Microsoft’s New Website, How-Old.net Tells You How Old You Look

Technology takes a giant leap toward answering the age-old question: how old do I look?

Microsoft has launched a new website, How-Old.net that uses algorithms to scan and guess the age of the person or people in uploaded photos.

Many users, like Football Wives’ star Dawn Neufeld (pictured above with her beautiful family) are pleasantly surprised with the results.

If anything, How-Old.net addresses the need for us humans to find a proper substitute for our mirrors — preferably one that tells us exactly what we want to hear.

But since nothing is perfect — not even a computer program algorithm – Twitter.com users are having fun mocking the website by uploading pictures with non-human faces.

From NY Daily News:

The website consists of Microsoft’s newly released face detection API, which lets users upload a picture and have the API predict the age and gender of any faces recognized in that picture. The API may either get your age correctly or give you a ridiculous guess. You can read the full story behind the face detection API on the company’s blog.

Like always, people on the Internet quickly found ways to poke fun and began uploading images of fictional characters such as the Quaker Oats mascot and zombies from “The Walking Dead” to see what age How-Old.net would give them.

I mean pic.twitter.com/XYlHDhlEvt

— Joanna Borns (@robotics) April 30, 2015

I think it's a bit older (a millennium or so) but cool demo! http://t.co/hbvy20iFda #Build2015 #HowOldBot pic.twitter.com/4w7ECQLlQh

— Jan Vlnas (@janvlnas) April 30, 2015

Poor Professor X pic.twitter.com/7yJHufAP4m

— Ian Carlos Crawford (@ianxcarlos) April 30, 2015

Unshakable

I heard about this on last week. I bet it makes for good laughs….or shade, depending on whom the subject is.

Seaux, did anyone see the chocolate drop herself…Janelle on Fashion Queens last night? Even in simplicity she slays! Chick was
Yardgirl

I saw Janelle, what a beauty!! I am strickly dickly, but daaayum she is my girl crush!! And she nice and soft spoken too!!
Yardgirl

OOPS, I guess I have to say dyckly huh? LOL!!
FuturedocDonte

let me go try
iWasteTime

Wow! What did your coworker say to her?
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She said she just left.
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She wanted someone to say her stomach wasn’t big.
I had a sales girl help me out that way. Said something was hiking up in the back and it didn’t look good. she my FB friend now and I try to go when she there sometime you need a little nicely delivered honesty.
Unshakable

@Yardi,

Yes…..Janelle is beautiful and carries herself as such. How have you been?

@Zeta,

Praises be to God for being cancer free! Tell me God won’t show up and show out! I lost an aunt to breast cancer and both grandparents had it and my mom is a survivor also, seaux your words truly strike a chord within me.
FuturedocDonte

Mann fugg that site
I used for different photos, the ages i got: 42 – 39 – a could not detect any faces – and 43.

I am 27… TWENTEE SE’EM

I’m offended
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Some ppl must want their feelings hurt. Site probably sponsored by plastic surgeons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

She wanted someone to say her stomach wasn’t big.
I had a sales girl help me out that way. Said something was hiking up in the back and it didn’t look good. she my FB friend now and I try to go when she there sometime you need a little nicely delivered honesty.
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Ding, ding, ding! I don’t think that the associate said it to her rudely. She said that she suggested a few other dresses, i.e. peplum, circle dresses, etc. I’m the wrong one to blow up someone’s head.
iWasteTime

Mann fugg that site
I used for different photos,
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Made me Younger
Let me try a different photo
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

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Ding, ding, ding! I don’t think that the associate said it to her rudely. She said that she suggested a few other dresses, i.e. peplum, circle dresses, etc. I’m the wrong one to blow up someone’s head.
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Well then. The associate did her job.
FuturedocDonte

Some ppl must want their feelings hurt. Site probably sponsored by plastic surgeons
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exactly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

Told yall last week, my mama said this site is bullshyt. I need to see if, 1) she taking my calls yet and 2) if she ever wrote them a letter.
FuturedocDonte

I seems to make men older and women younger though like in the photo above. I doubt that little azz boy is 14 I used one with my son and I, and I got 43 and 4 for my son who is 16 months (1 for the folks that aren’t all the way up yet)
iWasteTime

Ding, ding, ding! I don’t think that the associate said it to her rudely. She said that she suggested a few other dresses, i.e. peplum, circle dresses, etc. I’m the wrong one to blow up someone’s head.
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Well then. The associate did her job.
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Yeah that was a good associate!
Not trying to just get that commission.
WhoDat

From downstairs about that national anthem Jamie Foxx did. It brung out a wide range of comments and emotions at the porty

