Stephen Bishop on Wendy Williams

Sexy Stephen Bishop, star of BET's hit relationship TV drama Being Mary Jane, was a guest on the top-rated Wendy Williams Show today.

One of the features of Wendy's popular show is the "shoe cam" -- a close-up camera angle of her male guests' shoes.

Stephen Bishop on Wendy Williams

Wendy's unspoken motivation for her "shoe cam" is to whet the imagination of her female viewers. The conventional wisdom is that there is a direct correlation between a man's shoe size and the length of his junk.

For this reason, Wendy's more savvy male guests wear shoes that are 1-2 sizes bigger than what they normally wear.

This morning, your auntie tweeted a screen shot of Stephen's shoe cam. Wendy was more impressed with the length of Stephen's fingers -- and for good reason. Stephen's shoes barely filled the TV screen.

I tweeted: "Sorry ladies, @Stephencbishop has small feet. But @WendyWilliams notes that he has unusually long fingers."

The tweet caught Stephen's attention, and he was quick to inform my readers that he wears an impressive size 13 shoe! I stand corrected.

  • Unshakable

    :rofl: I guess he set the record straight real quick! :hahaha:

    He say don't take away any of any of his inches!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    This dumb azz chit. :rofl:

  • WhoDat

    That chit a myth anyway. I know perfectly good wearing size 9 shoe wearing men who got alotta dack.

    So....@Man...you gonna send the pic or nah bruh? :tea:

  • Dr. Pepper

    Shoe size has NOTHING to do with the size of the D....I know a man who wears a size 15 but his beefcake is age 13... :tea:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Biggest lie ever told bout a ninja shoe size :tea: Hell don't Shaq wear a size 22 :tea: peen size 3 inches .... shid ...

  • Yawncé

    If you gotta talk about it, then that means... welp :huh:

  • Gigi26

    :shrugs: Shoe size does not equal anything in terms of length of ze cokk. :yes:

    Had small feet niggas who had that long n skrong :yes:

  • WhoDat

    All little peens ain’t wack though :tea:
    ——–
    Especially not them growing ones :phew: Maybe thats what Man been referring to cuz I have seen something that looked like it was a circumcision accident but when it grew :shocked: was like them “just add water” sea monkeys. That thang stretched out to the heavens like :peace:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Not a circumcision accident? :dead: AF

  • Matchsticks

    It's been proven that statistically this is a myth, there is no correlation with feet and peen... :)

  • Gigi26

    Stephen look like he can eat some pussay tho... :yes: What dat mouf do tho!

    Who saw Mary Jane last night...nigga Thomas was feasting on the box like thanksgiving! Bless his heart...Sexy ass

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    Ex was size 13...he had the equipment but didn't know what to do with it :tea:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :ghost: :crying1:

  • Gigi26

    was a circumcision accident but when it grew :shocked: was like them “just add water” sea monkeys
    ---------------------
    Chia pet cokk? :claps:

  • Phrozen1der

    :rofl:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    circumcision accident
    ---------------
    So you saying he was mutilated at birf? :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    felinelurker says:

    Ex was size 13…he had the equipment but didn’t know what to do with it
    ____________

    Had one of them .... and it was terrible :no: damn shame .... stretching ya shyt out for nothing :no:

  • SunRiseBlossom

    I bet Wendy wears a size 13 male shoe too :tea:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Said that ninja had a nubb first :rofl: Razz

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    The ring finger indicates penis size. This is fact.

    It's irrelevant tho. It's already known women prefer 5 inches and much bigger than that is a deformity.
    :coffee:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    WhoDat when I first saw it I said :no: I hv made a terrible mistake. It was so tiny. I still to this day wonder where the rest of it goes when it retracts.

    Must be in his stomach :shrugs: that nigga thought he had kidney stones. Now that I put two & 2 together that was all that dack in his gut. :think:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    I want a big dack right now :wail:

  • Gigi26

    And who the fukk cares about his fingers?!

  • WhoDat

    And see... I dont want to dismiss you cause you was in the wrong..."state" or whatever when I FIRST seen it, or copped a feel. Just like Plies said that it be some perfectly good pusscee in between knocked knee'd ghuls legs...it be perfectly nice sized peens that we done gave up, threw the damn towel in on cause it was in "resting dack mode".

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    I tweeted: “Sorry ladies, @Stephencbishop has small feet. But @WendyWilliams notes that he has unusually long fingers.”
    ___________
    so he is a poker huh :crying:

    :hahaha:

  • Unshakable

    @Dubb,

    Is that you makin sea horse references? Say it grows like a chia pet?

    "Ch, ch, ch, ch, ch,ch, chia!" :rofl:

  • WhoDat

    I want a big dack right now :wail:
    ^^^^^^^^^
    Bish me tew.

    *whispers...me tew*

    :sad:

  • Str8tUpMenace

    The tweet caught Stephen’s attention, and he was quick to inform my readers that he wears an impressive size 13 shoe! I stand corrected.
    _______________________

    :rofl: Ninja don't nobody give a rat's azz what size shoe you wear. Either IG or Tweet a peen pic or STFU!!!!! :rofl:

  • Matchsticks

    Must be in his stomach
    _________

    omg, leave this place! :wails:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

    Shaq wear a size 22 :tea: peen size 3 inches …. shid …

    ======================

    Lord and on that Justin Beiber roast they kept cracking jokes on Shaq dyck like it was huge... :facepalm: Karrine gave the measurements :rules:

    It's about finger length in my experience.... I be checkin a nugga hands :yes:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    I hv made a terrible mistake. It was so tiny.

    ******

    Kudos on still going forward after the initial viewing :fistbump:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    :rofl: @ Wendy having the larger duck :crying:

  • WhoDat

    Not me @Unshake. That is @UF tambout the shat grew like Jack and The Beanstalk.

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Gigi26 says:

    Stephen look like he can eat some pussay tho… :yes: What dat mouf do tho!
    Who saw Mary Jane last night…nigga Thomas was feasting on the box like thanksgiving! Bless his heart…Sexy ass
    --------

    They show all of this on BET? Chile i may need to tune in!

    Who was he yammin on? Gabby Union cheesy puss? :vomit:

  • SunRiseBlossom

    VDot says:

    I want a big dack right now :wail:
    ___________________________
    Me too :wail: Let me call my husband :cell:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

    One of the features of Wendy’s popular show is the “shoe cam” — a close-up camera angle of her male guests’ shoes

    ================

    Wendy does the shoe cam for all her guests Sandy :tea:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Resting dack mode :rofl:

  • whitty hutton

    I still to this day wonder where the rest of it goes when it retracts.

