Beyonce LeBron

The big story of the 2015 NBA All-Star game wasn't Thunder star Russell Westbrook leading the West to another easy victory over the East. The big story yesterday was singer Beyonce Carter-Knowles lusting after another woman's husband!

Please review your notes on body language and tell me what you see in the above photo.

Notice how she's playing with her hair while ogling LeBron's nether regions? Body language experts say women who touch their hair or run their hands through their weave while staring at a man shows her desire for hot, passionate, no holds barred sex with said man.

Also notice how Beyonce is crossing her legs. When a woman crosses her legs and points one of her legs at her target (in this case: LeBron), it's a no-brainer that she will easily part her legs for him later.

Beyonce LeBron

It is a man's worst nightmare: he takes his hot looking chick to an event to make him look good, and she ends up making another man look good instead.

How embarrassing it must be for aging rapper Jay Z to know that his much younger wife, Beyonce, has the hots for handsome, virile Cleveland Cavaliers superstar LeBron James.

Can you blame Beyonce for desiring the most handsome, sexy ball player in the building? This was bound to happen when rumors swirled that Jay Z popped Viagra to keep up with his wife's insatiable sexual appetite. There's an old saying that goes: "Show me an aging rapper who pops Viagra to stay up, and I will show you a woman who is tired of sleeping with him."

Poor Jay Z.

Beyonce LeBron

Beyonce LeBron

Beyonce LeBron

  • Time to Waste

    THE WRITE UP
    :rofl:

    :wail: I can't !

  • whitty hutton

    I must be legally bline cuz I don't see it.

  • Time to Waste

    Please review your notes on body language and tell me what you see in the above photo.
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    I see Beyonce looking past Lebron, :lol:

  • KDub

    Only thing I took away from this was get rid of that Jigaboo arse jacket during Black History MONF. In the last one.

    CRINE :crying1:

  • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    LeBron is far from the most handsome in the league. He got hands... Some... Hands... That where it ends. :stop: Now on another note I think the world would end of they got together because i think the conversation would be a bust. I think Jay Z is a smart man. Mentay stimulates her. Bron has the body .... But brains.. He nice :blink:

  • Candy Cane

    Beyonce looks preggers... That's all I got from this. :shrugs:

  • Ms Peaches

    Who comes up with this sh-it??? Ole girl can't enjoy the game without drama. That game was off the hook tho. East will win next year. Sike!

  • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    Taken! :hi: you said my lil bro’ home? :love:
    Did he yoke up the baby for cussin… (like him)? :kona:
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    You know doggone well he high fived her :facepalm: Said that his NUCCA fo life. Then when I mean mugged him he sat her down and they talked. Then we we watching American Sniper at the dinner table and hubby yells OH SHAT :shock: during a scene and the boy go :eek: OH SHAT!!! I was like see!!!!!!!!!!!!! He wanna be him see bad :crying1:
    Let me go check on him. He working from home since I am off. I am phone posting :kona: for he bust me in the head like 'Polla was Finna do Phaedra

  • whitty hutton

    why is he shootin an eggplant in the first pic? why do the comments on the postings not say anything related to this post? so mannie mannie questions...

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    Time to Waste says:

    THE WRITE UP
    :rofl:
    :wail: I can’t !
    ___________

    :think: maybe my son should be a blogger cuz chile..... :rofl:

    he can go into business with Dub nephew. :lol:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Ayeee bitch ayeeee :nono: no muthafukkin room in the inn bitchhhh :blink:

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    LeBron is far from the most handsome in the league
    ____________

    well Jay Z is...... :kona: ugly dudes is winning right now.

    did yall see the video with Rihanna/Nikki & Meek? lemme see can i find it :pc:

  • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    @U true. But despite that.. I get swag for Jay Z.. Bron I get he got money and he love Vannah *wringd hands* and OTB he just don't know it. If Bron didn't have money then what? Jay Z would still have dope boy swag :dead: ugly tho

  • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    He is shooting an eggplant :dead:
    I guess be throwing the D? She catching it? :lol:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    So I'm at the hospilla for Blanche 6's sickle cell appointment and we just got the death stare from an Amish family. Now the security will escort you out this MF just for raising their voice so I'll let it ride but these Amish folks and their fuggin attitudes make me mad. It happens every time. Your child is sick just like mine. God has shown you no favor and you are not better :cuss:

  • Candy Cane

    Jayz is sexy ugly. He got more swag in his pinky finger than most dudes got in their entire body. If he was handsome too, it would be too much. God had to give him some sort of flaws to keep him humble. :yes:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    :nono: Stawp. I dont ever take a strong liking to anything not worth liking. Even if Lebron couldnt play bball he would still be a Cap.. :love: The intellect is sharp, focused. Always about the bidness, mayne.

