Jay Z needs a college degree if he wants to sign any more athletes
Jay Z’s sports agent aspirations have hit a roadblock. According to blogger Rhymeswithsnitch (who quoted Pro Football Talk), Jay Z needs a college degree if he expects to sign any more professional athletes to CAA.
Having conquered the rap world, it seems the sports establishment is not going to an easy mountain for the former crack dealer to climb.
Jay Z was forced to sell off his minuscule percentage of the Brooklyn Nets, and now this:
From Pro Football Talk:
An interesting wrinkle arose on Friday regarding the emerging relationship between CAA and Jay-Z’s new firm, Roc Nation. Based on rules passed by the NFLPA in 2012, Jay-Z can’t recruit players to sign with CAA unless Jay-Z becomes an NFLPA-certified agent.
The concerns emerged because rival agents see the obvious problem with having Jay-Z recruit Giants receiver Victor Cruz to sign with CAA. The NFLPA reportedly has no problem with the connection, given Jay-Z’s established friendship with Cruz. Moving forward, however, Jay Z won’t be able to help close deals with CAA unless he’s certified.
The situation becomes even more challenging if Jay-Z doesn’t have an undergraduate degree. It’s unclear whether any exemption is available if he lacks that credential.
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He betta get them big ass lips to class then.
Tink
ur ass aint new! *oils ur “legs”*
Who broke the blog
Illuminati real
just got get the degree. Everest is accepting applications around the clock
Damn Jay, who is that cutie sitting beside him
Well look at it this way, he has the illuminati to fix that.
NFLPA-certified agent
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*sigh* Do I even feel like googling to see if having a degree is an actual requirement?
I’m going with naw.
Every astrologist knows that Scorpio is the best and most powerful sign. I mean, let google explain it to you if you doubt my wisdom.
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dis explains ur no filter fonts hmmmm
Did Jay graduate from high school?
why are names in BOLD
he better hit up Masta P if he wants to be sussessfuh.
I’m so ICDC!
EB says:
Did Jay graduate from high school
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hmm good question
Posting just to see his name in bold…
that_VA_thickchick says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Every astrologist knows that Scorpio is the best and most powerful sign. I mean, let google explain it to you if you doubt my wisdom.
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Gotta agree with ya there.
11/11
Gawd, I been agreeing with Man too much lately.
^^^^ YUP YUP yall right
Bad Influence says:
He betta get them big ass lips to class then.
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Ok
Then I will be impressed, nothing like an educated black man. Fawking love !!!! 
till then not impressed with this fool at all !
ICDC Coooollllleeech!
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
he better hit up Masta P if he wants to be sussessfuh.
I’m so ICDC!
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ICDC collegggggggge,
I am new and I am waiting on my welcome packet
AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THIS BS
So Bey, Jay, and Blue are going to receive their high school diplomas at the same time?
NFLPA-certified agent
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To be certified by
@VDot
Miany says:
that_VA_thickchick says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Every astrologist knows that Scorpio is the best and most powerful sign. I mean, let google explain it to you if you doubt my wisdom.
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Gotta agree with ya there.
11/11
Gawd, I been agreeing with Man too much lately.
^^^^ YUP YUP yall right
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Where are ya’ll reading this stuff
don’t you just about the signs say the exact same thing, about being the strongest 
Pickachu Tran says:
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
he better hit up Masta P if he wants to be sussessfuh.
I’m so ICDC!
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ICDC collegggggggge,
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You already know wat to do log out
Tink Tink says:
I am new and I am waiting on my welcome packet
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Your ass aint new…Don’t you got a lawyer to go higher…and you best not write a book after called “If I did it..”
So Bey, Jay, and Blue are going to receive their high school diplomas at the same time?
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hire*
Tink Tink you are not new talm bout a welcome packet
Posting just to see his name in bold…
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What’s in Tink’s gravi?
EB says:
So Bey, Jay, and Blue are going to receive their high school diplomas at the same time?
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What’s the name of that other college on tv where they say “get off the couch and stop making excuses!”
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Miany says:
that_VA_thickchick says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Every astrologist knows that Scorpio is the best and most powerful sign. I mean, let google explain it to you if you doubt my wisdom.
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Gotta agree with ya there.
11/11
Gawd, I been agreeing with Man too much lately.
^^^^ YUP YUP yall right
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Where are ya’ll reading this stuff don’t you just about the signs say the exact same thing, about being the strongest
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I’own read nothing. I just know I’m a Scorpio so THAT HASSSS to be the best sign. DUH!
Razzle
“If I did it..”
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Aloha @ doesn’t talk to strangers
Aloha SR and the SR roses
So Bey, Jay, and Blue are going to receive their high school diplomas at the same time?
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Diva says:
FuturedocDonte says:
I give him undivided attention and don’t try to split him five ways between SR men.
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#shade
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Diva dont give a dayum…cause if anyone can beat me rocking…you can have my chair #noshade…said what I had to say
Posting just to see his name in bold… LOL!
#sheesh 
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:asIFface: Everyone knows that Virgos Rock
@Ace
I’m a disabled famous, white, rich man. I’m good.
@OTB
Guess he gotta ride someone else’s dyck to get a degree like he do with everything else.
Your ass aint new…Don’t you got a lawyer to go higher…and you best not write a book after called “If I did it..”
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Charles
Everest institute, Everest College, Everest University… the same damn name for the same university AKA KEE BUSINESS COLLEGE
VA oh
based off of life I have noticed scorpios, aries, leos, and taurus, and Caps are strong signs. But of course other areas play major roles. 
I’m a Leo sun, Leo rising, Pisces moon, cancer venus. Very emotional, and very compassionate 
(shift+1)
Somebody gon give him a degree the same way they gave Shaq a Ph.D
<—- auntie in about a year 
Guess he gotta ride someone else’s dyck to get a degree like he do with everything else.
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Or he could just stay behind the scenes and still watch the moeny pile up.
but yeah… balanced…
I was about to say, this must be some new chit. To be an “agent” all you have to do is fill out some forms.
But then I read the new 2012 agreement. Even still I dont’ think it requires a degree.
We rode past this community college in a strip mall and my daughter said “I wonder how it feels for someone to ask you what school you went to and you have to say ‘Oh you know the one over there between the Dollar Tree and the Popeye’s.’ ”
Afternoon you fat, bitter, hatin azz bytches!
OutsidetheBox says:
Guess he gotta ride someone else’s dyck to get a degree like he do with everything else.
