Guess Who?

All of these women are high maintenance beauties who go to great lengths to make sure their style game is always on point when they step out in public. These women pay extra attention to their hair and nails, because that’s what most women criticize for some odd reason.

1. Let’s begin with these Chanel inspired nails. This woman is living a lie. Her marriage crumbled months ago, but she’s keeping up public appearances until her reality TV show goes off the air. Then she will be heading to divorce court. Who is she?

2. This singer possesses one of the most beautiful singing voices in the history of music. Her voice is truly a gift from God. When she is not working, she devotes herself to her husband, an NBA star, and her adorable boys. By all rights, she should have sang the National Anthem at Obama’s Inauguration, but she is not an attention whore who shamelessly chases headlines. Who is she?

3. This next beauty is a kept woman in every sense of the word. She is the concubine of a rich, arrogant music mogul who lavishes her with gifts and baubles so she won’t know her true self worth. This one-hit-wonder has learned to play the submission game to the T. Who is she?

4. This former lead singer of a R&B group is married to Atlanta royalty. Although she spends his unlimited wealth on whatever she likes, she has her own coins to fall back on. She manages a girl group and she owns her own business as well as takes care of her large brood of children, including his children by other women. Who is she?

5. This Bajan beauty is also a kept woman, but not in the traditional sense. Her master is an arrogant female singer whose music career is in a tailspin due to her rampant drug use and alcohol binges. Right now this woman’s bills are paid by the singer. But she will need to find a job soon, when the singer’s career (literally) goes up in flames. Who is she?

6. This singer is married to an aging music mogul whose rap career depends upon her career staying afloat. Her career will be hard for her to maintain because she has some age on her. And younger, more successful singers have stolen her crown. We’re not sure how old this singer truly is because she’s been lying about her age since she was the member of a very successful girl group in the 1990s. These days she spends most of her time studying ways to keep her name in the headlines. Who is she?

7. This reality TV star is Caucasian, but she might as well be black. An imprisoned former NFL star, who is African American, is rumored to be her biological father. She is our favorite member of a large reality TV family because she is grounded and never has her head in the clouds like her narcissistic reality star sister. Who is she?

Photos: Instagram.com



 



  • WorkInProgress

    :eek:

  • Sam

    WIP
    is that lala :rofl:

  • prynsexxx

    Rihanna in the first pic?

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    ok, I’ve got monica, cassie, tiny, rhi, bey and Khloe.

    I don’t know who 1 is

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgpeLFf4z4&feature=youtube_gdata_player Donna del Gatto

    I really like Lala’s :eek: Chanel set :yes:

  • Flawless

    :thinking:

  • prynsexxx

    :smack: I didn’t read first. The nails look like something Rihanna would have.

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    Oh Donna! that’s it!

  • Sam

    why is two monica :rofl: Sandra you are a trip, we always know when you talking about tiny and mo :rofl:

  • prynsexxx

    @RIF

    #1 is Lala or :eek: if you fancy

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    ReadingIsFundamental says:

    I don’t know who 1 is
    _______________

    That tells me you don’t read my posts. I’ll remember that come contest time. :coffee:

  • FoxE

    :rofl: crazy that just by the write up I can guess who most of them are

  • WorkInProgress

    ok there’s more
    1st = :eek:
    2nd = Monica
    3rtd = Cassie
    4th = Tiny
    5th = :shrug:
    6th = bey
    7th = Chloe

  • jealousCNenvy

    1. LA LA ANTHONY
    2. TAMIA
    3. CASSIE
    4. TINY
    5. MELISSA FORD
    6. BEYONCE
    7. KHLOE KARDASHIAN
    HAAAHAAAA, lol

  • MUNCHOSGIRL

    WHEN IT COMES TO EMBELLISHING, SANDRA YOU ARE THE QUEEN! IN ALL HONESTY, EVERYONE NAILS DOES NOT LOOK CUTE EITHER….THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT.

  • jealousCNenvy

    #2 is MONICA, my bad.

  • WorkInProgress

    the Fifth one is Rhi? Why Sandra say “Her master is an arrogant female singer”

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    Sandra….

    Hey! I actually read all of the descriptions and answered all but 1. I even got Monica right even though I know the other roses are rolling their eyes at you for that one. Don’t go sipping coffee on me Ms. Sandra. :P

  • mac21902

    Lala, Monica, Cassie, Tiny, Melissa (Rhianna bff), Beyonce and Khloe.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgpeLFf4z4&feature=youtube_gdata_player Donna del Gatto

    I swear fo gawd I thought number 2 was Tamia…and I was thinking, damn, them don’t look like her hands, and Ion remember a tattoo on her thumb… damn, ok, lurk mode… :kona:

  • Sam

    Is five Ri-Ri jump off :blink: :thinking:

  • prynsexxx

    Out of all of the nails. I like Cassie’s the best. Simple.

    Does Bey have chipped nail?

  • LadyLew

    @jealous I’m with you I got all of them right except #2. She said god send voice I was thinking Tamia too. Not taking anything from Mo cause the girl can sang too

  • MUNCHOSGIRL

    1. LALA
    2. CASSIE
    3. MONICA
    4. TINY
    5. RIHANNA
    6. BEYONCE
    7. KHLOE

  • OutsidetheBox

    LALA
    Monica Brown
    Cassie :heart:
    Tiny
    Melissa
    Bey Gee :heart:
    Khloe

  • MUNCHOSGIRL

    5. MELISSA… RIHANNA BFF

  • Bombshell Esq

    1. LaLa Anthony aka :blink:
    2. Monica Brown
    3. Cassie
    4. Tameka “Tiny” Cottle
    5. Melissa (RiRi’s bestie and gay lover according to Aunty… :tea: )
    6. Beyonce Knowles-Carter
    7. Khole Kardashian-Odom

    Does this mean I’m a certified SR junkie?????? :shrug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Some of them nails :eek:

  • supa

    1. LaLa 2. Monica 3. Cassie 4. Tiny 5. Melissa Ford 6. Those are Bey’s horrid hands 7. Khloe

  • http://youtu.be/vbfqg0RPm4w Breezy

    I like #3.. simple and neat

  • OutsidetheBox

    Does this mean I’m a certified SR junkie??????
    ____________________

    Nope. Tameka’s last name?? :lol: :lol:

  • Bombshell Esq

    MUNCHOSGIRL says:

    WHEN IT COMES TO EMBELLISHING, SANDRA YOU ARE THE QUEEN! IN ALL HONESTY, EVERYONE NAILS DOES NOT LOOK CUTE EITHER….THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT.

    ———————————-

    :no: C’mon suga :kona:

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San

    Sandra I’m so done with you lol GOOD ONE

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San

    Lala nails look like candy corn

  • Bombshell Esq

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Does this mean I’m a certified SR junkie??????
    ____________________

    Nope. Tameka’s last name??

    ———————————-

    :oops: :smack: HARRIS I MEANT TAMEKA “TINY” HARRIS….. I’m sawwwwwyyyyy Don’t ban me Aunty :pray:

  • kiwise

    I thought the first one was Evelyn Lozada at first.
    Then I thought the second one was Tamia
    Cassie for the third
    Tiny
    Melissa
    Khloe or Courtney

  • http://www.myspace.com/importantblackwomen Necelove

    1st = Lala
    2nd = Monica
    3rtd = Cassie
    4th = Tiny
    5th = :chickenhead:
    6th = Beyonce
    7th = Chloe

  • kiwise

    Wait why is Rihanna holding her crotch and Melissa got her hand out in that pic? 0_0

  • http://emc.com msbay

    I think its Lala, Monica, Cassie, Tiny, Rihanna, Beyonce and Khloe

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    Are round tips back in? I still get mine squared off and I get the dark pink powder with a colored tip if I do a french style.

    a little ghetto is okay for the office.

