It’s all over for lovesick rapper Wiz Khalifa and professional gold digger Amber Rose. Rose reportedly filed for divorce from her baby daddy of 1-year. The 30-year-old socialite walks away from the ill-fated marriage with a new boyfriend and a steady check to support the lifestyle she has grown accustomed to for the next 17 years.
Didn’t I tell you kids their marriage wouldn’t last once the Dopamine faded? You never listen to your auntie when I tell you something.
TV Guru Wendy Williams broke the news first: Amber Rose and Mariah Carey’s estranged husband, Nick Cannon, have been creeping together for months.
From gossip tabloid TMZ.com:
Amber Rose has filed for divorce from husband-of-1-year Wiz Khalifa … and she’s gunning for full custody of their kid … TMZ has learned.
In the divorce docs — obtained by TMZ — Amber says they split on Monday and cites irreconcilable differences.
Amber is asking for full legal and physical custody of their 1-year-old son Sebastian. She’s willing to give Wiz visitation.
And this is interesting. Amber acknowledges there’s a prenup, which you would think would work in Wiz’ favor, but she says it’s valid … presumably, she’s not challenging it. The docs say the prenup provides spousal support.
As for why they split, there’s been a buzz over the last few days of infidelity, but there’s no mention of it in the papers.
Thanks to loyal reader @AirRetro_DK5 for the tip.
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She got tired of smashing bones :crying1: Skinty nigga :smh:
Poor Sebastian. That’s the only victim in this. Boy still hasn’t grown into his head
Has a thot for a mother, and a roach for a pappy. Best of luck to them.
This was her plan the whole time. Anyone with a piece of brain could have seen this coming.
Lol “smashing bones”!
Someone Kim & Kanye are in Paris like
&

She mad he MADE her wear that dumb azz shimmer on the red carpet
WHY I LISTEN TO THIS SKINTY FUKKA
made me the laughing stock for all them yt folk
Wiz 
Wonder why she want full custody? Drug test them both. I hate when marriages fail.
raise ya hand if you thought this shyt would last this long
and I wouldn’t be surprised if this isn’t just another damn stunt from these attention seekers 
Boy still hasn’t grown into his head Has a thot for a mother, and a roach for a pappy
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This BYTCH can thank Ye…..tired of these hoes….
Wonder why she want full custody?
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WHY??? Because Child Support & Alimony is going to have Amber like
Wiz’s shirt is odd

I just smashed a footlong honey Turkey sub from Publix …. fawk a diet today .. I needed that in my life
at least it was on wheat bread 
Amber and Nick
Someone resuscitate Mariah
Gigi26 says:
Poor Sebastian. That’s the only victim in this. Boy still hasn’t grown into his head
Has a thot for a mother, and a roach for a pappy. Best of luck to them.
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Folks swear that baby cute
but um yeah …
raise ya hand if you thought this shyt would last this long and I wouldn’t be surprised if this isn’t just another damn stunt from these attention seekers
At first I thought she was just about the coins because she went after Reggie Bush Prior to Wiz but then as time went on I thought she really did love The Tatted Skeletor.
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They lasted longer than I expected. I kinda liked these two together.
Look at them twigs for legs up there
my gawd
Locapoca says:
raise ya hand if you thought this shyt would last this long and I wouldn’t be surprised if this isn’t just another damn stunt from these attention seekers
At first I thought she was just about the coins because she went after Reggie Bush Prior to Wiz but then as time went on I thought she really did love The Tatted Skeletor.
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They lasted longer than I expected. I kinda liked these two together.
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I never bought the act
she is a opportunist ….. but hey she is going to get a check out of it .. so 
Look at them twigs for legs up there my gawd
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Wiz be like ” Shid aint non of you hoez messin with my thigh gap”
DAMN MAN this chit has truly given me a case of the fuggin sads. I’m ALMOST not gonna be able to eat these collards and ribs. Damnit Amber.
Aryen says:
This was her plan the whole time. Anyone with a piece of brain could have seen this coming.
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Yep
and it worked
Locapoca says:
Look at them twigs for legs up there my gawd
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Wiz be like ” Shid aint non of you hoez messin with my thigh gap”
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I think his legs smaller than Funky Dineva
raise ya hand if you thought this shyt would last this long…
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raise ya hand if you thought this shyt would last this long
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RAISES HAND but I’m gullible like that.
Let me google how much Wiz Khalifa is worth? Google is my friend; I had no idea he has the kind of money he has.
Good job Wiz as you don’t look like it
I guess folks say fawk fighting for marriages…
this world is azz backwards I swear..
I’m ALMOST not gonna be able to eat these collards and ribs. Damnit Amber.
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Im sure you will find a way to work thru it
Hey Nancy
Aj 
Nick & Amber don’t look like they belong together

