Did Kim Kardashian Text Beyonce with Baby News?

Kim Kardashian Text Beyonce

I don’t know how true this is, but supposedly Kim Kardashian woke Beyonce up early this morning to break the baby news to her personally. Read their texts after the break. Again, I can’t confirm the authenticity of the text messages.

Kim Kardashian Text Beyonce

Source: Facebook



 



  • FuturedocDonte

    :rofl: Just Effin :dead: SAndra!!!!

  • jealousCNenvy

    Thats whack!!

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    @ FuturedocDonte: I just report the news, hun. I don’t make it up. :coffee:

  • GAGIRL87

    Who is this???

    KIM!!!

    Girl Turn Your caps off did he propose?

    :rofl: I’m weak!

  • WUT U TALKIN BOUT?!

    It should have went like this
    Kim: Girl I’m Pregnant
    Bey: who dis?
    Kim: It’s Kim girrl!
    Bey: The number you have reached is no longer in service…

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    #dead :tea: lol

  • http://twitter.com/SayItaIntSoJoe8 Atypical

    and it always comes back to Beyonce…

  • missmiami

    :rofl: auntie u r CRAY FOR THAT PIC :dead:

  • KayCeiSoul

    She tries so hard to fit in just SOME place, ANY place.
    Somebody please take her. :smack:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :rofl:

  • marquez269

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    It should have went like this
    Kim: Girl I’m Pregnant
    Bey: who dis?
    Kim: It’s Kim girrl!
    Bey: The number you have reached is no longer in service…
    _________________

    :rofl: Or “the brain you have reached is not in service.”

  • Bad Influence

    Sandra u did NOT post this :ghost:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :hahaha: this is just the most :rofl:

  • WUT U TALKIN BOUT?!

    Sandra Rose says:

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

    It should have went like this
    Kim: Girl I’m Pregnant
    Bey: who dis?
    Kim: It’s Kim girrl!
    Bey: The number you have reached is no longer in service…
    _________________

    Or “the brain you have reached is not in service.”
    ———————————-
    :rofl:

  • iyonah

    Lol..I saw this on twitter, too funny you posted it Sandra. I heard alot about Bey’s new song Ratchet. I can’t wait to hear it. Queen Bey — yes!
    :kneel:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Good one Sandy :fistbump: :rofl:

  • kingstonn

    turn your caps off lmsooooo

  • WUT U TALKIN BOUT?!

    I wonder what the baby name is going to be?

    Hashtag was taken as of 10pm last night some dumb chick named her little girl that already.

    Since Blue Ivy is gone maybe Purple Skunkweed is available… :think:

  • Bad Influence

    “the brain you have reached is not in service.”

    oh lawd…is it not shyt day?? cause ya’ll know im down :rofl:

    and in regards to the downstairs post (cause Sandra is crankin these thangs out 2day) if Darth Vader head Lozada wants her man back,good fuggin riddance…ur a non muthaphuckin factor btch…im still shocked that she has “fans” *bey stank face*

  • Ms.Jackson

    Whatever!! Pregnant? That trash bag isn’t pregnant!! It’ll be another Beyaki pregnancy!! All those surgeries, implants, & lipo can’t go to waste. But then again, she is a WaStE!!

  • Bad Influence

    Kingbewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *slingshots a boiled beef frank @ u* :hug:

    ummmm Beyonce and these pictures :no: if she dnt get her shyt 2gether. im starting to think that shes a lil slow when shes not on stage :huh:

  • WUT U TALKIN BOUT?!

    Ms.Jackson says:

    Whatever!! Pregnant? That trash bag isn’t pregnant!! It’ll be another Beyaki pregnancy!! All those surgeries, implants, & lipo can’t go to waste. But then again, she is a WaStE!!
    ————————
    :nono: Kim commits fully to her lies… She will have her baby bump surgically implanted so she won’t have the “babyfold” incident happen to her..

