The Cleveland Cavaliers NBA team is reeling from the loss of Kevin Love, who injured his shoulder during round 1 of the NBA playoffs. The Cavs dropped game 1 in the Eastern Conf. Semifinals to the Chicago bulls at home on Monday.
But there’s an even bigger story brewing than the Bulls’ potential sweep of the Cavs.
Cavs superstar LeBron James, a happily married father of three, was caught creeping on the ‘gram.
Every year during the NBA playoffs, LeBron announces he’s going “Zero dark thirty-23”, a blackout of sorts during which he unplugs from the Internet and turns off his cell phone — supposedly so he won’t be distracted from the task at hand: winning another NBA championship ring.
LeBron, 30, is so anally-retentive that he refuses to turn on his cell phone even to call close friend Chris Paul and congratulate him on advancing to the 2nd round of the playoffs.
LeBron reportedly borrowed his wife Savannah James‘s cell phone to make that call.
“I called him from my wife’s phone. He answered the phone, he was like ‘what’s up?’ I told him don’t say nothing, you’re not allowed to reply, you’re not allowed to say anything,” James said. “I told him how amazing he was and how great he was and I hung up on him, I haven’t spoken to him since, it’s the truth.”
But, like most married men, LeBron apparently has a secret phone — one that is exempt from his Zero Dark 23 rule.
Stiletto Jill writes:
Busted Coverage caught King James creeping on the gram, liking a photo on an account titled “perfect booties” this afternoon. Of course he’s since took his like back, but screen shots last forever… Maybe he needed a pick me up after losing to the Bulls at home Monday night.
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Men will be men
Nikki gets it says:
Men will be men
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Good observation.
I’m missing something.
So the “creeping” is in reference to him being on “connected” when he said he would not be?
@iWaste- I guess so
Uh oh
let me go read… I know my fren all on this..
Think I met the right niggaaa
Im looking for a ringggggggggg baybee..
Cause um gonna be yo wife nigga
and we gonna have some
pretty
pretty
bay-beez..
Um a Ride For You..! You ride for me ..You jumping.. um jumping… its my loyal-tyyyyyyyy
Creeping?
But we can all SEE it.
I hope they do get swepT by DA Bulls, im team Rose since spurs fishing
ANNNN *spits in Chris Pauls direction*
Is Perfect Booties a collection of, what some deem, perfect booties, or is it a handle for the woman in the pic?
hoes looked like sliders
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Fren.. LMAOOOO the GV in the clear blue plastic wrap? I got tears. Them bishes will have you fighting tryna serve them chirren SLIDERS on the sly.. LMAOOO
Uh OH he bout to get his azz beat by Savannah nad @OTB
Men will be men
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If you lucky, I heard..
oh I read it. he liked a picture
They are obviously carrying on a clandestine affair
Creeping?
But we can all SEE it.
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dis raggedly chick here
The potato dinner rolls make for some good sliders too.
Savanna about to get back on that treadmill for the ride of her life. Yall thought she went hard on that 1st IG treadmill video, TUH. That was nathan
Somewhere Savannah is doing back squats in her bonnet.
I was a lil worried because I am still not numbers wise where I was before the holidays but I am losing inches in places big time. I just got to push really hard these next 90 days to be consistent and see the change I won’t. It’s hard bro
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We here.
It fukks you up cause I am at a weight I was at before which means break out the old clothes and we goodt…
but the weight has settled in different places? :confused: I can def tell im getting “older”.
I have found several new reasons to bite the phone bullet. A “WHat your fat ass eating now” app&tracker is calling.
Monday’s game was in Cleveland!
The potato dinner rolls make for some good sliders too.
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yes ma’am!
This was done as a message to his pet whale aka his wife. She has blown all the way back up.
Like bruh… this dude worth half a billion and she pledging Zeta on his azz.
Every year LeBron goes off social media for the playoffs.
With YOUR boys all in his pic tag.
Keep it classy Vannah.
Fren.. LMAOOOO the GV in the clear blue plastic wrap? I got tears. Them bishes will have you fighting tryna serve them chirren SLIDERS on the sly.. LMAOOO
Now you see why I said they were lil? The ones I normally get are wonderous. Just the right size
These GV ones ..MAN LISTEN. I made the burgers with all the fixings and pickle spears. I didn’t put a pickle on my plate and when I got done eating mine I was like
to my own GOTDURN (Rasheeda voice) self. My stomach was like ARE YOU DONE??? NO I SAID ARE YOU DONE??? Cause we ain’t ate yet. It was cool tho…. I went to sleep shortly after 
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SEE!!! Somebody who shop who know bout dem groceries
VDot and Butter so mean :crying1:
I have found several new reasons to bite the phone bullet.
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You probably got a whole book by now, huh?
The potato dinner rolls make for some good sliders too.

