Ladies, is your man a linebacker in heels? Does he roar like a lion but has the heart of a pussycat? Does he throw drinks in your face? Do you come home from work to find your closet rearranged and your husband blames it on the kids when he’s actually playing “dress up” in your closet ?
If you say yes to all of the above, you might be with a flagrant brotha.
A flagrant brotha is not to be confused with a flamboyant homosexual like Derek J who dresses up in heels and carries a purse just to get attention. At least you know what you’re getting with Derek J.
YouTube comic Paul Mooney Jr. has just uploaded the latest installment of his “Flagrant Brotha” video series to teach you young ladies how to spot a flagrant brotha who is the worst type of role model for your sons.
As Mooney says: “Black women, please want better for yourselves!”
lmfao @ Flagrant brotha!!!!!
What a way to start a Thurdsay!
GOOOOOOOD MOOORRRNING YALL!
I can’t even comment on this mess
Nigga-bish shyt!
That’s some She-by-Sheree Shyt!
Fragrant Activity!
TOO EARLY FOR THIS CHIT…
<head nod
@LOLITA MORNING JUICY LIPS
@WHITE WATS UP
(. .”) <————-Its KNOT Eric's fault she threw one on him first in his defense.
That Paul Mooney Video was hilarious "thats some soy milk in my latte bS".
Good Morning everyone
SnootyPooty says:
(. .”) <————-Its KNOT Eric's fault she threw one on him first in his defense.
That Paul Mooney Video was hilarious "thats some soy milk in my latte bS".
He did say it was that big azz knot on his head controlling him!
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Bur seriously I have seen men take a drink that they bought and pour it out, but I have never seen a real man splash a woman with a drink until this shyt here….
@WUT… I mean its not manly thats for sure. Its like a woman hitting a man and don’t expect for him not to retaliate so keep your hands to yourself i don’t think he would have thrown the drink if she didn’t throw it first though because he was leaving
Ok I didn’t see one minute of this season’s Basketball Concubines… I mean Basketball Baby Mamas… I mean Basketball Exes. Seeing this dude throw that drink in her face was just hurtful. Then he had some aim so you know he’s done it before!!! SMH at EW looking like a black Uncle Fester.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
TOO EARLY FOR THIS CHIT…
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@SNOOTY THATS WHAT I SAID SHE THREW SOME AGUA AT HIZ CULO HE JUST HAD BETTER AIM
MORNING BEUTIFUL PIC 
@WUT I HATE UR GRAVI MAKES ME FEEL LIKE HE WATCHING ME AND THE PERSON NEXT TO ME #MULTITASKING
Welcome back Aunty
Smh, he is a Fafool! Lmao, Ol Flagrant ass nigga
Good Morn-Ting Folks
LMAO!! Paul Mooney is a fool!!! But he is telling the truth (straight no chaser)!!:-)
@eb Where did Auntie go? She posted yesterday.
Can’t watch the vid yet but Paul Mooney is a FOOWELL in gen
@free I would have tuned in had I known my boo Memphiz was on he is very charming n FINE indeed
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@SNOOTY THATS WHAT I SAID SHE THREW SOME AGUA AT HIZ CULO HE JUST HAD BETTER AIM MORNING BEUTIFUL PIC
Don’t hate cuz he’s efficient! He can make someone a good bodyguard! He can watch you and the people around you at the same time!
That’s a good marketing strategy… Do you have Wondering Eye Syndrome? Do people tease you because you can look both ways at the same time when crossing the street? Well we have the perfect job for you!!!…. 
<<drawing up the proposal….
@WUT I HATE UR GRAVI MAKES ME FEEL LIKE HE WATCHING ME AND THE PERSON NEXT TO ME #MULTITASKING
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Morning everyone (shouts out to everybody!)
I can’t see the vid and I’s tired for a Thursday…
@Laker I mean its not right but I’m saying i understand it LOL
@Mrs Pretti I hope you feel better.
