Video: Law & Order SVU Kills Off Rihanna
In another case of art imitating life, NBC is set to air a controversial episode of Law & Order: SVU titled “My Funny Valentine”, about an abusive celebrity who beats his girlfriend to death.
It’s not a stretch to figure out who the characters are portraying in real life. It’s just a matter of when will Rihanna end up like the character in the SVU episode.
Episode description of “My Funny Valentine”.
“A promising singer is brutally attacked by her boyfriend, a popular hip hop star.ADA Barba (guest star Raul Esparza) works to build a case, but the victim refuses to aid the prosecution and, despite Detective Benson’s (Mariska Hargitay) best efforts, continues to put herself in danger. The case quickly spirals into a media circus, perpetrated by both the defendant and his uncompromising attorney (guest star Jeffrey Tambor) … Special appearances by Perez Hilton, Dave Navarro and Wendy Williams.”
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Just wow…
Man I cant
Just let them be
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Law & Order SVU #thatisall 
Wow is all I can say too Wut
Lawd, I saw that preview and hollered. Must see TV. Next up…the Chris Brown Twitter rant.
Actually the twist is that the dude gets killed..
It’s been 4 years
but meh shows like that portray real life chit so 
(from downstairs)
that_VA_thickchick says:
NaijaGal says:
@TINK TINK – well hop into life, don’t let folks stump your happiness…get a kick out of all the haters, and run into the arms of the one who loves you
You are my new favorite! Holy Shyt! bahahahahaha 
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OH EM GEE!
Actually the twist is that the dude gets killed..
cause you know folks think these celebs are their real life friends/family and chit
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watch his killer be some obsessive fan of hers
For shame for shame!!!!!!! I can’t with this!!!
Smonae
I Law & Order SVU #thatisall
and I love Criminal Intent
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@Lace ..thanks for the spoiler
This is nuthin new. They always rip story lines from the headlines. But why NOW if this is about Chri/Rhi?
SVU fans…remember the episode they did that was CLEARLY about Micheal Jackson?
Or the nanny who was killing her charges?
Now they need to do a Tink Tink episode?
I hope art does not imitate life.
at Auntie Sandy’s write-up. Then again.
Boot
I agree…I love me some Benson/Stabler and Goren/Eames!
**** Wolfe much be one rich mudda-sucker.
Only thing I got out of this is Wendell Williams is gonna be in the episode… with his drag queen Noxzema Jackson looking ays.
@VA – I’m all about stepping into the light and chasing after your dreams…tis all
I hope art does not imitate life.
at Auntie Sandy’s write-up. Then again, that may not be the best choice of words. 
@Femme…I HOPE and
Chris Brown stays mum on this one. Just walk away…walk away!
Actually the twist is that the dude gets killed..
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watch his killer be some obsessive fan of hers cause you know folks think these celebs are their real life friends/family and chit
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I think the killer is gonna be the Illuminati. Her manager. Jay-Z gonna be the killer
IT WAS $ YRS AGO DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Hey whang, I also like the season with Jeff Goldblum
Yeah, and thanks for that spoiler
Been watching this show for years BUT what I find in poor taste is the time frame and why now. Cant put my finger on it yet but something about it doesnt sit right with me.
NaijaGal says:
@VA – I’m all about stepping into the light and chasing after your dreams…tis all
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LMAO You got me pretending to cough over here snickering and shyt! My supervisor just offered me a Halls.
PUMPKIN
better late than never lol
NaijaGal says:
Get naked but you both leave your sneaks on and have like stand up sex where he holds your on leg up, you put your foot on the wall behind him hence the need for the sneaker for grip.
See nah that’s that font Im talkin bout… 
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what if your’re fat? sounds like a hernia waiting to happen *sniggles*
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Where’s Prynn? I, uh I mean a friend wanted to know what the video on WorldStar is called
MissHarlem says:
Been watching this show for years BUT what I find in poor taste is the time frame and why now. Cant put my finger on it yet but something about it doesnt sit right with me.
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My personal uneducated guess regarding the timing is that they are back together and flaunting it. This sends the message that if they keep it up one of them will end up dead. My 2 cents.
I bet everyone that rallied behind Rihanna when Chris toe her ass up feels stupid now. You can’t curb domestic abuse when hoes go running back willing to their abusers.
I still say she started that fight anyway
@Mzwhang and her pup with the gangsta lean. I pray Chris stays mum too. Dude gives his haters far too much power when he rants and raves at their button pushin.
Oh-kay. Did we talk about the K.Michelle interview the other day? And how her whole album is about JR Smith who took pics of ANOTHER LHHNY’ers AZZ (Tahiry)…got fined for it…and now K.Michelle’s album is about him?
TWO women from LHH? I wanna see a pic of his dack. Mona needs to put this cat on payroll.
“It’s just a matter of when will Rihanna end up like the character in the SVU episode”
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OAN….Auntie you is wrongggggggg for that 1st pic tho
Been watching this show for years BUT what I find in poor taste is the time frame and why now. Cant put my finger on it yet but something about it doesnt sit right with me.
in front of the boob tube..
