At first I wasn’t going to post this garbage track because I didn’t want to disturb my equilibrium or cause serious damage to my eardrum.

But a lot of you are interested in this woman’s music for reasons that I don’t understand. To me, Beyonce sounds worse than Rihanna on a good day.

Today’s kids have no concept of what good music is. That’s why the record labels keep releasing this type of trash because they know you will accept whatever they put out with Beyonce’s name on it.

Anyway, I chose Dlisted’s post headline “Beyonce’s Latest Musical Seizure Leaks” as my headline of the week for obvious reasons. Didn’t you laugh out loud just reading that? I know I did! I also laughed out loud when I heard Bey’s track, “Girls (Who Run The World”, for the first time.

If you’re a high school drill team who is looking for a song that will clear the stands so you don’t have to stomp as hard, this is the shit for you! It’s also the song you need to experience if you’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to stick your head in a drum. Play at your own risk below: