August Alsina

Up-and-coming R&B singer August Alsina remains in intensive care in stable condition after collapsing and falling off the stage during a concert at Irving Plaza in NYC.

Gossip tabloid TMZ reports the New Orleans native experienced "multiple seizures" after falling into the crowd. An insider tells Sandrarose.com exclusively that Alsina, 22, suffered "closed head injuries" when he fell Monday night.

Another insider close to Alsina's camp said the singer smoked a potent form of medical marijuana called "Knockout Kush" the day of the concert.

Singersroom.com quotes a rep who says Alsina is "getting better."

According to TMZ Alsina is being treated for the mythical celebrity diagnosis "exhaustion and dehydration."

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    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      According to TMZ Alsina is being treated for the mythical celebrity diagnosis “exhaustion and dehydration.”

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      uh, not if he has “closed head injuries” :nono:
      :pray: for this young man's recovery... Lord knows i was once young & dumb too, smh

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      :tea:

    • User Friendly

      get well soon. too pretty to be falling out like that :kiss: <--right on the nipple.

    • Wasting time

      wow
      I thought he would have been out already

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      perv :tea: :rofl:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      Damn something really wrong with that boi. :blink:

    • OpinionHated

      Him Wayne Kanye all need to stop sniffing paint chips

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      Well dang what kind of stick icky ooo-weee this clown done smoked? :no: He probably was smoking straight out his dookie shoot or something. It’s gotta be something greater. Either that or he was one that :snort:

    • Lucky15th

      The tattoo :blink:

    • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

      If he's in stable condition why is he in the ICU? I didn't expect him to even be in the hospital this long let alone ICU. God bless his skinny little heart.

    • OutsidetheBox

      :| This is getting sad. I hope he gets better. I dont think it had anything to do with the strain. He hit his head. :shrug: Lucky he didnt manage to die. Ion play bout head knocks. :nono:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Damn something really wrong with that boi.

      ____________

      Thats what Im saying. :|

    • Wasting time

      Hey Taken :hi:

    • OutsidetheBox

      swear I my Baybay. She be giving errybody a chance. What he gonna sing tho? I’m sorry 2014? Cover songs?

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      :crying1: :rofl: Thanks for loving me in spite. :rofl: Ion know wtf he gone sing. :wail: I aint heard no music from this man. I will barely be able to sing along but im going. I assume my church-y songs. I heard about it thru my churh. :hahaha: :rofl:

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      If he don't look like a 12-year old Ike Turner... but anyway.

      I need to know what the real problem ih - you don't go to ICU after fainting unless there are some issues already.

      What's the deal.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Carrington Sir. I like your new gravi. :phew: :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      According to TMZ Alsina is being treated for the mythical celebrity diagnosis “exhaustion and dehydration.”
      ________________

      :rofl:

    • BostonBabe

      I hope he gets better, I want to see him when he came to Boston. I really like him :shame: :rollseyes: I feel like a perv, but he is fine :hump:

    • BostonBabe

      *went

    • Crickett

      I don't know who this kid is, he probably has brain damage. Drugs that influence your brain will also hinder the brain from working properly.

    • OutsidetheBox

      I want to see him when he came to Boston
      ___________

      I saw him here a month or two ago. He is very cute and he can sing. Worth all the damn rain. :yes:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      I like your new gravi

      ______

      :yes: saw it yestaday like that man know he enjoy teasing moi (all about me :) ). Started to say something, but I think I'm starting this less forward game with myself. I've been losing tho :huh:

    • lovezoe

      Sad.

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      @Waste :hi: I am making a decision to not work for the rest of the day :eek: Next week is going to be even worse :wails: I will be so happy after our presentation to the board is over

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      WHat did he hit his head on?
      What kinda of neck tat is that?

      Well just get well young man :tea:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :pizza: <00skrimp tempura. Bout to hurt myself in here. :hahaha: :phew: Gawddd i cant be sated! :eek: Sheesh.

    • MsEducation

      Is it Leukemia?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      what kind of stick icky ooo-weee this clown
      :dead:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      @VDot you better get on it :spank: You and Carrington can be the next Dub and Chan. Then I can wear my housecoats to 2 weddings :grill:
      *goes and looks in my closet and run my fingers across my housecoats gingerly* They soooo not ready. I’MMA KILLA ‘EM WITH DAT ONE :yahoo:

    • Hair Lova

      It probably has to do with the fact that he hit his head. Hope he gets better.