  • Sam

    why can I see OTB post w/ this pic :rofl: :rofl:

  • Gigi26

    What a fukkin shame :no:

    But :rofl: at this!

    Morning Loves :waves:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Nooo @Sam. :hahaha: Too many have it already.. *tosses new hair* They be too swift.. :lol:

  • goat76

    What up err’body!! Happy New Year!!

  • Bad Influence

    and this need 2 apply ur lipstick like a drunk bish just to achieve “fuller lips” is really pissing me off…that shyt aint kewt :nono:

    *sprays a lil olive oil sheen on Beys bangs*

  • http://gumbumper.com/ Gumbumper

    Sandra, I just fell out the chair on this one (I’m falling and can’t get up). HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    if she dnt get her shyt 2gether
    ________________________________

    Now whats wrong with these? :hug:

    Are you outta that cold yet? :eek: You had me shivering under my heated blanket bew.. :no:

  • OutsidetheBox

    “fuller lips”
    ______________

    :eek: Why fo gawd she keep lining them lips like that?

  • Bad Influence

    Jacksonnnnnnn :hug:

    Gigi’licioussssssssssssssss :2dance:

    GOAT :D

  • OutsidetheBox

    Happy New Year @Goat @Everyone :wave: <—slips to write resolutions..

  • OutsidetheBox

    Bey is clatchet, at best..not ratchet.. :lol: But imma let her dream. Some of us think we cute.. :shrug:

  • Bad Influence

    @Jackson, im leaving on Thurdsday :crying:

  • WUT U TALKIN BOUT?!

    goat76 says:

    What up err’body!! Happy New Year!!
    ——————–
    Whaddap there nah GOAT :waves:

  • Sam

    Sandra should use these *bey stank face* pics instead of the captain picard one :rofl:

    she like bish blue busy :rofl:

  • Gigi26

    :hugs: BAD BOO!!!

    Bey looks…idk how do I put this nicely in a sentence…

    Stupid. Yup :no: Esp the lips, look like she put that shyt on in the dark :no:

  • OutsidetheBox

    and it always comes back to Beyonce…
    ____________________________________

    :lol ::hahaha:

  • kingstonn

    @ his
    where you going? :mad:

  • Bad Influence

    @Sam hay bew hay! :waves:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Aww thats only a days awayyy <—- I sung it.. :yes:

  • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

    Wow this is all kinds of a hilarious lie :rofl:

  • Sam

    bad :happy:

    have a safe move hun

  • Bad Influence

    @My King’bew bish didnt i greet u a few comments ago? :waiting:

    im moving back 2 vegas…oh and im driving *jumps out the window* what were we thinking?? :cuss:

  • OutsidetheBox

    what were we thinking??
    _________________________

    Yall was thinking big yo :rofl ::rofl: #TEamFamily LMAoooo

  • kingstonn

    @ his
    and i replied by ducking those franks! :coffee:
    wtf! why? driving? you crazy? you taking Pops? so many questions… your ass better get in my inbox. :mad:

  • Cubarican

    What’s wrong with her neck in that pic??

  • kingstonn

    @ otb
    they trying to see america on Route 66. :rofl:

  • https://twitter.com/I_Am_Durty iAmChan

    Morning family!!

    This is what I log on to for the last day of 2012? The whomever the Mayans thought was coming, should have came.

  • Bad Influence

    @Jackson, it was all cute when it was in the planning stages :lol:

    its iight tho, i got my 8th on deck :yahoo:

    of course i have to wait til the child is placed into the hotel and sneak to the car but…we do what we must :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    All I see in the Griswalds and their station wagon. :hahaha: Whew Lawd keep my 8th close.. :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Chan.. I thought Sandra said she was giving away an LV bag. :waiting: BEFORE year’s end.

  • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

    Kinda tacky to hve kids with another man and divorce isn’t final though

  • http://www.things2dotoday.blogspot.com Nola_D

    Now Auntie… You know this is not true! LMAO! :rofl: That’s probably what BeYAWNce’s thinking though! HA!