  • prynsexxx

    Breezy said (downstairs):

    I was scammed once on the streets but I learned my lesson. I tell everybody no thats selling ish on the streets now
    __________________________________

    :popcorn:

    Do tell.

  • Gigi26

    Cassie’s, Tiny and Khloe’s nails are the nicest :yes:

    I have nada on the descriptions though :rofl:

  • http://www.twitter.com/brownskinn86 brownskinn86

    1. LALA
    2. MONICA
    3.CASSIE
    4.TINY AKA TAMEKA HARRIS
    5. RI RI’S SYLIST OR ASSISTANT. CANT THINK OF HER NAME
    6. BEYONCE
    7. KHLOE

  • TPtotalpackage

    Sandra you are hell I couldn’t get past Rihanna before I straight fell thee fuq out.

  • Trendsetter

    Lala Monica Tiny Rih Rih

  • Sam

    :offtopic: (no music) text message

    hey cuz what’s that pilates thing you be doin w/ that ball
    me: it’s really not pilates but its a ball and band workout
    cuz: they say that chit makes your torso long, I would do anything to not have these tits touchin my sides you here me…lol
    me :blink: :rofl:

    I can’t with my family but i lovessssssssss them to death I swear I do, then i come in here w/ yall :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/vbfqg0RPm4w Breezy

    Are round tips back in? I still get mine squared off and I get the dark pink powder with a colored tip if I do a french style.

    a little ghetto is okay for the office.

    ——————–

    Yea thats the new style now.. I think its called stiletto nails

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    Don’t have time to read the story. Sending out separation packets. :cry:
    (losing some really cool coworkers) But I’m guessing one is Brandy. She loves nail art with her girly girl self. Rih does too, but not like B Rocka.

  • Gigi26

    Lala’s nails look bad…they are not shaped well or somethin…

  • http://gravatar.com/imsuchalady ImSuchaLady

    1. LaLa Anthony
    2. Monica Brown
    3. Cassie
    4. Tiny Harris
    5. Melissa Ford
    6. Beyonce Knowles
    7. Khloe Kardashian Odom

  • TPtotalpackage

    Yeah I thought 2 was Tamia, but she and Grant have a daughter too I think… I’m o_O at it being Monica….

  • prynsexxx

    ReadingIsFundamental says:

    Are round tips back in? I still get mine squared off
    _______________________

    I’ve ALWAYS liked oval/round tip nails. I don’t like those stiletto nails, nor do I like the squared off nails. My nails NATURALLY grow squared and I file them round. I keep them painted clear (Sally Hansen – hard as nails) (we can’t wear polish in this darn lab). But I heard of this polish by Wet-N-Wild called 2% milk, looks JUST LIKE acrylic when put on. :thumbsup:

  • Miany

    @bOMBSHELL & @SUPA…Yup! I think yall right about Melissa…Rih Rih BFF

  • Engr.E

    The fact that I know more than 5 of the ladies mentioned here is scaring the ish outta me. Need to go design a new building layout to balance this new discovery out.

    1 – Lala
    2 – Monica
    3 – Cassie
    4 – Tiny
    5 – :think:
    6 – Beyonce
    7 – Khloe

  • Oprahs Bunion

    @ Milany – I have met others everywhere. My latest prospect was at the grocery store and she was looking GAWJUS! I approached her on some business because I didn’t want to make her uncomfortable with another woman hitting on her publicly. We exchanged numbers and then I told her what was up. She was down. I would suggest you do it online first. Because it’s easier to cut thru the bull. Go to CL because you already know what’s up going in. Everyone else is looking for the same thing and you can filter what you want and don’t want.

  • LadieLeo

    I don’t really care for that oval shape…. :tea:

  • Oprahs Bunion

    I like nail sets 2 and 3.

  • iyonah

    I liek this post… kind of.

    2 is Monica though, right?? I love her voice.

  • iyonah

    5. Is melissa — RhiRhi’s friend right??

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    my co-worker always walks by and has a comment on something that is on one of my screens. earlier, i was checking my v.s. card online and she was like.. “oh are you shopping again on v.s.. do they have a good sale?”
    Then, i checked my creditkarma acct and she was like.. oh, is that the free site to blah blah blah..

    i finally looked at her and said “please stop that”.

    she rolled her eyes and walked off.

    i should put MG up on my big screen and leave it there all day for her to see every time she walks by.

  • NaijaGal

    I like LaLa & Cassie’s nails…monica’s color is cute though…I don’t like the rest

  • prynsexxx

    LadieLeo says:

    I don’t really care for that oval shape….
    _________________________

    Would the “oval” shape be THOSE up top? B/c to me, those look like SPIKES. I might be thinking of a softer/rounder tip. :shrug: Still love Cassie’s out of ALL OF THEM! :bow:

  • AlabamaSky

    MUNCHOSGIRL says:

    1. LALA
    2. CASSIE
    3. MONICA
    4. TINY
    5. RIHANNA
    6. BEYONCE
    7. KHLOE
    ____________________________________________
    DING DING DINNNNNG!!!

  • MissHarlem

    Hate stiletto nails and round nails reminds me of when I will be a senior citizen still rocking all the cute colors. Who cares as long as YOU think they cute thats all that matters. I dont have to see no hands or nails but my own and Im very vain with that.

  • Who Dat

    husband, an NBA star
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Shannon Brown is a bench rider.

    Ask Meeka Claxton what THAT means

  • Sam

    RIF
    I worked at a job like that. I would put post it’s of smiley faces w/ bugged eyes and “hi” on them. just nosey

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    Leo

    me either. imma just be out of style because i have to stick with my squares.

  • prynsexxx

    @Bamasky

    #5 is incorrect

  • iyonah

    All the other ones were pretty obvious to me… Love Khloe’s nails :)

  • Miany

    @Oprah’s…Never saw anyone in real life that made me feel anything. If I meet anyone, I’ll try to exchange numbers over regular conversation. I’m scared of cl, don’t want any surprises/ ax-murderes/ etc.

  • LadieLeo

    Would the “oval” shape be THOSE up top? B/c to me, those look like SPIKES. I might be thinking of a softer/rounder tip. Still love Cassie’s out of ALL OF THEM!

    *****************
    yes, I’m okay with them being round like naturally round but that mess upstairs look cray cray….imo

  • Who Dat

    An imprisoned former NFL star, who is African American, is rumored to be her biological father.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Why you have to bring that ish up about Khloe Simpson’s daddy Sandra? We know he in jail.

  • prynsexxx

    :yawn: Ok, bored with this.

    @Breezy you gone tell us what you got took fuh, on the streets no less?

  • http://youtu.be/vbfqg0RPm4w Breezy

    prynsexxx says:

    Breezy said (downstairs):

    I was scammed once on the streets but I learned my lesson. I tell everybody no thats selling ish on the streets now
    __________________________________

    Do tell.