maybe it’s just me..but i actually loved them together…thought they would really make it i swear i did…i’m sad about this unless it aint true
before i go running to the internet to search hi and low and scare da heyall outta myself..does anybody know about ativan at all? thanks in advance to whoever
I never bought the act she is a opportunist ….. but hey she is going to get a check out of it .. so
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Yea I guess youre right I mean, Amber didnt have NOTHING before Kanye discovered her She was just a Stripper/Video Model/Stylist/Beard from Philly and she knew after they broke up she was NOT going back to those poles
Damn. Ya’ll think Amber cheated or Wiz?
$20 million
Wiz Khalifa is an American rapper and singer-songwriter with an estimated net worth of $20 million. He is known for his single ‘Black & Yellow’ which peaked at number one on the Billboard 100. Cameron Jabril Thomaz was born on September 8, 1987 in Minot, North Dakota.
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Now the question is how much he GOT?
Damn. Some how I feel sorry for Wiz. Like I can envision him in a corner
and 
@UF :fistbump: As I chomp I am hongry as hail tuday.
If Nickelodeon really is messing with Amber that proves what a clown he is. Bagging a chick just to say you can. Girl trying to get a piece of your empire. Mariah may be crazy, but an opportunist she is not.
Wiz be like ” Shid aint non of you hoez messin with my thigh gap”
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say what nah??
She was just twerking for the world… I mean him 
Ain’t this supposed to be cuffin’ season?
I’m ALMOST not gonna be able to eat these collards and ribs. Damnit Amber.
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smh
… 
Make sure y’all watch Black-Ish tonight.
Amber is asking for full legal and physical custody of their 1-year-old son Sebastian. She’s willing to give Wiz visitation
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Just visitation. That’s fugged up
lovezoe says:
If Nickelodeon really is messing with Amber that proves what a clown he is. Bagging a chick just to say you can. Girl trying to get a piece of your empire. Mariah may be crazy, but an opportunist she is not.
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I hope he not
if it is true he is a dumbazz and he gets just what he deserves 
If Nickelodeon really is messing with Amber that proves what a clown he is. Bagging a chick just to say you can.
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he married MARIAH CAREY. Somebody old enough to be his mama… If that don’t scream “bagging a chick just to say u can”….
Wiz be like ” Shid aint non of you hoez messin with my thigh gap”
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True true
I told yall yesterday that she probably gonna say his drug habit became a problem.. smh he don’t need to lose anymore weight.. he about to become depressed
ativan
Lawd what the hell is wrong with your nerves?
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I think his legs smaller than Funky Dineva
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CRINE :crying1: …did yall see Dineva at Chateau Sheree when he did the liturgical dance wearing that piece of chiffon over those loose-fitted leggings?!
No indictment in the John Crawford case.
So, my old boss, George Blumenschein, was on Good Morning America this morning because his sideline h*e tried to ALMOST murder him so that she can nurse (or doctor) him back to health and convince him that it was his live-in girlfriend (a sister) who is the one who tried to take him out.
Well, it seems that this story won’t go away, so I’m thinking it’s going to make a great movie.
I need suggestions on who is going to play me in the flick – my choices are: Will Smiff, Omari Hardwick, Christian Keyes, or Idris Elba
(I need someone who can keep up with these dashing good looks) LOL
My friends suggested Rog, from “What’s Happenin’?” – but eff them.
LMAO!
@Sothern…don’t even get me started
you don’t even have the time for it i promise 
what do you know about it?
Its the
Gigi26 says:
Poor Sebastian. That’s the only victim in this. Boy still hasn’t grown into his head
Has a thot for a mother, and a roach for a pappy. Best of luck to them.
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Mo Lordt, I missed you…
Watch she will be the victim in all of this
she bought to go the bank on this fool
chile !!! Kanya you next with Kim fatazz 
In the divorce docs — obtained by TMZ — Amber says they split on Monday and cites irreconcilable differences.
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Forgive my comprehension challenges. How long have they been separated?
I think his legs smaller than Funky Dineva
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CRINE …did yall see Dineva at Chateau Sheree when he did the liturgical dance wearing that piece of chiffon over those loose-fitted leggings?!
YES!!!! Funky Dineva knew better!!!! Legs looking like an emaciated Jew that done escaped from the holocaust 
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Damn. Some how I feel sorry for Wiz. Like I can envision him in a corner and
smoke to clear to realize they gone.
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@Hairlova dont worry about he so blazed he probably dont even know what the hail is going on. He gonna have to wait for the
boy when I tell you these black widow women are going to be the death of men… he already thinks he is jimi Hendrix.. hope he doesn’t follow suit
Rose cryptically tweeted on Tuesday, Sept. 23, without context, “Reliving that moment over and over and over……smh.” She then went on to share a naked photo of herself lying in bed. The striking model dated a pre-Kim Kardashian Kanye West from 2008 to 2010.
PHOTOS: Hollywood’s Broken Engagements
For his part, Khalifa wrote on Sunday, Sept. 21, “There are no mistakes,” later adding on Monday, “Everyone deserves to be loved… Embracing the things that make you you will in turn make others better… Nothing but positive energy.”
Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection
says:
I think his legs smaller than Funky Dineva
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CRINE :crying1: …did yall see Dineva at Chateau Sheree when he did the liturgical dance wearing that piece of chiffon over those loose-fitted leggings?!
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No but I’m sure them shyts was sagging baggy
that cat has some skinny legs
Nick told Amber her Narnia was NCredible
Look at them twigs for legs up there my gawd
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Legs the size of my damn arm
ugh I’m so sick of scrolling down my timeline on IG and seeing these damn boutique outfits. I’m bout to unfollow her azz I can’t deal
Dang, I didn’t know the distaste for Amber is so strong. Why come?
ativan
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you down there to the pain management ice cream truck again
Somehow, I believe that little fellas don’t take heartbreak that well….
San ah make ya dance says:
Look at them twigs for legs up there my gawd
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Legs the size of my damn arm
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That’s just too skinny … I bet his elbows be sharp when they sleeping and knees too
Boy when that dopemine fade..that shyt fades.. I can relate lol
jeniefrumdabloc says:
San ah make ya dance says:
Look at them twigs for legs up there my gawd
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Legs the size of my damn arm
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That’s just too skinny … I bet his elbows be sharp when they sleeping and knees too
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I know he leaves indents on her inner thighs with those bony ol’ hips of his…
@Carrington – Omari Hardwick

