The first time I heard Maino’s “Hi Hater”, I thought it was a hot track, but I didn’t get my hopes up that Maino might be “The One” to bring Hip Hop back.
Maino’s “2009 Predictions” (Hustle Hard Entertainment) has me convinced. I love it! It’s been a long time since a Hip Hop track made me cheese this hard! 😀
Here’s Maino’s predictions for ’09 (I’m sure I missed a few):
The Knicks will still suck
Angela Simmons will lose her virginity
Amy Winehouse will mess around and O.D.
Rappers will still get robbed
Real and Chance is coming out the closet
This year somebody’s going to get killed on World Star
Remmy Ma going to win her appeal
Lil Wayne is getting more weirder this year!
More girl on girl sex this year
Foxy Brown is finished, she’s coming out with a sex tape
Chris Brown and Rihanna will make it to September
Jay Z and Beyonce will have a baby
We’ll see more tighter clothes on Kanye
Cam is coming back
Yung Berg still won’t get his chain back
Cops will still shoot us and get away with it
Al Sharpton’s going to march and not do a thing again
Another book by Supahead is coming soon about how to suck d*ck using autotunes
50 Cent will be the first real rapper on Oprah
And Maino will be the next to blow!
Props to loyal reader Preston for sending this!