    Must be in his stomach :shrugs: that nigga thought he had kidney stones. Now that I put two & 2 together that was all that dack in his gut. :think:
    -------------------
    omg... :hahaha:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    resting dack mode
    -----
    See...this is going to get me in trouble. :rofl:

  • Unshakable

    Off topic,

    Have you evah seent someone who look like they don't baize? :think:

    I was out and about recently, and I saw this guy. he wore flip flops and had feet that look like they been dipped in the watahs of the muddy Jordan 7 times, right?

    As you scroll upwards and look at him, he looks like he could be related to Mr. potato Head and alla his bucket of parts. But even that is ok......i just can't get past the fact he look like he ain't seent baizing watah since Nat Turner started a revolt against slave owners. Just bleck! :facepalm:

  • Gigi26

    UF :yes: I was like :shock: Go Thomas Go!! :lol: Nigga dumb as fukk tho :no:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    The ring finger indicates penis size. This is fact.
    It’s irrelevant tho. It’s already known women prefer 5 inches and much bigger than that is a deformity.
    _________

    I prefer a good stroking .... it don't matter the size to me .... but if it's a horse ... he can keep that shyt :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

    Kudos on still going forward after the initial viewing

    ================

    Do you get up and leave, if it ain't right?? Unless I see a bump bump I feel obligated to soldier on through :rofl:

  • whitty hutton

    It’s irrelevant tho. It’s already known women prefer 5 inches and much bigger than that is a deformity.
    :coffee:
    ---------------
    lies told on SR.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    #missyJSays says:

    Shaq wear a size 22 :tea: peen size 3 inches …. shid …
    ======================
    Lord and on that Justin Beiber roast they kept cracking jokes on Shaq dyck like it was huge… :facepalm: Karrine gave the measurements :rules:
    It’s about finger length in my experience…. I be checkin a nugga hands :yes:
    ___________________________

    Even though I'm sure Shaq has a pinky sized peen & has no sex appeal whatsoever, we can't listen to Superhead's measurements cuz that bish puss prolly hollow as fugg. Shit prolly echo when ninjas eat the box. Bish got the fuggin Holland Tunnel between her damn legs. Walls prolly all stretched out to fugg it land. :no:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    :crying: :crying:

  • MissArtist

    It's the girth of his fingers that tells the real story :tea:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    @ Wendy having the larger duck

    ******

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    The ring finger? Whet? :huh:

  • whitty hutton

    nothing worse than a small, hard dyck! :cuss: nigga pumpin hard and sweating while you laying there askin is it in yet?

  • Phrozen1der

    "The ring finger indicates penis size. This is fact." <----- And extremeties... Now watch all the ladies be looking at ears,ring fingers, noses, and mouths :rofl:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    The ring finger indicates penis size. This is fact.
    It’s irrelevant tho. It’s already known women prefer 5 inches and much bigger than that is a deformity.
    ___________
    as much as you've heard us talk about curvy peen :rofl:

    Negative... Smidget :chase:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    Must be in his stomach :shrugs: that nigga thought he had kidney stones. Now that I put two & 2 together that was all that dack in his gut.
    ------------
    :rofl: like how a horse can retract his?

  • WhoDat

    Resting dack mode is REAL. Realer than resting bish face. I done felt one that wasnt all the way where it needed to go. And in person when it be time...you be like that cannot be the same dack sir. :facepalm: You sent me 4 inches and now you have 9. :wtf: Your unit musta was on a coffee break the first time I felt it. He was resting. :yes:

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    Do you get up and leave, if it ain’t right?? Unless I see a bump bump I feel obligated to soldier on through

    WHYYYYY :wail:

  • kamadiva

    was a circumcision accident but when it grew :shocked: was like them “just add water” sea monkeys
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    :cosign: First hand knowledge of a few of those!

    Height Challenged men make up for height in other areas! :thumbsup:

    Not all tall men had large peens..

  • whitty hutton

    Resting dack mode is REAL. Realer than resting bish face.
    ------------------------
    I cain't witchall today!!! :hahaha:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Do you get up and leave, if it ain’t right??

    ******

    No need. I already have a general idea of what I'm workingn with before pants come down. I like to :kiss: while copping a feel. At least wake it a little but from resting duck mode. I don't like surprises :no: if it feel liddle, we aint going for the home run :no:

    Surprise, I got a little dack = :ban:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    #38

    :ghost:

  • whitty hutton

    Not all tall men had large peens..
    ---------------------------
    and not all short men have large peens either... :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    The ring finger indicates penis size. This is fact.
    It’s irrelevant tho. It’s already known women prefer 5 inches and much bigger than that is a deformity.
    ___________
    as much as you’ve heard us talk about curvy peen

    Negative… Smidget
    ______________________

    :huh: smidget???? :wtf:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Not all tall men had large peens.

    ********

    :cosign: :wail:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    Resting dack mode is REAL. Realer than resting bish face
    _________________
    Far as I got :ghost: Reminds of this heffa sitting next to me fulla botox and can barely blink her eyes :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    I don’t like surprises if it feel liddle, we aint going for the home run
    ________________

    STOP LYING! :rofl:

    Nigga!

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    nothing worse than a small, hard dyck! :cuss: nigga pumpin hard and sweating while you laying there askin is it in yet?
    --------
    No, it gets worse when they start talking to you like that tiny peen is really doing something. Asking is it good and all that. Uhh no sir.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    I. Gotta. Geaux. :dead:

    I just caint. Not today. :rofl:

  • SunRiseBlossom

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    but if it’s a horse … he can keep that shyt :tea:
    _________________________
    :cosign: I don't want it :nono:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Stephen could get the box :tea:

  • Gigi26

    I like to :kiss: while copping a feel.
    ----------------------------------
    Yep! Shyt I ain't gots time to look at your fingers n shyt

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    STOP LYING!

    ******

    You want me to make an exception for you? :winky:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    :rofl: like how a horse can retract his?
    --------

    :yes: like how dogs sit down & that slimy pink thing pokes out :hide:

  • kamadiva

    @Jenie - but if it’s a horse … he can keep that shyt :tea:

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Man Chile deddy - he can keep it. I think I spoke on this once before! :nono: I'll pass....give me the average, 5 inches as Man says. :rollingeyes:

  • Phrozen1der

    "You sent me 4 inches and now you have 9. Your unit musta was on a coffee break the first time I felt it. He was resting" <------ :rofl:

  • The Pearl!

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    felinelurker says:
    Ex was size 13…he had the equipment but didn’t know what to do with it
    ____________
    Had one of them …. and it was terrible :no: damn shame …. stretching ya shyt out for nothing :no:
    ******
    I had one of them as well. I think maybe the short-strokes of the world TRY harder. Some of them big boys think all they need is length and don't take to do the education on how to please a women. He couldn't "eat at the Y either." Sorry bastid. :no: Sent me to the doc with a bruised cervix for NATHAN! :no:

  • Phrozen1der

    "Sent me to the doc with a bruised cervix for NATHAN!" :rofl: :ghost:

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    Not all tall men had large peens.

