Jamyra Gallmon, David Messerschmitt

A newlywed D.C. lawyer who lived a double life as a down-low gay man was stabbed to death by a lesbian pretending to be a man answering a Craigslist ad for gay sex.

Jamyra Gallmon

On Feb. 9, David Messerschmitt, 30, posted an ad on Craigslist looking for gay sex under the username "dcguy456." Police say 21-year-old Jamyra Gallmon -- posing as a gay man -- answered the ad under the username "chrissanchez0906."

The two agreed to meet at the upscale Donovan Hotel on 14th Street in WAshington, D.C., not far from the White House.

After leaving the prominent D.C. law firm where he worked, Messerschmitt checked into the Donovan hotel.

At about 7:45 p.m., the newlywed texted his wife to tell her he would be home late, according to police.

Surveillance video shows Gallmon entering the hotel lobby, wearing a black outfit and black combat boots. She wore a black hooded jacket with the hood pulled over her head.

The prosecutor's office contends that Gallmon intended to rob Messerschmitt when she began communicating with him by email earlier that day.

Gallmon later told police that Messerschmitt left the hotel room door open.

Once she entered the room, Gallmon and Messerschmitt struggled. She allegedly pulled a knife out of her sweatpants and attacked Messerschmitt, stabbing him repeatedly until he fell to the floor where she stabbed him several more times, according to the Washington Blade.

The next day, Messerschmitt's body was found on the floor of his hotel room. He apparently died from a penetrating wound to his heart. The victim suffered multiple stab wounds to his groin, abdomen and back. He also had numerous defensive wounds on his hands.

His fingers were bound with interlocking, rainbow-colored plastic zip ties. “The zip ties appeared to be affixed together into makeshift handcuffs,” according to the affidavit obtained by the Washington Blade.

Police recovered Messerschmit's wallet and its contents strewn about the hotel room floor.

Police also found Messerschmitt's "computer, lubricant, condoms, cellphone and enema kit."

Messerschmit's wife, Kim Vuong, reported him missing at 1 a.m.

In the weeks following Messerschmitt's murder, police and the victim's widow pleaded with the public to help identify the shadowy figure seen in the surveillance video.

Jamyra Gallmon

A forensics search of Messerschmit's computer turned up the emails exchanged by Messerschmitt and "chrissanchez0906" on Craigslist.

Police served a subpoena on Craiglist, which turned over the contact information for Gallmon, including her address.

Police searched Gallmon's apartment and recovered black clothing similar to the items worn by the killer in the hotel surveillance video. A switchblade knife and a bag of plastic rainbow-colored zip ties were also found in her apartment.

Gallmon was arrested and charged with first-degree murder. She is being held without bond.

After waiving her rights to an attorney, Gallmon claimed she "blacked out" and stabbed Messerschmit in "self defense" after he "trapped" her in the hotel room and wouldn't allow her to leave.

It isn't clear how Gallmon was able to overpower the larger man. She was an athlete who played on the woman’s basketball team at the Forestville Military Academy High School in Maryland, where she received training in hand-to-hand combat before graduating.

She also worked as a security guard for MVP Protective Services.

Melvin Key, chief executive officer of MVP Protective Services, told the Washington Blade, “She was an exemplary employee. It doesn’t seem like the same person we knew."

For years, LGBT groups have warned promiscuous gay men to beware of falling victim to criminals on Craigslist and other platforms used by gays to solicit random sex.

The majority of victims never report the crimes, since many of them are married or have girlfriends.

This is believed to be the first ever case of a lesbian specifically targeting a gay man for robbery on Craigslist.

  • MissL

    Oh I would of never bury his ass his body would stay in the morgue let the city throw his ass in a cardboard and bury him

  • whitty hutton

    if folks getting killed over cars on cregg's list, what makes these dumbasses think they aint in danger tryna buy ass on cregg's list? ain't no sex in the world worth buying online when it's plenny of free BBD and puscee walking around for the asking.

  • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

    :wtf: is going on; it's rough out here in deez skreetz!!

    Craigslist is the devil. :tea:

  • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

    walking around for the asking.
    ______________
    Indeed and on holidays they giving it away.

