According to record label sources who requested anonymity, Keri Hilson’s sophomore album Calling All Boys, which dropped yesterday, is projected to sell over 100,000 albums.
Music industry Think Tank HitsDailyDouble.com (which hasn’t posted its estimated numbers online yet) has CAB set to push 90-100k in sales in the first week. Keri’s “follow-up to last year’s gold debut [is] seeing big love at Urban, [cross]over and now crossing Top 40,” raved the staff over at HITS which ranked Keri at #2 on their Vibe-Rater list.
Keri’s record label, which does their own projections, has CAB going over the 100K mark for the 1st week. By comparison, her debut album, In a Perfect World, sold 94,000 copies in the 1st week.
Check out VIBE magazine‘s behind-the-scenes pics from Keri’s recent cover shoot after the break!
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Who is buying that garbage. in this economy folks got $10 to waste
I call BS on your source
Miss Keri Baby
She takes a lot of hard knocks but she is ok with me
I’m still confused on Keri’s look and style or lack there of and for real she need to stop partying at nite cuz those bags under her eyes are far too visible
DEAD as shyt @Sandra labeling this post “Gay Pride”……
I cannot stop laughing…
@Sandra
You know DAMNED well KEri’s album is “No Boys Allowed” and Keyshi’s is “Calling ALl Hearts!”
LEAVE THE WEED ALONE, SANDRA!!
Keri Hilson’s ‘Calling All Boys’ Projected To Sell Over 100k
I like Keri…And I like the songs I have heard from her so far
@Phrozen
OMG I wanted to KILL that MAN myself I effn DESPISE CHILD ABUSERS
kwall says:
DEAD as shyt @Sandra labeling this post “Gay Pride”……
I cannot stop laughing…
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Girl, get out of my head. That was my only comment.
Gay pride, what’d I miss?
She must be working with Tyler Perry or Chris Stokes or something.
I thought it was called “No Boys Allowed.” She is pretty to me.
@Choco that’s crazy babes! I was just reading about it i’m like WHOA! he got 19 years…..ummmm he needs life w/ NO PAROLE or a needle!
Wait, I just noticed the title, “Calling All Boys”
Just dead at that! SR you be cuttin up
Choco says:
I’m still confused on Keri’s look and style or lack there of and for real she need to stop partying at nite cuz those bags under her eyes are far too visible
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Im thinking she a lot older than they are sayin.. she does look old in the face and her dress style is fit for a middle aged person. Keri aint the biznez- but I do like her song ” pretty girl rock”
@Man she is BEAUTIFUL! But I want to make friends with her so I can say #THIS ——–> “Baby girl you fine as hell, if you could just stop the crotch grabbing and MJ emulating WE just MIGHT take you seriously” I’d then flick her nipple and then walk off….
I’m gonna buy her album…I love Keri! I support my fellow Atl girls!…
at the gay pride tag
Sandra you’s a slick AZZ somebody ain’t chu…
“Gay Pride” as the label
“Calling All Boys” as the title
I gotta leave this post right NAH…I got TEARS…
Phrozen1der says:
Sandra have you heard about “Douglas Perlitz” the guy who founded a school for boys in Haiti has been sentenced and found guilty of raping youth for over a decade….?
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Phrozen
That monster got 20 years or something like that???
@West
I like her that song also but being 40 Imma need Keri to class it up cuz this lil ciara rihanna image she trying to pull of IS PATHETIC
@Phrozen
I just hope he gets treated the same way in prison
kwall says:
DEAD as shyt @Sandra labeling this post “Gay Pride”……
I cannot stop laughing…
AS FAR AS KERI HILSON……….ALL I GET FROM HER IS PRETTY…. AND …….. AND……. AND WHEN I WAS WATCHING HER ON 106 AND PARK LAST NIGHT I WAS JUST ……….. UMMMM…………. YEAH I STILL COME UP WITH NOTHIN
@ kwall
what up?? is she gay or something??? I dont get it??!!
I’ll probably leave this CD in the store. Kerri just doesn’t have that ‘IT’ factor. She tries too hard.
Phrozen…….IMA PUNCH YOU ABOUT YOUR RANDOM NIPPLE FLICKING OMG
Choco- whos 40?