    ^^^^^^^

    OR....if they do, it doesn't mean they will last very long :tea:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    The ring finger indicates penis size. This is fact.
    It’s irrelevant tho. It’s already known women prefer 5 inches and much bigger than that is a deformity.
    ___________
    as much as you’ve heard us talk about curvy peen

    Negative… Smidget
    ______________________

    smidget????
    ______________
    A midget with a small duck :crying:

  • WhoDat

    Do you get up and leave, if it ain’t right?? Unless I see a bump bump I feel obligated to soldier on through :rofl:
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    I aint a solider. Me and @Pryn done told yall how I called her in the middle of the NIGHT and literally cried on the phone ALL the way home upon being presented some damn uncut meat. She made me PROMISE to call her to let her know how the date went. Me and her on the phone the whole time I am getting ready, til dude GOT to my house to pick me up. It was THE night. She was like well? How it go :popcorn: Me: :wail: BISH! It was UGLY. Her cray ays: :shrug: what was ugly? the restaurant? :ghost:

  • sassyshe

    Im like Vdot I always view the merchandise way in advance, that way you can be friendzone if its less than 8

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

    like to :kiss: while copping a feel. At least wake it a little but from resting duck mode. I don’t like surprises :no: if it feel liddle, we aint going for the home run

    ===============

    :rofl: But it is a science... I hate home massages and when a dude offer I'm like :eyeroll: but go ahead.. Then I can get a feel for his hands. If he all RETARDED strong with it :nono: we ain't fawking. Cannot be laid up with some clumsy strong negro... just all uncoordinated and heavy handed

  • SunRiseBlossom

    User Friendly says:

    :rofl: like how a horse can retract his?
    ——–

    :yes: like how dogs sit down & that slimy pink thing pokes out :hide:
    ___________________________
    :hurl: YUCK!!!!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kwall :rofl: Is that a deal breaker?? :hahaha:

  • iWasteTime

    :rofl:
    this what I come back too
    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @KAMADIVA
    "give me the average, 5 inches "
    _____________

    YOU are a lady. Something a lot of other roses can't seem to identify with.

    :coffee:

  • kamadiva

    @Pearl - Sent me to the doc with a bruised cervix for NATHAN! :no:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I've been there! :nono:

  • Phrozen1der

    "that way you can be friendzone if its less than 8" <-------- :rofl:

  • iWasteTime

    BBD is a myth :tea:
    Right Man :blink:

  • WhoDat

    No, it gets worse when they start talking to you like that tiny peen is really doing something. Asking is it good and all that. Uhh no sir.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    :ghost: Hey @nakeya.

  • FuturedocDonte

    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

    ———————————-
    Yep! Shyt I ain’t gots time to look at your fingers n shyt

    --------------

    You posed to look over dinner or while he holding the popcorn at the show... Guess you fass gals ain't got time for pleasantries.. just all :hi: :hump: :bye:

  • iWasteTime

    YOU are a lady. Something a lot of other roses can’t seem to identify with.
    :coffee:

    -------------------------------
    BOL!!
    :wail:

  • Phrozen1der

    So when a dude comes up short, do you sit there with the straight face like :blink: ? :rofl:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    WhoDat says:

    No, it gets worse when they start talking to you like that tiny peen is really doing something. Asking is it good and all that. Uhh no sir.
    _____
    :cosign: WHo's is it :huh:

    Response: I would tell u but u dont know him :kona:

    :rofl:

  • WhoDat

    @Kwall :rofl: Is that a deal breaker?? :hahaha:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    In all my years I had never seen no man uncut. Trauma.TIZED. I had missed the likka sto' fuggin around trying to damn ride on an uncut baloney pony. I am on the phone with @Pryn. She is like wait where are you? Bish I am at the grocery store. I had to stop and get WINE. In fact, I better get TWO bollas.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    If he all RETARDED strong with it we ain’t fawking. Cannot be laid up with some clumsy strong negro… just all uncoordinated and heavy handed
    ____________

    :rofl:

  • FuturedocDonte

    YOU are a lady. Something a lot of other roses can’t seem to identify with.
    -----
    Ladies always talm bout they want a dude that's packin, but get her in the room and she can't take the dack. Back all straight up in the air like she got sculeosis. That USED to piss me off. I's married now so :coffee:

  • SunRiseBlossom

    iWasteTime says:

    :rofl:
    this what I come back too
    :lol:
    ___________________________
    :yes: :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    Yall got me crackin up at work with these tall tales of how you turn a nigga down if his dyck ain't in the deformed range of 8 inches. :rofl:

    But most of yall can't even get a nigga to take you out but now you rejecting most of the niggas on the planet. :rofl:

    A lie is only as good as it is believealbe people!

  • The Pearl!

    There's a lot that (can) go into determining dyck size in advance:

    nose -- this can also tell you the girth
    fingers -- sausagy can also mean girth, while long slender can mean pencil dyck
    feet -- CAN be a determining factor

    :tea:

  • iWasteTime

    WHo’s is it :huh:
    Response: I would tell u but u dont know him :kona:
    --------------------
    I hate Y'ALL!! :wail:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    Imma a lady *in my Sha-Nay-Nay voice* :crying:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Lol hey @dubb

  • kamadiva

    @Man - YOU are a lady. Something a lot of other roses can’t seem to identify with
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    That meant with a bit of :sarcasm: which I am sure you got! LOL

    I like the motion of the ocean...but I still gotta feel something!

    I can generally tell if the peen is good from a kiss. BUT ION kiss er'body so...:shrug:

    It's a crap game anyway, 7 or 11 you win...2, 3 or 12 you lose...(equate to inches) :HAHAHA:

  • SunRiseBlossom

    Phrozen1der says:

    So when a dude comes up short, do you sit there with the straight face like :blink: ? :rofl:
    _________________________
    Yep because he be like :shame:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @DONTE
    "YOU are a lady. Something a lot of other roses can’t seem to identify with.
    —–
    Ladies always talm bout they want a dude that’s packin, but get her in the room and she can’t take the dack. Back all straight up in the air like she got sculeosis. That USED to piss me off. I’s married now so
    _______________

    That's why I don't like Doggystyle. Hoes talk more chit than a boxing promoter but then can't even arch their back right. SMH.