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Agreed but I’ll still be
Dub
Yous a fewl
@mZWHANG & Unshake
I can’t stand spending my money and not being serviced. I spent 9 years servicing customers….I cut up in the nail shop cuz I asked the woman (politely) to correct the shape of my nail and she dropped my hand looked at me and said “DID I FINISH??” all stank like….I went OFF in an extremely low voice… “You ingrate, you acting like you’re paying me to do my nails” I told her to thank the lord that I’ve been praying and god has been fixing me cuz the old me woulda Foxy Browned her azz… Many of these Asian nail shops have horrible customer service and after 20 years in business it’s no longer just a cultural thing, it’s a IDGAF thing….I haven’t been back.
I love SVU so I will be watching. I hopefully this won’t be the ending to Chris and Rhi Rhi. But as bad as this may sound, if he beats her up again, I’m not going to feel bad for her. You walked right back into it, and wanted everyone to shut up about it. And if she ends up stabbing him, I’d feel the same way. #ImNotSorry
PumpkinsMama says:
Where’s Prynn? I, uh I mean a friend wanted to know what the video on WorldStar is called
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If you need a practice partner, just holla at me.
You may become a primary beneficiary.
I still say she started that fight anyway
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Just by the way everything has played out these past four years I believed she did too. Chris didnt just randomly do it just because the moon was out.
@ Harlem…Maybe they didn’t want to do the episode sooner because they felt it was a touchy subject but, she since went back to him, I guess they figure she doesn’t give a damn.
Femme Fatale says: Dude gives his haters far too much power when he rants and raves at their button pushin.
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and @69 …I concurr. I also think its not the FIRST fight those two had. And that’s what it was..a FIGHT…not an uprovoked beat down. I’ve always thought that Rhi Rhi gave as good as she got in her battles with Chris.
OAN..domestic violence is NEVER ok. That goes for both men AND women tho!!
Nakeya I hope they both get help, seems like Chris & Rih just having fun
Oh-kay. Did we talk about the K.Michelle interview the other day?
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I don’t think so. But I died when she said Mimi’s new man looks liek he is on the down low. lol. Hell, everybody think Stebie J rolls both ways, so if her new man did too I would not be shocked. Maybe next season Stebie will start sleeping with Mimi’s new man….
Hey Smonae
VA I can see that but the message shouldnt be that someone will end up dead if they really “care” about the “message” if anything the show direction should take another outlook but eh whatevs
BOOT I will too
like I fonted I been watching this show for years and on the weekends if its on I catch the old ones
Smonae, they both need help bad. But neither one of them think anything is wrong. They have to want the help. It’s just sad.
@ Goat I’d have you hooked on head BEFORE watchin the dang vid
goat76 says:
PumpkinsMama says:
Where’s Prynn? I, uh I mean a friend wanted to know what the video on WorldStar is called
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Fellatio Secrets: Auntie Showing Ladies How To Service A D*ck Proper! (Sound Effects & All)
If you need a practice partner, just holla at me.
You may become a primary beneficiary
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i been single for 2 years..I may need to knock the dust off my skills. A practice partner sounds good
You may become a primary beneficiary.
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@Goat is offering lifetime bene’s and shyt.
GET EM CUZ
Yall better stop sleeping on this dude.
He’s a good man (In my Savannah’s momma from “Waiting To Exhale” voice)
Hopefully they’ll both stop running around looking like they’re self destructing now
Happy Em-Effin Friday, All!
Hey Diva
Smonae
Is there a threesome brewing in the room??
MZ first
and second again I can see that but the message could of been told right after if the direction was right. So my question is why now? I mean I know the answer sensationalism sells but eh
Bootcampgirl says:
I Law & Order SVU #thatisall
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and I love Criminal Intent
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don’t think so. But I died when she said Mimi’s new man looks liek he is on the down low. lol. Hell, everybody think Stebie J rolls both ways, so if her new man did too I would not be shocked. Maybe next season Stebie will start sleeping with Mimi’s new man….
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Steven J is a pee eye em pee ya heard? He gonna have the new man DRIVING the gatdayum bus. WATCH.
ANNNNNNNNND The new man DO look like a sissy too
I was like K.Michelle aint never LIED about him looking like he DL
Keya
Smonae (all late) hey gurl!
I don’t see the point in mentioning it at all either. I just hope if they end again that it’s on a more positive note
SMONAE
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE
GOAT coulda got the e draws a min ago
Mimi confirmed the confrontation
@pika & whang
Exactly. If Chris were an abusive dude, it would have been well know earlier on. Not just all of a sudden.
I can’t stand Rihanna
Its Friday…
[[[[DRUG FROM DOWNSTAIRS...and my back hurts]]]]
Unshakable says:
@MzWhang – Don’t that be a trip? Girl, how about this:
Me – As I begin to place groceries on conveyor bet I say, “Hello, how are you?” to the cashier.
Cashier – Silence
Me – *a little louder so I know she can hear me* “Hello there! How are you?”
Cashier – A long, exasperated “Oooh I wish this chick woul be quiet/I don’t want to be here” sigh.
Me –
Conclusion – If you have a job in customer service, then it’s kinda like your job to service the customer. I suppose that comprehension of this is too much like common sense.
EXACTLY!!
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Greet the customer…how friggin hard is that??
STOP FRIGGIN TALKING to your coworker the MINUTE a customer approaches.
@Miany….good for you!! Girl, I’ve found that instead of going off regarding bad CS…the more calm yet stern I am…the better the results.