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we do potato everything for everything cept french toast.
We do cinnamon swirl bread for french toast.
Was reading downstairs…
@shake
Black folks really request other races for egg donors and adoptions?!?? That’s the most insane and asinine shut I’ve ever heard. Why would they not want black children like themselves?!?!? #niggashyt at its absolute worst. Smh
she pledging Zeta
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anally-retentive
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Savanna about to get back on that treadmill for the ride of her life. Yall thought she went hard on that 1st IG treadmill video, TUH. That was nathan
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That cow been with him since high school and got 3 (THREE!) kids for that nigga.
She FINISHED with that treadmill! She prolly keep a team of cooks so she can have a buffett ready at all times in her house.
She managed her puzzy bout as good as a woman can.
pet whale
:crying1:
DYmondgurl says:
I hope they do get swepT by DA Bulls, im team Rose since spurs fishing
ANNNN *spits in Chris Pauls direction*
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Me too
This has been a terribly boring basketball season.
Somewhere Savannah is doing back squats in her bonnet.
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Hollered…
Hush Man
I bet Lebron love her squishy self.
Not that she is even really squishy but she do look nice to lay on
Vanna cute 
Have we seen pics of Baby Zhuri yet? She must look like her daddy and they want her to come into her looks a little more
@OTB…I just said the same thing downstairs basically.
PAGING @MZWHANG!!!! PLEASE KEEP ME MOTIVATED TO EAT FRUITS AND VEGGIES ONLY!!!
What do the zeta’s have to do with this??
Savannah aint worried. I’d rather he like women’s asses than the prancing dunkies.
Savanna about to get back on that treadmill for the ride of her life. Yall thought she went hard on that 1st IG treadmill video, TUH. That was nathan
Like bruh… this dude worth half a billion and she pledging Zeta on his azz.
With YOUR boys all in his pic tag.
Keep it classy Vannah.
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TEARS. REAL LIFE TEARS.
squishy

You probably got a whole book by now, huh?
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I really do and I have real shame this time. I missed two dental appts. Told the lady I will pay for those missed appts and I aint coming no more.
Cant afford it.
She was like, “thas ok ma’am; life is so hardt. We can reschedule you at no charge..” I bet chall can..
And then OTB18 got a whip. She dont know yet but Dad got her one. Now what that got to do with me?
Apparently a lot. Im so sick of folk. Ugh.
@USER
“Hush Man I bet Lebron love her squishy self.
Not that she is even really squishy but she do look nice to lay on Vanna cute
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She ok for a like… a side chick for a regular dude. But this nigga is one of the richest most famous niggas on the planet!
She went to Miami and saw that REAL competition and got in shape. Had baby #2, got officially married and did her thing.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiid. Now she got baby #3 and back in Cleveland? She straight Precious level now.
Vannah best not feed into any of his IMB!
Her real frens better take her phone
This was done as a message to his pet whale aka his wife. She has blown all the way back up.
Like bruh… this dude worth half a billion and she pledging Zeta on his azz.
Every year LeBron goes off social media for the playoffs.
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But why I’m on her IG page and see this video of her frying the fukk out of some fish.
I hate yall!!

:crying1:
@V DOT
“Have we seen pics of Baby Zhuri yet? She must look like her daddy and they want her to come into her looks a little more ”
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Or she look like the milk man and Bron gotta keep feeding her til she look like him.
Savannah ain’t worried bout nuffin
And then OTB18 got a whip.

#phonegonnabesmoking
PLEASE KEEP ME MOTIVATED TO EAT FRUITS AND VEGGIES ONLY!!!
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I love em. Truly. Especially covered, sauteed, fried died and layed to the side of some meat.
@OTB
She was like Bron got his ring (nba champonship), I go my ring (wedding)… it’s time for us to get back to Cleveland so all my girls can keep an eye on his azz!

We here.
It fukks you up cause I am at a weight I was at before which means break out the old clothes and we goodt…
but the weight has settled in different places? :confused: I can def tell im getting “older”. 
it do something to ya spirit don’t it? we gone win
I am just soft all over. But my waist is going in really nicely
I saw that in the mirror a minute ago when i went to the bathroom. so yea it is shaping up different. I think because i am combining real exercising at the gym with dieting as opposed to just diet and some exercising. Dis finna be my real body 
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toand lose sis :fistbump: we are warriors. i think my booty is shifting up and my thighs is firming. LAWD knows they need it. I got not musclesVDot and Butter so mean :crying1:

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chile cheese, A “LIKE” ???
She does have nice bootie
And then OTB18 got a whip. She dont know yet but Dad got her one.
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Awww chit Baby Girl about to be

Somehow I ended up downsatirs but :crying1: @V. STOP LINE SPOT SHe frying fish? We cant make this chit up
I really do and I have real shame this time. I missed two dental appts. Told the lady I will pay for those missed appts and I aint coming no more.
so you can see what i mean
Let me go to Vannah page
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:crying1: <these tears of pain with you not at you. I just realized you prolly ain't seen nothing in many moons. You gone check your email? Let me send you an update photo
I too was waiting to see the baby she prolly got Lebron WuTang forever hairline
@OTB,
Bruh!
Some of us are seaux lost when it comes to embracing the beauty of our race.Does it really matter the grade of your baby’s hair, especially if you can’t have any? For someone to be as barren as Sarah before she popped out a kid at 90, they shole is some choosy folk. 
I’m like you on that note. Our dislike of self runs quite deep. Really sad.
Vannah best not feed into any of his IMB!
Her real frens better take her phone
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She would be a fool!
Where they going CHicago next game? SHe betta get her sitter right. Thas what she better do.
The Wizards lost last night. Only thing I care about.
She does have nice bootie
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Hey LuVie!
Im late! Cinco de mayo still :2dance:
And then OTB18 got a whip. She dont know yet but Dad got her one.

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So dope!!
And pick up them kids after school!!
Dis hoe really frying fish..she got an industrial friar in her kitchen…she said she frying walleye…whiting…shrimp… she got a hastag that say #fatgirlish
:crying1: Fish look gooder than a mug…. please don’t let me fry no fish this weekend cause I seen this 
And there are some chicken feet in another photo from 3 weeks ago
BYE
@V. STOP LINE SPOT SHe frying fish? We cant make this chit up
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my friends that only like me when I’m really thick like size 14…told me “nice you’re gaining your weight back”
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ShowShow
Tell them heffas I said if they didnt gain no holiday weight they prolly had terrible holidays damnnit! 
@TakeTake,
Have some baked fish. You can haveperch, tilapia orange ruffy, salmon, or whiting. Bake it and eat it withsome rice pilaf.
SHe betta get her sitter right.

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Whitty: You know what Zetas got to do wit it
those the ugly girls that stick together, busscept the ones on the blog. Those the fine ones 
U not finna get riled up are u?
cuz u know Man lives to get us riled up. He think we sexy when we mad. He wanna be Neyo ballheaded ass so bad 
industrial friar
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But why I’m on her IG page and see this video of her frying the fukk out of some fish.
I hate yall!!