    I was leaving out the mall and some dude approached me about an apple laptop he was selling. Real fast talker, kept lowering the price and he never took the laptop out the box, all signs to get thee hell on but the hustle in me that day was like shoo, I can flip the laptop real quick and make my money back plus more. Girl that ish end up being a notebook binder :rofl: I felt hella dumb and I knew better but hey happens to the best of us sometimes

  • OutsidetheBox

    Who cares as long as YOU think they cute thats all that matters.

    :tea: :eek:

  • Who Dat

    An imprisoned former NFL star, who is African American, is rumored to be her biological father.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Promise MAS news outlets owe my black azz a PHAT check. HUGE. And when I get it…I am going to send $2.25 to all my Roses.

    :wave: <<< check for $3 US AMERICAN DOLLARS.

  • LadieLeo

    When I wore acrylic I’d have mine square but they would naturally just round off. Now that I don’t have acrylic they are round but not oval and pointed. That aint cute :nono:

  • prynsexxx

    yes, I’m okay with them being round like naturally round but that mess upstairs look cray cray….imo
    _______________________________

    :yes:

    #witchesbrew

    Like I said, I LOVE Cassie’s. THAT’S how I like to keep MY nails.

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    :hahaha: :goodpost: Sandra!

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    Sam

    When @man (i think) had up the nipple gravi of crazy women (halle berry) this chick was all over my shoulder like she was talking work. I can f*ck off on the computer while she is around because she is a part-time no-body here but, she ALWAYS has something to say about whatever I’m doing on the computer. Oh, who you buying flowers for.. oh what is the cnn breaking news? Oh, who emailing you naked pics….

    :shotsfired1:

    SANDRA: when did we get limited to only two emoticons??

    (copied and pasted from Emoticons page): Only two smilies allowed per comment. To use the smileys, simply copy the code next to the smileys and paste it into the comment box. Make sure there is no space when you copy the code.

  • sdsthomas

    I knew who everyone was immediately, except #6. It took minute on that one! ROTFLMAO Sandra Rose at the fact that you would only know who they are by being a #1 Fan of your site! The descriptions had me :rofl:!

  • Nakeya_j

    Like I said, I LOVE Cassie’s. THAT’S how I like to keep MY nails.
    —-
    :yes: I do not like the cat claws looking nails. And sometimes ppl put too much on them. JMO

  • prynsexxx

    :smack: @Breezy

    I bet it was ’round Christmas won’t it? How much did you pay for it? Did he look “crack’ish”?

  • Who Dat

    but she might as well be black
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    She has had ALOT of black in her. She is an honorary sister.

    We giving Wayne Brady back once and for gatdayum ALL. He keeps tryna sneak back in.

    Or one of them Barber brothers. Tiki I think is the one we want to get rid of.

  • Oprahs Bunion

    @Milany…CL isn’t that bad. I have met some very INTERESTING folks off of there. And you can screen them before you actually meet them face to face. When was your last encounter?

  • Sam

    We giving Wayne Brady back once and for gatdayum ALL. He keeps tryna sneak back in
    ^^^
    :rofl: you are a mess

  • prynsexxx

    @RIF

    Two? I thought it was __________?

    :spank: Quit bringing up old stuff. :mad:

  • Nakeya_j

    Or one of them Barber brothers. Tiki I think is the one we want to get rid of.
    —–
    :yes: Quick, fast and in a hurry.

  • GAGIRL87

    I like Tiny, Lala, and Khloes nail game :coffee:

  • GAGIRL87

    I love the stilletto nail :yawn:

  • prynsexxx

    :ha: @OTB :hug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :yawn: Itis. Bad.

  • ReadingIsFundamental

    oh sorry.. i still thought is was four or something.. we need some kind of blast email when rules change. i don’t want to get banned because i missed the one post that one time when something big changed.

  • Jdore

    I got them all but #6… I didn’t realize it was Beyonce, but then again I’m not a fan (:kona: runs from Stans)

  • Oprahs Bunion

    Breezy says:

    Girl that ish end up being a notebook binder I felt hella dumb and I knew better but hey happens to the best of us sometimes
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: DAMMNNNNNN!!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Prynnnnnn Let me borrow the Poverty Princesses allowance. :lol:

  • Oprahs Bunion

    @OTB – you left me out to dry!

  • Sam

    :waves:
    off to lunch early taking vitamins on an empty stomach :no:

  • LadieLeo

    :offtopic: On our local news site they are reporting about a teacher who had sex with 7 of her male students. 7???? This broad is a whole nother type of nassy a$$ pedophile. Ion care if 6 of em were over 16, they still chirren. I’d :spank: that heffa down if it was one of my sons. Even though I don’t have sons, ijs.

    http://www.news4jax.com/news/georgia-news/Charlton-County-teacher-accused-of-having-sex-with-students/-/475792/18337484/-/10ygip6z/-/index.html

  • MissHarlem

    Waits for 3 dolla check from KDUB chiitttt I can buy 3 dutches with that or 3 cans of seagrams ginger ale for a dolla and 2 dutches ORRRR put .99 with it and get them wangs from the chicken spot with fries. Chitttt I gots plans for my 3 dollars

  • OutsidetheBox

    If only the stans cared as much as the I am not a fans. :shrug: I’ll NEVER get it! /rant :lol:

  • prynsexxx

    @OTB

    She don’t get one. She has a job.

    <—– how I look at her when she asks for money…….and she got a job!

  • Oprahs Bunion

    :offtopic: I watched Hysteria last night. That was actually a good movie!

  • OutsidetheBox

    you left me out to dry!
    ______________________

    :thinking: <—dirty thoughts… You cant just font anything in here. *whispers* The moisture has to dissapite some time!

  • prynsexxx

    taking vitamins on an empty stomach
    _________________________

    :smack: NO WONDER I been queasy n’chit.

    Be at my desk like :facepalm:

  • NaijaGal

    Or one of them Barber brothers. Tiki I think is the one we want to get rid of.
    ========================
    Tiki ain’t never wanted any parts of us :no: and wayne learned the hard way, he made progress with that Dave Chappell skit though :lol:

  • Oprahs Bunion

    LMAOOOOO!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    plans for my 3 dollars
    ______________________
    1. Box of GoodTimes in Kush: .99
    2. Smartfood popcorns: 2/$1
    3. Snapple Apple: .99

    :smoke:

  • OutsidetheBox

    DISSIPATE :smack:

    *I will make many errors today. One time apology—>here<—. :tea:

  • Who Dat

    I have been wearing tips for dayum near 20 years. I have had square, round, long, short, ghetto, plain, sharb, airbrushed, cat claws; you name it I done had it…I agree with whomever said as long as YOU think they cute then go for it.

    I WILL say that a 14 yo Monica was actually my FIRST celebrity nail muse. “Like This And Like Dat” video…she had black polish. FIRST thing I EVER requested. The shat was what was hot in the streets and I STILL see that ish to this DAY :yes:

  • Oprahs Bunion

    I knewnt what you meant OTB!!

  • http://youtu.be/vbfqg0RPm4w Breezy

    @pryn… no it wasn’t around Christmas time. He got me for $500. I think it was summer. He didnt appear to be crackish.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :lol: :hahaha: Walked in on my mama THIS MORNING copying my sister last paystub…tombout, “Heffa been lying all year! The tax mama cometh!”

