Taylor Swift Knows She Will Be Single Forever

Sandra Rose April 9, 2013

Taylor Swift covers Wonderland

Pop superstar Taylor Swift covers the April/May 2013 issue of Wonderland magazine. Inside, the 23-year-old platinum-selling singer admits her very public love life is a source of embarrassment.

Swift briefly dated Conor Kennedy, 18, son of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and One Direction singer Harry Styles, 19. And prior to those youngsters, she briefly dated singers Joe Jonas and John Mayer, and actors Taylor Lautner and Jake Gyllenhaal, among others.

Swift acknowledges the sobering fact that some women are better off being alone.

“I mean, I know where I’ll be on tour in two months, but no idea where I’m going to be mentally, emotionally, dreams, goals, wishes, hopes,” she tells Wonderland magazine in its latest issue’s cover story. “I have no idea if I’m going to get married or be single forever or have a family or just be on my own. You know, paint in a cottage by the ocean by myself. I just have no idea and I’m kind of into that.” Source

The Outspoken issue of Wonderland is on newsstands now.

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http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

Hoe.
VDot

Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you and I’ma let you finish, BUT NO ONE GIVES A CHIT!
Bombshell Esq

I wish I had 0.5211515541 of a milli fcuk to give to this loose yt guhl…
oohlalalun

Maybe it’s you Taylor..maybe it’s you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Next, she’ll be into chicks #stillnotinterested
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers
cougar lover

that narcissism is real out chea. have ya thanking ya gawds gift but, that low self-esteem uh have ya second guessing yaself. caint eem be solid enough in yoself, to emm pretend to believe that you can have something as simple as a relationship
Miany

Taylor will be ok. Her stock still high. YT chicks coota could be run the heyull through. They grow up, then they marry and have a family with someone reputable and distinguished like a diplomat or they go get worshipped by some millionaire entertainer
http://youtu.be/n7EGjaxhTWs YOUR NAME HERE!

<<<<<<<<GRAVI CHECK
http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

I hate her face!

Hey Fam!
Who Dat

I doubt if Taylor will be single forever. She is young. Around the same age as another singer we all know of who has also had quite the public love life.

I wish the world would let BOFF of em be young while they can. To live learn and love in fawkin PEACE.

Who talks marriage to 23 yo’s ANYWAY?
Diva

I can’t stand this little yt girl! She irks my soul for some reason
Miany

cougar lover says:
that narcissism is real out chea. have ya thanking ya gawds gift but, that low self-esteem uh have ya second guessing yaself. caint eem be solid enough in yoself, to emm pretend to believe that you can have something as simple as a relationship
^^ yup.. low self esteem will get you EVERYTIME. Saddest thing about it, the narcissistic attitude really aint nothing but poor attempts to mask insecurities.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

You maybe thought of not hopping from dyck to dyck then crying about each of em in the next song you/somebody writes??
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

@STRANGERS
“Next, she’ll be into chicks #stillnotinterested”
_________

That’s what you do as that career taper off. Become “bi-curious.”

You get a whole new loyal and paying fan base.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

The 2nd book selection for the SR Book Club has been selected #youcare
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Illuminati
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

And if she’s going to be a lesbian she’s going to end up with the same thing she had when she was dyck hopping.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

The 2nd book selection for the SR Book Club has been selected #youcare
____________________

Yes what is it
http://youtu.be/n7EGjaxhTWs YOUR NAME HERE!

I ordered the insanity and I will start it on April 15th. If yall don’t hear from me bury me a G and spritz water on a gray tshirt and take a sharpie to it and right ‘insanity’ on it cause I didn’t get the original from Shawn T cause I died.
Bombshell Esq

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

The 2nd book selection for the SR Book Club has been selected #youcare

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What we reading
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

” Don’t go black!!!!!” -Amanda Bynes
goat76

Damn, she be bustin it wide open. I wonder if I’m one of the ‘among others’?
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

Who talks marriage to 23 yo’s ANYWAY?
————–
I know some folks who just graduated college last year and are now married.
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

The 2nd book selection for the SR Book Club has been selected #youcare

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Is this a "clique?"
http://youtu.be/n7EGjaxhTWs YOUR NAME HERE!

Waddup Dubb???

And we are here with that only being 23.
Nakeya_j

What is the new book? And Taylor needs to sit down. She will not be single forever. Ppl will be calling her a hoe forever though.
NaijaGal

if I wanted to read about taylor I’d go on tmz, I come here for a reason and it’s not for the sprites or pink toes
MissHarlem

Dont care for this chick and Im still waiting for her to fall off the cliff to irrelevance
Nakeya_j

Am I allowed to speak to Man today?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

*drumroll*

Successful Women Think Differently – by Valorie Burton

Quotes to live by in Chapter 1 ….
– “To succeed at a high level, you must start expecting more.”
– “Put yourself around people who know more (‘and earn more’) than you, and learn all you can from them.”
– “…successful women think differently. They make decisions differently. They set goals differently. They bounce back from failure and adversity differently. They tap into their innate strengths differently. Fortunately, their habits are teachable.”
– “Sometimes sticking it out is not the best option. Sometimes you need to push the reset button and start again.”
MissHarlem

if I wanted to read about taylor I’d go on tmz, I come here for a reason and it’s not for the sprites or pink toes

I say this chit all the time
http://youtu.be/n7EGjaxhTWs YOUR NAME HERE!