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Or he could just stay behind the scenes and still watch the moeny pile up.
Hello
He could get someone to do the actual ‘work’ and he can just attract the business. Folks ain’t gonna be happy about this one *snickers*
To be NFLPA certified you need an advanced degree. Suppossedly. And youll def. need one now that Blacks are infiltrating.
@OTB
“Guess he gotta ride someone else’s dyck to get a degree like he do with everything else.
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Or he could just stay behind the scenes and still watch the moeny pile up.
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More like watch the debt and lawsuits pile up.
Don’t worry, give it a few more years. That’s why he tryin to start a new scam.
Oh, but don’t count on this one. CAA is affialated with LeBron… who also has a subsidiary sports agency which is all kinds of illegal, but that’s another story. anyway, LeBron don’t phuck with Jay Z like that. He ain’t goin let Jay Z phuck up his gravy train. Trust.
Afternoon you fat, bitter, hatin azz bytches!
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Aftanoon
But I’m down 9pds. Imma be leaving yall behind soon.
Bad Influence says:
He betta get them big ass lips to class then.
Hey Hun 
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He can go to Phoenix right
Shaq got a PHd online or he can go to CiCi’s dance school, they didnt say what field the degree had to be in 
Diva says:
MsLolo says:
DIVA!!!!!!!!!!! I believe you filed my nails last week…I thank you ma’am. lol
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You’re welcome!!! I guess I’m the resident nail filer around here along with a few other things let these heffas tell it.
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OutsidetheBox says:
Guess he gotta ride someone else’s dyck to get a degree like he do with everything else.
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Or he could just stay behind the scenes and still watch the moeny pile up.
Hello He could get someone to do the actual ‘work’ and he can just attract the business. Folks ain’t gonna be happy about this one *snickers*
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…Especially Sandra Mae
(shift+32)
jeniefrumdabloc says:
VA oh based off of life I have noticed scorpios, aries, leos, and taurus, and Caps are strong signs. But of course other areas play major roles. I’m a Leo sun, Leo rising, Pisces moon, cancer venus. Very emotional, and very compassionate
I do hear people say “oh, you a Scorpio? That mean you a freak.” So I guess that’s supposed to be a characteristic.
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I don’t know what signs act like what. I just know I’m a Scorpio and I rock so…
And I know my Daddy is a Cancer and he’s Mean and Surly. So I’m guessing most Cancers can be Mean and Surly too.
That’s all I got.
PumpkinsMama says:
Afternoon you fat, bitter, hatin azz bytches!
who said this yesterday Pumpikins?
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that_VA_thickchick says:
We rode past this community college in a strip mall and my daughter said “I wonder how it feels for someone to ask you what school you went to and you have to say ‘Oh you know the one over there between the Dollar Tree and the Popeye’s
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Do honorary degrees count?
cause I’m sure that’s whats gonna happen…
that_VA_thickchick says:
We rode past this community college in a strip mall and my daughter said “I wonder how it feels for someone to ask you what school you went to and you have to say ‘Oh you know the one over there between the Dollar Tree and the Popeye’s.’ ”
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NO NO NO NO
that_VA_thickchick says:
We rode past this community college in a strip mall and my daughter said “I wonder how it feels for someone to ask you what school you went to and you have to say ‘Oh you know the one over there between the Dollar Tree and the Popeye’s.’ ”
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Must feel like
oh wait, I dont think the
thingy shouldve been used in comment 48 
Where are ya’ll reading this stuff don’t you just about the signs say the exact same thing, about being the strongest
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They do not. But any astrologist will tell you Scorpio’s are that nigga/bytch. We blessed/cursed.
More like watch the debt and lawsuits pile up.
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How? If he got Victor alone thats a win? And plus these “kids” going to the NFL will want to sign just cause of the affliation with him. I dont agree with that. But
I disagree. Lebron and Jay def. fukk with EACH OTHER.
that_VA_thickchick says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
VA oh based off of life I have noticed scorpios, aries, leos, and taurus, and Caps are strong signs. But of course other areas play major roles. I’m a Leo sun, Leo rising, Pisces moon, cancer venus. Very emotional, and very compassionate
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I don’t know what signs act like what. I just know I’m a Scorpio and I rock so… I do hear people say “oh, you a Scorpio?
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Hell they say that with Leo’s that crap don’t mean nothing unless you know ya chart
and it still don’t mean nothing then 
I don’t know what signs act like what. I just know I’m a Scorpio and I rock so… I do hear people say “oh, you a Scorpio? That mean you a freak.” So I guess that’s supposed to be a characteristic.
And I know my Daddy is a Cancer and he’s Mean and Surly. So I’m guessing most Cancers can be Mean and Surly too.
That’s all I got.
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I thought all scorpios were loud mean and attention seekers that’s wat i was always told dnt stab me
Sweets
and I rock so…
#imkiddingionnathanaboutanyothersign
—
You was probably supposed to be a Virgo then
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@OTB
“Guess he gotta ride someone else’s dyck to get a degree like he do with everything else.
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Or he could just stay behind the scenes and still watch the moeny pile up.
____________
More like watch the debt and lawsuits pile up.
Don’t worry, give it a few more years. That’s why he tryin to start a new scam.
Oh, but don’t count on this one. CAA is affialated with LeBron… who also has a subsidiary sports agency which is all kinds of illegal, but that’s another story. anyway, LeBron don’t phuck with Jay Z like that. He ain’t goin let Jay Z phuck up his gravy train. Trust.
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why lebron dont fukk with Jay Z
@ OTB Good Job hun
um, er 9lbs off what part of your body exactly? 
I do hear people say “oh, you a Scorpio? That mean you a freak.”
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No, it means I’m sweet once you get to know me, but if you fcuk with me I will
Hi Everyone!!!
PumpkinsMama says:
Afternoon you fat, bitter, hatin azz bytches!
… nope can’t hold it 
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I HATE YOU!!!!!!
@JMO
it was appropriate…
Hey boo @ ChansBabyMama aka Pumpkin
*Who are all of these new faces I see round chea? Has Sandra opened the gates?
According to the NFL Player’s Association site “I do not have a post graduate degree are there any exceptions? The NFLPA may grant exceptions to the advanced degree requirement. If you have an undergraduate degree you will need to show by way of documentation that you have a minimum of 7 years sufficient negotiating experience. You should send those documents to the NFLPA after you have submitted the online application.”
But I guess freaks do that too
We rode past this community college in a strip mall and my daughter said “I wonder how it feels for someone to ask you what school you went to and you have to say ‘Oh you know the one over there between the Dollar Tree and the Popeye’s.’ ”
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…and then THEY be the ones talkin THE most chit.
“I took a 24-hour degree course, so I KNOW what I’m talkin bout!”
@sweetsjunkie:
Don’t expect a welcome packet from these mean ass folks here.
@ Dazzle some random faceless mofo
DIVA!!!!!!!!!!! I believe you filed my nails last week…I thank you ma’am. lol
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You’re welcome!!! I guess I’m the resident nail filer around here along with a few other things let these heffas tell it.
—-
You file nails but uon do feets
And I know my Daddy is a Cancer and he’s Mean and Surly. So I’m guessing most Cancers can be Mean and Surly too.
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Im a Cancer. Im moody, saditty, not mean or surly tho. Cancer men are mean, possessive and surly. Cancer women are moody, caring and loyal.
What's your favorite candy?
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
#imkiddingionnathanaboutanyothersign
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And your not suppose too… 9-19 right here…
But I’m down 9pds.
get it MILF
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marquez269 says:
I don’t know what signs act like what. I just know I’m a Scorpio and I rock so… I do hear people say “oh, you a Scorpio? That mean you a freak.” So I guess that’s supposed to be a characteristic.
And I know my Daddy is a Cancer and he’s Mean and Surly. So I’m guessing most Cancers can be Mean and Surly too.
That’s all I got.
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I thought all scorpios were loud mean and attention seekers that’s wat i was always told dnt stab me
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I’m won’t stab you Boo. I don’t know about all Scorpios. But I’m not loud. I get my point across when I have to though. I’m not mean…unless provoked. But I won’t front. I LOVE attention…but, hey! I deserve it sooo…
@sweetsjunkie
The gates have opened
And I know my Daddy is a Cancer and he’s Mean and Surly. So I’m guessing most Cancers can be Mean and Surly too
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My mom and my son are both cancers. Neither of them are mean. My mother is too nice sometimes and my baby is charismatic.
And I’m pretty sure Jay has an undergrad degree from the School of Hard Knocks.
at myself
Thanks Jenie, I’ve been here since December, I think. I just never log on.
OutsidetheBox says:
More like watch the debt and lawsuits pile up.
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How? If he got Victor alone thats a win?
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How? If he got Larry alone thats a win?
Fixed that for u hun
#helpful
I meaht “log in”
Afternoon Chocolate Drop
On Topic: Do this ninja even have a H.S. diploma??? We know his bytch just got her “Good Enuff Diploma” (I think)
Got dammit Tink Tink
you not new 
Tink Tink says:
@sweetsjunkie:
Don’t expect a welcome packet from these mean ass folks here.
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Cause we know you to well to fall for the BS…
First we givin you a welcome packet next thing we know we takin two to the chest while trying to take a sh!t….
not going down rount here… We watching you…
…and then THEY be the ones talkin THE most chit.
“I took a 24-hour degree course, so I KNOW what I’m talkin bout!”
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That…or they’ve been in school taking 1 class a semester for 10 years and think that makes them a Boss.
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Gigi26 says:
church finger –>
but that’s what ‘they’ do 
Fortune 500 companies do it ALOT 
#itjustbusiness
what part of your body exactly
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*starving child in Africa face*
Welp that’s my 30 minutes, I’ll see yall soon!
AND 
“I took a 24-hour degree course, so I KNOW what I’m talkin bout!”
can’t tell them chit
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SWEETJUNK
that_VA_thickchick says:
marquez269 says:
I don’t know what signs act like what. I just know I’m a Scorpio and I rock so… I do hear people say “oh, you a Scorpio? That mean you a freak.” So I guess that’s supposed to be a characteristic.
And I know my Daddy is a Cancer and he’s Mean and Surly. So I’m guessing most Cancers can be Mean and Surly too.
That’s all I got.
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I thought all scorpios were loud mean and attention seekers that’s wat i was always told dnt stab me
___________
I’m won’t stab you Boo. I don’t know about all Scorpios. But I’m not loud. I get my point across when I have to though. I’m not mean…unless provoked. But I won’t front. I LOVE attention…but, hey! I deserve it sooo…
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Cancers are clingy, moody as heyull
so all the new peepa’s gots they login durin decemba and just NOW decided to grace us with their presence…
why the long wait
All I know is Virgos are the SHYT! And ya’ll will deal
ok I cant funk with you all the reast of the day. I gots to get back to work
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
And I know my Daddy is a Cancer and he’s Mean and Surly. So I’m guessing most Cancers can be Mean and Surly too
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My mom and my son are both cancers. Neither of them are mean. My mother is too nice sometimes and my baby is charismatic.
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Maybe it’s just the Cancer men…or maybe it’s just my Daddy. Told you I’own know bout that stuff.
get it MILF
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Lawwwwd, I have butterfingers right now. “meant”
*starving child in Africa face*
@TRAN
“why lebron dont fukk with Jay Z”
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LeBron ain’t the brightest but he BEEN warned bout dyck riders. He only phuck with cats he grew up with. His whole team is ninjas he been with since MIDDLE SCHOOL.
So he already know the deal on Jay Z and that “friendship.” He seen Jay Z is a porn-o star dyck rider. He ain’t even meet that ninja when he was a free agent. He speak and chit, but that’s it.
Noone has said shyt about capricorns…
Ace
I don’t know about all Scorpios. But I’m not loud. I get my point across when I have to though. I’m not mean…unless provoked. But I won’t front. I LOVE attention…but, hey! I deserve it sooo…
*******
All of this!
Awwww bye Wut Wut in da Butt
You had said sumthin by a “Goo gone” and I missed it… but we’ll chat when ya come back 
Are any of you new people Mexican by chance?
We know his bytch just got her “Good Enuff Diploma” (I think)
I DIE.
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Ok Bye for real!
No degree needed just need to be licensed by the state you are running your business out of…
Cancers will stab you in the back, toss the knife and run in the other room and be like “awww what happened?? You bleeding girl?” when they see you…
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How? If he got Larry alone thats a win?
Fixed that for u hun
#helpful
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Pickachu Tran says:
Noone has said shyt about capricorns…
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Who?
All I know is Virgos are the SHYT! And ya’ll will deal
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This ^^^^ is true
JMO says:
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Ace
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make me strut like a peac0ck.