    You got a Cap? You gone eat. :pizza: :heart:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Hey y'all :hi:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    we just got the death stare from an Amish family.
    ___________

    ? What does that look like? :eek: Isnt that their faces?

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    Saw Selma this weekend. Man oh man. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

    for he bust me in the head like ‘Polla was Finna do Phaedra
    ________________

    You finna be hurt hurt hurt?! :crying1: :heart:

  • SOTHERNGRL

    4th pic in the collage she is looking like I.WILL.DO.ALL.KINDS.OF.NASTY.CHIT.TO.YOU. :oops:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    @Candy my ex looks like Jay kinda. Younger and slightly more attractive but swag on 1000 tho good LAWD. Ugly but swaggy dudes got the truth from their mama. "You're ugly so in order for women to notice you, find your way to stand out :yes: "

  • Time to Waste

    Ayeee bitch ayeeee :nono: no muthafukkin room in the inn bitchhhh :blink:
    -----------------------
    This bish chose Bron over Bey :rofl:

  • yerkesbabe

    Yesss Gawwd, the Jigaboo Jacket during black history month comment was everything!!!! Had me cracking up!!!!

  • pointhimout

    LOL Sandra's not going to quit until these two are photoed in a strategic "date like" selfie. I don't see her looking at him in the first pic at all. She probably has a look for him because her husband speaks highly of him so it's admiration vs lusting for him.

    :DEAD: aging rapper/rumors that he's popping viagara. Not all 40 somethings need viagara. A lot of aging or older guys are quite virile and ready to go at moments notice.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Hey B :2dance:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    @OTB its a shift from a stale face to a mean/annoyed one. They get all tensed up when other kids even say hello to theirs or even look like they want to.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    This bish chose Bron over Bey
    ______

    To the death. :nono: She play too much.

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    :rofl: :rofl:

  • whitty hutton

    what blanche said:
    “You’re ugly so in order for women to notice you, find your way to stand out :yes:
    ----------------------------------
    omg! :lol: mama coulda toned it down a lil bit!

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

    Nef!? :ghost: :ghost: :ghost:

  • free

    KDub says: Only thing I took away from this was get rid of that Jigaboo arse jacket during Black History MONF.

    *********************

    :rofl: bey looks like she always look to me. i wonder if it's mandatory for her to go to games? otherwise, it looks like she is just taking up a good seat.

  • Candy Cane

    Blance
    :yes: And the be slinging that wood too.

    OTB
    My MIL and FIL are both Caps. They hustle hard. MIL is a retired principal, but she still a consultant for up and coming principals in training. She always makes me feel like I'm not doing enough. Her work ethic is on fleek!

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    They get all tensed up
    __________

    :hahaha: Salt of the Earth tho..

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    UFO - But why Meek hairline look like that. :blink: look like he got V etch a sketch on one side. Rih Rih with her Spoiled shirt mean mugging the world :hahaha: Ol' pretty bish :lol:

  • http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

    I don't get all theses girls that go on the Maury show multiple times to test multiple guys to find the father of their child. Why expose the fact that you're a harlot on national television? :no:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    This bish chose Bron over Bey
    ______

    To the death. :nono: She play too much.

    **********

    *shoves mic in face*

    When did you first fall in love with hip hop Bron?

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    She always makes me feel like I’m not doing enough. Her work ethic is on fleek!
    ___________

    :ashamed: My BD (youngest) is one.. Money/ideas/energy grow on trees it seems! I confess it kept me around a time or three.. broke/aimless niggas cant really fukk with em, but I'll fukk around and get dragged by a damn goal getter. :huh: :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Hey B
    ==========
    You home with the Beez today? Dinner is in the crockpot, Honey Dip's fudge is setting, and all this laundry needs to be folded. How does Luvie manage in retirement :cry:

  • Time to Waste

    :rofl:
    NEFFFFI!!

