Jenny Craig Spokesperson: ‘We’ll pass on Kim Kardashian’s pregnant azz’

Kim Kardashian bikini

The news of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s alleged pregnancy couldn’t have come at a better time for the attention seeking couple. The Kardashian family’s reality TV series empire was reduced to just one show, after Kim’s disastrous and ill-timed divorce filing.

Additionally, Kanye West’s recently released album dropped with a resounding thud — not to mention his concerts are not selling out.

Conclusion: Kim and Kanye (and Kim’s obsessively controlling mother, Kris Jenner) needed to do something drastic to save their careers.

But if Kim thought her alleged pregnancy would open the flood gates of sponsorships and promotional offers, she thought wrong.

Gossip blogsite TMZ reached out to weight loss giants Jenny Craig and Medifast to inquire if there is interest in Kim’s hasty alleged pregnancy.

Reps for Jenny Craig and Medifast tell TMZ they won’t be be helping Kim K shed her post-baby weight — and their reason, ironically enough, is the reality TV star isn’t real enough.

Medifast said it’s not looking for any celeb endorsements — but Jenny Craig was more specific, telling us they’re … focusing on “real results for real women” this year.

Interestingly, JC’s rep added, “We will continue our working relationship with Mariah Carey.”

Of course we don’t know if Kim’s even looking for a new weight loss deal … she endorsed Quick Trim last year.

The fact that Kim is still married to Kris Humphries, and that she is a desperate narcissist who will do anything for attention isn’t loss on the weight loss corporations.

More from Sandrarose.com:

  • Kim Kardashian caught in Another Lie
  • The Kardashian Klan in 10 Years?
  • Kim Kardashian Pregnant With Kanye West’s Child
  • Body Language: How to know if she’s flirting


  •  


    106 Responses to “Jenny Craig Spokesperson: ‘We’ll pass on Kim Kardashian’s pregnant azz’”

    1. 1

      This picture disgusts me… yet turns me on at the same dayum time.

    2. 2
      GAGIRL87 says:

      Additionally, Kanye West’s recently released album dropped with a resounding thud — not to mention his concerts are not selling out.

      _______________________________________________________________________

      Kanye has a new album I REALLY didn’t know this :shrugs:

    3. 3
      MoniquetheGeek says:

      :clap: for them.

    4. 4
      Chris Browns Concubine Pickachu Tran says:

      :rofl: @that picture *scrolls back up to read the write-up*

    5. 5
      MoniquetheGeek says:

      I was sooo looking forward to the G.O.O.D album, but couldn’t find one track that made me want to rush and buy it.

    6. 6
      GAGIRL87 says:

      That pic of Kim reminds me of the movie “Death Becomes Her” :coffee:

    7. 7
      Breezy says:

      Kim knows how to keep herself relevant but I wish she would disappear :tea:

      Reps for Jenny Craig and Medifast tell TMZ they won’t be be helping Kim K shed her post-baby weight — and their reason, ironically enough, is the reality TV star isn’t real enough.
      ————
      :lol:

    8. 8

      “Medifast said it’s not looking for any celeb endorsements — but Jenny Craig was more specific, telling us they’re … focusing on “real results for real women” this year.”
      _________
      Translation:
      “We can’t afford any celebrities to endorse our chitty product.”

    9. 9
      luVn_liFe... says:

      :rofl:
      SANDRA Juuu ARE STOOPID!! I was like :blink: looking at that PIC! LMAO

      Poor KarTRASHian,I Know she’s crying like that pic thats floating around

    10. 10
      Breezy says:

      That pic of Kim reminds me of the movie “Death Becomes

      Her”

      by GAGIRL87
      ———-
      It really does!

    11. 11
      luVn_liFe... says:

      “real results for real women” this year.
      ~ ~ ~
      OH

    12. 12
      Chris Browns Concubine Pickachu Tran says:

      “Medifast said it’s not looking for any celeb endorsements — but Jenny Craig was more specific, telling us they’re … focusing on “real results for real women” this year.”

      *********************************

      well dam :hahaha:

    13. 13
      Ms. Everything says:

      I ain’t even know Ye had a new album out :shrugs: oh well.. I have no words for these two. Or her mama. I feel bad for Khloe though

    14. 14
      Kinky4Agirl says:

      Two unemportant people getting together trying to become interesting as a couple. wow…

    15. 15
      Kinky4Agirl says:

      unimportant… sorry

    16. 16
      MoniquetheGeek says:

      That pic of Kim reminds me of the movie “Death Becomes Her” :coffee:
      _______________________________
      Yes!