Cancers will stab you in the back, toss the knife and run in the other room and be like “awww what happened?? You bleeding girl?” when they see you…
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Hrm. I find that to be my Gemini side.
My cancer side is fiercly loyal until you fukk with something more cherished than you.
Cancers will stab you in the back, toss the knife and run in the other room and be like “awww what happened?? You bleeding girl?” when they see you…
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Smack you then hugging you crying “why you make me hurt you like this?”
So Bey, Jay, and Blue are going to receive their high school diplomas at the same time?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Blue got that SORAS so the other two (her dad and her real mom) better HURRY UP if this is true
She gonna be in high school next month
Are any of you new people Mexican by chance?
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I ate mexican food for lunch so its apart of me until it digests of course
JMO says:
Cancers will stab you in the back, toss the knife and run in the other room and be like “awww what happened?? You bleeding girl?” when they see you…
___________________
Now this has only happened with one cancer I know and she still running round talm bout we best friends
I forgive but Ion forget shyt, will never look at that chick the same 
never! Folks that stab me always get the side eye 
always now that’s a leo !!!!
@DTTS: they sure do that’s why the housing bubble happened
too many hands in the dirty cookie jar 
JMO says:
Pickachu Tran says:
Noone has said shyt about capricorns…
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Who?
_________________
see WHY ARE WE ALWAYS OVERLOOKED
What kinda chit is that Chan?
Jay in that pic looking at the contract like “dayum I need somebody to come tell me what this shyt say.”
My mom and my son are both cancers. Neither of them are mean. My mother is too nice sometimes and my baby is charismatic
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Thats about right for male vs female. As he ages you’ll see him move effortlessly between socializing and being alone.
Does anybody rem Mean N Surly? He was a cancer. Perfect male embodiment imo.
*starving child in Africa face*
Whats this 24hr degree ya’ll speak of?
I’m in school full time and it’s kicking my azz!
But a bytch still got A’s in all 3 of her classes
Aunty can we get a “Toot my own horn” Icon?
Cancers are very loyal.
True GG
#alotwenttojailtoo #allcolors
Who Dat says:
So Bey, Jay, and Blue are going to receive their high school diplomas at the same time?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Blue got that SORAS so the other two (her dad and her real mom) better HURRY UP if this is true
She gonna be in high school next month
________________
Noone has said shyt about capricorns…
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
All the Cap men I done know’d in the sack can fugg you about 15 hours STRAIGHT.
Hawknee bastids.
Pickachu Tran says:
JMO says:
Pickachu Tran says:
Noone has said shyt about capricorns…
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Who?
_________________
see WHY ARE WE ALWAYS OVERLOOKED
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(shift+?)
Man Libras are the shyt! Eff whatcha heard
He speak and chit, but that’s it.
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I was eating it up till I got there.
Why they be all hugged up on IG and chit?
that_VA_thickchick says:
Jay in that pic looking at the contract like “dayum I need somebody to come tell me what this shyt say.”
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So in the words of OTB he got the Tasia stank face
But a bytch still got A’s in all 3 of her classes
Pickachu Tran says:
JMO says:
Pickachu Tran says:
Noone has said shyt about capricorns…
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Who?
_________________
see WHY ARE WE ALWAYS OVERLOOKED
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Are any of you new people Mexican by chance?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
All I got is a lil Blaxican nephew who is one years old today.
@OTB
“I don’t follow the daily ins and outs of the sports agency biz — but I try my best to keep up with powerhouse CAA‘s when it makes headlines. So I’ve confirmed that basketball superstar LeBron James just made another “Decision”: he has left his veteran sports agent Leon Rose at CAA and followed his childhood friend, young CAA agent Rich Paul, out the tenpercentery’s door. LeBron is joining Paul’s new representation boutique Klutch Sports Management based in Cleveland (where James played with the Cavs before infamously jumping to the Miami Heat in 2010). LeBron filed paperwork with the NBA Players’ Association on Wednesday to make it official.”
*starving child in North Korea face*
________________
“While all the time that I was loving you
You were busy loving yourself
I would stop breathing if you told me to
Now you’re busy loving someone else..”
Young **** will fuk the mind of a cougar up if they ain’t careful!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
What kinda chit is that Chan?
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I'm conducting an investigation.
Cancers are very loyal.
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To a fukking fault. *stank face*
Hrm. I find that to be my Gemini side.
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What kind of investigation?
But a bytch still got A’s in all 3 of her classes
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*toots Pumpkin’s horn*
#yougogirl!
Naija 154
Actually I was reading there IS A way he can get around that . .. As Long as he can show he’s had 7yrs of NEGOtiating Experience he wont have TO
Ty says:
that_VA_thickchick says:
Jay in that pic looking at the contract like “dayum I need somebody to come tell me what this shyt say.”
__________
So in the words of OTB he got the Tasia stank face
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@OTB
They tryin to use each other basically. Jay Z needs a new gimmick to ride. That fool got a CHIT load of debt. All this “wealth” he got was an advance from Live Nation for doin concerts in the area of several hundred million dollars.
BUT if the concerts don’t sell out, he has to pay that money BACK.
He lookin for something else now cause he see the writing on the wall for his music. If he don’t have Kanye or Beyonce with him, he can’t sell out anywhere… well, maybe in Nu Yawk but that’s it.
@ Chan, I’m blacker than black
@ MsLoLo, Hi
@ Pikachu, I don’t know, I guess I’m just trying to occupy my time with something else right now, while I wait on 5:00
Who Dat says:
Noone has said shyt about capricorns…
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All the Cap men I done know’d in the sack can fugg you about 15 hours STRAIGHT.
Hawknee bastids.
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JiGGa Man LOOKs Real TiRHAd in that pic
Who said cancers are loyal
LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
PumpkinsMama says:
Whats this 24hr degree ya’ll speak of?
I’m in school full time and it’s kicking my azz!
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Bach. of Arts-Spirit Fingers/Atl 2 Step taught at Everest by Ciara
you can also get a minor in Playwriting
Search Thundercat Morning Glory for her school link 
Charming, highly intelligent but wayward like a mugg! Bringing conflict with my cancer side!
He lookin for something else now cause he see the writing on the wall for his music. If he don’t have Kanye or Beyonce with him, he can’t sell out anywhere… well, maybe in Nu Yawk but that’s it.
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Hence, riding Justin Timberlake’s jock strap as of late.