Damnnn Im soooo sleepy and My BED is calling my name
@West
Im 40
Ciara sold 34,000. Ciara can teach dance classes at Everest College
what up?? is she gay or something??? I dont get it??!!
but really…now that I THINK ABOUT IT…main place I EVER heard that was THIS DAYUM BLOG…
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there have been rumors that ms. keri
main place I EVER heard that was THIS DAYUM BLOG…
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Ciara can teach dance classes at Everest College
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DAYUM IT EB…Ain’t Everest and ONLINE school…???
I hate each and erryone of yall…ALL YALL…
AND WHEN I WAS WATCHING HER ON 106 AND PARK LAST NIGHT I WAS JUST ……….. UMMMM…………. YEAH I STILL COME UP WITH NOTHIN
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My 15 yo watches 106 ERRYDAY without fail…and that ISH on 106 and Park the song she did first yesterday…had my daughter, me, and my BF all just about in a gatdayum COMA…he was on the computer and that ish went off and he was like “THANK GOODNESS!!!”
@ Kwall- Dont let Sandra fool you- she think EVERYBODY is gay
kwall says:
Ciara can teach dance classes at Everest College
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DAYUM IT EB…Ain’t Everest and ONLINE school…???
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I don’t know about the online part but I do know it’s the one that has the commercials that come on during shows like Jerry Springer and the broke Lisa Ray look-alike with the ring on each finger is talking.
I have had my laughs for the day. I’m gone for the day
he was on the computer and that ish went off and he was like “THANK GOODNESS!!!”
Damn shame when she irritate the entire family 
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so this is were errbody at :coffe:
Choco says:
@West
Im 40
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Oh ok- 40 isnt old.. but you do look good girl :wink
Bye All!!!
I like Keri! I don’t buy CD’s often but I may go pick it up. I liked her last CD “In a Perfect World” ALOT! I haven’t heard anything bad about this new one so far.
Aight folks!
I’mout to go get my hurr did!
Peace!
OMG I have another 2 hours in this bish
Good for her. Her live singing is better than her CD singing as I noticed on Vh1 Diva’s.”Pretty Girl Rock” is my song and the video is very good (great concept). She is pretty but I agree with West Coast Chick she seems older around 30-33 which is young but the industry these days wouldn’t think so.
there have been rumors that ms. keri but really…now that I THINK ABOUT IT…main place I EVER heard that was THIS DAYUM BLOG…
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I heard it here too and her naming the CD “No Boys Allowed” ain’t gonna help them to stop. Even though I think she probably meant no boys but men are welcome
Sandra, I bet you get death threats on a daily basis. You trippin!!!
Keri’s album is “No Boys Allowed” but I’m sure KeyCol will thank you for the publicity.
Alright chall :wave: I’ll be back a lil while tomorrow. My boss has been “working from home” and her Communicator said she been “In A Meeting” for the last 68 minutes…. :twisted up mouf emoti: YEAH RIGHT… I am supposed to stay til 5…but my black azz making a run for it NAH…at 4:01 p.m.!
PEACE…
imarie aka lalie says:
I’ll probably leave this CD in the store. Kerri just doesn’t have that ‘IT’ factor. She tries too hard.
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agreed!
She’ll never be a cross over star like Beyonce or Rihanna- but she does have strong urban star power… she can be the next great too short or e40??
@West Yeah!
@Choco I agree, but then again he might like it….
@ChaCha
Sooo sleepy I am
Ugh @ Phrozen your right I didn’t think of that – he deserves torture tho OMG when that man said he woke up and had semen on his pants WTF
@ Danielle
my 15 yr old daughter likes it, and she has a pretty good ear for music.. I bought it for her for Chrsitmas actually- she liked both of her debut singles, so I thought it’d be worth it
I’ll give it a personal rating and let you know… BTW- have you heard fanny’s new CD??? its nice! Neyo’s too
Dear Sandra,
How you gone paper this blog with Keri’s album and go and put up a post calling it the wrong damn name?
Did her money run out or did she stop giving you that good good all of a sudden?
Sincerely,
Confuzzled
pinksghetti says:
Good for her. Her live singing is better than her CD singing as I noticed on Vh1 Diva’s.”Pretty Girl Rock” is my song and the video is very good (great concept). She is pretty but I agree with West Coast Chick she seems older around 30-33 which is young but the industry these days wouldn’t think so.
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yup, she old skool – girating all around, makin herself look even more stupid
@West
Funny I got NEYO”s already and told my daughter I wanted Tasia but damn that girl rubs me the wrong way
@Choco
I didn’t see that part….. People are sadistic man, especially authority figures. I guess that’s why I’m such a realist now…
yup, she old skool – girating all around, makin herself look even more stupid
SHUT UP KERI
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Soooo TRUE she should STOP and then her interviews are supposeldly soooo risque
First of all, I thought the album was titles NO BOYS ALLOWED, not CALLING ALL BOYS, but maybe I missed something.
I really like Keri she is so cute, I dont think she can sing very well but she is soo pretty in th is industry thats all that matters.
Isn’t the title of her album “No Boys Allowed” not ” Calling All Boys”
The album is decent like I said in a previous post. I like variety of music so I’m not as hard on artist.
yup, she old skool – girating all around, makin herself look even more stupid
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She’s probably saying “this is what the young folks are doing so I better try to get hip and learn those moves”.
whats going on in here
@Phrozen
yes he drugged one man that made him fall asleep and when he awoke he saw his pants
Kitrina says:
Who is buying that garbage.
I logged in just to say who the fukk buyn this sh’t??
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OFF TOPIC: Any body here the Judge in the Antwaun Cook vs. Paul Cook divorce hearing judge in his favor and determine the couple was seperated
*comes in doing the Pretty Girl Rock*
Whatchall tawkin bout?
@THERAPIST
“OFF TOPIC: Any body here the Judge in the Antwaun Cook vs. Paul Cook divorce hearing judge in his favor and determine the couple was seperated”
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MOVE ON PAULA!!!
MZ D i was sitting here waiting on you
whats goin on with you
@Choco WOW!
@Therapist you would make sure your bruh was exonerated, and then report it back huh??
@ Al…………At work bored as hell reading Cross Fire. What’s up with you?
@DIMPZ
**looks around for Ace**
:bootypinch:
Well hello to you to Man. :peen jerk:
@Phroz….lol that was more in defense of Fantasia rather Cook…but yeah that too. Gotta look out for the bruh
Choco says:
@West
Funny I got NEYO”s already and told my daughter I wanted Tasia but damn that girl rubs me the wrong way
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yeah- I dont like fanny nasty lookin azz either, but her CD was worth the 2 bucks I bought it for… from the bootlegger-
but I’d buy it in the store though- I really liked it.. it was better than Akeys last one.
You are such a chump and I HATE YOUR DOUBLESTANDARDS
Don’t talk to me anymore today you have nerve giving me grief JERK
nothing Moving On is all
When you and Choc gone kiss and makeup?
@West
Maybe that’s what I’ll do try to get a bootleg copie cuz I don’t wanna spend my money on her but the couple of songs I’ve heard I like and I absolutely hate when she takes her shoes off I MEAN I HATE IT
I like a few songs on the album, but I won’t buy the entire album….
Go Keri!!
@Therapist Understood my dude…
@DIMPZ
Everytime we make up AL puts his foot right back in his mouth
is registration open? judging by some of these comments, it is.
Mz D she had a baby on me by man Aint No Kissin or making up
@ Choco…That ain’t good ma!
Al take that back you have been kissing hugging waiting flirting so what do you expect
@Dimpz
No it’s not – He gives me grief tho OL SUCKA (Esther from Fred Sanford)
LMAO that dayum Everst College commerical just came on
@ West Coast Chick
Please do
No I don’t have Fanny’s CD 
A friend of mine told me she like Keyshia’s new CD tho.
@ Choco and why you talkin to other people about our problems thats why we are right here now
you always got to let somebody else in. MZ D dont talk to her
kwall says:
DEAD as shyt @Sandra labeling this post “Gay Pride”……
I cannot stop laughing…
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Lawd @ having Man’s kid. Good luck with that.
@ Choco…..Maybe you should spank him until he get some ackrite
MZ D dont talk to her
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@AL come on babe I dont wanna
*backin goutta Choco and Al’s bitness* :wave:
@Dimpz
Spanking AL will only turn him on
*backin goutta Choco and Al’s bitness*
Dont listen to that E BULLY 
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Why does everbody clown Everest I graduated from there Class of Wednesday
I got a degree in loud talkin and putting down “you people with out an honorary certificate of involvment in online paralegal assistant program what you got 
YSoSerious says:
Dear Sandra,
How you gone paper this blog with Keri’s album and go and put up a post calling it the wrong damn name?