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

” Don’t go black!!!!!” -Amanda Bynes
________________________

Bury me in your kitten heels!
Nakeya_j

MissHarlem says:

Dont care for this chick and Im still waiting for her to fall off the cliff to irrelevance
—–
She is already there in here boo. We don’t care bout her round herr.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

NaijaGal says:

if I wanted to read about taylor I’d go on tmz, I come here for a reason and it’s not for the sprites or pink toes
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INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

EVERY MAN YOU DATE IS NOT MEANT TO BE YOUR HUSBAND, SHE’S ONLY 23 THIS IS NORMAL BEHAVIOR SHE’LL BE FINE, SHE’S STILL FINDING OUT WHO SHE IS AND DEFINING HERSELF AS A WOMAN-SHE HAS PLENTY OF TIME TO SETTLE DOWN WHEN SHE’S OLDER, FOR NOW SHE SHOULD BE ENJOYING HERSELF AND FOCUSING ON HER

FOLKS NEED TO STOP PUSHING THESE GIRLS TO HURRY UP AND FIND A MAN AND SETTLE DOWN, ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVEN’T SOWED THEIR WILD OATS, MESS AROUND END UP DIVORCE OR A SWINGER, CAUSE YOU HAVENT LIVED YET
http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

@WhoDat I’ll be 23 in Sept and I’m definitely thinking marriage and family. I think 23 is the age where most ppl start slowing down , at least most of my friends and I are. Not saying I’m in a rush or anything but I know I want to get married and have children one day. Taylor sounds like a used woman, who knows no will take serious now so she is “claiming” to be okay with being single
Nakeya_j

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

*drumroll*

Successful Women Think Differently – by Valorie Burton

Quotes to live by in Chapter 1 ….
– “To succeed at a high level, you must start expecting more.”
– “Put yourself around people who know more (‘and earn more’) than you, and learn all you can from them.”
– “…successful women think differently. They make decisions differently. They set goals differently. They bounce back from failure and adversity differently. They tap into their innate strengths differently. Fortunately, their habits are teachable.”
– “Sometimes sticking it out is not the best option. Sometimes you need to push the reset button and start again.”
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Amen
goat76

YOUR NAME HERE! says:

I ordered the insanity and I will start it on April 15th. If yall don’t hear from me bury me a G and spritz water on a gray tshirt and take a sharpie to it and right ‘insanity’ on it cause I didn’t get the original from Shawn T cause I died.
————
Good Luck.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

MissHarlem says:

Dont care for this chick and Im still waiting for her to fall off the cliff to irrelevance
____________________________
Yep
Smonae

Bombshell Esq says:

I wish I had 0.5211515541 of a milli fcuk to give to this loose yt guhl…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

I thought we should read some fiction, as well as something that can help us all out in life. I got 2 votes so this was the selection. #pluswearesupportingblackauthors

Who’s in?
VDot

Nakeya – Is that my future hubby in your gravi? I’m going with
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Nakeya_j says:

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
*drumroll*
Successful Women Think Differently – by Valorie Burton
Quotes to live by in Chapter 1 ….
– “To succeed at a high level, you must start expecting more.”
– “Put yourself around people who know more (‘and earn more’) than you, and learn all you can from them.”
– “…successful women think differently. They make decisions differently. They set goals differently. They bounce back from failure and adversity differently. They tap into their innate strengths differently. Fortunately, their habits are teachable.”
– “Sometimes sticking it out is not the best option. Sometimes you need to push the reset button and start again.”
—–
__________________________

Is this the book ?
http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

has 000000000000.0123988774646794649784 fuggs to give about this heffa that will forever play victim. i can’t stand the victim role
http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

@naija at “pink toes”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

33

SON, I felt the font…
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

“<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

*drumroll*

Successful Women Think Differently – by Valorie Burton"
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Clearly no men are involved in this book club. SMH. How discriminatory…
Nakeya_j

@Vdot Before you fight Milky for him, just know that he eats more than grown people and will talk you to death.
VDot

Successful Women Think Differently – by Valorie Burton

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I’m in!!
http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

YOUR NAME HERE! says:

I ordered the insanity and I will start it on April 15th. If yall don’t hear from me bury me a G and spritz water on a gray tshirt and take a sharpie to it and right ‘insanity’ on it cause I didn’t get the original from Shawn T cause I died.

