At first I wasn't going to post this garbage track because I didn't want to disturb my equilibrium or cause serious damage to my eardrum.

But a lot of you are interested in this woman's music for reasons that I don't understand. To me, Beyonce sounds worse than Rihanna on a good day.

Today's kids have no concept of what good music is. That's why the record labels keep releasing this type of trash because they know you will accept whatever they put out with Beyonce's name on it.

Anyway, I chose Dlisted's post headline "Beyonce's Latest Musical Seizure Leaks" as my headline of the week for obvious reasons. Didn't you laugh out loud just reading that? I know I did! I also laughed out loud when I heard Bey's track, "Girls (Who Run The World", for the first time.

If you're a high school drill team who is looking for a song that will clear the stands so you don't have to stomp as hard, this is the shit for you! It's also the song you need to experience if you've always wanted to know what it feels like to stick your head in a drum. Play at your own risk below:

Pitiful.

  • flawless001

    I knew you were gonna come for her :coffee: took you longer than expected

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Honest Sand... some of us aren't as interested as you think :coffee:

  • Cha Cha

    At first I wasn’t going to post this garbage track because I didn’t want to disturb my equilibrium or cause serious damage to my eardrum.

    YET YOU WROTE ALL OF THIS AS WELL AS POSTED IT ANYWAY :rolleyes:

    TEAM BEYONCE :cheer:

    Knock IT OFF SANDRA!

  • TruGemini

    I :cosign: with Sandra. Although I don't know if I agree with her sounding worse than Rhianna...

    I don't get what it is about Beyonce. Her songs are a not good and this one right here...negro please.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :hugs: @ Cha!

  • TruGemini

    Anybody heard when Project Runway's coming back on?

  • Nicksocrazy

    Beyonce this is wack! Gotta come better than this. *hits play on my ipod* Wale "Beautiful Bliss" :whistle:

  • Daisy

    I don't like this song nor do I hate it. Folks went IN on this song on NBs site which shocked me cause aint nothing but Bey stans over there.

    I think my fav Bey songs are behind her *plays Get me Bodied*

    They hyped up this song and it didn't deliever maybe I will like the 2nd single

    Afternoon all :waves:

  • Queen_City Gem

    If you’re a high school drill team who is looking for a song that will clear the stands so you don’t have to stomp as hard, this is the shit for you:!
    __________________________________________

    :rofl:

    Why "then this is the shit for you" is so hilarious to me, I don't know...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hwh21ssO4M BK2ATLMAN

    yeah the song is wack, hopefully this is the unfinished version.. lol Even if this is the final version she will no doubt sell more records then riri.. haha and i don't care for Bey or Riri..

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Daisy....i think when it's hyped up it fails!! hope the video and next single does better.

    As a CERTIFIED BEY STAN........it left a little more to desire.

    She still great thou

  • prynsexxx

    I can see this song being played for ABDC routines!

  • http://absurdvanity.com AbsurdVanity

    I heard this isn't the final version. I stan for Beyonce' but this single is not acceptable.

  • http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

    Beyonce sounds worse than Rhi? Really :rofl: Oh ok...

    Sounds like something I can workout to. I like it. :shrug:

    #sueme

  • Cha Cha

    Sandra at least you listened to it.... and even if you half way liked it you wouldnt be honest enough to tell us that :rofl:

    As a CERTIFIED BEY STAN
    She still great tho!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    Sandra, when will you stop stalking this woman? NO MEANS NO!

  • FrenchGal

    Ok I guess well never get a track just like the 1st album.... :nono:

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    :gay:

  • West Coast Chick

    This song shows her level of intelligence.. she is as dumb as rocks.. she was on a hiatus... traveled the world and doesn't learn anything... who the fuk does that??!! Same typical messages that she had 10 years ago.. I'm like chile GROW THE FUK UP, SERIOUSLY... and give me my queen bee crown and trophy back! she aint deserve it! :nono:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    "To me, Beyonce sounds worse than Rihanna on a good day."

    Now you can not like Beyonce, you can hate this song...but you cant possibly think that Rihanna sounds better than this woman.

  • HoneyDip aka QueenSJ

    I don't stan for anybody because it's usually stans that will love and cry for anything Beyonce does, even if it's sh!t on a platter. :yes:

    Beyonce's a great singer and performer but this doesn't do it for me. It's all OVER the place. I feel like I've heard it all before and it's not because of the sample.

  • mirsmommy

    :dead: at Kingstonn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #ihatechu
    :rofl:

    That song is wiggidy wiggidy wiggidy wack!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Cha Cha we think a like!!!

  • Cariblife

    Beyonce needs more people cause this right here is a hot stinking pile of poo.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    :rofl:

  • momo

    Yeah, this song sucks. I'm bored with Beyonce & her camel toe husband.

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    mirs
    what i do? :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    kingstonn says:

    mirs
    what i do?
    ___________________

    You know!!!!! :rofl:

    #ijustfuggincantwithyouormansazzestoday

    Sooooooo :dead: and gone!!!!

  • FrenchGal

    West Coast Chick says:

    This song shows her level of intelligence.. she is as dumb as rocks.. she was on a hiatus… traveled the world and doesn’t learn anything… who the fuk does that??!! Same typical messages that she had 10 years ago.. I’m like chile GROW THE FUK UP, SERIOUSLY… and give me my queen bee crown and trophy back! she aint deserve it!
    __________________________________________________

    :cosign:

    Wow! You took the words right out my mouth! WTF and she is how old??? C'mon you could I have left this track for Willow.... :rolleyes:

  • Eb

    Where Mathew Knowles when you need him........

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    SMH @ Kingston :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

    Here we go...
    This is not even the finally product and Sandra knows it...

    I will not make a comment about the song until its OFFICIALLY released....

    Im sure Bey will be fine and the haters will continue to hate...
    -----------> Auntie Sandra

  • West Coast Chick

    @ FrenchGal... :yes: and Willow wouldve killed it too :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    SMH @ Kingston
    ________________

    Shake it hard, Choco, shake it hard. :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    could I have left this track for Willow
    ____________________
    :rofl: This is horrible becuz Willow is now gonna be catapaulted into STARDOM with very little talent

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    I guess I supposed to respond *shrugs*

  • mirsmommy

    Choco & Kingstonn - you've got mail.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @MIRS
    She bring the underground out of all of us :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @EB
    "Where Mathew Knowles when you need him…….."
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    ... prolly denying some child somewhere.
    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :popcorn: Awww chit :rofl:

    Mirs check yours back

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @EB
    “Where Mathew Knowles when you need him……..”
    _____________________________________________________________________________
    … prolly denying some child somewhere.

    --------------------------
    :rofl:
    you aint chit Manuel..

  • Daisy

    I was waiting for one of yall to say she shld have left this song for Williow lol

    @Eb :lol:

    The track has been sampled a lot can't believe she used it as well

    I "stan" in fun only :yes:

  • West Coast Chick

    I think Jay is doing this on purpose.. sabotaging her career ...I'm sure they could have came up with a better direction than this... this is too child like

  • anti-PC

    Auntie, Beyonce's songs may be mediocre but the girl can actually sing. Please YouTube her and Destiny's Child (with the original members, not the knock-offs) singing Amazing Grace live. She KILLS it. Ain't no way in the world Rhianna is better than her.

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

    West Coast Chick says:

    This song shows her level of intelligence.. she is as dumb as rocks.. she was on a hiatus… traveled the world and doesn’t learn anything… who the fuk does that??!! Same typical messages that she had 10 years ago.. I’m like chile GROW THE FUK UP, SERIOUSLY… and give me my queen bee crown and trophy back! she aint deserve it!
    _____________________________________________________
    She knows what she's doing....she's getting the kids pumped first...then she'll drop another single for her adult crowd....

    Grown people dont buy cd's....kids do for the most part....

    Like I said....she'll be fine...Once the video drops and she has the whole freaking world dancing with her and doing her routines.....Folks didnt like Crazy In Love, De Ja Vu, or Single Ladies at first....

    But all those songs became number ones eventually......

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @West
    Beyonce run's is prolly over I don't think Jay has to sabotage her career I mean to me she was always a stepford wife

  • AprilRain

    Does it really matter what the song sounds like? I mean, at the end of the day shes still beautiful, spoiled and Rich! She can do whatever she likes!!!

  • FrenchGal

    BEY might need to just hang up the towel and go :kona:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Chi...

    You are right. I didn't like any of those on first listen. Beyonce is very strategic so you prob right. Get everyone hyped up and then she will drop the real business

  • West Coast Chick

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    Sandra, when will you stop stalking this woman? NO MEANS NO!

    _____________________________________

    :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Does it really matter what the song sounds like?
    ____________________
    :yes: if at the end of the day she still wants to be spoiled and rich - I mean great she has Jay but that is how she became famous

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    OFF TOPIC: Anyone heard from Wonder Woman a.k.a. Brown?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Therapist
    No but I think she had some family personal issues to deal with

  • Cha Cha

    chibytex says:

    Here we go…
    This is not even the finally product and Sandra knows it…

    I will not make a comment about the song until its OFFICIALLY released….

    Im sure Bey will be fine and the haters will continue to hate…
    ———–> Auntie Sandra

    :cosign: LIKE A MUTHAFLUCKA!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHI
    "Once the video drops and she has the whole freaking world dancing with her and doing her routines….."
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    You think people DO those routines???

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @CHA
    Did you not see me hug you earlier :argue:

  • Cha Cha

    West Coast Chick says:

    I think Jay is doing this on purpose.. sabotaging her career …I’m sure they could have came up with a better direction than this… this is too child like

    Really.... how so? Just what is Jay doing again :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

    therapist1911 says:

    @Chi…

    You are right. I didn’t like any of those on first listen. Beyonce is very strategic so you prob right. Get everyone hyped up and then she will drop the real business
    ___________________________________________________
    Its what she does everytime....and it works....
    If it aint broke dont fix it.... I bet the video is gonna be HUGE!!!!!

    I remember when she dropped "single Ladies" everybody was like that songs suzx and Bey dont fell off...blah, blah...but then in like a matter of weeks EVERBODY was doing the dance....

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Choco...

    Hey whassup!

    Yeah I know her father passed away. Just wandering if she returned to SR. I'll send her an email.

  • jazi65

    This is the new sound her people were talking about :rofl: I'm sure the clubs with play this garbage but if this is her comeback single she's done.

  • DoNotDeleteMe

    West Coast Chick says:

    This song shows her level of intelligence.. she is as dumb as rocks.. she was on a hiatus… traveled the world and doesn’t learn anything… who the fuk does that??!! Same typical messages that she had 10 years ago.. I’m like chile GROW THE FUK UP, SERIOUSLY… and give me my queen bee crown and trophy back! she aint deserve it!

    EXACTLY!

    People need to stop taking up for this airhead, bobble head, blow up doll!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Therapist
    When you do let her know we are thinking of her and please :grin:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @CHI
    “Once the video drops and she has the whole freaking world dancing with her and doing her routines…..”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    You think people DO those routines???
    ___________________________________________________
    Nigga she had the entire PLANET doing the Single Ladies dance....even
    the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES had the hand movements down...

    Yes people do her routines in the privacy of their own homes....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    Um...What the f*ck is this chit?! :blink:

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ manuel
    what routines? like her booty bounce in Crazy in Love or the Single Ladies dance? of course they do.

  • West Coast Chick

    YSO ... :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Yes ppl do those routines haven't you seen all the ladies boys now they even wear her costumes :rolleyes:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @YSo....watcho mouth lol

    Whassup with u?

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    DIdn't like 100 women in London perform the Single Ladies dance at one time?

  • West Coast Chick

    @ DoNotDeleteMe.... the funny part is, I like Beyonce... I used to think she was the best thang out there... but this shyt right here, nicca :nono:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    I think its a cool track. I mean i thought Single Ladies wasn't that great but when I heard her sing it live I saw the jazz influence which made me like the song. Lyrically its not moving, but vocally, I think she got a winner.