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@ choco dont talk to her and i am not an ebully
Why does everbody clown Everest I graduated from there Class of Wednesday
CRAZED
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@AL
You are an ebully you have ordered her and I not to talk
pinksghetti says:
there have been rumors that ms. keri but really…now that I THINK ABOUT IT…main place I EVER heard that was THIS DAYUM BLOG…
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That’s a lie. That rumor was on every blog.
I’m still talking to you Choc. Just staying out of you and Al’s situation.
@Sandra
You still ain’t answer the question though.
That’s a lie. That rumor was on every blog.
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I suggested it is up to her to comply and why are you still talking to me.
@Dimpz
Girl Al is killing me
ON EMAIL TOO
I suggested it is up to her to comply and why are you still talking to me.
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@DIMPZ
“Well hello to you to Man. :peen jerk: ”
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**tips hat**
The PROPER way a lady should greet a gentleman.
So disrespectful I asked you not to talk …….swoooooooooooo woo sa
:side eye: @ Man
@ALBOY
“Why does everbody clown Everest I graduated from there Class of Wednesday I got a degree in loud talkin and putting down “you people with out an honorary certificate of involvment in online paralegal assistant program what you got”
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Did dis nicca say “Class of Wednesday???” I guess you did the “Two-Day Program.”
I had to go the whole week! You must be a genius or sumptin!
@SANDRA
Don’t you get tired of people tryin to count YOUR money?
Yall know auntie be tryna sneak one in! Lmao @ calling all boys! I actually am feeling all the songs I’ve heard from keris album.. so im buying it!
Yep a lot of hits like I said *does the pretty girl rock* Keep em talking Keri
Hello at H-Town and Danielle.
Clowns all of yall
including Sandra with the gay pride I cant 
@ yall. THIS AIN’T VERY XMAS LIKE
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WHO ARE YOU Talking calm down Hey Mz D there goes anybody else to talk to
So disrespectful I asked you not to talk
Come on boo 
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H Tine how you ma?
Miss Harlem how you baby _ _ _ _ been Missing You
@AL
I see all to clear you will soooo miss this
@ choco i aint licking nothin you have @ Man Baby in you its ova
For ALBoy & Choco
Break up to make up
That’s all we do
First you love me
Then you leave me
That’s a game for fools
Miss what its another dudes baby in there
its over
Al stop it there is no child we didn’t get to finish you burned the car roasted smores and waited for the police- Come here baby and nuzzle your head between my boobs
No and WHERE IS SOLODIVA SHE KNOWS HOW TO TREAT ME!
Hey Yso! :wave:
@YSO
HE IS SOOO DONE WITH ME 
That was on point
No and WHERE IS SOLODIVA SHE KNOWS HOW TO TREAT ME!
comeone you have me 
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Baby
YSO ain no Fool and i dont do LOVE!
@DIMPZ
He is but see that fool need to stop flirting all the damn time
Seems I missed a few things today.
MZ D
i am not mad i just know that there will be a lil khaki colored fatherless baby out there and i got my feelings hurt so it is what it is
@YSO
I mean AL is always flirting so that’s not new but I had to get revenge and MAN and I were stuck in YUGO together – I only had his finger in my mouth tho
@Choco
Maybe you should try tickling his prostate.
i am not mad i just know that there will be a lil khaki colored fatherless baby out there and i got my feelings hurt so it is what it is
khaki colored
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Al stop MAN and I didn’t do anything
Yso Choco took the 3.5 from man and she is at least two post pregnant then talking bout oh you spoke to ole girl this makes us even. Themn you wonder why we didnt get not one vote for couple of the year I didnt even vote for us
@AL
“WHERE IS SOLODIVA SHE KNOWS HOW TO TREAT ME!”
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Solo Diva knows how to treat you????? Dis nicca KILLIN me today!
Maybe you should try tickling his prostate.
GOOD IDEA
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i just got my xmas bonus. now i can upgrade my flight to firstclass.
(dont mind me)
@Choco
His finger huh? Well I guess it’s small enough to get confused like that.
@ Yso make sure you come put some on my book if she try it cause its gone be some slow sangin and flower brangin
@CHOCO
” I only had his finger in my mouth tho ”
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???
That wasn’t my finger…
Themn you wonder why we didnt get not one vote for couple of the year I didnt even vote for us
Al ummmm 
That’s cool cuz I didn’t vote for us either
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Stop picking on me you are SOOOOO MEAN didn’t you like what I just did to you?
@ALBOY
“make sure you come put some on my book if she try it cause its gone be some slow sangin and flower brangin”
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Time to take Choco’s picture to the Tee shirt man!