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I bet the grits were on the stove simmering and the tea was in the fridge chilling :crying1:
GrrrATE! Now I want joe crab shak
He think we sexy when we mad. He wanna be Neyo ballheaded ass so bad
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OTB
She best be posted up on the Bench, AND THEN in the tunnel, AND THEN no after parties
WATT AH LIFE
I like that she used that hashtag!
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MsFAT
@OTB,
But whet about the guhls who wanna gain some more mbootie meat and hips, but it goes to the wrong body parts? Ever seen a woman and her triceps wave like the American flag, billowing in the breeze? And then you say, “Welp, at least she smells like Mum and Avon Imari powder.”
@TakeTake,
..I only like salmon and I haven’t been to the fresh market in 2 weeks so unless i get that this weekend *wrings hands* i want some crab cakes tho so i might go 
Have some baked fish. You can haveperch, tilapia orange ruffy, salmon, or whiting. Bake it and eat it withsome rice pilaf
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I got fish in the freezer right now that ain’t get cooked cause I bear lee like it unless it is fried
@user
Naw I aint bout to get riled up but the zetas on the board might.
PLEASE KEEP ME MOTIVATED TO EAT FRUITS AND VEGGIES ONLY!!!
On the way to work, I could taste the fried green tomatoes I’m going to pig on out on this weekend #RespectMySquishy
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I love em. Truly. Especially covered, sauteed, fried died and layed to the side of some meat.
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I bet the grits were on the stove simmering and the tea was in the fridge chilling :crying1:
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and she got a bunt cake cooling on the rack she getting ready to glaze with some melted powdered sugar with lemon zest
Bruh!
Some of us are seaux lost when it comes to embracing the beauty of our race.Does it really matter the grade of your baby’s hair, especially if you can’t have any? For someone to be as barren as Sarah before she popped out a kid at 90, they shole is some choosy folk. 

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That lady wasnt hardly no 90 yrs old! They aint know how to count bk then
Whatchall say Bron saving a grip by not having to hire no caterer EVER?!?!
@user

Naw I aint bout to get riled up but the zetas on the board might.
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i was like who on here a Zeta anyways
Then I was like all of them got Zeta in they names like TRY ME
Have some baked fish
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Girllll I cant even do right by the fish Shake. Will have them suckers smothered in some mayo/dressing/sour cream. I did some really nice oven fried Talapia so that warnt too bad but gosh I like RICH food. I like rich salads and everything.
I bought some Lard the other day. For one recipe.
Imma throw it out. Serious I wouldnt even give that away.
#RespectMySquishy




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User
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I lovvvvvvve Rice Pilaf
@User,
You know 90 in dog years or biblical years. Either way, she was past menopause, andwas still able to give birth. Why you bein seaux….technical!
and she got a bunt cake cooling on the rack she getting ready to glaze with some melted powdered sugar with lemon zest
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I made this week before last. It came out so beautifully. And delicious
What else she have to go with the grits. All the boys don’t eat it?
I know at least 2 loaves of WHITE bread to sop up the fish grease. Maybe fries?
wanna be Neyo ballheaded ass so bad
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CRINE..
Whatchall say Bron saving a grip by not having to hire no caterer EVER?!?!
with a Chef hat on a some XL Juicy Couture sweats ….have a whole assembly going on in the kitchen of just her….cutting dough for peach cobbler, simmer greens, cutting up sweet taters….. Lebron walk in like
that’s my bae
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*wolf howls& :wails:
Bron be like wake up Vannah we got the team coming over at 6 I want soul food ..
she jump up like :eggs:
Smothered Fish
:crying1:
#buticandigit
Bbl after
time 
She best be posted up on the Bench, AND THEN in the tunnel, AND THEN no after parties
^^^^ ^ ^ ^ ^
I wish I could be in Vannas shoes and NOT give two fcuks about who’s IG pic he’s liking.
Muahfugga like on. the house has two separate wings annnnd
and she got a bunt cake cooling on the rack she getting ready to glaze with some melted powdered sugar with lemon zest

