Taylor Swift Knows She Will Be Single Forever
Pop superstar Taylor Swift covers the April/May 2013 issue of Wonderland magazine. Inside, the 23-year-old platinum-selling singer admits her very public love life is a source of embarrassment.
Swift briefly dated Conor Kennedy, 18, son of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and One Direction singer Harry Styles, 19. And prior to those youngsters, she briefly dated singers Joe Jonas and John Mayer, and actors Taylor Lautner and Jake Gyllenhaal, among others.
Swift acknowledges the sobering fact that some women are better off being alone.
“I mean, I know where I’ll be on tour in two months, but no idea where I’m going to be mentally, emotionally, dreams, goals, wishes, hopes,” she tells Wonderland magazine in its latest issue’s cover story. “I have no idea if I’m going to get married or be single forever or have a family or just be on my own. You know, paint in a cottage by the ocean by myself. I just have no idea and I’m kind of into that.” Source
The Outspoken issue of Wonderland is on newsstands now.
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Hoe.
Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you and I’ma let you finish, BUT NO ONE GIVES A CHIT!
I wish I had 0.5211515541 of a milli fcuk to give to this loose yt guhl…
Maybe it’s you Taylor..maybe it’s you
Next, she’ll be into chicks
#stillnotinterested
that narcissism is real out chea. have ya thanking ya gawds gift but, that low self-esteem uh have ya second guessing yaself. caint eem be solid enough in yoself, to emm pretend to believe that you can have something as simple as a relationship
Taylor will be ok. Her stock still high. YT chicks coota could be run the heyull through. They grow up, then they marry and have a family with someone reputable and distinguished like a diplomat or they go get worshipped by some millionaire entertainer
<<<<<<<<GRAVI CHECK
I hate her face!
I doubt if Taylor will be single forever. She is young. Around the same age as another singer we all know of who has also had quite the public love life.
I wish the world would let BOFF of em be young while they can. To live learn and love in fawkin PEACE.
Who talks marriage to 23 yo’s ANYWAY?
I can’t stand this little yt girl! She irks my soul for some reason
cougar lover says:
that narcissism is real out chea. have ya thanking ya gawds gift but, that low self-esteem uh have ya second guessing yaself. caint eem be solid enough in yoself, to emm pretend to believe that you can have something as simple as a relationship
^^ yup.. low self esteem will get you EVERYTIME. Saddest thing about it, the narcissistic attitude really aint nothing but poor attempts to mask insecurities.
You maybe thought of not hopping from dyck to dyck then crying about each of em in the next song you/somebody writes??
@STRANGERS
“Next, she’ll be into chicks #stillnotinterested”
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That’s what you do as that career taper off. Become “bi-curious.”
You get a whole new loyal and paying fan base.
Illuminati
And if she’s going to be a lesbian she’s going to end up with the same thing she had when she was dyck hopping.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
The 2nd book selection for the SR Book Club has been selected #youcare
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Yes
what is it
I ordered the insanity and I will start it on April 15th. If yall don’t hear from me bury me a G and spritz water on a gray tshirt and take a sharpie to it and right ‘insanity’ on it cause I didn’t get the original from Shawn T cause I died.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
The 2nd book selection for the SR Book Club has been selected #youcare
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What we reading
”
Don’t go black!!!!!” -Amanda Bynes
Damn, she be bustin it wide open. I wonder if I’m one of the ‘among others’?
Who talks marriage to 23 yo’s ANYWAY?
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I know some folks who just graduated college last year and are now married.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
The 2nd book selection for the SR Book Club has been selected #youcare
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Is this a "clique?"
Waddup Dubb???
And we are here with that only being 23.
What is the new book? And Taylor needs to sit down. She will not be single forever. Ppl will be calling her a hoe forever though.
if I wanted to read about taylor I’d go on tmz, I come here for a reason and it’s not for the sprites or pink toes
Dont care for this chick and Im still waiting for her to fall off the cliff to irrelevance
Am I allowed to speak to Man today?
*drumroll*
Successful Women Think Differently – by Valorie Burton
Quotes to live by in Chapter 1 ….
- “To succeed at a high level, you must start expecting more.”
- “Put yourself around people who know more (‘and earn more’) than you, and learn all you can from them.”