    17. 17
      luVn_liFe... says:

      :happy: MsEverything HNY!!!! Long time forever

    18. 18
      Kinky4Agirl says:

      I don’t like my avatar, I think I will change it. Or try to…

    19. 19
      Kinky4Agirl says:

      Nevermind, I like it now..

    20. 20
      Ms. Everything says:

      Man if Jenny Craig can afford Mariah they can afford Kim. They just don’t want her ass

    21. 21
      NaijaGal says:

      Kanye has a new album I REALLY didn’t know this
      ========================
      I think she’s talking about that Clique album

    22. 22
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      GAGIRL87 says:

      That pic of Kim reminds me of the movie “Death Becomes Her”

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      YES!!! Loved that movie!!

    23. 23
      leapyr~baby! says:

      GAGIRL87 says:

      That pic of Kim reminds me of the movie “Death Becomes Her”

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Used to LOVE that movie! Ive seen it a thousand times. I love Meryl Streep (or however she spells it)

    24. 24
    25. 25
      Unapologetic says:

      :coffee:

    26. 26
      Ms. Everything says:

      Hey Luvn!! I’ve been around lurking . :hugs:

    27. 27
      prynsexxx says:

      LOL @Man being the first one to post. :rofl:

    28. 28
      WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

      :think: I bet thats what her puss look like forreal… :scared: <—hides from Man and whispers… prolly smell like azz too….

    29. 29
      Miany says:

      Weight Watchers might take her.

    30. 30
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      @ Naijagal – can we get a new topic? No more about KIM K!

    31. 31
      leapyr~baby! says:

      Kinky4Agirl says:

      Nevermind, I like it now
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I gave up trying to change mine. I went to the gravatar chit about 5 times…I’m done.

    32. 32
      Betamax82 says:

      Oh :tea:

    33. 33
      #LilBlackRidingHood says:

      I wish that baby good luck putting up with those 2 for parents.
      BTW why her pregnany is ‘alleged” is she running a Beyonce on us.

    34. 34
      VDot says:

      This picture disgusts me… yet turns me on at the same dayum time.

      _________________________________________________________________

      :rofl:

      Kim probably will end up wide as all outside after this baby.

    35. 35
      Diva says:

      Who gives a damn about this really? She just pregnant!!!!! Geesh I’m tired of hearing about this already!!!!!!

    36. 36

      WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

      :think: I bet thats what her puss look like forreal… :scared: <—hides from Man and whispers… prolly smell like azz too….
      ————-
      :rofl: :rofl:

    37. 37

      Soooo Watch the Throne wasn’t Kanye’s last album?

      For some reason I think Kim is still madly in love with Reggie B. and she only reached out to Kanye b/c she was trying to get his attention thinking he would run back to her, but he didn’t and she’s only having a baby to spite him b/c Reggie B. is having one.

      I still think he’s the one that got away and Kim know’s it now she is trying to hide her hurt by burying herself Coonye.. IMHO

    38. 38
      GAGIRL87 says:

      @ Oprah & leapyr

      I loved it too Goldie Hawn & Meryl Streep played that part, I wonder is it on netflix :think:

    39. 39
      Keesh says:

      I didnt know about Kanye album either???? I knew something was wrong when he started hanging tough with 2Chainz. Anywho….. Congrats to them, I really do like them as a couple even if its not real. They both are stuck on themselves so they should just be together. I feel so bad for this baby though. That mommy is going to shove that baby down the cameras throat! Just watch. I bet Beyonce somewhere shaking her head hard! She betta watch out for that bytch Kim K…I wouldnt dare let her around my family

      To top it off poor Chloe K…that is all

    40. 40

      COONYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      :spank: Caramel for that one!

      :lol:

    41. 41
      twerkthat says:

      :tea:

      Moor’ning Roses :waves:

    42. 42

      @Wut probably more like badussy

    43. 43
      dancerbee93 says:

      hey everybody!! :waves: and yet the media continues to let Kim K. coocoo win and be great!

    44. 44
      KyCakes says:

      Jesus be a nanny, cause whoo… :nono:

      I already feel so bad for this poor zygote…

      Jenny Craig has Mariah Carey, so they CAN afford celeb endorsements…

      Weight Watchers alredy has J. Simpson…

    45. 45
      Milky says:

      i dont want to hear anything else about Sahara! that’s goin to be a dry azz birth. kim goin to be screamin for a c-section!