    I died! :rofl:

  • sassyshe

    Sandra you kill me. Dont worry Sandra Melissa wont come ask you for a job cause Rih got enough money to last this lifetime and next

  • Miany

    @Oprah’s only had two experiences, last one about 5 months ago. It wasn’t anyone I was attracted to like that. Just a cute looking homegirl I’ve known for years. We got to talking about it and was like…’u wanna try that, i wanna try that too..ok, let’s try it together’ So we tried it twice…I’m just relieved things aren’t different between us since then.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Miss Thang was the chittttt. :yes:

  • Oprahs Bunion

    @ K Dubb, I love a black nail! I haven’t had my hands done in a while, but my foots stay on POINT! Ya know I gotta take some attention offa dis here bunion!

  • Bootcampgirl

    $500 :blink: Daaaammmmm

  • Ty

    #2 is definitely Mo :love:

    I dont like LaLa’s nails :nono:

  • http://youtu.be/vbfqg0RPm4w Breezy

    I love black nail polish :love:

  • MissHarlem

    Girllll we are HERE with out 3 dollas. Chit its so much that you can do!!

    Monica and Aaliyah had me wearing black nail polish. *looks at nails* damn years later and its back.

  • Nakeya_j

    Walked in on my mama THIS MORNING copying my sister last paystub…tombout, “Heffa been lying all year! The tax mama cometh!”
    ——
    :hahaha:

  • LadieLeo

    From downstairs

    OutsidetheBox says:
    I havent had it since a kid @Leo I’m fair to middling.. looking forward to better. You??

    **********************
    I don’t have any complaints, thanks for asking :)

  • goat76

    OutsidetheBox says:

    plans for my 3 dollars
    ______________________
    1. Box of GoodTimes in Kush: .99

    ——————————–
    Only smoked out of goodtimes one time, was like smoking out of a Tampa Nugget :puke:
    Swisher(really loving the Swisher Black, they burn slow as fcuk) or White Owls Hootie Hoo.

    Snapple have these cheaper juices that come in a tall can they’re like 79cents. I be slamming on the Mango punch.

  • MissHarlem

    MAMAOTB is something else *Kevin Hart voice* :lol:

    NOM NOM NOM time :peace:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

    Speaking of nail shops …

    Do any of yall get offended when you get your eyebrows done and they ask you if you also want “uppa lip”? :|

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9uzANiCcyM Long Time Lurker

    :offtopic:

    Need a bit of advice and I’m asking you guys cause yall don’t know me and plus yall sometimes give semi-decent advice :grill:

    How do I tell my wife that her sister is desperately trying to give me the drawers. Or do I tell her at all? A couple of things that you should know 1) Her and her sis don’t really get along. 2) We been raising the sis kid since 2 yrs old (now 16).

    Thoughts? :thinking:

  • prynsexxx

    I love a black nail!

    :ido: too!

    I love bold bright colors too! Porsha had on some purrty turquoise an episode or two back on RHOA, that I liked a LOT! :yes:

  • Ty

    Sandra Rose says:

    ReadingIsFundamental says:

    I don’t know who 1 is
    _______________

    That tells me you don’t read my posts. I’ll remember that come contest time.
    ____________
    :crying: :rofl:

  • YOUR NAME HERE!

    Who Dat says:

    I have been wearing tips for dayum near 20 years. I have had square, round, long, short, ghetto, plain, sharb, airbrushed, cat claws; you name it I done had it…I agree with whomever said as long as YOU think they cute then go for it.
    I WILL say that a 14 yo Monica was actually my FIRST celebrity nail muse. “Like This And Like Dat” video…she had black polish. FIRST thing I EVER requested. The shat was what was hot in the streets and I STILL see that ish to this DAY
    ________________
    alladis…Monica didn’t even know she talked me into that black phase…that and chocolate brown!

  • FuturedocDonte

    Bout to get on my nev sht and google image all these pictures. :coffee:

  • Who Dat

    Miss Thang was the chittttt.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Honey I had NEVER in life then or SINCE seen a lil girl THAT fawkin fly.

    :yes: YES SIRRRRRRRR

  • Nakeya_j

    How do I tell my wife that her sister is desperately trying to give me the drawers. Or do I tell her at all? A couple of things that you should know 1) Her and her sis don’t really get along. 2) We been raising the sis kid since 2 yrs old (now 16).
    ——
    Jesus be an ass whoopin, because that is what the sister needs. I would tell the wife.

  • Natasha38

    Hey Roses :waves:

    @JMO logged in to say YES urks me to no end… if I didn’t ask for upper lip don’t be asking me about my upper lip

    @LTL :eek: whewwwww

  • Oprahs Bunion

    That’s good. You don’t ever want that to change the relationship. My friendships have never changed with anyone. It’s funny she felt the same way!

  • Gigi26

    @Miany: youse apart of the carpet munching coaliton as well? :blink:

    @LTL: you tell her straight up..a snake is a snake and you either cut the head off or expose to those around you. Fukking trashbox. And you raising her kid too? Hell nah, expose her.

  • LadieLeo

    @Longtime, I say just outright tell her, no need to mince words since her and the sister aren’t friend and clearly since you all are raising her kids she’s not stable/100% together.

  • Jasean14

    1. LA LA
    2. MONICA
    3. CASSIE
    4. TINY
    5. ????
    6. BEYONCE
    7. DRAYA MICHELLE! I <3 HER LOL

  • Miany

    @jmo…used to get offended but, one day I gave in I tried and I love the results. My whole face looks clearer. My skin above lip feels smooth as well.

  • goat76

    Long Time Lurker says:

    :offtopic:

    Need a bit of advice and I’m asking you guys cause yall don’t know me and plus yall sometimes give semi-decent advice :grill:

    How do I tell my wife that her sister is desperately trying to give me the drawers. Or do I tell her at all? A couple of things that you should know 1) Her and her sis don’t really get along. 2) We been raising the sis kid since 2 yrs old (now 16).

    Thoughts? :thinking:
    ————————————
    1st of all, you come in here talking we give “semi-decent”, cause I’ll cut ya balls off and hand ‘em to ya, patna.

    But for real. Just tell your wife straight up. Tell her to watch how her sister acts when she gets around you.

  • OutsidetheBox

    And I loveeee..
    Kickin’ it with you… Me and you..
    Gettin’ it on.
    So babyyyyyy,
    slide a tape in boy.
    You knowwwwww..
    to play our songggg :whistle:
    Chilling, riding to the musicccc
    Laid back low, when I’m with youuuuu.

    </3

  • NaijaGal

    LTL – you got documentation/proof that she’s been hitting on you? cause she’ll just come back with he tried to touch me, rape me

  • http://myspace.com/afiya00 Afiya

    1. LALA
    2. CASSIE
    3. MONICA
    4. TINY
    5. RIHANNA
    6. BEYONCE
    7. KHLOE

    Copied & Pasteded, cause I can’t keep up with y’all :cry:

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

    Ltl be careful that chick is clearly crazy you gotta let wife know cause sis sound like she’ll try to set you up.

    Just between us though would you hit? :coffee:

  • Gigi26

    . DRAYA MICHELLE! I <3 HER LOL

    :rofl: :eek: Draya is half black…

  • NaijaGal

    oh wait, I mis-read I thought you said yall been raising the sister since 16…LAWD…yeah tell your wife

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9uzANiCcyM Long Time Lurker

    Reason I’m hesitant is the kid. Finally got to a point where they are confused about their environment. He now recognizes that wifey and I are the PARENTS. Sis would always confuse the kid by saying shyt like “don’t forget who yo mama is” and we would have behavior problems. Kid now no longer feeds into the bs and is a well adjusted/great kid. And I know if I tell wifey, it’s gonna be some smoke in the city. And I don’t want the kid to feel stuck in the middle.

