Morning Wood: Byron Bullock

Byron Bullock photographed by Choice Skinner for JHS Photography

Loyal reader Cam Montgomery writes:

Byron Bullock, 26, was raised in California and has enjoyed a pro football career with the Canadian Football League. Byron is now stateside and is tackling the rigors of launching an acting career.

Byron’s Instagram

Byron Bullock photographed by Choice Skinner for JHS Photography3

Byron Bullock photographed by Choice Skinner for JHS Photography2

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Photos: Choice Skinner for JHS Photography

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    229 Responses to “Morning Wood: Byron Bullock”

    1. 1
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      :yes:

    2. 2
      VAALLDAY says:

      He’s yummy approved!

    3. 3
      Salliemae's Boosh says:

      He has really nice eyes. :swoon: Nice body and smile.

    4. 4
      CHA CHA says:

      how tall is he tho :shrug: I LIKETH ALOT

    5. 5
      Gigi26 says:

      AKA: He ain’t got no job!

      He aight tho :thumbsup:

    6. 6
      Buttercup says:

      Okay, Mr. Bullock. I likey.

      Hey Cam :winky:

    7. 7
      Who Dat says:

      I like him. :yes:

    8. 8
      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      Does Cam get a check for these submissions? He be :typing: Good look Morning Wood :grin:

    9. 9
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      His eyes are sooo sexy. :yes:

    10. 10
      Just Looking says:

      :tea: Him is Crute, and I approve this Morning Wood

      Eyes :yes:
      Bodti :yes:
      No visble pubes :yes:
      Teeth :yes:

      He’s a winner! :trophy:

    11. 11
      charleybrown says:

      YES!!!

    12. 12
      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      Wait before we give him an complete approval stamp… Somebody zoom in on his feet. If they look like eagle talons we gotta :banned: We got to be fair about judging these models like Draya :rofl:

    13. 13
      SassySandra says:

      Oh my…my…my… Those eyes… :heart:

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      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      Even Charley Brown done came out for this wood :ghost:

    16. 16
      Matchsticks says:

      :yes: :yes: and :yes:

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      missyJ says:

      He look like he got the Michael Jackson roundst them soup coolas but doable with the lights on and missionary even :coofee:

    19. 19
      Buttercup says:

      Heeyyy Cam! :waves:
      ========
      :hahaha:

    20. 20
      KyCakes says:

      Well hello there, youngster…. :hi:

      I like that pitcher of you in yo’ panties.. :yes:

      Side note: I need my conquests to wear boxer briefs…

    21. 21
      Matchsticks says:

      I mean, if we gonna nit pick his hair could be brushed down and smoothed more… :lol:

      But yeah, he’s NICE!

    22. 22
      missyJ says:

      AKA: He ain’t got no job!

      ============

      Tommy Syndrome… and you know he got some Canadian kids and won’t sign the :rules: fo they passport :rofl:

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      KyCakes says:

      missyJ says:

      He look like he got the Michael Jackson roundst them soup coolas
      ——————————————————————–
      Wat dat mouf do

      -Lil Duval

      :rofl:

    25. 25
      Just Looking says:

      ven Charley Brown done came out for this wood :ghost:
      ____________-
      That tickled me.

    26. 26

      say somethin bad: :think:

      his pants sagging… take em off!

      ion’t like briefs… take em off!

      ion’t like the hat… take it off!

      There. Now he purrfuct!

    27. 27
      Buttercup says:

      Byronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn in in in in in in!
      =======
      What has gotten into you? :rofl:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :bounce: nice piece of meat there!

      but why is he holding his stomach like he’s got something baking in there??

      :nono:

    30. 30
      Jdore says:

      Yas Lawd!! I’d :hump: him with the lights on! :thumbsup:

    31. 31

      Sandra, is you phucking Cam?
      :coffee:

    32. 32
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      There. Now he purrfuct!

      ______________

      I see what you did Buttah! :rofl: You nassy.

    33. 33
      Matchsticks says:

      @luVn

      :rofl: he hongrayyy!

    34. 34
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      Oops, I mean Nancy! :lol:

    35. 35

      It’s sprangtime Butter! The sun is shining… today’s pollen count is high, which means, so am EYE! :yahoo:

    36. 36
      sassyshe says:

      Is cam a pimp cause 90% of the submission come from him

    37. 37
      luVn_liFe... says:

      His PanTies though,KY??

      :rofl:

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      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      @OTB: I am scared for my son (1) to play football. Not because of the hits.. but because of his diddy. He is going to want to coach and yell at him Florida style. He is going to be calling them kids PANs and we gone get kicked out the league for life :facepalm:

      My son face when we get kicked out :eek:
      My son face 90% of the time cause his eyes big :eek:

    39. 39
      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      Man asked if SR and Cam was tangling :ghost:

    40. 40
      luVn_liFe... says:

      @mathstiX

      He’s REAl HONGaRRRRRY Then :|

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      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      Sandra, is you phucking Cam?

      ______________________

      I’m gonna go out on a limb and say ‘nah’ :nono:

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      missyJ says:

      My son face 90% of the time cause his eyes big :eek:

      =============

      SEW wrong :rofl:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      He look like he got the Michael Jackson roundst them soup coolas
      ——————————————————————–
      Wat dat mouf do
      -Lil Duval
      :rofl:
      _____________

      Not funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    45. 45
      luVn_liFe... says:

      B :happy: WhadupGAL!

    46. 46

      Byron Bullock

      Supervisor

      Life Circle group home

      2006– 2013 (7 years)

      1. Meet with clients regularly, giving support and discuss any difficulties or problem that may need referral to other social services.
      2. Responsible for distributing prescription medication to clients on a daily basis 3 times a day.
      3. Assist in evaluating the treatment programs by monitoring changes in residents’ behaviors
      _______________

      :think:
      Sooo… he just got fired from his job at a nursing home and strarted trickin for Cam huh?

    47. 47
      OutsidetheBox says:

      His eyes are wide set…. like Brandy … I have that going on too.

    48. 48

      Sandra said she and Cam just frens…
      see the way her vortex is set-up… Cam ain’t got the key to her :lock:
      :chase: :kona:

    49. 49
      SOTHERNGRL says:

      He done let one out the basement for their photo shoot. Look at his eyes he been down in that dark basement. I see you Cam.