…now, so what had happened tho?
Bytch got tired of wakin up next to the crypt keeper. I feel ya Amber.
Ain’t this supposed to be cuffin’ season?
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I swear I just told my homegirl this on FB earlier today.
say what nah??
She was just twerking for the world… I mean him 
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Right.
Sexy as fukk you still got them heels on
:hunch:


so I break it down, you roll it up 
(debatable at this point)
Favorite position, we tryin’ them all
Once I get in can’t get out of my zone
Fugg you so good you won’t pick up your phone
And when your girlfriends or whoever do
You fugging with me so you tell ’em you gone
You don’t
You poke it out, your face down so I hold it up :hunch:
You don’t give a chit that my $$ so big I can’t fold it up
Plus I aint tired til you finished
This ain’t a race but Im winning
You love when I get up in it

You love when I get, you love when I get
Watch she will be the victim in all of this she bought to go the bank on this fool chile !!! Kanya you next with Kim fatazz
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Yes Wiz is going to be singing hollup, hollup, like luda I dont make that much money, (that much money)
Whoa! now my bank account is looking funny (looking funny)
Why this bish have to play me shady (play me shady)
Whoa! That azz was phat & I slipped and made baby (aint no other one)
They gonna Repo my Mercedez (Foreign Car)
I need suggestions on who is going to play me in the flick – my choices are: Will Smiff, Omari Hardwick, Christian Keyes, or Idris Elba
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David Banner
Didnt you say yall had matching body types? 
@NoJoke is for anxiety will help keep you leveled out. Thats all I know
That’s just too skinny … I bet his elbows be sharp when they sleeping and knees too

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Chile can you imagine bumping into them
his net worth like 8 million.. but that was when black and yellow was hot.. I’m sure they have spent it on some things… oh I forgot he got a new album “we dem boys”
SoNastyandSoRude says:
ugh I’m so sick of scrolling down my timeline on IG and seeing these damn boutique outfits. I’m bout to unfollow her azz I can’t deal
…………….
Buttercup says:
Dang, I didn’t know the distaste for Amber is so strong. Why come?
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:stop: iono bout the rest of the blog but I loves me some Amber. :lovee:
then again, I have an affinity for whores so thats not really saying too much
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Maybe JUST made a month
@Nancy
I was starving I am better now. Fell asleep last night without eating any supper. Didnt even wake up in the middle of the night for a snick snack.
I have an affinity for whores so thats not really saying too much

