Pseudo-celebrity Kim Kardashian posted a pic of herself at age 14 on her Myspace page to dispel rampant rumors that her boobs are artificially enhanced.

We here at SR.com chuckle at the fact that Kim completely sidesteps the rumors that her butt is as fake as Beyonce’s wedding ring.

There is no explanation on her Myspace as to why her butt magically inflates and deflates on a daily basis. So in an effort to discover the truth, we sent Kim K a friend request on her Myspace page.

Not that we’re into child pr0n or anything, but we want to ask her if she can post a pic of herself from the back at age 14 so we can compare her butt then and now.

We doubt she will respond.