    50. 50
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      :dead: that @Man went and pulled this nigguh’s resume! :rofl:

    51. 51
      OutsidetheBox says:

      What has gotten into you? :rofl:
      __________

      A hoe. Fukking gardening. :rofl: :rofl:

    52. 52

      Nice, real nice *bernie mac voice*

      @Iheart it may or may not cost you $80 :lol:

      but the site it iam dot collegeboard dot org. if you cant get to it then google it and then register thru there.

    53. 53
      Buttercup says:

      :ghost: leave it to someone in the garden to get the skinny on Byrooooon in in in in in in.

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      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      He done pulled his rezoomay :crying1: You can’t be cute and successful :nono: The menfolk round here going to find some dirt on you. ALL of the Roses is jealous and bitter and single. Even the mens

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      It’s sprangtime Butter! The sun is shining… today’s pollen count is high, which means, so am EYE! :yahoo:
      ____________

      Orrrrr its the pollen. :rofl: :rofl: Dont read fitty one. :rofl:

    56. 56

      it don’t gotta be a “nursing home” (it could be a half-way house for folks tryna get clean/sober/productive)

      :hater:
      :rofl:

    57. 57
      Bird says:

      I wanna be his friend. I think he would be great for conversation. I don’t want to smash though. :no:

      :offtopic:

      Ion’t mean to start no stuff, but his been pressin on my mind since I saw recent pics. Does anyone think that Diggy Simmons is gay? If he is that’s just fine, but I looked at his Instagram this weekend and my gaydar went haywire.

    58. 58
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      Thanks! @Razz. Don’t they have some CLEP courses that are free for active duty? :thinking:

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      KyCakes says:

      :thumbsup: on the eyes….

      I had met this dude a long time ago and he was playing up his features over the phone…I got nice eyes, this and that…

      This nigga was wearing contacts… :rofl:

      Some of these ninjas are worse than their female counterparts…. :no:

      We’re good friends now and I clown him every chance I get about the contacts…

    60. 60
      Matchsticks says:

      @Man

      You pulled up his LinkedIn page or sumthin??? :eek: :dead:

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      SOTHERNGRL says:

      He done let one out the basement for their photo shoot. Look at his eyes he been down in that dark basement. I see you Cam.

      ______________

      don’t start this again :pray: please… :rofl:

      :ghost:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I am scared for my son (1) to play football. Not because of the hits.. but because of his diddy. He is going to want to coach and yell at him Florida style. He is going to be calling them kids PANs and we gone get kicked out the league for life :facepalm:
      My son face when we get kicked out :eek:
      My son face 90% of the time cause his eyes big :eek:
      ________________

      Fukkin CRINE. The last pic I saw of Seq you tombout he was happy or something and all I saw was :biggrin: + :eek:

      Like, thats my baby. How his eyes dont even get smaller when you full on laughing :rofl: :heart:

    63. 63
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Heeeeeeeyyyyyy Luvie!!! :crying1: :woohoo: I been here eating peas all day! Where you been?!?! Come in sit down. Talk some chit! :hug:

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      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      This nigga was wearing contacts
      _________________

      I will never trust a nigga with colored contacts. :nono:

    65. 65
      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      @Missy J: His eyes is like this :eek: My DNA is all over them kids eyeballs.
      It’s endearing now but I bet he will piss me off in a few years when he get to :rolleyes: or looking at me crazy.
      I am going to say what my mama said to me “cut them big @$$ slanted eyes at me again see don’t I slap you into the middle of next week.
      You be like ma I was just looking at you :eek:
      Mama be like “well don’t look at me” :angry:
      So you look down and she be like “LOOK AT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO YOU” :eek: Oh so you wanna be smart and buck huh???? :whip:
      My life was HORT

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Yall gone get me fukking fired today. OMFG. :crying1:

    67. 67
      luVn_liFe... says:

      EATING.
      PEAS?

      ~~~~~~~~
      aint you only 101lbs :eek:

    68. 68

      So… I found out who this Cam person is.
      Nigga look like Danny Glover, no exaggeration. He look like he older than Mr. Glover tho. He into “the church” and show a lot of teeth.

      :coffee:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :hahaha:
      MIstake, that Gravie… :wtf:

      B Ive bean slaving for my sorry qrtly bonus :crying1:

    70. 70

      A hoe. Fukking gardening. :rofl: :rofl:

      ____________________

      :shocked:
      *runs crying from post (with my gardening apron open in the byke) :buttshake: )

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Diggy Simmons
      ___________

      He reminds me of Pharrell, Bird. Ion know tho…you aint the first to ask such.

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      Buttercup says:

      It’s sprangtime Butter! The sun is shining… today’s pollen count is high, which means, so am EYE! :yahoo:
      =========
      So we have at least 44 days of this? I’m not sure I’m going to make it :hahaha:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      He into “the church” and show a lot of teeth.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~
      WEllP there it is! :nono: CANNOT Be Trusted :no:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      show a lot of teeth.
      ____________

      *spits out oatmeal* :rofl: :rofl: Somebody was walking in here and turned around im laughing so hard :rofl: LMAO

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      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      Diggy Simmons is gay?
      _________________
      How old is he? Since I don’t know if he is underaged yet… I ain;t gonna read the comments until I font this… He got “they” mouth. See Chris Bosh and EJAy for examples…… And he looks like he could stunt double for Mama Jones
      :pumkash hands: :peace:

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      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      @Man, can we see him in your link? :rofl: You fukkin roses are some private detectives! :hahaha:

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      Gigi26 says:

      :rofl: :rofl: MAN :crying: GTFO!

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      @NANCY DREW
      “it don’t gotta be a “nursing home” (it could be a half-way house for folks tryna get clean/sober/productive)”
      ____________

      It’s for the handicapped and mentally disabled.

      …wonder why he only mentioned playing canadian football…
      :coffee:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      You pulled up his LinkedIn page or sumthin??? :eek: :dead:
      ______________

      You just do not understand <— Kourtney Kardash voice.

