Dwyane Wade heckler ejected for saying Gabrielle Union tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios
Okay, I’m kidding about the Honey Nut Cheerios thing. But the guy who was ejected from last night’s Miami Heat vs Utah Jazz game for heckling Miami Heat superstar Dwyane Wade had a very expensive front row seat. Just because he’s a well-heeled fan doesn’t give him the right to shoot off his mouth and disrupt a NBA game. Only NY Knicks superfan Spike Lee can do that.
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WUT WUT in the BUTT!
sup nah?
Why are they face to face? I guess I’ll have to look at the video when I get home. Meanwhile my Thunder continue to do the damn thang.
it’s like 76 degrees outside, but 65 in here
muddabishes! 
do yall know about ombre lips?? i just found out about them today
i’m in LUBBB!!! 
so did anyone talk about LHH yet? tryin to work and drive by post..
So yall Know Doc said that Kevin didnt say that to Melo?
Is Doc lying? Or was Melo just off his rocker? I know they say he been fasting a lot lately.
Also, did they mean Honey Bunches of Oats? Great grains? Mueslix?
always some lame azz yt dude tryna be cool. corny azz paid all that money to do everything but enjoy the game.
Ive seen some haute ones on Tumblr @Fay
Morning.
Everybody can’t taste like Cheerios, come on now.
Huh.
but them damn cheerios don’t even taste good!
if they said fruity pebbles…. *swoons*
<—Resses Puffs @Kita
@fay ombre lips are so pretty to me. I need to master the though!
<— more of a cinnamon toast crunch gal myself
OTB
guhl that chit gave me LIFE today. now a bish gotta go out & purchase some chit to make it happen 
uber pretty IMO. i love anything with a “fade-out” look 
how u durrin?
sup Dimpz!
let’s talk about Kevin Hart
…and his mint green smedium tee…
@ Jay..they get soggy too quick.
KY!
dontyewbemadbew
says:
do yall know about ombre lips??
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No, but I just Googled it and I likes. I wonder how one achieves it.
FAY!
ION get it though! I sit behind (well 2nd row) behind the Bulls opponents and I root for my team, talk ish about the other team, embarrass my son, and I wish they would!
Everybody can’t taste like Cheerios,
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Bird says:
Why are they face to face?
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And where is security? I don’t mean the old woman.
@OTB What is Resses Puffs Boo
@ fay
they’re cute! but i can imagine that sht coming off after like 4 mins.
New Girl
Jmo
Kingstonn
OTB
Milky
Ky
hell errbody
Bird guhl search it on youtube. tutorials galore!
OutsidetheBox says:
So yall Know Doc said that Kevin didnt say that to Melo?
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I didn’t think he did. But you know the media runs loose and fast with everything bloggers say these days.
MMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPP
dontyewbemadbew
says:
do yall know about ombre lips?? i just found out about them today i’m in LUBBB!!!
OH yes my cousin is a makeup artist so she’e been working that two-tone..it’s fly
MzDimplez1123 says:
Everybody can’t taste like Cheerios, come on now.
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DTTS
i sawwy i missed your call. tonight pls? 
King
IKR, be cute for a pic & then yeah… 
kingstonn says:
but them damn cheerios don’t even taste good!
if they said fruity pebbles…. *swoons*
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Or my favorite.. Lucky Charms cereal. Yum!
Yeah..Auntie making a DMV run today.
I think there’s some type of link between that narcissist post yesterday and these Flash Gordon posts today. IJS.
Sounds like Lucy got some ‘splainin’ ta’ dew.
Only NY Knicks superfan Spike Lee can do that
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You FO’GOT
Laker Superfan Jack Nicholson.
Laker Superfan Dyan Cannon.
Wildcats Superfan Ashley Judd.
Im well @Fay
Twerk i GOTS to have it!
Unapologetic!
sup doe?
dtts
sandra
kycakes
dontyew
kingstonn
unapologetic
mzdimpz
bird
jmo
otb
beta
wut
*flashback to when Ron Artest jumped into those stands*
good chit
@ Sandra
them so!
yesssss lucky charms! i
@ Dtts
@ Fay
ion even think mine would stay on for the picture.
my hair always ends up with my lipstick.
But you know the media runs loose and fast with everything bloggers say these days.
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Nah?
You kidding.
<–Kaboom.
If everybody ate pineapples as suggested here
they’d all have sweet juices flowing 
That reminds me of the song from The Breakfast Club 
Dontchew forget about me, don don don don, donchew forget about me…..walk on by……
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Dontchew
Damn Sandra. You are throwing these posts up fast today…. or I’m running super late. I’m lost.
ewwww @Sandra! ion like candy & cereals together
i likes grown folk cereals. i’ll leave them lucky charms for yew kiddos
KAY!
girl! now GONE, GIT! 
I LOVE Lucky Charms. Honey Nut Cheerios still my fav. The toasted oats taste just like Cheerios.
NaijaGal says:
*flashback to when Ron Artest jumped into those stands*
good chit
Or Harden’s sister doing the choke down in China!
Or my favorite.. Lucky Charms cereal. Yum!
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I’m partial to Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Sandra, are you noticing the lack of/muted vitriol in the media for Lance Armstrong?
I used to :LOVE: Lucky Charms. Then my smart ass cousin had to tell that dried marshmallows aren’t part of a nutritious breakfast.
Unapologetic!
Nice to see you.
New Girl!
Dude looks like he would have been crying like a little girl trying to sue D Wade if he got punched.
He probably feels privileged to be able to talk trash to players.
@ OTB – I will kill a box of Reese’s Puff’s in a day with some Almond milk. Matter of fact, thank you for the dinner idea. Regular food just ain’t sitting right with me these last couple weeks. Hellfire acid reflux with anything…even a cracker.
Or my favorite.. Lucky Charms cereal. Yum!
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mines to Sandra. Double Yum!
Hey Fay!
Don’t act out. I’m mean today.
dontyewbemadbew
says:
Twerk i GOTS to have it!
I haven’t tried it yet but I will
good job security… And wade still going be who he is and that dude would still be hes not.. #heatboys
@ Milky…Is that JayCeeOnnnnnnn?
D. Wade is garbage these days. That’s prolly what that fan was tellin him.
*cues Orange Juice Jones ‘I Saw You (and him) Walking in the Rain’*
Hush puppy wearing!….Tricks are for kids… 
hayyy milkayyy!
ew, i cannot stand Frosted Flakes. or Fruit Loops.
i will kill a box of Special K tho. KILL!
Ohhh. King i aint there yet
gimme bout 10 years tho! 
#exkralonghairprollums
u, Candy, & DTTS’s asses
speaking of where is ole Candypants been & chit?