  • free

    can someone help me out with the "enema kit"? is that for cleaning the bussy prior or after?

  • Trini

    On the bright side- He brought condoms. I think that it is safe to assume that he was practicing safe sex with these men.

  • Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd)

    Hey Roses! It's after 3pm here but morning for y'all so good morning :hi: . Athens is great. It's crazy to see things you've always pictured in your head in real life. Graffiti is EVERYWHERE though and my mom keeps talking about how disrespectful it is :lol: DF is kind of in awe like the kids. He didn't seem excited (he's always so lowkey about everything) but now that we're here he's in to it. Wide eyed and WOWING like the kids. He said he never even thought about traveling to places like this because it wasn't something he felt was possible and now that it is he can't believe it. He said to the kids "we're looking at stuff most people only get to learn about in school and never see. And we are here." My mom and I are getting a kick out of how excited he and the girls are. Seeing the Acropolis and the Parthenon...I teared up a bit because I'm a nerd and this has been a dream of mine for years.I am here and getting to share it with the people I love most in the world. The weather has been nice, mostly sunny and warm but no where near sweltering. Dragon13 is texting her friends nonstop and we keep telling her to be mindful of the time difference but they answer so some of them must not sleep. So far so good and we leave for Rome tomorrow. Enjoy your days everyone!

  • http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

    Am I wrong for thinking shim is slightly attractive? I'll show myself to the :kona:

  • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

    shim is slightly attractive
    ___________
    Shim looks slow-mo.

  • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

    MothaDrag enjoy!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Down-Low Married Lawyer Murdered by Lesbian He Hooked Up With On Craigslist for Gay Sex
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    I had to read this 3 times to understand what's going on.

    Morning y'all :hi:

  • whitty hutton

    heh MOD!!! :waves: sounds like an amazing trip so far, and DF is right in saying most people only get to see pics of what you all are seeing up close and personal. Enjoy!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    I feel myself about to victim blame. Maybe I should try to do some work.

  • http://atlNORTHonline.com DJ DCeezy

    What was he using the enema for? 50 shades type shyt! Smh

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    MOD, that's wonderful that you all get to share that experience! I hope Little Dragon is texting on WiFi, because if she isn't you're in for a surprise about 45 days after you return from your trip.

  • whitty hutton

    free, I saw that too and quickly read past it. yes, enemas are for cleaning the dookeyshoot. fags always gotta mess shit up. enemas are used for help with constipation, prep for surgery (soap enemas), as an aide in internal cleansing, but not for prepping an ass for fukkin! :cuss:

  • whitty hutton

    what butter said:
    I feel myself about to victim blame. Maybe I should try to do some work.
    ------------------
    I already did... :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    WHALE IONO WATT TEW SAY :shrug:

    MotherDragon! Gone girl!!!! :yahoo: Traveling is awesome!!!! And you're teaching your girls how it's done ;) Enjoy! GOD bless y'all and walk/breathe slow :lol:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g Milanisti

    :huh: I'm still confused as to why people STILL use CL in this day and age with all these killings going on. I don't want to blame the guy, but......come on :facepalm:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    *waits on shims family/friends to write in*

    When did she transition to the above?
    Was she bi?
    Did y'all still refer to her as a she?
    Was she forced to wear that prom dress?

    :thinking:
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    Sad & embarassed for the wife... :tea:

  • iWasteTime

    Good Morning Roses :wave:

    What now.. :lol:
    So shim didn't even attempt to hit, just killed ole dude :no:
    That man's poor wife :no:

    San
    Dub
    Taken
    Neffi
    LoveZ
    AJ
    Jenie
    Smonae
    ButterBew
    Z4L
    AJ
    Man
    Whitty
    Petty
    Kimi
    Dh

    MOD!
    OMG that trip sounds wonderful!
    Love you got your momma in on it too!
    Have a wonderful time and can't wait to see the gravi changes !!

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    Have fun MOD :waves:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Whet de fukk is dis sh!t? :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    I already did… :lol:
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    I just don't understand why people can't be honest. He should've been honest with his wife that he was not ready for marriage since he wanted to sleep with other people. He should've been honest with himself that he fancied boy puscee, and he wouldn't have had to solicit services on the web.

    I've always been the type of person to be who I am without reserve or apologies, so it baffles me that people don't have the strength to do the same.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    Wife on tv www crying asking for the killer to come forward. Didn't exiect this.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    enema kit.

    ********

    He wanted to douche that boi pussay and make sure it was fresh :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :thinking: WATT turned her into a killer?
    SR, did she have any other legal issues?

    Did she get offended when he said "you's ah bish FOH! Got me wasting my butt kit and WATTnot!!! :mad: "
    :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Mrs. Time :kiss:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g Milanisti

    @MOD, what an amazing experience :) You're going to LOVE Rome. Beautiful people, great food and breath-taking sights, especially the Colosseum.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    OH! WHALE I guess User got me my very own hello font, she must be getting it ready now! :love:

    :chase:

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    Good morning roses :waves:

    Me & Mr 11th anniversary! :happy:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I'm mean NOT User! :facepalm:
    Wasting Time! :mad: See WATT yew made me do! :chase: :chase:
    :rofl:

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    According to the news, no isshas. Went to this military prep type school. Coach said she was a very sweet girl.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    I need yall to Google Image Danny Ray Williams Jr. And tell me whet de fukk is going on with that knot on his dome :waiting:

  • iWasteTime

    :kiss: DTTS :heart:

    Congratulations Feline :yahoo:

  • iWasteTime

    :hug: Dizzle

    Hey Milan

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Me & Mr 11th anniversary!
    ===========
    Congrats :hunching:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    MOD that sounds like an awesome vacation. Have fun, be safe!! :waves:

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    Thanks time!

  • iWasteTime

    That chit gross Dizzle :no: :sick:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :wtf: :blink:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g Milanisti

    Congrats Feline!!! :love: <---Mr & Mrs Feline

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Time Waster - hey boo! :hug:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g Milanisti

    Hey Time :waves:

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    thanks, butter! :)

  • love_22_nina

    So Ur husband is murdered...u find out he has been sleeping with men and the person that killed him was a female pretending to be a man...these men are so wreckless for sex...how embarrassing

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Congrats Feline!!! :2dance:
    :hug:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    What a way to find out about your husband :phew: and to the fool that killed him ... throw the book at that bytch :rules: sick of these heartless souless ass holes running round here :mad:

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    Congrats feline :waves: praying for a hundred more

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    That's much better Wasting Time! :heart:

    So, Gun Lover, are you pregnant by your boss? :eek:

    :kiss: Hey Jenny!

    :hug: Good Morning Zoe!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :cosign: Jenny! I hope they get tougher on folks who have no value for life! Yeah you deserve to rot in prison AND ION care if/what you eat! :nono:

  • whitty hutton

    Got me wasting my butt kit and WATTnot!!! :mad:
    :kona:
    --------------------
    yes, stay yo ass in the kona!! :lol:

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Down-Low Married Lawyer Murdered by Lesbian He Hooked Up With On Craigslist for Gay Sex
    ___________________

    When I first read this I was like :blink: Wait whet?? :shrugs: then I got it. :lol:

    This was fugged up, but damn dude. If he worked for a prominent law firm, he prolly had to keep up appearances. The wife prolly knew he like boi pussay.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    DTS :happy:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    This was fugged up, but damn dude. If he worked for a prominent law firm, he prolly had to keep up appearances. The wife prolly knew he like boi pussay.
    =============
    This is another issue I have. If people would just mind their own business, others wouldn't feel like they needed to keep up appearances. Live and let live.

  • iWasteTime

    I watched Love and Flip Flops Reunion..... where they at doe ??

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

    That damn CRAIGSLIST :smh: folks gonna learn :yes:

    :wave: Good Morning Sandra :love: Good Morning Roses :hug: Make it a :nun: day :heart:

    :popcorn:

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    Thanks, Roses! :)

  • Vanna is the root of all evil

    Police also found Messerschmitt’s “computer, lubricant, condoms, cellphone and enema kit.”