    46. 46
      Diva says:

      :wave: Twerk

    47. 47
      Chris Browns Concubine Pickachu Tran says:

      To be honest I’ll take Kim over Jennifer Hudson’s fake phony Hollerin’ in the weight watchers commercials. J.Hud just rubs me the wrong way…

      Weight watchers should give her a call since Jessica Simpson can’t keep the dack out her puzzy for a milli second.

    48. 48
      DoNotDeleteMe says:

      Kunt-gay Mess and Kum Kumtrashian will hopefully fade into the abyss with Jr.! :tea:

    49. 49
      Keesh says:

      @Dazzle that damn gravi… Get yo azz in the :kona:

    50. 50
      LoveIn_BloodOut says:

      :hahaha: @ tht pic tho

    51. 51
      sweetgemini says:

      oh that pic just hurt my feelings :rofl:

    52. 52
      NaijaGal says:

      @BUNION – ummmmm Kandi says Ivy Couch (chick on the church show) was never on an album or tour, she was supposed to be Kandi’s replacement

    53. 53
      Diva says:

      :kiss: Dancerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr my other e-bewski :woohoo: I’ve missed my bew

    54. 54
      KyCakes says:

      Diva says:

      Who gives a damn about this really? She just pregnant!!!!! Geesh I’m tired of hearing about this already!!!!!!
      ———————————————————————–
      This bish was already whining to T M Z about pregnancy being ‘so hard’…
      GTFOH with that… :nono:

    55. 55
      Milky says:

      :hi: @dancer shake sumthin!!

    56. 56
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      @ Milky – and who is that specimen in your gravi?

    57. 57
      Betamax82 says:

      :P @ Milkys gravi did anyone ever get in contact with him :rofl:

    58. 58
      KyCakes says:

      Chris Browns Concubine Pickachu Tran says:

      To be honest I’ll take Kim over Jennifer Hudson’s fake phony Hollerin’ in the weight watchers commercials. J.Hud just rubs me the wrong way…
      ——————————————————————–
      I forgot ol’ bobblehead was reppin’ for WW, too…

    59. 59
      #LilBlackRidingHood says:

      :hi: Milky’s Gravi ….RRRRrrrrrr (in my best Eartha Kitt voice)

    60. 60
      RoyalLuv3 says:

      Kanye sat on the Cruel Summer album too long for anyone to care about it when it was released..

      Hi everyone…. :newbie:

    61. 61

      :lol: NO! I will gladly stay OUT of the :kona: with my gravie he is the one who needs to sit down :lol:

    62. 62
      Keesh says:

      I could have sworn I saw Kim K on TV telling someone about the cravings shes having.. :no:

    63. 63
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      NaijaGal says:

      @BUNION – ummmmm Kandi says Ivy Couch (chick on the church show) was never on an album or tour, she was supposed to be Kandi’s replacement

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I haven’t seen an episode yet. Wait, you live in Dallas? I have a lot of fam in Bedford and my ex used to live in Oak Cliff.

    64. 64
      luVn_liFe... says:

      @KY . . .
      Wut thee HaYle happened to yo back nah??? shyte you just Fixed it!

    65. 65
      Gigi26 says:

      :rofl: for some reason I think this is going to hurt them more than help their “careers.” Kinda like Paris Hilton when she went to jail then got out…then they shipped her right back in there? Yeah but the sad thing is there is a child involved.

      :no:

    66. 66
      Keesh says:

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      NO! I will gladly stay OUT of the with my gravie he is the one who needs to sit down

      ________________________

      :hahaha: all dat dayummm azzzzzzz

    67. 67
      Ms. Everything says:

      Weight Watchers already said they’re keeping Jessica Simpson… at least with her people know the weight loss is real… Most of these companies aren’t messing with Kim anymore

    68. 68
      #LilBlackRidingHood says:

      NO! I will gladly stay OUT of the with my gravie he is the one who needs to sit down

      …..

      am I wrong for wanting to sit on his azz though?

    69. 69
      twerkthat says:

      Diva says:

      Twerk

      Hey Diva gurl :hi:

    70. 70
      va_shawty says:

      :cosign: Caramel Cutie says:
      For some reason I think Kim is still madly in love with Reggie B.