Lance Armstrong is an arrogant asshole but I kinda respect his gangsta.
If he was black, though, the media would be dragging him around by his ball.
Aww @Kay! Shuga you eat whatever you fancy.
Baby gonna be gaining about a pound a week tho.
Take care.. LOL
Hellfire acid reflux with anything…even a cracker
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my nephew must have a lot of hair. I was like that and my last son had a head full of hair!!
@Dontyew
Not to b rude or nothing but who r u sweetie?
That Xmas Laker game that Jack Nicholson almost got his azz tossed OUT of long years ago still is a priceless azz moment to MEH.
Well the numerous times his azz almost got ejected but THAT time was SPECIAL 
Well if I wind up getting my shoes and outfit that I won in Sandra’s last contest right before the holiday I will submit a pic with my new wig (I had to give up on Shekinah as she is not a natural hair girl) and some Ombre lips. The photo shoot appears to have fallen through as well. That’s if yall promise not to laugh at me for being big as a house. A sista working it out.
Special K? Kingstunn bye!
What’s up fam… I just wanted to come in and holla.
I just saw that Biggie post downstairs, I didn’t get a chance to read the comments but I saw them damn teef and all that tarter & plaque on em. I know y’all went IN on them thangs.
I’ll be back on later
ION like Fruit Loops.
Jay on the other hand, loves those and Apple Jacks.
@ Fay..I think Candi likes Twitter better.
Candypants
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MIA. May be over in timeout?
I’m partial to Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
YASSSS!! nom nom nom!
them HNC ill the bomb tho!
Milkay!!!
sup bew?
MMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@KayCeiSoul When I was pregnant with my son, I had that same problem. I was told all it was because my son would have a lot of hair. I did not even believe that. When he was born, he had hair everywhere. And a full head of it. smh. I forgot what the meds were called, but you can get them at CVS and chew them after eating and it helps a lot. I’ll try to find the name of it.
cues Orange Juice Jones ‘I Saw You (and him) Walking in the Rain’*
Hush puppy wearing!….Tricks are for kids…
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this is one of my fav songs “you without me is like the cornflakes without the milk. this my world u just a squirrel tryin to get a nut..
Or Harden’s sister doing the choke down in China
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yes one mustn’t forget the international scuffle
@KAYCEI
Don’t be feeding OUR baby that Reese’s Puffs garbage. I’m a send you some Kix.
Oh just scrolled up is that Fay
KINGSTONN I am going home in March after Carnival
I need to see my island without all the extra people 
FAYLA a hard head makes a soft ass
ysoserious says:
Lance Armstrong is an arrogant asshole but I kinda respect his gangsta.
If he was black, though, the media would be dragging him around by his ball
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Barry Bonds
Bird we promise *pinky finger up and curved*
. Show us some pics. 
@ Shaun…. Try the Vanilla Almond Special K.
Dontchew, twin is probably knitting fancy custom made fingerless gloves for the needy
Bird, I will not say anything unless it’s nice. #positive
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Midwest fam
@Yall,
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
*cues Orange Juice Jones ‘I Saw You (and him) Walking in the Rain’*
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I heard that on the radio yesterday. I couldn't get out the car until he finished his speaking part. " I missed you so much I followed you today."
Milky says:
Hellfire acid reflux with anything…even a cracker
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my nephew must have a lot of hair. I was like that and my last son had a head full of hair!!
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All of this!!!! Milky it’s after 12 noon. Let’s drink love! where Diva at?
Kix
Shewwww. With a touch of sugar?!?! GoodT!
Damn I be missing that WIC cereal!
<–juicy juice
Hey Cuz!
Milky
Kix
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berry berry Kix was my chit
ysoserious says:
Lance Armstrong is an arrogant asshole but I kinda respect his gangsta.
If he was black, though, the media would be dragging him around by his ball.
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Bird we aint gone laugh, gone put it up
Only one person calls another person Moon Pie!
#aintmyfault #clue
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Milky,
THAT is my jam!!!
Lucky Charms is the nastiest cereal ever made
OutsidetheBox says:
Kix
Shewwww. With a touch of sugar?!?! GoodT!
Damn I be missing that WIC cereal!
<–juicy juice
All of this!!!! Milky it’s after 12 noon. Let’s drink love! where Diva at?
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gurl shamone and po up!! Divvaaaaaaa some out to playyyyyyyy! (again really means drank)
Unapologetic u dont reckanize meh??
afta all that pretty hair done been hooked up?? 
damn shame! 
I have @kita. I like it for the most part, expecially the almonds..I like Honey Bunches of anything…better tho.
The flakes in special k put me in the mind of raisin bran flakes. Its a mind thing.
Isn’t Kaboom like Fabuloso?
JMO says:
Lucky Charms is the nastiest cereal ever made
OutsidetheBox says:
Bird we promise *pinky finger up and curved* . Show us some pics.
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I had tried to get hubby in the pic when I thought we might be getting the professional shoot, but he was like hail to the naw. You know I ain’t into all that internet stuff. I bet he’ll be down if the pic came out nice.
I think the Honey Bunches flakes are too…thin?
I’m surprised no one said Frosted Flakes … Usually thats #1
@dtts u about to have be put on my Pandora so I can hear it.
That ninja was like “Dont go lookin in no closets, everythang u came wit is packed at the front door” He was like Bish get yo azz out of here now!!!
Bird, me too! My son was looking all
‘it’s just a song Mom’. Me: Boy, this is Orange Juice Jones 
He learn’t that day…
Fayyy I was too mad when Ma’am turned six. It was the onliest social service they was giving a sister. I pay my taxes. Im a prductive member.
My sister let her WIC checks go to waste.
Such a lazy bish. 
They get veggies and erythang. These bishes dont know how to take advantage man.
Now I know why Meagan eyebrows look like that, them joints is tatted on
Ok bye 
who the hell said Kix?! *scrolls back up*
@ OTB
whaaa? you dont like special K?! i love it!
@ FAY
you can have it. ion want it! but i don’t possess balls to chop it off.
oh, and my Mom would kill me.
dontyewbemadbew
says:
JMO says:
Lucky Charms is the nastiest cereal ever made
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Magically delicious my azz
I am too bougie for this cereal talk
FAYLA is your ass blind all the days of yo life
Milky,
I cancelled every credit card.
He was too cool, I heard it in the car (by chance) and the whole video played in my mind
Did we talk about that Black Ink show?
Oh yea Meagan got tatted eyebrows lol
@BIRD
I won’t laugh. I’ll just do subliminals like everyone else. That’s okay, right?
@SIS
WIC. That was some thick ass peanut butter.
