Did Kim Kardashian Text Beyonce with Baby News?

Kim Kardashian Text Beyonce

I don’t know how true this is, but supposedly Kim Kardashian woke Beyonce up early this morning to break the baby news to her personally. Read their texts after the break. Again, I can’t confirm the authenticity of the text messages.

Kim Kardashian Text Beyonce

Source: Facebook



 


137 Responses to “Did Kim Kardashian Text Beyonce with Baby News?”

  1. 1
    FuturedocDonte says:

    :rofl: Just Effin :dead: SAndra!!!!

  2. 2
    jealousCNenvy says:

    Thats whack!!

  3. 3
    Sandra Rose says:

    @ FuturedocDonte: I just report the news, hun. I don’t make it up. :coffee:

  4. 4
    GAGIRL87 says:

    Who is this???

    KIM!!!

    Girl Turn Your caps off did he propose?

    :rofl: I’m weak!

  5. 5
    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    It should have went like this
    Kim: Girl I’m Pregnant
    Bey: who dis?
    Kim: It’s Kim girrl!
    Bey: The number you have reached is no longer in service…

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  7. 7
    Atypical says:

    and it always comes back to Beyonce…

  8. 8
    missmiami says:

    :rofl: auntie u r CRAY FOR THAT PIC :dead:

  9. 9
    KayCeiSoul says:

    She tries so hard to fit in just SOME place, ANY place.
    Somebody please take her. :smack:

  10. 10
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    marquez269 says:

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    It should have went like this
    Kim: Girl I’m Pregnant
    Bey: who dis?
    Kim: It’s Kim girrl!
    Bey: The number you have reached is no longer in service…
    _________________

    :rofl: Or “the brain you have reached is not in service.”

  13. 13
    Bad Influence says:

    Sandra u did NOT post this :ghost:

  14. 14

    :hahaha: this is just the most :rofl:

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    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    It should have went like this
    Kim: Girl I’m Pregnant
    Bey: who dis?
    Kim: It’s Kim girrl!
    Bey: The number you have reached is no longer in service…
    _________________

    Or “the brain you have reached is not in service.”
    ———————————-
    :rofl:

  16. 16
    iyonah says:

    Lol..I saw this on twitter, too funny you posted it Sandra. I heard alot about Bey’s new song Ratchet. I can’t wait to hear it. Queen Bey — yes!
    :kneel:

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    kingstonn says:

    turn your caps off lmsooooo

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    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    I wonder what the baby name is going to be?

    Hashtag was taken as of 10pm last night some dumb chick named her little girl that already.

    Since Blue Ivy is gone maybe Purple Skunkweed is available… :think:

  20. 20
    Bad Influence says:

    “the brain you have reached is not in service.”

    oh lawd…is it not shyt day?? cause ya’ll know im down :rofl:

    and in regards to the downstairs post (cause Sandra is crankin these thangs out 2day) if Darth Vader head Lozada wants her man back,good fuggin riddance…ur a non muthaphuckin factor btch…im still shocked that she has “fans” *bey stank face*

  21. 21
    Ms.Jackson says:

    Whatever!! Pregnant? That trash bag isn’t pregnant!! It’ll be another Beyaki pregnancy!! All those surgeries, implants, & lipo can’t go to waste. But then again, she is a WaStE!!

  22. 22
    Bad Influence says:

    Kingbewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *slingshots a boiled beef frank @ u* :hug:

    ummmm Beyonce and these pictures :no: if she dnt get her shyt 2gether. im starting to think that shes a lil slow when shes not on stage :huh:

  23. 23
    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    Ms.Jackson says:

    Whatever!! Pregnant? That trash bag isn’t pregnant!! It’ll be another Beyaki pregnancy!! All those surgeries, implants, & lipo can’t go to waste. But then again, she is a WaStE!!
    ————————
    :nono: Kim commits fully to her lies… She will have her baby bump surgically implanted so she won’t have the “babyfold” incident happen to her..

  24. 24
    Sam says:

    why can I see OTB post w/ this pic :rofl: :rofl:

  25. 25
    Gigi26 says:

    What a fukkin shame :no:

    But :rofl: at this!