My mama: Is that an organ playing in the damn byke? +
My aunt: he tried it.
My sister: He really tried it.
My brother in law: I dont see what’s wrong with it?
My nephew: This nigga done brung church to a Las Vegas boxing ring
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Aint no 16months!!! That baby is ONE!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

I watched Tia’s cooking show last night. It was so cute. I told hubby I see why she was throwing that shade to Keke
FuturedocDonte

Dub – It … was.. just… a mess He started singing off key as heyull in the beginning and then tried to finish strong, but that was a fail too. I actually feel a sorry for jamie. He ended with a face like, “I know i just fcked this up)
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Wt time is it? Im already done with these ppl for the day. Im ready to retire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

Wait, Jamie had an organ. Y’all know I’m too nosy to not look.I was a-okay until Dubb dropped that nugget
FuturedocDonte

Aint no 16months!!! That baby is ONE!
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My child is the only child I’m able to count months for Otherwise, dont come to me talm bout “He 19 months”. You immediately get <– bish whet face
iWasteTime

Aint no 16months!!! That baby is ONE!
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WhoDat

It was funny as heck. But yes. That look at the end he had @Doc. Our fight party was epic. Deets in a second. Im divorcing my whole entire family.
Just Looking

Good Morning to All

IWaste
Butter Cup
Future
User
Zoe
Dat
Long Time

@Dub I thought Church Hymn was appropriate for the Dance off that had.
Flawless

this site is a fluke, said my 4 year old looked 7
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

Y’all don’t think there’s a big difference between a 13 month old baby and a 18 month old baby? That’s the main reason I understand counting in months until babies are 2.
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Flawless: u or his father old? cuz u know old ppl make old looking babies + =
Just Looking

Yes, Butter I like. Women should use it… cunfuse the hell out men.

I’m 400 months old
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

JL-
iWasteTime

Hey Looking

Where is @Man. I need to discuss that Clipper game.
I think if Leonard would have got one finger tip on the ball, Matt Barnes would have caught the foul, instead he blocked it
Now I want to see Blake and Lebron in the finals
Unshakable

RoseGarten,

Seaux David Banner has been receiving some flack for the following comment:

“If You Want A Man That Respects The Way You Think, Then Show More Mind Than @##”

In response to this comment, a young woman asked why are guys not held to the same/or similar standard? Furthermore, should women be respected only under certain conditions? What if a woman is fully clothed and still gets disrespected, did she deserve that?

For example, some women have been called the “b” word or even killed because they didn’t give a dude their number, and yet were fully clothed. Where was the respect then? I am not bashing him for said, it just seems that the message should be unisex. Yes, women should value their minds, but shouldn’t men also?
iWasteTime

at T. Raymond!
I U for the verse though.
WhoDat

My niece. Just got engaged two weekends ago. Her and fella was supposed to go to watch fight with some of his military frens. They ended up with us. This dude gets RIPPED off of the strength that my niece was driving home. However, this chick ran a race on Sat. morn. So she was tired. She gets two glasses of wine in her (I don’t eem think it was THAT much. Like 1.5) and was like TUH I’m sleepy. I am about to go to sleep. Here. Now. Catch a ride… with MY MAMA And kindly bid us, and that cat adieu, went in my sister ‘nem room, got her a headscarf and was like *poof* to the extra room. My future nephew straight was like

My mama. Gets drunk and wastes a WHOLE drink on my sister new carpet. FAIL. :crying1:

My aunt and her yt man. Just funny as hail ALWAYS. I cant with them. My aunt telling nasty stories. This bish done almost caused a house fire by plugging in the deep fryer and then forgetting about it. Fryer had been on a GOOD 45 minutes. We estimate longer. My sister was like WHY I keep smelling chicken and I aint eem dropped it yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcvNH5zA_I #missyJSays

Morning!!!
FuturedocDonte

My mama. Gets drunk and wastes a WHOLE drink on my sister new carpet. FAIL. :crying1:

This bish done almost caused a house fire by plugging in the deep fryer and then forgetting about it. Fryer had been on a GOOD 45 minutes
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She went straight to sleep
MissHarlem

One of my pet peeves…my baby is 17 months :eyeroll:

I agree with David. I also get what the commentator was saying but lets not forget accountability on both.
FuturedocDonte

I did that Saturday. Wanted to brew some tea, so I put a pot of water on the stove. Fell Asleep on the couch, woke up like an hour later and RAN to the kitchen, only to find that I put that big azz pot of water on the stove, but didn’t turn the stove on. :l Relieved and mad at the same time. All that time, my could have been ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcvNH5zA_I #missyJSays

So I had to show out #mamastyle on the playground yesterday

Now i know kids will be kids, but part of bieng a kid is doing dumb chit and then getting caught. Lilmissy was playing at her friends house down the street. they never left the backyard, where grandma was watching them play. I go pick her up and see her name written in sidewalk chalk. Some lil knockhead lil boys had wriiten ‘lilmissy fcuk off my dack please’ and written fcuk about 5 times just randomly Then tried to rub out the bad words later…