      I am fukking CRYING right now. This nigg spent all morning telling us what now? :crying1:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :rofl:
      :rofl:
      :rofl:

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      Dont read fitty one. :rofl:

      _______________________

      You may use your husky fangas to write me down in history
      With your bitter, twisted wide-set eyes,
      You may trod me in the very dirt/potting soil,
      But still, like natural hair, I’ll rise………. :nun:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      His eyes is like this :eek: My DNA is all over them kids eyeballs.
      It’s endearing now but I bet he will piss me off in a few years when he get to :rolleyes: or looking at me crazy.
      I am going to say what my mama said to me “cut them big @$$ slanted eyes at me again see don’t I slap you into the middle of next week.
      You be like ma I was just looking at you :eek:
      Mama be like “well don’t look at me” :angry:
      So you look down and she be like “LOOK AT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO YOU” :eek: Oh so you wanna be smart and buck huh???? :whip:
      My life was HORT
      _________________

      :wail: :wail:

      Last night, Puma mother in law? “That stupid face gonna get you stupid faced?” IDK what the fukk she said but I was :rofl: :rofl: She was SEW DAMN MAD :ghost:

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      KyCakes says:

      Internet dating….
      I swear, only the facially challenged ninjas talk about “I’m loyal and loving”

      I bet you are, bew :tea:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      LeBron James is coming out with a mixtape, with Jay-Z, Drake, Rick Ross, Meek, Snoop Lion, Kendrick Lamar and others.
      ~~~~~~~
      WEll I do DECLARE!
      :tea:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :pumkash hands: :peace:
      ___________

      I aint even gonna make it till three. Bout to walk all the way to Carolina so I can walk past Dubb’s receptionist at 3pm sharp. :rofl: :rofl: :wail:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      aint you only 101lbs :eek:
      ___________

      Bwahahahahaa :yes: And a French model.

      :hahaha:

    87. 87
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      You may use your husky fangas to write me down in history
      With your bitter, twisted wide-set eyes,
      You may trod me in the very dirt/potting soil,
      But still, like natural hair, I’ll rise……….

      __________________

      That last line KILT me! :ghost: You on a role today! :rofl:

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      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      Fukkin CRINE. The last pic I saw of Seq you tombout he was happy or something and all I saw was :biggrin: + :eek:
      ____________________
      Fren let me search my phone for another picture so you can see him smiling and not. They both gone look like this :eek:
      @Luvie :happy: I am waiting for you to be petty about something. I live for it :lol:
      Who said Cam look like Danny from Beloved??????? Round here having slave sess with the models

    89. 89
      SummerBaby says:

      @Man
      :hahaha: :rofl:

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      missyJ says:

      Nigga look like Danny Glover, no exaggeration. He look like he older than Mr. Glover tho. He into “the church” and show a lot of teeth.

      ============================

      Gay Pimp

      I see you Cam :eek:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      *runs crying from post (with my gardening apron open in the byke) :buttshake: )
      ______________

      :rofl: :rofl: See I caint.

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      He into “the church” and show a lot of teeth.
      __________________________

      *closes the book of life*
      (ain’t nunna us in there) :ghost:

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      Who Dat says:

      Bout to walk all the way to Carolina so I can walk past Dubb’s receptionist at 3pm sharp.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Come on. Imma wait on ya.

    95. 95

      @KY
      “Internet dating….
      I swear, only the facially challenged ninjas talk about “I’m loyal and loving”

      I bet you are, bew ”
      ___________

      :rofl:
      man, I’m lookin for site for hoes just down to phuck and a decent meal!

      But yeah, you gotta know that online dating language translation:

      I love to cook = Im fat
      Love myself = I’m fat
      Natural beauty = I’m fat
      I don’t adhere to society blah blah blah = I’m fat

      It’s so much easier on us as dudes. This is just a small sample. :lol:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      You may use your husky fangas to write me down in history
      With your bitter, twisted wide-set eyes,
      You may trod me in the very dirt/potting soil,
      But still, like natural hair, I’ll rise………. :nun:
      ______________

      :crying1: You win the whole internet. What kind of new seeds you hunting. You desrve them. :rofl: Still I rise. My face …wet!

      Twisted wide set eyes :crying1: *mouths* I love you

    97. 97
      missyJ says:

      I am going to say what my mama said to me “cut them big @$$ slanted eyes at me again see don’t I slap you into the middle of next week.
      You be like ma I was just looking at you :eek:
      Mama be like “well don’t look at me” :angry:
      So you look down and she be like “LOOK AT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO YOU” :eek: Oh so you wanna be smart and buck huh???? :whip:
      My life was HORT

      ============================

      :hugs:

    98. 98
      luVn_liFe... says:

      OH we wu wei! :bounce:

      MOI Petty… :hahah: NEVER. basic and immoral, a little :tea:

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      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      :pumkash hands: :peace:
      ___________
      Why I started laughing like who wrote this??? Then I saw it was me :ashamed:
      Sends myself a SR message: Slow down you are :typing: so fass you don’t even know what you wrote or the jokes you told

    100. 100
      Matchsticks says:

      *closes the book of life*
      (ain’t nunna us in there) :ghost:
      ___________

      :wail: Is your name written in the lamb’s book of life??? #ihopeso

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      Who Dat says:

      @Man went and pulled this nigguh’s resume!

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I am so gatdayum proud of him right now. TRULY. :biggrin:

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      SOTHERNGRL says:

      Diggy Simmons is gay?
      *******************
      ION like to talk about folks chirren but I really hate to say I saw this yrs. ago ny gaydar been went off.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      That last line KILT me! :ghost: You on a role today! :rofl:
      _____________

      +1 :crine: :crying1: :dabseyes:

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      zurishay says:

      He looks like Anthony Mackey!

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      KyCakes says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      @KY
      “Internet dating….
      I swear, only the facially challenged ninjas talk about “I’m loyal and loving”

      I bet you are, bew ”
      ___________

      :rofl:
      man, I’m lookin for site for hoes just down to phuck and a decent meal!

      But yeah, you gotta know that online dating language translation:

      I love to cook = Im fat
      Love myself = I’m fat
      Natural beauty = I’m fat
      I don’t adhere to society blah blah blah = I’m fat

      It’s so much easier on us as dudes. This is just a small sample. :lol:
      ———————————————————————-
      :rofl:

      Man….Thank you for that translation. I shall take this legend with me where I go…

      Fat = The answer to ERY’THANG :lol:

    106. 106
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      man, I’m lookin for site for hoes just down to phuck and a decent meal!
      _________________

      Craigslist :coffee: Thank me later.