Thanks Lolo
@ Chan hunny you are a fool
You think this e-thugs gonna cop to that lame shyt?
@ WUt, ooh hunty do come back again soon
@ Dubbs I dont wanna be fugged for 15hrs
^^ chit that make me strut like a peac0ck. the wurl’ cant handle a bigger head on me
everytime you’re home when their homeboy is over
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alls I know is that your sons will NOT be bringing their friends around your ass…just be
DTTS
girl she done bumped and fell on her head 
Leo’s RUN SHYT
Where are the Virgo women?
I need to know which one yall are. Please identify yourselves.
I’m not Mexican. But I had some Puerto Rican in me for a while.
All I got is a lil Blaxican nephew who is one years old today.
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Dang its been a year!!??
Feliz cumpleanos a lo!
Thanks NaijaGal
Cancers are very loyal.
WE WAS NINE YEARS OLD YO. 
She still brang that ish up too.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
BFF is a Cancer. And I tried to break up with her when we was in 4th grade for some cooler girls. That bish said she was gonna KILL MEH.
OutsidetheBox says:
Charming, highly intelligent but wayward like a mugg! Bringing conflict with my cancer side!
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All I got is a lil Blaxican nephew who is one years old today.
to auntie’s baby 
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@GAGIRL
”
“Leo’s ARE SHYT
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You’re welcome…
I totally agree with you @Man on Lebron’s ties back to the ppl he grew up with. But seeing Jay in pics with those very ppl, without Lebron, makes me think theyre closer than associates!
And a pisces will fugg you up iffin you get down wrong #helpful
Man, you should already know
<–teasing up in your face/take back kiss 
#see44
Bach. of Arts-Spirit Fingers/Atl 2 Step taught at Everest by Ciara
you can also get a minor in Playwriting Search Thundercat Morning Glory for her school link
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You know I am proud of you right???
SO FORGIVE ME, AM I SUPPOSE TO ASSUME THAT JAY-Z HAS GOTTEN THIS FAR IN THE DEAL WITHOUT ENSURING THAT HE HAS THE PROPER QUALIFICATIONS AND/OR ONE OF HIS BUSINESS PARTNERS OR EMPLOYEES DOES NOT SOLELY BASED ON THE PREMISE THAT HE AND HIS WIFE ARE ALLEGEDLY UNEDUCATED AND STUPID
THEIR SUCCESS IS PURELY ACCIDENTAL?!?! NOT BASED ON ANY SPECIFIC SKILL OR INTELLIGENCE, JUST PURE DUMMIES HUH
@ GA No mam. Ya mama shoulda let you cook a lil longer, then you woulda been on the right team
@Man, Y?
I love Sagittarius man
Hence, riding Justin Timberlake’s jock strap as of late
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*hollers laughing* When they adked JT about Jay he said something about being really excited. And that Jay’s the greatest.
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that_VA_thickchick says:
I’m not Mexican. But I had some Puerto Rican in me for a while.
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Well my grandpapi was messican!!!! and I too had a Puerto Reefer in me during my young adulthood.
And a pisces will fugg you up iffin you get down wrong #helpful
<===smh
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and then feel bad about it afterwards
@OTB
“I totally agree with you @Man on Lebron’s ties back to the ppl he grew up with. But seeing Jay in pics with those very ppl, without Lebron, makes me think theyre closer than associates!
I see, I see on the debts. Oh wow. No wonder Mrs. Carter back to work so soon..”
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Yeah, if Lebron ain’t know you in middle school, he don’t phuck with you for real for real. Oh, and in case you wondering, he knew D. Wade IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. They been balling against each other since middle school.
Sho is a lot of new people floatin up and thru here on this good Tuesday.
@ Dubb
BFF is a Cancer. And I tried to break up with her when we was in 4th grade for some cooler girls. That bish said she was gonna KILL MEH. WE WAS NINE YEARS OLD YO. She still brang that ish up too.
@ 252
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My BFF is a cancer too, I told her I didn’t want to be friends with her because she was weird 6 grade. That was 31 years ago, I was her matron of honor.
me some JRD 
To answer your question,
been snooty all my life 
When was open registration? These new posters rolling out in the garden tuhday!
Yes. Tia’s baby (Auntie in Espanol…in honor of his Messican ruts) is a big boy today.
He had on his Boyz II Men MotownPhilly short suit for Easter with his lil Papi Chulo gang member ponytails. My oldest sister came over and was like
Can some1 TELL girlONFiYahhhh to shut the HELL UP!
that_VA_thickchick says:
Sho is a lot of new people floatin up and thru here on this good Tuesday.
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see numba 216
We are here
Somebodysmama? Real creative name…
Diva says:
that_VA_thickchick says:
I’m not Mexican. But I had some Puerto Rican in me for a while.
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Well my grandpapi was messican!!!! and I too had a Puerto Reefer in me during my young adulthood.
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See there. You was already my shero way back when and I aint even know it.
NaijaGal says:
And a pisces will fugg you up iffin you get down wrong #helpful
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and then feel bad about it afterwards <===smh
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chile you right…but babybeh it's fun while going HAM
@ Man THERE is nothing like THIS leo woman pls believe dat..
@Somebodysmama I absolutely
your nic. 
That would make sense, since that’s when he “professional career” began when he was in 4th grade.
PumpkinsMama says:Somebodysmama?
SAY WHAT??? Juuu is PumpkiNsmama!!!
PumpkinsMama says:
Somebodysmama? Real creative name…
a hurried up screenname before the registration is closed
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NOT BASED ON ANY SPECIFIC SKILL OR INTELLIGENCE, JUST PURE DUMMIES HUH
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Lluminati.
WHO IN DA HELL LEFT THE GATE OPEN!?!
SOMEBODYMAMMY
Order of most powerful signs:
1. Scorpio
2. Leo <<hate yall bastards tho
3. Aries
4. Taurus
5. Sagitarious (spelling?)
6. rest of yall pretty much ain't chit
Bach. of Arts-Spirit Fingers/Atl 2 Step taught at Everest by Ciara
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:welcome Someone!
(((on the factory bullhorn)))
Somebody, Get these folks a Newbie Packet!
Can some1 TELL girlONFiYahhhh to shut the HELL UP!
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@ Luvn whaa now…
that_VA_thickchick says:
Diva says:
that_VA_thickchick says:
I’m not Mexican. But I had some Puerto Rican in me for a while.
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Well my grandpapi was messican!!!! and I too had a Puerto Reefer in me during my young adulthood.