- “…successful women think differently. They make decisions differently. They set goals differently. They bounce back from failure and adversity differently. They tap into their innate strengths differently. Fortunately, their habits are teachable.”
- “Sometimes sticking it out is not the best option. Sometimes you need to push the reset button and start again.”
if I wanted to read about taylor I’d go on tmz, I come here for a reason and it’s not for the sprites or pink toes
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
” Don’t go black!!!!!” -Amanda Bynes
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Bury me in your kitten heels!
MissHarlem says:
Dont care for this chick and Im still waiting for her to fall off the cliff to irrelevance
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She is already there in here boo. We don’t care bout her round herr.
NaijaGal says:
if I wanted to read about taylor I’d go on tmz, I come here for a reason and it’s not for the sprites or pink toes
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EVERY MAN YOU DATE IS NOT MEANT TO BE YOUR HUSBAND, SHE’S ONLY 23 THIS IS NORMAL BEHAVIOR SHE’LL BE FINE, SHE’S STILL FINDING OUT WHO SHE IS AND DEFINING HERSELF AS A WOMAN-SHE HAS PLENTY OF TIME TO SETTLE DOWN WHEN SHE’S OLDER, FOR NOW SHE SHOULD BE ENJOYING HERSELF AND FOCUSING ON HER
FOLKS NEED TO STOP PUSHING THESE GIRLS TO HURRY UP AND FIND A MAN AND SETTLE DOWN, ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVEN’T SOWED THEIR WILD OATS, MESS AROUND END UP DIVORCE OR A SWINGER, CAUSE YOU HAVENT LIVED YET
@WhoDat I’ll be 23 in Sept and I’m definitely thinking marriage and family. I think 23 is the age where most ppl start slowing down , at least most of my friends and I are. Not saying I’m in a rush or anything but I know I want to get married and have children one day. Taylor sounds like a used woman, who knows no will take serious now so she is “claiming” to be okay with being single
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
*drumroll*
Successful Women Think Differently – by Valorie Burton
Quotes to live by in Chapter 1 ….
- “To succeed at a high level, you must start expecting more.”
- “Put yourself around people who know more (‘and earn more’) than you, and learn all you can from them.”
- “…successful women think differently. They make decisions differently. They set goals differently. They bounce back from failure and adversity differently. They tap into their innate strengths differently. Fortunately, their habits are teachable.”
- “Sometimes sticking it out is not the best option. Sometimes you need to push the reset button and start again.”
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Amen
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
I ordered the insanity and I will start it on April 15th. If yall don’t hear from me bury me a G and spritz water on a gray tshirt and take a sharpie to it and right ‘insanity’ on it cause I didn’t get the original from Shawn T cause I died.
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Good Luck.
MissHarlem says:
Dont care for this chick and Im still waiting for her to fall off the cliff to irrelevance
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Yep
Bombshell Esq says:
I wish I had 0.5211515541 of a milli fcuk to give to this loose yt guhl…
I thought we should read some fiction, as well as something that can help us all out in life. I got 2 votes so this was the selection. #pluswearesupportingblackauthors
Who’s in?
Nakeya – Is that my future hubby in your gravi?
I’m going with 
Nakeya_j says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
*drumroll*
Successful Women Think Differently – by Valorie Burton
Quotes to live by in Chapter 1 ….
- “To succeed at a high level, you must start expecting more.”
- “Put yourself around people who know more (‘and earn more’) than you, and learn all you can from them.”
- “…successful women think differently. They make decisions differently. They set goals differently. They bounce back from failure and adversity differently. They tap into their innate strengths differently. Fortunately, their habits are teachable.”
- “Sometimes sticking it out is not the best option. Sometimes you need to push the reset button and start again.”
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__________________________
Is this the book ?
has 000000000000.0123988774646794649784 fuggs to give about this heffa that will forever play victim. i can’t stand the victim role
@naija
at “pink toes”
33
“<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
*drumroll*
Successful Women Think Differently – by Valorie Burton"
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Clearly no men are involved in this book club. SMH. How discriminatory…
@Vdot Before you fight Milky for him, just know that he eats more than grown people and will talk you to death.
Successful Women Think Differently – by Valorie Burton
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I’m in!!
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
I ordered the insanity and I will start it on April 15th. If yall don’t hear from me bury me a G and spritz water on a gray tshirt and take a sharpie to it and right ‘insanity’ on it cause I didn’t get the original from Shawn T cause I died.