I swear I spend more on cereal then anything. Cereal is overpriced like a muthafukka.
ysoserious says:
Lance Armstrong is an arrogant asshole but I kinda respect his gangsta.
If he was black, though, the media would be dragging him around by his ball
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I was explaining to my Son how he had one less ball….
He was so confizzled
MissHarlem says:
I am too bougie for this cereal talk
SON
Groove Is In The 
– DeeLite 
They get veggies and erythang. These bishes dont know how to take advantage man.
Orange Juice Jones??
… Not even gonna ask. Yall ain’t gettin me tuhday
Harlem!! So, I got over 40k on a song on the xbox dance hip hop
… Is it bad I said to myself “take that Harlem!” 
Now I have to go figure out which song it was
You know I ain’t into all that internet stuff.
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From the mouth of a classic man
If you look too hot he might not let you put it up for real. 
OutsidetheBox says:
I swear I spend more on cereal then anything. Cereal is overpriced like a muthafukka.
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HARLEM!!!
guhl nawl i aint see u fonted meh, how u dewin my beauty? 
I swear I spend more on cereal then anything. Cereal is overpriced like a muthafukka.
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this here is an understatement. shait cereal cost more than meat and vegetables combined. Damn you pay almost $6 for the cereal and then the milk around $4.
Heyyyyyyyy Roses!!
SONNNN
that is my chiiiitttt OMG you have no idea how much I act a fool and especially with the lil break down
my cousin gets WIC and i get her to buy me milk & cereal. i should feel bad about this butterum… i don’t.
Bird says:
OutsidetheBox says:
Bird we promise *pinky finger up and curved* . Show us some pics.
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I had tried to get hubby in the pic when I thought we might be getting the professional shoot, but he was like hail to the naw. You know I ain’t into all that internet stuff. I bet he’ll be down if the pic came out nice.
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I died that day… 
*whispers* Bird, you remember when you went AWF on RS over a lil bitty miscommunication!?
WHANG
bring the dog back NOW!
ysoserious says:
@BIRD
I won’t laugh. I’ll just do subliminals like everyone else. That’s okay, right?
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Hail to the naw cause I’ma know yall talkin about me. I can just imagine the doosies K Dub could come up with. That’s alright. Yall can go in. If the shat funny I’ma be laughing right wit cha.
Dagnabit Sandra! I just logged in a got kicked out by the virus pop up!
i am SO tired of peeing!
sorry for who that’s gonna gross out. but DAYUM all this water!
a bish is down 5 pounds tho!
KITA! They get soggy than a mutha too fast!
<–me tryna hurry up and eat my honey bunches..
And I only use SPOT of milk.
I really mean a splash..
"i hate when people pour my cereal. they don't know the amount of milk i like. they don't know how much cereal i want. they don't know me. they don't know my life."
Golden Grahams or GTFO. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a close runner up. The new Frosted Toast Crunch ain’t bad either.
Having boys has made me a cold cereal connoisseur.
Milkayyyyyy pants
FayFayyyyyyyy girl…ordered my whip and got it in like THREE days!! Now THAT’s how ya do it!!
JenEEE
JMOOOOOOOOO
MissHarlemmmmmmm
Kyyyyyyyyyy
WIC. That was some thick ass peanut butter.
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SIS them bishes get NAME BRAND now.
We finally tambout Lance?
Lance is a diddly dumb azz like I said downstairs. What ARE YOU gaining out confessing now that they done ALREADY took your titles? AFTER you done retired? For sponsors to try to demand their money back? You had nut cancer that spreaded to your brain sir. We understand you doped and MOST don’t blame you. The other men had an unfair advantage sitting on their bike all balanced wit TWO nuts vs. ONE. You needed those shots to have a fair chance.
Good Close to Noon everyone!
Chi fam,
Any of you ever been to Michael Jordan’s restaurant?
I have a coupon for it and I’ve heard its a good deal… wondering if its worth it to go.
Having boys has made me a cold cereal connoisseur.
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Realest chit ever.This the chit they leave out in the parenting classes.
Harlem!! So, I got over 40k on a song on the xbox dance hip hop
… Is it bad I said to myself “take that Harlem!” 
I
yall nuts yo! 
<—w/big ole smile…. And the part: I'm beautiful
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SON, me too!
I'm beautiful
I'm beautiful
Dammit!
That music was the business
mzwhang
gelly
who dat u r so crazy!
GellySammich says:
Dagnabit Sandra! I just logged in a got kicked out by the virus pop up!
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Me tew!! @Sandra..what gives?!
The other men had an unfair advantage sitting on their bike all balanced wit TWO nuts vs. ONE.
you are a nut
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FAYLA
will text you later
@SIS
Haven’t seen a WIC office in years.
hey Milky!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
*whispers* Bird, you remember when you went AWF on RS over a lil bitty miscommunication!? I died that day…
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That wasn't no dang miscommunication. Calling my hubby a woman (other than Rihanna) requires going for the jugular. My little feelings were hurt cause I thought she was my people and here she is insulting my wedding pic. Hubby don't even look like a woman, it was just coming from her. And if I recall correctly, one of yall heffas started it cause I wasn't here when she said. Yall told me after the fact. Then others tried to jump me for hitting back.
kingstonn says: WHANG bring the dog back NOW!
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Ya know…jealousy is such an ugly emotion…we can’t all look like my gravi!
Never bean
#itsnotonmylist
ysoserious says:
Lance Armstrong is an arrogant asshole but I kinda respect his gangsta.
If he was black, though, the media would be dragging him around by his ball. <——————
Barry Bonds
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That is different tho. Barry was still playing. Lance aint doing shat but making babies with the one good nut he got left. He had gotten away scott gat dayum FREE and decides to CONFESS
OutsidetheBox says:
Aww @Kay! Shuga you eat whatever you fancy.
Baby gonna be gaining about a pound a week tho. Take care.. LOL
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Yso!
Please send a love offering of Reese’s Puffs and almond murrk. Kix is cardboard. 
Milky & Nakeya – thank you ma’am’s
I’ve been chewing Rolaids like Fantasia was chewing them vitamins to die, ‘cept I’m trying to live, and breeve! Lawd I’m tired of sleeping upright!
Yeah – I can believe he’s going to be hairy. His pappy look like an Alpha-Wolf ’bout the body.
Off topic: why most of dem hoes on LHH look like they been chewin on giant rocks like they were teethin or something. look like they wuld try to suck a dack and tear it to shreds!!
Mzwhang
ya damn gravies just 
Who Dat says:
We finally tambout Lance?