@SNOOTY
A WET NOT IN THE FORHEAD FOR A WET GREEN CONTACT.. I SAY IT WAS FAIR!
@WUT
@MrsPretti *sprays lysol* I hope u feel better
@Lakes hilarious …
Hey Daisy and Eb
this post…
MORNING COCOA
Good morning all!! I love Paul Mooney, that nucca funny as shyte!!
YARDGAL!
Sup Snoots
Laker
Pretty tits
Coke
Daisy
FeFe
#noclique
MORNING BROWN..
Hey Luscious!!
@Snooty @Daisy Thanx Hunnies :Smile: my CPU is acting up, sorry for the late response.
Yardgal we gon party together next yr!
We need to get us some matchin tiaras!
morning snoots…miss you!
morning everyone
today is my friday!
Pretty tits you need me to come rub some vicks on ya chest????
#helpful
“SANDRA-MAE” you left us hanging yesterday, we had to fin for ourselves, NO NEW TOPICS
<<<<<<<<this is all we had
CREMEFILLIN!
Moanin my babies Lucious, snooty, Lake, coco, yardgirl, wut, Fefe
and all else, tatted when you come in Hony, man, Chilby, all yall
Keeping up the Kardashians
getting a manicure close to french tips
Good morning everyone
@CREAMY
@Luscious: Girl, you done read my mind with the matching tiaras!!
@HTOWN WHO THAT BE IN UR GRAVI HIM LOOK HANDSOME
SKRONG!!
Good morning- I love Paul Mooney he doesn’t age a bit. Coming from a ole fragrant brother himself, he is a mess. Some fragrant men have problems with their emotions and behave like women because they were raised solely by women.
@COCOA … I MISS YOU TOO SNIFF SNIFF TEAR TEAR
YG
we can’t get some matchin sashes!
Today is National Kiss n Make Up day #random
RIP Aaliyah
Hey Laker
That mi padre
BTW – ‘MOANING Brown, WUT, FeFe, HTown, Lakes, Creamy, Daisy, Cocoa, Snooty, TiTi, Wite, Free, Yard, Eb, Sweet D, Mother Jeff, Too Cute AND ALL THOSE WHO POSTED AFTER I SAID GMORNING.
@ lakes
is that my Alex in ur gravi? can i have him? he’s frigging adorable!
MORNING TATTED
Paul Mooney is a damn fool!!!
Morning Family!!!!
Aaliyah we miss U baby girl!!!!!
Heeey Chiby
IT’S BEEN TOO LONG & I’M LOST W/O YOU!
RIP AALIYAH!
Mornin Tatted
“SANDRA-MAE” you left us hanging yesterday, we had to fin for ourselves, NO NEW TOPICS
<<<<<<<<this is all we had
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We made the best of it though….that post generated damn near 600 comments…Sometimes you got make it do what it do….
I’m sure Aaliyah is rolling over in her grave with all these wack wannabe “singers” that have tried to emulate her style and swagg….NONE of them can ever get it just right though…
Aaliyah was in a league of her own…
FUNNY!!
Luscious says:
YG
we can’t get some matchin sashes!
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I wield a mean glue gun and will bedazzle that ‘ish with rhinestone and cyrstals!!:yes:
@KINGSTON YES THAT BE HIM
COME GET HIS LIL AZZ!! NO REFUNDS! 
MORNING PUURTY LADY
@HTOWN PADRE IS HANDSOME
HIM LOOKS LIKE U FUK WITH MY LIL GIRL U GON BE SORRY!! I LIKE IT!!!
This is to early in the morning for this! I hadn’t even had my cup of
yet!!! Lol…
Good morning Everyone!
chibytex says:
I’m sure Aaliyah is rolling over in her grave with all these wack wannabe “singers” that have tried to emulate her style and swagg….NONE of them can ever get it just right though…
Aaliyah was in a league of her own…
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While I must admit, I enjoyed Aaliyah in her day (and I don’t want to speak ill of the dead) BUT SINGER SHE WAS NOT! Could she hold a note, yes, but sanger…..NOPE!