    Morning Loves :waves:

  26. 26
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Nooo @Sam. :hahaha: Too many have it already.. *tosses new hair* They be too swift.. :lol:

  27. 27
    goat76 says:

    What up err’body!! Happy New Year!!

  28. 28
    Bad Influence says:

    and this need 2 apply ur lipstick like a drunk bish just to achieve “fuller lips” is really pissing me off…that shyt aint kewt :nono:

    *sprays a lil olive oil sheen on Beys bangs*

  29. 29
    Gumbumper says:

    Sandra, I just fell out the chair on this one (I’m falling and can’t get up). HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. 30
    OutsidetheBox says:

    if she dnt get her shyt 2gether
    ________________________________

    Now whats wrong with these? :hug:

    Are you outta that cold yet? :eek: You had me shivering under my heated blanket bew.. :no:

  31. 31
    OutsidetheBox says:

    “fuller lips”
    ______________

    :eek: Why fo gawd she keep lining them lips like that?

  32. 32
    Bad Influence says:

    Jacksonnnnnnn :hug:

    Gigi’licioussssssssssssssss :2dance:

    GOAT :D

  33. 33
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Happy New Year @Goat @Everyone :wave: <—slips to write resolutions..

  34. 34
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Bey is clatchet, at best..not ratchet.. :lol: But imma let her dream. Some of us think we cute.. :shrug:

  35. 35
    Bad Influence says:

    @Jackson, im leaving on Thurdsday :crying:

  36. 36
    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    goat76 says:

    What up err’body!! Happy New Year!!
    ——————–
    Whaddap there nah GOAT :waves:

  37. 37
    Sam says:

    Sandra should use these *bey stank face* pics instead of the captain picard one :rofl:

    she like bish blue busy :rofl:

  38. 38
    Gigi26 says:

    :hugs: BAD BOO!!!

    Bey looks…idk how do I put this nicely in a sentence…

    Stupid. Yup :no: Esp the lips, look like she put that shyt on in the dark :no:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    and it always comes back to Beyonce…
    ____________________________________

    :lol ::hahaha:

  40. 40
    kingstonn says:

    @ his
    where you going? :mad:

  41. 41
    Bad Influence says:

    @Sam hay bew hay! :waves:

  42. 42
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Aww thats only a days awayyy <—- I sung it.. :yes:

  43. 43
    San says:

    Wow this is all kinds of a hilarious lie :rofl:

  44. 44
    Sam says:

    bad :happy:

    have a safe move hun

  45. 45
    Bad Influence says:

    @My King’bew bish didnt i greet u a few comments ago? :waiting:

    im moving back 2 vegas…oh and im driving *jumps out the window* what were we thinking?? :cuss:

  46. 46
    OutsidetheBox says:

    what were we thinking??
    _________________________

    Yall was thinking big yo :rofl ::rofl: #TEamFamily LMAoooo

  47. 47
    kingstonn says:

    @ his
    and i replied by ducking those franks! :coffee:
    wtf! why? driving? you crazy? you taking Pops? so many questions… your ass better get in my inbox. :mad:

  48. 48
    Cubarican says:

    What’s wrong with her neck in that pic??

  49. 49
    kingstonn says:

    @ otb
    they trying to see america on Route 66. :rofl:

  50. 50
    iAmChan says:

    Morning family!!

    This is what I log on to for the last day of 2012? The whomever the Mayans thought was coming, should have came.

  51. 51
    Bad Influence says:

    @Jackson, it was all cute when it was in the planning stages :lol:

    its iight tho, i got my 8th on deck :yahoo:

    of course i have to wait til the child is placed into the hotel and sneak to the car but…we do what we must :yes:

  52. 52
    OutsidetheBox says:

    All I see in the Griswalds and their station wagon. :hahaha: Whew Lawd keep my 8th close.. :hahaha:

  53. 53
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Chan.. I thought Sandra said she was giving away an LV bag. :waiting: BEFORE year’s end.

  54. 54
    San says:

    Kinda tacky to hve kids with another man and divorce isn’t final though

  55. 55
    Nola_D says:

    Now Auntie… You know this is not true! LMAO! :rofl: That’s probably what BeYAWNce’s thinking though! HA!

  56. 56
    iAmChan says:

    @ OutsidetheBox

    Well, I’m not the type to carry bags and all, but she did say something of the sort.

