Nick Cannon and Amber Rose

TV Guru Wendy Williams broke the news first: multimedia mogul Nick Cannon is getting his back rubbed by promiscuous socialite Amber Rose.

The irony is that they are both married to other people -- although Nick's divorce is slowly working its way through the courts. Amber's divorce should be announced as soon as Wiz Khalifa figures out why Nick is calling his wife at all hours of the night.

Insiders were whispering about Amber and Nick rendezvousing in various hotel rooms around NY. The whispers got so loud that Nick had his publicist send out press releases to the media before the gossip had even hit the blogs.

Nick reportedly helped Amber secure a TV deal through his company, NCredible Entertainment. Yes, Amber has been on TV in the past. And yes, the show was canceled rather abruptly due to lack of public interest. The problem is Amber has no charisma, no charm, and no personality -- all of which are needed to be successful in reality TV.

Nick knows all of this, of course. But he needs a reason to keep seeing Amber without tongues wagging about those expensive back rubs she's giving him. They're basically hiding in plain sight.

Once again a crafty gold digger gets what she wants while the children suffer.

From The Inquisitr.com:

The New York Post reports that the relationship between Nick Cannon and Amber Rose is “strictly business,” but their sources state that he’s already moving on from Carey and is “going after women.” Is one of the women former Ford Model Amber Rose? Celeb Dirty Laundry seems to think so, writing that the “alleged serial cheater” signed Rose up to do more than just manage her career.

“There have been a lot of rumors about how Nick is more than friendly with the women he ‘works’ with. And he’ll be in extremely close contact with Amber for the next few months.”

Amber is known for sleeping with men who have the power to advance her career (whatever that career may be).

She's known for sleeping with women too, but men are particularly susceptible to Amber's particular set of, um, shall we say "skills." Maybe Amber is why Mariah launched Nick from her bed?

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    • User Friendly

      getting his back rubbed
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      gets em everytime. aint that right, Buttercup :lol:

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      :no: Say it ain't so :no:

      :crying1: Don't do it Nick, Mariah gonna stalk you and her, won't be safe no where :cry:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :nono: I don't believe that :no:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      :popcorn:

      I think the whole Nick managing Amber is kind of weird, but what do I know? Does he manage other people?

      Mariah gon mess around and fukk Amber up :box:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      And Nick look like a back up Whispers singer up top. Don't do that look again Nick :no:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      NICK LOOKS OLD AS PHUCK!

      Dayum. Is that nigga close to 50 years old?

    • SoNastyandSoRude

      Nick... umm mike Epps got the Richard Pryor role..u can cut that shyt..looking like a member of the commodores..

    • SummerBaby

      Nick Cannon is getting his back rubbed by promiscuous socialite Amber Rose.
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      :hahaha:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :huh:

    • Rib of Chan

      I gotta go convert Euros into about 15 currencies.

      BUT I wanted/needed to say on behalf of Lambs everywhere...
      NICK IS DEAD TO ME. :eek: << Miss Celie eyes. Until you do right by our Mimi...we hope your dack falls off. BASTID. :mad:

      *poof*

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      I would bet a paycheck that Nick shook Amber's azz like RayJ did Kim's, bet on it! :yes:

      I sho would like to see that :popcorn: cause that bytch CAN twerk :yes:

    • KyCakes

      Amber has no charisma, no charm, and no personality
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      You don't need alladat iffin you can suck a marble through a hose....

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      Amber’s divorce should be announced as soon as Wiz Khalifa figures out why Nick is calling his wife at all hours of the night.
      ___________________

      Poor Whiz. He looks like a doting mother in the pictures with the baby too. :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I just wanna thank Mister Khalifa for doing his best to get me offa rillos and his instructional video of his wife twerking. :tea: Gawds bless yew.

    • Matchsticks

      I don't believe this....YET....

    • Rib of Chan

      NICK LOOKS OLD AS PHUCK!
      Dayum. Is that nigga close to 50 years old?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Its like the "Thinner" curse. He gonna KEEP rapidly age'n until he shrivels up like a California Raisin. Bastid.

