Drake

The contest has ended. The winner of the Louis Vuitton Damier Bosphore Brown Canvas Pochette crossbody messenger bag is loyal reader thrift-store-jungle. Thank you to everyone for participating!

Originally published on Dec. 15, 2016.

Sandrarose.com is showing our appreciation by giving special gifts to our most loyal readers! Sandrarose.com will give away a special Christmas gift every day from now until Dec. 17.

Louis Vuitton messenger

Inside Auntie Santa’s bag today is a gently used Louis Vuitton Damier Bosphore Brown Canvas Pochette crossbody messenger bag. The bag measures 10.5 x 10 x 0.5 inches (Length x Height x Width).

Made of durable Damier Bosphore Brown Canvas, this bag features cowhide brown leather trim in good condition. Single zip closure on top and in front with brass hardware.

The bag is in good condition. Similar LV bags retail for $1,200 and up.

Dust bag is included.

The contest has ended. The winner is loyal reader thrift-store-jungle. Thank you to everyone for participating!

  • zawnn

    Girl, not creative. So not trying.. it’s always something with me. I’m so ol skool my jokes r wack af

  • MyNameIs

    Sooooo…this is a cute pic of him though. How many chances do we get?

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace
  • Oh Tommie

    I don’t always wear sunglasses inside; but when I do, I like to channel my inner Jesse Powell.

  • Salliemae’s Boosh

    When you should have pooped before the show started..

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    “Y’all like my nude lipstick?”

  • nucynu25

    Yall dont let this give away get ya smacked playing with my baby.

  • Rachel

    Sandra sho is giving away a lot of “gently used” LV bags. I wonder ? what “friend” of the blog is cleaning their closet out?

  • nucynu25

    lol

  • MyNameIs

    I hope I don’t get pissed on tonight…

  • Alicia.Ashe

    Lol

  • Let’s Play

    “You wanna be on Top?!”
    — America’s Next Top Model theme
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvbk3ASEWTk

  • Renee26

    Champagne Papi looking goodt!!

  • nucynu25

    GN ..cus yall starting to get disrepectful playing with my baby for this previously owned bag ..

  • Alicia.Ashe

    Good luck everyone.

  • CapricornIce

    I love a beard.

  • MyNameIs

    ???? bye!

  • CapricornIce

    I like when they tell made up stories better.

  • MyNameIs

    This is the worst pic for a caption. ?? usually I can think of at least one.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Still love you

  • Let’s Play

    Yea , it’s a tough one cause he looks good

  • MsMeWhenImGone

    Yellow Rkelly; literally trapped in the closet and pied piping your local “talent”.

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    Started from the Bottom, Now Sandra Rose giving out bags.

    You get bag, you get bag, Finally Jussie Gets a Bag https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e06fdc7e2879d27f1ae7aa634dc19b7c2e6a520a3b6393894519648555f38f8a.gif

  • MyNameIs

    I wonder if they remember me saying I wasn’t attending anymore award shows…

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    okay last night…I was like wtf?

  • CapricornIce

    A bunch of lies.

  • Datsmdubya2u2

    When you say hello to your ex in public but they just give you a what up head nod

  • Datsmdubya2u2

    When you say hello to your ex in public but they just give you a what up head nod

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    I was robbed, kidnapped, had 2 pre term births, my man left me, lost my job

    All in one day?

    I was in tears….Ya hear me….I made a cocktail and deleted my entry.

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    I was robbed, kidnapped, had 2 pre term births, my man left me, lost my job

    All in one day?

    I was in tears….Ya hear me….I made a cocktail and deleted my entry.

  • Carolina Blue

    Lol youre so full of it

  • Carolina Blue

    Lol youre so full of it

  • Carolina Blue

    ????

  • Carolina Blue

    ????

  • CapricornIce

    Lol. Me & Nucy was in here rolling yesterday.

  • CapricornIce

    Lol. Me & Nucy was in here rolling yesterday.

  • Let’s Play

    SideThought – Which yard sale did she go to to get all these “good condition” items?

  • Let’s Play

    SideThought – Which yard sale did she go to to get all these “good condition” items?

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Shameless plug: would love to win. Had a year and a half for the books.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Shameless plug: would love to win. Had a year and a half for the books.