    • User Friendly

      :rofl: Ms Take so dern silly

    • Str8tUpMenace

      :blink: "Knockout Weed?" Da hell was in that chit, crack???? What did he hit his head on? Hope he recovers soon. :pray:

    • BostonBabe

      He just updated his Instagram, with a photo and everything :cry:

    • OutsidetheBox

      ______

      saw it yestaday like that man know he enjoy teasing moi (all about me ). Started to say something, but I think I’m starting this less forward game with myself. I’ve been losing tho
      _________

      :hahaha: :yes: Of course its all about you..duh. he see what eye see.

      Thsi less forward game tho, :hahaha: :no: I almost fought a jit tryna tell me "the game changed.." and he like women to chase/come after him. :stank face: I argued this man down. Told him he wont have no qaulity women. IDK why it made me so mad. :lol: So furturistic, until its for me to change. Ion like it. :nono:

      :hahaha:

    • Bootcampgirl

      Carrington Sir. I like your new gravi.
      _________________________
      You read my whole entire brain... :rofl: I was reading the comments and then BAM...hubba hubba... :heart:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Lord.... I hope not.... Where you get that from?

    • OutsidetheBox

      MsEducation says:

      Is it Leukemia?

      _________

      Your nic and question imply that you did the edu. What you know? :popcorn:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Sup my lovely ladies & gents :hug:

      Sooooooo mad at Taken for the comment bout her babies' fallen family members. :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      :wails: I will be so happy after our presentation to the board is over
      _____________________________________

      :bite: it's today? ...nevermind all that, you got this! :nun: :grill:

    • OutsidetheBox

      <--got the shiniest, reddest, hurting-est 12year old white girl's pimple in the world craig. Forehead. *smoothes bang lower and over* :confused: Some chit you just too old for.

    • luVn_liFe…

      GeeZe this cant be Good! :pray: I truly hope he will be OK
      MIRS :hug:

    • OutsidetheBox

      MenacetotheBlog :cheer: :ratsalute:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      closed head injuries”
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      I was like :thinking: what dat mean when he feel all the meat and blood that was busted up stayed inside his head? That’s good right? As opposed to it falling out through an “open head injury”… makes it easier to find if they need to put it back in. Imagine if it fell into the crowd and they was like :woohoo: EVERYBODY :stop: and look for August cerebral cortex!!! :kona:

    • Wasting time

      So none of them heaux in the front row screaming and crying caught his azz or broke his fall :no:
      These new groupies ain't loyal. MJ wouldn't have touched the ground. They would have caught him and laid him on the stage gently.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Spot can you tell her your wedding is black tie..? *face that little white girl in the car seat meme make*

      :hahaha:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      OutsidetheBox says:

      <–got the shiniest, reddest, hurting-est 12year old white girl's pimple in the world craig. Forehead. *smoothes bang lower and over* Some chit you just too old for.
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      Lawd, I got one of those too, and I can't cover the bish. right on my damn dimple. Hurts when I smile. FML :sad: <-----been walkin round like this all day to ease the pain.

    • sassyshe

      He just woke up and made a post. My poor baby

    • OutsidetheBox

      and look for August cerebral cortex!!!
      _____________

      :dead: this why ppl think we went to ICDC.

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      Let me rephrase Internet less forward. :hahaha: real life you gotta chase me down. Woo me. Now I may place myself directly on thr path...make sure you see me and chit. Throw a rock and hide my hand so I can bat these eyes. :biggrin: but give me a number? I aint calling :nono: matter if fact itll take a minute before i even call u first :shrug: don't ask for first couple dates? We ain't going nowhere :no:

    • sassyshe

      @bostonbabe :cosign:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I see this commercial for some BioSonic or something like that for pimples. They say in works quick :lol:

      :hug: (IONO what else to say hug :rofl: )

    • Str8tUpMenace

      OTBizzle :yahoo: #rattatattat
      #salute

      Luvn :hug: hey shuga!!!