    BTW, I hate Tmobile. Damn Im aggravated and throwing a nugga-fit cuz I cant dial out.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHI
    "You think people DO those routines???
    ___________________________________________________
    Nigga she had the entire PLANET doing the Single Ladies dance….even
    the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES had the hand movements down…

    Yes people do her routines in the privacy of their own homes…."
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Ain't fluckin way. :nono:
    Maybe the kiddies, but ain't no GROWN AZZ MAN doin that chit! :no:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Chi.............NOT the entire planet! :nono: I hate Single Ladies with a passion!

    Get My Bodied, I will break a sweat to but that fuggin Single Ladies gets turned from anytime I hear the beat. :yes:

  • Cha Cha

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @CHA
    Did you not see me hug you earlier

    BISH I been said Hi to you in the Elgin post :rofl: You know I would neva leave you out, you is my errrythang :kiss:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    ON the real tho yall, I think Obama trying to fluck Beyonce. Real talk. Yall notice that hoe at EVERY charity event Obama be at singing and chit?

    Remind me of Kennedy and Monroe!

  • MzDimplez1123

    Yso! :hug:

    I honestly only like about a 1/3 of what Bey releases. I think she's ok but, I honestly don't get all the hype. :shrug:

  • West Coast Chick

    therapist1911 says:

    DIdn’t like 100 women in London perform the Single Ladies dance at one time?

    ______________________________

    I liked the single ladies song... thats song was cool, fun, sexy..but, this shyt right here, :no: aint it

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    some of you people in here need to stop throwing shade. *snaps*

  • Daisy

    I always liked Sinlge Ladies I said it was a catchy nursery rhyme. When I like a Bey song I like it off 1st listen. None of her songs grow on me. We all know she is going to sell regardless cause of her name along. Selling records never automatically equals good music to me. If I like u as an artist u can sell 5 cds long as I have one of the 5 copies I'm good. I didn't like Saha Fierce and it looks like I won't like her new cd but you fans/stans enjoy it all the same.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @CHA
    I kept :blink: everytime I saw you post :rofl: like this bish don't see me :rofl:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Cha..............You didn't speak to me and I popped my coochay 7779311 times for you. :mad: and shyt

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    some of you people in here need to stop throwing shade. *snaps*
    ___________________
    :rofl: You are on detention :rofl:

  • ICYTIFF

    I think she wanted to get that last bit of "Umph" out of her system before she becomes the Celine Dion of R&B :yes:

    to show these Bishes she's still got it. and can we let them finish the song first...DayuM! Lord knows if it were an unfinished track from Screechannna our brains would explode like them martians on Mars Attacks!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BLU
    "BTW, I hate Tmobile. Damn Im aggravated and throwing a nugga-fit cuz I cant dial out."
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    You sure you got it turned on dawg? Sometimes it be the simple chit dawg.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    @THERAPIST

    You know I fux wit you; but I can't fux with this "song" right here. :nono:

    Bey gone get put on my "Typanic Terrorist" watch list along with Rih if she keeps this up. :coffee:

  • MsOnederful

    Great. Thanks to Beyonce and this song I might be fired from my job because the Link Sandra put was attached to DLIST website and their site is considered " Mature " if you know what i mean and i think ya do. Thanks Queen Bey for hastening my demise at my job possibly smh. Oh and the song is a MESS. It will NEVER grow on me. Beyonce has officially fell OFF.

  • Cha Cha

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Cha…………..You didn’t speak to me and I popped my coochay 7779311 times for you. and shyt

    :wail: but IM THE BLIND ONE................I spoke to you in the ELGIN post too... read # ...(let me go see right quick) #46 and #56

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    manuel
    STFU. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    "some of you people in here need to stop throwing shade. *snaps*
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah, might get the face slashed or something.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Let's face it Bey will never be Janet!

  • Cha Cha

    ICYTIFF says:

    I think she wanted to get that last bit of “Umph” out of her system before she becomes the Celine Dion of R&B

    to show these Bishes she’s still got it. and can we let them finish the song first…DayuM! Lord knows if it were an unfinished track from Screechannna our brains would explode like them martians on Mars Attacks!

    :bow: MY BISH ICYTIFF!

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Cha...............My bad, I had left that post and chit. YOu know I need glasses! :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    :hugs: @ DIMPZ

    I liked most of "B'Day" but I can usually take or leave Bey. :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    ya'll stupid..#thatisall :coffee:

    Kingston ...please disconnect your keyboard from your PC and power off your IPAD and lurk the rest of the day ....please and thank you...

  • HoneyDip aka QueenSJ

    Chacha, but love, you shouldn't get offended when somebody doesn't like something she puts out. We all have our personal taste. If you had a less than favorable critique of someone I like, honey feel free... life goes on

  • West Coast Chick

    76 Man, I just don't care™ says:

    ON the real tho yall, I think Obama trying to fluck Beyonce. Real talk. Yall notice that hoe at EVERY charity event Obama be at singing and chit?

    Remind me of Kennedy and Monroe!

    ___________________________________

    I thought I was the only one that noticed that.. and beyonce knows it too.. that's why she wears those reveling dresses with the split hiked up to her pelvis and shyt..singing all in his face ... just disrespectful :nono:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    LOL @Yso....i'm indifferent about the song. I honestly can take it or leave it.I was just fukin with ya

    On another note: people are so stupid and will do anything for attention. Luckily my momma taught me not to feed into bullchit

  • candibfly

    :yawn:

  • ICYTIFF

    Cha ChiZZle! :love:

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ ace
    why? i still have to do my work... :shrug:

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    :dead:

  • candibfly

    :rolleyes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    @THERAPIST

    We cool. We cool. :yes:

  • Phrozen1der

    I'd like to go home... :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @WEST
    "ON the real tho yall, I think Obama trying to fluck Beyonce. Real talk. Yall notice that hoe at EVERY charity event Obama be at singing and chit?

    Remind me of Kennedy and Monroe!

    ___________________________________

    I thought I was the only one that noticed that.. and beyonce knows it too.. that’s why she wears those reveling dresses with the split hiked up to her pelvis and shyt..singing all in his face … just disrespectful "
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Then she be "gazing all in a nigga eyes" and chit! I know Obama den had the "Presidential Blow Job" or something from Beyonce!

    Nigga be cheezin like Chester Cheetah whenever Beyonce around.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    I think i'm gonna do some imatation gravis...

    Kingston your up first... :pc:

  • Cha Cha

    HoneyDip aka QueenSJ says:

    Chacha, but love, you shouldn’t get offended when somebody doesn’t like something she puts out. We all have our personal taste. If you had a less than favorable critique of someone I like, honey feel free… life goes on

    Girl please... Im not phased by the 45434, 454545, 55454 comments and opinions about how Bey needs to hang it up and exit and who she is and aint gonna never be.... your right LIFE SURELY GOES ON... I still fux with all of you. I LOVE BEY because I DO and she could bust out of a brown paper bag and sound like she singing underwater ANNND I would still be like that SHYT RIGHT THURR GOES and I will pop my coochay, shake my azz and gyrate on the floor to it all day and night :rofl: Everybody is not gonna like everybody! Its obvious the TRUE BEY STANS are outnumbered on here but some of these comments are ridiculous IN MY OPINION. So carry on, Im entertained :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    @CANDI

    Where YOU been? :waiting:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I don't think Obama wants Bey - but IDK

    :lol: @ Therapist

  • mirsmommy

    :rofl:

  • candibfly

    u always wanna go home

    it's telework week here, they are encouraging it. i already asked to telework friday. i won't actually be working tho :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    :rofl:

    Welp, it's time to go...
    **signs off**

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    :raisedeyebrow: @ ACE

  • candibfly

    @yso i've been at training and off. the site has sucked lately so i've been on other sites

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: don't leave :rofl: stick around for me

  • Cha Cha

    therapist1911 says:

    On another note: people are so stupid and will do anything for attention. Luckily my momma taught me not to feed into bullchit

    :clap: ^5 DO YOU!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi :lol: Don't judge me...

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Choco....what's funny? did I do or say something?

    @Candi....hey pretty girl...it's spring break for the kids & me so i'm chillin

  • candibfly

    On another note: people are so stupid and will do anything for attention.
    -----------------------

    yep, all for a few chuckles. i say this all the time about twitter too.

  • mirsmommy

    *singing* It's like Candi :yahoo: Heyyyyyy bew-beeta. What it do????

    *cartwheels 20 times just for Candi*

  • candibfly

    sup therapist, i long for the days when there was such a thing as spring break. even in grad school i didn't have a spring break bc i had a job :waiting:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Cha Cha..

    thanks! I know they want a response. But it's not that serious. When I log off here I go home and enjoy my life. They on a witch hunt....so be it!

    It's all love! I guess SR needs more entertaining topics *shrugs*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Therapist
    It was your response re: attn I bet you everyone is amused by it as well you know it's all love :hugs:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Yso............I agree with you on BDay but, I take it as a "fluff" cd. I mean she can carry a tune a lil better than some of her peers but, it ain't like Whitney in her prime or no shyt. For me anyway. :shrug:

    @ Phro..........Can you call my manager and tell her you need some help getting home? :pray:

  • candibfly

    *twerks it to the floor and has a hard time getting back up* my body is sore from powerflex at the gym

    sup with u mirs?! :danban1:

  • Cha Cha

    HI CANDI RAIN........ Dont go to any other sites :wail: there is nobody there loves you LIKE I DO check out chacha lubs candidots . com :hug:

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ ace
    imitation gravi? you gonna post a squirrel? :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    @CANDI

    Yeah, it kinda has. :coffee:

  • Torae

    I can believe Beyonce wrote this song....Elementary lyrical content.

    Sounds like Beyonce Circa Destiny's Child. No growth whatsoever!

  • Candi Apple

    I like Beyonce but at first listen I am not feeling this song. The beat is nice the flow is nice the lyric's suck. Need to see the video but lyric's will still suck. :shrug:

    Hopefully the album will be better.

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @candi...

    well this the first school I've worked for where they want Admin to work during Spring Break. So I go in for a few hours and the rest I work from home (read go to the gym and answer emails from my phone)

  • West Coast Chick

    She shouldn't burn her bridges with song writers.. beyonce is talented, but in a manufactured sort of way :shrugs:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Dimpz Roger that! :lol:

  • candibfly

    *flies thru the air, pauses and does the black swan routine and lands in cha cha's lap* :hug:

    our love will stand tall as the trees! :whistle:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Choco oh aight

  • candibfly

    @phro i will be in NC this weekend, spot me $10 fill up my tank yo :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    @THERAPIST

    You wanna take mine for spring break too? I'll pay for the shipping and everything. :yes:

  • mirsmommy

    candibfly says:

    *twerks it to the floor and has a hard time getting back up* my body is sore from powerflex at the gym

    sup with u mirs?!
    ________________________________

    *makes it rain for Candi*

    Same shat.....They been making me work here lately, and I don't like it one bit. :wail:

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    whomppp. :yawn:

    hey phro!
    i miss your wit when you're not here... :(

  • Candi Apple

    :rofl:
    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Choco oh aight
    _____________
    Dayum son should I put up the fists - you sound like you about to eff me up :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    YSoSerious says:

    @THERAPIST

    You wanna take mine for spring break too? I’ll pay for the shipping and everything.
    ______________________

    If you ship yours away, can I ship you mine via fedex??????? Please?????

  • candibfly

    @mirs the nerve of them! my boss is retiring this month so she's been less anal *kicks feet up*

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Yso....lol I love ya but nah I don't do kids during Spring Break, Chrisstmas Break, or Summer Break. My niece wanted to come visit, I told her I was gonna be out of town. (lie).... then forgot I told her and she found out I was home!! (which means I have to write a check to make her happy again......women!!!)