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    Amish folks and their fuggin attitudes
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    :hi: bye, Amish Felicia. they don't even bathe with soap. can't nobody that don't even bathe right look at me sideways. fugg out of here. and I know they aint park a horse & buggy in the hospital parking lot, did they?

    the audacity. hell, do they even use toothpaste? :waiting:

    go somewhere, Malachi! (name from children of the corn cuz i always thought they was Amish)

  • Blanche Devereaux

    @Kimi they want the free trip to the tristate area lbvs

    @Candy my ex got that hammer :eek:

  • SOTHERNGRL

    stare from an Amish family.
    *******************
    Unless they in the Amish Mafia(which in itself I find disturbing) I thought they were all Kumbya. How they looking @Blanche. :blink: or :huh:

  • Time to Waste

    NBC has a show coming called The Slap. :huh:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    I aint never had no viagra dack. :thinking: I bet it's great at first and then you just want em to cum :waiting: Nucca is you thru yet?! :yawn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    I don’t get all theses girls that go on the Maury show multiple times to test multiple guys to find the father of their child. Why expose the fact that you’re a harlot on national television? :no:
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    Maury has become a reality show for me. I'd bet you a fat man's lunch, it's scripted.

  • SOTHERNGRL

    Ayeee bitch ayeeee no muthafukkin room in the inn bitchhhh
    *****************
    But yall would nake such cute Sisterwives. Unlike those very unattractive yt womenz on TLC.

  • whitty hutton

    @ butter
    sounds like "home". exactly what do you have in the crockpot and what's the eta on the fudge being "settled"? **considers drive to butter's house for dinner and napping** :lol:

  • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    Please review your notes on body language and tell me what you see in the above photo.
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    I see Beyonce looking past Lebron, :lol:

    by Time to Waste on Feb 16, 2015 at 11:10 am
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    Lol hello. She looking at somebody, but it ain't Bron Bron

  • KDub

    we just got the death stare from an Amish family.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Told yall an ex is from Northern PA. And very FIRST trip we ever did up there he gave me LITERALLY a whole LIST of do's and don'ts. :eek: I was like why they got so mannie RULES?? Him: Imma TRY not to have your azz 'round em/eem have to stop cause I KNOW how you ARE. I dont want no trubba (Jackie Chan voice). We got back together years later and went BACK up there, and he was like AYE! You remma the rules/regs from 2001 I ranned down? :rules: YES nigga and I am still salty they come with a RULE BOOK. :shrug:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    When did you first fall in love with hip hop Bron?
    ____________

    :hahaha:

    Picture it.. a 17yo covers SI.. :love: And then scores 25 in his debut :crying1: :heart:

  • Candy Cane

    OTB
    I be looking at her like bitch sit down... I'm a lazy ass Pisces, you know we stay doing the minimum :rofl: I bet she be saying my son done married this lazy ass woman...

    But she can't cook for shyt. I'm a beast in the kitchen... She can't sit with me in the kitchen. :nono:

  • whitty hutton

    @ time
    I watched the first episode last week. shyt was good and although I wouldn't have slapped the little boy. I woulda yoked him up and yelled for his bitchass mama n deddy to come get his bad ass. kid still suckin on a tittay at 6-7 years old. hail naw!!

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    KiMi0414 says:

    I don’t get all theses girls that go on the Maury show multiple times to test multiple guys to find the father of their child. Why expose the fact that you’re a harlot on national television?
    ___________

    :lol: its fake, boo. ppl just go to get a free trip to new york. anybody can go on there.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Malachi! (name from children of the corn cuz i always thought they was Amish)
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    I used to say that if I have another son I would name him Malachi. Mama Butter said :stop: because of Children of the Corn. I've decided on Asher.

  • Blanche Devereaux

    @Whitty more mothers need to start being honest :hahaha:

    @User :chase: girl got these sprites lookin at me sideways BC I can't contain my laughter.

    @Sothern more like :eek: plus :rolleyes: plus :mad: <= the last one BC Blanche 6 waved at their kids.

  • KDub

    I thought they were all Kumbya.
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    ME TEW. Ex said they pop off. Which in turn he was worried, was gonna make ME pop off. And there has been instances where "cross words" with the Amish, GET REGULAR FOLKS arrested! Why he wanted to BE SURE I knew to not eem TALK to em. He was frfr WORRIED we going to his sister baby shower, a wedding, fune etc...I aint manage to catch a charge. :facepalm: Just follow the rules I TOLD you. PLEASE. Know what Dont eem make EYE contact with em, with yo militant ARSE.