That wasn’t my finger…
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Dont eff help
Dead @ khaki-colored fatherless child. #ThisNinjaIsKillinME!
*Pats Man on head* there there, it was an honest mistake
@YSO
Well I guess it’s small enough to get confused like that.
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Jealousy is very unattractive in a lady.
@ Choco oh so you didnt do nothin huh I guess you was sucking a banana then
@AL
I wasn’t sucking on anything hun and NO I didn’t do anything you torched the effn car
ALBOY hey babe you are a mess but I am not surprised that it missed me
aint no baby up in chere
Oh wow…I don’t think I can with y’all today…:rofl:
@AL
My bad homie. I ain’t know you was down wit Choco like that. I ain’t goin lie. I to’ that azz up.
If it makes you feel any better, she said she “felt bad” as she was wiping off her face.
@YSO
You can
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA
Don’t you get tired of people tryin to count YOUR money?
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Who is counting my money?
HOMEWRECKER!
@ Choco Nah dont start shootin now you wouldnt shootin earlier in the walmart parking lot sittin in the Yugo Super Sport sitting on the 13in Peter Pauls
My bad homie. I ain’t know you was down wit Choco like that. I ain’t goin lie. I to’ that azz up.
This did not happen you are not a good friend
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See…Y’all got me flucking up emoticons and chit.
@AL
OMG really tho seriously how many more time do I have to sit and watch you kiss or hug or flirt you are being really biased
Miss Harlem just to put it out there I had that Vas done so aint no chances of no babies just saying. we still have unfinished business Anyway
Man ummm Al has hurt my feelings really bad and I now need a shoulder to cry on
ALBOY I believe we do
HEY YALL been lurking and working all day
There goes ALBoy and his fickle pickle again.
Just droppin in to wish my SR fam a Merry Christmas I hope santa forgives ya’ll for how ya’ll cut up on here!!
@ Choco….Didn’t he tell you he was #teamdoublestandards?
@CHOCO
“My bad homie. I ain’t know you was down wit Choco like that. I ain’t goin lie. I to’ that azz up.
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This did not happen you are not a good friend”
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I’m sorry, but I MUST tell the truth.
You “inhaled” all 3.5 of me.
DIMPZ
Yes but still Im TEAMGETBACK
OHONEYYYYYYYYY Hey babez
If it makes you feel any better, she said she “felt bad” as she was wiping off her face
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Had to laugh at this but i will be pistol whippin @ Man right after this though .
I aint the dude thats like i dont blame the other Man nah i blame everybody i making reservations at the ICU for all involved parties Im tryin to paralize both of yall
@MAN
NOOOOO I DIDN’T YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 
@DIMPZ
“If it makes you feel any better, she said she “felt bad” as she was wiping off her face.
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HOMEWRECKER!
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I got “Fantasia’d”… I didn’t KNOW she was wit someone!
@Choco
I thought you said Man was like a brother to you? Playing hide the Swiss Roll in backseats and chit and getting his cream filling everywhere.
Ohoney how you baby merry christmas and all that cant speak for too long people my go out and have another baby on me if i do
Hey y’all! :wave: Bye y’all!
Had to laugh at this but i will be pistol whippin @ Man right after this though .
I aint the dude thats like i dont blame the other Man nah i blame everybody i making reservations at the ICU for all involved parties Im tryin to paralize both of yall
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No need for all of that NOTHING HAPPENED @ MAN so STOP it we barely escaped the YUGO engulfed in flames I REPEAT NOTHING HAPPENED
the real deal is with whatever might have happened with Candi and I @ Man wanted some get back but hope it was worth a life in a hoveround
You guys be good CHOCO dont shoot ALBOY and MAN behave yourself and as usual YSO I see you. Its time for my spa appointment I shall hit this up tomorrow for the last day of the week
@Choco
“Had to laugh at this but i will be pistol whippin @ Man right after this though .
I aint the dude thats like i dont blame the other Man nah i blame everybody i making reservations at the ICU for all involved parties Im tryin to paralize both of yall
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No need for all of that NOTHING HAPPENED @ MAN so STOP it we barely escaped the YUGO engulfed in flames I REPEAT NOTHING HAPPENED”
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**whispering to Choco**
“Did you get the condom out the car??”