    107. 107

      Found “someone’s” LinkedIn page…

      Contributing Writer

      Front Seat Chronicles
      October 2013– Present (7 months)Greater Los Angeles Area
      I WRITE and CAST original short film scripts for the producers of FRONT SEAT CHRONICLES.

      Talent Coordinator
      CBS & Our House Productions
      September 2012– Present (1 year 8 months)Studio City, CA
      Serve as liaison between Exec. Producers and talent; Responsible for creating and regulating talent’s day-to-day itinerary and ensuring their comfort during Sequester periods; Coordinate with Exec. Producers the movement and comfortability of talent from location to location.

      Voice-Over Artist
      Freelance
      Privately Held; 51-200 employees; Media Production industry
      November 2010– Present (3 years 6 months)
      Voice-over artist for HD DSLR Workshops with Gale Tattersall

      Video Game Demo Host
      Disney Interactive Studios
      Public Company; 10,001+ employees; DIS; Computer Games industry
      June 2010– Present (3 years 11 months)Greater Los Angeles Area
      Demonstrate the latest, video games at E3 (Electronic Entertainment Expo) and D23 Expo.

      Owner/Talent Manager
      M. J. Management, Inc.
      September 2004– December 2010 (6 years 4 months)North Hollywood, CA
      Marketed, Strategized and Managed careers of actors.
      Placed clients with agents, acting coaches and photographers.
      Performed public relations duties: Booked print & online interviews & Orchestrated public appearances.

      Captain
      Patina Restaurant Group
      Privately Held; 1001-5000 employees; Restaurants industry
      2000– 2007 (7 years)

    108. 108
      OutsidetheBox says:

      LeBron James is coming out with a mixtape, with Jay-Z, Drake, Rick Ross, Meek, Snoop Lion, Kendrick Lamar and others.
      ~~~~~~~
      WEll I do DECLARE!
      :tea:

      ______________

      LE BRON JAMES. :eek: *drops mic*

      I did this earlier LuVie. Always worth a repeat. :heart: Or three peat :heart:

    109. 109
      Buttercup says:

      Man has me in tears :crying1: I hope no one walks past my cube in the next 3 minutes.

    110. 110
      Gigi26 says:

      Puma’s mother in law :no: Miss Denise, she just hate that nigga…WHY you want to fight his face?! :rofl:

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      missyJ says:

      Fat = The answer to ERY’THANG :lol:

      ================

      Don’t chu know skinty bishes ain’t got to say chit. And don’t let em have a lick of yt blood, then they exotic and don;t even hafta shower or brush they teeth

    112. 112
      Who Dat says:

      It’s for the handicapped and mentally disabled.

      …wonder why he only mentioned playing canadian football…

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Because he dont wanna be viewed like ole boy from Kill Bill who was raping them folks while they was comatose. Buck. Who drove the Pusscee Wagon that she stole.

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      Round here having slave sess with the models
      ________________________

      please explain… :popcorn:

      wait… too late… :ghost:

    114. 114
      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      Fren I just sent you the two pics via the book. Why he smiling in one and the other he not but his eyes the same :eek:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      He looks like Anthony Mackey!
      __________________

      !!!!!

      Good eye, Chuck!

    116. 116

      @HEARTS
      “man, I’m lookin for site for hoes just down to phuck and a decent meal!
      _________________

      Craigslist Thank me later.

      _________________

      Naw… Craiglist and “Backpages” got literal hoes. Like, they expect to be paid cash money. :nono:

      I’m lookin for “carefree” and “free spirited” attractive women. Who don’t care about societies restrictions placed on them about what they should and shouldn’t do with their vaginas. :yes:

      … but no payments coming from me.
      :coffee:

    117. 117
      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      *closes the book of life*
      (ain’t nunna us in there)
      ___________________
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    118. 118
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Tuck! Stupid correct! :cuss:

      Good eye, Tuck. :| Wonderpets. You had to be there.

    119. 119
      KyCakes says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      I WRITE and CAST original short film scripts for the producers of FRONT SEAT CHRONICLES.
      ———————————————————————
      As opposed to back seat chronicles? :tea:

    120. 120
      luVn_liFe... says:

      :wait:
      for the jokes to write themselves
      :lol:

    121. 121
      Gigi26 says:

      But I feel her though, many of time I used to fight my sister just cuz at that exact moment, her face just annoyed the shyt out of my life :no:

      We are best friends now :rofl:

    122. 122
      missyJ says:

      Diggy Simmons is gay?
      *******************
      ION like to talk about folks chirren but I really hate to say I saw this yrs. ago ny gaydar been went off.

      ================

      his wikipage say he murried nah :eek:

    123. 123
      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      Let me say my goodbyes cause I violated the emote rules. But it was either post all them big cry faces or scream like DTTS (a wounded cow) from the laughter I felt inside. (Kimberly Elise from Set it Off voice) I couldn’t get fired cause I NEEEDD MMMMYY MON-AY :hahaha:

    124. 124
      OutsidetheBox says:

      online dating language translation:

      I love to cook = Im fat
      Love myself = I’m fat
      Natural beauty = I’m fat
      I don’t adhere to society blah blah blah = I’m fat
      It’s so much easier on us as dudes. This is just a small sample. :lol:
      ____________

      I hate when you on that truth serum. :rofl: :rofl:

    125. 125
      luVn_liFe... says:

      OTB
      Whom are the cheerleaders/Dancers in ur gravie?

    126. 126
      Matchsticks says:

      I’m lookin for “carefree” and “free spirited” attractive women. Who don’t care about societies restrictions placed on them about what they should and shouldn’t do with their vaginas.
      ___________

      Black Planet….

    127. 127
      KyCakes says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      @HEARTS
      “man, I’m lookin for site for hoes just down to phuck and a decent meal!
      _________________

      Craigslist Thank me later.

      _________________

      Naw… Craiglist and “Backpages” got literal hoes. Like, they expect to be paid cash money. :nono:

      I’m lookin for “carefree” and “free spirited” attractive women
      ———————————————————————
      :warning:
      “carefree” and “free spirited” just means they don’t shave their underarms, legs and their pubic hair is thick enough to resemble the poster with Bill Preston humidity hair… Don’t do it :nono:

      Like the Boost commercial “you think this is wrong” ad campaign

    128. 128
      SOTHERNGRL says:

      @NANCYDREW o.k. I’m gonna be good. NEWHO I got me some flowers the other day. The hubby was like what the hail is going on Is this Callaway Gardens or some chit its go be so mannie bees round here I’m go have to go out the back door to go to work. I’m standing there like AND YO POINT.