    • lovezoe

      Going after women.”
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      :shade: ?

    • luVn_liFe…

      I have one high up I wanna poke. :yes:
      ~~~~~
      B I Know. I wanna do it next week :bite: Im scurred of the swelling, hubby would FREAK THE FCUK out ifin I look FROZEN :eek:

      I wanna do that first then the peel. :bounce:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      Amber got that good thickness tho. Look, ain't no point in being "rich and successful" if hoes shaped like Amber didn't come with the deal.

      I doubt Mariah cares. She seems to be more into herself than anything else. She got her some babies out the deal. This will give her career some "shine." That's all Mariah cares about. :shrugs:

    • SoNastyandSoRude

      Wiz looks like a lesbian from atl ..no wonder why she creepin..Nick needs to focus on Morris and Mexico (twins) and keep his kidneys healthy

    • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

      I wouldn't be surprised if this is true... Wiz turned a hoe to a hoewife...Nick was like :eek: you can do that? So now he on that is too.. :tea:

    • KyCakes

      Nick needs to focus on Morris and Mexico
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      :rofl:

      You ain't shyt....

      :ghost:

    • OutsidetheBox

      That pic is old. I saw that 106 and Amber was right personable. :shrug:

    • A.J.

      Amber’s divorce should be announced as soon as Wiz Khalifa figures out why Nick is calling his wife at all hours of the night.
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      :dead: :rofl:

    • User Friendly

      Morris and Mexico
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      :rofl:

    • Rib of Chan

      She got her some babies out the deal.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Skittles and Snickers real daddy is Da Brat.

    • luVn_liFe…

      Derek JETER Denies Gift Basket Rumors

      After 20 years in the league, Derek Jeter appears to be loosening up.

      The New York Yankees captain is walking among the people, visiting bars he didn’t know existed and, in some cases, setting the record straight on items he previously ignored.

      Jeter’s latest candid moment came during an interview with New York. Spotted by Larry Brown Sports’ Steve DelVecchio, Jeter discussed the lingering rumor regarding his alleged penchant for giving female companions gift baskets upon the completion of a one-night stand.

      The 2011 rumor claimed that any female lucky enough to end up staying the night at Jeter’s Trump Tower apartment would be greeted the following morning with a gift basket stuffed with sports memorabilia and a ride home.

      Jeter roundly denied this to New York.

      “Like I’m giving [women] signed baseballs and pictures of myself on the way out! Who comes up with a story like that?” Jeter said. “It said the reason people found out was because I gave the same girl the same basket and I had forgotten I’d given her one—like there are so many people coming through I forgot!”
      :crying: :hahaha: WHERE.IS.WASTING! :lol:

    • Just Looking

      Hope this is not true....She going to regret it.

      Nick look like he need a nap....

      Looking like a drunk Chilite singer for 1962

    • OutsidetheBox

      Its like the “Thinner” curse. He gonna KEEP rapidly age’n until he shrivels up like a California Raisin. Bastid.
      ___________

      :hahaha: I had too much to drink Saturday. Yelled it to a chick's byke after she shoved me so damn hard. Ole big bitch.

      Dubb I caught my balance, Celie-fangered and said SEW damn loud "THINNNERRRRRR"

      :rofl: Whew then i dolphined laughed for too long. :ashamed:

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      Nick has LUPUS :crying1: said he has to stay active, Amber's his caretaker :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      :tea:

    • Wasting time

      Luvn :nono: Don't be putting my boo on blast !

      I thought Nick was Amber new manger and can't it be his Lupus making him look tired and the fact he got 7 darn jobs!

    • luVn_liFe…

      NICK IS DEAD TO ME. :eek: < Miss Celie eyes. Until you do right by our Mimi
      ~~~
      By the Looks of the PIC up top, I'd say this is working, that kneegro looks ROUGH!

    • SoNastyandSoRude

      Nick looks like Denzel in he got game

    • OutsidetheBox

      Who Amber hoe'd with though @Wut. :lol: LMAOOOO Mayne I swear yall a trip. Kayne? And? :waiting: Come on.