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SoNastyandSoRude says:
Boy when that dopemine fade..that shyt fades.. I can relate lol
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:stop: iono bout the rest of the blog but I loves me some Amber.
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She sexy than a mofo
But this divorce is kind of out of left field
Jenie my love
hey lady
Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection
says:
…now, so what had happened tho?
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It’s some ole Investigation Discovery/Behind Mansion Walls/Fatal Attraction/If I Can’t Have You, NOBODY Gon’ Have You – “so have a sip of this new Columbian coffee I brought back – that’s really laced with antifreeze!” kinda $hit. Google George Blumenschein, Houston…
In the divorce docs — obtained by TMZ — Amber says they split on Monday and cites irreconcilable differences.
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Forgive my comprehension challenges. How long have they been separated?
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@Butterbean this says Monday and tuday is Wed. so a day and a half.
IDK, I think I need proof. IDK Why
idk ..are you?
Amber n Wiz been separated for a day and the bytch is filing them papers, boy she sure know how to work the paps
Vdot, I’m
At all your emojis 
iono bout the rest of the blog but I loves me some Amber.
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She sexy than a mofo
But this divorce is kind of out of left field
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I to have no issue with Amber but I agree where did this come from? I remember in the beggining when her and Natalie Nunn (yall remember her BGC) was beefing over Wiz. Natalie made a You tube Video and everything talking about how Wiz flew her out to his show blah blah. The thirst of the bishes trying to get put on is unreal
I’m sick of these heaux charging 50 damn dollars for something that cost 1.25 on Alibaba.com
all that cheap mess looks THE SAME

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That’s just too skinny … I bet his elbows be sharp when they sleeping and knees too
by jeniefrumdabloc on Sep 24, 2014 at 1:41 pm
sharp like when your kid lean on your leg with their elbow and it feels like it’s cutting to the white meat?
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Vdot- do pigs fly?
SOTHERNGRL says:
In the divorce docs — obtained by TMZ — Amber says they split on Monday and cites irreconcilable differences.
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Forgive my comprehension challenges. How long have they been separated?
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@Butterbean this says Monday and tuday is Wed. so a day and a half.
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Maybe Amber just had a case of “the Mondays”…
cyberstalk Carr..read up more on this lover’s triangle.lovezoe says:
Vdot- do pigs fly?

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Nick’s money is WAY Longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I won’t tell you who didn’t make it
idk ..are you?
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I’m thinking
Sandy was very clear this morning
. I was just tryna confirm 
Vdot what are you talking about?
Carrington says:
It’s some ole Investigation Discovery/Behind Mansion Walls/Fatal Attraction/If I Can’t Have You, NOBODY Gon’ Have You – “so have a sip of this new Columbian coffee I brought back – that’s really laced with antifreeze!” kinda $hit. Google George Blumenschein, Houston…
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Aww pfft…..He didn’t even die….
Next
I’m lost, but can yall stop, so no one gets banned
Had to get on that 18 year plan first huh I see you Amber
Maybe she got tired of some shyt he was doing. Either way, life goes on.
Sandra came on this morning and said it had come to her attention that we were bullying and harassing people and would get
Only thing went on recently was us teasing you about being the loyal reader and Sandy’s boo thang.
It was very confusing 
so Carrington lives in Dallas, eh?
you need to say focused, VDot!
Carrington might let you “bully”
and “harass”
him all night long.
DTTS- PLEASE don’t! I was so mad. I’m gone watch soon as hubby get home. I love that show. You watch Chicago PD. I can’t wait for that either.
Jameis said one of the girls that he didn’t rape tried to extort him for $5M US….
Why she think he got it like that?
In the divorce docs — obtained by TMZ — Amber says they split on Monday and cites irreconcilable differences.