#JMO!
@TATT
MORNING
@Lakes
How is your son? I wanna hook him up with my daughter!
He’s cutie!!!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
chibytex says:
I’m sure Aaliyah is rolling over in her grave with all these wack wannabe “singers” that have tried to emulate her style and swagg….NONE of them can ever get it just right though…
Aaliyah was in a league of her own…
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While I must admit, I enjoyed Aaliyah in her day (and I don’t want to speak ill of the dead) BUT SINGER SHE WAS NOT! Could she hold a note, yes, but sanger…..NOPE!
#JMO!
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agreed tatted she was just a cut lil button, with no other out like her style.. tomboyish look.. it fitted her tho, sangers are Stephanie, mills, the old whitney houston, Pattie labelle, Phylis hyman, Regina belle, vesta, etc… and a few others yall get my drift tho
@Tatted
notice I put singers in () cause I agree that Aaliyah wasnt the best singer, but she was the BEST at what she did…her style and swag was the chit…and she sexy as hell but never too revealing *cough Rhianna*
And NOBODY could touch her on the dance floor…NOBODY!!!
YG
Oooooh you can put our names on it!
Our names on the from then Pisces on the back!
@CHI HE IS AWWWSOME LOVING PRE-K
AND NO MAMA NO HOOKING MY LIL MAN UP HE ALREADY ACT LIKE HE THE PAPI CHULO OF PRE-K 
HE GROWING UP TO DAM FAST! U KNOW AFTER PRE-K THE YEARS R GOING TO FLY BY….
Thanks Laker
He was cutting up this past week. I thought he was going to kill my oldest daughter’s dad. I can’t wait until he moves down here. He’s a G all the way
@Chi
lol
My baby is closer in age
@Lakes
Pre-K that’s a lil too old for my daughter…she’s only two….but she acts 25…wearing my heals, and putting on my make-up carrying my purses…this lil girl actually goes around the house looking for stuff to put in my empty purses….I didnt start doing that until I was 10…
@HTOWN HIM LOOKS LIKE HE WILL BEAT A MAN TO A FUKN SLIMMY PULP OVER HIS BABY GIRL
AWW AINT NOTHING LIKE HAVING DADDY AROUND… 
GIRL ALEX IS SOO SWEET HE ASK ME THIS MORNING “MOMMY CAN I TAKE ANAYA TO SKOOL WITH ME? I TAKE CARE OF HER I KNOW SHE MISS HER BRROOTHER COME ON ANAYA LET BRRROTHER PUT SHOE SHOE ON!” 
I HOPE HE DONT GET BULLY IN SCHOOL… #IFIGHTPREKTHUGSTOO!
@CHI YUP I FEEL ALL SOFT INSIDE MY LIL MAN DID NOT EVEN SNIFF OR SHED A DAM TEAR THE FIRST DAY HE WAS TELLING ME TO GO TO WORK SO HE CAN MAKE FRIENDS
BUT SO PROUD OF HIM..
@ Creamy & Chi….YOU GUYS AIN’T LYING. THAT GIRL COULD GET A HEART TO PALPITATING (SP)!
@Lakes
My oldest just started Kindergarten. She loves it. She rides the school bus and everything. I love it because she comes home and is ready to go to bed by 7:30. It’s good that he is so protective over his baby sis.
My two are very close as well. London waits at the door for Sydney to come home and gets excited when we go to the bus stop to get her. I hope they stay close.
Uh-oh Lakes….I SEE THE GRAVI MAMI!
@Tatted
I may be in your area soon. Aren’t you in/near Columbus?
Luscious says:
YG
Oooooh you can put our names on it!
Our names on the from then Pisces on the back!
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I like your style!!