    • Bootcampgirl

      :headphone:

      Now I do it for my homies
      That'll never get to do it
      And I do it for the mamas
      Trying to make it on they own
      Yeah I do it for the thugs
      On the yard locked up
      And I do it for New Orleans
      Couldn't do it all alone
      Believe it, while I'm out here on the grind
      Looking out for me
      All my homies saying
      Dawg don't forget about me
      I'm just tryna shine
      And see what I can be
      Cause I can hear them saying
      Aug, don't forget about me
      ________________________
      I be singing this song like it's mine :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      So none of them heaux in the front row screaming and crying caught his azz or broke his fall
      These new groupies ain’t loyal. MJ wouldn’t have touched the ground. They would have caught him and laid him on the stage gently.
      _____________

      :tea:

      Beyonce falling off the stage..onto floor? Only in your (not your :love: ) faves dreams. And our faves nightmares. :lol:

      Im telling big slimm as Kevin is I wouldve caught his ass just as sho! *hands round like basket ball goal*

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      These new groupies ain’t loyal. MJ wouldn’t have touched the ground. They would have caught him and laid him on the stage gently.
      :cosign:

      Menace :yahoo:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      Put some tea tree oil on it.

      :rofl: at Taken. I think Joey still in the house. Just won't let me be great :wail: these jokes Carrey :biggrin:

    • User Friendly

      Carrington Sir. I like your new gravi
      ______________

      translation: when you gone let me fuggggggg Ms. Parker :lol:

    • OutsidetheBox

      What the post say yall. :|

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      These new groupies ain’t loyal.
      ________________________

      :no: i blame Miguel. :|

    • Str8tUpMenace

      OutsidetheBox says:

      So none of them heaux in the front row screaming and crying caught his azz or broke his fall
      These new groupies ain’t loyal. MJ wouldn’t have touched the ground. They would have caught him and laid him on the stage gently.
      _____________

      Beyonce falling off the stage..onto floor? Only in your (not your ) faves dreams. And our faves nightmares.

      Im telling big slimm as Kevin is I wouldve caught his ass just as sho! *hands round like basket ball goal*
      _________________________________

      Her teflon don weave woulda broke her fall, and protected that head :tea:

      :lol:

    • OutsidetheBox

      FML <—–been walkin round like this all day to ease the pain.
      _________

      BOL!!!! :hahaha: I forgot and rubbed my head just knew it had exploded. :| nope. Gonna be looking like this for a day or so more i guess. :wail:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      DTTS, hey bew!!!!!!!!!! :kiss:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      These new groupies ain’t loyal. MJ wouldn’t have touched the ground.

      *********

      :rofl: But forreal? I couldn't figure out if he fell in the crowd or the area between the crowd and stage :eek: seemed like they had ample time to catch him. I mean he did very carefully set that mic down before falling :yes:

    • User Friendly

      EVERYBODY and look for August cerebral cortex!!!
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      :rofl: they already done stole that man hat. now they got his medulla longada too? :rules:

    • Just Looking

      :facepalm:

      Folks gonna learn not to smoke and drank evetything folks had them.

      marijuana called “Knockout Kush” = Probably had drano in it.

      Pray he gets better.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :shakebutt: :hug:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Let me rephrase Internet less forward. real life you gotta chase me down. Woo me. Now I may place myself directly on thr path…make sure you see me and chit. Throw a rock and hide my hand so I can bat these eyes. but give me a number? I aint calling matter if fact itll take a minute before i even call u first don’t ask for first couple dates? We ain’t going nowhere

      ____________

      Exactly how the world should work craig. :lol:

    • sassyshe

      @user he said he got the hat back

    • Just Looking

      :waves: @ Mac - How is OTB 10, he better since that day, that gahl tried him.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Gone Mirs :chase: :rofl: Her fall would and has been flawless. She even fall in grace. :nun:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      big slimm as Kevin is I wouldve caught his ass just as sho!

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      :rofl: :heart: That big slim nucca :yes: his people shoe do hoist his azz up when he jump not fall but cannonball into the crowd. I clutched the pearls first couple of times I seen it. Like are they gone catch him :bite:

    • OutsidetheBox

      translation: when you gone let me fuggggggg Ms. Parker
      ________

      I would never. :rofl: :rofl: Somebody already called dibbs.. :kona: And we aint no damn kartrashians. :hahaha: noshadenoshade. :tea:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Gone Mirs Her fall would and has been flawless. She even fall in grace.
      ___________________________

      :hahaha: Not that time when she slid down those steps on her rump. :rofl:

    • User Friendly

      Carrington didnt even have the decency to respond. mustve went out to get hot chocolate :steer: hannnnnnnnn

    • Just Looking

      Bootcamp and OTB - With ya'll fass selves. *giggles

    • OutsidetheBox

      Hooking :wave: You right tho..these kids be the try anything Mikeys. You got to know when to hold em, when to fold em, when to say :huh: I dint see you roll them.