Grandma confirmed the girls had never even spoken to the boys.. so this wonk eye narrow behind lil busta thought he’d be funny. Chile I dragged lilmissy to the playground point em out… Read him left and right in front of all his friend AND told him I will be cellphone: his mama from the directory and :computer: the school principal (not really but their principal don’t play and I knew that would shake him)

Lil boy standing there like
WhoDat

@Doc. My aunt azz aint fall asleep! Her azz went to the living room and started dranking tho.
Unshakable

@MissHarlem,

I hear you, i just believe that message should be taught to young men as well. I addition, i also believe that what a woman wears shouldn’t dictate whether or not she is respected.

thanks for your response how was your weekend?
WhoDat

Lil boy standing there like
^^^^^^^^^^^^
I was deadt at wonky eye tho. He got Bob Whitfield Syndrome? And yes call him out. I hate bad kids. With a PASSION
Just Looking

@ Harlem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcvNH5zA_I #missyJSays

My mama. Gets drunk and wastes a WHOLE drink on my sister new carpet. FAIL.

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Last night we and a cup of gin (yes GIN ) knocks over so I soak it up with my sock. This morning I get to work open my purse likke is a sock doing in here.. take it out and it’s still damp and reeks of gin Chile now my brand new d&B spring collection pocketbook smellin like a Harpo’s juke Joint
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Butta i stopped counting months at 11 months. Aint nobody but the pediatrician tracking milestones.
MissHarlem

SHAKE main reason why I agree with him bc a woman is the first female relationship with a boy. If the mom is a thot he only going to have a thot mindset towards woman if you will. It’s not lost on me that it happens to women in uncalled for circumstances.
OpinionHated

He’s right and he’s wrong… women walking around with t*ts and azz hanging out and get mad when dudes treat them like $ex objects…. but dudes treat all women like $ex objects because of the handful of ho’s out here showing all their t*ts and azz… now men assume that all women are that way and attempt to step to us like we all trifling ho’s and that’s when we have to check them and put them in their place and teach them how to talk to a woman…. nobody cares how men talk to ho’s not even the ho’s and by ho I mean dumb chicks who think $ex equates to love…..

I think its sad playground age kids are talking about phucking and know how to spell it – their parents need beating….
Sucker Free Esq.

i don’t need a website to tell me what I already know. i don’t look a day over 26
MissHarlem

DUBB

SHAKE awesome weekend and you?

JUST

USER we getting ready for Leo season or nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcvNH5zA_I #missyJSays

I hear you, i just believe that message should be taught to young men as well.

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Zactly what i told lil wonk head chile on the playground. Asked him would he write something like that bout his mama or his sister. #Respect young women lil nigga (Rodney)
WhoDat

@JL

@Harlem

@Missy once my husband had left one of those miniature liquor bottles on this table we had in our entry hall. I saw it, grabbed it on my way outside to get something. With intent to put it back when I came back in the house. Left it on my dash and forgot about it. Only it was August. So it burst. My car smelled like whiskey for a WEEK. Not your Dooney tho. I would cry.
Just Looking

My week-end was something else….went back up NYC to see family and fight party.

Saw my dad and stepmom at hospital and this heifer buried her head in shirt, like she was part ostrich.

Obliviously, I been having roundst Team Petty too long, but I looked her laughed and did the TUUUUUUH and turned around. Mister face was like But then Jesus spoke to me and said my chile, speak. So I spoke and gave her a hug.

My dad said she still Jellish, this women is 78 years old and mad cause she and my deddy got a GROWN ass child and it ain’t hers.

LORD

Was looking forward to the fight, but since it was a Dance Off it whetneven exciting.
Unshakable

@MissyJ,

Good for you! Some of these chilrens need the fear of consequences back in em! Gone head guhl!

@MsHarlem,

And your perspective, the way you stated it makes sense. I can appreciate that.

@OH,

I appreciate and understand where you are coming from. As for women who think sex equates to love, some of those women have not been taught differently or did not have a strong mother/father to teach them the real deal. Now yes, at some point, you have to grow up and take accountability for your actions, however, some parents set the stage for a child being…..slow/wet behind the ears.
msarcher

@unshaake…I dealt with something like this over the weekend…yt female walking, guys trying to holler at her but she nignores them….they then start on how black females need to get it right and right cause they’re being shown out by everyone else…all while referring to sistas a b’s….I called then out on it asking why sistas gotta be the b-word and what are you bringing to the table cause if you get rejected by a fit sista then they’re such up b’s but you don’t disrespect any other group…the brothas (alcoholic in a wheelchair missing a leg, older guy with roaches in his liver( © dub) & tyga’s broke cousin)
Flawless

@ User Friendly

I’m 32 his dad almost 40
msarcher

@zeta to God be the glory
iWasteTime

Phuck Madonna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcvNH5zA_I #missyJSays

Why we mad at Madonna.. Fugg Ion even need to know.. Imma just :drive: witchu Fcuk Madge spindly arse
http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

I just did it and it said I looked 29 whoop! My b-day is this month so that made me feel good!
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MissH: when are we NOT ready?