Lol @ Taylor and all this hoe talk.
Different strokes for different folks. Swift has dated more men publically than Ciara but Ciara can’t catch a break, even in a blond weave.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I thought we should read some fiction, as well as something that can help us all out in life. I got 2 votes so this was the selection. #pluswearesupportingblackauthors
Who’s in?
_________________
I'm in but I want be able to get it until next week
I'm in transition at the present moment
@DTTS I will read it
Has anyone tried Hip Hop Abs?
Jenny
Successful Women Think Differently – by Valorie Burton
Quotes to live by in Chapter 1 ….
- “To succeed at a high level, you must start expecting more.”
- “Put yourself around people who know more (‘and earn more’) than you, and learn all you can from them.”
- “…successful women think differently. They make decisions differently. They set goals differently. They bounce back from failure and adversity differently. They tap into their innate strengths differently. Fortunately, their habits are teachable.”
- “Sometimes sticking it out is not the best option. Sometimes you need to push the reset button and start again.”
Crickett says:
It got ha on the game but, that blonde wig aint raise her stock THAT high.
Different strokes for different folks. Swift has dated more men publically than Ciara but Ciara can’t catch a break, even in a blond weave.
^^^WANNA KNOW WHY?? Read #8
if I wanted to read about taylor I’d go on tmz, I come here for a reason and it’s not for the sprites or pink toes
KEYA irrelevance in LIFE not just this blog
I say time and time again its not about her hoppin from one d!ck to another as most of us in our 20′s have its the PERCEPTION. Women can not do that in a public forum without the talk that comes along with it. I didnt make these rules its just what it is. Their have been other starlets etc that was young but we didnt know which d!ck they fckn this month. She just needs to do her do privately and not out if she doesnt want people askin her about her life
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It’s Official
MissHarlem says:
Dont care for this chick and Im still waiting for her to fall off the cliff to irrelevance
I love Taylor Swift
DTS I will get it
who knows no will take serious now so she is “claiming” to be okay with being single
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I dont care about this heffa, but why does she have to be “claiming” that she’s okay with being single. Maybe she realized she’s not ready to settle down yet and is at peace with that. She has an “I get it in look” about her, so for all we know, she could be busting it wide open on the side and these 35 year old men don’t know how to handle her hot in the azz azz.
Crickett says:
Different strokes for different folks. Swift has dated more men publically than Ciara but Ciara can’t catch a break, even in a blond weave.
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Hell Hanna Montanna gets called all kinds of b*tches and hoes, only been with one dude and yet Taylor gets a pass.
I have been speed walking the airport on my breaks however I get stopped by ppl that are lost constantly so I need something to get my stamina up.
This is all Swift MANUFACTURED MACHINE MESS IMB
Ciara can’t catch a break, even in a blond weave.
She aint black so we throw stones at our own as if the world aint already throwing boulders
SON
chick irks me
In the words of MamaDiva at least she ain’t a poe yt girl!
I’m in transition at the present moment
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you see the way my bank account is set up…
Who clocking Taylor puzzay miles
MsTake, you joining the SR Book Club?
is this a real topic?
why??
who cares about pale’or swift??
lemme roll up…
oh hey yawlz
s
FAYLA
hey hun
YNH happy the job is workin you OUT
I ain’t reading them girly books…….I’m still reading The Walking Dead series that I acquired to make sure I get my zombie fix.
goat76 says:
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
I ordered the insanity and I will start it on April 15th. If yall don’t hear from me bury me a G and spritz water on a gray tshirt and take a sharpie to it and right ‘insanity’ on it cause I didn’t get the original from Shawn T cause I died.
————
Good Luck.
^^^
I COMPLETED IT WITH SOME FRIENDS OF MINE, DON’T DO IT BY YOURSELF YOU NEED SOMEONE THERE WITH YOU IN CASE YOU HAVE TO CALL THE PARAMEDICS, IT’S THAT SERIOUS, DO WHAT YOU CAN, REST WHEN YOU NEED TO, AND YES YOU WILL THINK HE’S TRYING TO KILL YOU AND/OR DRIVE YOU INSANE
I COULD HAVE NEVER DONE IT BY MYSELF
Boygahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
New Book Alert 
BAD did you not see that text yesterday
you can lose weight just by eating right, long as you got a calorie deficit of 500 cals a day or 3500 a week, you’ll lose a pound. all these new exercises wasn’t out back in the day, n people still got fit. dont waste ya money, unless you get it dubbed by a homie like i did. then i sold copies fo 5 dollas
shout out 2 this honeybun that i know i have NO BUSINESS EATING!!
its soooo good tho..