      They dont know. :no:

      "I swear if the Blacks ruin weed :huh: ..." <-- all the yts who smoke in the USA. :lol:

    • Just Looking

      :waves:@ Fancy Nancy - From all the free fall jumping and workn so hard, I wore myself tired.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      What up yall

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      August put up a pic of him in the 'spital. That boi hurt. Said he just woke up outta coma and the homey he tagged had never left his side (not sure how he knew since he was :zzz: so must have been 3rd party relay) but was healing.

    • Rib of Chan

      Caint nobody be the next me and Chan. We are slighty both touched in the head....but it all works out in the end :shrug:

      *Poof*

    • OutsidetheBox

      @ Mac – How is OTB 10, he better since that day, that gahl tried him.
      _________

      Girl :hahaha: He is good.. he is my "roll off the back of the neck" kid. He dont be bothered too much at all. Gets over it real fast. Good in a way bad as well i think. Like he truly has no fukks to give about classmates and "friends" and such cause he feel like, "who the fukk are they? i got OTB13 (boy) :biggrin: "

      13 is finding his independence and dogging baby brother like olders are wont to do yet my baby still think he the coolest thing moving. :heart:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      UFO - Carrington ain't fooling with us. :rofl: Where Brownskin qt aka Carrington's e-boo been? :scared:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      Mirs??? Do I know you

    • Wasting time

      :no: i blame Miguel. :|
      -------------------------
      :rofl:

      True!

    • OutsidetheBox

      Carrington didnt even have the decency to respond. mustve went out to get hot chocolate hannnnnnnnn
      _____________

      :rofl: :rofl: Geaux away User.

    • Just Looking

      Yeah, you gotta know who you "rolln" with. Hubby got a homeboy that crazier than bat droppings.

      Smoked something bad decades ago; rolled up to the Deans office and was like you up (as he threw him the basketball) Been in the nut house couple of times.

    • luVn_liFe…

      what did his updated IG Post SAY????!

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      Nice tats.

      Get well quick.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Awww. Poor Late Summer. I hope he get to healing.

    • Just Looking

      :waves: @ Luvie :kiss:

    • luVn_liFe…

      closed head injuries :think: concussion? Pam Oliver said her concussion had her down for days :(

    • User Friendly

      did yall see JLo and Roo made a video called Big Booty? :yawn: I guess its "their" version of Ananconda. :rolleyes:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Looking :huh: time for a gravie change maam. :hug:

    • Rib of Chan

      Mirs. :hug:

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      :hi: Carrington, sitting up there looking all high, glasses all crooked, throwing up gang signs, what set you in? :lol:

    • Bootcampgirl

      I'm ready to go the fck home :yawn:

    • Rib of Chan

      Roo
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^
      DA HOPP-PAH!!! :dead:

      OTB going to hell for calling August up top "Late Summer" too. :crying1:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      JL! you mean you not gonna jump no more?! :cheer: wont HE do it! :nun:

    • Unshakable

      So off topic and in random news:

      So i was speaking to my parents who were eating chicken grizlets at the time. And sometimes, my dad can get real philosophical while eating, right?

      So he tells me that he won't eat swine because it's unclean, nor would he eat chicken butts or cow tongue. Then he sayd he could never, ever even think about eating lamb because of the crucifixion. He says, Jesus is the Lamb of God and I just couldn't even bring myself to do it. That would weigh heavy on my conscious. It just sounds sinful...and he was rather perturbed at the thought even as he articulaed the aforementioned sentiments.

      You care. :tea:

    • Rib of Chan

      I’m ready to go the fck home
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I felt like this upon leaving my driveway this morning :sad:

    • OutsidetheBox

      did yall see JLo and Roo made a video called Big Booty? I guess its “their” version of Ananconda.

      ________________

      :yawn: Its so puzzling. I mean not really but yeah. booties all the range. Make sure your skin light and your waist tight tho or vogue gonna ignore you. :yawn:

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      All this gravi love... *blinkin' real hawd*

      Let me find out I still got it and I eene know it.