  • Miany

    @Gigi… :rofl: (that facial expression is the reason I don’t have a gravi up. My real life fam no nothing about any carpet/ toy activities) I wouldn’t call it that cuz I have never munched and she never munched mine but, I would’ve allowed her to do it.

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    Long Time Lurker says:

    Need a bit of advice and I’m asking you guys cause yall don’t know me and plus yall sometimes give semi-decent advice

    How do I tell my wife that her sister is desperately trying to give me the drawers. Or do I tell her at all? A couple of things that you should know 1) Her and her sis don’t really get along. 2) We been raising the sis kid since 2 yrs old (now 16).

    Thoughts?

    :karate: that fuggin bitch aint CHIT u hear me son?? not NUFFIN. what kinda proof u got? if u got proof go for it. OR just tell the nasty bitch to leave u alone BEFORE u tell ur wife. OMG THAT is the right bitch for me to slap today! :cuss:

  • Who Dat

    alladis…Monica didn’t even know she talked me into that black phase…that and chocolate brown!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Loves me some brown. I got on Pecan Frost (Sation) right now. I aint eem know they still MADE that ish. I saw it in the nail salon last week and was like :blink: I aint seen this since 2003.

    An oldie but goodie.

  • http://gravatar.com/imsuchalady ImSuchaLady

    Long Time Lurker says:
    Need a bit of advice and I’m asking you guys cause yall don’t know me and plus yall sometimes give semi-decent advice

    How do I tell my wife that her sister is desperately trying to give me the drawers. Or do I tell her at all? A couple of things that you should know 1) Her and her sis don’t really get along. 2) We been raising the sis kid since 2 yrs old (now 16).

    Thoughts?
    _____________________________________________________________________
    I say you better tell her, cause Lord help you if she find out and it’s from another source (it looks like you were hiding something) or the sister tries to flip it and say you been trying to get at her. Avoid having to appear on Maury Lie Detector show and tell her immediately.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

    @jmo what up huxstable? :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Tampa Nugget <—never had one but :lol: GoodTimes are def. acquired taste and I only get Kush or White Grape everything else tastes DISGUSTING. But when you only got a dolla! 3 for $1.

    Arizona's are .99 too and thats usually my go to cause the snapple apple dont come in the .79 can.

  • LadieLeo

    Snapple have these cheaper juices that come in a tall can they’re like 79cents. I be slamming on the Mango punch.

    **************************************
    I’ve never seen the Snapple cans but the Arizona ones are good and now they have a strawberry colada one that goes great with whipped creme vodka :thumbsup:

  • goat76

    ALBoy says:

    Just between us though would you hit? :coffee:
    —————————-
    My Man!! *in Denzel’s voice*

  • Miany

    I’d tell…if your wife trusts you she should believe you no matter what mudd her sister (whom obviously has problems) slings. I wouldn’t want my husband keeping that type of stuff from me.

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    1st of all, you come in here talking we give “semi-decent”, cause I’ll cut ya balls off and hand ‘em to ya, patna.

    :ghost:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    @goat :rofl:

  • Gigi26

    Ahh okay Miany, I would still love ya anyways :lol:

    @LTL: that’s even more reason to do it now, the fact that she’s trying you means she’s trying to gain more weight on her side with the kid (seeing if you’ll give in and actually smash her or entertain the thought). Do it before it gets bad. Better now than later and your wife asking you “Well what took you so long to tell me in the first place?”

  • FuturedocDonte

    Need a bit of advice and I’m asking you guys cause yall don’t know me and plus yall sometimes give semi-decent advice

    How do I tell my wife that her sister is desperately trying to give me the drawers. Or do I tell her at all? A couple of things that you should know 1) Her and her sis don’t really get along. 2) We been raising the sis kid since 2 yrs old (now 16).
    ——-
    Misery loves company. Make ur wife aware. some stuff could pop off and she could try to say something to ur wife to try and hur her and it beturned on you and the ur wife will be giving u the :huh: like why u didn’t tell her. I tell my keep all her friends and ratchet azz family from round me. They get no leg room

  • Nakeya_j

    Reason I’m hesitant is the kid. Finally got to a point where they are confused about their environment. He now recognizes that wifey and I are the PARENTS. Sis would always confuse the kid by saying shyt like “don’t forget who yo mama is” and we would have behavior problems. Kid now no longer feeds into the bs and is a well adjusted/great kid. And I know if I tell wifey, it’s gonna be some smoke in the city. And I don’t want the kid to feel stuck in the middle.
    —-
    Umm so why if you are raising the kid, why does she (the sister) feel liek she can come in and say all that? Clearly she is not the momma, because then she would be doing all the work. And I would still tell the wife because you don’t want the wife to find out and you were not the one who told her.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9uzANiCcyM Long Time Lurker

    goat76 says:

    1st of all, you come in here talking we give “semi-decent”, cause I’ll cut ya balls off and hand ‘em to ya, patna.
    ______________________________________________
    Thought yall get a kick outta that.. :grill:

  • LadieLeo

    @LTL – raising the biological children of a family member can be hard in itself. I legally adopted my cousin, the biomomma tried to get slick one time too many I checked her and err’body else. I’m the mf’ing momma what I say go and if anybody got any comments, questions or concerns keep em to you gd self. That halted that mess too!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Tell that B!tch to back off @LTL. And put her on blast if she dont.

    Record her. :yes:

  • Who Dat

    Need a bit of advice and I’m asking you guys cause yall don’t know me and plus yall sometimes give semi-decent advice

    How do I tell my wife that her sister is desperately trying to give me the drawers. Or do I tell her at all? A couple of things that you should know 1) Her and her sis don’t really get along. 2) We been raising the sis kid since 2 yrs old (now 16).

    Thoughts?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Do you have a sister that can pernch your sister in law in her gatdayum eye?

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    :dead: @AL

  • West Coast Chick

    1. Lala Anthony
    2. Monica Brown
    3.Cassie
    4.Tiny Harris (she wasnt the lead singer though :lol: )
    5.Melissa Ford
    6.Beyonce
    7.Khloe Kardashian (she’s not caucasian..she’s Armenian :lol:)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

    If the child knows that you and wife are the Real parents then regardless it will be ok but you keep quiet and sis gone set you up.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9uzANiCcyM Long Time Lurker

    ALBoy says:

    Just between us though would you hit?
    ______________________________

    I’d be lying if I say I ain’t thought about it…. :coffee:

  • Oprahs Bunion

    Gigi26 says:

    @Miany: youse apart of the carpet munching coaliton as well?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    BAAWWWWWWAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :dead: Stop it Gigi!

  • BrownEyedGirl

    LaLa
    Monica
    Cassie
    Tiny
    Mel Ford/Rhi
    Bey
    Khloe

  • luVn_liFe…

    I Like Cassie yellow canary diamond Ring!!

    How do I tell my wife that her sister is desperately trying to give me the drawers. Or do I tell her at all? A couple of things that you should know 1) Her and her sis don’t really get along. 2) We been raising the sis kid since 2 yrs old (now 16).

    :shocked:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

    @Alboy :rofl: … bringing up old chit

    I missed your font too :kiss:

    :hahaha:

  • goat76

    FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: says:

    1st of all, you come in here talking we give “semi-decent”, cause I’ll cut ya balls off and hand ‘em to ya, patna.
    ———————————–
    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    @goat :rofl:
    ———————————–
    I fcuked it up but y’all see where I was coming from….lol

  • BrownEyedGirl

    That was fun auntie. Let’s do another one.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Strawberry colada :shocked: Yall got them 2014 dranks! I want one! I havent seen that yet.