    129. 129
      Bird says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      He reminds me of Pharrell, Bird. Ion know tho…you aint the first to ask such.
      ****************

      Oh ok. I thought it was just me. I went to check him out when I learned that he was 19 years old. I couldn’t believe how much time passed since I last saw him. I thought he was sweet on their show, but when he started rapping I saw the boy in him. Said boy is no longer in the building as far as my gaydar is concerned.

    130. 130
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      Dutchess and her thick ass lip got on my fukkin nerves with all that crying and shyt last night. :rollseyes: And Puma MIL woulda got laid theee fukk OWT. She so disrespectful yet want somebody to respect her. :stop: Bish please!

    131. 131
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Don’t chu know skinty bishes ain’t got to say chit. And don’t let em have a lick of yt blood, then they exotic and don;t even hafta shower or brush they teeth
      ______________

      :crying1:

    132. 132
      Gigi26 says:

      KyCakes n Man: OkCupid has some hoes I believe…and there’s always Christian Mingle :yes:

    133. 133
      KyCakes says:

      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:
      But it was either post all them big cry faces or scream like DTTS (a wounded cow)
      ———————————————————————-
      Oh My Gawd :rofl: :rofl:

      (That was only two, Sandra…Don’t send me the way of @Taken)

      *whispers* She bout to get exiled like that yak milk drinking abominable snowman from Monsters, Inc

    134. 134

      Talent Coordinator
      CBS & Our House Productions
      September 2012– Present (1 year 8 months)Studio City, CA
      Serve as liaison between Exec. Producers and talent; Responsible for creating and regulating talent’s day-to-day itinerary and ensuring their comfort during Sequester periods; Coordinate with Exec. Producers the movement and comfortability of talent from location to location.
      ____________________

      :rofl:

      Yall, read this job description ONE MO’ GIN. Let that chit sink into your brain. He ensures comfort during sequester periods!

      :rofl:

      Man, he trick off these niggas mayne! This dude Byron is a male gold digger! :rofl:

    135. 135
      Buttercup says:

      But I feel her though, many of time I used to fight my sister just cuz at that exact moment, her face just annoyed the shyt out of my life
      =======
      Is this why my brother said he wanted to flush me when I was a baby, but he knew I would stop up the stool? :casket:

    136. 136
      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      I’m lookin for “carefree” and “free spirited” attractive women. Who don’t care about societies restrictions placed on them about what they should and shouldn’t do with their vaginas. :yes:
      ___________________
      Check your local church :yes:

    137. 137
      OutsidetheBox says:

      As opposed to back seat chronicles? :tea:
      _____________

      WHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :crying1:

    138. 138
      San ah make ya dance says:

      :blink: Where the morning wood? :shrugs:

    139. 139

      Craigslist :tea: Thank me later.

      ___________________________

      or NOT (the Craig-ies also robbing & killin folk… you still gonna have to put out a 2-for-20 at the App)

    140. 140
      Gigi26 says:

      Hearts n Kisses: I saiid MAAAAYNE get that crackhead lookin hoe off my tv, she was really pissing me off!

      Can you imagine what her and Cease kid woulda looked like?! The struggles that child would have in this world with them two for parents?! :no:

      That bytch Dutchess lived in a foyer talmbout its a fukkin apt. Bytch please. Ole family room living ass bytch.

    141. 141
      Who Dat says:

      Serve as liaison between Exec. Producers and talent; Responsible for creating and regulating talent’s day-to-day itinerary and ensuring their comfort during Sequester periods; Coordinate with Exec. Producers the movement and comfortability of talent from location to location
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      A receptionist? Just fuggin SAY THAT.

      I greet em at the doh. (Serve as liaison between Exec. Producers and talent)

      I ask them do they want coffee and make travel arrangements and hotel reservations. (ensuring their comfort during Sequester periods)

      I call the hotel shuttle/cab to come get they azz. (Coordinate the movement and comfortability of talent from location to location)

      Nigga get LOST with that long title.

      EYE SEE RIGHT THRU YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW << Nicki voice.

    142. 142
      OutsidetheBox says:

      But I feel her though, many of time I used to fight my sister just cuz at that exact moment, her face just annoyed the shyt out of my life :no:
      We are best friends now :rofl:
      ______________

      :rofl: Hall of fame parents. Your parents belong in the hall of fame. Two of yall?!?! :rofl:

    143. 143
      KyCakes says:

      Gigi26 says:

      KyCakes n Man: OkCupid has some hoes I believe…and there’s always Christian Mingle :yes:
      ——————————————————————–
      Christian Mingle rejected my bio…Dunno why. All it said was:
      “I’d like to be nailed so hard I don’t wake up for three days”

      :rollseyes: CM and their “rules”

    144. 144
      Matchsticks says:

      and ensuring their comfort during Sequester periods
      ___________

      ^^^^^ :kona:

    145. 145
      San ah make ya dance says:

      Oh body shots :)

    146. 146

      FRONT SEAT CHRONICLES.
      _______________________

      :think: is this a Mister C production? :nono:

    147. 147
      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      ok. I thought it was just me. I went to check him out when I learned that he was 19 years old. I couldn’t believe how much time passed since I last saw him. I thought he was sweet on their show, but when he started rapping I saw the boy in him. Said boy is no longer in the building as far as my gaydar is concerned.
      _______________________________
      All this time I thought we was talking about Russy with his DWIGHT mouth. Dwight in both ways…WHITE AND what dat mouf do…
      :whiatle: take me to the king…. I don’t have much to bring..
      ole begging self :ghost: SHOUT OUT TO PHROU

    148. 148
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Whom are the cheerleaders/Dancers in ur gravie?
      ___________

      Florida :bball: dancers. :buttshake:

    149. 149
      Who Dat says:

      @Otb is you heah yet? Its time for that walk. Its 3-0-5 EST.