@HTOWN AWW SHE RIDE THE BUS ALREADY BIG GIRL
YES ALEX AND LIL MAMA ARE EXTRA CLOSE WEN SHE GET IN TROUBLE HE BE TRYING TO EXPLAIN FOR HER OR JUST SAY “SHE LIL SHE BABY SHE DONT KNOW MOMMY” I HOPE THEY STAY CLOSE TOO SHE WANTS TO BE LIKE HER BIG BRO SO BAD TRY TO DANCE SAY WATEVER HE SAY AND DO ALL THE BOY GAMES WITH HIM TOO… HE HAD THIS POWER WHEEL SHE RIDES IN THE BACK 
@TATT
THANKS…
That’s great Lakes
I love watching the girls interact. Sydney is even helping London with her potty training. She will help her get on the big toilet and has taught her to pull the stool up to the sink to wash her hands.
When London gets in trouble she runs to Sydney to tell on me
@ HTOWN….yup, Columbus. Let me know when you come. Maybe we can get together for lunch!
O/T:
We got RAIN!!!!!!!!!!! Last night and this morning.
Tatted you in Ohio
@Tatted
will do! My ex is in the Army and will be transferred there this November. I may bring our daughter up shortly thereafter so I will know of a few things to do.
Brown..yup, in boring arse Ohio w/a possible move to San Diego this time next year!
Brown did you forget yo Twitter log on? :waitiing:
TEXAS WEATHER IS FUKN CRAZY RAINING AT 8 HOT AS FUK SUNNY A 9:30
**MELTS**
@ HTOWN….OKAY. We got until November then to figure it out! I will definitely like to meet up for lunch/dinner or something. Maybe (if you don’t mind) you can meet my bew! She’s shy but sweet!
Tatted email
HINDU
what you talkin bout???
yoooooooooooooo its foul… but on point forreal tho! HAHAHA
Brown…got it!
U haven’t logged on in like 22 days or sumthin irregular like that
Did anybody else notice Madea/Tyler Perry up there. Hmmmmm is that a coincidence?
Aww Lakes and Htown ya’ll make me want another baby!!!
I dont know my lil ladybug is enough to deal with….I do miss her sister being here though…she was a real big help with Ladybug…
Its the whole newborn getting up every two fukking hours I dont want to deal with…that chit was rough…
Heeey Honey Bunches of Oats!
HANDCRAFTED
I just tried loggin in and it shows my username at the top but the screen is white
22 days is not irregular for me, my fb is even worse
I agree with you Chiby, I don’t mind being pregnant it’s those sleepless nights and $120 a week for daycare that keeps my son being the only child
why can’t I be rich? I’d probably still only have 1 more if I was rich #selfish 
HEY TATTED SUGA UGGA BOOGA!!!
but 
then 
until I can sort my emotions out…
MY BABAY DONE STARTED COLLEGE!!!!
Im going to the
I’m late but morning Snoots & boots and Tatted Diva
$120 a week….if this child care assistance thing dont come through Ladybug’s daycare is $210 a WEEK!!! If doesnt come through we may have to pull her out until I found a job….cause we cant afford an extra $840 a month….that’s rape….
WELL FINNA GET THIS TRAVAJO DONE YALL HAVE A GRRRREAT DAY
@Tatted
I would love to meet for lunch or dinner
@Chi and Ohoney
Both my babies loved to sleep more than anything. I had to practically force them to eat. Both were sleeping through the night by four months.
OHoney says:
tatt tatt tatted
so nobody is gonna call me Honey? I gotta sit here and wonder if ya’ll talking to me
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OOOOOOOHHHHH HONEY!!!!
@CHI HOLD UP U NO WORK AND BABY AT DAYCARE?
FUK THAT IF IM AT THE HOUSE I AINT PAYING NO SKRANGER TO WATCH MY BABY GIRL 
SPECIALLY NO DAM 210!
