      Ace says:

      :hi: Razzle i see you!…

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      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      Bella Master says:

      @Razzle
      These girls have had tons of semen on their face, and its obviously not helping. So they need additional help.

      Mind you, these heffas are between the ages of 28-32.
      ——-
      I bet you those same men have poor diets too :lol: it’s good for strengthening enamal too…do they have strong teeth or veniers (sp)? :lol:

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      Bella Master says:

      Diva says:

      What is the address? :rofl:
      ~~~~~~~~~~

      Me: Brittany, you shouldn’t drink too much wine because then it makes the blood thin and your face will bleed more

      ***Takes her glass and gulps it down***

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      Ace says:

      My boss man (Jason) is watching Project X in his office loud as hell but gonna expect me to be over here workin….

      #gotmetwisted

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      Milky says:

      :hi: gelly
      ace

      i guess my font is white @bad hmppf!

      BOOTLEG OREOS!!! no no!!

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      GellySammich says:

      ew@fake oreos *flips hair*

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      Bad Influence says:

      Milky says:

      my co-worker walkin around here askin everybody do they want some of here fake Oreos. Damn Bish u aint got no Nabisco Oreos. Everybody say yes at first until they notice that it is Noreos.

      WHY did i crack up reading this.. :hahaha:

      “Damn Bish u aint got no Nabisco Oreos” u meant that shyt :rofl:

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      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      Noreos.

      :hahaha:

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      I heard about that Razzle & ion like it :lol:
      ===========
      Aww look at lil Gelly! #toocute
      =========
      Sam, he is investigating and ish :rofl:

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      GellySammich says:

      hey Milky :hi:

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      kingstonn says:

      @ ace
      hey my khaki friend! :hug:

      @ kita
      i really hate your phone. i just got the same message 4 times. :shotsfired:

      @ Paulette
      are you at bbw this season? I’d fly to Jersey for a discount. :yes:

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      Bad Influence says:

      i see u Milky :woohoo:

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      que que? @Boygah :huh:

      What? About removing the battery? :huh:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      EwH…
      I cant take PEOPLE Serious for Realz Now. . .
      This MoFo was :buttshake: for other Menz

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      Gigi26 says:

      My boss man (Jason) is watching Project X in his office loud as hell but gonna expect me to be over here workin….

      PROJECT X is a muthaeffin classic. :yes:

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      Ace says:

      *waves at Kingston while dodging a shank attempt by His #neo*

      :hi: Milky

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      GellySammich says:

      aint he @DTTS :love:

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      Bad Influence says:

      @Kingstonn, no ma’am. i couldn’t do it this year cause the doc that i work for is slaving me with these 9-10 hour days :crying:

      i never used my employee discount. my email coupons always had more savings…psh my email is popping right now :buttshake:

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      Is Petraeus pillow talk a security threat?
      By Joe Sterling, CNN

      <—is still tripping how these dummies do all this over a MARRIED MAN :smack:

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      Sam says:

      :rofl:
      between these comments and my brother my tummy hurts. I do believe my mom dropped him a couple of times :no:

      me: why you google the number what does that do

      bro: you yall be funny actin and be givin a brother the wrong number so when you google a number it lets you see where it goes to. Like I know sprint is her carrier so it’s a cell phone definitely

      me :blink: oh okay :rofl:

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      @ New Girl…Removing the battery didn’t help mine at all. :no:

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      Bad Influence says:

      :lol: @Ace

      Gigi’licious :hug:

      @LuVn_ :waves: i lubbz channing. sue me :lol:

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      Sam, tell him to do better :rofl:

      So, when they going out? :popcorn:

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      Bad Influence says:

      @Sam, :ghost: he is a man scorned :lol:

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      GellySammich says:

      Sam that’s your mouth in your gravi?

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      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ New Girl…Removing the battery didn’t help mine at all. :no:

      Maybe yew didn’t do it right :kona:

      :hahaha:
      (Read this post in 3 wks when you get your new phone)

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      bubblicious says:

      Forget Oreos. Eat Cool J Cookies.