    :facepalm:

  • sassyshe

    Phrozen1der says:

    So when a dude comes up short, do you sit there with the straight face like
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    You politely asked wtf am i supposed to do with that??? (cocks head and give him the bish what look)

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Cannot be laid up with some clumsy strong negro… just all uncoordinated and heavy handed

    AND

    . I had missed the likka sto’ fuggin around trying to damn ride on an uncut baloney pony.

    ******

    :crying1: :crying1:

  • SunRiseBlossom

    SugarFoot I'm going to need you and VDot to go get some dayum tissue to dry up ya'll tears!!!! Stop all that :wail: :spank: :lol:

  • WhoDat

    Yall got me crackin up at work with these tall tales of how you turn a nigga down if his dyck ain’t in the deformed range of 8 inches.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    I will take a 6 incher. That nigga better COME WITH IT tho. TUH!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    but then can’t even arch their back right.

    *****&*

    You get tired if it falling out huh? Liddle dack problems

  • Phrozen1der

    @Pearl you're wise :yes:

    @Kwall :rofl:

    @Donte Like a scared CAT :hahaha:

  • kamadiva

    2VDOT - Liddle dack problems

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    :ROFL:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

    but get her in the room and she can’t take the dack. Back all straight up in the air like she got sculeosis. That USED to piss me off. I’s married now so

    ============

    I can take the dack but what I won't take is a dude trying to support his heavy ass on my back. I ain't a dayum pack mule. Put your feet on the floor or your hands on the bed :rules:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    Yall got me crackin up at work with these tall tales of how you turn a nigga down if his dyck ain’t in the deformed range of 8 inches.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    I will take a 6 incher. That nigga better COME WITH IT tho. TUH!
    _______________

    Can you even hold your legs back by your head? Or do he have hold em for you?

    See, that's the kind of chit yall should be working on!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Sassy What if he tear it up though?? What if he can provide references upon request? :rofl: #QTNA

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

    sorry to interrupt the sacred BBD discussion :hahaha: but when exactly is lent over? Is it thur or Sat? Asking for a fren who saw a LOT of things in the Macy's mailer she might need to procure... :kona:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Back all straight up in the air like she got sculeosis. That USED to piss me off. I

    *******

    #humblebrag :rofl:

  • SunRiseBlossom

    VDot says:

    but then can’t even arch their back right.

    *****&*

    You get tired if it falling out huh? Liddle dack problems
    _________________________
    How he know that's what happens :blink:

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Sandy you are a mess! I cain't take you nowhurr. That tall beautiful man ain't got no small feet. And the shoe cam is for all guests not just the fellas. Anywho, I been tempted to send in my pic of me and Steven at Burlington Coat Factory to Wendy for the Celebrity Fan Out segment, but I wasn't looking that hot sooooo.....

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    fingers — sausagy can also mean girth, while long slender can mean pencil dyck
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Reminds me of a dude I was with, I swear fully grown peen was the size of my index finger. Like :wtf: :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @V DOT
    "but then can’t even arch their back right.

    *****&*

    You get tired if it falling out huh? Liddle dack problems
    __________________

    Naw, i get tired of yall movin round too much and not lettin a nigga get good rhythm and chit. Can't even get no good thrusts cause yall be contorted all wrong and worried bout the wrong chit. :facepalm:

    Only a few of yall know what you doin in that posisiton.
    :coffee:

  • Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd)

    Saturday Nancy

  • iWasteTime

    You get tired if it falling out huh?
    -----------------
    Phuck you dizzle!
    :rofl:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    @ V and what do they always say...u too wet :rofl: :rofl:

    @ Sun its them *looks at the Garden* :rofl:

  • WhoDat

    Can you even hold your legs back by your head? Or do he have hold em for you?
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    My knee caps and earlobes are frens :yes:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    THURSDAY Nan!! :rules:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

    Anywho, I been tempted to send in my pic of me and Steven at Burlington Coat Factory to Wendy for the Celebrity Fan Out segment,

    =============

    Bird you either the luckiest always at the right place at the right time chick.. or the scariest in your chimley chick... you got way too many celeb encounters :tea:

  • sassyshe

    WhoDat says:

    Yall got me crackin up at work with these tall tales of how you turn a nigga down if his dyck ain’t in the deformed range of 8 inches.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    I will take a 6 incher. That nigga better COME WITH IT tho. TUH!

    -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    Ive never had a length issue, now girth thats a problem...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @ V and what do they always say…u too wet
    ______________

    YALL DO BE TOO WET!

    You need SOME friction! :shrugs:

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    I ain’t a dayum pack mule.

    :rofl:

  • The Pearl!

    One itty-bitty falla had the nerve to nut after two strokes and tried to blame it on the er, um :shame: good quality of my "girl." I said, no, sir! My "girl" been this good all my life and I have managed to get fukced WELL a number of times. He then asked the question of death: how can I make it up to you. I double-patted his byke and told him he could go home, work out for 6 months then give me a call. shee-it!

  • MissArtist

    ———————————————————————–
    Ive never had a length issue, now girth thats a problem…
    ___________
    Right! Because I'm all about the girth. But maybe I've just been lucky when it comes to length :shrugs:

  • sassyshe

    Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: ...that's all. :tea: says:

    sorry to interrupt the sacred BBD discussion but when exactly is lent over? Is it thur or Sat? Asking for a fren who saw a LOT of things in the Macy’s mailer she might need to procure…
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Holy Thursday is the last day

  • MissArtist

    Serious question. Who would turn down a GOODT man because he wasn't packing????

  • Ms Peaches

    It’s the girth of his fingers that tells the real story
    ------------------------------------------------
    :ashamed: So when I shake the Deacons hands(Single ones)during offering I should be paying attention?

  • iWasteTime

    @ V and what do they always say…u too wet
    ______________
    YALL DO BE TOO WET!

    -----------------
    No such thing

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @PEARL
    "One itty-bitty falla had the nerve to nut after two strokes and tried to blame it on the er, um good quality of my “girl.” I said, no, sir! My “girl” been this good all my life and I have managed to get fukced WELL a number of times. He then asked the question of death: how can I make it up to you. I double-patted his byke and told him he could go home, work out for 6 months then give me a call. shee-it!"
    _________________

    that's another thing. Women, in addition to judging size wrong, judge the time elapsed wrong too! :angry:

    Nigga bang you for 40 minutes and you be talkin bout he a "minute" man. GTFOH! :mad:

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    @Miss, that's why there are batteries :tea:

  • MissArtist

    :ashamed: So when I shake the Deacons hands(Single ones)during offering I should be paying attention?
    _________
    Yes! :yes:

  • The Pearl!

    kamadiva says:

    @Pearl – Sent me to the doc with a bruised cervix for NATHAN! :no:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I’ve been there! :nono:
    ******
    And the doc was FOINE, ya hear me? And I knew HE knew how that bruising got there. I was so :shame: My first visit to this OB-GYN...his name was Crumb (or something) so I was NOT expecting this fine, tall, dark man to walk in and ask me to SPREAD 'EM!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    MissArtist says:

    Serious question. Who would turn down a GOODT man because he wasn’t packing????
    ____________

    In fairy tale Rose Garden Land they turn down young, rich, handsome bachelor's who have no std's or kids and love monogamy every day.