  • whitty hutton

    @ butter
    yeah, the name malachi will always remind me of children of the corn. have folks handlin ur baby with kid gloves cuz they scared he gon' kill em on the playground. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    I aint never had no viagra dack. :thinking: I bet it’s great at first and then you just want em to cum :waiting: Nucca is you thru yet?! :yawn:
    ===============
    I've never had a blue pill one either, but I have one who regularly goes for hours. It was fun at first, then I tried to hit him with my finishing move. You know we all have that move that instantly makes him tap out...but it didn't work :wail: He just keep :hump: and I was :eek: and defeated.

  • Blanche Devereaux

    @Wasting YT made me sit through the whole trailer for that dumb arse show. Wouldn't have went that way in a black family. If you slap mine we either fight or I determine they deserved it. Especially if we are immediate family.

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    those very unattractive yt womenz on TLC.
    __________

    aint they a homely looking bunch? bout the last set of mofos that need to be having a tribe of kids :no:

    Ive never seen it but they seem to stay crying over that ol ugly ass man on the commercials.

  • MisUnderstood

    Morning Roses!! :hugs:

    Beyonce loves strong in charge successful black men's-Jay Z Barack Obama LeBron-she needs another face to focus on while Jay box munching

  • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    @ time
    I watched the first episode last week. shyt was good and although I wouldn’t have slapped the little boy. I woulda yoked him up and yelled for his bitchass mama n deddy to come get his bad ass. kid still suckin on a tittay at 6-7 years old. hail naw!!

    by whitty hutton on Feb 16, 2015 at 11:36 am
    /--------
    I was looking at the commercial like whet? Child they just putting anything on.

  • http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

    @Blanche I just don't see how a free trip is worth their dignity. Then they be twerking when they find the father. But I still watch and enjoy it :lol:

    @Buttercup fat man's lunch :ghost: but scripted really? I believe Steve Wilkos is scripted. And now that you mention it those episodes with the cheating spouses do seem fake :think:

  • MisUnderstood

    Team Capricorn in the house! :shakebutt: We handle our ish!!

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I don’t get all theses girls that go on the Maury show multiple times to test multiple guys to find the father of their child. Why expose the fact that you’re a harlot on national television?
    __________

    Maybe they dont think they harlots. You have to asc=ribe to a thing..to be a thing.

    I find it hard to belee they just so off with the dates and such. I have had close sex.. but I was never confused about when or who .. I just :shrug: thats the only thing i dont get. Like you didnt even sleep with dude in Oct but you think he the dad? :no: Sex ed fail.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    sounds like “home”. exactly what do you have in the crockpot and what’s the eta on the fudge being “settled”? **considers drive to butter’s house for dinner and napping** :lol:
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    Beef stew is in the crockpot and the fudge is forming or hardening up (?) Gah, I can't think of the right word :lol: I'll shipping it to Honey Dip, so we don't have any dessert. I'm waiting for my butter to soften so I can make my chocolate cake. I should be reading, but my inner fat girl won't allow me.

  • whitty hutton

    @ blanche
    yeah, the kid "deserved" it but I don't agree with slapping somebody else's kid in the face...maybe an ass whoopin if it's one of my nephews but not slappin in the face. that's a bio parent thing imb.

    but like I said, that kid was doin the most and needed to be yoked up. I woulda punched his deddy and slapped his crine ass momma for talkin shyt to me. shoulda got their bad ass kid BEFORE somebody else had a reason to even say anything to him.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    NEFFFFI!!

    ________

    Time. That bish got muskrat on her shoulder blades. I had tew. :crying1:

  • MisUnderstood

    Maury is fake. They get free room food & about $100 to come on & look foolish.

  • KDub

    yeah, the name malachi will always remind me of children of the corn.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I seen that movie again as a GROWN UP and was scared shytless (Dub20 is a horror movie fanatic. Has a thing for 80's horror). HAIL NO. :no:

  • Candy Cane

    I been to Jerry Springer twice. Sat in the front row both times. They was fighting for real. :yes: One dude pulled his pants down right in front of me and told the audience to kiss his ass. His boo those was SEAUX big. I was mortified. Then thus ugly white hoe wanted her Jerry beads. It was a mess. :rofl:

  • whitty hutton

    @ butter
    i'ma have to make a pit stop at the grocery store and then whip up something when I get home. i'm tired already just thinking about it. u kno all the breads, eggs and milk is gon! for the life of me, I still don't understand why folks buy up these three things when there's impending bad weather?!?!