I used to moderate Customer Service workshops…its all just BASIC manners.
I’m spending my money in the place from which YOU draw a paycheck…you didnt pay ME to come in here…ack like it.
Sorry post is so long but
I can’t stand Rihanna
I don’t care for her either, but that was way before the Chris Brown thing.
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pee eye em pee
SOOOOOO mad that I knew where she was going when I got to eye. I hate her
hey KDUB
@Who Dat…. screen name be cracking me up…lol
Yeah, they taught my in Business school that you have to market yourself…lol That’s where the benefits come from.
@ Boot it be all kinds of 3-somes, e-divorces and everthing else up in here, up in here
I can’t stand spending my money and not being serviced
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johns/tricks also have a problem with this…has resulted in many a hoes beatdown
Who Dat says:
Its Friday…
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Hey now! Who pourin drinks? Diva? *pokes cup up in the air*
Steven J is a pee eye em pee ya heard? He gonna have the new man DRIVING the gatdayum bus. WATCH.
ANNNNNNNNND The new man DO look like a sissy too I was like K.Michelle aint never LIED about him looking like he DL
<—Really the new man driving Steebie's Bus And I think Mimi is just mad because everyone keep saying her dude is gay…and yes he does look like he likes me. OMG If Jose starts sleeping with him too, I'm going to fall out!!! Mona got the right ones! (on that show) minus Rasheeda and Karlie
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LOL OMG
@Pumpkin, oh trust me, I know…I just wanted to watch though
@Naija
@Pumpkins Where you at??
@Pickachu Tran Where you at??
@Miss Harlem….. A minute ago?? Damn I missed out?? NOOOO!!!
Kdub
Nakey
@Femme…Divurrr be slippin. I’d play bartender but.. I have a habit of tastin folks dranks before I serve them. (Bad customer service
)
woo, yes sir, I give to the needy and not the greedy
mmhmm, that’s right
cause you see baby
oooh bop
when ya lacking, ya losing
and I’m out the door
@Goat
MissHarlem says:
VA I can see that but the message shouldnt be that someone will end up dead if they really “care” about the “message” if anything the show direction should take another outlook but eh whatevs
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Agreed. But you know how that goes. People are extremist.
I am one of the rare few that thinks they were fighting each other. (not that that makes it better) We never did see pics of his face that night. He could have been just as fcked up.
Young people in adult situations can rarely handle the emotions invovlved. I have been there, that Chris and Rih young/seemingly addictive love. I have a strong inkling that Rih hit him as well..Unfortunately for Rih Chris has a temper and couldn’t/wouldn’t/didn’t stop. I wish em the best….two ways for youth to learn: Easy- through the experiences of those around them, Hard-through their own experiences.
The media is just itching for an Oscar Pistorious American version!
It is sad how low the Jewish media has sunk to actually hope for the worst case scenario with regards to these two individual’s relationship. Chris and Rihanna will be over each other within a matter of months. Their “relationship” is no more than each other returning to its vomit. They are not good for each other and that will be realized and they will quietly and amicably move on.
Proverbs 26:11
“A dog that returns to its vomit is like a fool who reverts to his folly.”
Femme Fatale says:
Who Dat says:
Its Friday…
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Hey now! Who pourin drinks? Diva? *pokes cup up in the air*
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Hey hey hey Femme Fatale
Nakeya_j says:
Hey Wang… I see your pooch is still ridin’ round and gettin it. Did she find a new donor…err.. boyfriend yet?
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Chile…Bo is still MIA. No texts, tweets, calls, smoke signals..nadda.
My poor preggo pooch has taken to just driving around in circles in vacant store parkin lots….just tragic. IONO what Imma do.
GOAT
NAIJA I raise you that song and sing you “before you can read me you gotta learn how to see me”
@mzwhang Go ahead and taste it. Just follow the ‘fresh straw and toss it’ rule. Makin sure the drink is tasty is good customer service in Bar World.
I spoke to everyone a couple flights down but
Hey Ya’ll
Happy Friday
<——–The Bartender!!!!!
Chile…Bo is still MIA. No texts, tweets, calls, smoke signals..nadda.
@ “driving arund in circles in vacant store parking lots” Just be glad she is not sitting outside of his house. smh.
My poor preggo pooch has taken to just driving around in circles in vacant store parkin lots….just tragic. IONO what Imma do.
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Chile I think Bo is gone. Were they really together, so just “friends”?
and
goat76 says:
@Pumpkins Where you at??
@Pickachu Tran Where you at??
@Miss Harlem….. A minute ago?? Damn I missed out?? NOOOO!!!
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Good OLE Virginia
LOVE THIS PIC OF THESE TWO, I WAS CURIOUS WHY THIS ONE WASN’T POSTED YESTERDAY
I WONDER WHAT WILL KAREUCHE NEXT MOVE BE, YOU KNOW HER AND RIHANNA ARE IN A PISSING MATCH-AND THIS PIC MEANS RIH JUST SHIAT ON HER
VA yup we are HERE on that
MISSH
I’m so glad to see you
Now I have the chance to say
Our love’s been growing freely
What must I do to make you stay
Don’t go
*CCCHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*
The pics of them two on her BDAY was uber cute. She had on a cute lil white number
Baby since you been gone
Ive been hanging round here lately
With my mind messed up…..
