Bruce Jenner

Cross-dresser Bruce Jenner graced the cover of Vanity Fair magazine in a heavily-Photoshopped image shot by famed photog Annie Leibovitz.

The Vanity Fair cover and the accompanying Photoshopped images inside, broke the Internet, as they say.

Bruce also registered a new account on social media platform Twitter.com, racking up 1 million followers in just under 5 hours.

Jenner, 65, appears on the cover in heavy makeup, wearing a cream colored corset and a wig with soft flowing curls. The Vanity Fair cover is embarrassingly campy and sloppy (he needs help learning how to tuck his stuff).

Bruce Jenner

Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian was completely unbothered by her stepfather overshadowing her Glamour cover and her pregnancy announcement. She posted the cover on her social media accounts along with the message:

"Caitlyn Jenner for Vanity Fair Annie Leibovitz! How beautiful! Be happy, be proud, live life YOUR way!"

In her Glamour mag interview, Kim discussed undergoing a procedure to scrape her uterus (fibroids? endometrial hyperplasia?) and having sex with husband, Kanye West "500 times a day" in her desperate bid to get pregnant a 2nd time.

“I didn’t know that I was going to be so open,” she said. “But meeting people at my fertility doctor’s office who are going through the same things I’m going through, I thought, ‘Why not share my story?’ It’s been really emotional.”

Maybe the Wests are hoping for a boy this time around?

Having sex multiple times a day at mid month is the best way to ensure your baby is a boy.

According to fertility doctors, fresh sperm (as opposed to old early morning sperm) produces lightening quick male (Y) seed that races to the egg faster than female seed. Unfortunately, male sperma dies off quicker than female sperma if there is no egg to fertilize. The shelf life of all sperm is about 24 hours. But male sperm lives for about 12-18 hours. So if you want a boy, men should masturbate in the morning to purge old seed, then have sex frequently during the day.

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    • MisUnderstood

      Can this please be the last day we hear about Kaitlyn & Kim? :eyeroll: # of fakes I have to give 000000

    • sassyshe

      Ummm my thing is that why did it take his fame whore daughters 4-5 hours later to post congrats

    • Dreadhead85

      The pics may be HEAVILY photoshopped, but I think (s)he looks good. Good for him!

    • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

      Why it took them forever to figure out she had a LATEX allergy? What you and those gloves at work made me think of.
      ______
      That’s the thing, ppl don’t think about Latex until it’s to late. I don’t have a documented latex allergy but I’ve ALWAYS known to stay away from latex. Now this nitrile shat got everyone messed up and I spend a good 80% of my time in gloves and washing my hands.

    • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

      That last meme :ghost: :hahaha:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      CJ is shaped JUST like John Legend wife :eek: :kona:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      LOL! Someone on Yahoo wrote: "Horrible spelling in this article. Caitlyn is spelled Bruce. And she is spelled he. Don't they know how to proofread?" :lolol:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      MisUnderstood says:

      Can this please be the last day we hear about Kaitlyn & Kim? :eyeroll: # of fakes I have to give 000000
      ________________

      I agree with you. But it's news, and my lurkers love dysfunction.

    • luVn_liFe…

      :hahaha:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      Ummm my thing is that why did it take his fame whore daughters 4-5 hours later to post congrats
      _____________________________________

      now Sassy, would you RUSH to congratulate your deddy on his magazine cover channeling one of your big sisters? :lol:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      ...and is CJ 'posed to be driving? :think: :kona:

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      Bruce Jenner looks ridiculous I mean really

    • Sakeena

      I thought sperm could live for up to 5 days and I thought the life span of the egg is 12-24 hours?

    • MisUnderstood

      @Sandra Caitlyn is spelled Bruce. :rofl:

    • thriftStoreJungle

      never heard of a 70 y/o YT woman named caitlyn. he should've gone w/ "Barb" or "Carol" yes:

    • Sakeena

      Kim really should have picked another time to announce her pregnancy with little Easton

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      never heard of a 70 y/o YT woman named caitlyn. he should’ve gone w/ “Barb” or “Carol” yes:
      ___________________________

      Dorothy... :kona:

    • MisUnderstood

      So I checked out this grapefruiting thing. Am I the only one who thinks these techniques shouldn't be done to every man you date? I'll give you a taste but the full blown technique, you've got to be my husband first.

    • thriftStoreJungle

      or Kathy :yes:

    • thriftStoreJungle

      @Nancy Drew

      definitely Dorothy!

    • Sakeena

      She looks good for a 65 year old white woman. White women age terribly. Some are beautiful in their youth and then they turn 25.
      It's like *poof* the magic is gone.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

      :hahaha: :phew: lawd, let me go... :kona: :nite:

    • ShadeQueen46

      YOU ARE A BOY DAMON!

    • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

      Kim really should have picked another time to announce her pregnancy with little Easton
      ___
      But I woder if Kim actually tried to upstage Bruce by coming out with her pregnancy. Since they're all attention seekers, I can't see them not knowing about the cover.

    • Sakeena

      I wouldn't put it past Kimberly

    • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

      never heard of a 70 y/o YT woman named caitlyn. he should’ve gone w/ “Barb” or “Carol” yes:
      ___________________________
      Dorothy… :kona:
      _____
      or Shirley..... :lol:

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      YOU ARE A BOY DAMON

      ---
      :rofl: :rofl:

    • LePamplemousse

      I got nothing on Caitlyn.
      OT: does anybody watch Penny Dreadful?

    • Ni ni

      I was thinking the Bruce Jenner shots was photoshopped :no: po Bruce.

      Ot: I'm giving up my natural hair...I just caint do nothing with it. I'll try not to perm it so often. I really didn't want to deal with the chemicals anymore. Maybe the good Lord created the perm for people like me... I'm a failure :wail:

    • Sakeena

      Nini have you tried protective styles? Blow outs? Flat ironing? Don't do it girl. Don't do it.

    • Nikki gets it

      I agree, If you want a boy, let your man have it when he wants it, especially during ovulation

    • LePamplemousse

      Ni Ni, how do you prefer wearing your hair? Straight? You might just need different products. ThE chemicals can be too harsh.

    • WhoDat

      Caitlyn is the u bish u here...

      Kim pregnancy was part of a storyline on the finale of the show. That can't be changed easily due to programming sked on E! etc.

      Mags and print publications on other hand push out delivery dates all the time. This shyt coulda waited til Wed/Thursday. We already know you was turning to her. You didn't have to do it tuhday

      As far as Slob trying to take his ass to food rehab diet camp Friday...Nigga you done looked like one of the Klumps all THIS damn time. You know your sister announcement on Sunday. Eat some damn Fatburger for 2 more days and sat down someplace.

      They tried to upstage Kim seem like.

    • Unshakable

      @Sakeena,

      Amen chile!! I was going to post the same thing, but you beat me to it, home skillet!! :hahaha: and :hug:

      @Nini,

      You may also want to hit up FayFay and get some inspiration from her. She has her own line of products and is an approachable, open person when talmbout hair care. Also, ask some of the roses on this blog. I myself am a naturalista, and believe it or not, I ask God everyday to help me to love on my hair. It's truly a journey, not a destination. For me, I was about where you were at, but I put my hair in braids. What I realized is that I just didn't want to be bothered with it every single day. :rofl: Not having to fool with it for 2-3 months was music to my ears. :headphones: Do what works best for you, but make sure you have checked into other options. Hope this helps. :kiss:

    • http://youtu.be/7fSfM0vk0qk Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Got damn leave for a couple of hours and come back to more Caitlyn.

    • http://youtu.be/7fSfM0vk0qk Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Ot: I’m giving up my natural hair…I just caint do nothing with it. I’ll try not to perm it so often. I really didn’t want to deal with the chemicals anymore. Maybe the good Lord created the perm for people like me… I’m a failure :wail:

      by Ni ni on Jun 1, 2015 at 7:21 pm
      _________

      Are there any styles u like?

    • WhoDat

      Ot: I’m giving up my natural hair…I just caint do nothing with it. I’ll try not to perm it so often. I really didn’t want to deal with the chemicals anymore. Maybe the good Lord created the perm for people like me… I’m a failure :wail:
      ^^^^
      Well honey. I might fail right beside you if you choose to do it. Soon as these kinky twists come out guess what I'm personally thinking?

      Been natural 3 years. I ain't with this shyt no moe. Dub20 done went back to the creamy cryke. My niece who kicked off the natural movement among us done went back. She had been natural for 5.

      It's a personal decision.

      Good luck whatever you decide.

    • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

      NiNi, I've been natural all of my life. The spring/summer months are the hardest. But, I personally feel that this is when hair flourishes the most and you can get away with washing/setting more frequently. After I wash my hair, I just use an oil mix and then place it into braids or twist for the week. Spring/Summer is the best time, in my opinion, to be as low maintenance as possible.

    • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

      Have ya'll thought about tex-laxing? I think some are using it as an alternative instead of fully going back to the cream.

    • MisUnderstood

      I'm not in love with my natural hair of 4+yrs but I'm not going back to relaxer either. What is tex-laxing?

    • MisUnderstood

      The doing it erryday is BS. But braids make my head itch & straightening it cost too much. The rain humidity ugh!

    • petty_boots

      :newbie: Hay roses. Lol i can't believe i just used my login for the first time. As a she-who-shall-not-be-named stan for the last 4 years, I read Sandra's post once, which somehow turned into every day (partly because of her unethical blogging style, partly because of yall comments (as per above) lol. Anyway, back to lurking I go.