Lance is a diddly dumb azz like I said downstairs. What ARE YOU gaining out confessing now that they done ALREADY took your titles? AFTER you done retired? For sponsors to try to demand their money back? You had nut cancer that spreaded to your brain sir. We understand you doped and MOST don’t blame you. The other men had an unfair advantage sitting on their bike all balanced wit TWO nuts vs. ONE. You needed those shots to have a fair chanc
@ Shaun..Girl I put JUST enough milk to cove the bottom of the bowl I be shifting that shyt like a mugg trying to get my cereal a lil damp.
Jay put me up on Honey Peanut Butter. I THANK I LUV HUH! <–Gucci voice
Whang
Auntie – sorry for the emoticon overload. I forgot I was typing in the same post. Pregnancy brain. Please don’t
me and the baby.
MZWHANG
hey boo
Dimpz i been meaning to axe yew, what did J say as far as why he likes/loves yo bestie??
@ fayla
i’m a STAN for water! 
at least we know your pee won’t smell like Ammonia and be Akon Eyes yella!
*bites that GellySammich*
dontyewbemadbew
says: <—really says MZWHANG WHERE IN HELL IS THE BITCH??
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She's away for a few days with Bo. Her will be back!!
1st: Leave Lance’s NUT A-Lone
says:
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2nd: dontyewbemadbew
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Oh Bird, I didn't want you to write it all
and the baby.
@bird
ysoserious says:
Golden Grahams or GTFO. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a close runner up. The new Frosted Toast Crunch ain’t bad either.
Having boys has made me a cold cereal connoisseur.
^^^^^^^^
Mawning!
Yso, Toast Crunch makers has a new Peanut Butter flav. I got a box for $1.99 so Imma give it a try.
I adore Reese’s Puffs, but it has to be on sale.
I fuggs with Sugar Smacks, and Flake cereal…..but they have to be soggy. I wait for it to be soggy. DJM
kingstonn says:
@ fayla
i’m a STAN for water!
at least we know your pee won’t smell like Ammonia and be Akon Eyes yella!
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Please don’t
me and the baby.
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#sympathy card
Whang. Why?? Why do you do this shyt to me err’day?
Girl in Whang gravi: “Huh? I.. Huh? But they say-ud…huh? Oww-kay. Huh?”
@bird
you aint win the contest iffen you dont post the pic of you in the dress.
<–drank ONE tall cup today #proud #yallcare
Shaddap Gelly!
*AND YOU KNOW THIS! MAAAAAN!!!*
them 84-100 oz be killin meh! that’s why i really gotta lose weight. the less u weigh the more u need
*steals Jenny’s puppy*
@Kita Yasssss. Even when I was getting WIC I would forgo my PB for beans cause honey Im buying that honey roast peter pan.
@ jenie
and it makes your skin clear!
water really is the sht!
I will be waiting Ms Harlem!
SON if you got over or 42gs then we could talk
and you still aint say the song 
Kay and Companyyyyyyy
OTB
Mannie
Kdub
Kingston
bird
But Lance actually sued and won libel suits against folk that attempted to out him.
@YSO, Yall, Dimpz, MzT (I think
)
Please see comment 150
Kay!
Speaking of LHH, Is Yandy the ONLY black chick? Why does Joe talk like that? Why he look so old for 29?
AND then Milky’s gravi!!!
@KAYCEI
Alright. For OUR baby. You can have that nasty “cereal” and some almond milk.
Watch your mailbox.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
<–drank ONE tall cup today #proud #yallcare
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was it water?
if so, you're right. i do care! *pats your liver/kidneys*
kingstonn says:
@ jenie
and it makes your skin clear!
water really is the sht!
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Now that didn’t work for me, cause I smoke
pray for me 
I wanna stop but its so hard 
She’s away for a few days with Bo. Her will be back!!
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Fugg yall cause im dogsitting agane and I was staring at poor Blossom this morning trying to figure out how I could put her up against Whang’s b!tch
Dont call PETA.
Werd……
Honey Peanut Butter? I love anything peanut butter………
SON and if you trying to get that score you gonna need water to catch up
JMO says:
@YSO, Yall, Dimpz, MzT (I think
)
Please see comment 150
Ummmmm Puhleeze see 162
Careful OTBey. I like that kinda shyt.
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*jots it down*
DTTS iono who imma
1st, YEW or my daughter witchall 1 bolla a day watah drankin habits 
i mean she only weigh like 110, but still i said cmon chica? u only got like 55 oz to drink. she’s all, nu-uhn mama i was startin to lose weight.
her lightweight fat guhl trapped in a skinny guhl’s body ass done picked up like 7-10 pounds since she got married & SWEA she thick nah. so yeah she dropped it down to 1/2-1 bolla day. jus SAD!!!
cougar lover says:
@bird
you aint win the contest iffen you dont post the pic of you in the dress.
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Shoot ain’t my fault the thing ain’t comin together. Stylist can’t work with big chop, photo shoot needs to be on a week day and I can only come on the weekend. I still ain’t been able to get the shoe and outfit ladies on the phone. I’ma keep trying. I want my shat. Something. Damn.
JMO says:
Chi fam,
Any of you ever been to Michael Jordan’s restaurant?
I have a coupon for it and I’ve heard its a good deal… wondering if its worth it to go.
^^^^^^^^
Nope, I’ve walked past it several times tho……..
Ive heard good things………
@ whang
but why she look like an Avatar tho? *hangs head*
gazed off into the corner like them pictures of my parents with that Sepia tint from 1990.
<———
hey ya'll
RE: Water….I try to drink 1/2 my body weight errday. Keyword TRY!
I add ACV to it..I LOVE the taste.
#yallcare
#shaddup
Why does Joe talk like that?
Font how he talks/sounds pls! :anticipation:
baby steps… 
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
New Girl
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Kingstonn and SON
Werd.
@Tisch Tres delish.
Also white chocolate wonderful PB.
Hey Dimpz!
Joe seems slow to me. Something ain’t right with his neck and his shifty eyes.
Thank you Yso!
Re: Barry Bonds At least when he juiced (and never tested positive) the shyt he was taking was not illegal according to MLB rules.
kingstonn says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
<–drank ONE tall cup today #proud #yallcare
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was it water?
if so, you're right. i do care! *pats your liver/kidneys*
^^^^^^
I ain't schit with water, and I need to do better. My back is always hurting too. Smdh. I feel bad now……..
@TISCH
Soggy cereal be the debil. Folks be like, “Is there ANY milk in that bowl?”.
nu-uhn mama i was startin to lose weight
I ain’t neva had this problem
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Jen-nay YEW can DEW it! i just celebrated one year off them chits
set a quit date!
I have to go back and figure out what song it was
… I’m thinking it was Creep.
I’m almost sure it was 43k+
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Now that didn’t work for me, cause I smoke
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You smoke what? Cigs?