@YSO
I was desperate for attn AL was being overly attentive like he is now and I made a mistake and asking MAN to chill
@AL
I did not have a baby on you with MAN – MAN don’t take care of his kids so there is no WAY
@ Yso thats what she told me too oh he my Little brother i guess he was checking you temperature then huh
@AL
“the real deal is with whatever might have happened with Candi and I @ Man wanted some get back but hope it was worth a life in a hoveround ”
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Those be fighting words right there mister!
:hugs: @ Harlem
MAN don’t take care of his kids so there is no WAY
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There are so many upstanding adults out there that long for children and are willing to raise them. I’m just doin my part to supply those people with kids.
@ALBoy
CALM DOWN! Just calm. The fluck. Down!…Can I get a couple of licks in too?
I’m not taking sides, understand, I just don’t like be left out of a good beat down…Is that wrong?
thats what she told me too oh he my Little brother i guess he was checking you temperature then huh
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Oh let me give you dome is asking someone to chill
You should have thought about him not taking care of kids before you “engulfed the 3.5in” and before he “to that azz up” sorry while you wiping your face
**whispering to Choco**
Whatever could you be talking about 
“Did you get the condom out the car??”
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I didn’t give him any dome you took my coupons aways
fighting words
somebody aint going home tonight get the ER ready 
@AL
Ima tell everything! Choco and I started messin round RIGHT after yall got together. I told Choco you would notice. She said she would just say “we cool” and “like brother and sister” and you would never suspect.
She REALLY didn’t like you flirtin with Solo. She
with ANGER that nite!
@Choco
Sorry hun but you don’t play the “innocent” role too well.
*backs into
so i don’t accidentally get hit*
Yso there are free christmas licking coupons available upon request xxx
@AL
Now don’t you be tryin to bring Candi into this! That innocent angel didn’t even know what a pe.nis looked like till she met me!
I don’t know where to begin
YSO I don’t have to act INNOCENT IM INNOCENT
@AL and ER
@MAN STOP you are sooo wrong he will believe some of that chit
Choco yo lil brother huh
*Didn’t know Man had Lance from The Best Man syndrome*
@CHOCO
“**whispering to Choco**
“Did you get the condom out the car??”
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Whatever could you be talking about ”
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**whispering**
“…I think I left the condom I was bangin you wit in the Yugo! Oh yeah, here, these are yours: **hands Choco thong panties** I stuffed ’em in my pocket when we had to take off.”
Yso there are free christmas licking coupons available upon request
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And this is Y I ended up in a Burning Yugo with MAN cuz of AL
@MzD
I’d join you but I want a front row seat for this chit.
@ALBoy
Keep your coupons boo. I’m sure you have so many others lined up and waiting for that Good Richard you seem so happy to offer everyone.
Okay now this about MAN and AL and MAN mad at AL over Candi cuz I didn’t do anything with MAN
Snatches thongs HOW DA HAIL DID HE GET THESE
@CHOCO
“Yso there are free christmas licking coupons available upon request xxx “-AL
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WHOA!
Dis nigga is HEATED to be offerin that to…. “everybody.”
Good Richard you seem so happy to offer everyone
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BINGO!
That innocent angel didn’t even know what a pe.nis looked like till she met me
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She acted the same way with me :coffe: was she gagging and choking with you too
How yall gone drag Candi through the mud when she not here to defend herself?
@AL
You know what. It ain’t THAT bad dawg. It was just me and you with Choco so it ain’t like she was FUGGIN ALL THE WAY OVA YOU. Now if someone else comes up then it’s TROUBLE, TROUBLE!
Yso go change a gravi or something that good richard is and always will be monogomous
@Man
DONT HELP
I need a slap face emoticon
Mz D nobody draggin her i said Gagging gagging her
thats how rumors get started
@AL
was she gagging and choking with you too 
“That innocent angel didn’t even know what a pe.nis looked like till she met me
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She acted the same way with me
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**callin rape hotline on Al**
Well, Choco did see Ace’s peen.
#InstigatingLikeAMuthaflucka
@ choco Im glad its funny its gone be even funnier when i end up being the first Dude on ESnapped
Yso go change a gravi or something
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Well, Choco did see Ace’s peen.
#InstigatingLikeAMuthaflucka
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Didn’t I say earlier today Sistas before Dicktas BISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CHOCO SAW WHAT?! >:(
*Goes to find Ace’s beige ass* Good looking out Yso
Im glad its funny its gone be even funnier when i end up being the first Dude on ESnapped
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Hun NO NEED TO SNAP NOTHING OCCURRED!