    BTW, did my gravi change, as I attempted to update it?

  57. 57
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Kinda tacky to hve kids with another man and divorce isn’t final though

    _______________

    Not if you light bright and deemed right by mainstream :lol:

  58. 58
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Chan :no: Its the same for me..i havent cleared my browser tho.

  59. 59
    Bad Influence says:

    @King, in a nutshell, its costing me a lil over a g to drive and haul a small trailer.. :yes:

    buying plane tix for all of us, shipping my kitty, hiring a moving company to move my shyt would have cost me about 5 grand.. :no:

    i figured, mind as well do a once in a lifetime road trip and have some fun cause im never doing this shyt again :nono:

  60. 60
    Flawless says:

    Lmao Beyonce aint studding this chic

  61. 61
    Diva says:

    :rofl: @Those text messages
    hey ya’ll :wave:

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    Gigi26 says:

    Kinda tacky to hve kids with another man and divorce isn’t final though

    VERY.

  64. 64
    Bad Influence says:

    @Jackson, there wont be a dead ass granny on the roof of my whip :hahaha: no ma’am…

  65. 65
    Diva says:

    Bad Influence :hug: hey mami!!!!!!!

  66. 66
    Bad Influence says:

    FAY! hunty!! :hug:

  67. 67
    mzwhang90210 says:

    :dead: @ those texts..and that Beyface

    :waves:
    GM Sandra
    GM Erryonesssssssssss!!

    :newbie: <~~ REALLY reads…I want that LV bag!!

  68. 68
    VDot says:

    and this need 2 apply ur lipstick like a drunk bish just to achieve “fuller lips”

    _______________________________

    Toni Braxton does this. Baffles the chit out of me.

    Mornin’ Roses :waves:

  69. 69
    Bad Influence says:

    Divaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :hug: hi mama!!

  70. 70
    iWhip says:

    hey HIS :hug: have a safe trip to yo new city & whatnot. so what’s that like a 85 hour drive? :think:

  71. 71
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Diva :wave: <— new onesie for your granboy

  72. 72
    Sam says:

    Diva :yahoo:
    Iwhip i thought you had left us :happy:

  73. 73
    mzwhang90210 says:

    I can’t waittttt…for the photo shopped “this is what the baby will look like” pics!

    Divurrr
    FayFayyyyy
    Gigi
    Badda BOOM!
    San
    Kingston
    Sam
    Wut Wuuuuuut
    JenEEE :heart:
    Marquez
    GaGirl
    Kay and Companyyyyy :happy:

    So umm..who’s cookin chittlins fo NY’s? :hahaha:

  74. 74
    Bad Influence says:

    Whang & Vdot :woohoo:

    hi bews!

  75. 75
    iWhip says:

    :hahaha:

    MzWhangdang! where is the bitch going today?? i SO want her to get her life, she do too damn much! :rofl:

    ____________________
    Auntie is imma get a chance to win that bag today? my bronchitis will interfere with me posting moving forward :waiting:

  76. 76
    DoNotDeleteMe says:

    I’m a believer that this text exhange happened betwixt BeDunce’ and Fungus Kumtrashian! :rofl:

  77. 77
    Betamax82 says:

    :dead: @ that pup MzWhang :lol:

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    VDot says:

    I wanna do a (one way) cross country road trip!! :crying: In the spring tho.

    As for this post, umm I guess :eyeroll: They both been thirsty for some babies and attention. So this seems right up their alley.

  79. 79
    Bad Influence says:

    @Fay, its almost 40..im breaking it into 3 days tho…thanks bew

    and that spa water u posted, im all over that :yes:

  80. 80
    mzwhang90210 says:

    :dead: @ FayFay….chileeee us gon sneak into that White House & brang in 2013. Arse up…paws down!!

    :hahaha: @ Delete #76

  81. 81
    Diva says:

    :wave: OTB, awww you so nicccccccccccccccce!
    Whip
    Whang
    Sam
    Vdot

    I missed ya’ll!!! :buttshake:

  82. 82
    mzwhang90210 says:

    :waves:
    Betaaaaaaaa…she sharb aint she?!
    Vdot.