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Yes goodness
That lady wasnt hardly no 90 yrs old! They aint know how to count bk then
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:crying1:
OK… time for me to eat.. i am so mad because now i am for real hungry
and want some fried fish.
@OTB,
Just try it babe…..you might be surprised. You have more willpower than you know. Just hide the frying oil in addition to marinating the fish in preparation for baking.
@DTTS,
I love rice pilaf and you as well.
Gabby! Gurl..
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Gabby gone give her DWade break baby mama numma. Cause Gabby aint keeping no body chirren.. crying!!!!!
You saw her on that pic..date night what with Lala, and Kim.
Gabby dont even fake the fonk. I kind of like her for that. LMAOOO Remind me of my homegirl.
I bought some Lard the other day. For one recipe
gawd Waletta 4 whet?
hellurh
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:wave: errybody!! :gug:
i don’t like rice. I like TATERS
baked fish
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With a whole stick of butter herbed the fukk up
@Dot,
Guhl, ain’t User on a roll?
Lebron walk in like
that’s my bae

(Smokey voice) AND YEW KNOW THIS, MAN!!!!!!
I bought some Lard the other day. For one recipe.
Imma throw it out. Serious I wouldnt even give that away.
<—-really sopping up some sy-ruuuuup with your biscuits.
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Do you need a buttermilk biscuit recipe? The lard is the key to flaky biscuits
Whatchall say Bron saving a grip by not having to hire no caterer EVER?!?!
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When the Kang gotta go sit outside in a KIA for peace and quiet?????
Bron needs me.
Gabby aint keeping no body chirren.. crying!!!!!
You saw her on that pic..date night what with Lala, and Kim.
Gabby dont even fake the fonk
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As SHE Shouldn’t I wouldn’t and DID NOT either. FOH!
#sorryNOTsorry
Waleta :wails:
i thought Gab looked like she was escorted Wade to the Met..Wade had so much lip gloss on I thought he was a spoke person for bambi shimmer line
What else she have to go with the grits. All the boys don’t eat it?
I know at least 2 loaves of WHITE bread to sop up the fish grease. Maybe fries?
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Baked beans with extra ground beef, spaghetti, and salad…with ranch
Hey Luvie!!
Shakenbake- UFO is a fewl. Straight fewl
I like rice….with sugar. *looks around and dares one of yall to say something*
Shake & Bake: That lady was prolly 20 with PCOS.
If my grandmother who is 78 can think u can catch “pnumonia of the rectum: by sitting on the stoop too long aint no telling what type of mis-diagnosis they had bk then
Gran be dead serious too. “GET OFF THAT STOOP FO YO ASS BE DEN CAUGHT A COLE IN IT”
I be like gran u know thats not a real thing rite?
Guhl, ain’t User on a roll?
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That’s my dog :fistbump: WE SPIRIT ANIMALS.
DTTS, Unshake, Vdot, Taken, Luvn, OTB, Butter, User, Whitty, Dymond,Butter, Iwaste, Mila, Cali, Nancy, Nikki
Baked beans with extra ground beef, spaghetti, and salad…with ranch
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and she got a bunt cake cooling on the rack she getting ready to glaze with some melted powdered sugar with lemon zest
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I made anotha cake last night.
Yellow w Choc/PB icing.
.
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Baked beans with extra ground beef
like why you trying to make a meal out of baked beans fuh? Like how you eat that AND a burger…is that not redundant? I know we as a people have had to make things stretch but if you got meat in the menu can you KNOT let the baked beans JUST be baked beans??? 
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This has always bothered me
I like rice….with sugar. *looks around and dares one of yall to say something*
Me too w/milk “rice pudding” memah style 
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Hi Miany
May 6, 2015 at 1:05 pm
^^^
MIAny
whet’s wrong w/a cheese ball slim kneegro???? :wait:
I wish I could be in Vannas shoes and NOT give two fcuks about who’s IG pic he’s liking.
Muahfugga like on. the house has two separate wings annnnd
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I was
with a dude about this. How does the blog feel about the parents of your children who dont live with you…eating at your house?