i REFUSE to try myself with insanity. once i master rockin body then i will gone & get that insanity
http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

Lol @ Taylor and all this hoe talk.
Crickett

Different strokes for different folks. Swift has dated more men publically than Ciara but Ciara can’t catch a break, even in a blond weave.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

I thought we should read some fiction, as well as something that can help us all out in life. I got 2 votes so this was the selection. #pluswearesupportingblackauthors
Who’s in?
_________________

I'm in but I want be able to get it until next week I'm in transition at the present moment
Nakeya_j

@DTTS I will read it
http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

Has anyone tried Hip Hop Abs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Jenny
Successful Women Think Differently – by Valorie Burton
Quotes to live by in Chapter 1 ….
– “To succeed at a high level, you must start expecting more.”
– “Put yourself around people who know more (‘and earn more’) than you, and learn all you can from them.”
– “…successful women think differently. They make decisions differently. They set goals differently. They bounce back from failure and adversity differently. They tap into their innate strengths differently. Fortunately, their habits are teachable.”
– “Sometimes sticking it out is not the best option. Sometimes you need to push the reset button and start again.”
Miany

Crickett says:
Different strokes for different folks. Swift has dated more men publically than Ciara but Ciara can’t catch a break, even in a blond weave.
^^^WANNA KNOW WHY?? Read #8 It got ha on the game but, that blonde wig aint raise her stock THAT high.
Smonae

:hugs: MissHarlem says:

if I wanted to read about taylor I’d go on tmz, I come here for a reason and it’s not for the sprites or pink toes
MissHarlem

KEYA irrelevance in LIFE not just this blog

I say time and time again its not about her hoppin from one d!ck to another as most of us in our 20’s have its the PERCEPTION. Women can not do that in a public forum without the talk that comes along with it. I didnt make these rules its just what it is. Their have been other starlets etc that was young but we didnt know which d!ck they fckn this month. She just needs to do her do privately and not out if she doesnt want people askin her about her life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Jenny, as long as you read it

==========
It’s Official
http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

MissHarlem says:

Dont care for this chick and Im still waiting for her to fall off the cliff to irrelevance

sup sessy?
MissTaken

I love Taylor Swift
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

DTS I will get it
VDot

who knows no will take serious now so she is “claiming” to be okay with being single

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I dont care about this heffa, but why does she have to be “claiming” that she’s okay with being single. Maybe she realized she’s not ready to settle down yet and is at peace with that. She has an “I get it in look” about her, so for all we know, she could be busting it wide open on the side and these 35 year old men don’t know how to handle her hot in the azz azz.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

Crickett says:

Different strokes for different folks. Swift has dated more men publically than Ciara but Ciara can’t catch a break, even in a blond weave.
——————-
Hell Hanna Montanna gets called all kinds of b*tches and hoes, only been with one dude and yet Taylor gets a pass.
http://youtu.be/n7EGjaxhTWs YOUR NAME HERE!

I have been speed walking the airport on my breaks however I get stopped by ppl that are lost constantly so I need something to get my stamina up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

This is all Swift MANUFACTURED MACHINE MESS IMB
MissHarlem

Ciara can’t catch a break, even in a blond weave.

She aint black so we throw stones at our own as if the world aint already throwing boulders

SON :2dance: chick irks me
Diva

In the words of MamaDiva at least she ain’t a poe yt girl!
NaijaGal

I’m in transition at the present moment
======================
you see the way my bank account is set up…
MissTaken

Who clocking Taylor puzzay miles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

MsTake, you joining the SR Book Club?
Bad Influence

is this a real topic?

why??

who cares about pale’or swift??

lemme roll up…

oh hey yawlz s
MissHarlem

FAYLA hey hun

YNH happy the job is workin you OUT
http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

I ain’t reading them girly books…….I’m still reading The Walking Dead series that I acquired to make sure I get my zombie fix.
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

goat76 says:

YOUR NAME HERE! says:

I ordered the insanity and I will start it on April 15th. If yall don’t hear from me bury me a G and spritz water on a gray tshirt and take a sharpie to it and right ‘insanity’ on it cause I didn’t get the original from Shawn T cause I died.
————
Good Luck.