I say time and time again its not about her hoppin from one d!ck to another as most of us in our 20?s have its the PERCEPTION. Women can not do that in a public forum without the talk that comes along with it. I didnt make these rules its just what it is. Their have been other starlets etc that was young but we didnt know which d!ck they fckn this month. She just needs to do her do privately and not out if she doesnt want people askin her about her life
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True.
Paramedics
#thehail 
@the woman i luv…no hunty..i didnt get no fuggin text
Boygahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
MsTake, you joining the SR Book Club?
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We ain't even discussed Underneath it All, unless I missed the discussion
I say time and time again its not about her hoppin from one d!ck to another as most of us in our 20?s have its the PERCEPTION. Women can not do that in a public forum without the talk that comes along with it. I didnt make these rules its just what it is. Their have been other starlets etc that was young but we didnt know which d!ck they fckn this month. She just needs to do her do privately and not out if she doesnt want people askin her about her life
^^^
UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS VERY TRUE, SO FAWK BUT BE PRIVATE OR DEVELOP A VERY THICK SKIN
Chan & Man,
We didn’t know that you guys were interested. We will make sure the next selection is unisex
So for now, Deal With It 
#ikidikid
@vdot I just don’t think anyone would be okay being single for the rest of their life like she is saying
Still trying to understand how slow country music ends up in a 50 min work out mix
Good morning everyone…. Book club?
<– really says I'm in. When do we need to be finished with the book?
Does Taylor get called ‘loose’ in the (yt) media? I know they call her like a serial dater but, I don’t recall her being called ‘loose’ or even being called ‘fast’ etc….her stock still high. She just said this shii in an interview cuz she aint got shii else eyebrow raising to say
Diva says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
MsTake, you joining the SR Book Club?
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I said I enjoyed the message and thought that it was something that needs to be pushed into our youth etc. Kinda puts me in the mind of TP's Temptation 
We ain't even discussed Underneath it All, unless I missed the discussion
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We had a discussion MsDiva
Thanks Intense…I will take that into consideration.
Hey MissH-Yes job is great.
I was eating almonds yesterday. The kids were in their room and I was in the living room. Well I choked on an almond and the kids aint heard shyt. Threw up everywhere and pissed myself. As I’m laying in my own fluids they come in and say “can we have some cookies?” I swear I’m rethinking my living situation. They need to move.
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Nikke, I think we should give everyone through this weekend to get it, and then we can decide
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Diva says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
MsTake, you joining the SR Book Club?
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We ain't even discussed Underneath it All, unless I missed the discussion
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We had a discussion MsDiva I said I enjoyed the message and thought that it was something that needs to be pushed into our youth etc. Kinda puts me in the mind of TP's Temptation
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drunk? 
Where the heyul was I, in the
@ Man, they can have those books. We should start our own club, but replace the books with high quality black porn.
They ain’t got time for you dying, they want COOKIES yo!!!!
Is that the wifey and she ain’t said nuthing to meh this morning? humph heffa
Maybe in 20 years she will be alone, have AIDS and walk with a limp.
Miany says:
Does Taylor get called ‘loose’ in the (yt) media? I know they call her like a serial dater but, I don’t recall her being called ‘loose’ or even being called ‘fast’ etc….her stock still high. She just said this shii in an interview cuz she aint got shii else eyebrow raising to say
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Until she goes off on someone or gets called a fire crotch, she will not be interesting. Only thing that made her stock as high as it’s been is Ye.
@ynh
@vdot I just don’t think anyone would be okay being single for the rest of their life like she is saying
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Gotcha! I didn’t read it as her being single forever (those were Sandy’s words
) More so, there’s no telling how/where her life would end up. But I really don’t have any fuggs to give about this heffa 
I don’t think she gets slammed like that by the other media.
But I’d heard she keeps getting dumped bc she WON’T give it up.
I was eating almonds yesterday. The kids were in their room and I was in the living room. Well I choked on an almond and the kids aint heard shyt. Threw up everywhere and pissed myself. As I’m laying in my own fluids they come in and say “can we have some cookies?” I swear I’m rethinking my living situation. They need to move.
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OMG hahahahahhaah I am glad your ok, but OMG they had not one care to give about your problem…Wait how old are they?
@wifey u gonna stop calling me a heffa.. how r u today sweetie?
CHAN & MAN…. *whispers* Can I join yall club
We should start our own club, but replace the books with high quality black porn.
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@Chan – And do you think you’re going to keep us out of that club??
If anything, you may have more people in there than the book club 
poor Gyps
Divaaaa & Nikkeeeeee
What book is up? i did NOT read the last one..
Thank u Harlem
lawd…
@dtts you giving me more love than the wifey
CHAN Im all IN if thats the case
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Milky, we’ve got our new book selection. See #31
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I guess you ain't gone tell me bout the new book *throws chair*
Tainted_Love says:
@vdot I just don’t think anyone would be okay being single for the rest of their life like she is saying
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Millions of people out here in the world are cool with being single the rest of their lives.
<<<<<<those selfish cookie eating heffas are 7 and 5!
MsTake, you joining the SR Book Club?
by <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers on Apr 9, 2013 at 11:45 am
I actually would love to. I used to read a lot before I started birthing babies. Oh and I got married at 23 
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Stop looking at me with LaLa eyes
(walking back in with kitten heels) we still married
Well I choked on an almond and the kids aint heard shyt. Threw up everywhere and pissed myself.
___________________
All of you women are invited to the Mile High Black Porno Club. Miany, you are in! Who else needs a prime membership?
Tt says:
I don’t think she gets slammed like that by the other media.
But I’d heard she keeps getting dumped bc she WON’T give it up.
^^ That probably aint true. YT media got her back so they’re spinning it so folk don’t start tabulating her body count. Her stock still high. Watch her marry someone distinguished.
Milky says:
@wifey u gonna stop calling me a heffa.. how r u today sweetie?
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hey sweetness! 
I knows how to get yo attention
@Bad
hey beautimous one!
Tainted- I see where you are coming from. I think she is just saying this for the magazine interview. Everyone wants to be loved. It’s human nature. Whether we allow someone to do it and are mature enough to accept it is totally up to us and if we’re mature enough to handle it or jsut dont have up a bunch of walls either.
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
I was eating almonds yesterday. The kids were in their room and I was in the living room. Well I choked on an almond and the kids aint heard shyt. Threw up everywhere and pissed myself. As I’m laying in my own fluids they come in and say “can we have some cookies?” I swear I’m rethinking my living situation. They need to move.
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MissHarlem says:
CHAN Im all IN if thats the case
________________
I rest my case
Tainted_Love says:
I hate her face!
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I can’t stand this little rat faced pie hole either. She grates my nerves. She only dates famous people. Is seen out and about with them everywhere. Then writes songs bashing each ex, but wants the public to stay out of her love life. Chile Boo. Have a seat!
iAmChan says:
All of you women are invited to the Mile High Black Porno Club. Miany, you are in! Who else needs a prime membership?
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let me check with the e-hubby and see if we can get in this here club…we gots to do our own thing along though
Young dumb and full of…
Miany says:
Tt says:
I don’t think she gets slammed like that by the other media.
But I’d heard she keeps getting dumped bc she WON’T give it up.
^^ That probably aint true. YT media got her back so they’re spinning it so folk don’t start tabulating her body count. Her stock still high. Watch her marry someone distinguished.
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She’s still considered America’s Sweetheart.
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
<<<<<<those selfish cookie eating heffas are 7 and 5!
^^ They cute though. You know they aint heard you choking. If they heard u they woulda ran in there and did a bootleg heimlich (sp) on you
@DTS
“Chan & Man,
We didn’t know that you guys were interested. We will make sure the next selection is unisex So for now, Deal With It
#ikidikid”
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That’s ok. I know when I’m not welcome.