      Alright nah... I been tellin' y'al Joey just turned 18 and I won'ts me a new baby boy to spurle (as my grandma calls it).

      Y'all better quit mashin' (another granny word) up against me.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      THIS: i blame Miguel.

      AND THEN THIS: Her teflon don weave woulda broke her fall, and protected that head

      :chase: :ghost:

    • Rib of Chan

      @Unshake
      Tell Pops Imma do him a solid and eat ALL the bacon he aint gonna eat.
      And the poak chops.
      AND the ham.

    • User Friendly

      chicken grizlets
      ____________

      gizzards? :think:

    • Unshakable

      @BootCamp,

      Chile you ain't lying! I was ready to go at 8 this moanin. Tuh! :hug:

      @Carrington,

      You look quite handsome in your pic. :yes:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Carrington, sitting up there looking all high, glasses all crooked, throwing up gang signs, what set you in?
      ____________

      The Learned Set. :hahaha: :heart:

      But Fiya I just wanna say on record there is a special heated chair in hell for you. Chucky. Yesterday. OMG I was so ashamed of how hard i laughed. :ashamed: Forget you for making me feel shame. :rofl:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      :hi: Carrington, sitting up there looking all high, glasses all crooked, throwing up gang signs, what set you in? :lol:

      ______________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • Unshakable

      @User,

      Is that what they are called? I probably was suffering from selective listening. :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *jacked

      At least eight Ebola aid workers and journalists were reportedly murdered and dumped in a latrine in a remote village in Guinea in a frightening example of the growing distrust locals have of foreigners coming to help stem the mushrooming health crisis.

      :scared:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      Alright nah… I been tellin’ y’al Joey just turned 18 and I won’ts me a new baby boy to spurle (as my grandma calls it).

      ______________

      :blink: Oh Forreal. Hey Boo :hi: *bats eyes*

    • Unshakable

      @Dub,

      And all the hog mawgs and all the pork rinds.... :hahaha:

    • User Friendly

      Its so puzzling. I mean not really but yeah. booties all the range. Make sure your skin light and your waist tight tho or vogue gonna ignore you.
      ____________________

      they make me not even want my booty no more. they done fugged it up like certain slang that you dont even wanna claim no more.

      iggy need to be shame for making JLo's old ass do all the work. guess her ass shots must still be tight cuz J was slanging that monkey all around and Ignacious could barely bust a two step.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :shocked: VEEEE DAUGHTTTTTT
      I've seen that gravi, BUT now I see the hand in the hot pocket :hahaha:
      Thats a wrist, right? :thinking:

    • Unshakable

      @DTTS,

      Oh why fah Lawd.....why! *In my nettie voice*

      Wwwwwhhhhhhyyyyy! :crine:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Joey just turned 18 and I won’ts me a new baby boy to spurle (as my grandma calls it).
      ~~~
      LOL

      Smurfette That is Horrible and Frightening ! :shock:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      I’ve seen that gravi, BUT now I see the hand in the hot pocket :hahaha:

      _______________

      :hahaha: That's Rhi Rhi's fass azz. :heart: that gal

    • OutsidetheBox

      I’m ready to go the fck home

      __________

      Boot :hug: Me too chile.

      You still with the youngins in the camp? How are things for you?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Let me find out I still got it and I eene know it.

      *chortles*

    • OutsidetheBox

      All this gravi love… *blinkin’ real hawd*

      Let me find out I still got it and I eene know it.

      Alright nah… I been tellin’ y’al Joey just turned 18 and I won’ts me a new baby boy to spurle (as my grandma calls it).

      Y’all better quit mashin’ (another granny word) up against me.

      _______________

      Spurle. Mashing. :ghost: :rofl:

    • Unshakable

      @Dubb,

      Chile i felt like that when i was awakened by the shrieking of my alarm clock. I said, work ain't ovah yet? Didn't i slave away yessaday?

      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      did yall see JLo and Roo made a video called Big Booty?
      ________________________

      :| <<<< the 'we are not amused' look on my face... mimics w/their gimmicks... fugg 'em :rolleyes:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      iggy need to be shame for making JLo’s old ass do all the work. guess her ass shots must still be tight cuz J was slanging that monkey all around and Ignacious could barely bust a two step.