@Htown…
in by then cause she sure as chit stank she come busting through the door….
My baby still dont sleep through the night…she wakes up at around 2am trying to come get in the bed with us….we try to get all our
How have you ladies been doing?
WUTWUZMISSIN, TATTED, LAKERCHIC, CHIBYTEX
@Chi my son hasn’t been in a day care in 7 years I’m sure the price has went up *faints* I didn’t even think about that.
Wut
@HTown my son was sleeping through the night early as well, but as a mother, you still don’t fall into that deep sleep like you had pre-child. It’s like an instinct to be alert “just-in-case”
chibytex says:
$120 a week….if this child care assistance thing dont come through Ladybug’s daycare is $210 a WEEK!!! If doesnt come through we may have to pull her out until I found a job….cause we cant afford an extra $840 a month….that’s rape….
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With no vaseline…. Are they both a learning center and daycare? Sometimes the ones who actually have a learning curriculum charge more because they have to pay a certified teacher…
@Laker
But she’s two and she was/is clingy as hell…Like I couldnt leave her with anyone or go to the bathroom, or do chit without her having a hissy fit…. she wouldnt play with other kids…it was time to have her interacting with other people…and plus I cant really do interviews and stuff like if she’s here….
SUNRISE! YOUR HAIR IS CAYYYUTE!!! I CAN NEVER GET MINE TO LAYER LIKE THAT!
Maybe because mine is nappy I mean natural….
@ WUT WUT…..HEY BABES…CAN I BORROW LIKE A MILL….I’M RUNNING LOW!
@ HONEY….I WAS TAWKIN’ TO YOU AND YOU KNOW IT….SUGAH PIE “HONEY” BUNCH!
@ SunRise….HEY BEW BEW..NICE GRAVI! Lookin all chocalatey!
@CHI OH OK.. I GUESS ITS DIFERENT FOR ME I WAS RAISED AROUDN 416343521 CUZINS AND ALWAYS HAD AUNTIE WATCHING ALL OF US I HAD A HARD TIME LETTING OTHERS WATCH MY KIDS CANT TRUST NOBODY!! BUT IF SHE WAS THAT CLINGY THAN YUP SHE NEEDS TO BE MORE INDEPENDENT.. MY SON WAS LIKE THAT BUT HE GOT OVER IT QUICK MY DAUGHTER IS JUST CLINGY TO DADDY AND TITA<GRANNY
@ WUT…WHERE THE FUGG IS YO GRAVI???? AND IT BETT’ BE A PIC OF YOU!
CONGRATS ON YOUR BABY STARTING COLLEGE….
@ HTOWN…We’ll get the plans started once time starts to wind down!
@Chi
@Laker
I know that’s right. I started working from home when London made four months old and she hasn’t been in daycare since. Screw that! She knows just as much if not more as them without all the bad habits like biting and fighting.
@ Brown…I’MMA HURT’CHU!
@Wut its a learning center…and its the bomb…they are teaching her how to write her name and they take field trips, and bring petting zoos to the school…last week I went on a field trip with them to the water park…
Its worth $210/month IF we could afford it…
GOOD BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!
@HTOWN WHEN I WAS UNEMPLOYED I NEVER LET MY BABY OUT OF MY SIGHT.. I WAITED UNTIIL HE TALKED FULL SENTENCE TO LET OTHERS WATCH HIM AND EVEN THEN I WAS CALLING 10 TIMES TO SEE IF HE WAS OK… I KNOW OVER PROTECTIVE BUT I WENT THRU SOME CHIT WEN I WAS A KID AND DONT WANT THE SAME FOR MY KID JUST TO HAVE SOME ME TIME U KNOW THATS HOW I SEE THINGS…
I ONLY LEAVE MY KIDS WITH OTEHR IF I HAVE TO IF NOT THEY WITH ME…
@LOLITA DAM U LADY!!
@Tatted
I havent to Ohio since 2001.