      I completely agree with you. She seemed genuinely happy with Reggie Bush. He moved on and I guess she is trying to do so with Kanye. However,I think she would get back together with Reggie if she could.

    71. 71
      KyCakes says:

      @luVn I know…

      I was putting bags in my car and I twisted wrong or sumthin’…

      It’s not nearly as painful as the disc issue I had a few months ago…

      It’ll be alright, though…

    72. 72
      Keesh says:

      @Royal Luv…. Grab a new packet please…. Thanks (Naiji, where da packets at?)

    73. 73
      twerkthat says:

      RoyalLuv3 says:

      Kanye sat on the Cruel Summer album too long for anyone to care about it when it was released..

      Hi everyone….

      :welcome:

    74. 74

      I’m so dammn hungry it’s not even funny it’s like they put food near the vents so the smell can circulate through out the building… bastids! :cuss:

    75. 75
      WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:

      @Bedazzle… Ummmm MA’AM YOOOOOUUUUU cannot laugh at anything I say tilz you change yo gravi… :waiting: too much AZZ AZZ AZZ on that man… :nono:

    76. 76
      Keesh says:

      #LilBlackRidingHood says:

      NO! I will gladly stay OUT of the with my gravie he is the one who needs to sit down

      …..

      am I wrong for wanting to sit on his azz though?

      _____________________

      Yeah :yes:

    77. 77
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      Here we go with the welcome packet!

      REMIXED NEWBIE PACKET
      MALE/FEMALE:
      AGE:
      LOCATION:
      FAVORITE POSITION:
      SWALLOW/SPIT:
      SINGLE OR CHAINED:
      STRAIGHT/GAY/BOTH:
      DO YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS:
      DO YOU LICK ASS:

    78. 78
      dancerbee93 says:

      @milky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :buttshake: yea I hit that MW up real quick LOL

    79. 79
      Diva says:

      KyCakes says:

      Diva says:

      Who gives a damn about this really? She just pregnant!!!!! Geesh I’m tired of hearing about this already!!!!!!
      ———————————————————————–
      This bish was already whining to T M Z about pregnancy being ‘so hard’…
      GTFOH with that…

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Hey Ky, Chile they acting like this heffa the only one eva to be pregnant. She ain’t special!

    80. 80
      Keesh says:

      NaijaGal says:

      @BUNION – ummmmm Kandi says Ivy Couch (chick on the church show) was never on an album or tour, she was supposed to be Kandi’s replacement

      ___________________________

      Somebody was gonna replace Kandi???? Why not Tiny???? let me stop

    81. 81
      Milky says:

      @oprah that’s the MW from last week with his fwinne azz!!

    82. 82
      Keesh says:

      RoyalLuv3 says:

      Kanye sat on the Cruel Summer album too long for anyone to care about it when it was released..

      Hi everyone….

      _____________________

      :hi: go on and hit the packet up

    83. 83
      Milky says:

      ion care becuz dat bish still married and havin a baby with another dude! Finish one thang first!!

    84. 84
      dancerbee93 says:

      @diva myyyyy sessyy bewwwwww :kiss: miss your font

    85. 85
      NaijaGal says:

      @BUNION – yes ma’am I’m in D-town…what you know about the Cliff *my church is there*…btw I was in LA in November…the traffic :eek: I was at a taping for Ellen…I’s a starr-ruh :lol: you originally from Cali??

    86. 86
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      Milky says:

      @oprah that’s the MW from last week with his fwinne azz!!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      He IS delish!!!

    87. 87
      KyCakes says:

      Diva says:

      KyCakes says:

      Diva says:

      Who gives a damn about this really? She just pregnant!!!!! Geesh I’m tired of hearing about this already!!!!!!
      ———————————————————————–
      This bish was already whining to T M Z about pregnancy being ‘so hard’…
      GTFOH with that…

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Hey Ky, Chile they acting like this heffa the only one eva to be pregnant. She ain’t special!
      ———————————————————————-True, she isn’t special…She may have a dry puss, a fake azz and a ridiculously disgusting ‘cry face’, but most definitely not special…

      They did the same chit with Be :yawn: ce, too…

    88. 88
      Sandra Rose says:

      Diva says:

      This bish was already whining to T M Z about pregnancy being ‘so hard’…
      ___________________

      I believe she told that to Entertainment Tonight or E! Online. She is so pathetic. :no:

    89. 89
      dancerbee93 says:

      Milky says:

      ion care becuz dat bish still married and havin a baby with another dude! Finish one thang first!!