      ______________

      :stankface: I don't even wanna watch the video :no:

      *Turns on Nicki's Anaconda*

    • Str8tUpMenace

      ALBoy says:

      Mirs??? Do I know you
      ___________________________

      :hump: + :boobs: + :kiss: + :blow:

      Heyyyyy bew :kiss:

    • OutsidetheBox

      OTB going to hell for calling August up top “Late Summer” too.
      _________

      :rules: is rules. This blog always gives our frens names of endearment. :lol: :heart: Some of them so loved they got the own emotes (no we dont need no examples..) :stop:

      Member sR got mad i was calling Luda girl something. Lawd I was too tickeled. :crying1: Lady gone. Euphemism is loved.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Unshake/LuvLife

      One of the lady journalists got away and said she could hear them looking for her :no: smh!

      There were 2 preachers, some doctors, and the people just attacked them with rocks or whatever :(

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Rib of Chan says:

      Mirs. :hug:
      _______________________

      Is that my.....Dubb?!?!?!?! :hug: Hey love!!!! I finally caught on to the Retha gravi. :lol: What it do???

    • Unshakable

      @Carrington,

      I bet you can even get one of the roses to sprinkle rose petals at your feet and give you a bath like Prince Akeem.

      And they will massage your scalp with juices and berries.

    • Blanche Devereaux

      That otha blog that I dont read said that he was in a coma for 3 days :kona:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Why my baby bust out with, "My anaconda don't..."

      Lawd, I started to get a tree branch. :no:

    • OutsidetheBox

      You care.

      ___________

      I do. :heart: :| Why your daddy ruin lamb for me tho. I do not care for that.

      A lamb gyro. Lawd. Magnifique. Oh the blood. Cant we just say oh the blood oh the blood the blood done signed my name i'm a witness.. *trails off* :|

    • Shellz

      I love his music. I hope he recovers soon. Get well soon witcho fine azz

    • User Friendly

      I don’t even wanna watch the video
      _______________

      I wouldnt advise it. Iggy pop barely does or says anything. JLo is a leo, you know how we do. :tea: she used tht girl as a prop. told her to stand still and dont say shyt. :lol:

    • Rib of Chan

      and all the pork rinds
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      My mama stayed last night cause Dub19 had dental surg. this morning and she took her. Why she brung her own skins last night. :lol: I thought of all yall. I was like these folks be thinking I am making this ish up. :rofl: And then gonna ask me: You aint got no beer? No lady. YOU the only one I keep beer for and you took the last two home with you when you was over here on 8/23 for Sunday dinner. "Oh yeah thats right"

    • Unshakable

      @DTTS,

      We are living in the end of days for real. You see that new movie b sprites that talks about the last days?

    • Rib of Chan

      Lawd, I started to get a tree branch.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      She didnt mean it Sandra!

    • User Friendly

      Str8tUpMenace says:

      Why my baby bust out with, “My anaconda don’t…”

      Lawd, I started to get a tree branch.
      ___________________

      :warning: you meant to get a tree branch to point him to the time out corner, right? :eek:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :warning: *JACKED
      Rep. Tim Bishop, D-N.Y., warned during a recent speech that up to 40 radicalized U.S. citizens who have fought alongside the Islamic State of Iraq and Levant (ISIL or ISIS) have already returned to the United States, where they could pose a terrorist threat.

      Bishop claims that of the 100 or so Americans who have traveled to the Middle East to join ISIL’s ranks, some 40 have returned and are currently being surveilled by the FBI, according to his remarks, which were filmed and uploaded to YouTube last week

      KDUB, WE NEED THIS CAT'S NUMBER! WE NEED TO KNOW THE WHO's and the WHEREFUGGTHEYATs :eek:

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      :lol: @ OTB that shyt works both ways doll :yes:

    • Unshakable

      @Dubb,

      Chile won't parents do it? My dad asks me...if i come over, you gone hook me up with some Chipotle? Won't rememma anythang else, but know to ask me that. And has the gall to ask me to add some avocado for exscra nutritional value! :rofl:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Rib of Chan says:

      Lawd, I started to get a tree branch.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      She didnt mean it Sandra!
      __________

      :dead: Too much, too soon?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      That's some bullshatt yall!!!! I wanna know! We need to know where not to be etc!!!! :mad:

    • Rib of Chan

      Is that my…..Dubb?!?!?!?! Hey love!!!! I finally caught on to the Retha gravi. What it do???
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Not much. I missed'ed you :2dance:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Unshakable :no:
      What movie? :popcorn:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Y’all better quit mashin’ (another granny word) up against me.