I said I dont care. Its they mama? Give her a meal. He said no other person you been with should be allowed at your house. MUCH LESS eating at your (re: the man’s :eyeroll: ) table.
Like they need to wait outside all the time. Even if yall share children. That chit fugged with me. 
I’m just hating on Vannah. Honey Dip calls himself eating healthy, so I have to adapt the way I learned to cook. He doesn’t eat much sweets other than fudge or red velvet cake
My repertoire is much for advanced than red velvet cake and fudge.
*Miany
gawd Waletta 4 whet?
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Messican of course. Street food. My unc used to cook some gdbeef and tatera type meal..really a goulash. Im sure youve had it. I been wondering FOR YEARS why mine didnt tatse like his. Lard. WHo knew.
Ion like when ppl season veggies. Why is there accent & grease in the broccoli?
its not right
Do you need a buttermilk biscuit recipe?
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*whispers* YES
I got a tub of it. They only sold it in one size. In the ethnic section. LMBO. #Goodeats
parents of your children who dont live with you…eating at your house – This doesn’t bother me… Man Chile is grown and me n his deddy are cool. He can come over my house if he likes…Hubby ain’t threatened…
Baked beans with extra ground beef
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This has always bothered me
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Linda, honey…listen. I typically don’t like it. I had a distant cousin (Lord rest his soul) who would do this and I would eat it like it’s going out of style. He added ground beef AND venison. Shawt, when I tell you that was some good eating? Shooooooot!
what if you get a date with a fatty??? fat azz be all eating the cake and requesting lard biscuits
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We only gone be happy in the kitchen huh MIA
LMBOOOO
its not right
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But it’s okay *in my Whitney voice*
Neffie I dont like whn ppl hv too many random rules like that. I never even thought about it. Still aint going to either
Hubby ain’t threatened…
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You say you got chu a real man.
Thats what I was tryan get this fella to hear without me saying it. When you straight you straight. Why I care about your old baby mama? Unless you doing wrong. 
baked beans with meat!
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WHo dont eat this?
Cause I need to rethink some fonts.
Its a meal. No? Bacon, hot dogs, sausages and gdbeef.
Over some rice? SHEWWWW 
@Nef/OTB – Why I care about your old baby mama? Unless you doing wrong.
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right…but…my whole family is really cool and friendly. If you were apart of our family, via marriage, friend or dating and you ain’t did shyt like steal, kill or beat, we still welcome you to our home…block party, baby shower, graduation or just stopping by…
I hate to bring this chick up again…but my Unk and his young wife, she gets mad when his 1st wife and mother of his 6 kids is at our family functions. They were married for 15 years, PLUS went to school together, grew up in the same neighborhood…she has always been around for as long as I can remember and I am 42 (hell, longer than his new wife been breathing) and she wanna turn her nose up when Auntie steps thru the door. My G, who is the sweetest woman in the Universe, told her to get over it, she will be here long after you are gone. Get with it or YOU can stay home! I broke my side holding in my laughs that day.
Maybe the black folks who request yt eggs and adoptions etc or Asian…maybe they trying to eradicate nigga names.
*poof*
This has always bothered me like why you trying to make a meal out of baked beans fuh? Like how you eat that AND a burger…is that not redundant? I know we as a people have had to make things stretch but if you got meat in the menu can you KNOT let the baked beans JUST be baked beans???
Oldest face 
it aint worf it Ms.Celie
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I’m sorry @Take but if I set some baked beans before MY folks without ground beef its gonna be a damn riot. Hubby face
Buttercup says:
Somewhere Savannah is doing back squats in her bonnet.
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Oh no, not in the bonnet!
Auntie you stay reaching. As long as men have eyes they are going to LOOK
Buttercup says: Somewhere Savannah is doing back squats in her bonnet.
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