    150. 150
      San ah make ya dance says:

      had met this dude a long time ago and he was playing up his features over the phone…I got nice eyes, this and that…

      This nigga was wearing contacts… :rofl:
      ————-
      OMG :ghost:

    151. 151
      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      Meant Phro :danban: <feverishly dougie-ing

    152. 152
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :warning:
      “carefree” and “free spirited” just means they don’t shave their underarms, legs and their pubic hair is thick enough to resemble the poster with Bill Preston humidity hair… Don’t do it :nono:
      Like the Boost commercial “you think this is wrong” ad campaign

      ___________________

      :wail: Dont save him. :rofl:

    153. 153
    154. 154

      @MATCH STICKS
      “I’m lookin for “carefree” and “free spirited” attractive women. Who don’t care about societies restrictions placed on them about what they should and shouldn’t do with their vaginas.
      ___________

      Black Planet….
      __________________

      Man, I heard them hoes was on there giving puzzy away like stock in Enron a few years back… but I don’t think it’s jumpin like it used to be.

      Nigga said if you sent two messages she was droppin them panties back in the day! :yes:

    155. 155
      Matchsticks says:

      Christian Mingle rejected my bio…Dunno why. All it said was:
      “I’d like to be nailed so hard I don’t wake up for three days”
      ___________

      BOL for real!!!!!!!!!!! gatdammit! :hahaha:

    156. 156
      Gigi26 says:

      Christian Mingle rejected my bio…Dunno why. All it said was:
      “I’d like to be nailed so hard I don’t wake up for three days”

      CM and their “rules”
      —————————–
      :rofl: :ghost: You asked to be denied the gates of Dating Heaven! There’s lots of hoes on that site :yes:

    157. 157
      KyCakes says:

      :biggrin:

    158. 158
      Buttercup says:

      That bytch Dutchess lived in a foyer talmbout its a fukkin apt. Bytch please. Ole family room living ass bytch.
      =======
      :rofl: :wail:

    159. 159
      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      Yall, read this job description ONE MO’ GIN. Let that chit sink into your brain. He ensures comfort during sequester periods!
      ______________________________________
      :crying1: It’s over for you Cam. You been busted :rules: You can’t get one over on us.

    160. 160
      Who Dat says:

      Dont save him
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^
      He dont wanna be saved :headphones:

    161. 161
      SOTHERNGRL says:

      and show a lot of teeth.
      *****************
      Told yall something bout this ni99a didnt sit right in my spirit. That right there explains it.

    162. 162
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      FRONT SEAT CHRONICLES.
      _______________________

      :thinking: is this a Mister C production
      _________________

      You are voted of the island! :rofl: I just laughed so hard i farted!

    163. 163
      OutsidetheBox says:

      That bytch Dutchess lived in a foyer talmbout its a fukkin apt. Bytch please. Ole family room living ass bytch.
      _____________

      Here I come Dubb. Got held up by this boolchit. :wail: :dead:

    164. 164
      Matchsticks says:

      Man, I heard them hoes was on there giving puzzy away like stock in Enron a few years back… but I don’t think it’s jumpin like it used to be.
      Nigga said if you sent two messages she was droppin them panties back in the day! :yes:
      ___________

      some male friends from back in the day had some STORIES for that azz…and YES, them chicks was grabbing the dack soon as you pick them up in front of their house…even if they’re paraplegic, they will not be stopped!… :coffee: :eek:

    165. 165
      Who Dat says:

      That bytch Dutchess lived in a foyer talmbout its a fukkin apt. Bytch please. Ole family room living ass bytch.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Me and 19yo was like where the fugg she live at? :wtf:

      I said rooming house. But yes. A living room works AS WELL

      :ghost:

    166. 166
      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      That bytch Dutchess lived in a foyer talmbout its a fukkin apt. Bytch please. Ole family room living ass bytch.
      =======
      I told ya’ll she was living in her grandma sitting room and Cesar was all :shock: this is nice.
      Anybody else think Ces lips look like a brown leather loveseat? And that it looks like it smells like badussy, blacks and spit??

    167. 167
      Bird says:

      BRB Gotta go talk to baby bird about the wonders of unemployment. Macy’s done kicked my baby to the curb.

    168. 168
      Just Looking says:

      That bytch Dutchess lived in a foyer talmbout its a fukkin apt. Bytch please. Ole family room living ass bytch.
      __________
      :stop: Can’t Breavth lawdt help me! :ghost:

    169. 169
      Gigi26 says:

      Hall of fame parents. Your parents belong in the hall of fame. Two of yall?!?!
      ————————————-
      Man one time me n my sis got into it and I body slammed her, and she got her ass beat cuz they thought she started it :rofl: :crying:

      Man those were the days :yes: We are allies though in the quest to have our parents stop getting on our fukkin nerves! :lol:

    170. 170
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Christian Mingle rejected my bio…Dunno why. All it said was:
      “I’d like to be nailed so hard I don’t wake up for three days”
      :rollseyes: CM and their “rules”
      ___________

      THIS plus you tombout today would be a bad day for them to say they found that plane. OMGAWD. I wanna be you when I grow up.

      :dead:

    171. 171

      AND YO POINT.
      _____________

      RIght! :fistbump:

      Move around, my King! :rofl:

    172. 172
      Who Dat says:

      <<< Was mad that simple minded heaux Dutchess was tambout she was KNOCKED in the first place. DIDNT YEW go with his azz TO CHILE SUPPORT COURT?

      Bish die.

    173. 173
      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      You are voted of the island! :rofl: I just laughed so hard i farted!
      __________________
      No actually you are voted off. The fart :stop: got you

    174. 174
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      That bytch Dutchess lived in a foyer talmbout its a fukkin apt. Bytch please. Ole family room living ass bytch.
      =======

      ____________________

      :dead:

    175. 175
      Gigi26 says:

      Anybody else think Ces lips look like a brown leather loveseat? And that it looks like it smells like badussy, blacks and spit??
      ———————————-
      :yes: ESP BLACKS!! :no: :vomit:

    176. 176

      tombout today would be a bad day for them to say they found that plane.
      ______________

      :rofl:

      Who the phuck said this???

    177. 177

      and there’s always Christian Mingle
      ____________________

      “they’rrrre heeereee” :ghost:

    178. 178
      Who Dat says:

      If yall third public outing is you going with him to his child support hearing maybe you dont need to get knocked up by this cat. IJS. Dats just ME.