    • Rib of Chan

      I had too much to drink Saturday. Yelled it to a chick’s byke after she shoved me so damn hard. Ole big bitch.

      Dubb I caught my balance, Celie-fangered and said SEW damn loud “THINNNERRRRRR”
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      :ghost:

      Nick Cannon ole "Black Man From Town" lookin azz! He gonna look like he was born in 1923 by the time its over with. Makes me sick!

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      “Like I’m giving [women] signed baseballs and pictures of myself on the way out! Who comes up with a story like that?” Jeter said. “It said the reason people found out was because I gave the same girl the same basket and I had forgotten I’d given her one—like there are so many people coming through I forgot!”

      _____________________

      :rofl: :rofl: Time Waster's Boo Thang!!!

    • OutsidetheBox

      Hope this is not true….She going to regret it.
      __________

      I cant really see it. :shrug:

    • Wasting time

      Amber @'ing SandraRose in 5 ... 4 ... 3 :kona:

    • Just Looking

      Ole big bitch

      ================
      Favorite under my breath words

      :love:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :tea: DID Yew Get the supreme or DELUXE,wasting???

    • KyCakes

      OutsidetheBox says:
      :rofl: Whew then i dolphined laughed for too long. :ashamed:
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      :rofl:

    • Wasting time

      Nick looks like Denzel in he got game
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      :crying: :ghost:

      But damn true !

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      :hahaha: I had too much to drink Saturday.

      ____________

      At the Ruben Studdard concert? :blink: He had the place turnt up like that? :eek:

    • SummerBaby

      I don't think Amber is a hoe :shrug:

    • Just Looking

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Hope this is not true….She going to regret it.

      ====================
      he one dem 7 l's that try to hard.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      Nick looks like harpo when he was trying on pants of Mrs cellies pants shop
      "Mrs cellie how is a pair of pantses that fit Sophia gone fit me"

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      MisTaken - I :pc: you

    • SOTHERNGRL

      So he cant just manage her he got to be fuggin her. :nono: I dont think so I really think Amber :heart: 's Wiz. But what do I know. :shrug:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      his instructional video of his wife twerking.

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      :phew: That azz was going. I bookmark all vids of her twerking. Wedding dress and all :buttshake:

      And :thumbsup: to those papers. :yes:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      I just wanna thank Mister Khalifa for doing his best to get me offa rillos
      *************
      @OTB how? asking for a fren

    • luVn_liFe…

      So he cant just manage her he got to be fuggin her
      ~~~~~
      doesn't fit the criteria :shrug: sawrry

    • User Friendly

      SummerBaby says:

      I don’t think Amber is a hoe
      _______________________

      but she can twerk, Summer! ipso facto, she a hoey ass hoeish hoe.

      it really doesnt take too much of nuthin to be called a hoe.

    • Wasting time

      she a hoey ass hoeish hoe.
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      :blink: :rofl:

    • SoNastyandSoRude

      Ambers divorce excuse is gonna be that wiz is on drugs..watch

    • San ah make ya dance

      :lame: Who came up with this one :yawn:

    • OutsidetheBox

      At the Ruben Studdard concert? He had the place turnt up like that?
      __________

      :hahaha: :rofl: You insist on calling that man show a concert. *pops collar* He did great gospel. :hahaha: And Im sorry. Two shows, friday night.

      Saturday night was :koolaid: cause the Gators got monkey stomped. :crying1:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      Monkey Stomped... :tea:

    • luVn_liFe…

      * He did great gospel
      ~~~
      You were dranking at a church outing??

    • SummerBaby

      but she can twerk, Summer! ipso facto, she a hoey ass hoeish hoe.
      it really doesnt take too much of nuthin to be called a hoe
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      True! I have watched a few of her twerk videos.

    • Just Looking

      They both happened to be married to other people.<<<<<<-----THis made me holler!

    • Just Looking

      luVn_liFe... says:

      * He did great gospel
      ~~~
      You were dranking at a church outing??
      =======================
      Got loong off,

      They were drinking first Sunday wine leftovers

      :kona:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :ashamed: One of them girls who been big forever. Give lil a chance whore. :tea:

    • Rib of Chan

      cause the Gators got monkey stomped
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Dolphin laughs LOUDLY.

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      I guess I'm just stuck on stupid cause I dont see chit
      Amber did that was hoish. The chit she was doing was for her man. Thats just keeping him :happy: Like she is posed to.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Nick looks like harpo when he was trying on pants of Mrs cellies pants shop
      “Mrs cellie how is a pair of pantses that fit Sophia gone fit me”
      __________

      Al I fukking love you :rofl: :rofl: :heart:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      Some chick named Angela Coates got arrested in Georgia and she is pretty. So niggas was offering to pay her bail and marry her and chit.

      The police station had to notify people she is already out of jail!

      Niggas thirsty in Georgia mayne! :rofl:

    • Rib of Chan

      The chit she was doing was for her man.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      That pic she took of her lady bug was for ALL.OF.US. though. Yes it was. :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      If this is true... :thumbsup: Nick.

      But it's got to be for money/connects. Cause ol' Bytch Cannon, is well a bytch. :shrug:

      And I'm a little jealous. :shame:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Florida WR Demarcus Robinson RT'd a tweet asking for a change at QB for the Gators, then deleted it

      ~~~~
      TWEET IT WITCHO chest son!

    • SOTHERNGRL

      @OTB your #35 I guess we wanna know the same thing

    • SummerBaby

      Man, I just don't care™ says:

      Some chick named Angela Coates got arrested in Georgia and she is pretty. So niggas was offering to pay her bail and marry her and chit.
      The police station had to notify people she is already out of jail!
      Niggas thirsty in Georgia mayne!
      -------------------
      She's cute I just looked at the former JET beauty :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      Meaghan released a statement!

      "I'm definitely in shock... Saddened for everyone who is experiencing this.. But I "choose" not to give the persons responsible my power. At the endo fthe day-we all know these pictures were for my hustand. And at the the day, evidently we all know how I feel about my titties.

      That's all I've got folks. Oh yeah, and for everyone who's reposting the leaked nudes? You should be ashamed of yourself. You have a blessed day now." -Meaghan via Instagram

    • luVn_liFe…

      Give lil a chance whore. :tea:
      ~~~
      :hahaha: YEW.Going.TO.HAYLE! With Gasoline drawls on especially for dranking at a church outing!

      :spank:

    • User Friendly

      That pic she took of her lady bug was for ALL.OF.US. though. Yes it was.
      ______________

      they say your lips on your face look like your lips between your legs. amber sure does have a pretty smile :kiss:

    • OutsidetheBox

      That azz was going
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      Man listen. :confused: I need my three pounds to go straight to the A. :lol: So I can :buttshake: harderrrrrrrr.

    • lovezoe

      Instagram: the poor man's publicist

    • aRoTh

      Why am I so intrigued with that "fvk it" anchor right now? LOL :bounce:

    • OutsidetheBox

      @OTB how? asking for a fren
      ____________

      :lol: Im tryna learn how to roll some paper doobs. Girl I used to be terrible. :hahaha: Wiz got a good learner vid tho. Im much better. :yes:

    • Wasting time

      :rules:
      Ifn one child with unkempt hair get a petition. ALL kids with unkempt hair get a petition.

      Ifn one does hoeish things and another person does the same hoeish thing then she a hoe!

      Ifn you claim a dude in your blog name and he say go do some work. Then you convert them pounds to franks

      Ifn Derek Jeter said he ain't give out goody bags but I HAVE 5 o them than he aint give out goody bags :rofl:

    • KyCakes

      User Friendly says:

      they say your lips on your face look like your lips between your legs. amber sure does have a pretty smile :kiss:
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      Thick 'ems :rofl:

    • User Friendly

      Give lil a chance whore
      ____________

      :lol: who is this for? everything aint for everybody. got Laura Govan out here looking like a meth head. :smh:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      @USER
      "That pic she took of her lady bug was for ALL.OF.US. though. Yes it was.
      ______________

      they say your lips on your face look like your lips between your legs. amber sure does have a pretty smile
      _________________________

      :thumbsup:

      Ain't nothing wrong with giving them lips a :kiss:

    • OutsidetheBox

      You were dranking at a church outing??
      _________

      Listen they drank in church why not? :blink: But no! :lol: I attended with mixed company on friday night. I was still work OTB. :yes: :biggrin:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      :koolaid: cause the Gators got monkey stomped. :crying1:

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      :cheer:

      :lol: I should have known Mr. Studdard had moved over to gossip. It's where failing singing careers go to die :yes:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I swear I hate the Tide. :hahaha: :huh: :wail:

    • User Friendly

      I attended with mixed company on friday night. I was still work OTB
      ____________________

      I was with mixed ppls on friday too. I was turnt the fugg up tho. :shame:

      I always forget to factor my pregame drinks into my total drinks for the night. gets me everytime. :smack:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      The lips on your face thing is a lie... :tea:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      Ifn you claim a dude in your blog name and he say go do some work. Then you convert them pounds to franks

      ______________

      :rofl: :rofl:

      Wait, Wiz really has a paper rolling instructional video? :lol: I switched over to papers years ago and haven't looked back. :no: off to :pc: to see if we do it the same. :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      I should have known Mr. Studdard had moved over to gossip. It’s where failing singing careers go to die
      __________________________________

      :rofl:
      :rofl:
      :rofl:

      That's "career hospice."
      I know they already got a room reserved for Kelly "Kentucky Derby" Rowland!

      I can hear her interview now talkin bout how she always wanted to sing Gospel and chit. :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Florida WR Demarcus Robinson RT’d a tweet asking for a change at QB for the Gators, then deleted it

      ~~~~
      TWEET IT WITCHO chest son!

      ____________

      We sad bout that. :facepalm: I swear, Muschamp need some get right. I dont want Country to do that tho. :facepalm:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      @otb you should hate your coach... :tea:

    • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

      Awww come on Sandy. When you make up a story let it have some accuracy to it. Such as, Amber has been in two movies. I think they went straight to DVD. The western one where Teyana beat the crap out of the MALE director and got fired and the one where Amber plays a high school mean girl with her 30 year old thick self. As for Nick he doesn't have a history of claiming thick girls, other than Mariah so I don't know. He might smash but I don't think he would ever claim her. I could be wrong of course.

    • KyCakes

      Y'all hear about that reporter, who outed herself as the owner of a cannabis operation in Alaska? This bish said on the air "Fawk it, I quit" :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      Go Broncos anyway :tea:

    • Rib of Chan

      Ifn you claim a dude in your blog name and he say go do some work. Then you convert them pounds to franks
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Brazilian Reals never convert well either. Assholes. Im converting! I'm converting!

    • OutsidetheBox

      who is this for? everything aint for everybody. got Laura Govan out here looking like a meth head.

      ___________

      Yeen lying. :hahaha: That was for a big girl who shoved me Saturday. She did it on purpose. Folk know they will hold on to ole chit. :no: :tea:

    • lovezoe

      Y’all hear about that reporter, who outed herself as the owner of a cannabis operation in Alaska? This bish said on the air “Fawk it, I quit”
      ---
      Listen that anchor didn't know what to say. She was like uh sorry ably that. Hilarity

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      I always forget to factor my pregame drinks into my total drinks for the night. gets me everytime. :smack:

      ____________

      Oh my Gawd, me too. I be out like I only had two drinks, why am I feeling it?!? Not taking into the bottle of wine I had before I left the house, the shot I had at my girls house and my road cup drank :facepalm:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I was with mixed ppls on friday too. I was turnt the fugg up tho.

      I always forget to factor my pregame drinks into my total drinks for the night. gets me everytime.