  • MookieFly

    Why you tryna win a bag when you could get these pursed lips?

  • MookieFly

    Why you tryna win a bag when you could get these pursed lips?

  • laidbackgal4real

    Sandra Rose really ..nobody making up no goddamn captions about me I look too damn good in this picture!

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Nice knowing you

  • Whiplash(lacejagger)

    ” I don’t always drink, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis”

  • Vonn

    I love being on a man’s beard.

  • Whiplash(lacejagger)

    “Hey 40, snap a pic of me, get my good side, make sure you get my lips and beard”

  • Gamer?? Chick

    “I’ll be glad when this is over so I can get back to hittin them folk with Odell”.

  • klwbaby

    I guess instead of burning her “friend” property, she’s giving it away…https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/35a8d4df489a9702644b50212d08b489e7f45fe3fca15aa99da3f4296da8605e.jpg

  • Let’s Play

    I wish Aaliyah was here to accept an award tonight. I wish she could “call me on my cell phone”

  • Let’s Play

    or – I can’t wait to meet up with Odell at the hotel later tonight ;-)

  • Finding Forever…
  • MyNameIs

    I guess my last try is in moderation? ?

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Drake look like he smells like Acqua di Gio and it lingers when he walks past

  • MyNameIs

    Since this is to win a purse my last try is….
    In his head thinking…”don’t purse your lips Aubrey…don’t purse…FUUUUUCCCKKK!!! You pursed your lips”

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace
  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    It’s up there

  • Floriduhh Evans

    Damn I was just about to get and use the bathroom…

  • Let’s Play

    awww…you try so hard every post… Sandra, throw him a bone… (perhaps a bear bone?)

  • Carolina Blue

    Sure does even though idk what you talkin about?

  • Oretta Grace Smith

    He is saying, Where the hell is Rihanna!!

  • Finding Forever…
  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace
  • Bashi22

    Duck Lips sexy

  • E-VannaRootsAllEvil

    I’m muthafawking Drake! Go Canada!

  • Let’s Play

    Body language 101 – Legs are spread which indicates being open to receiving something. BUT hands are saying “Only the right one” In his mind he’s thinking “Are you that somebody” cause he loves Aaliyah…

  • Soda

    “Underneath all this, I’m just Aubrey From The Block.
    Thank goodness for the Drake persona—and beard.”

  • mark

    #im2sexy4thisselfie

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    I know I am lookin’ good
    I have on my Kenneth Cole shoes
    My Gianni Versace blue leather suit
    My nails are done and my beard is fierce!!!

  • Let’s Play

    You see his shoes in this pic?

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    In my mind I see it. Smooches

  • MsSincerity

    Can you really make a funny/good caption for this one though? I don’t want the bag, but I was just trying to come up with one for fun……..I got nothing *shrugs*

  • Let’s Play

    In my mind, he’ll always be your baby? kisses.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dfZyfckKPk

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    You can have him?

  • Deendaizmu

    Damn…I’m young, rich, and Canadian..Yall couldn’t be me on yall best day!!??

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Cologne, miss! LOL My daddy used to wear it. When I tell you it smells good……..

  • Shay Bay

    The look on Drake’s face after Rihanna told him “it’s not you…it’s me” for the 10th time

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    “deleted my entry”
    ===============
    Same

  • Carolina Blue

    Lol it sounds like it does…

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    You at work?

  • JDP

    I betcha I won’t get peed on seating here! D BOY rocking at the AMA’S

  • MyNameIs

    *thinking* Get a close up of the beard coming back in so the ladies will swing back my way.

    Of all the goofy pics of Aubrey Sandra…smh.

  • Carolina Blue

    You know it! One more night and im done for 11 days!

  • MyNameIs

    Her. Lol and nah…no bear bone for me ??

  • Somas

    Rico….Suava ???

  • Jen_no_juice

    Idk why his pic reminded me of the guy from the Dos Equis commercial… I don’t always have control but when I do I tear that azz up

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    11? How? You took off?

  • Jen_no_juice

    I just said he reminds me of the Dos Equis guy! At least I’m not alone

  • Popcorn Clouds LLC

    WHAT THE FUK YOU LOOKING AT? ??

  • Carolina Blue

    Nah. I work 4 days on 4 days off…..they gave us them extra days.