    We JUST got the Arizona AP Strawberry Lemonade.

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Tell that B!tch to back off @LTL. And put her on blast if she dont.

    Record her.

    ^^^^THIS :yes:
    ____________________
    :hahaha: @Kdub

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

    Fay whats up ma? What i say? :coffee:

  • prynsexxx

    Jesus be an ass whoopin
    ____________________________

    :ghost: :rofl: Best ONE I’ve heard YET!

  • OutsidetheBox

    but you keep quiet and sis gone set you up.
    __________________

    :tea: She already think you weak for some reason.

  • Nakeya_j

    I’d be lying if I say I ain’t thought about it
    —–
    :blink: Jesus be th ehand that slaps you! Noooooooo Don’t do it!!! (I know you only said you thought about it) But NOOOOOOOOO. Tell your wife about her damn sister and stay away from her!

  • http://gravatar.com/caramelcutie Caramel Cutie

    Need a bit of advice and I’m asking you guys cause yall don’t know me and plus yall sometimes give semi-decent advice

    How do I tell my wife that her sister is desperately trying to give me the drawers. Or do I tell her at all? A couple of things that you should know 1) Her and her sis don’t really get along. 2) We been raising the sis kid since 2 yrs old (now 16).

    Thoughts
    *******************************************

    Same thing happend to me but reverse but we were broken up at the time and and when he found out… Put it this way, he never checked his bro and to this day he still brings it up but I entertained this for a milisecond just to stroke my ego b/c he was with another girl during our breakup. We never did anything just a few messages on a now defunked social networking site..

    I think 5-6 yrs later, this is what is holding him back from me b/c he cannot fully trust EVEN THOUGH he’s done waaaayyyy worse stuff to me. But he cannot let go or get over it. He does dirt and justifies this by saying well you did xyz w/my bro.. IDK..

    Sorry I’m no help. Yall I need to get my baby back. This single ish is fo the birds…

  • luVn_liFe…

    JMO says
    Do any of yall get offended when you get your eyebrows done and they ask you if you also want “uppa lip”?
    ~ ~ ~
    YES and my asian lady who does my brows who does em every two weeks who’s been doing my brows for years,Does EVERYTIME!

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    Long Time Lurker says:

    ALBoy says:

    Just between us though would you hit?
    ______________________________

    I’d be lying if I say I ain’t thought about it….

    :eek: awl nawl HELL nawl! u need to tell wifey ASAP. could slip up & fall in the ****. THEN yo life gone go to chit. & u know this :yes:

  • Gigi26

    Misery loves company. Make ur wife aware. some stuff could pop off and she could try to say something to ur wife to try and hur her and it beturned on you and the ur wife will be giving u the like why u didn’t tell her. I tell my keep all her friends and ratchet azz family from round me. They get no leg room

    :cosign: :yes:

  • prynsexxx

    @LTL

    Now define: trying to give me the drawers. :waiting:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Fay done stuck the Hex in her damn gravie :rofl: I just noticed that ish :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    *smug smile* :tea:

  • Who Dat

    But when you only got a dolla! 3 for $1.

    Arizona’s are .99 too and thats usually my go to cause the snapple apple dont come in the .79 can.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Yall gonna stop buying this hood azz shyt that yt done placed in our stores for us to get fat off of, high off of, or drunk off of, with my gatdayum $3…. I mean unless you gonna share wit me…

    :rofl:

  • prynsexxx

    ALBoy says:
    Just between us though would you hit?
    _________________________

    :facepalm:

  • Oprahs Bunion

    @ Milany – what are your stats: height, weight, etc. :tea:

  • LadieLeo

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Strawberry colada Yall got them 2014 dranks! I want one! I havent seen that yet.

    We JUST got the Arizona AP Strawberry Lemonade.

    ***************************
    Yep it’s in a plastic bottle not the tall can. They have strawberry colada and regular colada. You just gotta shake em up cause it’s like a creme and a juice mixture and it’ll separate. Thankfully I drink my drink quick. But the strawberry lemonade mixes well too.

  • Gigi26

    Caramel…that shyt you just typed up made no gat dayum sense in relation to LTL’s problem :no:

    Go to the :kona: until the next post please :hahaha:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    Hey AL-bew! :love: u know good & damn well yeen halfta ask that man if he wanted to smash. *chuch whispa* but we ALL was thinkin it :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

    @Natasha and @Miany @lil typo :yes: chit be pissin me off. No hoe! I don’t need my lip :lol:

  • luVn_liFe…

    daFuGG

  • Diva

    :wave: hey ya’ll :buttshake: Happy :humpday:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9uzANiCcyM Long Time Lurker

    :warning: :warning: :warning:

    I would never hit. :no: I know what she’s up to. But I can’t lie and say that is hasn’t crossed my mind. I am human.

    I just know either way I’m fvcked and this ain’t gon end well.

  • prynsexxx

    Long Time Lurker says:
    ALBoy says:
    Just between us though would you hit?
    ______________________________
    I’d be lying if I say I ain’t thought about it….
    ______________________________

    :ghost:

    What gets me is…..from what I’ve read so far, she sounds RATCHET and yall would even CONSIDER hittin it is just…… :smack:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

    Ok Ltl you in a dangerous place cause she crazy so she more than likely got that “goody trap” tell your wife before thoughtsurn to actions……..

    Or give he a beating leave her covered in dna then tell :coffee:

  • Oprahs Bunion

    @Caramle Cutie – It’s nothing wrong with being single! Take the time to focus on making a better YOU!

  • Diva

    that would be :hump: oh and Monica’s nails are the only ones I like…..She has Shellac all day long!!!!!

  • Nakeya_j

    Caramel…that shyt you just typed up made no gat dayum sense in relation to LTL’s problem

    Go to the until the next post please
    —–
    OMG. Gigi I swear to God I just fell the fugg out at my desk reading that!!!!! :hahaha: I read her thing and thought the same shyt, but I was trying to be shyt today, so I did not say anything. hahahahahahaha

  • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

    Jenie

    chile u know u gotta stay protected outchea :lol: :tea:

    “till u do right by me!” :ha: <—celie fangas

  • YOUR NAME HERE!

    Pecan Frost used to be my shiat!!! I swear I loved that color and you found some??? I think that is a southern color!

  • Oprahs Bunion

    Diva!! :yahoo:

  • OutsidetheBox

    YES and my asian lady who does my brows who does em every two weeks who’s been doing my brows for years,Does EVERYTIME!
    ________________________________________________

    Because its a script :lol: Like an upsell. Dont take it personal.

    I NEVER let them touch my chit and still they always ask (at my nail salon) “you want eyebrow?” :lol:

    My friend walked in one day and said she wanted eyebrows, she get back there in the chair and I hear the Asian say,

    “Your eyebrow soooo Tinnnnnn (thin)…friend was like, “bish you do em!” :ghost:

  • FuturedocDonte

    Same thing happend to me but reverse but we were broken up at the time and and when he found out… Put it this way, he never checked his bro and to this day he still brings it up but I entertained this for a milisecond just to stroke my ego b/c he was with another girl during our breakup. We never did anything just a few messages on a now defunked social networking site..