    ---
    this is messed up on soooo many levels

    Gd morning :waves:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    This is confusing :huh:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Come on now Buttercup... In business you have to "hang" with your colleagues. He can't be showing up alone to dinner functions etc :shrug:

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    Who watches Crusty Ink. Sassi mom look younger than her! This was my first time seeing the mama, I had to rewind to make sure it won't like her sister that took care of her or something.

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    Newly Married, Down-Low Gay Sex, Enema Set, this is too much, so early in the morning geesh! :kona:

  • whitty hutton

    :waves: Timewaster!!

    Congrats feline! it gets easier after 10 years. being right and/or "winning" the argument isn't a priority anymore and his bad habits - while still annoying as hell - are acceptable and actually make him more endearing. psych!!! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Hey Afiya! :waves:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    An idle mind is truly the devils workshop. Chile bout 99% of our clients & attys are on vacay for passover. My boss think cuz its just me & him here that he finna run me crazy. Im outside now pretending I had to run errands for the office. He need time to his self. Im omw to 7/11. :steer:

    :no:

  • Str8tUpMenace

    lovezoe says:

    Who watches Crusty Ink. Sassi mom look younger than her! This was my first time seeing the mama, I had to rewind to make sure it won’t like her sister that took care of her or something.
    ________________________

    I missed it last night, but her mom does look young as hell :yes:

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    :yes: whitty, we've had our times. Now it's just like "whatever"! The good thing is neither one of us likes to argue or confrontations

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Come on now Buttercup… In business you have to “hang” with your colleagues. He can’t be showing up alone to dinner functions etc :shrug:
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    Why couldn't he go alone or show up with a guy? I just don't understand why it's anyone's business who he's giving enemas to.

    At my company's holiday party, I introduced Honey Dip by his name and no title attached to it. One of my coworkers had the gall to ask what's the nature of our relationship. I replied to him asking why does it matter. Folks who matter know the nature of our relationship (like the Roses :lol: ). They don't know because we tell them, but because we find them special enough to invite into our lives and they can witness our relationship.

    It took me 3 years to know where one of my home girls work. We don't discuss work other than telling stories and lamenting about the man. I only found out because I had to pick her up one day. I still don't know exactly what she does, and quite frankly I don't care.

  • whitty hutton

    :offtopic: two of the guards at the prison where ol' boy got beat up and leashed have resigned. and he was moved to yet another prison after his momma and aunt made such a huge fuss about the first prison he was moved to. now he's at Macon State Prison and the other two punks in the pic have been transferred, as well.

    then his sorry ass momma got the nerve to say now her goal is to get him out. :facepalm: this is why I say these niggas need to pick cotton or some other equally demeaning and backbreaking chore while serving time. no idle time would eliminate a lot of this bullshyt from even happening. work 'em from sun up to sundown and tire they worsen asses out so all they want is a shower and sleep. hands all pricked up and body aching like hell from picking cotton and dyck too tired to even raise up much less fight a nigga for boi puscee!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

    CONGRATS Feline :yahoo:

    MOD, ENJOY!! It's an amazing experience :yes:

    I don't care about yall roll calls anyways :crying1: :kona:

  • whitty hutton

    :yes: whitty, we’ve had our times. Now it’s just like “whatever”! The good thing is neither one of us likes to argue or confrontations
    -------------
    we don't either. we both have bad days at work when there's any tension between us...like two sad puppies when we get home at night. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Buttercup, I can only assume your HD works in business, correct?

    Do you think he would be accepted by his peers if he brought a guy to all of the office functions?

  • whitty hutton

    I just don’t understand why it’s anyone’s business who he’s giving enemas to.
    ---------------------------
    just get out butter!!! :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :cosign: Whitty! And for certain (proven) crimes, I say ION care how/what they eat! :no:

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    :lol:

  • iWasteTime

    like two sad puppies when we get home at night. :lol:
    ---------------
    :hahaha:
    I know this.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Buttercup,
    I guess in certain lines of business it wouldn't matter :shrug: IONO though but surely I think it matters.

    And I know where all my (2) friends work :lol:
    IONO where my all my Rose friends work. Some, but not all...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Snick Snack Time :yahoo:
    Bbl

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Buttercup, I can only assume your HD works in business, correct?
    Do you think he would be accepted by his peers if he brought a guy to all of the office functions?
    ============
    Why does it matter who he brings to functions? If guys can bring women, guys should be able to bring guys and women should be able to bring women. Who someone is screwing typically doesn't have an affect on how well they can do their job.