A song comes on on the radio and there you are baby once again
CHHHHAAAALLLLLEEENNNNGGGEEEEEEEEEE
@ Goat NYC
I know i’m not in the challenge but, I love Envogue’s Waiting on You
Did I hear you say that
You want another chance
You need another try
You’re ready to reclaim your prize
So you want my love back
Why’d you let it slip away
Why’d you ever let me go
*CHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEENNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE*
MZDIMP – jump in double dutch style
In another case of art imitating life, NBC is set to air a controversial episode of Law & Order: SVU titled “My Funny Valentine”, about an abusive celebrity who beats his girlfriend to death.
It’s not a stretch to figure out who the characters are portraying in real life. It’s just a matter of when will Rihanna end up like the character in the SVU episode.
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Wow this is just all kinds of disrespectful
Keep On With The Force Don’t Stop
Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don’t Stop
Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don’t Stop
Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
Keep On With The Force Don’t Stop
Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
CCCHHHHHHHAAAAALLLEEEENNNGGGEE
Mz hop on in we doing songs thats on our pandora currently
My drank aint got enuff likka in it
*pushes it back to @Diva…*
MORE likka PLEASE.
I’m Gonna Make A Change,
For Once In My Life
It’s Gonna Feel Real Good,
Gonna Make A Difference
Gonna Make It Right . . .
As I, Turn Up The Collar On My
Favorite Winter Coat
This Wind Is Blowin’ My Mind
I See The Kids In The Street,
With Not Enough To Eat
*Take dat, take dat*
@ Naija and Harlem. I need to download Pandora to my phone because it’s blocked on my work PC.
My drank aint got enuff likka in it
*pushes it back to @Diva…*
MORE likka PLEASE.
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Diva watering down dranks?!
@ INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST, let me just tell you why I can not with your gravi…..cause I know back when I messed with the creamy crack I could never get my hair to do what it was supposed to do. So I could go get a weave but then I wouldn’t curl it. I’m so jealous….I love your hair…..your hair is making me admit I’m jealous
your hair
Ooh Bop!
No you’re never gonna get it
Never ever gonna get it
I’m so glad to see you
Now I have the chance to say
Our love’s been growing freely
What must I do to make you stay
Don’t go
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Terry Ellis IS THAT BISH
THAT is my FAVE EnVogue song…that and “Part Of Me” SAME ALBUM.
Oh and “Give It Up Turn It Loose”…
@Va, I forgot to tell you yesterday how caught up I got in those deaths I looked at all 3 sets of….hours went by, lol
Who Dat says:
My drank aint got enuff likka in it
*pushes it back to @Diva…*
MORE likka PLEASE.
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Femme Fatale says:
@Diva Girl, get up on off @Goat, wash your hands and pour us some drinks, please and thanks.
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But it’s good though ya’ll gone have to wait a lil bit…gots to get a lil mo
I’m watching Kings of Comedy on Netflix at work….Bernie Mac bout to come on….I’m bout to just pass out on these folk job today.
You thirsty heffas gone make me have to go back to the likka wholesaler..ya’ll depleting my stock thus the water downed dranks
did i hear my e-wife bussin all ova goat? if so goes to
it all off of goat!!
Speaking of ‘greedy’. I do understand, though.
@Diva
It’s just a matter of when will Rihanna end up like the character in the SVU episode.
it’s raining & gloomy here! i just wanna go home
HARLEM hole meh!
DIVA Im gonna need a STRONG bulldog made with the best tequila <— my fav likka
Ahhh push it push it real good
Ohh baby baby baby
so uhm..i been waking up at 2-3 a.m. in the morning like this
just WIDE the fugg open & chit. anyways, i ended up watching MaryMary nem reality show. i still lubbs them, but if ole girl said “I’m pregnit ONE mo’ gin!” 
It’s only loosely based on their reality. I feel bad for them for having a similar situation, but it is what it is. This is one of my favorite shows so I’m not gonna skip it just because it might make them a little uncomfortable. The sh*t happened so….
I needs to take me a vacation. VA and NYC sounds like a great destination!
@Milky…Yo screen name makes me want to marinate in your milk bath!
SR Orgy
What I hate most about the sensationalization of this episode is all the cot damn spoilers. I’d like to see how they do it, not hear about the shat a week in advance.
NAIJA what you know about me doing the Soul 4 Real dance
All I want all I need know I know I know I found it in youuuuuuuu
Fay Tina is over the top
goat76 says:
I needs to take me a vacation. VA and NYC sounds like a great destination!
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I’d advise against NYC right now. It’s freezing up this piece!
This B Mac
@Fay
Bird says:
goat76 says:
I needs to take me a vacation. VA and NYC sounds like a great destination!
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I’d advise against NYC right now. It’s freezing up this piece!
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Thanks for bringing me back to reality. See, even the thought of good head will have naggra GONE!! I totally forgot that it was even cold in NYC!
You must be strong
Stand up on your own
Take control of your life
I’ve seen it time and time again
It’s not worth it, no
Don’t be down and miserable
You and only you
Can bring yourself around
Give it up, turn it loose
Oh, if it don’t wantcha, you don’t need ‘em, girl, yeah
Give it up, turn it loose
Oh, you got to have
*for the Dubster* *harlem shakes* CHALLENGEEEEEEEEEEE
Pickachu Tran says:
SR Orgy
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Smonae
DIMPZ
is it 5:00 yet?