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    Time. That bish got muskrat on her shoulder blades. I had tew. :crying1:
    __________________

    :eek: why shanocka looking like when mr. burns made that vest out of dogs. see my vest, see my vest, see my vest.........

  • http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

    User you say its fake too! Oh man now my days off will never be the same. I really thought Maury was real. I can't even watch the rest of this episode :no: :lol:

  • Candy Cane

    *bootyhole

  • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    I can't stand Maury. I used to watch back in the days, but then I got tired of seeing these broads rolling around on the floor when Mayry days "He is not the father" child please

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Morning Roses!! :hugs:
    ===========
    Morning love :happy:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    You home with the Beez today? Dinner is in the crockpot, Honey Dip’s fudge is setting, and all this laundry needs to be folded. How does Luvie manage in retirement
    _____

    :eek: Let me call and check in.. The girls went off to g'mas. OTB13 boy is in charge of hisself and the otha boy.. :phew:

    I am at work. Being responsible? :frowns: Ohhhhh Fudgeeeeee! :heart: I made a choco strawberry cake last night and more covered berries. I was like bish you need a valumtime LMAOOO :facepalm: Also made oxtails. And collard greens. :no:

    Dont worry bout that laundry. Nobody is doing me or mine either.. :eek:
    .
    .
    :rofl: Luvie ass alretty a BAWSE. LIke I would kill myself alretty but my ghost would prolly have to clan up the mess.

  • KDub

    @Whitty that is why I gave this job the absolute SLIP @7:05a EST and went to Wal-Market. I didnt have time to go shop this weekend. I truly needed a few things. Fugg the fact its supposed to ice. then gotta :box: folks over bread? Fugg that!

  • MisUnderstood

    Butter Butter :hugs:

  • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    Now Jerry was the ish til they stopped showing the fights.

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    I seen that movie again as a GROWN UP and was scared shytless (Dub20 is a horror movie fanatic. Has a thing for 80’s horror). HAIL NO. :no:
    ____________________

    imma tell you what i do not mess with---THE BIRDS :banned:

    i will pure leave your house if you got that on the Tv. i don't mess with that dam movie and can't stand birds ever since! :nono:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    @Whitty Im not too into hitting in the face but that little boy would've gotten the belt or something.

    My dad is about to marry this woman with a little hellion and she doesnt do ANY kind of discipline. My dad is gon fawk him up one day and the mom is just like he's just frustrated and confused blah blah blah (he's an overseas adoption). He plays too rough with Blanche 6 and so I won't let her go anywhere with them anymore BC Blanche Daddy will catch another case behind that little boy.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    But yall would nake such cute Sisterwives. Unlike those very unattractive yt womenz on TLC.
    _____________

    :hahaha: She cute but I aint with it.

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    KiMi0414 says:

    User you say its fake too! Oh man now my days off will never be the same. I really thought Maury was real. I can’t even watch the rest of this episode :no: :lol:
    _______________

    :lol: do you think wrestling is real too? :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    I still don’t understand why folks buy up these three things when there’s impending bad weather?!?!
    ===========
    Don't forget the toilet tissue. Siri told me on Friday that we were going to have abnormal weather, so Lil Butter and I ran our errands and were back in before 11 on Saturday. We went out for snacks yesterday and I made sure we have plenty of firewood in case the power goes out.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I be looking at her like bitch sit down… I’m a lazy ass Pisces, you know we stay doing the minimum I bet she be saying my son done married this lazy ass woman…

    But she can’t cook for shyt. I’m a beast in the kitchen… She can’t sit with me in the kitchen.
    _____________

    LMAOOOO :fistbump: My doorter a Pisces! :rofl:

    Also my bebe got into UF. :) *sheepish grin*

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    It was fun at first, then I tried to hit him with my finishing move.

    *******

    What's the finishing move? :popcorn:

  • MisUnderstood

    @Blanche, tell daddy Blanche to wipe his arse one good time before they get married. Have a coworker who adopted a Russian kid. They would wake up to find this lil bastard standing at the foot of their bed holding a lit match. I said put his arse on a plane back to Russia by hisself

  • KDub

    Now Jerry was the ish til they stopped showing the fights.
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    I used to go home EVERY DAY and watch Jerry Springer. Had just got my first spot back when it was REAL LIVE. My mama used to talk ish about watching that "mindless mess" and then she came over one day to bring Dub20 home, and got HOOKED :rofl:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    I know a chick that went on Maury.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Beyonce loves strong in charge successful black men’s-Jay Z Barack Obama LeBron-she needs another face to focus on while Jay box munching
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    LMFAOOO :hahaha: Yall dont give Jay no chill.
    There is worst chit in the world than being unattractive..