    • http://youtu.be/7fSfM0vk0qk Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Have ya’ll thought about tex-laxing? I think some are using it as an alternative instead of fully going back to the cream.
      ______

      I did texlaxing before becoming natural. It's when you either weaken your relaxer, or get a mild relaxer and leave it for less time. So you under process your hair.
      I did that for a couple of years cuz I could not handle the limp hair. I need bawdy baby. And I got tired of smelling the chemicals.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :rofl: :rofl: chile that first meme though :ghost: :rofl: chile :crying1: folks ain't shyt

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :crying1: chile I can't even get through the rest of the write up :crying1:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      500 times a day bytch bye :rofl: chile :hahaha: lawd have mercy whew

    • MisUnderstood

      Jenie :spank:

      KiMi :caution: please check in love

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :phew: ..... chile :hahaha: let me log off .... this tew murchhhh :crying1:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Sandra Rose says:

      MisUnderstood says:
      Can this please be the last day we hear about Kaitlyn & Kim? :eyeroll: # of fakes I have to give 000000
      ________________
      I agree with you. But it’s news, and my lurkers love dysfunction.
      ___________

      Bloop :ghost:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhCQJIY3q7iLxENR4h mzwhang90210

      hriftStoreJungle says:
      never heard of a 70 y/o YT woman named caitlyn. he should’ve gone w/ “Barb” or “Carol” yes:
      __________________
      He could've gone with SEVERAL other more age/face appropriate names.

      Mildred
      Gladys
      Octavia
      Gussie
      Margaret
      Irene
      Ruth
      Abigail

      :lol:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhCQJIY3q7iLxENR4h mzwhang90210

      Ethel
      Agnes
      Hildigard
      Edna
      Mabel
      Millicent
      Mavis

    • BigCityGirl

      Not Bad....LOL

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

      Is KiMi ok? Did she check in today?

    • bama_n_jersey

      I can't do braids because my edges come out. Ivtried doing the wash n go, but I felt like bugs were in my hair. I have to come my hair over the sink and comb through it to make sure nothings there (got diagnosed with Lyme disease about 7-8 years ago)...so I'm supper paranoid. So after my breakdown couple weeks ago I just went back to blowouts and flatiron. I don't do it that often...sometimes wait 2-3 weeks before I wash. I found this anti-humidity holding spray :nun:

    • bama_n_jersey

      I thought I saw her earlier this morning on here...let me check..brb

    • bama_n_jersey

      She was in the Apartment Flier post earlier

    • MisUnderstood

      Ok. Just checking on her. Thx @Bama. So tell me about this anti humidity spray

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

      A woman was shot in the Target parking lot here tonight :smh:

    • MisUnderstood

      @MoD wow. Where are you?

    • bama_n_jersey

      @MisU...it is Garnier Fructis Style Sleek & Shine anti-humidity hairspray (ultra strong). It does not make my hair hard at all. I wrap my hair at night or use flexirods, spray some "IC PM night time oil treatment <<<LOVE this. In the morning after I style my hair I spray the hairspray. I flatironed my hair last Sunday and I'm still able to wear it down without using more heat.

    • sassyshe

      Ok so just got finished my ig roundup and these are my questions:
      - so ray j has become Floyd Jr and repo princess love Bentley
      - days thinks jamesis is not yet a big star that she don't want tmz to spot them together but it was cool to be all up in his face in the club
      -janelle money wins best dress at cfda awards :nun:

    • http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

      I'm here MisU and MOD :hug: I emailed you Friday MisU

    • bama_n_jersey

      Now..I learned about from someone that stays in GA. We were in Charlotte at a wedding last summer (humidity was high) and her hair never poofed up. She told me about it, so it should be good for the heat I get here

    • sassyshe

      For natural hair I love aunt Jessie bytch is expensive but she be having them curls on fleek.

      Saw a fb vid where this chic who had thick hair did twists then flexirods and it lasted all week

    • bama_n_jersey

      @MOD...I try not to go out at night alone. I'm rushing to get home from work and in the house before it gets dark. I hate when the days get shorter because I have to get out in the driveway by myself

    • bama_n_jersey

      @Sassy..I wanna do twists and flexirods....but I can never do both together and get it to look right. I don't go to salons unless I need a trim...so I'll just be testing. My hair gets tangled when I do anything other than blowouts. My hair does not work with Jessie products

      @MisU...I also use Motion Natural Heat Style products. Its hard for me to find though...but it works so good with keeping the hair from getting tangled.

    • sassyshe

      @bama try a curl activator to first soften your hair, Cantu and lustrasilk have good ones. I do the curl rods because I have different curl patters where my roots to mid strand is curly and the ends are straight

    • bama_n_jersey

      @Sassy..I'll have to try that.

    • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

      Are ya'll going to watch Ike Turner's Unsung? It looks like it's gonna be a doozy :kona:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

      A woman is dead after being shot Monday night outside a Target store in Montgomery County, authorities said. 

      A man shot the victim about 7:30 p.m. at the Target store in the Milestone Center, at 20908 N. Frederick Road, in what Montgomery County police believe was a domestic incident. The attack is being investigated asa homicide.

      Witnesses spotted the gunman and were able to describe his car to police.

      With officers in pursuit, the suspect crashed his car in Darnestown, Maryland, police said. The suspect was arrested on the 15800 block of Darnestown Road/Route 28.

      The suspect was hospitalized, with non-life-threatening injuries.

      A gun was recovered at the scene, police said.

      An area near the entrance to the Target store was roped off about 9 p.m. Monday, but the store continued to operate.

      __________________

      The suspect is her ex boyfriend, :smh:

    • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

      So Funky D posted a vid of Joseline "rapping" - :nono:

    • Ni ni

      Sorry all I was dog tyde last night after I commented and passed out too early now I'm up in the wee hours :sideeye:

      Anywhoo, I like wearing my hair in twists. I can't do braids or any type of weave because I have eczema and my heir itches too bad. I can only leave my twists up for about a week and I have to wash my hair. That's where the problem comes in, trying to comb through my thick, course afro. It's too thick to blow dry so i I flat iron in it in sections which takes so long because of the kinks and even it doesn't stay and I end up pulling out my hair in the process. Then I dry twist it.
      My whole weekend is gone because it takes me days to finish. I work a second job so I have to sleep a lot too.

      I appreciate everyone's response. I'm gonna bookmark his post in case I want to try something one last time :pray:

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      :waves: I was driving home last (had some bad storms), got lost and had to drive down this two-lane highway. It was a tre down, heart beating fast. So scared. Prayed whole time. Made it home safely :nun:

    • Meme81

      Morning, everyone! :hi:

      Caitlyn's a bad bish--literally. :no:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiALdvRJZyo Milanisti

      Morning Roses :tea: <--- (Dunkin Donuts Oreo Iced Latte)

      I have nothing for Bruce. If this is who he wants to be, then fine, do whatever you need to do to feel whole and complete...but to announce the shyt, do interviews, do tv shows and magazine covers and to just make a spectacle of it is ridiculous :no:

      :offtopic: Yesterday I was driving home and a bird was sitting dead center in the road. I thought he was going to fly away when I got close to it, but the mofo just sat there like :tea: go on and hit me bish, so I swerved to avoid hitting it...a few moments later, another bird slammed into my windshield and flew away :eek: Coupla questions I had afterwards were:

      Was the 1st bird suicidal? :shrug:

      Did the second bird see me almost hit the first bird and call himself retaliating, on some "bird gang" shyt?? :shrug:

      Was it the same bird both times and he wanted to make sure I finished the job? :shrug:

      These were real questions I literally asked myself as I finished the drive home :kona:

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

      Was the 1st bird suicidal? :shrug:
      Did the second bird see me almost hit the first bird and call himself retaliating, on some "bird gang" shyt?? :shrug:
      ___________________
      Was you here the time I told ya'll about how I hit that squirrel? :cry: Broke me all the way down. I felt its wittle body under my wheel *shudders at the memory* And then I looked in my rear view and it was not pretty. But now looking back on it I AM MAD. How are you a slow squirrel? Like :wtf: You a SPED SQUIRREL??? Every one I know if fast. It was like this one ran in front of me in slow motion. I slowed down and the bih still got rocked. I said he was suicidal :yes: But I was no culpable in his plan. No suicide pact here :nono: But I got to live with the pain…and this anger..for the rest of my life :(

    • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

      :newpost:

    • http://youravon.comtwheat LexGirl

      :newbie: Hey Roses! I usually don't comment, but I had to on this one! I am so sick of hearing about BRUCE!!! Give it a rest already!!! There are THOUSANDS of folk that go through this every year & he is NOTHING new!!! These are the MOST EXTRA ATTENTION SEEKING H0ES I have ever seen in my life! Pure phuckery! :cuss:

    • Lady_L

      Is it just me... but he doesn't look at that pretty to me. Just looks like a man in a dress...
      ---------------------------------
      LexGirl says:

      Hey Roses! I usually don’t comment, but I had to on this one! I am so sick of hearing about BRUCE!!! Give it a rest already!!! There are THOUSANDS of folk that go through this every year & he is NOTHING new!!! These are the MOST EXTRA ATTENTION SEEKING H0ES I have ever seen in my life! Pure phuckery!

    • Lady_L

      So did everyone forget about the person Bruce killed in the car accident?....