    Honey Dip and I both get perturbed when folks try to find out things without getting know us. Whenever someone asks what either of us "do" we both answer, "Well, (s)he started out mopping floors, but now (s)he's washing lettuce. Soon (s)he'll be on fries...then the grill. And pretty soon, (s)he'll make assistant manager....and that's when the big bucks start rolling in :biggrin: "

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

    Tami, you look BEAUTIFUL :nun:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    :blink:
    :wtf:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

    Sorry Butter :shrug: society just don't work that way :no: never did :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    Nigga can't even cheat safely no more. :facepalm:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    I guess in certain lines of business it wouldn’t matter :shrug: IONO though but surely I think it matters.
    ===========
    I'm an Idealist through and through, so a lot of things that society deems important is frivolous to me. I feel that by knowing what or who someone "does" is just another way to classify folks and try to bring about separation.

    I get to know folks because I admire who they are, am intrigued by their viewpoints, and/or could learn life lessons from them. We may discuss relationships and work, but not to the point where I know where they work, their role, how much they make, if their man is husky or he curves to the left. I don't care about that stuff and get really annoyed when people try to learn ABOUT me rather than just wanting to get to know me.

  • http://sandrarose.com 100milesperhour

    Sassy starting to look worn-down. I don't like her g/f's face for some reason. Quanni getting real extra b/c she knows her man won't. Puma wants no problems...probably still aching in the back from the WWE body-slam.

  • WhoDat

    I need a spreadsheet to keep up. A PPT. Something.
    He gay.
    He married.
    She a bulldagger.
    Who pretending to be a man.

    This chit is "The Crying Game 2015"

    Foh.

  • Matchsticks

    heard about this last week, and like others stated I read "enema kit" and was intrigued. Not to sound crazy but like is it fully clean after one spray of water up there? Do women do this who regularly have anal sex? sorry, QTNA! :hahaha:

  • WhoDat

    His ad shoulda been more pacific.

    Must have a REAL dack attached.

    Mighta not managed to damn die.

    You a damn lawyer and your communication skills suck ays.

    No pun intended.

  • Matchsticks

    and I know chick is a grown woman, but she looks "boyish" ...makes me wonder if dude liked 'em young... :think:

  • whitty hutton

    Matchsticks, this is for you:
    yes, enemas are for cleaning the dookeyshoot. fags always gotta mess shyt up. enemas are used for help with constipation, prep for surgery (soap enemas), as an aide in internal cleansing, but not for prepping an ass for fukkin! :cuss:

    the liquid isn't "sprayed" up the ass :lol: but the tube is inserted and you release the clamp so the water flows in at a steady pace.

  • B. Stoners

    :buttshake:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Matchsticks: an enema is part of gay boys' overnight booty call kit (for reals)

    Now u know :tmi: just like I do. Happy Birthday!!!!! :partyhat:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    yes, enemas are for cleaning the dookeyshoot. fags always gotta mess shyt up. enemas are used for help with constipation, prep for surgery (soap enemas), as an aide in internal cleansing, but not for prepping an ass for fukkin!

    the liquid isn’t “sprayed” up the ass but the tube is inserted and you release the clamp so the water flows in at a steady pace.

    ________________

    :eek:
    We didn't need this graphic depiction on this family blog! :nono:

  • whitty hutton

    DISCLAIMER: EYE am not a partaker of anal sex. BBD ain't made for exit only openings imo. won't have me walking around "drippin" or with permanent diarrhea cuz hubby don' rurnt something back there. :nono:

  • iWasteTime

    :eek:
    We didn’t need this graphic depiction on this family blog! :nono:
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    :lol: :hahaha: :lol:

  • Matchsticks

    learn new shyt every day.... :kona: :lol:

  • whitty hutton

    :kiss: @man

  • iWasteTime

    Whitty :eek: :blink:

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    DTTS- didn't see you saying hello, hey boo!