  • http://twitter.com/#!/FancyMyMusic FrenchGal

    @Torae bey doesn't write her songs...

  • mirsmommy

    :lol: @ Choco

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    **STANDSINTHERAPISTFACEANDDOESTHEOOOHOOHHDANCE** HOW U BEE SWEETCAKES :hug: <<padsudownpeencheck
    BEY IS THE FUKN QUEEN U HEAR ME :danban:
    OH AND HI TO ALL OF YALL AND CHIT!! :waves:

  • mirsmommy

    candibfly says:

    @mirs the nerve of them! my boss is retiring this month so she’s been less anal *kicks feet up*
    _________________

    #imhatin

    :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    (which means I have to write a check to make her happy again……women!!!)
    ______________
    that's what you get for lying :coffee: :lol:

  • candibfly

    *sits in an oversize sombrero filled with mexican jumping beans* laker! como estas?! :hug:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Choco....not at all lol not my flow! I'm peace, love and serenity!!! I do yoga to keep me centered from the scalliwags and jiggaboos. I just didn't know what u were laughing at that's all. We good

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Mirs
    I mean dayum I gave him a hug and chit :rofl:

    LAKER LOCO :danban:

  • candibfly

    is there some subliminal, passive aggressive beef going on? what have i missed? :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    @THERAPIST

    Well, I'm not happy that you ain't accepting free kids for the break and since you writing checks and chit... :holdinghandout:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I do yoga to keep me centered from the scalliwags and jiggaboos. I just didn’t know what u were laughing at that’s all. We good
    _________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    LAAAKKKKKKEEEEERRRRR....mi mujer la bonita or some chit like dat

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    @CANDI

    There is but I'm keeping my sideline comments to myself. :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    is there some subliminal, passive aggressive beef going on? what have i missed?
    _______________________
    :lol: :shrugs:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi :rofl: That's all your tank needs??? :dead:

    @Kingstonn Sorry babes... :hug:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @candi **rollsupinanchickenenchilada with chesee** hey mami :kiss:
    @choco :hump: just cuz
    @therapist this yoga chit i tried it once ummm lets say im not flexible enuff for it **soarazz** but get it man!!!

  • Candi Apple

    :rofl:
    :rofl:

  • Cha Cha

    THERES THE WORLDS MOST FLYEST HYNA *Jumps on you and plants 856 wet kisses for LAKER LOSA :hug:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Yso...i just wrote my last check *side eye* gotta wait for the bank to send me more

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @therapist my beutiful woman u got it right **fipshair** how u been lookn all nakid and stuff in ur gravi...
    @candi :shrug: QUE?? im always lost tho so yeah
    @yso :hug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Candi you are making me laugh just by laughing :rofl: :rofl:

  • candibfly

    @phro i mean that's all i put in it :rofl: but was that a yes? :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Candi

    it's not subliminal...i'm fully aware. I just roll with it. Bc u know.....I got better chit to do!!!

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    okay. i'll bite:

    @ therapist
    are you gay boo? it's okay.. i just never heard of a man who stans that hard for Beyonce. don't take this the wrong way, i just find it funny how hard you stan for her. but trust me i meant no harm.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    @THERAPIST

    Uh huh. :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Chit I meant Candi Apple

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Laker....I taught elem spanish to Special ed students one year. Was hoping I got that right

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Therapist
    You have me feeling weird now like when I laugh at your comments you think IM LAUGHING AT YOU - but I was laughing at jiggaboos and scallwags

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    :hugs: @ LAKER

    How you been?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHACHA MY BELLA :kiss: ***PUZAZAYPOPS10XS** HOW U DOING??

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi I got you babes....

    :blink: *Closes Piano case* I'm out!!!!!!!!!!

  • West Coast Chick

    candibfly says:

    is there some subliminal, passive aggressive beef going on? what have i missed?

    ______________________________

    bey tends to have the effect on blogs/ people :coffee:

    :lol:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Kingston

    If you meant no harm, you could have been asked instead of the high school mean girl bullchit yall been on.

    Me liking be has nothing to do with who I fk in my bed. Don't get the correlation. Don't even know why I'm a topic or a passing thought.

  • mirsmommy

    :lol: @ Phro!!!! Not like my man from The Color Purple. :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    Phrozen1der says:

    *Closes Piano case* I’m out!!!!!!!!!!

    ______________________________

    :lol:

  • candibfly

    @therapist :clap:

    @yso yeah i saw it, i guess there aren't enough posts so ppl have to create entertainment :rollseyes:

    anywho, the site has fallen off *back to my other sites*

  • Phrozen1der

    @Mirs @WCC :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    candibfly says:

    @therapist

    @yso yeah i saw it, i guess there aren’t enough posts so ppl have to create entertainment

    anywho, the site has fallen off *back to my other sites*
    _______________________

    NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Don't leave, come back, Candi, come back!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    @Dimpz

    You want to finish writing this paper or me? :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @#170 :nono: BISH U FINA GET WINDMILD SLAP!!
    @THERAPIST WELL THE ESPANOL WAS GOOD :yes: IF U ARE OR NOT CAN U STILL SHOW ME THE YOGA AND THE BEY DANCE **MAKES APPOINTMENT FOR BUTT INJECTIONS** :grin: IM READY TO JIGGLE TO THE FLOOR!! EVERY BEY STAN CAN DO THE OOH OOH RIGHT AND THE FUKN BOOTYLICIOUS!!
    @YSO BEEN TRAVAJANDO AND CHIT U KNOW TRYING TO BE GOOD SOMETIMES WORKD FOR ME :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Choco......nah u can laugh I was lost. That's why I assked that's all. lol I'm really an easy going laid back dude. You laugh at me or with me....chit yall been doing that everytime Kingston make the comment.

    Surely yall don't think today is the first time I was aware of it.

  • West Coast Chick

    kingstonn says:

    okay. i’ll bite:

    @ therapist
    are you gay boo? it’s okay.. i just never heard of a man who stans that hard for Beyonce. don’t take this the wrong way, i just find it funny how hard you stan for her. but trust me i meant no harm.

    _____________________________________

    :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ Phrozen - I visualized him closing the case

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Phro...........Where you goin?!

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Ace...............I think you better get on that. :coffee:

  • Trucie

    Beyonce has regressed. At 30 she should have more mature content that will stand the test of time and not just the moment. You have acts with less vocal ability putting out quality music. IE Rihanna. Say what you will about her voice and stage performance but you can’t deny that she puts out good music. Keri Hilson, Even Ciara has better music content. Beyonce has to realize that the same fans that she had at 21 have grown with her and are now 9 years older. We need better music. I used to be a die hard fan but after Dangerously in Love, she just kept losing me after each album. “I am” was a good effort but she promoted only the ghetto wretchedness which she thought everyone wanted to hear. Which was a mistake. Anywho, Im just anticipating the new album, hopefully she has more to offer on it than this shit. So disappointed. This song is far from Crazxy in Love and even then I was 21 so it was hot then to reference men as boys while belting out elementary lyrics. But now that I’m older and have experienced more, I need more. Hell Bey done got married, fucked, and all and still she can’t articulate any of it like a big girl in her songs. Ridiculous.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Therapist
    I laugh at everyone's expense even my own FIRST- now what she has done in the past has more than likely went over my head - today IS the first time I actually caught that! I laughed at the your first comment about attn becuz it was sarcasm at it's best and then the scallywagg and jiggaboo chit took me back that the movie back in the day :shrugs:

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ therapist
    uh huh. you're right. i could have.. but i found it funnier to do otherwise. so next time perhaps instead of funny subliminal messages i should just come right out? gotcha.

    & like i said earlier, i never knew any straight men who come so hard for a female who is loved by ladyboys. i hear dudes like 'yeah.. i wanna f*ck' but they never speak on her talent. but maybe you break the mold? :shrug:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Laker....I don't know the Bey dance nor can I give butt injections lol I can pinch ur butt and teach u yoga.And u can teach me more Spanish bc they taking over the gym!

    I need to learn how to say get the fk out my way so I can bench press in spansih

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @THERAPIST :blink: NO TE ENOJES :hug: I THOUGHT U SAID U WAS ALREADY :shrug: DON'T MATTER U STILL LOOKS HAWT IN UR GRAVI

  • Phrozen1der

    @ACE Why does Journi Smollet look like bride of Chucky in that pic?? That is NOT @Kingstonn's look-alike :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    :cya: @ CANDI

    (sighs and wanders off elsewhere too)

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ ace
    lmao.. who df is that? she no look like me son. :rofl:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Kingston....whatever

    @Choco...you good, I do the same thing. I can laugh at my own expense also. You good. So like I said it's all love. Not directing any misguided anger towards you.

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :lol:

    @Dimpz To read the newspaper :coffee:

  • West Coast Chick

    Kingstonn is resding my thoughts today.. no harm to anyone, but I was thinking the EXACT same thang! :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @THERAPIST IT'S A DATE!! :grin: **PINCHING BOODY SOUNDS NIIIICE** #NASTY I TECH U THE ONLY THING I KNOW SPANGLISH THEY UNDERSTAND THAT CHIT TOO!! JUST TELL THEM NEXT TIME "MUEVETE" <<MOVE OR IF THAT DON'T WORK "LA MIGRAAAAAA" THAT ALWAYS GETS US MOVING EVEN IF WE DO GOT A GREEN CARD OR PAPERS :rofl:

  • Cha Cha

    I :heart: THERAPIST

    I :heart: CANDI...........now dont you click that X....... we need all the real bishes here we can get!

    PHROZENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IM NOT GOOD FOR A FRESH BROWNIE TREAT TODAY :wail: why dont you love me!

  • Trucie

    Don't get it twisted either. Ppl keep saying this ain't the finished track. News for you, the finished sounds just as bad. LOL All they do is tweak here and there, the garbage lyrics stay the same ppl. :violin::hurl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I thought Ace had an albino man for his gravi :shrugs:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    THEM NEXT TIME “MUEVETE”
    ____________________
    Why do I say this to my lil chi chi and sheetzu and they understand :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    Trucie says:

    Beyonce has regressed.
    ________________________________

    :cosign: :lol:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    LMao at Laker.....you da best maMA! I wish others would look and keep it moving too. It's enough of me to go around.

  • Phrozen1der

    @ChaCha :hug: :yahoo:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    Als up next...

    :pc:

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ choco
    that's supposed to be me. :lol:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    CHa CHa...I heart u too. I'm emoticon illterate

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Therapist Good :hugs: :kiss: and #PEENGRAB <--------- that is where my head be most time on here :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    :blink: ...@ Ace.. who's that in your gravi?

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Ace...........I don't see the resemblance either. :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kingston
    :rofl: that albino man is you :rofl: @KILLACE when I saw that I was like EWWWW but since I know ACE I was whatev : )

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    dimpz
    your son is so frigging cute! :lol:
    i just wanna pinch his cheeks

  • West Coast Chick

    kingstonn says:

    @ choco
    that’s supposed to be me.

    __________________________________
    :blink: Oh, ok... :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ace eww ugly pic who that be???
    @therapist no problemo i likes to look :) enuff u say.... i agree i member one of the upclose pics and u looks lickable :kiss: <<onthecheek

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Laker, I will try thaat. I'm on my way to gym now! It better work!!

  • Mr.BluPhi

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @BLU
    “BTW, I hate Tmobile. Damn Im aggravated and throwing a nugga-fit cuz I cant dial out.”
    ___________________________________________________________________________
    You sure you got it turned on dawg? Sometimes it be the simple chit dawg.
    ________________________________________________________________________

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... I aint dat damn slow.

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Choco.....nasty girl lol

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Kingston....Aww thanks! That's my bestest bud. :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    You sure you got it turned on dawg? Sometimes it be the simple chit dawg.
    ________________________________________________________________________

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…… I aint dat damn slow.
    ___________________________
    I missed this :rofl: :hugs: @ Blu

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Choco…..nasty girl lol
    __________________________
    :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    @BLU

    You makes us wonder sometimes though. :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @blu the purrty ones can't always be smarkt :hug: <<peencheck

  • Zoe B.