^^^

I COMPLETED IT WITH SOME FRIENDS OF MINE, DON’T DO IT BY YOURSELF YOU NEED SOMEONE THERE WITH YOU IN CASE YOU HAVE TO CALL THE PARAMEDICS, IT’S THAT SERIOUS, DO WHAT YOU CAN, REST WHEN YOU NEED TO, AND YES YOU WILL THINK HE’S TRYING TO KILL YOU AND/OR DRIVE YOU INSANE

I COULD HAVE NEVER DONE IT BY MYSELF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Boygahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :2dance:
New Book Alert
MissHarlem

BAD did you not see that text yesterday
cougar lover

you can lose weight just by eating right, long as you got a calorie deficit of 500 cals a day or 3500 a week, you’ll lose a pound. all these new exercises wasn’t out back in the day, n people still got fit. dont waste ya money, unless you get it dubbed by a homie like i did. then i sold copies fo 5 dollas
Bad Influence

shout out 2 this honeybun that i know i have NO BUSINESS EATING!! its soooo good tho..
Nakeya_j

I say time and time again its not about her hoppin from one d!ck to another as most of us in our 20?s have its the PERCEPTION. Women can not do that in a public forum without the talk that comes along with it. I didnt make these rules its just what it is. Their have been other starlets etc that was young but we didnt know which d!ck they fckn this month. She just needs to do her do privately and not out if she doesnt want people askin her about her life
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True.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Paramedics #thehail
Bad Influence

@the woman i luv…no hunty..i didnt get no fuggin text

Boygahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :2dance:
Diva

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

MsTake, you joining the SR Book Club?

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We ain't even discussed Underneath it All, unless I missed the discussion
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

I say time and time again its not about her hoppin from one d!ck to another as most of us in our 20?s have its the PERCEPTION. Women can not do that in a public forum without the talk that comes along with it. I didnt make these rules its just what it is. Their have been other starlets etc that was young but we didnt know which d!ck they fckn this month. She just needs to do her do privately and not out if she doesnt want people askin her about her life

^^^
UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS VERY TRUE, SO FAWK BUT BE PRIVATE OR DEVELOP A VERY THICK SKIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Chan & Man,

We didn’t know that you guys were interested. We will make sure the next selection is unisex So for now, Deal With It
#ikidikid
http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

@vdot I just don’t think anyone would be okay being single for the rest of their life like she is saying
MissHarlem

check your phone one mo gin woman
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

Still trying to understand how slow country music ends up in a 50 min work out mix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5xki4ZPzUg @NikkeMinxx

Good morning everyone…. Book club? <– really says I'm in. When do we need to be finished with the book?
Diva

:wave:
Miany

Does Taylor get called ‘loose’ in the (yt) media? I know they call her like a serial dater but, I don’t recall her being called ‘loose’ or even being called ‘fast’ etc….her stock still high. She just said this shii in an interview cuz she aint got shii else eyebrow raising to say
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Diva says:

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

MsTake, you joining the SR Book Club?

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We ain't even discussed Underneath it All, unless I missed the discussion
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We had a discussion MsDiva I said I enjoyed the message and thought that it was something that needs to be pushed into our youth etc. Kinda puts me in the mind of TP's Temptation
Diva

:wave: morning Nikki
http://youtu.be/n7EGjaxhTWs YOUR NAME HERE!

Thanks Intense…I will take that into consideration.

Hey MissH-Yes job is great.

I was eating almonds yesterday. The kids were in their room and I was in the living room. Well I choked on an almond and the kids aint heard shyt. Threw up everywhere and pissed myself. As I’m laying in my own fluids they come in and say “can we have some cookies?” I swear I’m rethinking my living situation. They need to move.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

MsDiva
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Nikke, I think we should give everyone through this weekend to get it, and then we can decide Thoughts?
Diva

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

Diva says:

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

MsTake, you joining the SR Book Club?

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We ain't even discussed Underneath it All, unless I missed the discussion
============
We had a discussion MsDiva I said I enjoyed the message and thought that it was something that needs to be pushed into our youth etc. Kinda puts me in the mind of TP's Temptation

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Where the heyul was I, in the drunk?
http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

@ Man, they can have those books. We should start our own club, but replace the books with high quality black porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

They ain’t got time for you dying, they want COOKIES yo!!!!
Milky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Chan
Diva

Is that the wifey and she ain’t said nuthing to meh this morning? humph heffa
Crickett

Maybe in 20 years she will be alone, have AIDS and walk with a limp.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

Miany says:

Does Taylor get called ‘loose’ in the (yt) media? I know they call her like a serial dater but, I don’t recall her being called ‘loose’ or even being called ‘fast’ etc….her stock still high. She just said this shii in an interview cuz she aint got shii else eyebrow raising to say
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Until she goes off on someone or gets called a fire crotch, she will not be interesting. Only thing that made her stock as high as it’s been is Ye.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Milky, we’ve got our new book selection. See #31
Milky

@ynh
VDot

@vdot I just don’t think anyone would be okay being single for the rest of their life like she is saying

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Gotcha! I didn’t read it as her being single forever (those were Sandy’s words :hahaha:) More so, there’s no telling how/where her life would end up. But I really don’t have any fuggs to give about this heffa
Tt

I don’t think she gets slammed like that by the other media.
But I’d heard she keeps getting dumped bc she WON’T give it up.
Nakeya_j

I was eating almonds yesterday. The kids were in their room and I was in the living room. Well I choked on an almond and the kids aint heard shyt. Threw up everywhere and pissed myself. As I’m laying in my own fluids they come in and say “can we have some cookies?” I swear I’m rethinking my living situation. They need to move.
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OMG hahahahahhaah I am glad your ok, but OMG they had not one care to give about your problem…Wait how old are they?
Milky

@wifey u gonna stop calling me a heffa.. how r u today sweetie?
Miany

CHAN & MAN…. *whispers* Can I join yall club
VDot

We should start our own club, but replace the books with high quality black porn.