      __________________________

      :rofl: my Mama say "mashin'" (yo deddy had that dern tv so loud and i was just mashin buttons, but i had the wrong remote) :hahaha:

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      VDot, put your shirt and bra back on, all frisky, giving goo-goo eyes at Carrington, you so damn fresh :hahaha:

    • Unshakable

      Menace,

      Auntie doesn't condone any kind of corporal punishment for children. She said her roses don't do sucha thang.

      #trynabehelpful :hug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Did yall see Brandon Marshall explaining whoopins in his press conference yesterday? :eek:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Rib of Chan says:

      Is that my…..Dubb?!?!?!?! Hey love!!!! I finally caught on to the Retha gravi. What it do???
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Not much. I missed’ed you
      __________

      I missed'ed you too!!!!!!

      *sings* "me and you shall never part"

    • User Friendly

      my Mama say “mashin’” (yo deddy had that dern tv so loud and i was just mashin buttons, but i had the wrong remote)
      ___________________

      when my son was younger he had an assignment about the things found in his room. he listed the "mo control" as one of those things.

      :facepalm:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      JLo is a leo, you know how we do. :tea:

      ________________

      DO I?!? :eek: All eyez on the "prize" looking :eyeroll: :rofl:

      At Mirs - How old is your baby? :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      (no we dont need no examples..) :stop:
      ________________________

      *cackles softly*

    • Unshakable

      @DTTS,

      Google in end of days white peepa movie and see what the search engine populates

      I take my online comprutah literacy cawses (courses) next semestah at ICDC.

      :rofl:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      Rib of Chan says:

      Lawd, I started to get a tree branch.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      She didnt mean it Sandra!

      ________________

      :rofl: :rofl:

      Corporaal punishment is the new :ban: 'able offense. You may can even sneak 'em in about FOTB now. But talk about :spank: your child in real time? :nono:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Unshakable says:

      Menace,

      Auntie doesn’t condone any kind of corporal punishment for children. She said her roses don’t do sucha thang.

      #trynabehelpful
      ___________________________

      *in my Madea mixed with Trick Daddy voice* I'm a thorn (thug)..... :rofl:

    • Rib of Chan

      Chile won’t parents do it?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      YES. The QUESTION after THAT was: Well do you feel like going to the store to get me some? Its not like you didnt know I was coming...*trails off cause that is who I learned it from*

      MAN LISTEN lady. Its 830 p.m. AT NIGHT. I went though. Just to keep the fawkin PEACE. I was all salty about it. Are you gonna REQUIRE anything ELSE this evening KINE ma'am? :mad: << as I left. She looking like BYE :coffee:

    • User Friendly

      ppl cant help how they was born, Vdot :lol: but iggy should not have showed up to that set. just like Lady Gaga should not have bothered doing tht dance scene with Bey in that Telephone video. she should have sat that one out.

    • Unshakable

      @dttz,

      Nope.....elaborate......what he say? :think:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      VDot says:

      At Mirs – How old is your baby? :lol:
      _______________________

      8 going on 40 :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *jacked

      mission struck the depot in northeastern Iraq on Friday morning, and the target was "entirely destroyed," President Francois Hollande's office said in a statement.

      The scary ass French are doing something now :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Why my baby bust out with, “My anaconda don’t…”

      Lawd, I started to get a tree branch
      ___________________________

      :ghost:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      Some of them so loved they got the own emotes (no we dont need no examples..)

      _____________

      :rofl: :rofl: Just saw this. Friday Afternoon Game. Match the emote to the initial.

      :eek:

      :pigsfly:

      :chiceknhead:

      L T M :rofl:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      :chickenhead:

    • Unshakable

      @Thug Menace,

      Girl, and auntie gone crip walk you right out tha garden! We want you to tarry wit us for a spell. Baby, wontchu just stay.......for a little while..... :rofl: and :hug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      “mo control”
      ___________________

      :hahaha:

    • Rib of Chan

      “mo control”
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      :ghost:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Doesn't Talk To Strangers says: ne of the lady journalists got away and said she could hear them looking for her :no: smh!