<<reading "Big Booty Hoes Monthly"
Did you throw yourself over the back of a chair
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I CAN SEE MY CRAY CRAY ARSE TRYING THIS AND BREAKING MY BACK OR THE CHAIR AND STILL CHOKING AND BLACKING OUT
I was eating almonds yesterday. The kids were in their room and I was in the living room. Well I choked on an almond and the kids aint heard shyt. Threw up everywhere and pissed myself. As I’m laying in my own fluids they come in and say “can we have some cookies?” I swear I’m rethinking my living situation. They need to move.
y’all let me know when it’s ok to laugh….wondering if her kids ate the piss almonds
by YOUR NAME HERE! on Apr 9, 2013 at 11:52 am
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I am glad you are ok
@MissHarlem did you watch Dallas last nite? It was on for two hours. I did not..had to DVR it cause my dumb azz took some diet pills that fugged me up!
I don’t know what I was thanking!
DTTS that other book kinda…sucked
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Threw up everywhere and pissed myself. As I’m laying in my own fluids they come in and say “can we have some cookies?” I swear I’m rethinking my living situation. They need to move.
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I swear I’m not trying to laugh at your near death experience but this part got me rolling!!
I’m sorry!!
And I doubt being that since she was with dude Katy Perry was with she wasn’t giving it up.
As well as Harlem and VDot, and any other of you Roses that like to see high quality material.
The first video that will be featured is a porn parody, and it goes by the name of: This Ain’t Good Times. I take it that it’s gonna be Dy-No-Mite!
VDOT shuddap Im just sayin thats a club Im already the President in
I tried to remember that over the chair thingy but when you are actually choking you forget and I’m 6 feet and that chair wouldn’t have worked but that’s how I ended in the kitchen. I was trying to get water and I swear it made it worse. That’s when I pissed myself. My bladder aint shyt!
@CHAN
“All of you women are invited to the Mile High Black Porno Club. Miany, you are in! Who else needs a prime membership?”
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Definitely can’t invite all these hoes. Some of em better off not being in on this dawg. Trust me…
Maybe in 20 years she will be alone, have AIDS and walk with a limp.
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I LIKE THE TEMPTATION COMPARISON
BUT SHE ONLY HAD 2 LOVERS THAT WAS FAWKED UP 
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
I tried to remember that over the chair thingy but when you are actually choking you forget and I’m 6 feet and that chair wouldn’t have worked but that’s how I ended in the kitchen. I was trying to get water and I swear it made it worse. That’s when I pissed myself. My bladder aint shyt!
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mine either
that last part
iAmChan says:
All of you women are invited to the Mile High Black Porno Club. Miany, you are in! Who else needs a prime membership?
^^^^^^^^^^
iAmChan says:
All of you women are invited to the Mile High Black Porno Club. Miany, you are in!
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I feel for you. My five year old (the bad butt in the picture) would of looked and said something like Mommy, your to old to pee pee on your self. And then after he got the cookies, then asked if I was alright. smh damn kids.
just got back from LUNCH wit my gossping azz co-workers… WHAT WE TA’MBOUT
YNH glad you ok but you know good and well you make me laugh the way you tell stories
sorry hun
DIVA you beat me to it I was just about to font you. Girl I had to record it when it came on at 11 bc I missed the first hour when it started at 8. I fell asleep watchin TI and em. I know they gonna have me fightin all my air with last nights epi
@ynh u are
from eating almonds without any supervision!!!
PISS, ALMONDS, AND PORNO
TOPICS BEING COVERED AT THE MOMENT
im sooooooooooooooooo bored
It’s ok to laugh because with my life and the shyt that comes along with it that’s all I do. But them heffas weren’t concerned at all. But the best part is my mama coming home to me mopping the floor and cursing putting clothes in the washing machine wrapped in a big ass beach towel.
Maybe in 20 years she will be alone, have AIDS and walk with a limp.
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I LIKE THE TEMPTATION COMPARISON BUT SHE ONLY HAD 2 LOVERS THAT WAS FAWKED UP
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I think she passed the mark of two while she was with ol boy tho!
Somebody say something about porno club?
@ VDot, nawwww….the photography is legit, lmao. For some reason, I’d rather watch the porno than be involved on the “business” side of it…..dem hoes nasty…..with the exception of Roxy Reynolds, as she can get it. Lmao.
Diva and Harlem I DVR’d Dallas and have not watched it yet. Don’t be telling secrets
goat76 says:
Somebody say something about porno club?
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*jumping up and down* can we join?
@chan we can star in our own personal porno.. GOT MILK????