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@Chan – And do you think you’re going to keep us out of that club?? If anything, you may have more people in there than the book club
Bad Influence

poor Gyps

Divaaaa & Nikkeeeeee

What book is up? i did NOT read the last one..

Thank u Harlem lawd…
Milky

@dtts you giving me more love than the wifey
MissHarlem

CHAN Im all IN if thats the case
Diva

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

Milky, we’ve got our new book selection. See #31

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I guess you ain't gone tell me bout the new book *throws chair*
goat76

Tainted_Love says:

@vdot I just don’t think anyone would be okay being single for the rest of their life like she is saying
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Millions of people out here in the world are cool with being single the rest of their lives.
http://youtu.be/n7EGjaxhTWs YOUR NAME HERE!

<<<<<<those selfish cookie eating heffas are 7 and 5!
MissTaken

MsTake, you joining the SR Book Club?

by <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers on Apr 9, 2013 at 11:45 am
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Stop looking at me with LaLa eyes I actually would love to. I used to read a lot before I started birthing babies. Oh and I got married at 23
(walking back in with kitten heels) we still married
VDot

Well I choked on an almond and the kids aint heard shyt. Threw up everywhere and pissed myself.

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Forreal? That’s scary. Did you throw yourself over the back of a chair?
http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

All of you women are invited to the Mile High Black Porno Club. Miany, you are in! Who else needs a prime membership?
Miany

Tt says:
I don’t think she gets slammed like that by the other media.
But I’d heard she keeps getting dumped bc she WON’T give it up.
^^ That probably aint true. YT media got her back so they’re spinning it so folk don’t start tabulating her body count. Her stock still high. Watch her marry someone distinguished.
Diva

Milky says:

@wifey u gonna stop calling me a heffa.. how r u today sweetie?

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I knows how to get yo attention hey sweetness!

@Bad :wave: hey beautimous one!
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

Tainted- I see where you are coming from. I think she is just saying this for the magazine interview. Everyone wants to be loved. It’s human nature. Whether we allow someone to do it and are mature enough to accept it is totally up to us and if we’re mature enough to handle it or jsut dont have up a bunch of walls either.
Bombshell Esq

YOUR NAME HERE! says:

I was eating almonds yesterday. The kids were in their room and I was in the living room. Well I choked on an almond and the kids aint heard shyt. Threw up everywhere and pissed myself. As I’m laying in my own fluids they come in and say “can we have some cookies?” I swear I’m rethinking my living situation. They need to move.

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http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San
VDot

MissHarlem says:

CHAN Im all IN if thats the case

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I rest my case
MissHarlem

you welcome hun
that_VA_thickchick

Tainted_Love says:

I hate her face!
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I can’t stand this little rat faced pie hole either. She grates my nerves. She only dates famous people. Is seen out and about with them everywhere. Then writes songs bashing each ex, but wants the public to stay out of her love life. Chile Boo. Have a seat!
Diva

iAmChan says:

All of you women are invited to the Mile High Black Porno Club. Miany, you are in! Who else needs a prime membership?

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let me check with the e-hubby and see if we can get in this here club…we gots to do our own thing along though
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San

Young dumb and full of…
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

Miany says:

Tt says:
I don’t think she gets slammed like that by the other media.
But I’d heard she keeps getting dumped bc she WON’T give it up.
^^ That probably aint true. YT media got her back so they’re spinning it so folk don’t start tabulating her body count. Her stock still high. Watch her marry someone distinguished.
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She’s still considered America’s Sweetheart.
Miany

YOUR NAME HERE! says:
<<<<<<those selfish cookie eating heffas are 7 and 5!
^^ They cute though. You know they aint heard you choking. If they heard u they woulda ran in there and did a bootleg heimlich (sp) on you
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

@DTS
“Chan & Man,

We didn’t know that you guys were interested. We will make sure the next selection is unisex So for now, Deal With It
#ikidikid”
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That’s ok. I know when I’m not welcome.
<<reading "Big Booty Hoes Monthly"
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

Did you throw yourself over the back of a chair

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I CAN SEE MY CRAY CRAY ARSE TRYING THIS AND BREAKING MY BACK OR THE CHAIR AND STILL CHOKING AND BLACKING OUT
MissTaken