  83. 83
    Diva says:

    This LV giveaway is for errbody, right and not just peeps in the ATL area? Auntie, what LV bag is it?

  84. 84
    Sam says:

    Ummm
    Whang that geriatic(sp?) pooch :wails: why lordt :rofl: she lookin like darling…….

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    free says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says: Kim commits fully to her lies… She will have her baby bump surgically implanted so she won’t have the “babyfold” incident happen to her..

    *******************************

    kim can’t have a pillow cause mama kris is gonna make a killing off of this pregnancy. it’s gotta be real.

  86. 86
    Diva says:

    Sam says:

    Ummm
    Whang that geriatic(sp?) pooch why lordt she lookin like darling…….

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Bish looking like CHER with blonde hair :rofl:

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    iWhip says:

    Arse up…paws down

    :hahaha: LMAOOOO!!!!
    _____________________

    hey Sam & Diva! :hi: i hope u both are blessed & well this coming new year!
    _____________
    HIS i friggin LUBBBBB spa water :love: i don’t think i coulda got where i am with my water drinking without it. and it’s sooo many possibilities. it’s all in what ur preference is. bomb sh!t :yahoo:

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    Gigi26 says:

    Hey MzWhang! :hi:

    Oooh Bo’s bish lookin sharp, is that Marilyn inspired or Jackie O? :hahaha:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    :hahaha: @ Sam

    :shotsfired1: @ OTB, FayFay & Diva

    the bag is mineeeee….mine mine

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    San says:

    She just might get her own show off this

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    Sam says:

    whang pooch makin me want to have a ****tail :rofl:

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    iWhip says:

    OTB i called yew! :crying:

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    Sam says:

    what’s spa water :thinking:

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    Gigi26 says:

    kim can’t have a pillow cause mama kris is gonna make a killing off of this pregnancy. it’s gotta be real.
    =================================
    :cosign: And not only that if he was a real dude he’d hemm that filthy powder pussied bytch for alimony too and a big chunk of that “wedding special on tv” change :yes:

    Play smart Kris, play fukkin smart!

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    Oooh Bo’s bish lookin sharp, is that Marilyn inspired or Jackie O
    _______________________
    Marilyn chileeee
    :rofl:

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    Sam says:

    Marilyn chileeee
    ^^^^
    I’m gettin eartha Kitt honey :rofl:

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    Who Dat says:

    So Fayla aint gonna be on here no more? She got bronchitis too huh?

    *pours out some cough sizzurp for her

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    And not only that if he was a real dude he’d hemm that filthy powder pussied b&&ch for alimony too and a big chunk of that “wedding special on tv” change

    Play smart Kris, play f&&in smart!
    _______________________
    :cosign:
    Cuz u KNOW mama Kris has endorsement deals for this baby already lined up!

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    MissHarlem says:

    HELLO EVERYONE :yahoo:

    Dont really care about no damn text in any event I am ready to get WASTED!!

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    Betamax82 says:

    :yes: MzWhang

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    Diva says:

    @Fayla, aww thank you ma’am and wishing you the same!!! 2013 is right around the :kona:

    @Whang, I’mma go ahead and claim that bag *files nails*

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    Sam says: I’m gettin eartha Kitt honey
    _____________________________
    :dead:
    “Marcusssssssssssss…grrrrrrr”
    :hahaha:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    @Fay :wave: Im back bew. Memba my after xmas texts.. :( :)

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    iWhip says:

    :sick: thanks KDUB! :love: <—always from me *points to self* to yew

  106. 106
    Diva says:

    :hug: MissHarlem hey bewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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    Who Dat says:

    Whang’s pooch tryna get her backyard hunch on. GONE on bish. Give her a bathroom or a closet or something so they aint gotta be out in the open doing their bidness….