________
See there. You was already my shero way back when and I aint even know it.
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That muthafugga was fione as fcuk…chile he put it down…I ain’t fall in love, but he put it down you hear meh!
Diva says:
PumpkinsMama says:
Somebodysmama? Real creative name…
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a hurried up screenname before the registration is closed
~
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BE NICE OL Mean Bitter BIssHes
Bach. of Arts-Spirit Fingers
While Fightn for air
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Fainted of Laughter
Hey MAC
DTTS
Yeah, if Lebron ain’t know you in middle school, he don’t phuck with you for real for real. Oh, and in case you wondering, he knew D. Wade IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. They been balling against each other since middle school.
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Dont be tryna dissaude me.
He aint know the white hoe he was fuggin in no middle school. 
I got a chance!
@ Diva Lawd I didnt even know that was you w/that Ratchet gravi
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Bach. of Arts-Spirit Fingers/Atl 2 Step taught at Everest by Ciara
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:welcome Someone!
(((on the factory bullhorn)))
Somebody, Get these folks a Newbie Packet!
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I gots to weed through the good ones 
Add preference of sheet count to that packet
GAGIRL87 says:
Can some1 TELL girlONFiYahhhh to shut the HELL UP!
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@ Luvn whaa now…
She GETS ON MY NERVES talking bout EMPOWERING WOMEN,shut YO a.s.s. UP with that!
Diva says:
that_VA_thickchick says:
Diva says:
that_VA_thickchick says:
I’m not Mexican. But I had some Puerto Rican in me for a while.
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Well my grandpapi was messican!!!! and I too had a Puerto Reefer in me during my young adulthood.
________
See there. You was already my shero way back when and I aint even know it.
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That muthafugga was fione as fcuk…chile he put it down…I ain’t fall in love, but he put it down you hear meh!
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BABYYY! When I say he had me speaking Spanish and I aint no one good gotd*mn word of it…
@ Man what did some Virgo woman do to you? Snatch the lifts outta ur shoes?
My BFF is a cancer too, I told her I didn’t want to be friends with her because she was weird 6 grade. That was 31 years ago, I was her matron of honor.
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PumpkinsMama says:
@ Diva Lawd I didnt even know that was you w/that Ratchet gravi
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that nucca Coolio is wrong on so many levels chile, ain’t he?
Dont be tryna dissaude me. He aint know the white hoe he was fuggin in no middle school.
DO SPILL IT!
@ Man ACTUALLY we are #1 GET THAT SHYT RIGHT j/k . I heard people say water signs are actually more powerful that fire signs. B/c water puts out fire. If that makes sense
@OTB
“Yeah, if Lebron ain’t know you in middle school, he don’t phuck with you for real for real. Oh, and in case you wondering, he knew D. Wade IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. They been balling against each other since middle school.
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Dont be tryna dissaude me. He aint know the white hoe he was fuggin in no middle school. I got a chance
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He’d still phuck you.
My oldest sister came over and was like
_____________________
When EYE SEY I was terrified of BFF that day. That bish rode her BIKE ALL THE WAY to our house to confront me about that ish. In the AUGUST NC heat! FAR AS HAIL. She had said she was coming but I aint belee her. She had heard…from some girls..who had heard…that I aint wanna be her friend no more.
MamaDub answered the door like T is here
I was like Antoine Dodson in that bish. 
Hide cho kids, hidecho wives..bish if’n its THAT serrus about us being BFF’s… getcho ass in this air conditioning and lets be besties 
if Lebron ain’t know you in middle school, he don’t phuck with you for real for real
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I like that…smart man…his face matches his wisdom
luVn_liFe… says:
Diva says:
PumpkinsMama says:
Somebodysmama? Real creative name…
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a hurried up screenname before the registration is closed
~
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BE NICE OL Mean Bitter BIssHes
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I’m fat and ugly too and I ain’t got no man and no life too, right?
Virgo’s Women are super special, or is that just me.
BE NICE OL Mean Bitter BIssHes
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GAGIRL87 says:
I love Sagittarius man
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THEY CAN BE VERY ROMANTIC, HOWEVER THEY LIKE TITLES, CONTROL AND MONEY-AND DOORMAT EYE CANDY IE PORSCHIA PRIOR TO DIVORCE
his face matches his wisdom
No 4REAl Leave my BRON lone 
~
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BWAhahahahahahhahahah
@GA GIRL
“ACTUALLY we are #1 GET THAT SHYT RIGHT j/k . I heard people say water signs are actually more powerful that fire signs. B/c water puts out fire. If that makes sense ”
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Think about it. Water IS the most powerful element. Over time it wears down the hardest rock, it puts out fire, and is heavier than air.
..and Scorpio is the greatest water/overall sign there is. Hey, I’m just relaying the info.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Order of most powerful signs:
1. Scorpio
2. Leo <<hate yall bastards tho
3. Aries
4. Taurus
5. Sagitarious (spelling?)
6. rest of yall pretty much ain't chit
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You date women with these signs and they're ok with you taking them to Applebees…
I would assume they ain't chit … but thats jus me
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Order of most powerful signs:
1. Scorpio
2. Leo <<hate yall bastards tho
3. Aries
4. Taurus
5. Sagitarious (spelling?)
6. rest of yall pretty much ain't chit
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The fugg you say nucca!
rest of yall pretty much ain’t chit
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yo momma ain’t chit *pops gum* 3 o’clock outside in the parking lot by the flag pole…step into my square if’in you want to
Diva says:
luVn_liFe… says:
Diva says:
PumpkinsMama says:
Somebodysmama? Real creative name…
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a hurried up screenname before the registration is closed
~
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BE NICE OL Mean Bitter BIssHes
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I’m fat and ugly too and I ain’t got no man and no life too, right?
thaTs what the Mad new/lurking posters SAY
BE NICE OL Mean Bitter BIssHes
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We too far gone?
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Naw we ain’t! There is still hope
So open registration was in Dec. and they just decided to come out and play
DO SPILL IT!