I was eating almonds yesterday. The kids were in their room and I was in the living room. Well I choked on an almond and the kids aint heard shyt. Threw up everywhere and pissed myself. As I’m laying in my own fluids they come in and say “can we have some cookies?” I swear I’m rethinking my living situation. They need to move.
by YOUR NAME HERE! on Apr 9, 2013 at 11:52 am
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I am glad you are ok
y’all let me know when it’s ok to laugh….wondering if her kids ate the piss almonds
Diva

@MissHarlem did you watch Dallas last nite? It was on for two hours. I did not..had to DVR it cause my dumb azz took some diet pills that fugged me up! I don’t know what I was thanking!
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San

DTTS that other book kinda…sucked
goat76

YOUR NAME HERE! says:

Threw up everywhere and pissed myself. As I’m laying in my own fluids they come in and say “can we have some cookies?” I swear I’m rethinking my living situation. They need to move.
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I swear I’m not trying to laugh at your near death experience but this part got me rolling!!

I’m sorry!!
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

And I doubt being that since she was with dude Katy Perry was with she wasn’t giving it up.
http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

As well as Harlem and VDot, and any other of you Roses that like to see high quality material.

The first video that will be featured is a porn parody, and it goes by the name of: This Ain’t Good Times. I take it that it’s gonna be Dy-No-Mite!
MissHarlem

VDOT shuddap Im just sayin thats a club Im already the President in
http://youtu.be/n7EGjaxhTWs YOUR NAME HERE!

I tried to remember that over the chair thingy but when you are actually choking you forget and I’m 6 feet and that chair wouldn’t have worked but that’s how I ended in the kitchen. I was trying to get water and I swear it made it worse. That’s when I pissed myself. My bladder aint shyt!
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

@CHAN
“All of you women are invited to the Mile High Black Porno Club. Miany, you are in! Who else needs a prime membership?”
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:stop:

Definitely can’t invite all these hoes. Some of em better off not being in on this dawg. Trust me…
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

Maybe in 20 years she will be alone, have AIDS and walk with a limp.

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I LIKE THE TEMPTATION COMPARISON BUT SHE ONLY HAD 2 LOVERS THAT WAS FAWKED UP
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle
Diva

YOUR NAME HERE! says:

I tried to remember that over the chair thingy but when you are actually choking you forget and I’m 6 feet and that chair wouldn’t have worked but that’s how I ended in the kitchen. I was trying to get water and I swear it made it worse. That’s when I pissed myself. My bladder aint shyt!

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that last part mine either
Milky

iAmChan says:

All of you women are invited to the Mile High Black Porno Club. Miany, you are in! Who else needs a prime membership?

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VDot

iAmChan says:

All of you women are invited to the Mile High Black Porno Club. Miany, you are in!
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Let me find out this photography hobby you have going on is really a porno shoot.
Nakeya_j

I feel for you. My five year old (the bad butt in the picture) would of looked and said something like Mommy, your to old to pee pee on your self. And then after he got the cookies, then asked if I was alright. smh damn kids.
Pickachu Tran

just got back from LUNCH wit my gossping azz co-workers… WHAT WE TA’MBOUT
MissHarlem

YNH glad you ok but you know good and well you make me laugh the way you tell stories sorry hun

DIVA you beat me to it I was just about to font you. Girl I had to record it when it came on at 11 bc I missed the first hour when it started at 8. I fell asleep watchin TI and em. I know they gonna have me fightin all my air with last nights epi
Milky

@ynh u are from eating almonds without any supervision!!!
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

PISS, ALMONDS, AND PORNO

TOPICS BEING COVERED AT THE MOMENT
Bad Influence

im sooooooooooooooooo bored
http://youtu.be/n7EGjaxhTWs YOUR NAME HERE!

It’s ok to laugh because with my life and the shyt that comes along with it that’s all I do. But them heffas weren’t concerned at all. But the best part is my mama coming home to me mopping the floor and cursing putting clothes in the washing machine wrapped in a big ass beach towel.
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

Maybe in 20 years she will be alone, have AIDS and walk with a limp.

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I LIKE THE TEMPTATION COMPARISON BUT SHE ONLY HAD 2 LOVERS THAT WAS FAWKED UP

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I think she passed the mark of two while she was with ol boy tho!
goat76

Somebody say something about porno club?
http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

@ VDot, nawwww….the photography is legit, lmao. For some reason, I’d rather watch the porno than be involved on the “business” side of it…..dem hoes nasty…..with the exception of Roxy Reynolds, as she can get it. Lmao.
MissTaken

Diva and Harlem I DVR’d Dallas and have not watched it yet. Don’t be telling secrets
Diva

goat76 says:

Somebody say something about porno club?