@ Fay I’m so glad she finally had that damn baby
@MissH *hands you your strong bulldog*
@Milky you can lick my juices off of Goat or just come
me
{{{{singing}}}} this girl is on fiyahhhhhhhhhhh
LadieLeo says:
him…he was the funniest of the 4 imo
This B Mac
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@ Bird thanks mam but I was tryna get a drive by
Is it 5’0clock yet? I’m ready to go home and
in real life… a bish panties is getting a lil moist 
Diva says:
@MissH *hands you your strong bulldog*
@Milky you can lick my juices off of Goat or just come me
{{{{singing}}}} this girl is on fiyahhhhhhhhhhh
^^^ DIVAAAA, I’m gonna need you to sing a different song when you’re looking to set the mood for licks!! lol
Femme Fatale says:
@Fay
guhl Goo is so pretty to me but that ass is BIG u hear me? ion think she’s sloppy wit it, but yeah she’s a candidate for surgery.
was the deddy big or what??
but who is Justin?? her bew? who is the sister that’s getting married marrying? she’s pretty too & the big guhl gene mighta passed her. their mom is very slim & i’m like
NAIJA what you know about me doing the Soul 4 Real dance
my love do you ever dream of
candy coated raindrops
How can one be down tell me where to start
Cuz everytime you smile I feel tremors in my heart
I have but one concern How can I get with you
til that day comes heres what Im gonna do
CHALLLLAAANNNGGGEEEE
i been waking up at 2-3 a.m. in the morning like this
I got business on my brain 25 hrs/day 
#iaintmadonebitthoughyo 
PumpkinsMama says:
@ Bird thanks mam but I was tryna get a drive by
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Oops! My bad. It wasn’t gonna work because as soon as he got out in the open he would turn to solid ice anyway.
Diva
u betta call me MrsWhipfinity today bein all nasty! 
i aint mad atcha doe, how u?
hell i aint know she did, what did she have?
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PM
SON I was thinking that very same thing but didnt even want to go there smh
Miany says:
LadieLeo says:
This B Mac
^^ him…he was the funniest of the 4 imo
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and since I decided early today that i was gonna keep all my fuccs in my pocket i ain’t givin up nam…i’m at my desk laughing loud and kicking and ish…
@Fay
Goo is gawgeous and her style is on point. The girl has got an eye for fashion, but Lawd knows…all that extra azz she carrying is not good.
Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
Hmmm, I wonder if they’ll do one with a pimp-turned-rapper-turned tv star-looking stupid because of his bish
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<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
i been waking up at 2-3 a.m. in the morning like this
I got business on my brain 25 hrs/day 
#iaintmadonebitthoughyo 
WE NEED TO CONVERSATE MA'AM!!! <—not yelling, just for emphasis
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Hmmm, I wonder if they’ll do one with a pimp-turned-rapper-turned tv star-looking stupid because of his bish
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#checkmate
GOAT the cold has nothing to do with NYC keeping you warm
Is KDubb still around or maybe someone else can help. Does anyone know if Sally’s sells a whole line of their version of the Wen products or just the conditioner?
Thanks in advance
@ Fay she had another boy. She got 5! I think one is a step tho. They all under like 6/7 they crazy
@ Bird he damn sure will comin from the south. He aint ready. And we got some more fun ****ery comin this weekend
Diva says:
panties is getting a lil moist
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Fed-ex them to me. TIA!
@ Fay try some Valerian root. It smells like ass and chips
but it is an herb and it will help you mentally unwind and help you sleep 
Fay, I gotchew
#yewknowthisMAN!
SON, Imma need to chat/mail with you as well
*cues Forever My Lady 
Gotta rush to get some grub, bbl.
New Girl
It is what it is, I use to watch SVU but haven’t watched it for quite awhile. I am weirdly drawn to this dysfunctional relationship, but I also agree that it will probably end in a couple of months without any drama, they just need closure. Also praying that CB stays off social networking sites as he has absolutely NO filter.
Nakeya_j says:
Oh-kay. Did we talk about the K.Michelle interview the other day?
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I don’t think so. But I died when she said Mimi’s new man looks liek he is on the down low. lol. Hell, everybody think Stebie J rolls both ways, so if her new man did too I would not be shocked. Maybe next season Stebie will start sleeping with Mimi’s new man….
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Both of them were on the radio this morning. Mimi and her “man” that she denied last week called in, then K. Michelle called behind them to tell her side. K said the cameras were there so we will know what happened. She didn’t bust her eardrums but she did throw some flowers that Ariane had brought her.
–Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
Hmmm, I wonder if they’ll do one with a pimp-turned-rapper-turned tv star-looking stupid because of his bish
that_VA_thickchick says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Hmmm, I wonder if they’ll do one with a pimp-turned-rapper-turned tv star-looking stupid because of his bish
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#checkmate
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and this dude still releasing pics……..it's some new ones just released yesterday with dude slurping her up in the club.
Treated me kind sweet destiny
carried me through desperation
to the one that was waiting for me
*sways lighter in the air*
MissHarlem says:
GOAT the cold has nothing to do with NYC keeping you warm
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That crossed my mind when you told us about the blizzard a couple weeks ago. You made your environment sound so cozy. Made wish I was there.