      ____________

      :woohoo: :hahaha: :koolaid: Your mixed company friends be like i didnt know you could be so much fun. :lol:

    • Wasting time

      :kiss:
      Just joshing with you Rib!
      You know as long as I can stretch this perm out you and Jenie can do no wrong!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      So I read Gabby nudes got leaked I'm searching err where I have Yet to find the photos of 's Sibide Liars the whole lot of you #disappointed :tea:

    • luVn_liFe…

      KyCakes says: Y’all hear about that reporter, who outed herself as the owner of a cannabis operation in Alaska? This bish said on the air “Fawk it, I quit” :rofl:
      ~~~~~
      NO, But after Fri the 26th, this will be my attitude! :woohoo:
      :nun:
      ThankUjesus for the strength!!!!! :yahoo:

    • OutsidetheBox

      The lips on your face thing is a lie…
      ____________

      Erybody know white girl lips tiny... :lol:

    • KyCakes

      lovezoe says:

      Y’all hear about that reporter, who outed herself as the owner of a cannabis operation in Alaska? This bish said on the air “Fawk it, I quit”

      Listen that anchor didn’t know what to say. She was like uh sorry about that. Hilarity
      -----------------------------------------------------------------------
      ...then "We'll be right back" then "Uh, no..." and launches into another story....

      The desk anchor sounded like SHE was higher than a giraffe's ass :lol:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      I know they already got a room reserved for Kelly “Kentucky Derby” Rowland!
      I can hear her interview now talkin bout how she always wanted to sing Gospel and chit. :rofl:

      __________

      meant to say gospel, but :yes: they have a room reserved for her. Sadly :confused:

      That's why the Braxton singers are like :no: we are NOT doing a gospel album. It's "inspirational". Once they hit that switch, it's lights out. :tea:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      She said she ain’t no Ruben was turning up for Sorry 4 2004 like dat :dead:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      :think: Amber' s thick self was a Ford model?! :shocked:

    • luVn_liFe…

      More than 800 rounds of ammunition found in car of alleged White House intruder. :eek: my GAWD!

    • KyCakes

      luVn_liFe... says:

      KyCakes says: Y’all hear about that reporter, who outed herself as the owner of a cannabis operation in Alaska? This bish said on the air “Fawk it, I quit” :rofl:
      ~~~~~
      NO, But after Fri the 26th, this will be my attitude! :woohoo:
      :nun:
      ThankUjesus for the strength!!!!! :yahoo:
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      Where YOU going?

      Nosey AND Jealous

    • OutsidetheBox

      It was hard to hate him at first but now :tea: This is obvisouly Muschamp's last year. I mean he would need to make the playoffs and everything to retain that job. He gots to go.

      Bright spot, all the defensive starters from 2012, are starting in the NFL. :heart: Thats all he coasting on.

    • lovezoe

      More than 800 rounds of ammunition found in car of alleged White House intruder. my GAWD!
      ----------
      And he made it in the White House. They didn't tackle him or nada.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      @LUVN
      "More than 800 rounds of ammunition found in car of alleged White House intruder. my GAWD!"
      ____________________

      Nigga jumpin the White House fence with a knife and 800 rounds of ammunition and they "arrest" his azz.

      But unarmed black men get the :ak47: and the :shrugs:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      @Otb white girls not the only ones with them thins. I'd still eat it though :tea:

    • Wasting time

      More than 800 rounds of ammunition found in car of alleged White House intruder. :eek: my GAWD!
      --------------------
      He got to the unlocked door and chit :no:
      O and em was gone though but still; that was too darn close and clearly a test run!
      They want O bad! Trying to deter the next ones!
      We WILL NOT BE Deterred!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      @OTB

      Did you see Saban "greet" Muschamp before the game? He was telling him he was goin get him another job somewhere and not to worry. :rofl:

    • Just Looking

      :waves: @ Ms. Sandra!

      NOT BRAGGING - But I did receive my HAT :thankyou:

      Thanks Louis Stewart - going to gift it to my 17 year old.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      I was really hoping the chick that quit was a lighter hue than me. :tea:

    • KyCakes

      ALBoy says:

      @Otb white girls not the only ones with them thins. I’d still eat it though :tea:
      --------------------------------------------------------------------------
      Can someone break down for me the thin vs. thick narnia lips?

    • Just Looking

      @OTB - Does office OTB wear Cardigans and Pearls :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      Miss State though... :tea:

    • User Friendly

      Oh my Gawd, me too. I be out like I only had two drinks, why am I feeling it?!? Not taking into the bottle of wine I had before I left the house, the shot I had at my girls house and my road cup drank
      _____________

      :buttshake: I was at the garden party showing OUT!