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      Gigi26 says:

      BAD : :kiss:

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      KayCeiSoul says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      unsafe :hump: = :handclap:

      *****************************************

      :rofl: I swear I can count on you daily to crack me the frigg up!

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      *jacked
      The official also said Broadwell did not have a security clearance from the CIA. Another official said Broadwell, who is an officer in the Army reserve, did have some kind of security clearance and that there are no issues with Broadwell having unauthorized access to classified information.

      <–says she had Duck Clearance, so that trumps all the rest :rofl:

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      :rofl: @ Read this is 3wks.

      I’mma miss yall next week. :hug: I’mma be home :rofl: <–kicking and screaming, in pain

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      Bad Influence says:

      i gave up on the french toast. cream of wheat it is! :yahoo:

      excuse me a moment..

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      kingstonn says:

      @ his
      :wail:
      they have some candles i really really NEED! and that forever red smells so good! i should go get a job up there. but i don’t have the people skills :lol:

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      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      :lol:

      he googled her dmn number! :rofl:

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      Bad Influence says:

      Kaycei :hi: how are u and our fatfat doing?

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      :egg: <—Cream of wheat it is :rofl:
      *dings bell
      PICK IT UP!
      ==================
      You read it huh? :huh: :lol:

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      Sam, enlighten him and tell him to google the girl’s name, bump a number yo! :lol:

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      GellySammich says:

      <— not in the know… what's a cool j cookie?

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      Donna del Gatto says:

      :no: to Channing Tatum

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      Bad Influence says:

      @Kingbew…yes i need my balsam and cranberry candles for thanksgiving. i havent smelled the forever red yet..

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      Sam says:

      He young yall that’s all I can say whew :rofl:

      DTTS I try I told him don’t ever tell her you did that stalker :rofl:

      Gelly: yes that is my mouth with my crooked two front teeth

      Bad: he tends to fall in lust easily :no: but he’s smart where it matters I guess

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      Gelly :eek:

      You’ON know that OREO’S EAT COOL J COOKIES? I’M BAD :dance:

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      Bad Influence says:

      :hahaha: @DTTS & Gelly..

      im going to the kitchen..

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      Sam, school him on Dopamine :lol:
      And yes, don’t ever tell her he googled her :rofl: #toofunny

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      GellySammich says:

      I actually appreciate the pic Sam… some people can pull this off… some can’t

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      Sam says:

      Adele sings the theme song for 007 :yahoo: :love: her
      skyfallllllllllll

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      :egg: and :pigsfly: for you Boygah! #fancysmancy

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      GellySammich says:

      oh lol googled it… naw ionno nothing about that

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      Sam says:

      Adele sings the theme song for 007 :yahoo: :love: her
      skyfallllllllllll

      :applause: Yes! And that man can get it Reverse Rodeo Cowgirl style :ashamed:

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      Sam says:

      thanks gelly it hides my short left tooth i’m mouth challenged :rofl:
      when I see you post it makes me think of that song peanut butter jelly time :shakebutt:

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      Gelly, it is from a song. :mad: Donchew be googling LL yo! :rofl:

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      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      Sam says:

      Adele sings the theme song for 007 her
      skyfallllllllllll
      ———–
      they released it like last month or so and I immediately fell in :love: .

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      kingstonn says:

      @ his

      they have some candles i really really NEED! and that forever red smells so good! i should go get a job up there. but i don’t have the people skills
      ___________________
      BBW is getting fancy as hell aint’ they. I haven’t smelled the Forever Red but, it sure is expensive….#discountshopper
      You also just missed the Buy3 get3 Free deal..