  • FuturedocDonte

    His fingers were bound with interlocking, rainbow-colored plastic zip ties
    ---
    :facepalm:

  • B. Stoners

    I see Man getting some love on the blog. His head is gonna blow up. Pun intended. :lol:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Yall be asking then act all appalled when u find out :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Yall be asking then act all appalled when u find out :rofl:
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    :hahaha: I had a follow up question, but in all honesty I don't want to know. I will remain blissfully ignorant.

  • whitty hutton

    @Timewaster
    I'm jess sayin! true story: at another job in a different time, I worked with this flaming non-cisgendered fella. well, one day he left my office and I saw a wet spot on his pants in the crack of his pants. said wet spot never dried up so I concluded it had to be an oily substance of some type that leaked out and stained his pants. I couldn't bring myself to tell him but I sho' told some of my other work buddies and we laughed 'bout that shyt...omg it was gross and hilarious at the same damn time! :ashamed: but :lol:

  • whitty hutton

    :hahaha: I had a follow up question, but in all honesty I don’t want to know. I will remain blissfully ignorant.
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    c'mon wit it butter! ask away! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    c’mon wit it butter! ask away! :lol:
    ==========
    :no: :tape: Some things you just cant unsee. Some things you just can't unlearn.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Enemas are a douche for the boi pussy. For a clean ride up the hershey highway :yes: :thumbsup:

    It's the proper thing to do. Just like you don't Wana bring a musty pussy to bed (shoUt out to my nigga Color Money), you don't wanna bring a sh!tty booty to bed. MessING up sheets :yes:

  • Matchsticks

    User Friendly says:

    Yall be asking then act all appalled when u find out :rofl:
    _______

    I get visuals real easily...that's what gives me the giggles inside. I had to inquire about how gay men get "ready" to receive the schlong as well, like I was confused about if it's all about lube or does the :buttshake: get moist...I know, weird imagination...

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :blink:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    You a damn lawyer and your communication skills suck ays.

    *****

    :lol:

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    :kona: So Zoe8 has to do a shoebox float, due tomorrow. We have gotten all the info, but google shoebox float. Mama ain't that creative. We shall be decorating a poster board. Don't have any shoeboxes anyways.

  • Matchsticks

    you don’t wanna bring a sh!tty booty to bed. MessING up sheets
    ___________

    so wait, a full and thorough wash isn't enough??? :rofl:

    Ok, imma stop...

  • whitty hutton

    This fool said a "musty pussy"
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    :ghost: :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA

    WE NEED A NEW POST STAT! NEW POST!

    :cuss:

  • Matchsticks

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @SANDRA
    WE NEED A NEW POST STAT! NEW POST!
    :cuss:
    _____

    I kinda agree :lol: this one has went to shyt...literally!

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    GOOD MORNING YALL! :waves:

    :smack: I never knew about anal douching...maybe because I don't endulge in :buttshake: activities.. :think: with the exception of him tonguing the dark star..but that about it :shrug:

  • Phrozen1der

    Sadly, as soon as the news broke this story I knew exactly what it was about.. :no:

  • FuturedocDonte

    I was gon ask what Yall were in here talking about but :no:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    so wait, a full and thorough wash isn’t enough???

    *******

    :no: Gotta get behind those spinster muscle.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g Milanisti

    lovezoe says:

    So Zoe8 has to do a shoebox float, due tomorrow. We have gotten all the info, but google shoebox float. Mama ain’t that creative. We shall be decorating a poster board. Don’t have any shoeboxes anyways.
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    :pc: <----- *googling shoebox float*

    They making 8 yr olds do a lot these days. Those are some creative shoeboxes. We used to just paste pics on construction paper and call it a day :tea:

  • whitty hutton

    :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    "so wait, a full and thorough wash isn’t enough???" <----- :ghost:

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    WELL SINCE NO NEW POST! ROSES HERE IS A TESTED WAY TO FALL IN LOVE ON THE FIRST DATE!

    The Huffington Post tested these 36 questions to ask on a date and you SUPPOSED to make your guy/girl fall so in love with you! Here they are!

    Set I

    1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

    2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?

    3. Before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? Why?

    4. What would constitute a “perfect” day for you?

    5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?

    6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?

    7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?

    8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.

    9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?

    10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?