      ________________
      Great american way!!!! :hahaha:

    90. 90

      A Florida woman is jailed on a battery rap for allegedly striking her boyfriend after he “finished first and stopped pleasuring her” during a mutual oral sex session late last night in the victim’s home, police report. ( He released the chowder during a 69 session and basically he said: I’m good then stopped hooking her up in the hoo-hoo)

      Jennie Scott, 50, was booked into the Manatee County lockup on a misdemeanor charge stemming from the 11 PM encounter in the Palmetto bedroom of Jilberto Deleon, 32. Scott has dated Deleon “for the last 5 years on and off,”according to a sheriff’s report.

      Deputies were summoned to Deleon’s home by a witness who heard the couple arguing and saw Scott (seen at right) atop Deleon “punching and scratching him.” She also allegedly struck Deleon with a stick and threatened to hit him with a wrench before the tool was taken from her hand by the witness.

      When questioned by a cop, Scott explained that she and Deleon “were giving each other oral pleasure in the bedroom” when Deleon “finished first and stopped pleasuring her.” Scott added that she “became upset and they began arguing.” ( hey you know what…… i can’t really blame her.)

      A deputy noted that Scott said that she was also mad at Deleon because she had “heard [him] having sex with another woman over the phone earlier in the day.” Scott struggled with deputies before being placed in a police cruiser, where she kicked a window until being warned that she would be maced unless she stopped.

      Bail has yet to be set for Scott, who deputies described as “extremely intoxicated.”

      If it seems something like this just happened, well, it did.
      ——–
      :rofl: Glad I get mine everytime…although I would’t go crazy like that.

    91. 91
      Diva says:

      dancerbee93 says:

      @diva myyyyy sessyy bewwwwww miss your font

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I still lubs you babe!!!!!!! Glad to see yo font!!!!! :kiss:

    92. 92
      cougar lover says:

      just think about the possibilities of a woman having two butts…

    93. 93
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      Milky says:

      @oprah that’s the MW from last week with his fwinne azz!!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I just went to look at his photos…GAWDDDDD!!!

    94. 94
      NaijaGal says:

      Damn KYCAKES your back keeps getting blown out but never in the way you want :no:

    95. 95
      Diva says:

      I was at a taping for Ellen
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I think she is so pretty!!! :kona:

    96. 96
      Oprahs Bunion says:

      NaijaGal says:

      @BUNION – yes ma’am I’m in D-town…what you know about the Cliff *my church is there*…btw I was in LA in November…the traffic I was at a taping for Ellen…I’s a starr-ruh you originally from Cali??

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I used to be in Oak Cliff ALL the time! Scared me when I first went there! I’m from Louisiana originally. I have been in LA for 10 years now. And the traffic is a mess! How was Ellen??

    97. 97
      NaijaGal says:

      saw the Arizona chick who murdered her ex on the news yesterday…the broad is pathological…she needs to be put down

    98. 98
      KyCakes says:

      <—– Baby Kimye

    99. 99
      prynsexxx says:

      that’s goin to be a dry azz birth.
      _________________________________________

      Po’ baby gone come out dry heavin with sandpaper burns.

    100. 100
      RoyalLuv3 says:

      MALE/FEMALE: F
      AGE: 30
      LOCATION: military got me in some BS place
      FAVORITE POSITION: riding it.. I like having control over him
      SWALLOW/SPIT: spit but swallow on special occasions
      SINGLE OR CHAINED: Single and currently celebate (its hard on this side of town)
      STRAIGHT/GAY/BOTH: straight
      DO YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS: not a big fan
      DO YOU LICK ASS: been on the receiving end

      anything else? am I welcomed?

    101. 101
      NaijaGal says:

      :newpost: is up

      @BUNION – it was actually fun

    102. 102
      RoyalLuv3 says:

      BS place being wyoming.. yes it sucks.

      My best friend turned me onto this site a few years back.. been lurking ever since

    103. 103
      NaijaGal says:

      @ROYAL :wecolme: and come up stairs

    104. 104
      Unshakable says:

      I findit interesting that Jenny Craig woul make such a statement when their success is partly based of the naivete of their flock. Many times when members quit using the products they gain the weight again…so how are they any different from KK? :think: #jmo

    105. 105
      tintin1979 says:

      oh God. this is sick.

    106. 106
      missmiami says:

      :dead: at that pic auntie

    Comments are closed for this post