But Lance actually sued and won libel suits against folk that attempted to out him.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Another reason why he shoulda hushed his azz the hail UP and took his one nut and had a SEAT. Now you are part of a huge cover up.
Stylist can’t work with big chop = not a stylist.
Aint my fault.®
mzwhang90210 says:
Kay and Companyyyyyyy
I wanna see that show Hollywood Husbands..hope it lives up to tha hype.
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I can’t wait for that mess. I think BET trying to do a little something something. It’s time for people to stop looking down on them and give them a chance. They are breaking their necks to give us good programming.
Divurrr Luv that hair bewbear!
dontyewbemadbew
says:
DTTS iono who imma
1st, YEW or my daughter witchall 1 bolla a day watah drankin habits 
i mean she only weigh like 110, but still i said cmon chica? u only got like 55 oz to drink. she’s all, nu-uhn mama i was startin to lose weight.
her lightweight fat guhl trapped in a skinny guhl’s body ass done picked up like 7-10 pounds since she got married & SWEA she thick nah. so yeah she dropped it down to 1/2-1 bolla day. jus SAD!!!
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*takes notes* Sooo, ummm, if’n I loose some weight, then technically ION need to drink as much (as I am supposed to be drinking)
Speaking of LHH, Is Yandy the ONLY black chick? Why does Joe talk like that? Why he look so old for 29?
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you Olivia too! I think it is all the drugs, I was thankin the same thang last night. I got distracted by all those raggedy yuck moufs!! they need to go to a dentist reality show called “let me fix yo grill”.
OutsidetheBox says:
Werd. @Tisch Tres delish.
Also white chocolate wonderful PB.
^^^^^^^^
I’ve been under a rock……….I had no clue.
Gelly
how much do u drink?
Soggy cereal be the debil. Folks be like, “Is there ANY milk in that bowl?”.
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+1.
MY SIS.
@ jenie
aw girl, you just have to keep trying.
i used to smoke occasionally when stressed, but them damn things went up so that’s how i quit. haha. being cheap works sometimes.
Milky says:
Speaking of LHH, Is Yandy the ONLY black chick? Why does Joe talk like that? Why he look so old for 29?
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you Olivia too! I think it is all the drugs, I was thankin the same thang last night. I got distracted by all those raggedy yuck moufs!! they need to go to a dentist reality show called “let me fix yo grill”.
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By D.D.S. Iynala Vanzant (or however you spell her name)
Bird says:
mzwhang90210 says:
Kay and Companyyyyyyy
I wanna see that show Hollywood Husbands..hope it lives up to tha hype.
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I can’t wait for that mess. I think BET trying to do a little something something. It’s time for people to stop looking down on them and give them a chance. They are breaking their necks to give us good programming.
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@good programming…chile just cause they re-ran Roots….no ma’am they still need to come with it. They could learn something from TVONE!
“…her lightweight fat guhl trapped in a skinny guhl’s body ass done picked up like 7-10 pounds since she got married & SWEA she thick nah…”
Nothing wrong with that at all. Ask @Yall about the thick pic I sent her.
@Gelly, thank you for the warm
@Whang, thank you bewbear!!!!!
Milkaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy where you is?
Who Dat says:
Another reason why he shoulda hushed his azz the hail UP and took his one nut and had a SEAT. Now you are part of a huge cover up.
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You know you are really hitting below the belt with all these testicle comments. I am highly offended on poor Lance’s behalf. Where are the mens on the blog to defend him. What if she was talkin bout yall one remaining ball?
@ tiszch
its prob your kidneys crying!
that’s often a symptom of kidney stones. you better drink some water! add a packet of splenda to it if you have to.
Thanks MzT …
*excuse me while I toss them other 3 in Lake Michigan for not answering me*
ysoserious says:
@TISCH
Soggy cereal be the debil. Folks be like, “Is there ANY milk in that bowl?”.
^^^^^^
Just the flakes gotta be soggy……I had said djm Yso!
Ice cold milk, soggy corn flakes, cut up banana slices, some Tom & Jerry …….
My back is always hurting too.
Kidneys. Eat “water” foods/veggies too!
They gonna getchew up in here. All of the H2O drinkers are staring now
@ Yall
what about that thick pick JMO sent you?
dontyewbemadbew
says:
Gelly
how much do u drink?
don’t stone me
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It goes up and down. Never set a mark for myself. When I was active and cute I drank a lot more then I do now that I’m old and fat. I’m gon get it together one day. I’m about 10oz down so far today.
OutsidetheBox says:
Soggy cereal be the debil. Folks be like, “Is there ANY milk in that bowl?”.
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I like my Frosted Flakes and Cinnamon Toast Crunch soggy…YUMMY
Quit smoking trees and picked up bout two more damn habbits
I wonder do them patches work 
paper
Girl @Tisch I be on the PB aisle like
..Getting all kinds of jellys and jams and specialty PBs.
Shoot thats something the kids know how to “cook”. Gotta keep those ingredients on hand. Variety is the spice of a lazy mama’s life.
MzTisch says:
ysoserious says:
@TISCH
Soggy cereal be the debil. Folks be like, “Is there ANY milk in that bowl?”.
^^^^^^
Just the flakes gotta be soggy……I had said djm Yso
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Yesssssssssssssssss, I’m not the only one that likes em thisa way
kingstonn says:
@ tiszch
its prob your kidneys crying!
that’s often a symptom of kidney stones. you better drink some water! add a packet of splenda to it if you have to.
^^^^^^^
I know it is……..I’m going to get some now! Plus I have been breaking out lately too. I suck!
Boy was it thick!
*digs the hole for Jmo*
I done answered yew Twice woman! 
@Water warriors Do my coffee(s) count?
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Quit smoking trees and picked up bout two more damn habbits I wonder do them patches work paper
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Naw them patches don’t work like that!!!! My hubby was smoking with them shyts ON!!!! smh he was crazy as hell tryna to stop smoking…
@ JMO..Never been
@ Fay..sorry, water app ringing, no water.
ok so, Jay is on phone with Bestie and tells her he loves her, she’s messing with him and asks why.
J: Cause you’re smart, kind, awesome, you care about ppl, you’re a good friend, you spend time with me, you’re beautiful and because you love me too silly!
Nikki: All he was missing was a violin and to get down on one knee. (
)
I know she was wiping a tear or two on the other end.
no
Bird says:
Who Dat says:
Another reason why he shoulda hushed his azz the hail UP and took his one nut and had a SEAT. Now you are part of a huge cover up.
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You know you are really hitting below the belt with all these testicle comments. I am highly offended on poor Lance’s behalf. Where are the mens on the blog to defend him. What if she was talkin bout yall one remaining ball?