CHAN Roxy aint the same no mo but she still aight. I remember when she was tight ahhh the good ol days
MissTaken says:
Diva and Harlem I DVR’d Dallas and have not watched it yet. Don’t be telling secrets
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No worries, I didn’t see it either!
I think she passed the mark of two while she was with ol boy tho
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I WAS HOPING NOT WITH HER OLE COUNTRY NAIVE AINT NEVA HAD ANY OTHER DACK, DRUGGIN AND DEVIL POSSESED CUSSING HER MAMA OUT ARSE, BUT DAMN KARMA FUGGED HER UP
@BAD INFLUENCE
“im sooooooooooooooooo bored ”
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I know the sign!!! Here I cum!
@ Goat, you already have a reserved membership bruh…as do all straight males from the blog….yes I am discriminating because I ain’t having no porno convo with a dude that twirls and uses lip gloss
MISST
I wont do that I take my Dallas serious lol
The first porn I ever watched was Deep Throat. I watched it with my cousin’s and our older cousin’s boyfriend. He looked at me and said “see this is why I never make fun of your lips” I didn’t understand that until I sucked my first dack and that nigga(ex hubby) purchased me my first herring bone necklace and bracelet to match. #sayyesstosoupcoolers
Lmao @ the SR Productions Inc. feature porno: Chan Get’s A Milky Mustache.
@INENSE
“I think she passed the mark of two while she was with ol boy tho
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I WAS HOPING NOT WITH HER OLE COUNTRY NAIVE AINT NEVA HAD ANY OTHER DACK, DRUGGIN AND DEVIL POSSESED CUSSING HER MAMA OUT ARSE, BUT DAMN KARMA FUGGED HER UP
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“Attack me! Right here in the kitchen!”-Judith
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We can go to the proper place and do this in the bedroom but I’m goin to act like this never happened.” -Lame azz Ninja
He looked at me and said “see this is why I never make fun of your lips”
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rumor has it Kanye released a song called “But I’m Hitting It Now.”
Yes @Vdot- Had that nigga looking out the blinds cause he said he know that I had to have a man somewhere stalking me.
He looked at me and said “see this is why I never make fun of your lips”
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A good BJ is a helluva drug! Having ninjas all strung out!!
@Man
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
rumor has it Kanye released a song called “But I’m Hitting It Now.”
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what an appropriate song to have about ur baby’s mama!!!
“Attack me! Right here in the kitchen!”-Judith
” We can go to the proper place and do this in the bedroom but I’m goin to act like this never happened.” -Lame azz Ninja
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So she was asking him to fugg her or jump on her?
Havent seen it yet. Key West theatre doesn’t offer Military Discount ($10.75) and the Gift card I got got the $10 theatre is to be used on a mommy son date when the croods goes there.
Next KHumpries gonna make a song Man!
#andthenyou 
Attack me! Right here in the kitchen!”-Judith
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SHIAT I WANTED TO FUG HER & PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY BECAUSE I FELT EMBARRASSED FOR HER AND HIM, MOSTLY HER WHEN HIS PUNK ARSE RESPONDED WITH THAT BS
I SETTLED FOR A HEARTY LAUGHT INSTEAD
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
“Attack me! Right here in the kitchen!”-Judith
” We can go to the proper place and do this in the bedroom but I’m goin to act like this never happened.” -Lame azz Ninja
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So she was asking him to fugg her or jump on her?
^^ She wanted some rough passionate love making…. He was a plain type country man. He believes the bed is the only appropriate place to make love to his wife.
A good BJ is a helluva drug! Having ninjas all strung out!!
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<—- Got a whole new outfit with a Coach purse after surving up my soup coolers.
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
“Attack me! Right here in the kitchen!”-Judith
” We can go to the proper place and do this in the bedroom but I’m goin to act like this never happened.” -Lame azz Ninja
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I can see why he was thrown off she was growling and slapping him and shyt. But most dudes still woulda hit…even if she was foaming at the mouth.
She wanted some rough passionate love making…. He was a plain type country man. He believes the bed is the only appropriate place to make love to his wife.