    Cause he "came at them wrong" or his dyck was only slightly above average. :rofl:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    Chile let me go refill my tea :coffee: Only the grown and sexy can handle the aquafina :rofl: Im like Pearl go home and work out :yes:

    :dead: @ Pearl

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

    :offtopic:

    We got our lil fish frens...

    Ian Walker is a Betta fish and he's a weirdo. He stays vertical at all times :rofl:

    Herman is an African Dwarf Frog... he is cute and lively and has been cartwheeling all over his tank.

    We are going to add 2 more next week

  • sassyshe

    MissArtist says:

    ———————————————————————–
    Ive never had a length issue, now girth thats a problem…
    ___________
    Right! Because I’m all about the girth. But maybe I’ve just been lucky when it comes to length
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    Exactly cause peen dyck is equivalent to lil dyck

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

    :crying1:
    I ain't... I mean, my fren ain't gonna be a happy shopper come Saturday :cry:

  • The Pearl!

    Guess you fass gals ain’t got time for pleasantries.. just all :hi: :hump: :bye:
    ********
    :rofl: :hahaha:

  • kamadiva

    @Man - Naw, i get tired of yall movin round too much and not lettin a nigga get good rhythm and chit. Can’t even get no good thrusts cause yall be contorted all wrong and worried bout the wrong chit.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I was talking to a friend about this...and his take was, most women nowadays f-ing lazy dudes where the woman are doing majority of the work and ain't never had no dude that works at pleasing woman, just wanting to get their :sperm: off.

    Glad I ain't got that issue :tea: on any front...

  • whitty hutton

    what nakeya said:
    No, it gets worse when they start talking to you like that tiny peen is really doing something. Asking is it good and all that. Uhh no sir.
    --------------------------------
    chile!!! :rolleyes: been there done that! fukked up my 25th birthday with a tiny peen nigga!! :angry:

  • SunRiseBlossom

    MissArtist says:

    Serious question. Who would turn down a GOODT man because he wasn’t packing????
    _______________________
    Not me :tea: it is more to life and a relationship than just sex. Now if he is just too dayum little, I might have to :think: about it!!! He better be an awesome: :lick:

  • Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd)

    Liturgical Lent ends on Holy Thursday. Lenten fasting doesn't end until Holy Saturday.

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

    Oh wait :eek: I got 1 Sat and 2 Thurs! :bounce:
    Do I hear a Wed at 4?! :kona:

  • Phrozen1der

    "YALL DO BE TOO WET!" <----- *screaming* :rofl:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    @ V and what do they always say…u too wet
    ______________
    YALL DO BE TOO WET!

    *************

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • whitty hutton

    In fairy tale Rose Garden Land they turn down young, rich, handsome bachelor’s who have no std’s or kids and love monogamy every day.

    Cause he “came at them wrong” or his dyck was only slightly above average. :rofl:
    ------------------------------
    :ghost:

  • Phrozen1der

    "Liturgical Lent ends on Holy Thursday" <------ So does that mean the people in the white painted face can start dancing again? :rofl:

  • The Pearl!

    That’s why I don’t like Doggystyle. Hoes talk more chit than a boxing promoter but then can’t even arch their back right. SMH.
    :facepalm:
    ******
    THAT'S not why you don't like doggy style, @Man! :hahaha:

  • MissArtist

    Exactly cause peen dyck is equivalent to lil dyck
    ____________
    :yes: Exactly.

    @felinelurker That's exactly what batteries are for. Dick ain't never paid a bill or treated you right :tea: Ain't no way I'm turning down a good man cuz he ain't packing. Or cuz he's not the most attractive :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    :huh:

    If the puzzy TOO wet, you won't feel ANY friction! That defeats the whole purpose of phucking! :shrugs:

  • Just Looking

    Both...Girth and Length

    Like who wants a short stub.

    :kona:

  • Gigi26

    Serious question. Who would turn down a GOODT man because he wasn’t packing????
    ---------------------------
    What may be small to some may be huge to others, shyt find the dyck that is custom sized for me :shrugs:

    Make me buss on it, you're a keeper :yes: :tea:

  • inter_loop

    It's funny how familiarity breeds contemp.

    I've come across a few ladies who were completly in love with the D in the very beginning… but after the third or forth rump they like to play as if I'm not ish. Were they lying then? Are they lying now? Is the dopamine?

    Either way, I'm a man. So I'll get mine…you better get yours. (Good words, Mr. Bernie Mac)

  • The Pearl!

    @Pearl you’re wise :yes:
    ********
    @Phro, I'm "seasoned" :winky: Seasoned = old[er] than most of ya'll in here :hahaha:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    double-patted his byke

    ******

    :rofl: the original Take Care :hi:

  • whitty hutton

    @MissArtist
    no, I would not turn down a good man solely due to peen size. there's soooo much more to a lasting relationship. plus, the connection sex gets gooder and gooder as the emotional connection grows deeper.

  • whitty hutton

    That’s why I don’t like Doggystyle. Hoes talk more chit than a boxing promoter but then can’t even arch their back right. SMH.
    --------------------
    excuses, excuses! :ha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    I would not turn down a good man solely due to peen size.
    _________________________

    Call them on they lies and truth slowly emerges...
    :coffee:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    I’ve come across a few ladies who were completly in love with the D in the very beginning… but after the third or forth rump they like to play as if I’m not ish.

    **********

    :thinking: Did you start talmabout nuclear bombs. If so, puss probably dried up quicker than a drop of water sitting in the sun :yes:

  • MissArtist

    In fairy tale Rose Garden Land they turn down young, rich, handsome bachelor’s who have no std’s or kids and love monogamy every day.
    Cause he “came at them wrong” or his dyck was only slightly above average. :rofl:
    ——————————
    :ghost:
    __________
    :casket:

  • The Pearl!

    felinelurker says:

    fingers — sausagy can also mean girth, while long slender can mean pencil dyck
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Reminds me of a dude I was with, I swear fully grown peen was the size of my index finger. Like :wtf: :mad:
    ***********
    Like being fukced by a garner snake. FOH 2015

  • iWasteTime

    IDK @Man
    I thought the wetter it got, it meant the man was doing his job.
    :lol:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    If the puzzy TOO wet, you won’t feel ANY friction! That defeats the whole purpose of phucking! ?