      I was so confused becasue all they had was wine and cheese and fruit. then I remembered the thot-juice I had back at the house while getting dressed.

      ....and the :smoke:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Nigga jumpin the White House fence with a knife and 800 rounds of ammunition and they “arrest” his azz.

      But unarmed black men get the :ak47: and the :shrugs:
      ~~~~~~
      And he made it in the White House. They didn’t tackle him or nada.
      :no:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      Who said Nick up there still in character trying out for the Pryor biopic? :crying1:
      Nick up there like I’ll take any movie :pray: Don’t I look like Bow Wow in Roll Bounce???

    • Wasting time

      Nigga jumpin the White House fence with a knife and 800 rounds of ammunition and they “arrest” his azz.

      But unarmed black men get the :ak47: and the :shrugs:

      ----------------------
      He was brown though; I think Spanish and they said they arrested and didn't shoot on purpose. They say O is not about that life.

    • aRoTh

      luVn_liFe... says:

      More than 800 rounds of ammunition found in car of alleged White House intruder.
      __________________________

      Blanco or negra?

      Blanco? He'll be let off with community service. Suspended by "time served" b/c he had to run all the way across the White House lawn to get there.

      Negra? He'll be charged with MURDER of a police officer, five squirrels and two dogs.

      The death of the squirrels is what's going to get the book thrown at him. Watch. :tea:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      :buttshake: I was at the garden party showing OUT!

      __________

      Whatcha end up wearing?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      I can not I love p ssy so the girth of lips matter not But depth consistency of that liquid though... let's talk :tea:

    • OutsidetheBox

      @OTB – Does office OTB wear Cardigans and Pearls
      ____________

      LMAOOOOO :yes: :rofl: Right now im wrapped up in a Pashmina Pank scarf I was gifted last xmas. :nun: :rofl: WHere DTTS.

    • luVn_liFe…

      He got to the unlocked door and chit :no:
      ~~~~
      Obviously there's a blind spot in the sec.system :tea:

      :no:

    • Wasting time

      BET Hip-Hop Awards show host Snoop Dogg was ruthless when it came to the Joseline jokes and that other presenters joined in on the fun.

      The source claims Joseline was last seen storming out of the venue in tears, trailed by Stevie J, and was later found bawling uncontrollably inside the ladies room.

      -------------------------
      Shim needs a :hug:
      Now I want to watch the awards :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      @OTB

      Did you see Saban “greet” Muschamp before the game? He was telling him he was goin get him another job somewhere and not to worry.
      _______________

      :rofl: :rofl: 17 was like Nick didnt even promote him. We bout to lose. :crying1: :rofl: Damn!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Listen man... you can't even jump MY fence and not catch at least a brick , bb's, or sum !? I mean... :wtf:

    • OutsidetheBox

      NOT BRAGGING – But I did receive my HAT
      _________

      THIS IS TOTES BRAGGING. :crying1: I aint never managed to win nothing. All my years i fonted. :crying1: Cant win a friend, a football game, a nothing. :rofl: :chase:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      I think they are testing security to see how close they can get to POTUS

    • Wasting time

      His name is Omar J. Gonzalez!
      I don't know what he is . . .
      He brown though!

    • KyCakes

      ALBoy says:

      I can not I love p ssy so the girth of lips matter not But depth consistency of that liquid though… let’s talk :tea:
      -------------------------------------------------------------------------
      :lol:

      Thank you, kind sir....

    • Rib of Chan

      @Wasting not you hunny. You not an azzhole. :hug: These fuggas who let us quote this whole budget with all these countries in the wrong currencies. Getchall azzes in the casket :casket: Fugg a Polish Zloty.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      George W woulda killed him his mom and two people he graduated Everest with.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Miss State though…

      ___________

      :tea: And Ole Miss. Sneak teams. Dont get caught slipping. And did yall see Vandy? Lawd aint no place safe in the SEC...cepting Florida look like. :confused:

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      Will you look at Nick lookin' like Ike Turner's oldest boy by Anna Mae Bullock.