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NaijaGal says:
rest of yall pretty much ain’t chit
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yo momma ain’t chit *pops gum* 3 o’clock outside in the parking lot by the flag pole…step into my square if’in you want to
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Order of most powerful signs:
1. Scorpio
2. Leo <<hate yall bastards tho
3. Aries
4. Taurus
5. Sagitarious (spelling?)
6. rest of yall pretty much ain't chit
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You must not have heard, but since you haven't let GOOGLE tell you about Libras:
Libra! About Your Sign…
Libra is the only inanimate sign of the zodiac, all the others representing either humans or animals. Many modern astrologers regard it as the most desirable of zodiacal types because it represents the zenith of the year, the high point of the seasons, when the harvest of all the hard work of the spring is reaped. There is a mellowness and sense of relaxation in the air as mankind enjoys the last of the summer sun and the fruits of his toil. Librans too are among the most civilized of the twelve zodiacal characters and are often good looking. They have elegance, charm and good taste, are naturally kind, very gentle, and lovers of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) and the pleasures that these bring.
yep… pretty much what they said ….
@PUMPKIN
“what did some Virgo woman do to you? Snatch the lifts outta ur shoes?”
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Naw, Virgo women love me to deff for some reason. I can’t explain it. But whenever a chick just shamelessly throw themselves at me, I already know she’s a Virgo.
My last 8 hoes all been Virgo’s born between 8/24 and 9/6.
Ty says:
So open registration was in Dec. and they just decided to come out and play
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I call bullshyt…they is lying!
Always member is ain’t Hookn if you got it.
@DUBB and MAC – That made me think of Mariah when she said something about Toya’s baby being Detroied out, cause she didn’t want him wearing a Proper Christening gown.
OutsidetheBox says:DO SPILL IT!
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Unconfirmed. Apparently she was from over seas… during olympics?
GIRL!!! it waS A COT dayum pic he took with the athlete!
Unconfirmed. Apparently she was from over seas… during olympics?
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these nigguhs just wanna learn the hard way about having white chicks as their side pieces
I’m fat and ugly too and I ain’t got no man and no life too, right?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I got kids by different daddies AND I was a teen mammy.
OKAY NOOOOW I’m out…
luVn_liFe… says:
Diva says:
luVn_liFe… says:
Diva says:
PumpkinsMama says:
Somebodysmama? Real creative name…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
a hurried up screenname before the registration is closed
~
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BE NICE OL Mean Bitter BIssHes
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I’m fat and ugly too and I ain’t got no man and no life too, right?
thaTs what the Mad new/lurking posters SAY
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Dat heffa was bouts to lose that login on the first day she used it too….Auntie told her she betta read them muthafuggin blog rules and memorize em
Diva says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Bach. of Arts-Spirit Fingers/Atl 2 Step taught at Everest by Ciara
==========
:welcome Someone!
(((on the factory bullhorn)))
Somebody, Get these folks a Newbie Packet!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Add preference of sheet count to that packet I gots to weed through the good ones
_________
U and those damn sheets
WUT WUT
HeWWo”
@ GA No mam. Ya mama shoulda let you cook a lil longer, then you woulda been on the right team
__________________________________________________________________
@ Pumpkin really cook a lil longer
ya’ll virgos are soo vain my first 
was a virgo…
Libra is the only inanimate sign of the zodiac, all the others representing either humans or animals. Many modern astrologers regard it as the most desirable of zodiacal types because it represents the zenith of the year, the high point of the seasons, when the harvest of all the hard work of the spring is reaped. There is a mellowness and sense of relaxation in the air as mankind enjoys the last of the summer sun and the fruits of his toil. Librans too are among the most civilized of the twelve zodiacal characters and are often good looking. They have elegance, charm and good taste, are naturally kind, very gentle, and lovers of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) and the pleasures that these bring.
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Sounds like a boring mofo to me.
What fire gonna do with water?
I’ll wait. 
Bt everyone is a mix, thats why ppl say they dont fit their signs or “thats not me!. Its because we have sun, moons, rising, ect. I fit my chart to the tee. So do my children. Yes I charted them.
GEMS are the best
<====geminis at the same damn time
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psychos
Somebodysmama says:
Thanks @OutsidetheBox…”somebodysmama”<—-What I recite to myself when people feel the need to make me step outta character…keeps me outta jail. So yeah PumpkinsMama very creative
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maybe this will work for meh!!!!
@ Just, nope
@ Man lemme find out you iggin me mofo
@ Man, you are one silly nigga
*pops gum*
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WE GONNA NEED THAT GUM. We got newbies..hellllo????
Who Dat says:
When EYE SEY I was terrified of BFF that day. That bish rode her BIKE ALL THE WAY to our house to confront me about that ish. In the AUGUST NC heat! FAR AS HAIL. She had said she was coming but I aint belee her. She had heard…from some girls..who had heard…that I aint wanna be her friend no more.
MamaDub answered the door like T is here I was like Antoine Dodson in that bish. Hide cho kids, hidecho wives..bish if’n its THAT serrus about us being BFF’s… getcho ass in this air conditioning and lets be besties
________
So…you saying she started the Ride or Die movement?
Ty says:
Diva says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Bach. of Arts-Spirit Fingers/Atl 2 Step taught at Everest by Ciara
==========
:welcome Someone!
(((on the factory bullhorn)))
Somebody, Get these folks a Newbie Packet!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Add preference of sheet count to that packet I gots to weed through the good ones
_________
U and those damn sheets
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now ya'll know Diva love her some high quality sheets sets! *files Ty's nails*
scorpio1108 says:@ Man, you are one silly nigga
AND YES HE IS!
@ Ty LTOSR
NaijaGal says:
GEMS are the best
but we make life interesting 
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psychos <====geminis at the same damn time
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U ain't never lied
@JMO
“You date women with these signs and they’re ok with you taking them to Applebees…
I would assume they ain’t chit … but thats jus me ”
_________________
What straight woman turning down Applebee’s and some dyck? Chiiiiid, that’s an offer she can’t refuse.
My last 8 hoes all been Virgo’s born between 8/24 and 9/6.
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Yo I cant stand this nigga
Back Brief on gum please. Lost….
<—- is BOLD around this muthafukkka now.
what.
What straight woman turning down Applebee’s and some dyck
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@PUMPKIN
“@ Man lemme find out you iggin me mofo”
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Nope. I would you give you my name so you could see on facebook.
It’s really weird, but that’s how it happens.
@ GA, yes, the menz
What straight woman turning down Applebee’s and some dyck
Mr. Marquez’s preference sheet = me.
#truthbetold
GIRL!!! it waS A COT dayum pic he took with the athlete!
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NaijaGal says:
GEMS are the best
<====geminis at the same damn time
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psychos
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scorpio1108 says:
@ Man, you are one silly nigga
________________-
We got the same b’day?