Sounds like a plan
@Chi
I understand you on that. London is clingy, but I still bring her to her old daycare every once in a while for interaction.
@Ohoney
You are so right about sleep never being the same
I hope you break your baby out of that habit, because the older she gets the harder it will be. I’m speaking from experience…I watched my parents and younger brother make themselves miserable.
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I know…its already miserable….like last night me and hubby had “nice” night….and of course we didnt put no clothes back on right…well here she comes busting in…talking bought I’m sleepy mama…I’m like go back in YOUR bed…she’s like but YOUR bed is better….her lil smart ass…:lol:
@OHoney
My girl is just like that. If my daugher poots in her sleep in her room she damn near leaps out the bed. If she bumps her knee in the kitchen my girl will dive over the couch and tuck and roll like black ops.
@Chi
All the daycares up here are in that ballpark but you still have to check em because some of them teach, others just babysit.
@Chi
My oldest attended one too and it makes a HUGE difference. She just made 5 in July and she knows how to write sentences and can read simple books on her own. She was taught phonics daily and can figure out most words on her own. They also learned Spanish and math, science, etc. She says they are writing letters in Kindergarten and I hope she doesn’t get bored. She’s been doing letters since she was three. heck my two year old knows her letters and numbers by sight. If you can sacrifice it may be worth it. I’m a single mom so I definitely understand trying to do that all on one income though.
Aw lawd Chi break that habit (if you want to) break it now.
My parents did that with my lil brother and sister and BABY it taught me NOT to even start it with mine!!
He has always slept in his own bed and by 6months, he was in his own room.
IHATEBROWN.com
DONTCALLMENOMORE.edu
YOUAINTSHYT.org
Htown I thought you were married
@Chi
You have to be persistent. London just got her toddler bed this weekend and she keeps popping out. I simply tuck her in and tell her this is her new bed. She has gotten better and she sleeps in it all night now. It’s hard to tell them lil boogers no though
@Sunrise :wave:
I just don’t think the man in pumps thing is cute at all.. I don’t know i’m not from ATL, is this just NORMAL to people over there??
STRAN-GE NIGGA !!!
@OHoney
My youngest daughter’s dad and I broke up last year,
but we are still close and most people don’t know unless we tell them.
Lol… Thank you WUTWUZMISSIN!!!
“And YOU WOMEN ain’t off The Hook EITHER… Because Y’all put up with That Bull-SHYT”
… 
… 
Baby Einstein is the best for young kids its freaking awesome
Thank you Tatted Diva!!!
ELove says:
“And YOU WOMEN ain’t off The Hook EITHER… Because Y’all put up with That Bull-SHYT”
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I tell you when it fukking rains it pours….
@Tatted
I JUST go through watching THAT Video (That was a Direct Quote…)
Although it was Hilarious HE made some VALID Points regarding the Foolishness that surrounds US (Real)
Tatted I was lost on the “you women” why not “some women”
AND BISH YOU DONT HATE ME YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS!
HARDROCK YOU SAYIN NO MORE MOSCATO FRIDAYS HUH!
Chiby what’s wrong? What happened?
#caring
#Concerned
#NotReallyImNosey
Nooooooo Brown don’t take my Moscato Friday’s away
“dang, who is that”
My boo was jealous last time
@ E….I had a feeling that’s what you were tawkin’bout. You get me so cracking up!
@ Brown….EXAAAACTLY!
@Snooty
Years ago a study showed Baby Einstein actually placed children behind. There was a huge ruckus behind it and refunds given, etc. The children actually spoke fewer words and scored lower on tests.
E love I was bout to get upset for that statement but I guess I should have watched the actual video!
Lmao!!!!!!!!
@Htown… I never heard about the study however several on my friends kids were beyond other kids in their classes. Interesting my boyfriend’s daughter mom used it with her she has been a straight A student and this year she started the 7th grade in all honors classes.
But then again both of her parents are smart