PumpkinsMama says:
@ Fay try some Valerian root. It smells like ass and chips
but it is an herb and it will help you mentally unwind and help you sleep
Time after time, after time I try to fight it
But your love is strong, it keeps on holding on
Resistance is down
When you’re around, cries fading
In my condition, I don’t want to be alone
Cause my heart starts beating triple time
With thoughts of loving you on my mind
I can’t figure out just what to do
When the cause and cure is you
*it’s muuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr*
New Girl!
Morning Fay!
LadieLeo says:
that_VA_thickchick says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Hmmm, I wonder if they’ll do one with a pimp-turned-rapper-turned tv star-looking stupid because of his bish
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#checkmate
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and this dude still releasing pics……..it's some new ones just released yesterday with dude slurping her up in the club.
Both of them were on the radio this morning. Mimi and her “man” that she denied last week called in, then K. Michelle called behind them to tell her side. K said the cameras were there so we will know what happened. She didn’t bust her eardrums but she did throw some flowers that Ariane had brought her.
especially that part about dude having a roommate that’s a known DL in ATL
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I believe K
Help please….I have had no desire to eat or even drink water for the past two weeks. Try to force myself to eat since I’ve been getting headaches. I forced myslef to eat a lil pastellito this am (normal mornings I can eat two and still be hungry and drink at least a gallon a day) Now it’s 1 pm and I still haven’t eaten..Is there anything natural I can take to stimulate my appetite?
Dimpz been meaning to say i LOVE yo gravi hunty
#adorbs
@ Fay popped a Zanny too?! Dayummmmmmmmm! You shoulda just
I’m pregnit
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dknsllllllllllllusfsiusfjsnsj
Miany says:
Help please….I have had no desire to eat or even drink water for the past two weeks. Try to force myself to eat since I’ve been getting headaches. I forced myslef to eat a lil pastellito this am (normal mornings I can eat two and still be hungry and drink at least a gallon a day) Now it’s 1 pm and I still haven’t eaten..Is there anything natural I can take to stimulate my appetite?
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#superduperhelpful
@ Miany
Same rememdy I just gave Fay
What’s up girl?
He stood me up again.
Again?
Um hmmm.
Well what’s up with this guy? do you really like him that much?
Yes, honey, I love him. he is fine, he does a lot of nice things for me.
I know he used to do nice stuff for you, but what has he done for you lately?
Used to be a time when you would pamper me
Used to brag about it all the time
Your friends seem to think that you’re so peachy keen
But my friends say neglect is on your mind…
Whos right?
PumpkinsMama says:
@ Bird he damn sure will comin from the south. He aint ready. And we got some more fun ****ery comin this weekend
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I know. And my aunt’s funeral is tomorrow. I’m praying the Lord proves the weather man wrong.
Miany says:
Help please….I have had no desire to eat or even drink water for the past two weeks. Try to force myself to eat since I’ve been getting headaches. I forced myslef to eat a lil pastellito this am (normal mornings I can eat two and still be hungry and drink at least a gallon a day) Now it’s 1 pm and I still haven’t eaten..Is there anything natural I can take to stimulate my appetite?
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
LadieLeo says:
that_VA_thickchick says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Hmmm, I wonder if they’ll do one with a pimp-turned-rapper-turned tv star-looking stupid because of his bish
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#checkmate
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and this dude still releasing pics……..it's some new ones just released yesterday with dude slurping her up in the club.
so basically him & coco was huh? the damn pimp got played huh? damn shame
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pretty much and they done took their words to twitter…what pimp air somebody via dayum twitter……
I believe K especially that part about dude having a roommate that’s a known DL in ATL
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Jay-Z and Larry came to mind.
GOAT my place has to be cozy its the only place I have complete control over so when its a blizzard or anything of the matter it has to be extra cozy. IJS
Whenever I’m down, I call on you my friend
A helping hand you lend, in my time of need so I
I’m calling you now, just to make it through
What else can I do, don’t you hear my please
Friends may come and friends may go
The new Robitussin.
#acureforwhateverailsyou
Ok, I just had to post this. I just read a headline that said Selena Gomez cheated on the Biebs with none other than Gucci Mane. Where the hail they get that from???
NAIJA we are jammin huh lol
oh herro biatch’bews!!
s & 
es!!
"I can love you in the shower both of our bodies dripping wet,
On the patio make it a night you won't forget…"
@ Bird, I’m sorry for your loss. My mom’s birthday is 2morrow and we’re tryna surprise her and take her to see Charlie Wilson and Tyrese at MSG but the surprise gonna be when my mama say she aint goin out in that ish
is it 3pm yet so I can go get my DRANK on
DAAAA BADDDEST
Hey nah!
who
‘n?
im getting sum Alaskan Thunderfck later
Bad Bish
just cuz I see em 
WutWutInDaButt!!
I wanna take some time out to think things through
I know it always feels like I’m doing you wrong but I’m so in love with you
So understand that I’m only in love, you’re the only one I need
So have no thought that I want to leave, and baby trust me please
Just one of dem days, that a girl goes through
When I’m angry inside, don’t want to take it out on to you
Just one of dem days, don’t take it personal
I just wanna be all alone, and you think I treat you wrong
Both of them were on the radio this morning. Mimi and her “man” that she denied last week called in, then K. Michelle called behind them to tell her side. K said the cameras were there so we will know what happened. She didn’t bust her eardrums but she did throw some flowers that Ariane had brought her.