    West Coast Chick says:

    I think Jay is doing this on purpose.. sabotaging her career
    -------------

    Yeah you know how narcissistic people are :rofl: He can't take his wife's shine :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    :whistle: ...all the single ladies, all the single ladies

    :lol:

  • Candi Apple

    Has beyonce lost her crown putting out :chickenhead: music :blink:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Choco.........You know how you always say how sweet autistic kids are? Let me tell you what Jay did to my daddy yesterday.

    My mom went to McDonalds and bought Jay a Happy Meal

    Daddy: "How you get a Happy Meal and she didn't buy me nothing?"

    Jay: *pops fry in mouth* "You ain't me." *keeps eating*

    :rofl:

    he took my daddy off his friends list last week. :rofl:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Choco I feel like the retarded cousin ...LOL.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    :lol: I like Lil Jay :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    :lol: @Blu be asking them questions and putting it on the kids...

    :offtopic: This little boy on Dr. Phil this AM had me ready to fuvk him up!!! He was 8 years old and had his mom and dad scared of him. I spoke to this lady at work yest. this chick said she left Charlotte,and moved to Florida to escape her abusive SON!!!! WTF?! Is my mom the only one with the Marvin Gaye's daddy syndrom?? #TeamMyMomWhoopsAss #TeamIdontplaywithkids #TeamLeavethatfuvkawithmefortheweekend!!!!!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I feel like the retarded cousin …LOL.
    ______________
    u could feel like the sexy shirtless cuzin..... :coffee:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    MzD....your son has Autism?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @phro my mom instore fear in me aka respect from day uno i wish i would even look at her the wrong way or squint for that matter chancla be flying across the fukn room and hit me in the eye...

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ phro
    HELL NAH. my mom still puts put to my brothers ass when they act up. even the 18 yr old gets knocked around. :lol:

  • Ty

    Bey has always been average but she is so over hyped by the industry and these damn stans. She is cute but you can find cute at the local Kroger especially in Atlanta. I don't think Sandra meant vocally she sounds worse than Rhianna, but as far as quality music, they are on the same page. Unfortunately, our oldies but goodies will consist of Pon Di Replay and Check Up On It. Idk why they keep listing Rhianna as RnB, knowing she is a watered down Pop singer. She's the new Brittany. Beyonce is going to be screwed with this album. She no longer appeals to the teeny boppers and the grown and sexy could care less about her booty shaking in support panty hose.

  • mirsmommy

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Choco………You know how you always say how sweet autistic kids are? Let me tell you what Jay did to my daddy yesterday.

    My mom went to McDonalds and bought Jay a Happy Meal

    Daddy: “How you get a Happy Meal and she didn’t buy me nothing?”

    Jay: *pops fry in mouth* “You ain’t me.” *keeps eating*

    he took my daddy off his friends list last week.
    _________________________

    :dead: That was too cute. :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dimpz
    I told you they are smarter than the rest - yet very caring :lol: I LOVE IT!

    @BLU
    I keep saying you are the student not the teacher :hugs: :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Laker Right!!

    This little boy attacks everyone,spits in his moms face and everything! They talking about he needs help, I'm like you're damn right he needs his ass shredded!!!!!!! :mad:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kingstonn Right! I'm like his mom's is weak and his daddy is a bytch!!! Aint no way in hell!!! :nono:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Therapist...........Yeah, He's high on the spectrum, really functional, but yes.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @dimpz has jay been kicking it with alex?? my bro got told the other day too over some fukn chicken nuggets my momma got him "chill out tio not that sirious and u not me tita loves me" :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dimpz
    Wait :lol: why did he take your Dad off becuz he asked him about his happy meal :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BLU
    "You sure you got it turned on dawg? Sometimes it be the simple chit dawg.
    ________________________________________________________________________

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…… I aint dat damn slow.
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    LOL! I was just making sure mayne! You know it be the simplest chit sometimes bruh! LOL.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    @ Phrozen I watched my mom DDT my brother for standing up like he was gone "do somethin" :lol: My Momma dont Play I had to pick the switches<--- Goodie Mob Voice

  • Cha Cha

    awwww Jay is too much... sweet :love:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    Is it bad to eat this Chic Fila combo before I go work out??

  • mirsmommy

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Blu be asking them questions and putting it on the kids…

    This little boy on Dr. Phil this AM had me ready to fuvk him up!!! He was 8 years old and had his mom and dad scared of him. I spoke to this lady at work yest. this chick said she left Charlotte,and moved to Florida to escape her abusive SON!!!! WTF?! Is my mom the only one with the Marvin Gaye’s daddy syndrom?? #TeamMyMomWhoopsAss #TeamIdontplaywithkids #TeamLeavethatfuvkawithmefortheweekend!!!!!
    _________________________________

    :lol: @Phro and tha tBlu comment.

    I'm #teamiwillwhoopyoazzandtakenames

    #teamiwillwhoopabystandersazzthatgotsomethingtosayboutmykickinazzandtakinnames

    #teamimthe :champ: athandinoutazzwhoopins

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @kingston hispanic moms kick ur azz at 30 my granny broke a broom on the back of my uncle head :lol: and she was mad cuz she had to chase him talkn bout "pendejo im running wat if i fall"

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Mirs...........Last week my daddy was going off on my brother, who has serious issues and my brother got up, grabbed his coat and left. When my dad went to sit at the PC, there were two index cards.

    Top card:

    Dear Pops

    You are not my friend anymore. You were very mean to lil R and hurt his feelings and made him leave.

    Bottom card:

    My Friend's list

    Brandon
    Pops *line crossed through it* :rofl:

    Then they played Halo later in the day and he told him he guess he's still aiight so, Pops made it back to the friends list. :rofl:

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Phro
    My momma didn't even give whoopins. She had 4 boys of her own and 2 of my auntie's boys. She would go in with her hands. Gave me my only black eye.
    *tries to forget the mallet massacre of 97'*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Phro
    Nope I will bust my children in their heads with the quickness REAL :yes:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @MzD....I was just reading up on Autism Spectrum. One of my kindergartens was diagnosised and I'm working on interventions and accomodations for the teacher. He is on the Pervasive Developmental Specturm.

    Would love to hear what strategies you have used that have worked with him as it relates to learning and social interactions.

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ dimpz
    awwwww, but those are really the smartest kids! does he have asbergers or.. ? and he has my name too so he's a cool lil dude.. :grin:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Yall should've heard him go in on my sister about coming in late last week. LOL

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Choco and @Phro noooooo that really be the students. Im not ashame of my questions

    Choco you always talkin bout me....luckily Imma thug and chit , so i can take it...lol

    @laker Im tryin to get it right before I take it off

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    tries to forget the mallet massacre of 97?*
    ____________________
    :lol: :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Mirs………..Last week my daddy was going off on my brother, who has serious issues and my brother got up, grabbed his coat and left. When my dad went to sit at the PC, there were two index cards.

    Top card:

    Dear Pops

    You are not my friend anymore. You were very mean to lil R and hurt his feelings and made him leave.

    Bottom card:

    My Friend’s list

    Brandon
    Pops *line crossed through it*

    Then they played Halo later in the day and he told him he guess he’s still aiight so, Pops made it back to the friends list.
    ________________________________

    Awwwwwww he is too cute!!!!!! Well at least he got put back on the friends list. :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Choco you always talkin bout me….luckily Imma thug and chit , so i can take it…lol
    _________________________
    :hugs: You know I wove you but you be sayin some crazy chit :rofl: Who I am to talk right :wink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    My Mom NEVER in my life whipped me and I turned out alright so I'm against "spankings."

    **another form of child abuse**
    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Is it bad to eat this Chic Fila combo before I go work out??
    ___________________________
    If you don't mind having a cramp then feast away :coffee:

  • West Coast Chick

    :offtopic:

    Did ya'll know that the rapper Lil B is coming out with an album titled "Im Gay" ... true story....

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    My Mom NEVER in my life whipped me and I turned out alright so I’m against “spankings.”
    -----------------------------
    ^^ why you should whoop your kids.

  • mirsmommy

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    My Mom NEVER in my life whipped me and I turned out alright so I’m against “spankings.”
    _________________________________________________

    :think: Hmmmmm, that explains a lot. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    :lol: @ Awesome your mom sounds like mine "Mother" does not play

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dimpz
    Jay was hurt for his uncle they feel soo deeply that is sooo funny and cute! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    :mad:
    Resentful of these veiled shots at my upbrining!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I spank my kids and I was spanked - I think more kids need to be spanked today :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @WEST COAST
    "Did ya’ll know that the rapper Lil B is coming out with an album titled “Im Gay” … true story…."
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Bow Wow going by "Lil B" these days?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi0pQbpWWu4&feature=player_embedded#at=504 His_Mommy623

    cha'll tom'bout?

  • mirsmommy

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I spank my kids and I was spanked – I think more kids need to be spanked today
    _______________

    Some of them need their azzes WHOOPED :yes:

  • jazzyiest

    Hey All!!!! :waves:

    @ West Coast

    Who is Lil B????? Is that the girl that was on Ray J's show helping him find a "love" interest???

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Therapist............Only thing I can say is ALOT of patience and time. Figuring out what worked for him and what really aggrevated the shyt out of him. There was a time where he would just throw fits, not like break stuff but cry if stuff wasn't his way but, I would "talk him down" and coerce him into doing certain things moreso by being extremely passive, damned near begging him. The older he gets, the easier things are getting for him though. He was in special ed all day, now, he attends regular academic classes and spends the rest of the day in special ed.

    @ Kingston.......Yeah

  • West Coast Chick

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @WEST COAST
    “Did ya’ll know that the rapper Lil B is coming out with an album titled “Im Gay” … true story….”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Bow Wow going by “Lil B” these days?

    __________________________________

    :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    HIS & JAZZY!!!!!!!!! :hug: What it do ladies?????

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @JAZZIEST

    Nice gravie. :thumbsup:
    Now if only the camera was posistioned directly behind you... :think:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Mirs I concur

    :waves: @ Jazziest and HIS

  • http://twitter.com/#!/FancyMyMusic FrenchGal

    @jazzyiest Jazzy you from Florida???

  • jazzyiest

    @ Choco

    I think more kids need to be spanked today

    _________________________________________________________________________

    :cosign:

    In actuality more of these kids need to be BEAT. The ish they're doing these days calls for beatings...regular BEATINGS!

  • West Coast Chick

    jazzyiest says:

    Hey All!!!!

    @ West Coast

    Who is Lil B????? Is that the girl that was on Ray J’s show helping him find a “love” interest???

    ___________________________________________

    No, not her :lol:

    This is a young boy from the west coast.. a rapper

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    I whoop my children and the children of others I check bad kids in the store. Kids need whoopins

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi0pQbpWWu4&feature=player_embedded#at=504 His_Mommy623

    Jazzy! *humps the bounce and body outta ur hair* how u been?!

    @Mirs *sets up pole* its been awhile bew *get'n ready 2 make it rain*

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ his
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi0pQbpWWu4&feature=player_embedded#at=504 His_Mommy623

    Choc! :waves: hey luvmuffin<3

  • StillASassyOne

    @Phro
    That kid HAD TO have been WHITE!! I moved out of my momma's house at age 21 on Jun 14th, 2007 because she decided I was still young enough to get an azz whupping for telling her I would get to some sh*t when "I get to it."

    Bish was choking me out in the damn bathtub (in front of my nephews) and the police came and said one of ya'll got to go! So I locked myself in my room and packed my sh*t and had the police escort me to my vehicle in case she wanted to get slick.