    11. Take four minutes and tell your partner your life story in as much detail as possible.

    12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?

    Set II

    13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?

    14. Is there something that you have dreamed of doing for a long time? Why have not you done it?

    15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

    16. What do you value most in a friendship?

    17. What is your most treasured memory?

    18. What is your most terrible memory?

    19. If you knew, that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?

    20. What does friendship mean to you?

    21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?

    22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.

    23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s was?

    24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?

    Set III
    25. Make three true “we” statements each. For instance, “We are both in this room feeling ... “

    26. Complete this sentence: “I wish I had someone with whom I could share ... “

    27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.

    28. Tell your partner what you like about them; be very honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you have just met.

    29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.

    30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?

    31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.

    32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

    33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven’t you told them yet?

    34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?

    35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?

    36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner’s advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.

  • FuturedocDonte

    :no:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Zoe Im pretty sure my moms cursed me & a teacher out over a diorama :no:

    Do they still do those?

  • whitty hutton

    @matchsticks
    One of my close friends said the guy has to massage the anus to relax it plus they use lube. I don't know about natural analysis moistening g like a vajayjay does.

  • Matchsticks

    VDot says:

    so wait, a full and thorough wash isn’t enough???
    *******
    :no: Gotta get behind those spinster muscle.
    ________

    so wait, when he's back there with his tongue and...awww, hayul...nevermind! :lol:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Matchsticks so curious. :lol:

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    UF- we have done a diorama before too. Deep sigh.

  • iWasteTime

    I kinda agree :lol: this one has went to shyt…literally!
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    :rofl:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g Milanisti

    :lol:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    So they have dorito mozzerella sticks at 7/11. Do not attempt. My stomach hurt now. :(

  • Matchsticks

    whitty hutton says:

    @matchsticks
    One of my close friends said the guy has to massage the anus to relax it plus they use lube. I don’t know about natural analysis moistening g like a vajayjay does.
    ________

    so like they can't just fall into sex, like you know, you laying around with your mate and y'all just start :hump: , they gotta say :stop: hold up, go shower and take this kit with you?

    I give up, nvm, I ain't supposed to know everything :lol:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Wut ain't nobody reading all that shyt :no:

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Wut ain’t nobody reading all that shyt :no:
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    They said that it works! Before you end dinner you will be in love with the person you came with. Imma try a few tomorrow on my date with my friend.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    We need a newpost :no:

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    Sandra has fallen asleep on her keyboard... :zzz:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    :thankyou: for 135 & 137 Jenie :fistbump:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Wut ain’t nobody reading all that shyt :no:

    :no: sho wasn't, I a :steer: :yes: drove right past it! Summarize Wut

  • whitty hutton

    Wut, ur gonna sound like a stalker askin all those damn questions and u def ain't gettin no BBD!

  • iWasteTime

    Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?
    ---------------
    So in the middle of phucking up your salmon you are supposed to be like if my uncle jimmy die, I'm hoping on the :casket:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    enema kit.
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    :facepalm:

    Hey Yall :wave:

  • whitty hutton

    Zone I Googled the shoebox floats and it looks like a really neat project

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    VDot says:

    so wait, a full and thorough wash isn’t enough???

    *******

    Gotta get behind those spinster muscle
    ______________
    In the words of Dub, u misspelled relax your muscles :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

    OLD MAN SHIVER: Husband, 100, chops up his own wife with ax, then slashes himself to death with knife in 'murder-suicide'

    :facepalm:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    User Friendly says:

    So they have dorito mozzerella sticks at 7/11. Do not attempt. My stomach hurt now.
    ______________
    I dont want shyt from 7/11 but a slurpee :no:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g Milanisti

    :newpost: Celebs out n about

  • whitty hutton

    User got da bubbleguts!! :nana:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Suga thats what i went to get! I aint stick to the plan. :no:

  • pointhimout

    It's like an unspoken requirement: if you meet someone from Craigslist, prepare to die. This is unbelievable, yet again. What's going on in folks mind? You have to know that when you rob someone, no matter how fancy their job is, ur only going to get little money. No one carries cash like that.

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    Afiya says FOH :chase: Thank you! xoxo