    I loved my ugly ass nigga thats for sure. :yes: He put it down and I was having them bebes like :love: LMAOOO I mean when we know better we do better, so it couldnt last. But if you love someone..truly love them, trust and believe they look like the work of God's paint brush to you. :yes:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    I made a choco strawberry cake last night and more covered berries. I was like bish you need a valumtime LMAOOO ? Also made oxtails. And collard greens. ?
    *********

    I need a plate. And dessert :yes:

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    (he’s an overseas adoption)
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    :no: oh no, she need to send him back. they got some shyt wrong with them. i don't know the name for it but if its a eastern european kid she need to save her receipt. they are notorious for killing. something about the way they do the babies in the orphanage that makes them grow up violent and without empathy.

  • http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

    :lol: do you think wrestling is real too? :rofl:
    _____________________
    But the fighting and anger looked so real. My daddy broke my heart the day he told me it was staged. :lol:
    And it may or may not have been recently :kona:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I’m waiting for my butter to soften so I can make my chocolate cake.
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    :lol: :hahaha: :facepalm: :heart:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Also my bebe got into UF.

    *****

    :cheer: That revised essay won them over?!? :yea:

  • whitty hutton

    see, that's another why I said no to the international adoption. if that shyt don't work out, u gotta take that lil bad ass all the way back cross the water. here in the good ol u s of a, u can call the sosha worka and they'll be there within a few hours to pick up ol bad ass shantranita or devonique!

  • KDub

    you need a valumtime LMAOOO
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    No you dont. Nigga eating up all the good berries, and cake, and dinner. :nono: Naw. I can come over and we can do girl ish. Like...eat up all the good berries, and cake, and dinner.

    I cant touch on you though. And you cant touch on me.

    But I will bring a bolla. Or two.

    Okay. Bye.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    see my vest, see my vest, see my vest………
    ____________

    LMFAOOOOOO :rofl: Made from real gorilla chest..!!! :heart:

    :phew:

    I think its a perfectly cromulent piece of clothing.. yall cray.. LMAOOO Mister Burns had that ugless ass vest :wail:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

    But if you love someone..truly love them, trust and believe they look like the work of God’s paint brush to you. :yes:
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    :heart: that's brewlaful.
    mean self... :rofl: :hug:

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    And it may or may not have been recently :kona:
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    :rofl:

    congrats to the College Beez :yahoo: is it expensive tho? :bite:

  • KDub

    oh no, she need to send him back. they got some shyt wrong with them. i don’t know the name for it but if its a eastern european kid she need to save her receipt. they are notorious for killing. something about the way they do the babies in the orphanage that makes them grow up violent and without empathy.

    and they’ll be there within a few hours to pick up ol bad ass shantranita or devonique!

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :ghost: Hort-less.

  • whitty hutton

    congrats neffie!

  • Candy Cane

    Isreal admitted to giving contraceptive shots to Ethiopian women without telling them... :tea:

  • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

    Only thing I took away from this was get rid of that Jigaboo arse jacket during Black History MONF. In the last one.

    CRINE :crying1:
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    :cosign:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    “mindless mess”
    ____________

    LMFAOOO :heart: I have gotten back into cheaters sew sow bad. :facepalm:

    Im telling you Clark Gable grandson is a messy ass MESSY ass crakka. :heart:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Bey, I hope you left enough ready to eat meals. With the exception of 1, none of the males in my life know how to put together a meal. Then they all go to the refrigerator every 15 minutes like the food is going to prepare itself..

    I'll be your valumtime. According to socha media, I'm a side piece. One of my gifts was delivered to my job, and he said we'll celebrate when he's in town in a couple of weeks. That's not even side piece status. That's more like 3rd string :wail: :hahaha:

  • whitty hutton

    what dub said:
    you need a valumtime LMAOOO
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    No you dont. Nigga eating up all the good berries, and cake, and dinner. :nono: Naw. I can come over and we can do girl ish. Like…eat up all the good berries, and cake, and dinner.

    I cant touch on you though. And you cant touch on me.

    But I will bring a bolla. Or two.

    Okay. Bye.
    ----------------------------------
    OKAAAAAY!! my greedy ass was thinkin the same thang. I got a valentyme and all but if I was sangle, I wouldn't be tryna share all my good berries and cake and dinner!! speshly not fa FREE!!