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*jumping up and down* can we join?
Milky

@chan we can star in our own personal porno.. GOT MILK????
MissHarlem

CHAN Roxy aint the same no mo but she still aight. I remember when she was tight ahhh the good ol days
Diva

MissTaken says:

Diva and Harlem I DVR’d Dallas and have not watched it yet. Don’t be telling secrets

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No worries, I didn’t see it either!
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

I think she passed the mark of two while she was with ol boy tho
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I WAS HOPING NOT WITH HER OLE COUNTRY NAIVE AINT NEVA HAD ANY OTHER DACK, DRUGGIN AND DEVIL POSSESED CUSSING HER MAMA OUT ARSE, BUT DAMN KARMA FUGGED HER UP
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

@BAD INFLUENCE
“im sooooooooooooooooo bored ”
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I know the sign!!! Here I cum!
:jack:
http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

@ Goat, you already have a reserved membership bruh…as do all straight males from the blog….yes I am discriminating because I ain’t having no porno convo with a dude that twirls and uses lip gloss
MissHarlem

MISST I wont do that I take my Dallas serious lol
http://youtu.be/n7EGjaxhTWs YOUR NAME HERE!

The first porn I ever watched was Deep Throat. I watched it with my cousin’s and our older cousin’s boyfriend. He looked at me and said “see this is why I never make fun of your lips” I didn’t understand that until I sucked my first dack and that nigga(ex hubby) purchased me my first herring bone necklace and bracelet to match. #sayyesstosoupcoolers
http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

Lmao @ the SR Productions Inc. feature porno: Chan Get’s A Milky Mustache.
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

@INENSE
“I think she passed the mark of two while she was with ol boy tho
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I WAS HOPING NOT WITH HER OLE COUNTRY NAIVE AINT NEVA HAD ANY OTHER DACK, DRUGGIN AND DEVIL POSSESED CUSSING HER MAMA OUT ARSE, BUT DAMN KARMA FUGGED HER UP
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“Attack me! Right here in the kitchen!”-Judith

” We can go to the proper place and do this in the bedroom but I’m goin to act like this never happened.” -Lame azz Ninja
VDot

He looked at me and said “see this is why I never make fun of your lips”

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Yeah, that was you talmabout “hoovering” your ex’s dack
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

rumor has it Kanye released a song called “But I’m Hitting It Now.”
http://youtu.be/n7EGjaxhTWs YOUR NAME HERE!

Yes @Vdot- Had that nigga looking out the blinds cause he said he know that I had to have a man somewhere stalking me.
Milky

He looked at me and said “see this is why I never make fun of your lips”
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A good BJ is a helluva drug! Having ninjas all strung out!!
Bad Influence

@Man
Milky

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

rumor has it Kanye released a song called “But I’m Hitting It Now.”
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what an appropriate song to have about ur baby’s mama!!!
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

“Attack me! Right here in the kitchen!”-Judith

” We can go to the proper place and do this in the bedroom but I’m goin to act like this never happened.” -Lame azz Ninja
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So she was asking him to fugg her or jump on her?

Havent seen it yet. Key West theatre doesn’t offer Military Discount ($10.75) and the Gift card I got got the $10 theatre is to be used on a mommy son date when the croods goes there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Next KHumpries gonna make a song Man! #andthenyou
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

Attack me! Right here in the kitchen!”-Judith

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SHIAT I WANTED TO FUG HER & PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY BECAUSE I FELT EMBARRASSED FOR HER AND HIM, MOSTLY HER WHEN HIS PUNK ARSE RESPONDED WITH THAT BS

I SETTLED FOR A HEARTY LAUGHT INSTEAD
Miany

Bedazzled His Razzle says:
“Attack me! Right here in the kitchen!”-Judith
” We can go to the proper place and do this in the bedroom but I’m goin to act like this never happened.” -Lame azz Ninja
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So she was asking him to fugg her or jump on her?
^^ She wanted some rough passionate love making…. He was a plain type country man. He believes the bed is the only appropriate place to make love to his wife.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

A good BJ is a helluva drug! Having ninjas all strung out!!
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<—- Got a whole new outfit with a Coach purse after surving up my soup coolers.
that_VA_thickchick

Bedazzled His Razzle says:

“Attack me! Right here in the kitchen!”-Judith

” We can go to the proper place and do this in the bedroom but I’m goin to act like this never happened.” -Lame azz Ninja
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I can see why he was thrown off she was growling and slapping him and shyt. But most dudes still woulda hit…even if she was foaming at the mouth.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

She wanted some rough passionate love making…. He was a plain type country man. He believes the bed is the only appropriate place to make love to his wife.
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Poor thing. He should’ve known better. I hope in life that there isn’t any more of those guys left. (that thinks the bed room is the only place for sex for them and their spouse)