      There were 2 preachers, some doctors, and the people just attacked them with rocks or whatever :(

      ~~~~~
      :no:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Unshakable

      This is all I found!
      1999 AhNold movie :lol:

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      . Baby, wontchu just stay…….for a little while…..

      ____________

      This used to be my JAM!!

      Forget about yesterday
      Cause i want you so bad *bites lip*
      Make love to me like you never had :hump:
      My love
      Is coming down
      So baby won't you just stay
      For a little while

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Are you gonna REQUIRE anything ELSE this evening KINE ma’am? :mad:
      ___________________________

      dis extra funny cause as mad as you may have been, i'm sure she was equally as unbothered :hahaha:

    • Str8tUpMenace

      Unshakable says:

      @Thug Menace,

      Girl, and auntie gone crip walk you right out tha garden! We want you to tarry wit us for a spell. Baby, wontchu just stay…….for a little while….. :rofl: and :hug:
      ______________________

      :lol: Not after I shape up her freeze curls. :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

      @Mirs
      :kiss: ( :hump: + :lick: ) = :sperm: :crying:

    • Rib of Chan

      At least eight Ebola aid workers and journalists were reportedly murdered and dumped in a latrine in a remote village in Guinea in a frightening example of the growing distrust locals have of foreigners coming to help stem the mushrooming health crisis

      lady journalists got away and said she could hear them looking for her smh! There were 2 preachers, some doctors, and the people just attacked them with rocks or whatever

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Not only can your azz manage to DIE from Ebola your OWN-self...now you got the locals stoning your azz to DEF to worry about.

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      :newpost: on Klumps....or did yall say Krumps?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Unshakable
      Googa :D his name, and read :yes: It's too much to post :eek:
      Some good, some ehhh :shrug:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I’m a thorn (thug)…..

      _______________

      :rofl: Olive Juice girl. :rofl: Baby cause im a thorn. :heart:

    • Unshakable

      @Dubb,

      Girl, why mne do the same thang?

      Example: Mom, I'm on my way ovah....you want me to pick you up anything? Mom says no. 15 minutes later, i get there she say, Would you run to the store and get me some vanilla flavor? I be like :blink: ummmm? Then she say, All the things i do fo errybody else and then when i need something, it's aprollum. I say, that's why i asked you en route to your home. Mom say, but i didn't wanna burden you, you do so much. Chile, will lay it on thick.

      Ex2: I am ova at my parents house and i am downstairs sleeping on the couch. Alla sudden i hear my name beng called. Now the project defense in me, i IMMEDIATELY get low to da ground cause i'm thankin somethin is goin down or somethin bad has happened. I realize my mom is calling me and i start having heart papatations because i think somethin is wrong. I get upstairs and my mom is like, Babe will you turn off the light, turn on the fan, and hamme the roke control? I be like :blink: Now I am up and can't go back to sleep and she finna sleep like a newborn baby.

      You care

    • Rib of Chan

      This used to be my JAM!!

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      NC stand up :yahoo:

      Too bad they crackish now and the lil chubby one got roaches in his liver.

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      I saw Chris Johnson - Ray Rice's ex-teammate - on Dr. Phil yesterday defending his friend Ray talking about what "a nice person he is and how he's not the face of domestic violence as the media is trying to portay him. The man in that elevator is NOT the man he saw in the locker room... blah blah blah"

      a) You WEREN'T going to see that abuser in the locker room, jacka$$, because there were plenty of OTHER men on steroids willing to go two-piece to two-piece with his a$$ in there...

      Then this COMPLETE idiot's lip started quivering, his eyes watered, he struggled to put his words together and kept licking his lips that ugly a$$ way Kobe was doing when Vanessa sat next to him and he explained that he boinked a broad at a hotel, and then he starts telling his personal story of abuse, where his sister was killed by her boyfriend.

      He says, "this dude was never violent with his sister until the day he killed her" (but Ray was violent BEFORE he almost killed Janay - but you're on TV DEFENDING him?)

      How you go on TV to defend your friend, the abuser - and after the commercial break start crying that you weren't there for your sister when she was killed by an abuser?

      Isn't that like wrappin' your big a$$ lips around a crack pipe in between takes of your PSA about drug use?

    • http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 VDot

      I remember back in the day they said Tony Terry's song was for a man. Was it? Or were they just confused by that auburn dyed high top box? :popcorn:

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