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Pac only had one after the first shooting, n the ladies still lubbed him. so there would be hope of living a normal life, so I didn’t pay any tenchun to the shade..:hahaha:
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Jenny, the patches work!
My friend kicked the habit using them!
Diva!
*as we waiting on our Frosted Flakes to get soggy*
Can we please get a post about Love and Hip Hop? Why is Rich trying to be a playa? Why are Ra and Tahiry fighting over Joe? And Consequence………..(I have no words.)
J: Cause you’re smart, kind, awesome, you care about ppl, you’re a good friend, you spend time with me, you’re beautiful and because you love me too silly!
I know she was wiping a tear or two on the other end.
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For sure. My small ass heart just swelled.
JMO gettin 42gs with Creep is like finding a penny at any store counter
nice try though boo
jeniefrumdabloc says: Quit smoking trees and picked up bout two more damn habbits I wonder do them patches work paper
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In MY experience they DO work…on the physical cravings for nicotine. The mental/psych cravings will STILL hit ya. You gotta really WANT to quit!
Milkaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy where you is?
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u see me sittin in da kona ova hur drankin! I was calling u earlier!
Me: Divaaaaa come out to plaaaay? (really meant drank)
Do Crystal Light packets count as water tho?
*eye poke* @DTTS you weren’t using it no way
Damnit.
OutsidetheBox says:
@Water warriors Do my coffee(s) count?
:skinnyfingerscrossed:
<–At you soggy cereal bishes.
I have risked ass whoopings for trying to poor out bowls that have been sitting too long for my liking.
Creep is like finding a penny at any store counter nice try though boo
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New Yawk
She was so hype tho 
MissHarlem says:
JMO gettin 42gs with Creep is like finding a penny at any store counter
nice try though boo
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<—just one 
*looks at Gelly w/my one good eye*
DTTS bish already said no.
Shucks. *finishes coffee fast*
I do like these crystal light essentials for skin..
JENIE godspeed on quitting
*waits for Jmo’s response*
@ OTB
HELL NO!
i’m sorry, but nah boo. nah!
Am I the only one that hasn’t done any real work in the twenty thirteen?
@ Yso
Y u so stoopid?
@ Shaun and New Girl…I think I let him watch the Ladies Man too much as a toddler.
He was sincere though. 
crystal light has alotta sugar. so it’s kinda like defeating the point.
I am highly offended on poor Lance’s behalf
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You are correct. I am proud of him. He overcame cancer twice. I blame Pete Rose for ALL of this. Sports have not been the same SINCE. Folks lying and bettin and cheatin.
:toughlove:
Jenny, STOP SMOKING THAT ISH YO! IT’S GONNA KILL YA! IT’S GONNA GET IN YOUR HOME AND FLOAT AROUND EVERYWHERE!
These companies pack those shyts with harmful, addictive shatt! It’s meant to have you as a Life Long Customer/Consumer. And they’re targeting your child through you.
#aintmyfault
cougar lover says:
Pac only had one after the first shooting, n the ladies still lubbed him. so there would be hope of living a normal life, so I didn’t pay any tenchun to the shade..:hahaha:
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WHAT! Not Pac. Yeah he could get the ladies and maybe they didn’t even ask about it but he knew they were thinking about it and telling their friends. Po thang. Shot and ball gone. Dead and burried with one ball.
How my coffee(s) dont count tho…The water I see it going in the cup.
Tisch!
Who Dat says:
I am highly offended on poor Lance’s behalf
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You are correct. I am proud of him. He overcame cancer twice. I blame Pete Rose for ALL of this. Sports have not been the same SINCE. Folks lying and bettin and cheatin.
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Hrmmmmm, sounds like some MISCONDUCT going on up in this bish 
@Milky, panches yo booty…you said come play
@DTTS & MzTisch heyyyyyyyyyyyy hunni’s
I fuggin hate water!!!! I drink lots of tea….it’s got H2O, does that count
so it’s kinda like defeating the point
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Thats why I cant count my coffee huh? Sads.
So now that Naomi Campbell has received a taste of her own medicine and has been whopped upside the head and knocked on the ground, she wants to cry foul.
And what about all the people that you have assaulted in your life, ma’am?
Get the fcuk outta hea. They should have snatched the rest of them edges off that bald ass head
GellySammich says:
Am I the only one that hasn’t done any real work in the twenty thirteen?
Well, I am doing work, just not theirs
judge away 
*hopes this water app helps.* I used to drink almost a gallon a day now, i’m doing good to get 50ozs down
I drink lots of tea….it’s got H2O, does that count
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only if kool-aid counts… I even put fruit in mine #healthy
@69
*batting eyes* 
I drink lots of tea….it’s got H2O, does that count
^^^
What About This? :crossesskinnyfingersagane:
cause caffeine is a straight up drug that does more harm than good. it does help prevent kidney stones but it fuggs up your bladder in the process. *sad face*
tea has caffeine toooooo!
What’s for lunch?
@ Jay…Does adding frozen fruit to water make it “bad”?
Drinking water and drinking something with water in it isn’t the same. Y’all cheating. And I want some damn pop.
Kingstonn, cantchew just give us ONE alternative?
@ New Girl…I brought a sammich.
pop.
___________
cold drink
#debate
@ kita
depends on what type of fruit. but nah. not really.
Ok New Girl
IONO what I want anyway
Fiending for a cig real bad at the moment. Gonna fight through. I’m going to be so proud when I’m over this shat.
Pop Vs. Soda
^^^
Diva
Thank you for at least speaking. Unlike some OTHER posters
You can do it, Bird!
Screw
Naomi’s edges have been through Enough though 
@ dtts
add fruit to water bottles and chill overnight!
like um.. strawberries, other berries, you could add melon.
or lemon and then add ONE packet of Truvia or HALF a packet of Splenda.
i’m trying to help guise!
69 hey hun
AND I picked Pop, but my font wouldn’t let me be great
kingstonn says:
@ dtts
add fruit to water bottles and chill overnight!
like um.. strawberries, other berries, you could add melon.
or lemon and then add ONE packet of Truvia or HALF a packet of Splenda.
i’m trying to help guise!
Okay, I can do this.
And along with my one tall cup here… Imma do better…
Soda? Pop. There is no debate.
kingstonn says:
crystal light has alotta sugar. so it’s kinda like defeating the point.
^^^^^^^^
It’s not even like I DISLIKE water, it’s just not the first thing on my list to grab to drink. When you know better,
you do better!
Dimpz!
DTTS
But that ho swear she bad tho. Yank the rest of them bitches off
pop.
___________
cold drink
#debate
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Its a fugging soda.