APPLEBEEs is GROSS
hey luvn, i’m not new, I have been lurk’n for years, yall crack me up er’ freakin day
<====geminis at the same damn time
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OutsidetheBox says:
GIRL!!! it waS A COT dayum pic he took with the athlete!
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Not her. Let me go back in the black hole of Lipstick Alley and see if I can find it. I rem. the athlete… this girl warnt no athelete.
OH
THEY CAN BE VERY ROMANTIC, HOWEVER THEY LIKE TITLES, CONTROL AND MONEY-AND DOORMAT EYE CANDY IE PORSCHIA PRIOR TO DIVORCE
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@ Intense
Leo’s are not compatible with alot of signs but Sags are one and I linked up with one an the relationship was was explosive. I can’t seem to run into anymore Sag men. *sigh*
@OTB
I’m sooo serious tho! 3 hoes all born on 8/27! I swear! Chit is phuckin eerie!
SAN & JMO – yall are the sourpatch kids of life
*fcuk you bitch…you need a ride to the store?* <===chit yall will do
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@PUMPKIN
“@ Man lemme find out you iggin me mofo”
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Nope. I would you give you my name so you could see on facebook.
It’s really weird, but that’s how it happens.
_____________________________________________________________
I thought everyone knew your name
Is it humanly possible to change your astrological sign?
scorpio1108 says: i’m not new, I have been lurk’n for years, yall crack me up er’ freakin day
I KNOW
Ive SEEN U POP IN from time to TIME
I was being Friendly
<— LEO in every since of the definition. Love me or hate me and either way, I would care not one Jesus in a desert.
hehe.
@ JMO do tell
“somebodysmama”<—-What I recite to myself when people feel the need to make me step outta character…keeps me outta jail.
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"Dont slap that trick, Shaun! You somebody's mama" *thumbs thru suspenders* Yeah I like it!
@286 IDK about ride or die…That heffa helped me realize tho what it mean when somebody say: This like a GANG…only way out is DEF
MamaDub said she aint know I was about to get my azz WHOOPED that day. Said if she woulda known… she woulda DROVE to go pick T up then in that case
@SCORPIO
“hey luvn, i’m not new, I have been lurk’n for years, yall crack me up er’ freakin day”
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Welp, it’s bout that time for you to put up an azz shot.
So…you saying she started the Ride or Die movement?
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Use to date a guy, he loved fuggn Applebee’s like that was his chit. HATE APPLEBEE’s.
My Leo Title: Noneyadamnbusiness
lol
I would care not one Jesus in a desert.
—–
For some reason I read this and hollered.
San and OTB, yall really aint helping
NaijaGal says:
SAN & JMO – yall are the sourpatch kids of life
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We are the most generous ppl you know, but we will tear ur ass down in a hot second…with love of course
What fire gonna do with water? I’ll wait.
Bt everyone is a mix, thats why ppl say they dont fit their signs or “thats not me!. Its because we have sun, moons, rising, ect. I fit my chart to the tee. So do my children. Yes I charted them.
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@ Otb can you run my chart? birthdate is August 10 thank you
lol
@ Man you betta hope that’s a woman
@JMO
“I thought everyone knew your name ”
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I don’t think they have the FULL name. Some of these hoes is scandalous and thirsty and chit…
Ms Lolo, I don’t know about you, but I will cut a sucka deep if they cross me, but if we cool, then I will defend you until the end
yea and I hear the freak sh** all the time too (no comment) lol
RHI/CHANEl
@JMO there we go
SAN & JMO – yall are the sourpatch kids of life
*fcuk you bitch…you need a ride to the store?* <===chit yall will do
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Ummm we offer gum to the newbies sometimes @Cali. If they don’t mesh well.
Well I NEVER have…Okay that’s a lie.
Remembers when I first got on SR…Man said everybody had to send him an azz shot. I tried to send him one, but the file never went through…Then when I logged back on everybody was
Shame…glad it didn’t go through.
@PM (thats PumpkinsMama since you didnt know that months ago)
@JUST LOOKING
Paulette once offered a poster gum to go awaay.
Ever since then, weve been stock-piling it..just in case. Divurr always sneaking a few pieces and sticking it in ppl chairs tho…
@JUST LOOKING
“Use to date a guy, he loved fuggn Applebee’s like that was his chit. HATE APPLEBEE’s.”
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Plus, as you know, if you SIT DOWN and you are SERVED FOOD, you obligated to give that ninja some puzz or some head or sumpin.
We are the most generous ppl you know, but we will tear ur ass down in a hot second…with love of course
_____________
Denise! @San is TOTALLY helping.
Gem side keeps me LIVING in life. Cancer side will have a b!tch hermit crabbing in the house cooking and cleaning and raising kids and making kids and chit. 
SAN & JMO – yall are the sourpatch kids of life
*fcuk you bitch…you need a ride to the store?* <===chit yall will do
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Matter face vice verse this statement
Cancer side will have a b!tch hermit crabbing in the house cooking and cleaning and raising kids and making kids and chit.
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Boy if that ain’t my friend!
scorpio1108 says:
Ms Lolo, I don’t know about you, but I will cut a sucka deep if they cross me, but if we cool, then I will defend you until the end
yea and I hear the freak sh** all the time too (no comment) lol
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OutsidetheBox says:
We are the most generous ppl you know, but we will tear ur ass down in a hot second…with love of course
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Denise! @San is TOTALLY helping.
Gem side keeps me LIVING in life. Cancer side will have a b!tch hermit crabbing in the house cooking and cleaning and raising kids and making kids and chit. 
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GAGIRL87 says:
@ Otb can you run my chart? birthdate is August 10 thank you
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No wonder I like you, leo
I am a Sagittarius and have dated plenty of them which was dumb of me but that are not loyal men at all they are cheaters.
I am a Sagittarius and have dated plenty of them which was dumb of me but that are not loyal men at all they are cheaters.
explosive
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PERFECT WORD TO DESCRIBE IT-THE BEGINNING WILL BE FIREWORKS, AND THE END IT WILL GUN SHOTS
Well I guess Jigga needs to be ICDC college like little romeo and Master P
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oh, I didn’t know that Jay-Z was the ONLY ex drug dealer to turn into a successful rapper….so I wonder how many other ex-drug dealer rappers have a degree???
Sandra says:Jay Z was forced to sell off his minuscule percentage of the Brooklyn Nets
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may be small but I’m sure it was more than most people make in a year.