  • Blanche Devereaux

    I thank the little devil child is SE Asian. He just needs discipline and structure but the mama won't give it and won't let my dad give it either.

  • whitty hutton

    @ neffie
    I watch cheaters whenever I catch it. that's reality tv at its finest! funny as heyull! folks be fightin over the oogliest niggas n badly made up chicks I evah seen! :lol:

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    LMFAOOO :heart: I have gotten back into cheaters sew sow bad. :facepalm:
    Im telling you Clark Gable grandson is a messy ass MESSY ass crakka. :heart:
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    last time i saw cheaters he got stabbed which shouldn't be funny but alas.....

    :rofl: thought it would have went off the air after that.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I need a plate. And dessert
    __________

    :yes: I degreased em last night.. they gonna be so bomb today. Yes lawd. That cake prolly not gonna make it past 2pm. :no: I had to threaten them on the berries. Shamepful lil boys eat so much.

  • Blanche Devereaux

    @OTB the irony of him hosting Cheaters when his grandeddy was a well known man whore. I love that show

  • Candy Cane

    University of Florida in the house!
    :yahoo:
    :party:

  • MisUnderstood

    Tell daddy Blanche to run now! Ain't nary way Ima be married to a man with a bad arse child & I not be able to f him up. No sir. Take your demon child the f outta here

  • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    I swear tired like I worked all damn weekend. I ain't ish but sleep. Now I gotta take these kids to my momma house for the whole week. I is happy as shyt. :yahoo: i'ma come home clean and sleep. I need to pick up some vitiamns or something.

  • SOTHERNGRL

    THE BIRDS
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    + 1000. I guess I was looking for a plot; The whole movie didnt make no damn sense which is fine because when the birds really did come there was no rhyme or reason. I think Alfred Hitchcock ass did that movie just so he could be around Tippi Hedron with his weird azz self.

  • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    LMFAOOO :heart: I have gotten back into cheaters sew sow bad. :facepalm:
    Im telling you Clark Gable grandson is a messy ass MESSY ass crakka. :heart:
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    last time i saw cheaters he got stabbed which shouldn’t be funny but alas…..

    :rofl: thought it would have went off the air after that.

    by User Friendly on Feb 16, 2015 at 12:06 pm
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    I ain't know that man was related to Clarke Gable? I thought it went off too after they tried to take him out. I used to watch Cheaters back in the day after Street Smarts. Then re runs of that nigga Hits on EBT.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    That revised essay won them over?!?
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    LMFAOOOOOOOO :rofl: :rofl: And the heffa tombout.. :files nails: Thanks guys but im really considering USF or Flordia state as well. (Not to mention the 1st choice school Spelman..)

    :blink: <-- me. Im bout to fight this heffa. :rofl: Then had the nerve to talk about a year of "travel" :containedhand: Been over there with her daddy'nem! His w i f e! :eyeroll:

  • Candy Cane

    Cause I will fawk my stepdaughter up. Her mama fave me permission to beat that ass...
    :whistle: Try me, try me

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    Blanche Devereaux says:

    I thank the little devil child is SE Asian. He just needs discipline and structure but the mama won’t give it and won’t let my dad give it either.
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    she black? :think: put his ass in Kumon or something so he can get to know his ppl (was that racist? hell, iono where they be congregating)

    good luck tho :(

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    No you dont. Nigga eating up all the good berries, and cake, and dinner. Naw. I can come over and we can do girl ish. Like…eat up all the good berries, and cake, and dinner.

    I cant touch on you though. And you cant touch on me.

    But I will bring a bolla. Or two.

    Okay. Bye.

    ______________________

    LMMFAOOOOO :wail: :wail: :yes: She issued a gun line too! WEAK :rofl:

  • http://sybaris.com/index.php She_ShowOut

    Hey errrbody (Yo Gotti voice)!!!! :hi:
    All I know is that Bey is lookin gooder than a mug. Her body language is saying "I'm sexy, horny and my man gone get some Drip Drop tonight" :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    imma tell you what i do not mess with—THE BIRDS :banned:
    i will pure leave your house if you got that on the Tv. i don’t mess with that dam movie and can’t stand birds ever since! :nono:
    ============
    I am deathly terrified of Candy Man. Like, total irrational fear of a movie. My pastor looks like the character, so it took me YEARS to build up the courage to join the church.