    179. 179
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      Ces lips look like a brown leather loveseat?
      ____________

      They DO!! :casket:

    180. 180
      KyCakes says:

      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      You are voted of the island! :rofl: I just laughed so hard i farted!
      __________________
      No actually you are voted off. The fart :stop: got you
      ———————————————————————-
      I HATECHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Taken….

      :crying1: <———– REAL tears in this bish :rofl:

    181. 181
      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      Dutchess just looks not quit clean. Like she would disrobe and be standing there with potted meat for a box like :winky: Want to tangle?
      She reminds me of snake… in the face…

    182. 182
      Gigi26 says:

      Dubb!

      When Dutchess said miscarriage I was like :eek: you let that bum shoot you up?!With that mouf of his?! Like she really bailed dude out of child support court, he still ain’t pay her back (maybe he doing it with dyck) and you got the NERVE to lay up with him RAW!? I said fukk her life :no:

    183. 183

      Man, I swear Dutches started smokin rocks between the first and second season.

      That explains EVERYTHING.
      Her crazy behavior.
      How she started lookin even more like a crack head.
      Her chest pains.

      Man, mark my words…
      :snort: <<<Dutches

    184. 184
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Meant Phro :danban: <feverishly dougie-ing
      ____________

      We know. :rofl: Yes. +1000000 Shout out to Phro. :rofl: Everytime my chirren say their "stomach hurt" I have to take them seriously cause Phro say his mama say his gut was "just fine." Celiac disease who? You just have to poop :rofl:

      OMG I LOVE YOU PHRO! :rofl:

    185. 185
      Buttercup says:

      Bish die.
      ======
      :ghost: <— me and Dutchess

    186. 186
      KyCakes says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      tombout today would be a bad day for them to say they found that plane.
      ______________

      :rofl:

      Who the phuck said this???
      ——————————————————————
      :ido: :ashamed:

      I was just funnin’ :rofl:

    187. 187
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      Who Dat says:

      <<< Was mad that simple minded heaux Dutchess was tambout she was KNOCKED in the first place. DIDNT YEW go with his azz TO CHILE SUPPORT COURT?
      ________________

      It's not him. It's his baby mama. :rollseyes: That bish gone cry about that miscarriage the rest of the season. :sad: <— Dutchess lip quiver

    188. 188
      Just Looking says:

      KyCakes says:

      ——————————————————————–
      Christian Mingle rejected my bio…Dunno why. All it said was:
      “I’d like to be nailed so hard I don’t wake up for three days”
      :rollseyes: CM and their “rules”
      ______________
      Takes your Keyboard and throws it from freeway ramp. :dead:

    189. 189
      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      I think Puma’s MIL is just mad that her pretty doorter was marrying somebody that looked like a roach anteater hybrid. She will never accept him because of that. Unless he became uber rich. Until that day she will HATE his face. And when he was like :crying1: It made her even more mad cause the only thing worse than an ugly nigga is an ugly nigga when he cries

    190. 190
      Gigi26 says:

      Taken: :ghost:

      Dutchess look like shorty that said “I’ll suck yo dyck for $2.00″

    191. 191
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Told yall something bout this ni99a didnt sit right in my spirit. That right there explains it.
      ____________

      You said it but we aint wanna hear it :rofl: Yall cant let well enough alone. :rofl:

    192. 192
      KyCakes says:

      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      Dutchess just looks not quit clean. Like she would disrobe and be standing there with potted meat for a box like :winky: Want to tangle?
      ——————————————————————–
      Two to tangle

      That’s it. Pack up and leave…LEEEEAAAVVVVVEEEEEEE :crying1:

      OMG I REFUSE to keep fukkin with you….

      Suga
      Honey
      Iced
      Tea

    193. 193
      Gigi26 says:

      Like Cease look like he drool from both sides of his mouf :no: and laying up with that?! NAW MAN

    194. 194
      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      Dutchess just looks not quit clean. Like she would disrobe and be standing there with potted meat for a box like :winky: Want to tangle?
      ________________

      I.GOTTA.GEAUX!!

    195. 195

      That bytch Dutchess lived in a foyer talmbout its a fukkin apt. Bytch please. Ole family room living ass bytch.
      ______________________

      *hoots!*

      who said dis????????????!!!!!!!! I am hunched over laffin & CRINE :crying1:

    196. 196
      Who Dat says:

      She just irritates the CRAP me. She cry all the fuggin TIME. I even said it first commerical break. OH LAWD. I am so sick of this bish CRINE all the TIME. And she is so SLOW. That nukka aint come down there for your surg. He aint SEEN you or your boarding house dwelling since a trip yall took mannie mannie months ago bish! HE IS JUST NOT THAT INTO YEW. Get a CLUE.

    197. 197
      OutsidetheBox says:

      even if they’re paraplegic, they will not be stopped!…
      _____________

      :rofl: Its not their fault the wheel chair keeps moving. Yall need to get with gravity and the laws of motion about all that :rofl:

    198. 198
      Just Looking says:

      That “missing” plane is serious. A family member said he was counting on light 1 percent there is hope. I was like :huh: Get this man off the TV and into the arms of someone to hold him.

      What the hail is slight 1 percent.

    199. 199
      OutsidetheBox says:

      BRB Gotta go talk to baby bird about the wonders of unemployment. Macy’s done kicked my baby to the curb.
      _____________

      Noooooo. Downsizing? :eek:

      Or she make her Aunt T OTB proud by telling them heffas, “this Macy’s not Saks Fifth, find your own size?” :hahaha:

      Awww God bless her. She’ll be alright. Young folks bounce back. :yes:

    200. 200
      Who Dat says:

      What the hail is slight 1 percent.

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      That is the equivalent of having 1 and a possible in spades.

    201. 201
      Gigi26 says:

      Just Looking: That is nothing. How about on the news last night they had coverage of the march Relisha Rudd people’s did in SE and the people they gave the fukkin mic too :eek: :blink: :no:

      I weeped for these people. Them people just don’t give a fukk.