  • Carolina Blue

    ??

  • RespectSelf

    ????you going make me have to pull up on you. Don’t go ghost on me. Ima go thriller on ya?

  • pure_rachet

    Started as a bottom, but grew a beard…. Thats all I got.

  • MS.B2U

    Im2ez412c

  • n1kk1a

    Call me “Aubrey” one. More. Time…

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Oh ok, cool

  • Soda
  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    And I hope you actually rest (and sleep) some of them days

  • CookieMobster

    I tried the Kylie Jenner challenge….

  • CaliVirgo

    They payin??

  • TX Made

    “Somewhere between I’m sober and I’m lifted”

  • nicelyput32

    Just how many LVs do you have??

  • Carolina Blue

    Hell yeah! Everything after 8hrs is time and a half. Im blessed and ima leave it at that.?

  • Carolina Blue

    Hmm idk..

  • Carolina Blue

    Lol

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    I already know better. Don’t even know why I wasted time fonting that

  • Canary Red™

    Reporter: Drake – Drake are you and Rihanna still together?
    Drake:
    Paparazzi: snap ? snap?
    Reporter: I’ll take that as a “no”.

  • Adrienne Smith

    Damn, here we go again, I can’t believe I have to sit through this boring ass show again ,I could be in gym listening to Taylor Swift while working on my fitness. Sidenote: I should be up there performing since I am the best rapper in the game #loljustplaying#

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    You are blessed. Chile I’m a temp. When I’m not there neither is a check. LOL

  • brooklyn23

    I’m weak lol

  • SandrasNewFave

    If he spreads any wider, he’ll have an episiotomy.

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    CAPTION:
    “Sandy, you know Araminta deserves that bag. Don’t even try to front.”

  • Carolina Blue

    Oh have a little faith. I try, i really do. As far as the temp thing, been there done that. I worked a lot of fuk ass jobs to get here. I dont have a degree but my pay check says different. The struggle has been real.af.

  • brooklyn23

    Drake after seeing Rihanna with Asap Rocky

  • Carolina Blue

    Nah, Travis Scott toad ass….

  • Diva4lyfe

    He looking like what you won’t do is think I’m not gonna take all these awards back to Canada mitches!!!!

  • mela.reign77

    So you mean to tell me that you’re really going to take my picture why I’m trying to sit here in my feelings? I mean really? Really??? I’m not going to say one word but know that I am so cussing you out in my head and when I get to the studio I’m going to make a diss track about you. *Singing* Straight up to my face…….

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Yea, I’m not that bothered by it. I haven’t worked a “real” job in 5 years. Did some school. Just now really looking around and interviewing. But Ion like where I’m at. But its so easy and OK money for what it is, so I can’t really justify quitting it. It’s funny cuz I can’t stand the place but they act like they love me. Chile, they prob ackin. LOL

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    “I dont have a degree but my pay check says different.”
    =========
    Well gone ahead and bare witness Blue. Ha!

  • Carolina Blue

    Lol….ackin. it could turn into something big for you though. I like easy work shit i love it! What do you want to do?

  • Kaci

    Here he go. Drake don’t know if he wanna be a rapper, R&B singer or basketball wife.

  • Carolina Blue

    Yes ma’am!!! Im thankful and appreciative, i really am. I tried school but I had to work more hours to survive. It is what it is.

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    So much. Ultimately, Christian based marriage/family counseling. But in the meanwhile work for a non-profit. I had a interview – just waiting to hear back. I meant to ask Dub if they take a while to decide- she used to work for a non-profit.

  • CaliVirgo

    Alright nah????

  • Carolina Blue

    Oh ok…ive always wondered how a non profit works??? How do you get paid?

  • Carolina Blue

    ???

  • CaliVirgo

    Graham..Aubrey Graham..?

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    You did right! Tuh, survival comes first. And school guarantees nothing. It’s good for some but you can make a nice living without it. Bishop never went to school – worked right out of high school and I was able to not really work for 5 years, so….

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    At this particular one – it’s all from grants. They have like 4 main grants that are strictly mandated and one discretionary they can use however they want. I went for the HR/Grant Management position which means I would manage those grants, including payroll.