    That was at TWENTY-ONE!! At EIGHT.... you guys would've never had the chance to meet me. :no:

    That 8 year old just needs about 10-15 mins with my mother.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    @ Jazzy how you been baby? I see you posted a pic just for me. Stop thwoing yourself at me You can Get it! :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @ALBoy Right! :lol:

    @Therapist Nah, anything Chi-Fil-A is good! :lol:

  • jazzyiest

    @ Mirs & Choco

    Hey Lovelies!!!!

    @ Man

    Where have you been dude? Last I heard you got banned. :shocked:

    @ French

    No, I'm from Houston.

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    My momma used to work 2 jobs so it was up to us to get up and go to school. Of couse we started ditchin and hangin out. This particular time a couple of us and close family friends stayed up late getting :blunt: so it wasn't no going school that day. I had been in trouble so my momma came it there and started beating folks in their knees and ankles while we were sleep...............

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    :no:

    Kids need LOVE and ATTENTION and chit like that! Being ABUSED ain't goin help 'em!

    **glad my mom ain't abuse me**

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi0pQbpWWu4&feature=player_embedded#at=504 His_Mommy623

    *doing the pepperseed over to Kingstonn*

    bish whats up with that coffee? #MadOffended :wail:

  • Phrozen1der

    @SASO That's wild, but it be's like that. And he WAS White!

    @Man I was def. NOT abused but I use to get an attitude adjustment when needed! Say what you want but it made me who I am today.. Obedient,AND Respectful! :lol:

  • jazzyiest

    @ West Coast

    OK...Well maybe it's moreso poking fun at things that people do that seem gay or something. I don't know. :shrugs: I really can't see a rapper coming out with anything declaring they're gay but hey...you never know.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Jazziest
    Yes this 15 yo just shot and killed her mother who was in the army and just got back home... in the back of her head while she was watching TV becuz they had an argument over her 17 yo bf - WTF- then they said the girl invited her bf over after she shot her mother and left the body lying around for about a day! See back in the day that child would've already been beat slapped upside her head and some more chit - at the first sign of arguing and really tho you raise a kid to have her kill you - when MOMZ know best SMH

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ his
    oh no. i seem to be an offensive bully these days... making people go to different sites and what not. so if my coffee offended you, i sincerely apologize. :ashamed:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi0pQbpWWu4&feature=player_embedded#at=504 His_Mommy623

    *pokes Jazzy in the eye*

    incase u didnt see my salutations..

  • jazzyiest

    @ His

    :kiss:

    Working and lurking mama! I missed y'all though.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi0pQbpWWu4&feature=player_embedded#at=504 His_Mommy623

    @Kingstonn, who did u run off the site? :rofl:

  • jazzyiest

    @ His

    DAMN!!!! That hurt! *Runs to the restroom for Visine*

  • mirsmommy

    ^5 to Sassy's moms. :yes:

    I will fluck a kid up, especially my own, whether they grown or not. :yes: <------azz whoopin head nod.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    because she decided I was still young enough to get an azz whupping for telling her I would get to some sh*t when “I get to it.”
    _______________
    My daughter is 24 and she would've got the chit beat out of her also - There is only ONE QUEEN IN MY HOUSE :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ his
    :nono:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/FancyMyMusic FrenchGal

    @jazzyiest oh lol you look like a friend of mine from Florida..... :hi:

  • DoNotDeleteMe

    West Coast Chick says:

    She shouldn’t burn her bridges with song writers.. beyonce is talented, but in a manufactured sort of way

    Ding! Ding! Ding! She has burned so many bridges and now nobody wants to work with her only for her to profit off of their talents. It is a shame. Who gets sued every CD they drop? Also, I see Joe Camel trying to get some songwriting/produer credits off of the back of his stepford wife. So sad! I wonder how she will do without Matty strong arming the music industry?

  • StillASassyOne

    @Man
    Naw, hon. I wasn't "abused." I was just "checked" occasionally. And that sh*t worked!!! Worked so well that I will be "checking" my kids as necessary when I have them.

    In my entire family, there are only TWO people that went their whole life avoiding a beating....and both of them are crazy as hell, can't hold a job and have drug issues. I bet a couuple of beatings could've prevented all that. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @JAZZIEST
    "Where have you been dude? Last I heard you got banned. "
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I get banned every other week let some people tell it. Call me crazy, but I almost think you was "missin a nigga."

    I was busy a while back since it was tax time and chit.

  • jazzyiest

    @ Al

    You know I do it all for you boo. :kiss: LOL

    *Looks over shoulder to make sure His didn't hear that*

  • West Coast Chick

    whoopings are good for the kids' soul :yes: ... its almost like campbell soup :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ choco
    ....this is why i moved out at 18. :lol: i love my moms but.. she crazy.

  • Candi Apple

    My Mom and Dad only had to give the look and all action halted. That ment right now I'm :mad: and you better stop

    Candi Apple <~~~~~~~ not offended Just a name on a blog.

  • mirsmommy

    I saw my Moms fight a dog. I knew back then that I ain't want it with her. :no:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco
    That's why I moved out that day! LMAO! Ain't moved back in since! After that last fight, I was feeling like Ms. Sophia from the "Color Purple."

    "...all my life, I've had to fight..."

    I got the hell up out of there! Shug Avery (my cousin) let me go stay with them until I got my first apartment 1 week later. :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    mirsmommy says:

    I saw my Moms fight a dog.
    ------------------------
    aww.. why? :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi0pQbpWWu4&feature=player_embedded#at=504 His_Mommy623

    @Kingstonn! :lol: chu meannnn?

    @SASO hey bew :hug:

    @Jazzy, its nice seeing ya on the online bew :yahoo:

  • jazzyiest

    @ Mirs

    I'm sorry but I can't do your gravi. It's all sorts of wrong! :rofl:

    @ Man

    You were missed. Where else can I hear snide azz comments from? And what does tax time have to do with anything? Don't tell me you work for Uncle Sam?!?!?!? :shotsfired1:

  • mirsmommy

    Cuz the dog wouldn't get out her room when she told her to.

    #momsiscrazy :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    and both of them are crazy as hell, can’t hold a job and have drug issues. I bet a couuple of beatings could’ve prevented all that
    ____________________
    :rofl:
    @ Kingston
    Yes I moved out at 19 but chit I knew it was time

    @MIRS
    :rofl: pls provide details of how she fought that dog

  • West Coast Chick

    :lol: DoNotDeleteMe

    Jay Z will be a fool to cop to writing that buffoonery.... they betta say Willow wrote it :lol:

  • StillASassyOne

    West Coast Chick says:

    whoopings are good for the kids’ soul … its almost like campbell soup

    ----------------------------------
    I concur. :yes:

  • mirsmommy

    jazzyiest says:

    @ Mirs

    I’m sorry but I can’t do your gravi. It’s all sorts of wrong!
    _________________

    Yall gonna stop hating on Fancy. :lol:

  • jazzyiest

    @ French

    Yeah, I'm a Miami fiend. I try to get there once a year for Zo's Summer Groove but I may not be going this year. :crying:

  • West Coast Chick

    Candi Apple says:

    My Mom and Dad only had to give the look and all action halted.
    _______________________________

    :blink: do we have the same parents?? :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    :lol: Sassy

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ mirs
    :rofl: are you for real? ahahahahahahaha. sound like my crazy grandma (dads side). she would fight the strays that crept into her yard and stole her mangos. LOL

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: MIRS so how did she fight him

    @Sass I went thru that chit the otha day with my daughter said some slick chit one too many times and I had went at her throat like a pitbull - that chit will build up I normally let her get her lil say but not all the time - she is staying with my mommy for a lil :wink:

  • jazzyiest

    @ His

    Thanks beautiful! I'm glad to be back

    @ Kingston & Choco

    I moved out at 17 and never looked back. My mama was crazy as hell! She's cool now but back in the day...NO MA'AM!

  • West Coast Chick

    mirsmommy says:

    I saw my Moms fight a dog.
    ————————

    :dead:

  • StillASassyOne

    Oh- pardon my manners!

    Real Nigga Roll Call!

    His! *fondles bewbs*
    Kingston!
    Choco!
    Laker!
    Phro!
    Therapist!
    Ace!
    Man!
    Jazzyiest!
    WCC!
    Mirs!
    Candi Apple!
    Blu!
    French Gal!
    Dimpz!
    Al!
    Awesome!
    ChaCha!
    Candi!
    Yso!
    IcyTiff!
    Chiby!

    *gasps for breath*

    Did I miss anyone?!

  • NaijaGal

    Times have really changed...the few times my parents got on my nerves, never once did I think to murk them...people need to understand the difference between abuse and discipline. Discipline is a must.

  • jazzyiest

    @ mirsmommy says:

    jazzyiest says:

    @ Mirs

    I’m sorry but I can’t do your gravi. It’s all sorts of wrong!
    _________________

    Yall gonna stop hating on Fancy.

    _________________________________________________________________________

    Well if that's fancy I'd hate to see what unfancy looks like. :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    You are not cute with your roll call :lol:
    @Jazziest
    My daughter prolly think Im crazy and I am when I feel disrespected!

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    *Slides on to the bottom of SASO's list like I've beenhere the whole time...*

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco
    Don't choke her in the bathtub! She'll be scarred for life! It may just be time for her to move out.

    I knew my time was up in my mama's house when she wrapped her hands around my neck. I promptly vacated the premises after that.

    Ain't finna kill me in my sleep and sh*t. :no:

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ jazzy
    girlll me and my moms are best friends now that i don't live with her. she would make me do EVERYTHING and never give all 4 of my damn brothers a chore... and i got tired of that chit so after i graduated and we moved up here, i got myself an apartment and never looked back either.

  • StillASassyOne

    *makes adjustment to "Real Nigga Roll Call" list*

    PSP!

    *wink*

  • mirsmommy

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    and both of them are crazy as hell, can’t hold a job and have drug issues. I bet a couuple of beatings could’ve prevented all that
    ____________________

    @ Kingston
    Yes I moved out at 19 but chit I knew it was time

    @MIRS
    pls provide details of how she fought that dog
    __________________________

    :lol: Girllllllll, the dog followed me into Mommy's room, and Mommy had just got new carpet. So she told the dog to get out, and the dog didn't listen, sooooooo, Mommy went to to grab the dog, the dog dipped the swing (i think the dog thought Mommy was playing), Mommy grabbed her by the collar, picked her up and tried to shake the shit outta her. Mind you, the dog was 75 damn pounds. Me and my sister had to try to break them up. :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Mirs
    Did she grab the dog - or drag it how did she fight and did the dog fight back :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Mirs :rofl:

    @SASO :yahoo:

  • West Coast Chick

    Sassy :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    OFF TOPIC: I've had two close male friends tell me I need a spray tan Im soo damn pale it's weird

  • jazzyiest

    @ Still

    Did I miss anyone?!

    ________________________________________________________________________

    I highly doubt it. Hahahahahaha! :hug:

  • Cha Cha

    SASO :claps: you did that... You are the ROLL CALL QUEEN ... SUP BOO!

    I walked all the way to my car to take a nap for my lunch break and forgot my keys...now Im back here talking to ya'll :mad: Im one sleep deprived grumpy azz bish right now

    HIS HOLD ME ........... HIS.....HIS :wail:

  • West Coast Chick

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Mirs
    Did she grab the dog – or drag it how did she fight and did the dog fight back
    ___________________________________

    I know, right! I wouldve been looking on in complete horror... what kind of dog was it.. how old were you.. I need a visual :lol:

  • MsOnederful

    mirsmommy says:

    I saw my Moms fight a dog. I knew back then that I ain’t want it with her.

    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    o wow who won that battle?

  • West Coast Chick

    Cha Cha

    I walked all the way to my car to take a nap for my lunch break and forgot my keys…
    ______________________________

    Hells naw :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @WCC @Choco Ya'll silly as hell!! :rofl:

  • candibfly

    ok other sites are wack too and i have an hour left so i'm back :)

  • West Coast Chick

    :dead: @ "o wow who won that battle?"