    *********

    :lick: it up and get to :hump:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    He probably got a small lil duck since he responded to this nonsense :rofl:

    Men usually walk with that Confident Duck Walk :love:

  • FuturedocDonte

    “Liturgical Lent ends on Holy Thursday” <—— So does that mean the people in the white painted face can start dancing again? :rofl:
    ---
    :shocked: praise dancing was supposed to stop??? :lol:

  • whitty hutton

    :thinking: Did you start talmabout nuclear bombs. If so, puss probably dried up quicker than a drop of water sitting in the sun :yes:
    ------------------
    **sissyclaw** omg...where do you get this shyt from?? :hahaha: :rofl:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

    So does that mean the people in the white painted face can start dancing again? :rofl:
    ________________
    :rofl: :hahaha:
    (Confession: I hate the dancers :oops: especially the painted mimes :no: they creep me out, plus they prolong the service :facepalm: I be in church mad as hail, like is this nicca EVER gonna preach?! :mad: ) :kona:

  • MissArtist

    no, I would not turn down a good man solely due to peen size. there’s soooo much more to a lasting relationship. plus, the connection sex gets gooder and gooder as the emotional connection grows deeper.
    ________
    Right. And there's actually more to good sex than the penis size IMO. A man just has to know what he's doing. And the connection needs to be there. And then it's wonderful :tea:

  • iWasteTime

    I would not turn down a good man solely due to peen size.
    _________________________
    Call them on they lies and truth slowly emerges…
    :coffee:
    ---------------------
    Nope.
    Miss Artist been saying this since her first sess talk and Wut Scenario.
    Miss Artist said BOB can and will blow her back out, that is what he is made for.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @WASTE
    "IDK @Man
    I thought the wetter it got, it meant the man was doing his job."
    _________________

    Yeah... i mean, that mean yall enjoying it. I'm just sayin it CAN get too wet.

    Especially for the "ladies" lacking in "wall strength."
    :coffee:

  • listen2me

    Must be in his stomach :shrugs: that nigga thought he had kidney stones. Now that I put two & 2 together that was all that dack in his gut. :think:

    by User Friendly on Apr 1, 2015 at 3:09 pm
    ______
    So basically you were scissoring with your man and didn't know it :rofl:

  • The Pearl!

    Nigga bang you for 40 minutes and you be talkin bout he a “minute” man. GTFOH! :mad:
    ****
    Read it again, @Man!!! :cuss: EYE said TWO, DOS, DEUCE strokes and he was D.O.N.E. Unacceptable

  • whitty hutton

    Call them on they lies and truth slowly emerges…
    :coffee:
    -------------------
    really man?!? **deep sigh** you disappoint bruh. :rolleyes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    No such thing as an ugly rich man :tea: #ducksincluded

  • Phrozen1der

    :hahaha: #WEAK AF!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

    (Confession: I hate the dancers :oops: especially the painted mimes :no: they creep me out, plus they prolong the service

    ==============

    Me too.... Truth be told I ain't too sure they ain't conjuring up some spirits and chit...

  • inter_loop

    VDOT, that was funny. I guess I should leave the Keisha Cole types alone and find a nice Erika Badu.

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    He probably got a small lil duck since he responded to this nonsense

    Men usually walk with that Confident Duck Walk
    __________
    Yasss cause Idris has a *FINISH HER* walk :yes:

    Hey hun :happy:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    Nigga bang you for 40 minutes and you be talkin bout he a “minute” man. GTFOH!
    ****
    Read it again, @Man!!! EYE said TWO, DOS, DEUCE strokes and he was D.O.N.E. Unacceptable
    ______________________

    Yeah, yeah. I read it. I'm just skeptical cause you be down there plowing some of these hoes for hours on end and time they mad first thing they say is that you a "minute man."

    :facepalm:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: ...that's all. :tea: says:

    :rofl: :hahaha:
    (Confession: I hate the dancers :oops: especially the painted mimes :no: they creep me out, plus they prolong the service :facepalm: I be in church mad as hail, like is this nicca EVER gonna preach?! :mad: ) :kona:
    _____________________________

    One of them painted faces niggas is taking my baby to the prom. Gave her "the speech".

    Mrs said :stop: He 'dances' at church. Holds his s's too long. :thinks: And for some reason can't straighten his back. Let the girls have fun. :coffee:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Confession: I hate the dancers

    ******

    Me too! They scare me :scared:

  • MissArtist

    No such thing as an ugly rich man :tea: #ducksincluded
    _____________
    I'm not a gold digger but I would choose rich and small duck over big duck and broke ANY DAY of the week :hahaha:

  • Phrozen1der

    @LTL :ghost: :hahaha:

  • MissArtist

    Nope.
    Miss Artist been saying this since her first sess talk and Wut Scenario.
    Miss Artist said BOB can and will blow her back out, that is what he is made for.
    ___________
    :rofl:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    If the puzzy TOO wet, you won’t feel ANY friction! That defeats the whole purpose of phucking!
    __________
    :huh: U been looking at Sahara's/Her Dryness/Kimmy Cakes video too long :no: Having carpet burn after :hump: is not natural :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @SUGAR
    "Men usually walk with that Confident Duck Walk
    __________
    Yasss cause Idris has a *FINISH HER* walk
    __________________

    That is a "I-drunk-too-dayum-much-and-I'm-about-fall-over" walk. That dayum drunkard be stumbling and yall up here talkin bout he got a confident walk. :rofl:

    Drunk azz fell into K. Michelle's polluted troph of a puzzy and yall be defending that nigga. :lol:

  • iWasteTime

    Yasss cause Idris has a *FINISH HER* walk :yes:
    ------------------------

    I quit!
    :bye:
    :dead: :ghost:

  • pointhimout

    definitely a myth. I been with a guy 6'6 size 15 who had 7". Luckily, I'm not a size queen. Sexy as hell, btw.

  • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

    :no: Don't even get me started ya'll. :nono:

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    The Pearl! says:

    Nigga bang you for 40 minutes and you be talkin bout he a “minute” man. GTFOH!
    ****
    Read it again, @Man!!! EYE said TWO, DOS, DEUCE strokes and he was D.O.N.E. Unacceptable
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Shyt, Pearl, what about BEFORE he even strokes! Nicca :lick: then got ready to :hump: I felt the wet spot & said was that me or YEW???
    He was :shame:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :rofl:

  • The Pearl!

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    :huh:
    If the puzzy TOO wet, you won’t feel ANY friction! That defeats the whole purpose of phucking! :shrugs:
    **************
    Emphasis on "YOU" won't feel any friction, @Man! :ROFL:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :ghost: lawd

  • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

    Man, are you still in here?