    202. 202
      KyCakes says:

      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      Anybody else think Ces lips look like a brown leather loveseat?
      ——————————————————————–
      Nauga, please

    203. 203
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Was mad that simple minded heaux Dutchess was tambout she was KNOCKED in the first place. DIDNT YEW go with his azz TO CHILE SUPPORT COURT?
      Bish die.
      ___________

      My Right to Choice ass was all, “But thats not a baby, Dutch..” They kept calling it a baby. I was like go away! :hahaha:

      :| #teamworkingoncompassion

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      Matchsticks says:

      That “missing” plane is serious.
      ___________

      That plane never crashed into the ocean, and they keep changing up the original press releases…this is the biggest tragic cover up since 9/11…

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      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      Who Dat says:

      What the hail is slight 1 percent.

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      That is the equivalent of having 1 and a possible in spades
      _________________

      I hollered! :rofl: :yes:

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      Who Dat says:

      Like she would disrobe and be standing there with potted meat for a box
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Like Josline Hernandez on LHHAtl and her Arby’s Roast Beef Cake.

      I miss you @Ty. :sad:

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      Just Looking says:

      Dutchess just looks not quit clean. Like she would disrobe and be standing there with potted meat for a box like :winky: Want to tangle?
      ____________
      Want to tangle. :stop:

      This made me burst with laughter.

      Duch does she look like she on drugs, but sometime that dyck do that. :yes: Ceaser look slow, them slow men sometimes have abnormally big thangs. She want that old thang back…

      :kona:

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      KyCakes says:

      Who Dat says:

      Like she would disrobe and be standing there with potted meat for a box
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Like Josline Hernandez on LHHAtl and her Arby’s Roast Beef Cake.
      ———————————————————————
      “Slicing up freshness” :tea:

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      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      @OTB, I was like “Aw hell we gonna have to hear bout this bish and her miscarriage all damn season” :rollseyes:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Man one time me n my sis got into it and I body slammed her, and she got her ass beat cuz they thought she started it :rofl: :crying:
      Man those were the days :yes: We are allies though in the quest to have our parents stop getting on our fukkin nerves! :lol:
      ___________________

      :wail: I was telling my girlfriend (only child who now has four kids) she dont know NOTHING about siblings and rivialry + conspiracy. she complaing about the kids fighting…telling them its “plenty of ppl to fight in the streets..” :rofl:

      This is why one needs a partner when you got them joints in multiples. Kids will try to get cho ass!

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      Gigi26 says:

      My Right to Choice ass was all, “But thats not a baby, Dutch..” They kept calling it a baby. I was like go away!
      ————————
      And Stupid azz Caesar co-signing the shyt..I said uhhh :stop: it bytch, that thing is not even a damn embryo!

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      Who Dat says:

      “Slicing up freshness”
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Good Mood Food

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      If yall third public outing is you going with him to his child support hearing maybe you dont need to get knocked up by this cat. IJS. Dats just ME.
      ___________

      Me too, Dub. +2 And I came up thru these hard knocks. :lol:

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      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      KyMegaCakes gimme yo login! :spank:

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      Hearts~n~Kisses says:

      My Right to Choice ass was all, “But thats not a baby, Dutch..” They kept calling it a baby. I was like go away!
      ————————
      And Stupid azz Caesar co-signing the shyt..I said uhhh it bytch, that thing is not even a damn embryo!

      ______________

      :crying: “you hurt me ceaze” :stop:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I think Puma’s MIL is just mad that her pretty doorter was marrying somebody that looked like a roach anteater hybrid. She will never accept him because of that. Unless he became uber rich. Until that day she will HATE his face. And when he was like :crying1: It made her even more mad cause the only thing worse than an ugly nigga is an ugly nigga when he cries

      _______________

      That chit jumped off the tv. Ole vain bitch. I hope walter (was that her man name?) fukk a lady with SEVERAL missing teef on her ass! I do!

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      Just Looking says:

      :wail: I was telling my girlfriend (only child who now has four kids) she dont know NOTHING about siblings and rivialry + conspiracy. she complaing about the kids fighting…telling them its “plenty of ppl to fight in the streets..” :rofl:
      _________
      Damn, girl. I’m right here, telling eveything I talk about, but it is plenty of folks to fight with in the street.

      :kona: :smile:

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      KyCakes says:

      @Hearts What’d I say?

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Two to tangle
      That’s it. Pack up and leave…LEEEEAAAVVVVVEEEEEEE :crying1:
      OMG I REFUSE to keep fukkin with you….
      Suga
      Honey
      Iced
      Tea
      _________________

      :crying1: i hate her on this day, Phatcakes. :heart:

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      i see what you did there Taken. :thumbsup:

      you said she got potted meat in her votex and loveseat lips got the key, like that little key that’s welded to the bottom of the can that unlocks the spam?

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      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      :newpost:

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      OpinionHated says:

      He’s a year older than my daughter – I’d be arrested – but somehow he looks too old for her – he looks my age – why he look so old – but he does look good and not gay THANKS SANDRA!!! now I feel like a child molester…..lol…..

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      Gigi26 says:

      fukk a lady with SEVERAL missing teef on her ass!
      —————————————————-
      Well if he lives in the Bronx, he probably did.

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      SOTHERNGRL says:

      What the hail is slight 1 percent.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      That is the equivalent of having 1 and a possible in spades.
      ************************
      AINT IT TIME FOR YO DAMN WALK MAAM. But frfr that possible will be the duck card.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Like Josline Hernandez on LHHAtl and her Arby’s Roast Beef Cake.
      I miss you @Ty. :sad:
      __________
      :heart:

      Dubb somebody said something about pussies not having no face… :yes: Might resemble a club sammich or in Jose’s case, a French Dip but :yes: no faces. :hahaha:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Damn, girl. I’m right here, telling eveything I talk about, but it is plenty of folks to fight with in the street.
      :kona: :smile:
      _________________

      BOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :rofl: :rofl: I forgot all about that!

      Thank you for reminding me Imma call and make her feel betta… say, “look, even my most perfect friend has to referee. :box:

      :hahaha: Gosh I love yall!

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      Afiya says:

      This one ain’t :homo: :nono: , I REFUSE to believe :confused:

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      Oh my! Let me get back to work, he is delish!! :kona:

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      pointhimout says:

      Fellas, the post is morning wood. Please, keep it nasty. he’s ok, but he doesn’t stop traffic. U can walk into any mall, bar, campus and find at least 500 guys with a six pack, pecs, and handsome. That alone doesn’t make you a model or actor material.

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