  • Candi Apple

    West Coast Chick says:

    Candi Apple says:

    My Mom and Dad only had to give the look and all action halted.
    _______________________________

    do we have the same parents??

    ______________________________

    Probably not because when my dog looks at me wrong I twitch :rofl: but I can tell you were raised right :smile:

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    hey everybody, :yahoo: I just stopped in here for a giggle...

    @The Rapist--I didn't see if anyone answered but I've talked to Brown and she's cool...

  • Phrozen1der

    @ChaCha :lol: I would've been pushing pass eveyone on the wat back inside..

  • Phrozen1der

    way*

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Sassy

    wasssuppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp....lmfaoooo @ real nugga roll call.

    And a healthy fear is always good. More times then often that requires you to whoop yo child's azz.

    My dad did use to whoop me for no reason....for chit like me peeing in the bed. I was only 13...I couldn't help.

    But my mom gave me whoopings I deserved.

  • jazzyiest

    @ Kingston

    My mama was just a bish to me. SERIOUSLY. That heifer was just mean. She realizes it now because my brother gives her hell. He's not bad but he doesn't like to do his schoolwork, is lazy as shit...just crazy. She never had those problems with me and just realizes that while she was tripping with me over little shyt that she really has big shyt to trip over now. That was 10years ago though and we're good but that was one crazy heifer. LOL

  • Mr.BluPhi

    That was suppose to say "More times than not"...

  • mirsmommy

    It was a German Shepherd mixed with a Doberman. I was about 13 years old. I think the dog realized Mommy wasn't playing, once she punched her, snatched her up by the collar, lifted her in the air, and shook the shyt outta her azz. Bish ran out the room with her head ducked low, and her tail between her legs.

    #bishgotserved

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @JAZZY
    "You were missed. Where else can I hear snide azz comments from? And what does tax time have to do with anything? Don’t tell me you work for Uncle Sam?!?!?!? "
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    Ain't nothing wrong with missin a nigga babe.

    Uncle Sam? Yeah, something like that. But unless you in Louisiana and deal with Environmental waste, you safe from me.

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    heyyy sassy! how are you pretty mama?

    sup PSP? I saw Drake Saturday. :)

  • candibfly

    i don't recall ever getting spanked :think: but i was the good daughter, my sister got the brunt of my mom's wrath :-/

  • West Coast Chick

    Mirs

    Mommy grabbed her by the collar, picked her up and tried to shake the **** outta her. Mind you, the dog was 75 damn pounds. Me and my sister had to try to break them up.

    _____________________________

    you cant be serious :lol:

    :dead: @ " Me and my sister had to try to break them up."

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @sassy i got punched in the eye when i accidently said "i will get to it wen i **punchslapandpushedtothegroudn** :cry: but it tought me respect and that the world don't revolve around me and my needs :yes:
    @his :kiss: she ran off candi :shrug: #messy she was askn therapist sum and candi said she going to another site or sum like that IDK :hug:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Therapist…………Only thing I can say is ALOT of patience and time. Figuring out what worked for him and what really aggrevated the shyt out of him. There was a time where he would just throw fits, not like break stuff but cry if stuff wasn’t his way but, I would “talk him down” and coerce him into doing certain things moreso by being extremely passive, damned near begging him. The older he gets, the easier things are getting for him though. He was in special ed all day, now, he attends regular academic classes and spends the rest of the day in special ed.
    __________________________

    Thanks. The parent wants a full time placement right now. I'm leaning towards granting it. But I want to put some things in place before and progress monitor. Otherwise, we have to pay for the full time private special education school.

    The lil kid is such a good guy. I'm glad you have a handle on it. Special Education is all about patience, so I've learned to be very patient in my 9 years of being an educator.

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Choco naw, just go play outside in the sun. lol

  • mirsmommy

    MsOnederful says:

    mirsmommy says:

    I saw my Moms fight a dog. I knew back then that I ain’t want it with her.

    —————————————————————————
    o wow who won that battle?
    ____________

    Mommy :coffee:

  • Candi Apple

    :hug: SASO :clap: you did that

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    My dad did use to whoop me for no reason….for chit like me peeing in the bed. I was only 13…I couldn’t help.
    _______________________________________________________________________

    Uhm Blu, peeing in the bed at 13 is more than enough reason for a whoopin'...

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi I was treated like the bad child, go figure! :shrugs:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ MIRS

    @Sass no she was blocking me - but yeah it was time when you are in your twenties you really think you have arrived an know everything no offense I thought so too especially since I moved out at 19 but not the case!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    :dead: @ MIRS mama

    That sounds like my grandma for real. :rofl:

    She was gangsta as fluck with her wooden cane. :yes:

  • candibfly

    sassy where u get ur windows tinted? :think:

  • Phrozen1der

    @PSP :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    Mr.BluPhi says:

    @Choco naw, just go play outside in the sun. lol

    _______________________

    with lots of cocoa butter on :lol:

  • candibfly

    @phro *squints at u* i can see how that would happen :lol:

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @Kingston... GET OUT!!! and then what ? What chu mean 'saw' him? Did you speak, introuduce yourself, throw panties, WHAT!!

    nikke216 gmail.

  • West Coast Chick

    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    My dad did use to whoop me for no reason….for chit like me peeing in the bed. I was only 13…I couldn’t help.
    _______________________________________________________________________

    Uhm Blu, peeing in the bed at 13 is more than enough reason for a whoopin’…

    __________________________________

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    candibfly says:

    sassy where u get ur windows tinted?
    ___________

    I know a spot that does the whole car for $80, with a warranty. :yes:

    But I'm in Jersey. :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi Not me, I just ALWAYS spoke my mind. You never need be concerned about what I'm thinking because I'd surely tell it... :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    kingstonn says:

    heyyy sassy! how are you pretty mama?

    sup PSP? I saw Drake Saturday.

    _________________________

    was he acting gay?

  • candibfly

    blu i'm convinced those stories about ur students are really about u :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I think the dog realized Mommy wasn’t playing, once she punched her, snatched her up by the collar, lifted her in the air, and shook the shyt outta her azz. Bish ran out the room with her head ducked low, and her tail between her legs.
    _________________________
    I can not breathe :rofl: OMG girl I had to do my pit like that once Im crazy strong when MAD :rofl:

    LOL @ Phro rushing past ppl

  • candibfly

    @mirs where in jersey? my bf lives in nyc so i go frequenlty, jersey ain't no thang!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @blu 13 ok papi u are officially the sr slow student!!! :grin:

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    Points at CandiPants.. she said it (I was just thinking it)

  • jazzyiest

    THIS POST IS LOADING TO DA** SLOW!!! :mad:

  • candibfly

    @phro as is expected i was the good child that did what was told and never got into trouble *adjusts my neon halo*

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ PSP
    girl nothing happened. he was just chilling at the birdman after party to Wayne's concert. looking all sexy and shit... :)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @BLU
    Im afraid to do that it's odd my doc thought I was anemic but I'm not he put me on Vitamin D tho you can see my veins through my skin like Im so dayum vampire

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :lol: I'm talking that mean shoulder dip too...

  • mirsmommy

    candibfly says:

    @mirs where in jersey? my bf lives in nyc so i go frequenlty, jersey ain’t no thang!
    _____________________

    The hood, aka Newark.

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @kingston Was he just as cute? I kinda like the scruff on him?

  • candibfly

    @mirs *packs up my bullet proof vest* what's the name so i can google it?

  • StillASassyOne

    @blu
    Peeing in the bed at 13?! YES- You NEEDED your azz whupped!!

    @CandiApple/PSP/WCC/Cha
    Hello! Thanks! I tried to get everybody!

    @Kingston
    I'm fine beautiful and you.

    @Candi
    This spot called "Tint, Inc." Did the whole car for $120 plus comes with a lifetime warranty. :yes:

    "...niggas be rolling, they hating.....trying to catch me ridddding dirrtyyyyyy..."

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi As did I, I was academically and athletically gifted etc... I worked while I was in High school graduated on time, and went to college.. Ummm I'm the self proclaimed best child ever!!! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    @BLU

    Hun...Peeing in the bed is not nothing if you're capable of waking your big azz up and going to the bathroom. I would have got my azz whooped for that too.

    My four year-old still has accidents but when my older one was still wetting the bed at six and seven I didn't whoop him cause of where he came from and he was still adjusting to life with me.

    I did make him wash out his own sheets and pissy pjs with his own two hands though. He started getting his azz up after doing that a few times. :yes:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    Princess Smarty-Pants says:

    My dad did use to whoop me for no reason….for chit like me peeing in the bed. I was only 13…I couldn’t help.
    _______________________________________________________________________
    Uhm Blu, peeing in the bed at 13 is more than enough reason for a whoopin’…
    _______________________________________________________________________

    I had a bladder problem..... #DontJudgeMeMyNugga ...LOL

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ wcc
    no he was not. :lol:

    @ PSP
    he's really scruffier than the pictures. you know if he looked terrible I'd be the wrong one to let you know. :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Laker
    LOL! Your mom and my mom must be the same person! :rofl:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/FancyMyMusic FrenchGal

    OFF OFF OFF OFF :offtopic:

    Does anyone know what you need to do to setup your business as "Business As" ??? am I even saying that right???????? :shrugs:

  • Candi Apple

    ooh no Not Newark.... You go in with a car but come out with a steering wheel. You should just take the windows out and have them tented and then put them back in your car later. :rofl:

  • candibfly

    @sassy in glen burnie? the place that removed it was gonna do mine for $130 but they ain't say nothin bout no warranties :waiting:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Blu
    Oh HELLL NAWWW!!

    You did NOt have a bladder problem! How was you a grown azz man still peeing in the bed?! Were you scared of the dark or something? Had the boogeyman in your closet?

    What was the cause of that! I got a beating the last time I peed in the bed......at 6!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    @ SASO whats up baby
    Candi whats up Its double coupon day somewhere lets go! :coffee:

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @Ble (399) You're reaching....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CANDI

    I never caught a whipping either.
    :coffee:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Candi
    Yep! Glen Burnie! Comes with a lifetime warranty on peeling, bubbling, cracking, fading, wrinkling, or turning purple. :yes:

  • candibfly

    look at phro over here braggin :rolleyes:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Phro....I;ve said the samething to my sibilings *I'm the best child ever, I was never in trouble, always into school, and kept a job. First to move out, go to college and to top it all off....I'm the only one my parent planned to have"

    Maybe that's why them muffaggas never give me a xmas or bday gift

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    :hugs: @ SASO

    I seen you shout me out about a thousand comments back. :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    You go in with a car but come out with a steering wheel.
    ________________________
    :rofl: So true

  • StillASassyOne

    @French Gal

    "DBA" = "Doing Business As?"

    You need to go to your state's website and fill out paperwork and pay the fee for it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    :lol: @ Blu My dad used to push my face is the wet spot I was 5 :no:

  • candibfly

    @AL sup with u :yes: <---- head nod u got any coupons for window tint?

    @man perhaps u should have been :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @SASO Some kids have over active bladders, or their bladder at the time is smaller than it should be. Thus when in a deep sleep, you are totally unaware of your bed wetting. Some even experience dreams of being on the toilet,or water hoses and probably swimming all of these can cause the bed wetting during your sleepy state.... :yes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @frenchgal u new :coffe:
    @sassy my momma did not play at all she is 5'4 and act like she big and get all up in ur face in a min :cry:

  • candibfly

    sassy u got a four door right? so thereotically mine should be cheaper since i have a 2 door :think:

  • StillASassyOne

    Hey Yso! & Al! :waves:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @YSO and @Laker

    I had DAMN bladder problem. LMFAOOO... Hell, sometimes I don't wake up now.
    Naw, Im jus joking.

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi :yes:

    @Therapist :lol: Yeah that could be why.. I'm the first to do it all,my sister then followed. Once she gets her Masters i'll then call her smarter than me.. But until then..... :coffee:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Candi

    you suppose be on my team

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @Al (hey!) #415....Say it ain't so.. I thought that's how you potty train puppies?