:fistbump:

My bestie (same bday as mine) has a bunch of ridiculous ideas for what “we” are doing on “our” bday. Im going to the skrip club. Iono wtf she talmbout
Just Looking

Le me go do it….

Whispers Hope Take Take and DTTS don’t do it. Cause when you OLD YOU OLD
iWasteTime

Imma just :drive: witchu Fcuk Madge spindly arse
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:fistbump:
Her old azz gonna come for MAH BOO!
Still talking about the kiss. Some of her shade was funny (not going to lie) but he ain’t diss her when asked and he can’t come back
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All u gotta do is post a pic here, the roses will let u know how old you look. Man will tell u if ur knees are clean or too big & Sandra can guess your nationality according to your hair texture

For free too
Just Looking

How old are you? I got 33
iWasteTime

Man will tell u if ur knees are clean or too big & Sandra can guess your nationality according to your hair texture
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MissHarlem

USER I will be a whore in Mexico on a rooftop terrace but I’m with a strip club. I still like pleasure in queens. At least I think that’s the name you right every season is ours
Just Looking

@User – and hair texture
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Mines said 21
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Ain no way in the world Drake “begged” Madonna ol thrush mouf ass for a kiss. Aint no dam way. Evrybody know old ppl got that dry ass tongue she a menopausal lie!
Just Looking

Harlem you back in NY, wish I had known.
Just Looking

Roses – Have you seen the previews for BESSIE with Queen, Monquie, Mike Epps for HBO, Khandi Alexander..

Can’t wait

Reminder for self (PAY CABLE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

“They” just want folks faces online
Not EYE said the cat
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COOKING #tellthatoldbattogohaveababy
I gotta plan

Jenny

SON :2dance: (to the Best of NE) <—which they need to make! I'd buy it

User,Time,Shake
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

I hate folks that ask a million questions in a training. MAYNE :stop: SHED THE ENTIRE _____ up. This lady asking me 50-11 questions like I am the company whisperer. Wayment now You need to go see HR, IT and your department asking me all dem questions. Let me go catch up I bet no read nothing crazy
iWasteTime

DDTS
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“They” just want folks faces online
Not EYE said the cat
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you smaht!!!

Like when u sign up for something & they ask what your daddy nickname is NUNNA YA GOTDAM BIDNESS

think they slick. Next thing u know we on first 48 cuz they done found us by the name of our first pet. Computer ol nosey ass always wanna know what somebody’s grandmother maiden name is. Mmmhmmm
MissHarlem

JUST you think my # is for show. I was moving until I got a good offer here (job)
MissHarlem

SON

I already did a commercial for my wife Queen on Bessie
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

Flawless: u or his father old? cuz u know old ppl make old looking babie
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I was on my way to say this. Glad you handled that for me :crying1:
@JL you did the TUH in her face
Let me go see what is says for me
iWasteTime

Aint no way in the world Drake “begged” Madonna ol thrush mouf ass for a kiss.
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You know!!
Phuck Madonna!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Dts
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Take we barely hv meetings here (only bout 7 of us give or take) but I find every excuse not to go. Be like I cant stay cuz the doorbell/phone ringing/copy machine broken/water cooler running low

Chile i do not like interacting with these ppl
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

@U I was sitting here like this is NOT COMPLICATED :stop: Like it is easy as 123 and she wants to ask a million ba jillion questions with her glasses on like she high level. We have meetings 24/7 at my job. Like meet for the sake of meeting. It is TURRILE
I did the how-old thing. It told me I was 20. I did another picture and it said 23. The 20 year old pic was from this weekend You care.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

I want pizza for dinner, but I forgot to take the dough out of the fridge It’s just a glorious day for pizza, wings, stuffed mushrooms, and salad. I guess my fatty girl will have to wait until tomorrow.
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)
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Fren u see my post to u in the last thread

Anywho another Bates Motel looking something
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

*freezer
pointhimout

no way. how easy folks just go off and do stuff. I’m sure MS has a motive that somehow violates or take away your rights. I was surprised at the number of people willingly doing this ‘how old’ app thingy. It reminds me finger prints and your drivers license. Now a photo to go with the owner of that IP address. shrugs. See how many criminals they locate with this new “it” thing.