    I think 5-6 yrs later, this is what is holding him back from me b/c he cannot fully trust EVEN THOUGH he’s done waaaayyyy worse stuff to me. But he cannot let go or get over it. He does dirt and justifies this by saying well you did xyz w/my bro.. IDK..
    —–
    Caramel I’m convinced that yo axx is relationship dysfunctional :hahaha: no shade… But dayum

  • Gigi26

    Yall gonna stop buying this hood azz shyt that yt done placed in our stores for us to get fat off of, high off of, or drunk off of, with my gatdayum $3…. I mean unless you gonna share wit me…
    ———————
    Lemme tell ya somethin K Dubb…them cheap dranks be HITTIN it when you got bout 3 dollars to spare ya feel meh?

    I be ghetto ballin in my office for lunch:

    2 cans of Chef Boyardee Spaghetti n meatballs (i throw out the meatballs cuz I don’t dine with the swine :yes:)

    1 Arizona can of Grapeade/Orangeade/Fruit Punch/Mucho Mango

    1 jar of fuji apples from CVS

    Cost meh bout 3.50 but be hittin the spot when a bish on a budget ya heard meh?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

    luVn_liFe… says:

    JMO says
    Do any of yall get offended when you get your eyebrows done and they ask you if you also want “uppa lip”?
    ~ ~ ~
    YES and my asian lady who does my brows who does em every two weeks who’s been doing my brows for years,Does EVERYTIME!
    __________________________________________________

    Imma just assume its mandatory to ask :yes:

    I ain’t got a mustache!

  • Nakeya_j

    I’d be lying if I say I ain’t thought about it….
    —–
    Seeing as how you just said this, have you been entertaining her advances? If so, then your alread done flucked up. Either way, sir, I suggest you tell your wife.

  • prynsexxx

    LTL says:

    I can’t lie and say that is hasn’t crossed my mind. I am human.
    ________________________________

    Dammit if the bitch is ratchet why would you even consider it? Human or not. Trinidad James, Wacka, Ricky, and the rest of them missed dental plan registration folks are RATCHET to me. I couldn’t even consider it! LOL

  • OutsidetheBox

    <—is wearing "Nail Caviar". I bought a kit from Walgreens..$7? I like it. I need a fill but the little balls fill the area and you cant tell. Win!

  • luVn_liFe…

    “Your eyebrow soooo Tinnnnnn (thin)…friend was like, “bish you do em!”
    ~ ~ ~
    BWAHAHAHAHAAAHAahahahah :rofl: !!!!!!! damn asians!

    “Your eyebrow soooo Tinnnnnn (thin)…friend was like, “bish you do em!”

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

    Fay you already knew he thought about it you get an offer you think it all through then you go Home. Nothing wrong with thinking

  • Who Dat

    leave her covered in dna
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Go back to wherever it was you BEEN.

    :ghost:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    Well damn, basd on the descriptions none of the ladies are Rih or Brandy. I should have know as both ladies nails would look better than these. Here’s the ones I know:

    1. Lala
    2. Monica
    3. Cassie
    4. Tiny
    5. ? (Can’t think of any other bajan singer and it shole ain’t Rih)
    6. B
    7. Khloe (her’s are the only nice ones)

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yall gonna stop buying this hood azz shyt that yt done placed in our stores for us to get fat off of, high off of, or drunk off of, with my gatdayum $3…. I mean unless you gonna share wit me…
    ___________________________________________

    :rofl: Dubbbbbb You know that can got 3 servings. :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    PHOENIX (AP) — Phoenix police say several people have been shot at an office complex.

    Sgt. Tommy Thompson is at the scene and told KNXV TV that he did not know the condition or exact number of victims. He said police believe the person who shot people left the scene.

    The building was being evacuated, and the suspect may be on the loose.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

    Long Time Lurker says:

    :warning: :warning: :warning:

    I would never hit. :no: I know what she’s up to. But I can’t lie and say that is hasn’t crossed my mind. I am human.

    I just know either way I’m fvcked and this ain’t gon end well.
    ___________________________________________________________________

    Literally…

  • Oprahs Bunion

    OutsidetheBox says:

    YES and my asian lady who does my brows who does em every two weeks who’s been doing my brows for years,Does EVERYTIME!
    ________________________________________________

    Because its a script Like an upsell. Dont take it personal.

    I NEVER let them touch my chit and still they always ask (at my nail salon) “you want eyebrow?”

    My friend walked in one day and said she wanted eyebrows, she get back there in the chair and I hear the Asian say,

    “Your eyebrow soooo Tinnnnnn (thin)…friend was like, “bish you do em!”
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    fukcingggg :dead:

  • Gigi26

    ALBoy officially ain’t shyt today!! :rofl: nigga said leave her covered in DNA?!

    :dead: GO NOW!

  • luVn_liFe…

    Imma just assume its mandatory to ask I ain’t got a mustache!
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    It is,
    bishhhes are worsem,u want petticureeeee,manicureeeeeee NO bish just my damn brows!
    upper lip jusss 2dollas more O_o

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    JMO says:

    Do any of yall get offended when you get your eyebrows done and they ask you if you also want “uppa lip”?
    _________________

    One time this Korean nail tech asked me if I wanted my whole face waxed.. then she went ahead and did it. :|

  • Ty

    Nakeya_j says:

    How do I tell my wife that her sister is desperately trying to give me the drawers. Or do I tell her at all? A couple of things that you should know 1) Her and her sis don’t really get along. 2) We been raising the sis kid since 2 yrs old (now 16).
    ——
    Jesus be an ass whoopin, because that is what the sister needs. I would tell the wife.
    _________
    Yep tell wifey and stand back because somebody is getting monkey stomped. The fact that u are raising the sisters child and her azz aint sick says alot :coffee:

  • http://gravatar.com/caramelcutie Caramel Cutie

    Gigi26 says:

    Caramel…that shyt you just typed up made no gat dayum sense in relation to LTL’s problem

    Go to the until the next post please
    _________________________________________
    uh huh.. i was tryna explain how the same thing almost kinda happend to me.. :shrugs:

    :bye: <-bye

  • OutsidetheBox

    LuVn we laughed at that chit for days… like Bish whyyyy is my chit tinnnnn. Cause I come to you! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9uzANiCcyM Long Time Lurker

    @ Sandra :rofl: Thanks I needed that. The visual alone… :rofl:

  • Gigi26

    @LTL she could’ve been plottin on your for a min…hell since you took the kid in…

    Tell wifey now or you’re more fukked than what you initially thought :yes:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Speaking of ASIAN
    this asian blend trail mix w/wasabi peas is Interesting :popcorn:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    @ jealousCNenvy: Good try, hun. But you got one wrong.

  • luVn_liFe…

    One time this Korean nail tech asked me if I wanted my whole face waxed.. then she went ahead and did it.
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    :hahaha: Sandra :stop: Just asking. . .
    FORGET IT

    LMAOOOOOOOOO

  • Betamax82

    :tea:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    @ mac21902: You got them all correct. :applause:

  • NaijaGal

    @LTL – yall been raising the daughter but have yall adopted? you think she’s gonna take the child if you out her?

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    MUNCHOSGIRL says:

    1. LALA
    2. CASSIE
    3. MONICA
    4. TINY
    5. RIHANNA
    6. BEYONCE
    7. KHLOE
    ________________

    How did you get Rihanna from that description?