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    My Daddy is a Negroe
    My Mammy is a Hebrew
    You mix that Kwanza with Kabbalah make a Chittlin Challah!!! When she phuck me good it makes me think of Rihanna singing sex so amazing.???

  • Carolina Blue

    Thats wus up!!! It also helps that i work in a thriving industry, thanks to the worl wide web!

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    It ain’t gone turn into nothing it;s a stagnant position. And it’s a doc office that’s part of a hospital – they don’t pay what I would want from a real job. But it’s good for now

  • Carolina Blue

    Oooooooh ok. Hmm you must have patience because i cant with the paperwork…

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Right

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Lil bit. LOL

  • Carolina Blue

    Oh ok got cha!! Ive seen folks turn water into wine from some temp gigs though…

  • Carolina Blue

    Lol. I want my work life to be as stress free as possible.

  • Carolina Blue

    ????

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    All the time

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    I see what you did there

  • Carolina Blue

    Im tryna stay fine foe evah!!!!!? cant do that stressin

  • Listen2Me

    ” when you see Kevin Durant at the award show & waiting for the right time to pop off “

  • che’lint

    Make them wonder what this mouth can do. ?

  • Listen2Me

    “When you see Meek Mill’s entourage and hope that they don’t notice you”

  • CapricornIce

    Smells like teen spirit………

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Yassssssss

  • Carolina Blue

    You know what ?Im not into ” high fashion” id like it if sandra gave away a levis gift card….

  • Cathy Fara

    For real? What “chu”think?”

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Not the Levi’s?! But I feel you sis. She really could’ve hit me with some Toms loafers or Sorel boots and I would’ve been so set

  • Carolina Blue

    Lol ….word im simple….shit levis and polo….i see people with stuff on im just not impressed with it. Im.not familiar with those names you just dropped though….

  • B Zandaz

    Man this life is waaay better than those Degrassi checks…

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Yea, I’m not a flashy flash either. I prefer classic stuff. Not knocking those who into all that- but I’m not. That stuff I named is the same price range as Levi’s they’re just shoes. LOL

  • CaliVirgo

    ??…Wait a minute ?we not bout to fight over Drake too is we??

  • MafeeMafee
  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    I mean I aint got no prollem with it. Dang shame what you did to my front tooth last time tho. Got to chew everything on the side of my mouth. I aint forgot, Cali. I aint forgot.

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Alright Blue Blue my sleep finally coming down. Talk tomorrow bew

  • Let’s Play

    what’s funny about that?

  • MafeeMafee

    No matter how hard I try not to I will always see him as Wheelchair Jimmy ?

  • puppylove

    I think its another poster in here willing to shank a bish over wheelchair jimmy.

  • CaliVirgo

    But you blacked my eye too?..You can take him. Him a we bit to light for meh not sayin I wouldn’t ride that alleged lil dack off into the sunset tho??

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Haaaaaaa

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    GN garden

  • puppylove

    His character on degrassi

  • CaliVirgo

    Night boo?

  • BlahBlahBlah

    I already won, this is my black Zoolander pose!

  • CaliVirgo

    Over thee light bright??

  • NCGhostdiva

    Yeah…I’m the one who raps about loving the BBW, but I rather be rhyming about my MCW?

  • MZ THARRIS

    Caption:Sweet as sugar. Hard as ice.

  • brooklyn23

    Well just to reiterate what Sandy said, she said it can be funny or serious

  • brooklyn23

    Drake about to set it off , Jada Pinket

  • ShadesofEMPRESS

    Drake be rapping as if somethings happening. Yet he don’t write those lyrics that he be taking serious. But I’ll give him his credit do. He be running the show and loving black women because it’s a privilege.

  • Ladytee4127

    No matter how hard I try not to… I stay actin light skinned

  • Bonny

    Say it. i dare you.

  • Carolina Blue

    Gn…dancer

  • Jojo3989

    “I don’t always drink but when I do I drink Dos Equis.” Naw Drake looks like he drink a frozen strawberry margarita

  • thrift.store.jungle

    “open post: unclockable trans” ??

  • S T

    (Serious) Caption:
    ???

  • thrift.store.jungle

    “excuse me sir… do u have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ…”

  • Jennifer Montgomery

    I am trying really hard to look like I don’t miss Riri

  • thrift.store.jungle

    “u dont do it for the man, men never notice. u just do it for yourself. u the f*c*** coldest…” ??