    @SASO and Frenchy I thoughtyou firsthad to get aan LLC license and then your comnies can be named under that umbrella....

    For example: SASO,LLC DBA Frenchy's Pub

  • Phrozen1der

    @Blu You was dead ass bruh!! :lol:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    Hey SASO! Saw the nugga roll call

    @Blu....ummm somethings you just don't share dawg

    @Al....he put ur face in the wet spot.....that's CHILD ABUSE lol...did it work?

  • StillASassyOne

    @Al
    Your dog treated you like you were a puppy! That's what you're supposed to do to dogs to teach them not to go in the house- rub their noses in it! :rofl:

    @Phro
    I used to have dreams of being in the bathroom on the pot in my sleep and would wet myself. That last beating at age 6- stopped all that COLD! I still have dreams regularly of using the bathroom when I'm sleep- but now, my body wakes me up before I even get close to going.

    @Candi
    Yep-should be cheaper! You got the 2-door altima?! I hate chu!! LOL! Do you like it?

  • candibfly

    phro u are really knowledgable about bladder issues :think:

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ phro
    aw, you're the nerd in your family too? so am I. you think I wouldn't have got fussed at as much but no. she was happy when I got my scholarship though. :lol:

  • candibfly

    sassy i like it, its cute, but sometimes i'm like why the fvck didn't i get 4 doors! when i'm trying to fit something in my car.

  • StillASassyOne

    @PSP
    That is correct. But her state website should give her all the information on that. I filed for an LLC on Friday. My fee was $100 but I think it varies from state to state.

    But it does have to be an LLC first.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    @ Candi Not yet but I want to get tint on my truck so I will have some by the weekend but you're a chick just go to the hood and tell the dudes at the tint place something nice and they will have you ready for the streets for lo lo prices! :yes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @al we did that to our puppy and then hit him on the nose did daddy hit u on the naris????
    @therapist did u scream "LA MIGRAAAA GUEY" :grin:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Phro....i guess i need to start apologizing. My Bday is in 3 weeks.

    @Laker...ur mom sound like my sister. short and fiesty

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Phroz

    Yeah i was the best child ever too.....but thats because I am the only child.

    I never had to share my mamas love =)

  • Phrozen1der

    @SASO Exactly!

    @Candi :coffee: *Miss Doubtfire voice* "Cause I use to be one" :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    @PHRO

    That's exactly why I believe in whoopings but not for stuff like bedwetting or even potty training.

    But they should have SOME kind of consequence to teach them that they can't just piddle all over the house like a puppy.

    There is a big difference between discipline and punishment. :yes:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Al ohh damn. Thats border line abuse. LOL

  • Candi Apple

    :rofl: @Blu Sorry, cant share everything.

  • candibfly

    i was kidding blu :hug:

  • StillASassyOne

    Mr.BluPhi says:

    @YSO and @Laker

    I had DAMN bladder problem. LMFAOOO… Hell, sometimes I don’t wake up now.
    Naw, Im jus joking.

    ------------------------

    :eyeroll: You aint joking, nigga. :coffee:

    @Candi
    I test-drove one, but I got in it....and the salesman had to help me get out of it! LOL! It was too low for me! Was sexy though! :yes:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Kingstonn LOL! ALl goodie though

    @Therapist Yeah, let me know how that works out LOL!

    @Blu Nah, you were'nt the fave they liked your best friend more :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    Yea It didnt work I just kinda grew out of it by 7. Yea it was child abuse. I been trying to forgive him but if I see him in the streets he better hope I got my kids with me because other than that Im Paralyzin that boy :coffee:

  • candibfly

    @al the place i went to the vietnamese dude with one front tooth did it, nig wasn't checkin for me! :lol: i think i'll try the place sassy was talm bout. i need that warranty.

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @1911
    Im not ashamed..... lol

    @Phroz
    I dont know how old I was when I stop peeing in the bad. But I do know I stop kinda late.

  • StillASassyOne

    @Candi
    I just called and inquired- it's $100 even (tax included). #Helpful

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    @ Lake he punched me in the stomach :coffee:

  • candibfly

    sassy i'm already low to the ground...and i had to pump my seat up :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @YSo Agreed! You spank someone who pees while they are alert, not someone who was ASLEEP! That thing that wakes us, does'nt always work for everyone....

    :offtopic: My cousin hid his pee clothes and my Aunt followed the smell and beat my cousin with the clothes.... :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    place i checked they doing lifetime warranty for 135

  • candibfly

    i :heart: sassy!

    they best not try to quote me nothin different either! i'm gonna roll up there with a print out of this wall :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @therapist she is very ummmm short temper she tells u once wat she wants u don't get it right its ur azz!!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Blu :yes: Understood..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    @BLU

    Sooo...You're a spoiled mama's boy that wet the bed at least until junior high...You're lucky you're pretty. :rofl:

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    Pee clothes? *logs off*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @YSO
    "There is a big difference between discipline and punishment"
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    :cosign:
    A good ol fashioned "time out" can go a long way.

  • Phrozen1der

    I'ma ride my HUFFY to D.C. and get that bish tinted...eff these gas prices!! :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    Im glad my pain could bring so many of you People JOY! :coffee:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Candi
    They won't! Just call and set up an appt to come in. They don't change their prices up. You spoke to Travis. :wink:

  • West Coast Chick

    ALBoy says:

    @ Blu My dad used to push my face is the wet spot I was 5

    _________________________________

    :wtf:

  • Phrozen1der

    @PSP :rofl: Dead ass!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    @ALBOY

    Let me know when you run into that nigga...I got a bat with his name on it.

    Abusive bastid. :mad:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Candi thats what Im talkin bout

    @Sassy we gon fight

    @CandyApple again Im not ashamed ...LOL

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    but if I see him in the streets he better hope I got my kids with me because other than that Im Paralyzin that boy
    ____________________
    Awww :hugs: @ Al so he also punched you in the stomach

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @al dizzzam ur papa was not playing wat is it about men and lil boys that instead of spanking they always punching in the arm stomach :shrug: my uncle said u punch boys u spank girls...

  • West Coast Chick

    Mr.BluPhi says:

    @1911
    Im not ashamed….. lol

    @Phroz
    I dont know how old I was when I stop peeing in the bad. But I do know I stop kinda late.

    ______________________________________

    have you had any recent accidents?? :think:

  • candibfly

    @phro that's what i been doing, riding my bike (i got a free bike from my co-worker #winning #umad) from my co-worker, i can't keep buying gas! (eventho i spend my $ on other stuff but get an attitude when i'm on E)

  • StillASassyOne

    @Candi
    What color is your car (interior & exterior)?

    Be careful because I got 35% and my car and inside is Black....and it looks so dark that I'm nervous everytime I ride by a cop now. LOL!

    Even in the sunshine on Sunday, you could still barely see in my car if you're leaning on the glass window. So.....if your outside & inside is dark, it may be smart to get the 40% to be safe.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    @ Phrozen I decided friday when I filled up for 70 ( I had 1/4 of a tank) that it was indeed time to start cycling again back and forth to work :yes:

  • Phrozen1der

    I'd rub that 8 y/o YT boy from Dr.Phil's head in a bed full of someone elses pee and then beat him for it with his badass!!!! :rofl:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    YSoSerious says:

    @BLU
    Sooo…You’re a spoiled mama’s boy that wet the bed at least until junior high…You’re lucky you’re pretty.
    __________________________________________________________________

    Im not spoiled. I had a bladder problem. And thank =) lmfaoooo

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ choco
    oh yeah. Rio is doing fine. he had a hernia but they fixed it: )

  • candibfly

    sassy its dark blue and the interior is gray

    the tint i had before was so beautiful :crying:...and illegal here :mad: fvckin MD

  • Phrozen1der

    @WCC LOG THE FLUVK OFF!!!!! :rofl:

    @CANDI I was counting miles this weekened heading to my prophytes bday party! :no:

    @ALBoy I'm about to get back in my running shape, and sprint every damn where!! :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    @ Al... Kudos to you brotha :claps: .. I hear you mention your kids, and from what I can tell.. the cycle has been broken! :thumbsup:

    real talk

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ wcc
    :rofl: you silly!

  • West Coast Chick

    @ Kingstonn :shrugs: what I do dis time?

    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    Nah My dad was on that dope so he probably thought I was trying to rob him or something :shurg: he was all the way crazy!

    @ Phrozen :lol: I would whoop him back <--- like Mother used to :lol: aint no tightining up your back <---Slave Whooping

  • yallcrazy

    :popcorn:

    Whatchall talmbout

  • Phrozen1der

    If you had pee clothes up until your senior year of college and you lived to tell about it, that ass was spoiled!! :coffee:

    :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Al
    Damn! You too?! I filled my tank up last week (with the free $100 gas card I got in the mail from the dealership I purchased my car from...

    :offtopic: Looking for a new Nissan? GO TO FREDERICK NISSAN IN FREDERICK, MD!! And ask for Jeff! He'll get you RIGHT! :yes: ...

    ....but when that meter read $72, I almost had a stroke! See when the next time my car gets filled up, ya hear?! I REFUSE at these prices!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @BLU MAMAS BOY!! :nana:
    @AL UR DADY WRONG THAN A MOTHA FUKKA FOR THAT!!!
    @YSO IS IT ALL METAL IF NOT I GOT A SPARE ONE :grin: **scratcheslakerdadyofftoaldaddysleepingweapon**

  • candibfly

    @phro i was coming back from nyc and stopped in jersey (they have full svc not self) and nig actin like he was annoyed i was only putting $20 in the tank. fvck that, somehow i will make it to md on $20...and i did :coffee: i mean the light came on but i made it safely

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    If Obama don't do something bout these gas problems in a second...
    :mad:

  • mirsmommy

    candibfly says:

    @mirs *packs up my bullet proof vest* what’s the name so i can google it?
    ______________________

    Sorry, I stepped away for a min, but looks like Sassy hooked you up. :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    Phrozen1der says:

    @WCC LOG THE FLUVK OFF!!!!!

    ________________________

    :ashamed: Ima be good!

    :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Kingston
    Thats wassuppp :thumbsup: have they released him yet

  • Phrozen1der

    @ALboy :rofl: Refrain from speaking to me!!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    @ WCC preshate that :yes:

  • Cha Cha

    Phrozen1der says:

    @ChaCha I would’ve been pushing pass eveyone on the wat back inside..

    Yeah I was kind of rude, I aint hold the door open for folks three steps behind me :rofl: Dont you hate when people do that shyt to you though... :rofl: rude fackers

  • mirsmommy

    candibfly says:

    sassy its dark blue and the interior is gray

    the tint i had before was so beautiful …and illegal here fvckin MD
    ___________________

    :lol: I stay with illegal tint.

    #ionlyfluckswithlimotint

  • StillASassyOne

    @Candi
    Ig your interior is a lighter gray, you may be okay! You had 35% before, right? MD gets on my nerves heavily with these damn tint laws. You can't help it if your car comes from the factory with 5-8% on it BEFORE you add the 35%!

    You may can ride the 35% though. If you're worried about having to remove it again- get the 40%, though.

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi :rofl: I cannot with you... I thought I was a gas abolitionist but you are a gas NAZI!!!!! :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @ChaCha I'll get right up on them so they'd have to pull the door to close it on me, which at that point means you hit me and we must now FISTACUFFS!!! :rofl:

  • candibfly

    man i already had to have that shty removed, i'm play it safe cause i might snap if i gotta get it removed again :shotsfired:

    @phro what? :shrugs: i mean $20 is all i had, but God looks out for His children so I was able to make it

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    When I worked at the hospital i woould always see Lil kids 4,5,6 y/o on the psyc ward talkin bout their parents couldnt control them Im like they dont have switch trees by your house? I would beat that back! they would love me for it later :lol:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Candi
    I lie to you not- I forget that all Jersey's gas stations are full service. The first time I stopped at a gas station up there in 2008, this guy started coming towards my car- I thought he was gonna try to rob me/rape me so I got scared sped off! And when I went to another station- another guy was standing at my window like: "gas?"