  • https://twitter.com/I_Am_Durty iAmChan

    @ OutsidetheBox

    Well, I’m not the type to carry bags and all, but she did say something of the sort.

    BTW, did my gravi change, as I attempted to update it?

  • OutsidetheBox

    Kinda tacky to hve kids with another man and divorce isn’t final though

    _______________

    Not if you light bright and deemed right by mainstream :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Chan :no: Its the same for me..i havent cleared my browser tho.

  • Bad Influence

    @King, in a nutshell, its costing me a lil over a g to drive and haul a small trailer.. :yes:

    buying plane tix for all of us, shipping my kitty, hiring a moving company to move my shyt would have cost me about 5 grand.. :no:

    i figured, mind as well do a once in a lifetime road trip and have some fun cause im never doing this shyt again :nono:

  • Flawless

    Lmao Beyonce aint studding this chic

  • Diva

    :rofl: @Those text messages
    hey ya’ll :wave:

  • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

    :yawn:

  • Gigi26

    Kinda tacky to hve kids with another man and divorce isn’t final though

    VERY.

  • Bad Influence

    @Jackson, there wont be a dead ass granny on the roof of my whip :hahaha: no ma’am…

  • Diva

    Bad Influence :hug: hey mami!!!!!!!

  • Bad Influence

    FAY! hunty!! :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    :dead: @ those texts..and that Beyface

    :waves:
    GM Sandra
    GM Erryonesssssssssss!!

    :newbie: <~~ REALLY reads…I want that LV bag!!

  • VDot

    and this need 2 apply ur lipstick like a drunk bish just to achieve “fuller lips”

    _______________________________

    Toni Braxton does this. Baffles the chit out of me.

    Mornin’ Roses :waves:

  • Bad Influence

    Divaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :hug: hi mama!!

  • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

    hey HIS :hug: have a safe trip to yo new city & whatnot. so what’s that like a 85 hour drive? :think:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Diva :wave: <— new onesie for your granboy

  • Sam

    Diva :yahoo:
    Iwhip i thought you had left us :happy:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    I can’t waittttt…for the photo shopped “this is what the baby will look like” pics!

    Divurrr
    FayFayyyyy
    Gigi
    Badda BOOM!
    San
    Kingston
    Sam
    Wut Wuuuuuut
    JenEEE :heart:
    Marquez
    GaGirl
    Kay and Companyyyyy :happy:

    So umm..who’s cookin chittlins fo NY’s? :hahaha:

  • Bad Influence

    Whang & Vdot :woohoo:

    hi bews!

  • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

    :hahaha:

    MzWhangdang! where is the bitch going today?? i SO want her to get her life, she do too damn much! :rofl:

    ____________________
    Auntie is imma get a chance to win that bag today? my bronchitis will interfere with me posting moving forward :waiting:

  • DoNotDeleteMe

    I’m a believer that this text exhange happened betwixt BeDunce’ and Fungus Kumtrashian! :rofl:

  • Betamax82

    :dead: @ that pup MzWhang :lol:

  • VDot

    I wanna do a (one way) cross country road trip!! :crying: In the spring tho.

    As for this post, umm I guess :eyeroll: They both been thirsty for some babies and attention. So this seems right up their alley.

  • Bad Influence

    @Fay, its almost 40..im breaking it into 3 days tho…thanks bew

    and that spa water u posted, im all over that :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    :dead: @ FayFay….chileeee us gon sneak into that White House & brang in 2013. Arse up…paws down!!

    :hahaha: @ Delete #76

  • Diva

    :wave: OTB, awww you so nicccccccccccccccce!
    Whip
    Whang
    Sam
    Vdot

    I missed ya’ll!!! :buttshake:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    :waves:
    Betaaaaaaaa…she sharb aint she?!
    Vdot.

  • Diva

    This LV giveaway is for errbody, right and not just peeps in the ATL area? Auntie, what LV bag is it?