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Poor thing. He should’ve known better. I hope in life that there isn’t any more of those guys left. (that thinks the bed room is the only place for sex for them and their spouse)
If he wont do it, someone else definitely will
Razzle, let’s see what folks that never get gifted nathan are gonna say/font *snickers* #haters
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Razzle, let’s see what folks that never get gifted nathan are gonna say/font *snickers* #haters
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But most dudes still woulda hit…even if she was foaming at the mouth
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THIS
“Attack me! Right here in the kitchen!”-Judith
” We can go to the proper place and do this in the bedroom but I’m goin to act like this never happened.” -Lame azz Ninja
Damn shame…ole boy had her poppin Mollys n fukking in the toilet and car 
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Matta fact she was coming back for more!
I can see why he was thrown off she was growling and slapping him and shyt. But most dudes still woulda hit…even if she was foaming at the mouth
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yea that should have opened his eyes up to something. A WOMAN HAS NEEEEDS
But most dudes still woulda hit…even if she was foaming at the mouth.
I would never forget seeing this severly disabled chick in my old building in MD..she looked…interesting.
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Then I see her pregnant two months later and I was like
Did someone rape you?! Can you believe that lil hussy was HOEIN?!
So she getting checks cuz she got one eye north and one west, but got time to be throwing it back on some dyck n catching semen.
Gigiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Razzle
Damn shame…ole boy had her poppin Mollys n fukking in the toilet and car
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Popped a molly I’m fuggin WHOOO Popped a molly I’m Fuggin! WHOO!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD OMGAWD!!
BISH WHERE YA BEEN?!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
When I read bout the necklace and the clothes and purse I was 
I have received gifts from men….. I aint neva get nuffin butta mouf full a qCUMber after below jobs though
Razzle, let’s see what folks that never get gifted nathan are gonna say/font *snickers* #haters
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Afternoon peeps!!
Oh Miany
So she getting checks cuz she got one eye north and one west
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If she got lottery ball eyes she needed a check
Gigi26 says:
But most dudes still woulda hit…even if she was foaming at the mouth.
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I would never forget seeing this severly disabled chick in my old building in MD..she looked…interesting.
Then I see her pregnant two months later and I was like Did someone rape you?! Can you believe that lil hussy was HOEIN?!
So she getting checks cuz she got one eye north and one west, but got time to be throwing it back on some dyck n catching semen.
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that bish is cross-eyed as fugg from that description.
Bad!!
GiGi!!!
There’s this girl I grew up with. She’s mentally disabled in some form I forgot what it was called, but she basically had the traits as young child. Had not seen her since I graduated HS. She requested me on FB one day…She had just had a baby. She was living with her BF from what my mom had told me. I was
because I can only picture her as sweet little :insert name here: definitely not sexually active. 
Suprised the hell out of me.
@diva how r u
Popped a molly I’m fuggin WHOOO Popped a molly I’m Fuggin! WHOO!
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Who Dat says:
So she getting checks cuz she got one eye north and one west
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If she got lottery ball eyes she needed a check
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Kdud you need to drive downstairs and read what mamadiva said to me yestaday
I mean
Bad I missed a key stroke
@dtts…
My bad habit got a crazy azz middle o’ the night below job Sunday night goin into Monday morning…. His azz overslept and ALL talkin bout I drained him. He owes me. He owes me a handbag AND a necklace!!!
marquez269 says:
@diva how r u
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I’m good for a tuesday that I am wish was friday already dammit and you?
SOooo on chick who let Bob Whitfield beat site they sayin Ciara and Future got matchin tatts. He gotta ‘C’ on the left ring finger and she gotta ‘N’ on hers.
Razzle, let’s see what folks that never get gifted nathan are gonna say/font *snickers* #haters
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SO I’M SLOW AS HELL, I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MOLLY IS BASICALLY HEROIN ?!?!
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
SO I’M SLOW AS HELL, I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MOLLY IS BASICALLY HEROIN ?!?!
^^ It’s a bunch of shii they say it’s the clean version of exstacy… but i dunno what it is so I’m afraid of it. Slide me a fiyah J and that’s it. Ion get into drugs.
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
Maybe in 20 years she will be alone, have AIDS and walk with a limp.
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I LIKE THE TEMPTATION COMPARISON BUT SHE ONLY HAD 2 LOVERS THAT WAS FAWKED UP
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FUKK
is that how the movie really ended. IF SO YA”LL DONE FUKKED IT UP FOR ME. I CAN KEEP MY $7 in my pocket