  • lilioohpyt

    1. LaLa
    2. Monica
    3. Tamar
    4. Tiny
    5. Melissa F (Rihanna’s best friend)
    6. Beyonce
    7. Khloe

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9uzANiCcyM Long Time Lurker

    Thanks Peeps. I think I knew all along I was gon have to tell. I was just :pray: that somebody could give reason to avoid the bs.

    In case I don’t font no mo… :blunt: & :cheers:

  • Who Dat

    My homegirl turned the nail salon alllllll the way OWT b/c an Asian lady (not none of our REGULAR folks)…literally did the equivalent of whatever it would be of scalping your eyebrows. They took ALLLLLLL her gatdayum eyebrows SMOOVE the fugg OFF. She a real real light chick. So her shat was fire engine red in addition to bald as fugg. And we was going to the Black Lawyers Xmas Ball that night. Had to leave nail spot and go to the makeup place AS to the fuggin AP. She got her shats SPRAY PAINTED back on.

    Ladies if it is NOT your regular iBraw person DON’T DEW IT.

  • NaijaGal

    One time this Korean nail tech asked me if I wanted my whole face waxed.. then she went ahead and did it.
    ========================
    my Lord :dead: Sandra, just go :rofl:

  • NaijaGal

    LTL – try this: “man baby I hope I’m crazy but I think you’re sister is hitting on me”

  • OutsidetheBox

    She got her shats SPRAY PAINTED back on.

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • goat76

    prynsexxx says:

    Long Time Lurker says:
    ALBoy says:
    Just between us though would you hit?
    ______________________________
    I’d be lying if I say I ain’t thought about it….
    ______________________________

    :ghost:

    What gets me is…..from what I’ve read so far, she sounds RATCHET and yall would even CONSIDER hittin it is just…… :smack:
    ————————————–
    Only if it wasn’t his Sis-n-law.

    When we say would you hit, that’s like asking is she’s attractive enough to hit.

  • Miany

    @JMO… :dead: at you calling me lil typo..
    Oprahs Bunion says:
    @ Milany – what are your stats: height, weight, etc. Brown chick/ 5″7/ 160 pounds

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9uzANiCcyM Long Time Lurker

    NaijaGal says:

    @LTL – yall been raising the daughter but have yall adopted? you think she’s gonna take the child if you out her?
    _______________________________

    Not even possible. Waaay complicated situation, but she can NEVER have custody of the kid.

  • smileylsc

    I love this post!! It’s so fun to see everyone’s guesses!!

  • Oprahs Bunion

    goat76 says:

    When we say would you hit, that’s like asking is she’s attractive enough to hit.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I get it!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9uzANiCcyM Long Time Lurker

    goat76 says:

    When we say would you hit, that’s like asking is she’s attractive enough to hit.

    Exactly! And yeah.

  • Ty

    Sandra Rose says:

    @ mac21902: You got them all correct
    __________
    Long as u dont give her/him my LV backpack

    *still waiting since last year* U aint tired of looking at it yet :rofl:

  • Oprahs Bunion

    @Milany :hump:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gT5U4JOjK8 JMO

    Sandra Rose says:

    JMO says:

    Do any of yall get offended when you get your eyebrows done and they ask you if you also want “uppa lip”?
    _________________

    One time this Korean nail tech asked me if I wanted my whole face waxed.. then she went ahead and did it. :|
    __________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • FuturedocDonte

    One time this Korean nail tech asked me if I wanted my whole face waxed.. then she went ahead and did it.
    —-
    Yo. My sister came home mad as hell one day. She sat in the chair and told the man she wanted her eyebrows arched and he said ” I’ll do ur stache first!” I :ghost:

  • Diva

    :wave: hey Oprah

  • Oprahs Bunion

    What you doing this weekend Diva?

  • http://gravatar.com/caramelcutie Caramel Cutie

    Caramel I’m convinced that yo axx is relationship dysfunctional no shade… But dayum
    ************************
    @ future doc, ummmmm?? Nah, just some issues here with relationships :lol:

  • ThatgirlJD

    Ya’ll sure 1. ain’t Keisha Cole?

  • Diva

    @OB I plan to pop dem wine bottles!!! Been on dry island for a minute now….long overdue!

  • Nakeya_j

    Ya’ll sure 1. ain’t Keisha Cole?
    —-
    I was thinking that

  • Diva

    @OB so I’mma wet my throak :rofl:

  • Gigi26

    MIANY :warning: Don’t go near OB, she’ll turn you out…she likes bottles up the pusscee! :rofl:

  • Milky

    :newbie:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :welcome:
    MIlky
    although ur new every other post :hug:

  • NaijaGal

    :newpost: on starter wives is up

  • http://gravatar.com/caramelcutie Caramel Cutie

    I need a life coach

  • Milky

    ob is dangerous. oh my i didnt know this. moves closer, tell me more!!

  • FuturedocDonte

    :newpost: engaged and under aged

  • Oprahs Bunion

    Diva says:

    @OB I plan to pop dem wine bottles!!! Been on dry island for a minute now….long overdue!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    That’s what I’m talking about! :cheers: where are you gonna watch the game?

  • Miany

    Gigi26 says:

    MIANY Don’t go near OB, she’ll turn you out…she likes bottles up the pusscee!
    ^^^ LOL….It’s ok, I’m waaaaay down here in FL, I’m safe from OB!!! I want no parts of the bottle action.

  • Oprahs Bunion

    Gigi26 says:

    MIANY Don’t go near OB, she’ll turn you out…she likes bottles up the pusscee!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    DAMMNNNNN GiGi! Don’t scare her away! :hahaha: And for the record, it was a bottle up her anus! :rofl:

  • Diva

    Oprahs Bunion says:

    Diva says:

    @OB I plan to pop dem wine bottles!!! Been on dry island for a minute now….long overdue!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    That’s what I’m talking about! where are you gonna watch the game?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    At the house with the fam!

  • http://www.philly.com/ J Said it!

    LaLA
    Monica
    Cassie
    Tiny
    Rhianna’s Boo
    Mary J???
    Khloe K

  • msboo

    1. Keyshia Cole
    2. ??
    3. Monica Brown
    4. Tiny
    5. Melisa Forde
    6. Beyonce’
    7. Khloe Kardashian

  • MsPink

    1) LaLa
    2)Monica
    3) Cassie
    4) Tiny
    5) Melissa Forde
    6) Beyonce
    7) Khole Kardashian

  • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

    I’m thinking Monica didn’t get the gig because she may as well be Solange with a better voice – she has no hits and no control over her instrument and yodels through the entire song.

    Monica can be great in your house, Sandra… #But that is all

    LOL

  • Fatkat

    La la
    Monica
    Cassie
    Tiny
    Melissa Forde
    Beyonce
    Khloe k-odom

  • shavonnet

    1) la la
    2) Monica
    3) cassie
    4) tiny
    5) melissa rhi’s assistant
    6) Bey
    7) Khloe

    How did I do???

  • http://Twitter.com/Juana4ev Joja86

    This was fun:

    1. Lala
    2. Tamia
    3. Cassie
    4. Tiny
    5. Rihanna
    6. Beyonce
    7. Khloe Kardashian

  • http://Twitter.com/Juana4ev Joja86

    oops forgot about Monica.. I guess she can be #2 but I prefer Tamia

  • http://Twitter.com/Juana4ev Joja86

    I guess she IS* with that hood tattoo on her hand lol

  • http://twitter.com/mice78 miamisol

    1. Evelyn
    2.Monica
    3. Cassie
    4. Tiny
    5. Melissa
    6. Beyonce
    7. Khloe