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Yeah Nick money is longer,and his legs is a little thicker too. Omg I know Wiz looks horrible in a wife beater. Sorta like Snoop did in Baby Boy. That man had on a wife beater dress.
lovezoe says:
DTTS- PLEASE don’t! I was so mad. I’m gone watch soon as hubby get home. I love that show. You watch Chicago PD. I can’t wait for that either.
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Tonight Zoe!
Lettuce discuss both manana
Hair Lova says:
Yeah Nick money is longer,and his legs is a little thicker too. Omg I know Wiz looks horrible in a wife beater. Sorta like Snoop did in Baby Boy. That man had on a wife beater dress.
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If she was truly offended and felt some type of way about it, I wanna know, so I can say my bad for my part and that it won’t happen again
No need to make it more than what it is. Sandra was vague this morning and instead of assuming, ask 
Carrington might let you “bully”
and “harass”
him all night long.
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*swoons* One can dream
COrrection: $7M US
Soooo Vdot your doing the recap or naw? I need something to read and laugh at in this doctors office.
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
WATTS that you’re eating?
Yeen take one of Jenny’s ‘have that baby’ soon remedies, are yew?
Man Chicago Fire was IT last night boy
very sad too 
I can’t wait for Parenthood and Modern Family. I’ll stick around for Blackish to see how that plays out
7million us dollars….but he is so damn lame. Ugh. His jokes not funny or nothing. Sigh.
VDot says:
If she was truly offended and felt some type of way about it, I wanna know, so I can say my bad for my part and that it won’t happen again No need to make it more than what it is. Sandra was vague this morning and instead of assuming, ask
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meh. whatever. just let me know when the V-Dottington sess tape comes out.
Soooo Vdot your doing the recap
@Vdot.. I didn’t say anything to her so maybe it was someone else who observed it or maybe she read the comments.. I can say that it is annoying a.f though.
Keya – Check the Bey post #149
I was literally crying laughing re-reading that whole post at lunch

That man had on a wife beater dress.

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Well dang. I step away to do a drop of work and all hail breaks loose. I saw Wiz on the Forbes list yesterday and said to myself that maybe he could hold on to Amber a little longer. Poor fella. They were a very odd couple to begin with.
Modern Family
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me and my son love Wednesdays. do you watch The Middle too? did you know Sue is 30 in real life?
Gigi26 says:
Man Chicago Fire was IT last night boy
very sad too
Do you plan to watch Chicago PD tonight?
@Butterbean this says Monday and tuday is Wed. so a day and a half.
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That’s what I got out of that statement. Glad I’m not alone.
Somebody go get the RECAP and REPOST it
Gotcha R Will
And my bad 
Welp. First Chyna now Amber. I predict Kum K is next.
Ha
FYI: I do not have a personal relationship with any member of this blog. Thanks for heeding my warning this morning.
Awww. I was rooting for them. They make a weird but cute couple
Awww. I was rooting for them. They make a weird but cute couple
@dtts hell naw!!! Lol. And I’m eating fruit. Lol. Sorry but Jeanie had a woman in the parking lot giving birth. I’m cool.
User:
I watch the Middle and wow Sue looks about 20 somethin in real life!
@DTTS: I’m not sure, i’m trying to catch SVU tho
DTTS-:cosign: I will not sleep
What’s annoying? that you and what’s in your gravi are competing for Sandra’s attention
j/k
just kidding 
Maybe Amber just had a case of “the Mondays”…

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So people don’t gorge on a half gallon of Blue Bell or drink wine out of the bottle anymore? They just go straight to divorce court?
Too funny
OH SNAP
*church finger* 
in the parking lot
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Did she?

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:2dance: Communication is good
essenze says:
Awww. I was rooting for them. They make a weird but cute couple
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yeah but they dont…..oh you talmbout Wiz and Amber.
Make sure ya watch Black Ish too. Don’t get me started on tomorrow. Don’t watch Grey’s though.
Love my log in.
I’m not sure, i’m trying to catch SVU tho
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Where Liv get a baby from? Hopefully this is someone’s baby she tryin to save or something
AWwww Chit :hey: Ms Sandra how are you? Nice to see the Pink Box.
did you know Sue is 30 in real life?
yea.. ok
Come on GG!

You gotta!
THey intertwine the story line! 
Then me, you, and Zoe can discuss
Fugg yall been doing up here today?
Zoe why not Greys???? I just got back into it?
Liv done had a baby!? With who!? The FBI guy?
San ah make ya dance says:
Too funny
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why did she wait this long? she has a guaranteed monthly check now so she doesn’t need him.
yeah but they dont…..oh you talmbout Wiz and Amber.
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@UF I see what you did. Dont make me spit out this lemon cake
smh.. I hope what she says clears that up… I tease and I don’t mind being teased but some shyt just goes too far and annoying as phuck. So if you are banned its not my issue..
Afiya says:
did you know Sue is 30 in real life?
NO!
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BIG LOUD FREAKING SIGH.