  • Sam

    Ummm
    Whang that geriatic(sp?) pooch :wails: why lordt :rofl: she lookin like darling…….

  • free

    WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says: Kim commits fully to her lies… She will have her baby bump surgically implanted so she won’t have the “babyfold” incident happen to her..

    *******************************

    kim can’t have a pillow cause mama kris is gonna make a killing off of this pregnancy. it’s gotta be real.

  • Diva

    Sam says:

    Ummm
    Whang that geriatic(sp?) pooch why lordt she lookin like darling…….

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Bish looking like CHER with blonde hair :rofl:

  • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

    :waves: mzwhang

  • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

    Arse up…paws down

    :hahaha: LMAOOOO!!!!
    _____________________

    hey Sam & Diva! :hi: i hope u both are blessed & well this coming new year!
    _____________
    HIS i friggin LUBBBBB spa water :love: i don’t think i coulda got where i am with my water drinking without it. and it’s sooo many possibilities. it’s all in what ur preference is. bomb sh!t :yahoo:

  • Gigi26

    Hey MzWhang! :hi:

    Oooh Bo’s bish lookin sharp, is that Marilyn inspired or Jackie O? :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    :hahaha: @ Sam

    :shotsfired1: @ OTB, FayFay & Diva

    the bag is mineeeee….mine mine

  • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

    She just might get her own show off this

  • Sam

    whang pooch makin me want to have a ****tail :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

    OTB i called yew! :crying:

  • Sam

    what’s spa water :thinking:

  • Gigi26

    kim can’t have a pillow cause mama kris is gonna make a killing off of this pregnancy. it’s gotta be real.
    =================================
    :cosign: And not only that if he was a real dude he’d hemm that filthy powder pussied bytch for alimony too and a big chunk of that “wedding special on tv” change :yes:

    Play smart Kris, play fukkin smart!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    Oooh Bo’s bish lookin sharp, is that Marilyn inspired or Jackie O
    _______________________
    Marilyn chileeee
    :rofl:

  • Sam

    Marilyn chileeee
    ^^^^
    I’m gettin eartha Kitt honey :rofl:

  • Who Dat

    So Fayla aint gonna be on here no more? She got bronchitis too huh?

    *pours out some cough sizzurp for her

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    And not only that if he was a real dude he’d hemm that filthy powder pussied b&&ch for alimony too and a big chunk of that “wedding special on tv” change

    Play smart Kris, play f&&in smart!
    _______________________
    :cosign:
    Cuz u KNOW mama Kris has endorsement deals for this baby already lined up!

  • MissHarlem

    HELLO EVERYONE :yahoo:

    Dont really care about no damn text in any event I am ready to get WASTED!!

  • Betamax82

    :yes: MzWhang

  • Diva

    @Fayla, aww thank you ma’am and wishing you the same!!! 2013 is right around the :kona:

    @Whang, I’mma go ahead and claim that bag *files nails*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    Sam says: I’m gettin eartha Kitt honey
    _____________________________
    :dead:
    “Marcusssssssssssss…grrrrrrr”
    :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Fay :wave: Im back bew. Memba my after xmas texts.. :( :)

  • http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

    :sick: thanks KDUB! :love: <—always from me *points to self* to yew

  • Diva

    :hug: MissHarlem hey bewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  • Who Dat

    Whang’s pooch tryna get her backyard hunch on. GONE on bish. Give her a bathroom or a closet or something so they aint gotta be out in the open doing their bidness….