@CHOCO
Now WHOLE UP! See, you lied about Al and you said you had stopped fuggin wit Ace!
the real deal was all i said was i got El debarge tickets and it went from Halo to XXXalo i was like dont you have a dude she was like NO finish me she was respectful though she used your clothes to clean up the mess
CHOCO SAW WHAT?! >:(
*Goes to find Ace’s beige ass* Good looking out Yso
YSO WRONG AS CHIT ACE DON”T KNOW WHATS COMING HIS WAY
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Why don’t that damned mad emoticon ever work?!
Now WHOLE UP! See, you lied about Al and you said you had stopped fuggin wit Ace!
ACE and I don’t have anything going LIKE You and I DON”T
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Yalll all going to HELL
I’m gone slit his damned throat with that Dip It Low single he bought!
I know she saw dudes junk she told me he is one of her patients and she had to check him out. Wait so that was a lie too!
I abhor people that don’t respect other people’s relationships!
QUIT CHEATIN AND HOE-IN IN 2011!
@CHOCO
“Now WHOLE UP! See, you lied about Al and you said you had stopped fuggin wit Ace!
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Yalll all going to HELL ACE and I don’t have anything going LIKE You and I DON”T
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You with Ace “LIKE” you with me???? OH HAIL NO! I KISSED YOU AND ER’THANG!!!!
@ Mz D why dont we just swap pics and it will all be even!
I know she saw dudes junk she told me he is one of her patients and she had to check him out. Wait so that was a lie too!
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that was no lie he said something grew on it so I looked at it TIS ALL
Kiss me AL please hun
No relationships just hoelationships in 2011
@Man
I was not with ACE I’ve only been with AL – Ace and Dimpz date
So abhor your damn self
@ Al……….I don’t believe this. I was so good to him! I was gone let him chauffer me around in his new car and everything!
#NinjasAin’tShyt!
*looks for pics to send Al*
@AL
“the real deal was all i said was i got El debarge tickets and it went from Halo to XXXalo i was like dont you have a dude she was like NO finish me she was respectful though she used your clothes to clean up the mess ”
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kiss man kiss ace kiss that taupe baby yall got
Not your candi My Candi ijust let you do the trickin
@AL
“Kiss me AL please hun”-Choco
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DON’T DO IT!
kiss man kiss ace kiss that taupe baby yall got
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that’s it THERE IS NO BABY
DIMPZ WHOLE UP Don’t be sending chit to AL
@ Choco…Something grew on it?!
Something like what?! #Glad we ain’t got all physical and shyt yet
@Man
How come you are turning on me – I swear the PERFECT JERK
I really can’t no more…
@Dimpz
Another INCH
I’m not sending nobody nothin. Gonna keep my E-legs crossed and my hands folded in my lap!
@ Choco…………Oh. Why come he was showing you that though?
@ALBOY
“Not your candi My Candi ijust let you do the trickin”
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MEET ME OUTSIDE NIGGA!
@Yso……..He wrong for calling that child all shades of melaninless.
@Dimpz
One day he said he felt like sending me a peen shot and you erryone on SR encouraged it but this was before you ACE started dating
So…Are we naming the baby Manoco if it’s a boy or Chocan if it’s a girl.
meant to say you know…
@AL
Dude, be a MAN and take care of that child! You feed it enough and it’s goin look like you.
Throw shoe at YSO yall better stop talking baby talk on my azz WORDS have POWER
@ Choco……………….Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh My bish. I never doubted you for a second.
*fingers crossed*
You feed it enough and it’s goin look like you.
DAMN
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IM NOT PREGGERS
@Dimpz
:hugs: Thats wassup
YSO Azz need girl scout lesson
**Maury voice**
Al, you’re the only father that child knows. Take good care of it. Be a man.
LOL I doubt Yso is wishing Rosemanny’s baby on you.
Shouldn’t Yso be goin work on her gravi or something?
I’m gone need Jazzy Pha to stop talking to me. *looking like he just walked up on a buffet*
@DIMPLEZ
“I’m gone need Jazzy Pha to stop talking to me. *looking like he just walked up on a buffet*”
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I ain’t goin lie, this gravie has been slowly killing me. I think Ima keep it up for a while.
Aiitee FOLKS
for the Laughs I will be back here Manana
FUNNNNNNNNN DAY in SR I have laughed all day
Nope. Yso is right where she needs to be.
boy i aint rasin nobodies children especially not a flouresent beige one.