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      GellySammich says:

      Sam says:

      thanks gelly it hides my short left tooth i’m mouth challenged :rofl:
      when I see you post it makes me think of that song peanut butter jelly time :shakebutt:
      ________________
      heeey now :danban:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :happy: DoNNa . . Thats my focus point for me in ur Gravie :thumbsup:

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      Sam says:

      DTTS
      my brother and sister give me stories for days I’m never without laughter for long, but he don’t listen to me too much he calls me corny.
      when I try to talk to him about serious stuff he treats me like courtney treats doug I’ll be talking and out of no-where he will be like man I gotta get these new jordans :blink: I can’t

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      KayCeiSoul says:

      :yahoo: Hey Bad-Boo!

      We’re good! It’s amazing how this child be ready to kick through my back until I eat. Then he’s mellow and lax. :shrug:

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      ALL EYE know is that Kdub is always in the know!
      ===========
      Who Dat says:

      Hope and her husband went to college together. With both of them being student athletes chances are they knew each other already. Shame on TMZ making them seem like they just met up…

      Who Dat says:

      And he has been arrested for assualt on a female before and accused of date rape. And an alkie…arrested for DUI. Dude got a wrap sheet long as my arm. He was an NFL prollem chile.

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      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      Sam says:

      thanks gelly it hides my short left tooth i’m mouth challenged
      ———–
      you too girl?! :fistbump: I cant stand it :lol:

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      Donna del Gatto says:

      @luVn

      :kiss:

      girl, you know what that little bajan hot momma does to me! :lol:

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      GellySammich says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Gelly, it is from a song. :mad: Donchew be googling LL yo! :rofl:
      _____________
      I know it's from a song <— all matterafact like
      I just googled it. I never really listened to LL though… not to know lyrics :no:

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      Sam says:

      Imma be at the movies my whole weekend with 007 and twilight
      team Edward :yahoo: <—- yeahIsaidit

      I will have my +35 year old a$$ with my popcorn and beer bright and early!

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      Sam says:

      DTTS
      my brother and sister give me stories for days I’m never without laughter for long, but he don’t listen to me too much he calls me corny.
      when I try to talk to him about serious stuff he treats me like courtney treats doug I’ll be talking and out of no-where he will be like man I gotta get these new jordans :blink: I can’t

      Just keeping telling him here and there, and it’ll sink in. Good Big Sister!

      But ummm, who is courtney, and who is doug? #faserious

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      3halos says:

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      they call it the clap because back in either civil war times or even earlier the men would sleep with the same whores and the way they cured it was to either stick a wine bottle like tool up the peen hole but of course it was more like a knife and scrape the std out or you could choose to have two massive books or something similar slam against your peen to spray out the std…which made a clap sound.
      ——————–
      Get the f, what, say, huh? Do what now?

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      Eazy says:

      when I try to talk to him about serious stuff he treats me like courtney treats doug I’ll be talking and out of no-where he will be like man I gotta get these new jordans
      ________________________________
      How old is he?

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      Diva says:

      Brang ya’lls happy azzez upstairs :rofl: :newpost: #isaiditnowwhatsuckas

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      @Donna . . Me abs gonna Be Like dat real soon . . . Not Really :ashamed: but Im working on it!! :buttshake:

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      I know it’s from a song <— all matterafact like

      :rofl:
      Pipe down Gelly! :lol: Now, I want to you to learn I'm Bad (LL) as well as I Need Love (LL) #diddystyle #walktogetthecheesecake :rofl:

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      Sam says:

      bedazzled
      I have learned to take pics at the right angle. My ‘i only want to be bothered with one or twice a month friend” likes it. I was going to get it fixed he said some flaws are sexy :love:

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      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      DTTS Courtney and Doug are from Couples therapy. Doug played the mean dude in Green mile and courtney is a newly fresh 18 year old attention whore. theyve been married for a year now. :no:

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      Sam says:

      I Need Love awww chute

      when i’m alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall and in the back of my mind I hear conscious call tellin me I need a girl thats as sweet as a dove for the first time in my life I see I need love

      yeah it’s a run on sentence :)

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      Sam says:

      Eazy my bro is 20

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      *adding on to 227
      :whistle:
      There I was gigglin about the games, that I have played with many hearts, but I’m not saying no names :whistle:

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      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      yall i cant remember the password to my facebook! :lol:

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