Tamar voice TLYT
I got a migraine that won’t go away. I took Aleve this am and it came back strong. Plus I am bloated :wails: I just took two Excedrin. I hope I dont OD like Fantasia
GG/Zoe
Are they showing the 3show lineup commercial where yall are at?
I can’t get into the first chick, her name escapes me right now. She used to be on a funny sitcom. But it’s for the 3 shows tonight. ANyhoooo, because of her, the commercial looks lame IMB
Where Liv get a baby from? Hopefully this is someone’s baby she tryin to save or something
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That’s what i’m tryin to find out
*divides your Poundage by .13264338*3464/544+.35/.001
YOU SHOULD BE GOOD #thankyourweight
I got a migraine that won’t go away. I took Aleve this am and it came back strong. Plus I am bloated I just took two Excedrin. I hope I dont OD like Fantasia
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dang. thats a real migraine. you need some of that good stuff No Joke be getting.
also, stop rolling your eyes so hard. I just rolled mine so hard that I almost caught a stroke. dont manage to stroke out, mmk?
Hear Ye
Hear Ye
Let thee record show that MsTake and EYE only play/tease/joke/josh
I just took two Excedrin.
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Was it the migraine excedrin? drink A LOT of water too
Migraines suck 
I do not have a personal relationship with any member of this blog.
And you know what Sandra? We would like to gone head and invite you to our puppy baby shower in mid-2015. I mean we gotta BUY a dog first
Cause if it wasn’t for this blog….*trails off*
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I do.
If you cant make it, when we in ATL we gonna buy you dinner.
Thanks and chit.
Keya and Gigi if they dare say she got pregnant by crazy dude, I’m not watching anymore.
I’m home today so I’m checking out Gotham.
DTTS- you talking about Joan from girlfriends? I hope it last, but the name may turn folks off
I do.
And you know what Sandra? We would like to gone head and invite you to our puppy baby shower in mid-2015.
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Me too. Working on one more
puppy baby shower in mid-2015

DTTS, (I think) EVERYONE knows that!!
User Friendly says:
ativan
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you down there to the pain management ice cream truck again
yes i actually was today 

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but, nah this from my real doctor for my ummm *clears throat* “issues”
lol
AND NO CAN’T NONNA YALL BLAME YALLS ACTIONS ON MY NEW FOUND DIAGNOSIS!!!
Let thee record show that MsTake and EYE only play/tease/joke/josh
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lovezoe says:
DTTS- you talking about Joan from girlfriends? I hope it last, but the name may turn folks off
@RWill glad to know you feel that way. I guess your jokes have an expiration date. Some on here go back years. But all you had to do was say it and it would have been done. Well to me anyways. I think that it’s passive aggressive to make it a larger issue when a simple please do not say that any longer would have sufficed. It was a joke after all. Nothing mean spirited or harsh. Not like anyone attacked appearances.
But God bless us everyone in my Tiny Tim voice and I wish you all the best.

SR that was my direct response to a comment by RWill not YOUR decree. I Appreciate you allowing me to repsond that one time as I will never address it again
Sandra- you say you don’t have a personal relationship, but when you did that hat giveaway, a poster was like they won’t worried cuz they could just pick up the phone and call you.
Y’all see how they said Trinidad James killed himself!? I hope that’s not true. Damn.
I got a migraine that won’t go away. I took Aleve this am and it came back strong. Plus I am bloated :wails: I just took two Excedrin. I hope I dont OD like Fantasia
Sometimes taking 4 ibuprofen pills help 
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I just started getting them and Migraine Excedrin does NOT work
Promise we was talking about that a few days ago. He said we owe Sandra some flowers. A gift card. Something.
We gonna look out Sandrita! 
DTTS- OH YES! Debra Messing. We watched the first show last week. It’s a little less than meh. It’s gone get canceled. Bet.
Alive does the trick for me.
Sandra- you say you don’t have a personal relationship, but when you did that hat giveaway, a poster was like they won’t worried cuz they could just pick up the phone and call you.
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Man listen. I love my log in so I’m a shut up.
It’s a white lady. The show that comes on first. Maybe she was in Will & Grace IONO
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I know what u speak if. Ion care. Didn’t care for her too much when she was Grace. Don’t care for her this go round either
lovezoe says:
Alive does the trick for me.
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if Aleve cant fix it then Ms Take got some certifiable ish. I took two aleve one time and dam near ended up like August Alsina. I was knocked out!
@HairLova: didn’t Olivia get raped by crazy serial rapist dude at the end? It’ll be some shyt if she did get preggers tho!
Anywhoo, my yaki came today and I is essited to play play play!!
I hope he didn’t either, folks on social media will have you dead and home.
AND NO CAN’T NONNA YALL BLAME YALLS ACTIONS ON MY NEW FOUND DIAGNOSIS!!!
Dammit to hell