    :rofl:

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    Kelseys Mom says:

    :rofl: and by the way :newbie:

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    Diva says:

    :wave: Hey KDUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB :buttshake:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    MissHarlemmmmmmmm :happy:

    :waves: <~~an oxtail

    @Diva…u wanna keep them pretty lil fangas u filin? Step away from that bag then! :warning:

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    MissHarlem says:

    DIVA :hug: hey boo

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    :dead: @Kdub #107
    bwahhhaaaaaaaaa

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    missmiami says:

    Queen Bey and Tamar gonna go head to head in 2013 :D

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    MissHarlem says:

    MZWHANGGGGG :woohoo: <— me after my oxtail

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    :newpost: is up. Hilary Clinton

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    Diva says:

    mzwhang90210 says:

    MissHarlemmmmmmmm

    <~~an oxtail

    @Diva…u wanna keep them pretty lil fangas u filin? Step away from that bag then!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Whang, you my guhl and all but when a LV bag on the line I'll cut yo azz up for it! :rofl:

  117. 117
    iAmChan says:

    @ iWhip

    …………well good morning maam.

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    free says:

    San says: She just might get her own show off this

    ***********************

    oh, there WILL be a show. we might even see lil kimye come outta that puss in the delivery room.

    expect a blue ivy II announcement, as well, cause bey ain’t gonna like the shine from all this.

  119. 119
    Smonae80 says:

    :waves: hey SR peeps

    Sandy :ha:

    Free says:
    there WILL be a show. we might even see lil kimye come outta that puss in the delivery room. PLZ No :no:

  120. 120
    Oprahs Bunion says:

    Good Morning Everyone!:waves:

  121. 121
    Keesh says:

    Morning yall :wave: I know yall didnt think I wasnt gonna get up with yall on the last day of the year

  122. 122
    Keesh says:

    Who in the hell cares about Kim or KaNye…They want to be soooo much like Jay and Bey is funny. Congrats to them though, a baby is a beautiful thing!!

  123. 123
    KayCeiSoul says:

    Good Morning Keesh! :waves:

    :cosign: They want to be like alot of people. That “keeping up with the Joneses” mentality does not change when folks get bread – it only gets worse because you have more to compete with and the ability to do it.

    Plus they’re both getting older. They know they can only ride that wave for so long, you know?

  124. 124
    KayCeiSoul says:

    Hey & :hug: to all of the above. I was in another post wasting my valuable time. Glad to see y’all on this here good NYE!!

    Who’s frying chicken wangs??
    :thinking:

    Put me two wangs in a piece of paper towel hot out the grease and pass me some hotsauce. Haven’t fried chicken since I’ve been preggers. :ashamed:

  125. 125
    missmiami says:

    :offtopic: What do u guys cook for NY day? I got my fish for health, black eye peas for luck and greens for money :D plus i have to do laundry before midnight tonight. Mama used to say if u wash laundry going into NY u washing someone ya life. Crazy :rofl:

  126. 126
    KayCeiSoul says:

    @missmiami

    We usually have:

    Greens = money
    Black-Eyed Peas = Prosperity
    Fried Chicken = ’cause we lak’tuh eat it (per PawPaw)
    Chitlins = high blood pressure (I don’t partake) *lmao*
    Candied Yams = the starch of the meal I reck’on :shrugs:
    Mac & Cheese = for high carb content
    Cornbread = ’cause Wonderbread don’t match

  127. 127
    missmiami says:

    ^^^^ sounds yummy

  128. 128
    DoNotDeleteMe says:

    @missmiami:

    My family and I are doing something simple: taco salad. We chose to do something simple and easy and that requires very minimal clean up.

    #LAZY***cough***LAZY

    :rofl:

  129. 129
    cougar lover says:

    lol why errbody on B nuts fo!

  130. 130
    iyonah says:

    @missmiami I believe in that clean laundry and clean house into the new year as well, one year I didn’t do it, and my year was messy (2011) .. lol.

  131. 131
    spiceykay says:

    Taco salad sounds good but I will still need to eat some black eye peas

  132. 132
    jazi65 says:

    so much for beyaki being the talk of 2013 :rofl:

  133. 133
    missmiami says:

    Yep, my 2012 was hella messy

  134. 134
    ReadingIsFundamental says:

    Didn’t read the above comments so, I’m not sure if this has been said but, you don’t ask “who is this” when their name comes up on the text screen. Also, Beyonce does not have Sprint.

  135. 135
    RegyBery says:

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Sandra gul I had to log on just to laugh in font. “Turn yo caps off” I am truly dead at this post.

  136. 136
    tintin1979 says:

    lmao hahahahhhha

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    tintin1979 says:

    that pic of bey, lawd jesus, when did she become so hood

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