    What do you do if your girl is riding you in a chair and she falls off? This will also require you to take a trip to the hospital. :rofl:
    Btw, this is a true story. Had a patient last year, girl fell off and took his shat (and him) with her to the floor. :no: what a case of the sads. His momma had to come sit up here with him :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @PEARL
    "If the puzzy TOO wet, you won’t feel ANY friction! That defeats the whole purpose of phucking!
    **************
    Emphasis on “YOU” won’t feel any friction, @Man!
    ______________________

    Whatever. Just know there is a thing as too wet! :mad:

  • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

    Sex sent me to the ER is some real shyt :hahaha:

  • kamadiva

    :peace: I'm out...may font wit yall later...after I work out!

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

    Me too…. Truth be told I ain’t too sure they ain’t conjuring up some spirits and chit…
    __________________

    Yeah the spirit of ' all eyes on me' :rolleyes: I generally hate being a captive audience member anyway. I came for a specific reason, not for none of this other extra mess y'all wanna add to the agenda :nono:
    Offer a separate time for this 'treat' and let the ones who WANT to sit through it, come back and support it. FOH! :lol:

  • whitty hutton

    :lol:

  • WhoDat

    YALL DO BE TOO WET!
    ^^^
    I just dolphin laughed. How did I miss this.

    Crine!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Petty :blink: What you mean took his "shat"? It came off???

  • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

    (Confession: I hate the dancers :oops: especially the painted mimes :no: they creep me out, plus they prolong the service :facepalm: I be in church mad as hail, like is this nicca EVER gonna preach?! :mad: ) :kona:
    _____________________________
    One of them painted faces niggas is taking my baby to the prom. Gave her “the speech”.
    Mrs said :stop: He ‘dances’ at church. Holds his s’s too long. :thinks: And for some reason can’t straighten his back. Let the girls have fun. :coffee:
    April 1, 2015 at 4:04 pm
    _____
    Forget all this, I be looking for the flailing coming from the minister of music :rofl: I know choir rehearsals be a riot :lol:

  • inter_loop

    Anybody from Atlanta remember that lady who had a show on one of those access broadcast channels? Alexis or something like that. Always wears black.

    She was so vulgar yet serious as fawwk about helping women with their relationship to the D.

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    Drunk azz fell into K. Michelle’s polluted troph of a puzzy and yall be defending that nigga.
    __________
    U would bring up K :chase:

    Yeah his stock did go down :facpalm:

    @ Waste its them *looks at Garden AGANE* :rofl:

  • WhoDat

    I ain't never seen a man MAD about a woman being too wet. :ghost:

  • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

    Nah Phro, it didn't come off. That shyt was like a little flexi straw. Poor thing was in so much pain.

  • Phrozen1der

    If dude is on the praise dance team I'm already like... :homo: eff yo pointed toe nigguh!!! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @WHO DAT
    "I ain’t never seen a man MAD about a woman being too wet."
    ______________

    :huh:

    Ain't nobody MAD! I'm just saying it HAPPENS!

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

    He ‘dances’ at church. Holds his s’s too long. :thinks: And for some reason can’t straighten his back.
    ___________________

    Lurk!!! I am Hollerin!!!!! :hahaha: :rofl: whew lawd! :ghost:

  • WhoDat

    If dude is on the praise dance team I’m already like… :homo: eff yo pointed toe nigguh!!! :rofl:
    ^^^^^
    Last straw of the day. Bye yall.

    Wtf wrong with yall? :wail:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Petty :wail:

    @KWall When I was in College, I encountered the super wet... I couldn't contain myself and IT happened... I tried to keep going, and pretend like THAT didn't happen..then my knees gave out and I had to curl up like a dead roach... :rofl:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    WhoDat says:

    I ain’t never seen a man MAD about a woman being too wet.

    _____________
    Cause its always the ones that keep slipping out and not tall enough for the rides in the park *looks at the smidget with light up LA Gear height adjusters on* :crying:

  • Str8tUpMenace

    #missyJSays says:

    :offtopic:
    We got our lil fish frens…
    Ian Walker is a Betta fish and he’s a weirdo. He stays vertical at all times :rofl:
    Herman is an African Dwarf Frog… he is cute and lively and has been cartwheeling all over his tank.
    We are going to add 2 more next week
    __________________________

    So yall went and purchased Yandy and Anya from Black Ink???? :shrugs:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :ghost:

  • WhoDat

    then my knees gave out and I had to curl up like a dead roach… :rofl:
    ^^^^^^
    I can't log off fast enough

  • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

    no, I would not turn down a good man solely due to peen size. there’s soooo much more to a lasting relationship. plus, the connection sex gets gooder and gooder as the emotional connection grows deeper.
    ________
    Right. And there’s actually more to good sex than the penis size IMO. A man just has to know what he’s doing. And the connection needs to be there. And then it’s wonderful :tea:
    _____
    I use to think this, until his little runt azz broke up with me :lol:

  • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

    then my knees gave out and I had to curl up like a dead roach…
    ____
    wait........ :ghost:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    Phrozen1der says:

    If dude is on the praise dance team I’m already like… eff yo pointed toe nigguh!!!
    ______________
    *crawls under my damn desk in a fetal position* :ghost:

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I done :lol: Phro ...... Ima call yo azz swish swish swish ... bye! :bye:

  • Ms Peaches

    I be in church mad as hail, like is this nicca EVER gonna preach?
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    Welp -make sure you eat a large breakfast before Easter service. I don't know why it takes so long. Same story for 50/11 thousand years. Gotta make sure I got some candy in purse for the pesky grandchildren. Can't give my son no candy because he be making sound affects with his chewing.

  • iWasteTime

    I tried to keep going, and pretend like THAT didn’t happen..then my knees gave out and I had to curl up like a dead roach…
    ---------------------
    :rofl:

  • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

    @KWall When I was in College, I encountered the super wet… I couldn’t contain myself and IT happened… I tried to keep going, and pretend like THAT didn’t happen..then my knees gave out and I had to curl up like a dead roach… :rofl:
    ____
    Was you my encounter from last summer :rofl: smh, and the embarrassed look ya'll always give : facepalm:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    ..then my knees gave out and I had to curl up like a dead roach…

    ************

    :rofl: :rofl:

    Nigga came one time from :lick: I was embarassed for him :facepalm:

  • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

    Can’t give my son no candy because he be making sound affects with his chewing.
    _____
    :crying1:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Petty I wasn't embaraased, I feel like it was her fault.. Ain't nobody told her to be all super wet with the vice grippp. Don't put that ish on me.. :nono: #WasntMyFault :rofl:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

    :crying1: come thru @point... :ghost:

    Phro! Log thee fugg out! :rofl:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    I ain’t never seen a man MAD about a woman being too wet.