    I wouldnt wind the window down and was like: "I don't have any spare change!" Then he said: "no- we're full service."

    Then I remembered hearing my cousin once talking about how all Jersey's stations were full service... :ashamed:

  • mirsmommy

    candibfly says:

    man i already had to have that shty removed, i’m play it safe cause i might snap if i gotta get it removed again
    ________________________

    :lol: My car is black on black, and I have the 5% tint on all the windows, and 35% on my windshield. And I'll be damned if I remove my tint. :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Im undecided on whether or not to get tint - I want it but somehow I think it will look odd with a silver car - and I don't want that reflective mirror type chit either

  • candibfly

    sassy its lighter gray, i'm go with 40% this time

    can they put some rims on my shty and add a back up camera and some bluetooth shyt in my car...for free too? :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi :rofl: I dig it, God knows how much I can handle. And he knows I cannot handle being stranded. #TeamNoTurnsduringtheworkweek!

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    GAS is crazy high....chit don't spilt over to CHAP STICK. It's $2.99 now. Damn pertroleum

  • candibfly

    my previous car was silver and it had dark tint (got stopped for it but it was legal...nig gave me a warning ticket :mad:) and it looked good, got compliments

  • http://twitter.com/#!/FancyMyMusic FrenchGal

    StillASassyOne says:

    @French Gal

    “DBA” = “Doing Business As?”

    You need to go to your state’s website and fill out paperwork and pay the fee for it.

    _____________________________

    Ok so you're saying i have to LLC first???

    I'm not ready to incorporate but I do want to register the company....

    ugh i think i'm making this harder then it seems

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    :lol: @ candi and full service I remember I went to a full service station ! time didnt know that they charge you more money I didnt even know it was full service until I got out onthe dude tried to grab the pump. Im like I got it buddy. Him nah man I got to do this . Me No you dont back up off my car. talkin bout it full service so there is a fee and to every gallon of gas boy stop Ill go some where else thanks! :lol:

  • Cha Cha

    Phrozen1der says:

    @ChaCha I’ll get right up on them so they’d have to pull the door to close it on me, which at that point means you hit me and we must now FISTACUFFS!!!

    :rofl: Me too. Its gonna be a misunderstanding!!. The other day I was on the elevator and the door was getting ready to close and this dumb azz through her arm in the door to block it so she could get on.... I wanted to punch her on the top of her head soooooo bad :mad: WHY you couldnt wait till the next elevator in less than 5 seconds opened up.... KILLYOSELF and that strong azz arm!

  • StillASassyOne

    @Mirs
    How are you able to see at night while driving with the tint that dark? This is my first car having tint on it and at 35%, I was STRUGGLING like hell to see out my back window the first night.

    In MD- they'd have been pulled your azz over though. And with it being that dark azz limo tint- they might have made you start taking off the tint yourself while on the side of the beltway. It's happened to people I know before.

  • Phrozen1der

    @ALboy :rofl:

    @Therapist You better buy that big ass jug of vaseline, and keep filling up your empty carmex canisters.. #Helpful :coffee:

  • mirsmommy

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Candi
    I lie to you not- I forget that all Jersey’s gas stations are full service. The first time I stopped at a gas station up there in 2008, this guy started coming towards my car- I thought he was gonna try to rob me/rape me so I got scared sped off! And when I went to another station- another guy was standing at my window like: “gas?”

    I wouldnt wind the window down and was like: “I don’t have any spare change!” Then he said: “no- we’re full service.”

    Then I remembered hearing my cousin once talking about how all Jersey’s stations were full service…
    _________________________

    :dead:

    I remember years ago, when I took my first road trip. I was in PA, and stopped to get gas, I got PISSED when no one came over to pump my gas. Showed my azz at that gas station, and was like, :oops: when I was told it was self serve. :lol:

  • candibfly

    dang mirs u a gangsta! :lol: 5%? :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I would beat that back!
    __________________
    :lol:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/FancyMyMusic FrenchGal

    @LakerChic yes ma'am I am new to posting (only because i forgot my password) but i've been a lurker for 2 years :-D

  • Cha Cha

    therapist1911 says:

    GAS is crazy high….chit don’t spilt over to CHAP STICK. It’s $2.99 now. Damn pertroleum

    :argue: TRY 4.27 where I live! ...Cha Cha boust to invest in some shape ups :yes:

  • candibfly

    i hate full svc. i don't need u to pump these $10! :mad:

    are u supposed to tip them? cause i sped the fvck off and got back on the turnpike :shrugs:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    In MD- they’d have been pulled your azz over though. And with it being that dark azz limo tint- they might have made you start taking off the tint yourself while on the side of the beltway. It’s happened to people I know before.
    __________________
    :yes: Which is why I play by their rules cuz they don't play

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    #TeamBigAssJarOfVaseline

    It has so very many uses. :coffee:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @phro #Unhelpful lol i ain't doin that hood chit. But bet a nugga keep up with thhis tube of lip chap or just have crusty azz lips

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco
    I think it'll look good. And the reflective mirror type tint is illegal in DMV so don't even think about it.

    @Therapist
    You getting gas for $2.99?! WHERE!?!?!? (Or was that a typo and you meant 3.99?)

    @Candi
    LOL! Uhhhh- prolly not free. I have all that on my car...but best believe they got about an extra $5k out of me for all that stuff! Went in there for a new car at $20K, left out with it at $25k! They got me! But I love it though!

    @French
    Yeah- you're prolly making it harder. You don't have to incorporate yet. You can't "DBA" on an "INC" company. It has to be an "LLC."

  • http://twitter.com/#!/FancyMyMusic FrenchGal

    @therapist1911 2.99 ?????????
    it's 4bucks by me in Jersey ok not 4 but 3.57 :wtf:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Cha Cha...Imma ride my back to work this summer. Cardio and Saving money. I can catch the train home if I get lazy on the way back

    @Yso.......#nasty

  • MzDimplez1123

    Since we're trading stories..............How's about Sunday, my brother asked my to give my one year old nephew a quick wipe down before he took him home. So, I take him in the bathroom, strip him down, and start to lather his towel. Bless his sweet lil devilish heart, the lil demon decides to take a leak ALL over the flippin floor. :ashamed:

    #BoysInMyFamilyNeedATalkingToo. :yes:

  • candibfly

    they be makin moonshine, can i make my own damn gas? :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    Um...There is a :newpost: in case this one is loading to slow for y'all.

  • StillASassyOne

    @Mirs
    LMAO! You got embarassed because they weren't full-serve and I got embarassed because they were!

    @Candi
    Umm- I think you are supposed to tip them. I do.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @french well hello there then :grin:
    ALRIGHT FUKAS IM OUTIE YALL HAVEA A GOOD ONE AND THE CHEAPEST GAS HERE IS 2.75 :mad:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    Thanks I had it on my black one and it was legal so it didn't look so dark but I hate when ppl can see my face or I see them staring at me

  • West Coast Chick

    :lol: Al..... "Him nah man I got to do this "...

    :lol: Cha ...."KILLYOSELF and that strong azz arm!"

    ya'll be having me rollin over here- LMAO

  • West Coast Chick

    :lol: Al..... "Him nah man I got to do this "...

    :lol: Cha ...."KILLYOSELF and that strong azz arm!"

    ya'll be having me rollin over here- LMAO

  • cocoa49

    Oh well you can't love everything your fav puts out, BUT she still is the Queen and will remain on top. While she was gone she gave others the chance to shine. All they did was flop. So one bad song, as some of you call it, will not make her lose her crown.

  • candibfly

    sassy, oh, well he was actin saddity bout my $20 so i said fvck it and sped the hell off (after i got my gas), best believe i ain't stoppin in NJ again unless i absolutely have to

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    LMAO no FAM....a lil tube of CHAPSTICK is $2.99 not gas. Chap stick is made with pertroleum there for chap stick for my dry azz lips prices has as well since gas prices are increasing

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Imma ride my back to work this summer. Cardio and Saving money. I can catch the train home if I get lazy on the way back
    _______________________
    I know you meant bike but that chit sounded funny :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    dam neva mind 3.75 chit blame it on therapist :)

  • yallcrazy

    *just read all comments* smh

    Sending girlie kisses to Baby J's cheeks!

  • mirsmommy

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Mirs
    How are you able to see at night while driving with the tint that dark? This is my first car having tint on it and at 35%, I was STRUGGLING like hell to see out my back window the first night.

    In MD- they’d have been pulled your azz over though. And with it being that dark azz limo tint- they might have made you start taking off the tint yourself while on the side of the beltway. It’s happened to people I know before.
    ________________________

    At first, I couldn't see shat, now I'm the :champ: at navigating with my tint. :lol:

    We do not tip full serve :no: Pay them your gas, and tell em good day.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgGdkC6hJc&NR=1 YSoSerious

    @THERAPIST

    I ain't nasty. :nono: Just practical. :coffee:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/FancyMyMusic FrenchGal

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Imma ride my back to work this summer. Cardio and Saving money. I can catch the train home if I get lazy on the way back
    _______________________
    I know you meant bike but that chit sounded funny

    _____________________

    had me :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    @ Sassy, I rode through MD almost two years ago, with my fresh tint, still had the "Do Not Roll Down Windows" stickers on my window buttons. :lol: But I only rode through on I95.

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Crazy.........Want me to send him for a visit? LOL

    @ Cha.............I hate when ppl do that too. I be wishing to be on the elevator by myself like I own it and shyt. :rofl:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/FancyMyMusic FrenchGal

    @lakerchic thanks :waves:

  • yallcrazy

    @Dimpz, of course you can send him. I love sweet kids...

  • Phrozen1der

    @ChaCHa :rofl: Ole late face ass ho3!!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Therapist :rofl:

    @Yso It sure does, elbows,knees,ankles, and feet :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/YKlCEUngHB0 kingstonn

    @ dimpz
    check your email Hun. :)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @FRENCH GAL
    "Ok so you’re saying i have to LLC first???

    I’m not ready to incorporate but I do want to register the company….

    ugh i think i’m making this harder then it seems"
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    What are you trying to do?

  • http://twitter.com/#!/FancyMyMusic FrenchGal

    oh boy co-worker is blasting the new Bey track........

  • candibfly

    Lemme say goodnight lest I have folks thinking they ran me off the site :blink:

    Night!

  • http://twitter.com/#!/FancyMyMusic FrenchGal

    @Man my partner and i want to register our company so that when we start getting checks cut it can go into our account and for taxes purposes i guess.......

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi Night babes! :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    600 posts huh?

    and noone told me to come back in here.... :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    <-- This is my imitation of @Al...Cool Laid back....yet can be an Ass at the same time :coffee:

    (I think all the recent Chester Cheetah commercials are great...)

  • yallcrazy

    Good Night Twin!!!!!!!!!! :waves:

    *thinking* Mature folks can't get "run off". :rofl:

  • http://twitter.com/SayItaIntSoJoe8 Atypical

    :shocked: I really don’t get where all of this Beyonce is gone/done/over stuff comes from? The I AM DVD went double platinum in like two weeks….. Nicki Minaj’s CD hasn’t gone double platinum, yet…. Kanye West new CD hasnt gone double platinum yet… She obviously has a following… As for the song, meh, it’s ok and I’m a Bey Stan…..However I’d be willing to be some serious money that the kids will love this song…..It’s B Season….

  • Bigbadwolf

    Good morning! Happy 420 :)

  • GoldenGurl

    There's a whole version on youtube. Its was fast as hell though, IDK, I gotta hear the real version to really say if I like or not. But damn, whats up with the whole "girl" thing these days? Aint no women left?? lol