    I thought I outgrew my fear, but this summer I was reminded that I hadn't. Honey bees setup shop betwixt the walls at Mama Butter's. I was in the bathroom and saw 3 bees in the window sill. :woohoo: I think it only took 3 steps for me to make it to my brothers room on the other side of the house. He told me I'm too grown to be carrying on like that :ashamed: He's 5 years older than me and still lives at home so whatever :rolleyes:

  • http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

    Street Smarts
    ______________
    I used to love that show! I remember that would come on then ElimaDate. I used to love that trashy show. :love:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    is it expensive tho?
    __________

    Prohibitively!!!!! :eek:

    Thanks everyone!!! I dont think she is going to go.. in the last few weeks, Miss Thang has gained some kind of world view.. Im thrilled a lil cause I was afraid my kid would be the geeky, lost, book dropping freshmen..they only cute in movies.. :nono: but IDK something is blooming there and its seems home might be too small :blink:

  • Candy Cane

    The best Cheaters episode was the chick that was messing with this dude who worked at Williams Chicken (people from Dallas know what I'm talking about) They was all at the chicken shack :rofl:

    And the one where this white chick was cheating and oh black dude popped his trunk and got a gun. Shyt got real FAST when he popped that trunk. :rofl:

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    I cant touch on you though. And you cant touch on me.
    ________________

    :lol: yall gotta sleep head to toe

  • MisUnderstood

    :newpost:

  • SOTHERNGRL

    My dad is about to marry this woman with a little hellion and she doesnt do ANY kind of discipline.
    *********************
    :huh: Is your daddy about to marry a yt woman?

  • Blanche Devereaux

    Naw User she's white. My daddy only does very light skinned (my mama) biracial (his ex wife) or white (his fiance)

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    that’s brewlaful.
    mean self…
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    :hahaha: :hug:

    So. I saw a meme that said "Honestly.. Im prolly single cause I never forwarded that chain messages back in '96...." :crying1:

    Ive been tryna put out some goodt.. :crying1:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I’ll be your valumtime. According to socha media, I’m a side piece. One of my gifts was delivered to my job, and he said we’ll celebrate when he’s in town in a couple of weeks. That’s not even side piece status. That’s more like 3rd string
    _________

    TURRSSSS :crying1: :crying1:

  • Candy Cane

    I :heart: Candy Man. We used to watch that shyt several times a day. And to move here and actually see Cabrini Greens in real life was surreal. Tony Todd still creeps me out though. He will forever be Candy Man no matter what movie he's in.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Thanks guys but im really considering USF or Flordia state as well. (Not to mention the 1st choice school Spelman..
    *******

    :heart: Baby girl said she got options. Fugg what yall heard *blows nails*

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    I am deathly terrified of Candy Man. Like, total irrational fear of a movie. My pastor looks like the character, so it took me YEARS to build up the courage to join the church.
    I thought I outgrew my fear, but this summer I was reminded that I hadn’t. Honey bees setup shop betwixt the walls at Mama Butter’s. I was in the bathroom and saw 3 bees in the window sill. :woohoo: I think it only took 3 steps for me to make it to my brothers room on the other side of the house. He told me I’m too grown to be carrying on like that :ashamed: He’s 5 years older than me and still lives at home so whatever :roll eyes:
    ________________

    me too. i won't watch anything with that man playing in it :no:

    when i came home from that movie (think it was 11th grade?) nobody was home so i turned every light in the house on until my dad came in. i was terrified.

    so basically the moral of that story was for black men to leave white women alone, right? cuz had he left her alone they wouldnt have poured that honey on him,right? :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    What’s the finishing move? :popcorn:
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    Reverse cowgirl with me :bounce: on my tip toes.

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    and now I'm really mad they slipped that ol Emmitt Till ass storyline in there on the sly :rules:

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    Blanche Devereaux says:

    Naw User she’s white. My daddy only does very light skinned (my mama) biracial (his ex wife) or white (his fiancé)
    _________________

    well no dam wonder that baby mad :mad: all them united colors of benetton in that house. i would be confused too. who all these ppl :angry:

  • http://sybaris.com/index.php She_ShowOut

    :dead: at the Candy Man story..with his sexy azz...I would freeze those beez to show him some reverse cowgirl. Hmph :yes:

  • Nikki gets it

    Her head isn't even turned in his direction. She looks like she spotted a camera or someone she knows. Lol Sandra!

  • Nikki gets it

    Jay Z and Bey have each other on LOCK so even if they did play/lust, they ain't leaving true love and billion!