Harlem
dontyewbemadbew
says:
do yall know about ombre lips?? i just found out about them today i’m in LUBBB!!!
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I hadn’t but I googled it and I love it too! It would be super cute in brown, gold and nude. I can’t wait to try it! Thanks.
OutsidetheBox says:
pop.
___________
cold drink
#debate
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Its a fugging soda.
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and a Coke at that.
@SIS
We gone be estranged if you don’t reconsider your soda stance.
GellySammich says:
Am I the only one that hasn’t done any real work in the twenty thirteen?
^^^ I ain’t done a thing and I’ve been really really trying to.
ok so, Jay is on phone with Bestie and tells her he loves her, she’s messing with him and asks why.
J: Cause you’re smart, kind, awesome, you care about ppl, you’re a good friend, you spend time with me, you’re beautiful and because you love me too silly!
Nikki: All he was missing was a violin and to get down on one knee. (
)
I know she was wiping a tear or two on the other end.
OTB
guhl hell nawl it do GNAT count! 
himself while on it. #IJS
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BUT dont be tryna quite cigs with that damn CHANTIX. muhfuggas be havin ISSUES wit it. supv hubby DID
add fruit to water bottles
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Now this is working well at the house. Fay posts the best, most inspiring shots of fruity waters.
I used canned fruit one time
and the kids loved it. That sugar came thru loud, I reckon. 
I put too much Ice. This water TOO damned cold to drink.
Gelly i’m having a Water Challenge on my FB page
we be tambout how good water is for you & why & we also be encouraging each ova to drank 
cha’mone cletus!
ysoserious says:
Drinking water and drinking something with water in it isn’t the same. Y’all cheating. And I want some damn pop.
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I try to make myself drank a glass a day!!!! I know I know!!! But shyt it don’t taste good to the pallette unless I’m dehydrated
@69, you know I got you baby!!!
@ dtts
you can make ice cubes out of juice with no sugar and then put like unsweetened cranberry juice at the bottom of a glass and pour water over the cubes.
^^^ read that in a Cosmo
COKE?!?!?!
ysoserious says:
@SIS
We gone be estranged if you don’t reconsider your soda stance.
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She’ll live. You tend to leave people at the drop of a dime anyway.
Yeah, I said it.
you can NEVER have too much ice!
*chews it over with a snicker (its a mmini damnit!)* …
Ok. Ok. POP.
hewwo hawt stuffeses!!
s
Fay can I just play from here? I don’t have FB. #notcoolenough
Am I the only adult that drinks water plain and at least 3 bottles
happy yall tryna do better though
OutsidetheBox says:
pop.
___________
cold drink
#debate
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Its a fugging soda.
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Da fugg you mean ‘its a fuggin soda’ yo?!
We drink Pop…
*snickers low*
@69
You say it every time you see my font. I do. And?
lawddddd don’t get me started on the pitfalls of soda!
*screams*
HISSSSSSSSSSY!
FIANCE my boo thang
your phone was due for an upgrade so I reckon that you gonna get on that. I also reckon that you are gonna comply with my texts and the pics you got yesterday 
“Am I the only adult that drinks water plain and at least 3 bottles”
Yes.
@ Jay..I SLAM water when I drink it. I slam this shyt, my head gonna hurt.
HissyFitz!
Carmen!!!
<— dollas to make you holla! 
We be missing yew, Bew!
OutsidetheBox says:
add fruit to water bottles
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Now this is working well at the house. Fay posts the best, most inspiring shots of fruity waters.
I used canned fruit one time and the kids loved it. That sugar came thru loud, I reckon.
^^^^^^^^^^
That sounds good to my grown arse! Yum!
Am I the only adult that drinks water plain and at least 3 bottles
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BAD!
Are you well and unpacked? Tell me you have some pop in one of them boxes?
@ Harlem..I only drink plain water.
I didn’t get pics yesterday. 
kingstonn says:
@ dtts
you can make ice cubes out of juice with no sugar and then put like unsweetened cranberry juice at the bottom of a glass and pour water over the cubes.
^^^ read that in a Cosmo
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#rightupmyalley 
Sounds like an Experiment!
Boygah
You’re safe!
JMO
thats why yo ass bragging about 40gs in Creep. Drink water hun 
MZ ask my FIANCE if you want these pics
MissHarlem says:
Am I the only adult that drinks water plain and at least 3 bottles happy yall tryna do better though
^^^^^^^
YES!
mumbles “Harlem showing off n schit. Coming in talkn bout what she drank……”
< — only drinks plain water as well
I ain't get no pics. *checks phone* Nope. *checks again*
Lil Twin gone be talking about you again.
dontyewbemadbew
says: BUT dont be tryna quite cigs with that damn CHANTIX. muhfuggas be havin ISSUES wit it. supv hubby DID himself while on it. #IJS
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Say wuttttttttttt? OMG!!
S/N—Ion like plain water eitha. I usually add drops of freshly squeezed lemon…or like I mentioned earlier…a lil ACV! All of that H2O makes u tinkle like crazy…but it’s good cuz it’s flushin out toxins!
Y’all start drankin wata….NO EXCUSES. Don’t wanna end up lookin like them beef jerky faced old yt women.
OTB
my folks called the pop…soda water!!!!
I thought Harlem loved me. She tryna get me fugged up.
MZT
it shocks me so 
off topic:
I’m not one to gossip, so you didn’t hear this from me…. but word on the curb is that one of the Atlanta Housewives has gotten her a ring!
This particular “housewife” has never been married, however she has been in several long-term relationships and has even been engaged a time or two before.
At any rate, congratulations are certainly in order, but umma hold mine until her check clears from InTouch, US Weekly, People or whichever magazine cut the check for the “exclusive” on their Bahamian engagement celebration.
Can you guess which “housewife” is finally engaged to her live-in boo?
That would be Kandi of course….he would wanna put a ring around that money clip
Carmen San DiegoBad!!Bad!
Yew got time to dew yo hair and post anutha gorgeous pic afta moving?
I woulda still been walking round with my scarf on…you a bad bish!
Thats alright. I love a good challenge. I will kill some Fiji. Absolutely kill it.
I also love the tap water at my house..djm.
Its on water jugs.
Bad Influence says:
hewwo hawt stuffeses!! s
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Hey Baddddddddddddddd
@ Whang..I need more water in my life. I gotta get my skin cleared up.
@JMO, you did the strike threw
I forgot how tuh do it 
MZ you tryna get me kilt asking for them
although she on the west coast now she still would kill
its so hard 2 comment now that im on this fuggin time difference
i wnt be here as much as i used 2 be 
King’Bew!!
Gelly, JMO & Tisch!!!