  • mark

    Lmfao

  • Carolina Blue

    Aye! Aye!

  • T3

    The Dos Equis line was my first thought. Lol

  • Keesh5000

    “Can’t believe a nicca pee peed on me and one of the security guards ran off with cash I dropped” NICCA PEEDED ON ME YALL????

  • Brian R.

    “You know I got to fart so bad but I’m gonna show my sexy face and let it ease on out!”

  • M Yass

    ALl these USED gifts wtf lmao

  • RaptureReady

    Drake thinking:
    “Hopped up out the bed,
    Turn my swag on,
    Took a look in the mirror said what’s up
    Yeah I’m getting money (oh)”

  • B.Sweet has e-white privilege

    I brought light skin back in style.

  • Invoke positivity

    Drake is like…”Why is Odell and Rihanna continuing to play hard to get, Fk them!”, “Let me give Will Smith a call. Hopefully big Willy will take me to the wild wild west”.

  • Renee Bee

    “Yeah man, I hope Odell sees this twinkle in my eyes and know what’s up.” (chin nod)

  • OrchidJones-Work for Money

    “I’m not always Happy…but when I am….I’m not!”

  • Libra80sBaby

    “You know why I’m here.”

  • Nathan Hastings

    “What are you looking at?”

  • Taylordanes

    Mine too lol

  • Irony

    “I’d rather be laying in some man buns right now!”

  • Taylordanes

    The monkey said, “muthafunka, can’t you see?
    Why, you standing on my goddarned feet.”
    The lion said, “I ain’t heard a word you said.”
    Said, “If you say three more I’ll be steppin’ on your muthafunkin’ head!” – Dolemite Voice, Drakes Mood (about to take all these awards!)

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    Ph balanced for a woman! Lol!!!!

  • Irony

    “Mane! I’m about slide up outta here. Odell made gumbo tonight.”

  • Irony

    The look you give when fart and a condom falls out your arse. *purse lips* “Don’t look down, bruh!”

  • Irony
  • Soda

    Being marketed as a rapper: Good
    Having no competition because the best is dead or retired: PRICELESS

    Drake ~ He’s Everywhere You Want To Be

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    Medical Minute: Beards

  • Carolina Blue

    “My balls is itching somethin crazy right now”

  • Carolina Blue

    “My balls is itching somethin crazy right now”

  • TDK

    If my stans really knew how petrified I was when Meek exposed me, I’d lose all my credibility and fans.

  • Renee Bee

    ”Oh the camera is finally panning my way. Concentrate Aubrey. Look sexy. Ouuuuuuu. Got ’em”!

  • Torae

    Drake: I’m the type of man that wears your panties just so I can feel even more emotional.

  • Sucker Free

    I don’t always write my rhymes….but I always spit hot fire.

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    When you finally accept you will never be sexy without this damn beard and can’t ever shave it off again or have Rihanna !

  • Carolina Blue

    “Hey Sandra Rose, so who’s it gonna be… Me or Lebron”?

  • Dr. P

    this is a look of confidence, confidence when you’re a FOB….friend of Sandra Rose’s blog…confident that I won’t be dragged by Sandra or her roses for sitting in this seat trying to look hard, knowing I’m noodle soft. Snap on paparazzi, snap on.

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    “Swee da boo dee da boo dee. Swee da boo dee da boo dee. Come on be my baby tonight.”

  • Carolina Blue

    “I am no longer seeking revenge”

  • Carolina Blue

    “Im mfkn tied”

  • Kirenee

    Drake is thinking to himself, “I’m a classic man
    You can be mean when you look this clean, I’m a classic man, callin’ on me like a young O.G., I’m a classic man. Your needs get met by the street, elegant old-fashioned man. Yeah, baby, I’m a classic man.”

    While I’m ?????

  • missk85

    “Meek don’t even clean up as good as me but I’m the play brother ?”

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    When the flunky commentator and the jerk in the booth calls you DJ Khalid…AGAIN because they think all people of color look alike.

  • CapricornIce

    Turn down for what?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Wake up Roses. It’s -3 degrees outside…BUT IT’S FREAKY FRIDAYYYYY!