    :rofl:

  • Kelseys Mom

    :rofl: and by the way :newbie:

  • Diva

    :wave: Hey KDUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB :buttshake:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    MissHarlemmmmmmmm :happy:

    :waves: <~~an oxtail

    @Diva…u wanna keep them pretty lil fangas u filin? Step away from that bag then! :warning:

  • MissHarlem

    DIVA :hug: hey boo

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    :dead: @Kdub #107
    bwahhhaaaaaaaaa

  • missmiami

    Queen Bey and Tamar gonna go head to head in 2013 :D

  • MissHarlem

    MZWHANGGGGG :woohoo: <— me after my oxtail

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

    :newpost: is up. Hilary Clinton

  • Diva

    mzwhang90210 says:

    MissHarlemmmmmmmm

    <~~an oxtail

    @Diva…u wanna keep them pretty lil fangas u filin? Step away from that bag then!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Whang, you my guhl and all but when a LV bag on the line I'll cut yo azz up for it! :rofl:

  • https://twitter.com/I_Am_Durty iAmChan

    @ iWhip

    …………well good morning maam.

  • free

    San says: She just might get her own show off this

    ***********************

    oh, there WILL be a show. we might even see lil kimye come outta that puss in the delivery room.

    expect a blue ivy II announcement, as well, cause bey ain’t gonna like the shine from all this.

  • Smonae80

    :waves: hey SR peeps

    Sandy :ha:

    Free says:
    there WILL be a show. we might even see lil kimye come outta that puss in the delivery room. PLZ No :no:

  • Oprahs Bunion

    Good Morning Everyone!:waves:

  • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

    Morning yall :wave: I know yall didnt think I wasnt gonna get up with yall on the last day of the year

  • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

    Who in the hell cares about Kim or KaNye…They want to be soooo much like Jay and Bey is funny. Congrats to them though, a baby is a beautiful thing!!

  • KayCeiSoul

    Good Morning Keesh! :waves:

    :cosign: They want to be like alot of people. That “keeping up with the Joneses” mentality does not change when folks get bread – it only gets worse because you have more to compete with and the ability to do it.

    Plus they’re both getting older. They know they can only ride that wave for so long, you know?

  • KayCeiSoul

    Hey & :hug: to all of the above. I was in another post wasting my valuable time. Glad to see y’all on this here good NYE!!

    Who’s frying chicken wangs??
    :thinking:

    Put me two wangs in a piece of paper towel hot out the grease and pass me some hotsauce. Haven’t fried chicken since I’ve been preggers. :ashamed:

  • missmiami

    :offtopic: What do u guys cook for NY day? I got my fish for health, black eye peas for luck and greens for money :D plus i have to do laundry before midnight tonight. Mama used to say if u wash laundry going into NY u washing someone ya life. Crazy :rofl:

  • KayCeiSoul

    @missmiami

    We usually have:

    Greens = money
    Black-Eyed Peas = Prosperity
    Fried Chicken = ’cause we lak’tuh eat it (per PawPaw)
    Chitlins = high blood pressure (I don’t partake) *lmao*
    Candied Yams = the starch of the meal I reck’on :shrugs:
    Mac & Cheese = for high carb content
    Cornbread = ’cause Wonderbread don’t match

  • missmiami

    ^^^^ sounds yummy

  • DoNotDeleteMe

    @missmiami:

    My family and I are doing something simple: taco salad. We chose to do something simple and easy and that requires very minimal clean up.

    #LAZY***cough***LAZY

    :rofl:

  • cougar lover

    lol why errbody on B nuts fo!

  • iyonah

    @missmiami I believe in that clean laundry and clean house into the new year as well, one year I didn’t do it, and my year was messy (2011) .. lol.

  • spiceykay

    Taco salad sounds good but I will still need to eat some black eye peas

  • jazi65

    so much for beyaki being the talk of 2013 :rofl:

  • missmiami

    Yep, my 2012 was hella messy

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    Didn’t read the above comments so, I’m not sure if this has been said but, you don’t ask “who is this” when their name comes up on the text screen. Also, Beyonce does not have Sprint.

  • RegyBery

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Sandra gul I had to log on just to laugh in font. “Turn yo caps off” I am truly dead at this post.

  • tintin1979

    lmao hahahahhhha

  • tintin1979

    that pic of bey, lawd jesus, when did she become so hood