If he wont do it, someone else definitely will
CurlyGirl

Hey Roses!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Razzle, let’s see what folks that never get gifted nathan are gonna say/font *snickers* #haters
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

Razzle, let’s see what folks that never get gifted nathan are gonna say/font *snickers* #haters
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INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

But most dudes still woulda hit…even if she was foaming at the mouth
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THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Curly!
Gigi26

“Attack me! Right here in the kitchen!”-Judith

” We can go to the proper place and do this in the bedroom but I’m goin to act like this never happened.” -Lame azz Ninja
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Damn shame…ole boy had her poppin Mollys n fukking in the toilet and car

Matta fact she was coming back for more!
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

I can see why he was thrown off she was growling and slapping him and shyt. But most dudes still woulda hit…even if she was foaming at the mouth
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yea that should have opened his eyes up to something. A WOMAN HAS NEEEEDS
Bad Influence
Gigi26

But most dudes still woulda hit…even if she was foaming at the mouth.
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I would never forget seeing this severly disabled chick in my old building in MD..she looked…interesting.

Then I see her pregnant two months later and I was like Did someone rape you?! Can you believe that lil hussy was HOEIN?!

So she getting checks cuz she got one eye north and one west, but got time to be throwing it back on some dyck n catching semen.
Bad Influence

Gigiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Razzle :2dance:
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

Damn shame…ole boy had her poppin Mollys n fukking in the toilet and car
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Popped a molly I’m fuggin WHOOO Popped a molly I’m Fuggin! WHOO!
Gigi26

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD OMGAWD!! BISH WHERE YA BEEN?!
Miany

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Razzle, let’s see what folks that never get gifted nathan are gonna say/font *snickers* #haters
^^ When I read bout the necklace and the clothes and purse I was I have received gifts from men….. I aint neva get nuffin butta mouf full a qCUMber after below jobs though
NaijaGal
marquez269

Afternoon peeps!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Oh Miany
Diva

:wave: marquez dahling hey there
Who Dat

So she getting checks cuz she got one eye north and one west
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If she got lottery ball eyes she needed a check
Diva

Gigi26 says:

But most dudes still woulda hit…even if she was foaming at the mouth.
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I would never forget seeing this severly disabled chick in my old building in MD..she looked…interesting.

Then I see her pregnant two months later and I was like Did someone rape you?! Can you believe that lil hussy was HOEIN?!

So she getting checks cuz she got one eye north and one west, but got time to be throwing it back on some dyck n catching semen.

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that bish is cross-eyed as fugg from that description.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

Bad!!

GiGi!!!

There’s this girl I grew up with. She’s mentally disabled in some form I forgot what it was called, but she basically had the traits as young child. Had not seen her since I graduated HS. She requested me on FB one day…She had just had a baby. She was living with her BF from what my mom had told me. I was because I can only picture her as sweet little :insert name here: definitely not sexually active. Suprised the hell out of me.
marquez269

@diva how r u
Who Dat

Popped a molly I’m fuggin WHOOO Popped a molly I’m Fuggin! WHOO!
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Diva

Who Dat says:

So she getting checks cuz she got one eye north and one west
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If she got lottery ball eyes she needed a check

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Kdud you need to drive downstairs and read what mamadiva said to me yestaday
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE0g3zMP70P40YOsR Bedazzled His Razzle

I mean Bad I missed a key stroke
Miany

@dtts… My bad habit got a crazy azz middle o’ the night below job Sunday night goin into Monday morning…. His azz overslept and ALL talkin bout I drained him. He owes me. He owes me a handbag AND a necklace!!!
Diva

marquez269 says:

@diva how r u

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I’m good for a tuesday that I am wish was friday already dammit and you?
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc
Miany

SOooo on chick who let Bob Whitfield beat site they sayin Ciara and Future got matchin tatts. He gotta ‘C’ on the left ring finger and she gotta ‘N’ on hers.
Diva

:wave: hey lil sista!
Who Dat

Razzle, let’s see what folks that never get gifted nathan are gonna say/font *snickers* #haters
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INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

SO I’M SLOW AS HELL, I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MOLLY IS BASICALLY HEROIN ?!?!
Miany

INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
SO I’M SLOW AS HELL, I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MOLLY IS BASICALLY HEROIN ?!?!
^^ It’s a bunch of shii they say it’s the clean version of exstacy… but i dunno what it is so I’m afraid of it. Slide me a fiyah J and that’s it. Ion get into drugs.
Pickachu Tran

INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

Maybe in 20 years she will be alone, have AIDS and walk with a limp.

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I LIKE THE TEMPTATION COMPARISON BUT SHE ONLY HAD 2 LOVERS THAT WAS FAWKED UP

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FUKK is that how the movie really ended. IF SO YA”LL DONE FUKKED IT UP FOR ME. I CAN KEEP MY $7 in my pocket