  • B.Sweet has e-white privilege

    I’m up. It’s 15 where I am. FIF-fawking-TEEEEN. UGH

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    30s here with mad winds so I guess I’m not allowed to complain but, DAMN.

  • puppylove

    Raining 56 degrees here.

  • iWasteTime

    Good Morning Roses. TGIF!!
    Sandra how you gonna play Bae like that … smh

  • iWasteTime

    Morning.
    19 degrees here, real feel 4.

  • Buttercup

    Good mornTing. Good mornTing.

  • Keya #AndYouWillDeal

    Morning Loves. Happy Friday. And for up top, Drake is thinking: “And they said light skin went out of style. Lies…lies..lies…I’m Billy Dee sexy in this mug! lmao.

  • iWasteTime

    Morning Key. We have 9 darn days and I’m having a hard time finding jogger sweats … sigh

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Happy Friday beauties

  • Breez’n Thru

    “I’m cool on the outside. On the inside, I’m the FAIRY-est one of all.” ~Drake

  • Breez’n Thru

    “I’m cool on the outside. On the inside, I’m the FAIRY-est one of all.” ~Drake

  • Irony

    Good morning!

  • casiepriest33

    Damn, I can really use that bag. Like the Kardashians use black men. -Drake

  • Vonn

    GM. Didja try The Gap & Old Navy?

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    Jcpenny
    H&m

  • OrchidJones-Work for Money

    “I’m truly excited that I was chosen to play ‘Milhouse’ on the human version of the animated version: ‘The Simpsons’…”

  • Buttercup

    Who are you shopping for? I found my latest joggers at Rue 21.

  • iWasteTime

    Morning I tried old navy, only had smaller sizes.

  • iWasteTime

    why we here .. let me hop on JC Penny now

  • Vonn

    Booo. I love JC Penny too. Good luck lady.

  • Vonn

    Friction from freaky Friday should keep us warm.

  • Carmen Harrison Johnson

    “I can only PEE in this DEPEND i’m wearing so many times Mannnn, I really need to change NOW’

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Morning Beloveds

  • Libra80sBaby

    Good Morning Sandra and my fellow Roses!!! #TGIF

  • Angela

    “Hard, sweet, and sticky on the outside, and soft and chewy on the inside, just like a Blow Pop…Wanna Lick?”–I am Drake

  • Angela

    Chiiiiiile, it’s a straight brick building in NY….I cannot stand it….

  • FoodLady

    I got fake people showing fake love to me…Straight up to my faaaaccce!

  • Vonn

    I’m the swirl, that will take your girl.

  • MyNameIs

    Goooooood Morning! TGIF!!!

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    “Shoulda told the barber to wash this Bigen out my beard if I sweat this shit gonna leak on my shirt”…

  • 2brefrank

    “I wonder if they can tell I get Botox injections? I think it’s subtle. Hmm.. (singing) caught in a life, I can’t let it go, whether that’s right. I will never know…” -Drake’s mind

  • LaynaLaine

    I use to be Jimmy Brooks, now I’m the Lyric cook. When she see me they say now she gets the hiccups, what’s good Alisha Phillips.

  • 2brefrank

    Ahahahahah!

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Teehee

  • Junkanoo

    Introducing Drakes body double a drag King pretending to be Drake

  • Smurfette1920

    “Who gone check me boo?”

  • http://disqus.com/ yoliewinecorporation

    Academy Sports Wear!!

  • OrchidJones-Work for Money

    Just chilling today y’all building a clubhouse because it’s Friday….I ain’t got no job…and i ain’ got $hit to do!!

    Nah but still Out of work but still working for the Lordt. Have a funeral to usher tonight tho.

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    A funeral tonight?

  • OrchidJones-Work for Money

    Yeah. More like viewing for family but it’s at the church service. So they need ushers.

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    I’m sorry who passed?

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    You changed you avi to something…different. Care to share?

  • OrchidJones-Work for Money

    No one in my family. Just church family. A man who was a bishop here in Baltimore so they have to do two services in his honor. Tonight and tomorrow.

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    *your

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Some of these suggested captions got me………. Y’all creative tho https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c5887f6529b7a1e4872b0fe81f14a3082e8f8054c7ea5ae2dae58332c7ba2b74.gif

  • Irony

    Big Bird is giving blank stare! He’s not to be toyed with. Lol

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Ahhhh. I see

  • MyNameIs

    ??I tried!