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Bottom line is Mimi got slapped up. She is a punk anyway. Cuz I could not believe she had nothing for Jose! And her man is gay. Like her last man is gay. And if her man does have a DL roomate, bet money they already
oh Pumpkin
how are ya bew? 
*pours Tabasco sauce on @His’s Alaskan Thunderfvk to cool it down and douse the flames….or set it on fire, gotta see what chemical reaction it makes*
@Bad Girl, you bringin back memories. You ever had that Matanuska Thunder before?
Thanks ladies @Fay, PM and Femme… As of Tuesday, I banned myself from herbal activity. I help my dad’s startin this Spring and he requires every employee to be tested at time of hiring
sooo I’m gonna need that urine to be clear.
PumpkinsMama says:
@ Bird, I’m sorry for your loss. My mom’s birthday is 2morrow and we’re tryna surprise her and take her to see Charlie Wilson and Tyrese at MSG but the surprise gonna be when my mama say she aint goin out in that ish
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Thank you. She’d cuss you out in a NYC minute, but she was truly good people that would do anything for anyone.
Tell mama don’t let Mother Nature mess up her plans. She don’t want to be missing out on Tyrese’s words of wisdom.
Matanuska Thunder = One Hitter Quitter
People always told me
Be careful what you do
Don’t go around breaking young girls’ hearts
And mama always told me
Be careful who you love
Be careful what you do
Because a lie becomes the truth
I miss sex
I got a song: Clears throat..
“Let me lick lick lick yah from ya head to ya toe then I wanna move from the bed down to to da floor then I wanna ahh ahh you make it so go I don’t wanna leave!”
Orrr how about this nasty classic.
“OOOO nah nah nah nah Im so horny and I want you to
me I’m tired of masterbating got my body aching no orgasm faking with me!”
I know Im late Mainy, but smoke a blunt, joint, bong, or bowl.
Selena and Gucci…I can see it
Pickachu Tran says:
I miss sex
Where did you place it last before it went missing?
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Whaaa?
goat76 says:
I know Im late Mainy, but smoke a blunt, joint, bong, and bowl.
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Fixed that for ya.
Whaaa? Where did you place it last before it went missing?
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@Femme, its also affectionately called “Matanuska Thunder”
its the same strain, according to the pot review site
yes i review my reefer
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
I got a song: Clears throat..
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I got one too..And I don’t even like the blues forealz
I wanna lick you, girl
I wanna make you feel good,
like your lover should.
I wanna lick you till you cum.
I’m not lying, girl.
I just wanna be,
8 days a week,
your Candy Licker, girl.
I just wanna be,
8 days a week,
your Candy Licker, girl.
I…just…can’t
@Femme, Goat……
yall roses really have only one remedy huh? I wish I could partake.
so the Erica chick from love hip hop admitted to fcuking dj envy in a roundabout way
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
Pickachu Tran says:
I miss sex
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Whaaa? Where did you place it last before it went missing?
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It went missing in 2011 and I haven’t seen it since
@ Bird I think we’re gonna have to come out and tell her b/c this stubborn mule ain’t gonna budge even if it’s just a lil rain. And all the friggin trains gonna be messed up unless the RR is good smh
Femme Fatale says:
goat76 says:
I know Im late Mainy, but smoke a blunt, joint, bong, and bowl.
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Fixed that for ya.
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I got a spot for you on the team. Good catch!!
69 says:
I bet everyone that rallied behind Rihanna when Chris toe her ass up feels stupid now. You can’t curb domestic abuse when hoes go running back willing to their abusers.
I still say she started that fight anyway
@Bad Oh, I know. *wispers…I’m from there* It grows wild there. Alaska…what a beautiful landscape.
Enjoy!!!!!
Got Damn Bad Influence…..Alaskan ThunderFck…
I want some!!
Crystal Amnesia and Green Crack was some good smoke too.
I likes TrainWreck too.
Thanks Fay!
I guess nobody knows about my hair question huh?
@Goat, le’goooo
Some people just dont have their priorities straight…oh hey BAD
@ Naija…I heard Erica is pregnant too. IONO if it’s true or not though.
HIS!
J.R. Smith…tryna give the pipe to school girls…smh
Sitting in my class, just drifting away
staring into the windows of the world (yeah)
I can’t hear the teacher, his books don’t call me at all
I don’t see the bad boys tryin’ to catch some play…
‘Cause I love your smile
I love your smile
*bops heads*
@MzDimplez…sorry, ion know.
@ Naija…I heard Erica is pregnant too. IONO if it’s true or not though.
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I think it was an attention ploy but I guess time will tell…something ain’t right in that head of hers though, bless her son
goat76 says:
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
I got a song: Clears throat..
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I got one too..And I don’t even like the blues forealz
I wanna lick you, girl
I wanna make you feel good,
like your lover should.
I wanna lick you till you cum.
I’m not lying, girl.
I just wanna be,
8 days a week,
your Candy Licker, girl.
I just wanna be,
8 days a week,
your Candy Licker, girl.
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Welp if you can excuse me for a minute… I need to go and catch my panties that just took off running in your direction…
J.R. Smith…tryna give the pipe to school girls…smh
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is she 18
HARLEM! i didnt even know ur ass was here…i havent scrolled up yet..
herro bew!