I wanted to win the blame for that one
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190 187 I was js
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
Y’all see how they said Trinidad James killed himself!? I hope that’s not true. Damn.
That’s terrible if true. I just saw b-day shout outs to him yesterday on IG.
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ATLANTA — “I think the fact that he wasn’t able to afford anymore gold is what really pushed him to do it” Says a neighbor of the one hit wonder rapper Trinidad James.
Rapper Trinidad James was found dead in his bedroom at his mothers house where the rapper has lived for months after being dropped from record label Def Jam.
“He really was a happy boy — besides his teeth he really never complained about much” Says his manager as he watched EMS carried his lifeless body from the house.
His mother whom was devastated by her sons actions still had nothing but kind words to say “He really had a face only a mother could love and to be honest I surely am going to miss it”
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to whomsoever thought this was real!! 
Gigi- from where. I got some on a upart that still going strong, but the closure is meh. Trying to watch these YT videos in making my own full wig. This girl from YT made mine, but I ain’t fooling with that no more to &$&
Mistaken…. Evidently if Sandra addressed it … She had the issue with it.. I expressed months ago that I didn’t like it… Sorry if no one read it.
WhoDat what if he got warts on his slong, you okay with dat or have you done a video exam already?
@User yep if I spazz out I am going to use that NoJoke diagnosis
NoJoke :hugs: 
It’s the migraine ones. They had stopped making them. I used to get migraines a lot. They slowed down after my 2nd kid. They byke now more frequently
I guess my birthing days is over
But yea I am sensitive to smells and lights right now. I am going to finish some stuff up and head out at 4 on the dot! Can’t leave too early because I am going to scoot out a little early on Friday I decided lol
@VDot I am halfway through with my gallon of water so water has not been the issue. I don’t know why it is killing me today
you down there to the pain management ice cream truck again
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I don’t think I had heard of these clinics until yall brought ’em up

Take a BC if the Aleve doesn’t work with you…
NOT TODAY :stop:
Yall trying to kill my fat fren!
Thee nerve of yall! 

Trying to make her take all them meds at once JUST CUZ SHE FAT
LoveZoe: This is my extensions plus hurr weave
They having customer appreciation all week and they had 25 dolla off any collection. Used it to add to my stash 
I still gots their closure from 2 years ago holding on strong and my hair from 5 years still going
Worth every penny!
that story was posted by N.A.H.A (negroes against hairline abuse) they got a post on their FB page about wearing uggs already, Keya
I went to CNN and they ain’t got nan on Trini, so it ain’t true
“He really had a face only a mother could love and to be honest I surely am going to miss it”
and
@User yep if I spazz out I am going to use that NoJoke diagnosis
NoJoke :hugs: 
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I love y’all!
She had the issue with it..
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Sandra it was you we were bullying? Our bad! Why didn’t you say so?
Errybody – no more freeze curl talk, glazing donuts, backpack jokes, across the pond jokes, her penchant for certain celebrities
EP too rich for my blood. The hair I got now is some KinkyCurlyYaki I got that when they first opened, now I heard bad reviews.
@user I did not see the report!!! Lol. I just saw a post on IG. Lol. Smh.
lovezoe says:
DTTS- OH YES! Debra Messing.
Yeah, that’s her name. Me no Likey
IONO why so Imma be Team Petty (just because) today 
NOT TODAY :stop:
Thee nerve of yall! 
Yall trying to kill my fat fren!
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if Aleve cant fix it then Ms Take got some certifiable ish. I took two aleve one time and dam near ended up like August Alsina. I was knocked out!
I had a moment of clarity when mid-way through my meeting I felt like a truck ran across my head.
My boss, and several of the execs came up to me and tell me I did great. My big boss just came up to me and was like
while you were up there I was staring at your profile and your hair was flowing..your physique was great..I was like go girl! You are looking great! You look god up there.” I smiled and said thank for the opportunity
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Listen I took them thangs and
@FAT GUHL: The meeting went fabulous
:confused: < — the face you make when this the umpteenth time your boss done said something off beat or touched you…. I mean she is a pank toe… so I keep granting leniency.. but maybe ..
*testing*
WhoDat what if he got warts on his slong, you okay with dat or have you done a video exam already?
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No comment.
LoveZoe: I was gonna order some from them but decided against it based off their instagram photos. Too many basic chics doing horrid things with that hair

I always catch EP when they having a sale or a promo. The hair i’ve had for 5+ years was when their prices were cheaper. Best hair on the market and will pay for now. I mess with nothing else anymore.
He really was a happy boy — besides his teeth he really never complained about much