  • AskMe

    I’m too sexy for these shades…(Sang in my Right Said Fred voice)

  • MyNameIs

    Sitting at my desk paying bills. I’ll surely be glad when Xmas is oooooverrrr!

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    WHO?

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    there is a new post

  • zawnn

    Let me tell u. Idk if I’m getting sick but bihhh I’m shivering in this durn house. I feel so cold like i am outside

  • BayAreaValleyGirl

    Damn! I knew I should have used a condom

  • TeeTee

    I have nothing.. and obviously you don’t either….lol

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    You like this beard? You should see my others.

  • Irony

    Beards are becoming of him.

  • Cerebral Assassin

    The Most Overated Simp in the World: I don’t always dress my age, but when I do, you can bet I’m gonna trout pout.

  • Tynamight

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/86bc2eddc37d3384a292b71c3d17c19032fb9cbb94da72209c2fd911fa2a56eb.jpg

    “Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”

    — Derek Zoolander

    Read More: 10 Funny ‘Zoolander’ Quotes | http://thefw.com/funny-zoolander-quotes/?trackback=tsmclip

    “Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”

    — Derek Zoolander

    Read More: 10 Funny ‘Zoolander’ Quotes | http://thefw.com/funny-zoolander-quotes/?trackback=tsmclip
    “Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”

    — Derek Zoolander

    Read More: 10 Funny ‘Zoolander’ Quotes | http://thefw.com/funny-zoolander-quotes/?trackback=tsmclip

    “Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”
    — Derek Zoolander

  • BayAreaValleyGirl

    “Started from Degrassi now we here”

  • Sherice Williams

    I got fake people, looking straight up to me, Straight up to my Face, Straight up to my Face :-)

  • Tynamight

    LOL

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    “I wonder if Rhi is going to answer her phone after the show”

  • Tynamight

    Drake’s inner thoughts: “Do what you practiced in the mirror. Do what you practiced in the mirror.”

  • BayAreaValleyGirl

    When you eat the box right before you go out and now you gotta smell fish until you get home

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    And succeeded! Yours was hilarious

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Oh wow,, I know they appreciate your time sacrifice. And that job is right around the corner. Just watch

  • Rayne

    Drake: I don’t always whine, but when I do I whine classily. Stay monotone my friends. ?

  • BayAreaValleyGirl

    “My stylist told me this beard will help me look less emotional. I hope it works”

  • BayAreaValleyGirl

    And this years Barry Manilow award goes to…Drake!

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    THE male industry groupie. I can see the thirst in his eyes. I see you found Drakes jacked profile picture. The smizing , transition lenses, faux hard look , tie less suit to let the menz know his body is ready. Ugh I feel like Martin when he Bet he could be nice to Pam for a week. No matter how hard I try, I can’t say anything nice about Wheel chair Jimmy. His droopy D basset hound face annoys me.

  • Sheila The’Diva

    Clones got to work too.

  • sweetbrownsugar

    Caption: You mean to tell me you don’t know if I want it shaken or stirred?!

  • Libra80sBaby

    @SandraRose….Who won??????

  • MissIndyStara

    Hold up….let me get my, “I’m a man” pose together.

  • Tynamight

    CONGRATS thrift-store-jungle!!!

  • n1kk1a

    ??? Congrats!

  • MyNameIs

    congrats!

  • scentsychick30

    Congrats

  • thrift.store.jungle

    thanks Auntie!! ? [and thank u fellow roses for the well wishes ?]

    happy holidays!!

  • Fendi aka Erin Blockabitch

    Not Transitions lenses… ????

  • Fendi aka Erin Blockabitch

    Congratulations!

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    Congrats ?

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    Congrats WOWWWhooooOOOOOOO

  • thehumble1

    congratulations!!!!!!!!

  • LaynaLaine

    Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • S T

    Seeee! U got it. ??But I lost ?

  • S T

    Thank you for your vote?

  • pure_rachet

    Congrats!!

  • Dane

    Congatulations!!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    My nips are froze. This is torture!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    or pregnant ?

  • Vonn

    No thank you.

  • Ladyvil

    Ole d**k riding Drake he aint a Christian