*adjusts pants* I’m back now…had to go change my panties…cause they was all wet in the seat
Hey sugar tits @biznad
Lady_L says:
69 says:
I bet everyone that rallied behind Rihanna when Chris toe her ass up feels stupid now. You can’t curb domestic abuse when hoes go running back willing to their abusers.
I still say she started that fight anyway
He probably ended up more messed up than her. She looks like she fight dirty. lol
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Pickachu Tran says:
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
Pickachu Tran says:
I miss sex
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Whaaa? Where did you place it last before it went missing?
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It went missing in 2011 and I haven’t seen it since
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Grabs a flashlight and some batteries for your new vibrator I just bought you. Here take this vibe and work it out while I go looking for it for you.. “Here nookie nookie! Here nookaaayyyyy!”
@Naija, if she is, can’t be mad at him. If she ain’t he’ll still be ok cuz the age of consent in her state is 16…I just smh cuz I don’t think it’s cute.
Brennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Bad Influence says:
@Goat, le’goooo
MissHarlem says:
Some people just dont have their priorities straight…oh hey BAD
and watch y’all do ya thizzle. As soon as one of y’all tongues cramp up I’ll be ready to be tagged in.
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See we can all meet up and get
Then I’ll head to tha
Errybody’s happy!
You can’t curb domestic abuse when hoes go running back willing to their abusers.
Clearly, he did not hit you hard enough. If he had, your ass would know to STAY AWAY from him. smh
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Nor do I feel bad for them when they get stomped out again.
Thanks Miany. I’m getting to a point where I think I’ll just shave my damned head and wear wigs.
BAD now thats more like it. Come here and get some
Like a moth to a flame
Burned by the fire
My love is blind
Can’t you see my desire
That’s the way love goes
Like a moth to a flame
Burned by the fire
That’s the way love goes
My love is blind
Can’t you see my desire?
Come with me
Don’t you worry
I’m gonna make you crazy
I’ll give you the time of your life
*dedicated to the fiances of the board…as they proceed to make up*
goat76 says:
Bad Influence says:
@Goat, le’goooo
MissHarlem says:
Some people just dont have their priorities straight…oh hey BAD
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See we can all meet up and get
Then I’ll head to tha and watch y’all do ya thizzle. As soon as one of y’all tongues cramp up I’ll be ready to be tagged in.
Errybody’s happy!
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You licking errbody coochie up in here!
You licking errbody coochie up in here!
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LAWD I hollered cause I can read how appalled you are
Diva says:
*adjusts pants* I’m back now…had to go change my panties…cause they was all wet in the seat
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You got mail!
Post #162
Oh, hey punkenz *seductively crosses legs* *uses deep, sexy Kim Whitley voice* Good Morning Shuga
GOAT
the possibilty of cramping will never stop my duty. Just tap (or spank)one of us on the ass and we will tag you in. Just leave the blunt lit so I can hit it every now and then.
*Clears throat for an orginal piece for GOAT
as is sit back and fantasize,
about your caramel lips between these chocolate thighs,
my eye roll back at the pleasure, the feel,
could the size of the your thickness be real,
so wet with the thoughts of it being inside,
Do you want me on top or a side saddle ride?
Greatest Of All Time is what you’ll say to me
mmmhmmm
As you count away your orgasms, one, two, three…
@ Diva who is??? I’m next!!!
Diva says:
goat76 says:
Bad Influence says:
@Goat, le’goooo
MissHarlem says:
Some people just dont have their priorities straight…oh hey BAD
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See we can all meet up and get
Then I’ll head to tha and watch y’all do ya thizzle. As soon as one of y’all tongues cramp up I’ll be ready to be tagged in.
Errybody’s happy!
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You licking errbody coochie up in here!
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What had happened was…… See…..
Fcuk it, you got me!
Tell me fellas have you seen her? (Seen her)
It was about five minutes ago
When I seen the hottest chick
That a young’n
Never seen before
I said Yo,
Tell her girls I want to meet her (meet her)
On second thought that ain’t the way to go
I got give her game proper
Spit it so she’ll get it
There she is I got to stop her
*only appro being that we STILL in this post*
@MzDimplez…think hard before you cut it off!! Try braids under the wig until you find your way….I had a breakdown in September, permed it and regretted it immediately
I’m transitioning now (it was hard enough the first time!!!) and chileeee Ion know what the heck to use on it. I just co wash, whip, trim a lil off the ends then get my sew ins and hope & pray my hair don’t all fall out.
Baby, got me, tipsy, tipsy
Off the Remi, your love, tasty, baby
You’re sendin’ me crazy, crazy
Cannot be a lady
I love the things you say to me
I like it when you talkin’ dirty
Can we get kinky tonight?
(Can we)
I got so many things on my mind
(On my mind)
I never seen a guy so fine
I like it when you do me, do me
*and a
is up folks*
MissHarlem says:
GOAT
the possibilty of cramping will never stop my duty. Just tap (or spank)one of us on the ass and we will tag you in. Just leave the blunt lit so I can hit it every now and then.
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You bout to be a Primary Beneficiary!!
NaijaGal says:
so the Erica chick from love hip hop admitted to fcuking dj envy in a roundabout way
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She damn sure did!!!!