DIMPZ!!
gimme tits bew i sheepy again..
Fiance, woman im going for my upgrade as soon as i recover from the roadtrip expenses because i want the $300 upgrade #boughetto
JACKSONNNNNNNNNNNN
<—me bussin it open fo' a real nucca named Shaun
Diva says:
my folks called the pop…soda water!!!!
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Chileeeeeeeee..that’s a (country) Texas thang!
My folks also say: icebox, picture show, washin powder
Divurrr we is COUNTRY!!
soda water<— hell yeah
"Get me a bah-lah of that soda wah-tah.."
So we stuck in this post ugh
Folks just doing too much…
you can make ice cubes out of juice with no sugar and then put like unsweetened cranberry juice at the bottom of a glass and pour water over the cubes <– Like it!
HeLLO Roses . .
MzWhang
isnt that the same chic as last time diffrent pose? 
Get the fcuk outta hea. They should have snatched the rest of them edges off that bald ass head
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Why 69? Whyyyyyy!!?????
picture show!
FIJI!
Shyt is high (here) but YASS!
MissHarlem says:
JMO
thats why yo ass bragging about 40gs in Creep. Drink water hun 
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*tired of this chit*
Pick the song Harlem and report back tomorrow! What song??!
Return of the Mack, Run It, Rappers Delight … what?! Bring it! *chest bump*
#competitive
New Girl
#iknow
<–says washing powda, dish'tergent AND flip-flaps.
FIANCE yo ass still aint answer my question
Im also getting a new phone my camera game is gonna be on point 
mzwhang90210 says:
Diva says:
my folks called the pop…soda water!!!!
______________________
Chileeeeeeeee..that’s a (country) Texas thang!
My folks also say: icebox, picture show, washin powder
Divurrr we is COUNTRY!!
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Yep, we some country azzes down to the bone!!! my daddy call it soap powder..mama say washin powder….just plain country
@ HIS
bish, i didn’t like that greeting. try again.
HIS!!!
Happy you Arrived Safely!!
Luvn!
@Dimpz,
pic fah yewwwww
@Fiance, i’d like a cpl more to add 2 my stash
@Tisch, oh no suga, i took that pic in Kansas
i did not enjoy Kansas.. 
@Divurrr & Boygah
@Ysooooooooooooooooo #myfav
MzDimplez1123 says: @ Whang..I need more water in my life. I gotta get my skin cleared up.
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Water will do it purdy lady. And RAW veggies/fruits!!
I’m about to do that 3 day apple detox. I wanna see if all the rave reviews are true!
Come on now.
You been to the damn picture show! 
My grandma says “commode” (toilet) … gets me every time
#Mississippi
<– two of my favorite things. like ever. in the world.
JMO I say we do Danger, Hot in Here and your fav Creep and report back tomorrow. I will take a pic of the score and share with MZ so you know its real
@OTB, you is country too! The pink and yellow seats in the Impala…Certififed Country like us
soap powder..washin powder
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Mmhmm. I bet they goodT ppls.
DOH
Boygah, must be giving me my own Hello Post! 
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Oh Jmo, here yall go!
OTB
<— literally
=/ what’s wrong with commode?
@ Hissy…It didn’t hurt to ask.
@oTb Is the /state dropping charges on dumb a.s.s?
@Divurrr & OTB
My grammy used to say…”sit out on the garry”
And used to call the couch the “dive an” I don’t know how to spell it!
@LuvN…I put ya fav gravi back up…per your request!! bwahahahahahaa
@ JMO/Harlem…What game yall playing?
And my damn falsie broke and flew across the room!
Fukk. BRB.
Ooop, KC’s baby made me do it!
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SON, you getting your Receipts ready! Jmo, you better REPRESENT YO!
@ Bad look @ you looking all fresh faced cute
chewing gum (gum)
hand paper (paper towel)
Divan (sofa)
Garry (porch)
@LuVn
*gets on one knee* @King’Bew tha fairest of all dem otha btchs. How happy I am to see ur handle today…May the smang i unleash on u be full of passion and debauchery…for our love would accept nothing less
<—better??
FIANCE I got you later on that
it took me a long time to understand half of the stuff these Texans say. and i’ve been here almost 6 years.
mzwhang90210 says:
@Divurrr & OTB
My grammy used to say…”sit out on the garry”
And used to call the couch the “dive an” I don’t know how to spell it!
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Whang, is you my kinfolk?
lol Whang… was that English?
MissHarlem says:
JMO I say we do Danger, Hot in Here and your fav Creep and report back tomorrow. I will take a pic of the score and share with MZ so you know its real
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You aint said nothing but a word… I’mma send Dimpz my scores too
Its ………………… On
402 & 407 AT THE SAME DAYUM TIME
IDK @LuVn. She didnt wanna press charges tho. Said “he aint hit me”
@ HIS
*twirls like Kenya’s bg dancers on Andy’s show*
GellySammich says:
=/ what’s wrong with commode?
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@kingston…u gon back up off my home state
Boygah i spoke woman!
@Beta, why thank u…lets talk about yo gravi tho
he is serving face! *snaps*
OutsidetheBox says:
soap powder..washin powder
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Mmhmm. I bet they goodT ppls.
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They are good as gold……my parents…yes they are!
LUVN
MZ Hip Hop Dance Experience. Just when I was gonna be lazy today and
while playing tetris or watch tv but nooooooo a peasant wants to compete (j/k JMO Im an only child competitive its a diff kind)
@JMO not personally but it runs rampant around these parts. I definitely never laughed when somebody said it but thanks for that
Im saying. Maybe I been wearing this set too long?
Nails almsot the length of the falsies. 
@ Harlem..Which system? The kids had me playign that MJ game over the weekend.
mzwhang90210 says:
@kingston…u gon back up off my home state
@ the Divurrr Dictionary of Country Arse Folks. But Divurrr…u had me ROLLIN at that “steppin in high cotton” remark. Whewwww.
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shyt when somebody do the come up and thank they all that….My mama say so n so shytting in high cotton and wiping her azz with the leaves! You can’t tell her nuthin….I die everytime she say that…. just crazy shyt
Nah Gelly. I just had to find it. Facilities gonna know the hot pink nail belongs to the tokin’ Black guhl.
OutsidetheBox says:
Nah Gelly. I just had to find it. Facilities gonna know the hot pink nail belongs to the tokin’ Black guhl.
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Bury me NOW!!!!
MZ on the Wii Xbox is when the kiddies come over
Peasant
@KayCeiSoul ok so try Prilosec. It’s safe to take while pregnant. I hope it works.
OTB girl wrap your nail so no pop offs happen boo
JMO
depends on who you ask 