    ******

    Explains his fascination with Kartrashian :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/7fSfM0vk0qk Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    Damn I leave to go be productive at work and I miss a damn good post.

  • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

    If dude is on the praise dance team I’m already like… :homo: eff yo pointed toe nigguh!!! :rofl:
    ____
    What about guys that are cheerleaders? :lol:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Point - I'm sure youve seen a few ducks. Can you confirm/deny that 5" is average? :huh: :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    ..then my knees gave out and I had to curl up like a dead roach…

    ************

    Nigga came one time from I was embarassed for him
    ___________________________

    :blink:
    How is this possible? :rofl:

    Some like some chit Drake would do. :lol:

  • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

    @Petty I wasn’t embaraased, I feel like it was her fault.. Ain’t nobody told her to be all super wet with the vice grippp. Don’t put that ish on me.. :nono: #WasntMyFault
    ____
    But Phro, some of us can't help it. I do my sexercises :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @V DOT
    "I ain’t never seen a man MAD about a woman being too wet.

    ******

    Explains his fascination with Kartrashian
    _______________

    Shut up. :facepalm:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Wears Prada :nun: …that’s all. :tea:

    Peaches... iont think I'm going Sunday :oops: :kona:

  • DivineMsM

    Man, I just don't care™ says:
    lacking in “wall strength.”
    ----
    Is @man still in here? am usually in lurk mode. Laughing all day with y'all today. But this made me come out. I learn a lot from y'all. Can someone 'splain lacking in “wall strength.” Thanks!

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    Nigga came one time from I was embarassed for him

    @VDOT, see #197...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @DIVINE
    "lacking in “wall strength.”
    —-
    Is @man still in here? am usually in lurk mode. Laughing all day with y’all today. But this made me come out. I learn a lot from y’all. Can someone ‘splain lacking in “wall strength.” Thanks!
    ____________

    Friend of the Blog Monica can explain it to you.
    :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @PEtty :rofl:

    @Man The excitement causes it...I was like 19. I'm a champ now though.. :shrug:

    @PEtty Cheerleading for dudes is just dumb.. If you're not in Alvin Ailey or some shyt, or some professional dancer don't point your damn toes.. :lol:

  • The Pearl!

    felinelurker says:

    The Pearl! says:
    Nigga bang you for 40 minutes and you be talkin bout he a “minute” man. GTFOH!
    ****
    Read it again, @Man!!! EYE said TWO, DOS, DEUCE strokes and he was D.O.N.E. Unacceptable
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Shyt, Pearl, what about BEFORE he even strokes! Nicca :lick: then got ready to :hump: I felt the wet spot & said was that me or YEW???
    He was :shame:
    ************
    Never had THAT one, but I did have one nutt from :lick: me....I was so...I didn't know how to feel. He just begged to :lick: when I said he couldn't :hump: me, I wasn't ready!

  • http://youtu.be/7fSfM0vk0qk Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    Can someone ‘splain lacking in “wall strength.”
    _____

    Really?

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    See Ceaser thats why the lurkers dont like to play with us :rofl:

    @ Divine open your other eye hun :yes:

    @ Man dont send for Mo :shotsfired:

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    :yes: @Pearl

    I did give him another chance though :applause: :applause: :applause:

  • http://youtu.be/7fSfM0vk0qk Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    @Suga whet??? :rofl:

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    #missyJSays says:

    Bird you either the luckiest always at the right place at the right time chick.. or the scariest in your chimley chick… you got way too many celeb encounters
    *******************************

    I been a celeb stan my whole life. Well as long as I can remember. At least since age 5. I been a groupie since I was about 16 and the fact that I'm a woman of a particular age ain't changed that. So yea, I meet more than my fair share of celebrities. But in this case it was really just a chance encounter. It was the same day I met Jussie. I don't know what the heck Stephen was doing at a mall so far from downtown, but he was in town to host a CIAA event.

  • The Pearl!

    inter_loop says:

    Anybody from Atlanta remember that lady who had a show on one of those access broadcast channels? Alexis or something like that. Always wears black.
    She was so vulgar yet serious as fawwk about helping women with their relationship to the D.
    ******
    I do! (but watched a clip sent to me on youtube) She relished saying "PEE-NUSS"...she was a hoot!

  • The Pearl!

    and pretend like THAT didn’t happen..then my knees gave out and I had to curl up like a dead roach… :rofl:
    ***
    Dammit, PHRO!!!! I am at WORK!!! Up here about to bust my spleen trying to hold in my laughter

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    I would not dump a man for small peen. I'd be more concerned about a dude being a horrible lover no matter his size. Ain't nobody got time for that.

  • http://youtu.be/7fSfM0vk0qk Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    inter_loop says:

    Anybody from Atlanta remember that lady who had a show on one of those access broadcast channels? Alexis or something like that. Always wears black.
    She was so vulgar yet serious as fawwk about helping women with their relationship to the D.
    ______
    What a minute was she African? Cause I just posted a video on fb some weeks back and the lady was showing how to reverse cowboy and squeeze dudes toes

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    @VDOT, see #197

    ******

    :blink: was it the same ninja running around :jack: while :lick: :hahaha:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Alexis or something like that. Always wears black.

    ********

    She used to have her mama posted up next to her talmabout women being dyckmatized :hahaha:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Pearl :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/7fSfM0vk0qk Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    :newpost:

  • The Pearl!

    :newpost: Muppet

  • Str8tUpMenace

    DivineMsM says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:
    lacking in “wall strength.”
    —-
    Is @man still in here? am usually in lurk mode. Laughing all day with y’all today. But this made me come out. I learn a lot from y’all. Can someone ‘splain lacking in “wall strength.” Thanks!
    _________________

    Superhead, Kim K, K. Michelle, thots of the hood, etc.

  • DivineMsM

    Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser says:

    Really?
    _____

    Yes, please :oops: (embarrassed face)-- if it's similar to "slack", then I got it. Thanks, again.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @DIVINE
    “lacking in “wall strength.”
    —-
    Is @man still in here? am usually in lurk mode. Laughing all day with y’all today. But this made me come out. I learn a lot from y’all. Can someone ‘splain lacking in “wall strength.” Thanks!
    ____________
    Friend of the Blog Monica can explain it to you.
    :coffee:
    _______________________

    :dead:

  • DivineMsM

    Thank you, for the education.
    @Phro, I am sorry, that 'dead roach' image sealed it for me today. My ribs hurt from laughing.

  • Chicago Lady

    Shoe size is a myth. I think you can tell a lot about a man southern regions based on his forearm. I've been checking out forearms every since...smh

  • tintin1979

    it's all in the neck, a fat neck is a good size junk