Lmao @ flourescent beige
By @ Ole girl
@ YSo i might have sid some strong comments earlier that weren;t meant to be mean so i apologize and forgive me for trying to offer you this good richard even though it would Change yo life i should not have offered it to you
I am about to get out of here so i will talk to you guys tommorow
@ALBoy
You leave their love child alone. It ain’t Manoco’s fault he was brought into this world under less than ideal circumstances.
(gets together some ideas on gifts for the e-baby shower)
:bootypinch:
:dryhump:
@ Yso……….what kinda shower will that be? We’d have to have it at a stripclub for it to be in it’s proper place.
We cool.
(daps your prostate)
nevermind my Boss just came back
Go Home!
@ Yso Ax chop to the face yea we cool
@AL
I tell ya’. Your prostate gettin molested like you sing for B2K or sumpin.
Oooh…I like this idea…We can wrap pink and blue streamers around the stripper pole.
LMAO @ pastel stripper poles. What kinda games we gonna play?!
@AL
“boy i aint rasin nobodies children especially not a flouresent beige one.”
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DIS CHILD NEEDS A GOOD HOME AND YOU WIT CHOCO SO YOU GOTTA TAKE THE CHILD TOO!
**shoves Choco pregnant azz into Al’s car**
@ Man…………leave them lil boys alone! Po babies got enough issues
Yso i thought we was bette than all the Rape talk
Cut Chocos air bag off and drives into on coming traffic
Damn Al!
@AL
“Cut Chocos air bag off and drives into on coming traffic”
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MY UNBORN SON!
@ this some shyt?! NOW it’s HIS son! Man the type of ninja love his kids from afar until they pass child support age. LOL
@DIMPZ
“@ this some shyt?! NOW it’s HIS son! Man the type of ninja love his kids from afar until they pass child support age. LOL”
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Yeah! Until he full grown or shows potential to be SOMETHING then it’s Al’s child!
**gives dap to Kenny Anderson**
after a quick run by the er Choco is fine Lil Baby Beige did not make it moment of silence for the khaki kid ……….
Baby Beige/Khaki Kid!
@AL
“after a quick run by the er Choco is fine Lil Baby Beige did not make it moment of silence for the khaki kid ……….”
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I loved lil Man Jr. so much! CURSE YOU AL!
*pours out a lil Kool-aid* Guess me and Yso can can the babyshower.
Poor Man, that was his potential meal ticket in 18yrs
you still got your three in FLA by Flo so you should be good
@DIMPZ
“Poor Man, that was his potential meal ticket in 18yrs”
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Now Ima have to put another one up in some chick and hope she got a sucka azz nicca to raise him and chit!
No have it we will take the gifts back to taget and go on a some expenses paid trip to Douglasville GA
@AL
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“you still got your three in FLA by Flo so you should be good
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They ain’t showin NO potential.
I guess I should check on dem bastids since it “Christmas” and chit. Ugh. They be wantin my “attention” and askin for me “love them and stay there for a while” and chit.
You know what, I ain’t callin ’em. Fluck it.
@DIMPZ
“Poor Man, that was his potential meal ticket in 18yrs”
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Now Ima have to put another one up in some chick and hope she got a sucka azz nicca to raise him and chit!
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I thought thats why you and Ms Bfly was on the outs cause she got pregnant on you
okay Im out folks
:sideeyes: @ Man
Night Al!
Wait a gotdamned minute!
…ALBoy is now a baby killer…Man is now a grieving almost father…AND THERE’S NO MORE BABY SHOWER!!
(throws streamers in garbage and tosses Spin the Baby Bottle at the nearest wall)
Y’ALL AIN’T CHIT. :wails:
Aww Yso!
It’s ok boo!
@ALBoy
Even if Choco takes your crazy self back I ain’t paying for you and her to smang it nowhere.
And Candi gone do more than dap your prostate when she hears the lies you been spreading about her.
(sniffs)
Thanks MzD. They just gone get a bish hopes up and chit. Got me buying onsies that say “Daddy’s Little Man-Whore” and everything.
(SNIFF)
Ummm, yea Sandra… thanks for the projections. A-hem. But what does Billboard estimate?? There ya go. Come back with an answer on that.
Morning!
Keri is a joke…….someone who tries entirely to hard. she has a better voice than keyshia cole but other than that 2010 maybe a good year. But I doubt it for 2011…keep tryin