      I'm as confused about Nick as I am about Ray J - what are people so fascinated by?

    • Wasting time

      His name is Omar J. Gonzalez!
      I don’t know what he is . . .
      He brown though!

      And a Vet; with a mental issue.
      They would have shot that man and the whole gov't would have been impeached!
      Everybody.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      @SANDRA

      "NOT BRAGGING – But I did receive my HAT

      Thanks Louis Stewart – going to gift it to my 17 year old."-JUST LOOKING
      _____________________

      :eek:
      :blink:

      Sandra, ain't no phucking way you buying posters hats and chit like that and STILL ain't got my shoes.

      :facepalm:

      Ain't I good to you? Ain't I nice?

      See, this chit right here.... :mad:

    • Just Looking

      Where is DTTS - Prolly eating AGAIN

      :kona:

    • aRoTh

      Wasting time says:

      His name is Omar J. Gonzalez!
      I don’t know what he is . . .
      He brown though!
      _________________________

      Does he identify as white or nah?

    • OutsidetheBox

      Blanco or negra?

      Blanco? He’ll be let off with community service. Suspended by “time served” b/c he had to run all the way across the White House lawn to get there.

      Negra? He’ll be charged with MURDER of a police officer, five squirrels and two dogs.

      The death of the squirrels is what’s going to get the book thrown at him. Watch.
      ________

      Goo'day. :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      @Ky no problem
      Signed
      Southern Gentleman :tea:

    • User Friendly

      Whatcha end up wearing?
      _____________________

      a blouse that ties at the top with a big ass bow. I dont knw if they have a name for it :shrugs: a garden party hat and some victorian looking maroonish shoes. I couldnt find anything floral so I went victorian instead (hope that makes sense). think Eliza Doolittle.

      it was fun. well at least, EYE had fun. :shame:

      then on saturday morning when I was recovering I noticed my floral dress that I could have worn with a cardigan :smack: hopefully i get invited again next year.

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      The death of the squirrels is what’s going to get the book thrown at him.
      ________

      Fugging :dead: :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      Eliza Doolittle <--- I don't know who that is :no: But I totally get the look you were going for. :thumbsup:

    • Just Looking

      @User - Oh, this sounds DELIGHTFUL :yes:

      Sounds like my style :nun:

      Blouse is callled P U ZZ Y Bow Blouse :love:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Does he identify as white or nah?
      __________

      You is on fire. :hahaha: :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      NOT BRAGGING
      _______________

      Bye. WIG!

    • KyCakes

      :rofl: I :heart: @Al

    • OutsidetheBox

      a blouse that ties at the top with a big ass bow. I dont knw if they have a name for it a garden party hat and some victorian looking maroonish shoes. I couldnt find anything floral so I went victorian instead (hope that makes sense). think Eliza Doolittle.

      it was fun. well at least, EYE had fun.

      then on saturday morning when I was recovering I noticed my floral dress that I could have worn with a cardigan hopefully i get invited again next year.

      __________

      Pu ssy Bow. :love: One of my faves. Im sure you were the bee's knees. :love:

    • User Friendly

      VDot! its from My Fair Lady. Audrey Hepburn played the role. you should watch it, even if you watch it on mute you would like the wardrobe. its fun!

      JL--puzzy bow blouse? really? thanks! I have to remember that.

    • Just Looking

      :waves: @ Fancy Nancy - Wig 3

      :hug:

      Cordial greeting is more lady like :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      :offtopic:

      Did anybody see the video of the cop shooting the man at point blank range cause he reached for his pepper spray during a street scuffle. :shocked:

      I don't know where they are from but all the people videoing were screaming and yelling in something foreign and I speak minimal Mexican. :coffee:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Was it delivered USPS? My mailman bout to come up my side of the street :bounce:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      :newpost:

    • User Friendly

      so how long til we get a post on Cree Mowry's top knot? I think its fine but I already know the backlash is coming.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      IF this is true, GO HEAD Amber! :cheer:

      :fistbump: Big money take lil money :kona:

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