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Gigi I’m about sick of SVU. it ain’t been the same since my dog Stabler left.
Trying to make her take all them meds at once JUST CUZ SHE FAT
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:crying1: They said take two of these and call me in the morning. They had Tylenol. Aleve, Advil, Excedrin, BC, Goodys, Allegra, Benadryl, Profafphil
Afiya says:
I went to CNN and they ain’t got nan on Trini, so it ain’t true
Ummmm
Something tells me IF he did or didn’t IT wouldn’t make it to CNN 
I could be wrong though
Taken- probably the stress of the meeting. Feel better.
Taken, do you have any Midol? maybe you have a PMS-related migraine
also, is it possible you got yourself worked up in anticipation of your meeting? that’s the only answers i got Sway… feel better boo! 
Gigi- them IG models I tell ya.
They had Tylenol. Aleve, Advil, Excedrin, BC, Goodys, Allegra, Benadryl, Profafphil
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Add Midol to the list
Profafphil
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Ummmm Something tells me IF he did or didn’t IT wouldn’t make it to CNN

I could be wrong though
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:crying1: They said take two of these and call me in the morning. They had Tylenol. Aleve, Advil, Excedrin, BC, Goodys, Allegra, Benadryl, Profafphil

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FINE forget ibuprofen then
Propophil


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Thing, kick in the door!
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My boss, and several of the execs came up to me and tell me I did great.
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No Comment
Nancy!
You see what I said about that darn recipe!
FML!
We gonna have all meats; some mac and cheese for Thanksgiving
Wasting time says:
DENIED!

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FOH Afiya
shut up Mistake
getcho own diagnosis 

DTTS…you getcho own too! they got spots down to the pain fruit stand i frequent..we could be line buddies
DENIED!

for real!!
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I’m
all I said was stop rolling your eyes.
….cuz I know you did.
take a warm bumble bath when you get home.
& make one of them kids rub your temples.
User Friendly says:
Profafphil
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<—ON PURPOSE not reading NO FAT FONT until 3 p.m. EST
Zoe! get out my mind guhl (fore i have to report you)
:crying1: <<<<me filing a blog grievance 'gainst Zoe

(you shut-up Dot!
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pain fruit stand
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247 DENIED AGANE
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NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:
shut up Mistake
getcho own diagnosis 
DTTS…you getcho own too! they got spots down to the pain fruit stand i frequent..we could be line buddies
shut up Mistake
getcho own diagnosis 

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I’m slapp happy or y’all heaux is on y’all Queen O Comedy Chit !
Taken- probably the stress of the meeting. Feel better.
She 10 :stop: don’t do it
and my husband had to stay out of town for a meeting so he has been gone 2 weeks :wails: Not to mention Taken3 and almost 2 been off the chain with energy. The boy thinks he is the next Puffy and hops on top of things yelling “ANDDDD NOOOOW introuducing!!!”
But he don’t never introduce nothing..just yell that. Taken3 got tired of it and knocked him off the box and he fell. She sew petty 
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Thanks everyone :hugs: I don’t think it was meeting stress related. Maybe a little cycle related and just fatigue. Been doing a lot here and home. My doorter came home with pank eye Friday
s/n @Mistake…imitrex is solely for migraines if they come back full force on u…i use to get them ALOT with allll those symptoms…of course it’s a script from your PCP
I saw this coming from a mile away. That’s why Kanye got rid of her because he knew she was no good
NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:
before i go running to the internet to search hi and low and scare da heyall outta myself..does anybody know about ativan at all? thanks in advance to whoever
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My husband has a seizure disorder (epilepsy) and he takes his regular medication daily but if he feels he’s about to have a seizure (it’s called an aura) he takes 1 Ativan. It stops the seizure from happening but he ends up sleeping all day. I took one of his for fun one time and it makes you feel laid back and unbothered. You couldn’t get excited, upset, have a belly laugh even if you wanted. Be warned they are highly addictive and you SHOULD NOT take them except as needed if you have a major psychological break or if you have epilepsy and you need to stop a seizure in its’ track. DON’T TAKE IT! 6 pills lasts him an entire year.
you just scared the heyall outta me…i don’t have seizures tho…it’s for high anger for me…aww man…what about a low dosage? still too much?
I wouldn’t do it. There are safer psychotropic drugs to help calm you. A low dose sertaline or another hypnotic maybe. You can become addicted very easily and have complications when you get off up to an including seizures. In fact Ativan should only be used for a month then your doctor will take you off. I do medication management for a living. Don’t do it.