A guy named Sergeant Willie Pete breaks down Lauren London’s responses in a recent King magazine interview. I couldn’t stop laughing at his raw analysis of black women who love them some thug men. But after the laughter, the cold reality is that this is how our young black women think.

Here’s an excerpt from the article that the sergeant most objected to:

KING: So you want a man who’s both honest and thug?

London: An authentic gangsta—that deletes about half the rap game off your list. I love guys who are street. I won’t even give soft guys a chance. Menace II Society is my shit! Caine was like my first crush. Actually, O-Dog was my true dream guy. I was in love with him, from that opening scene where he pops the convenience-store worker. He had me from that gunshot [laughs]. He was ’hood, and I loved that.

In retrospect, I never knew London, who played Nu Nu in the movie ATL, was so dumb. But maybe this is God’s plan: to take the dumbest of our women and put them together with the dumbest men (thugs) and hope that they don’t procreate thus canceling each other out.