Supposedly, all of this beefing between two grown men — rap god Drake and lyricist Common — is over Serena Williams, whom both rappers are rumored to have tapped in the past. Since discovering they both had something in common (pun intended), the two men low key dissed each other on mixtapes and interviews.

Then Common dropped his single “Sweet” back in November. And with lyrics about “soft MCs” it wasn’t a stretch to figure out who he was referring to.

Then Drake responded with a soft lyrical lob on Rick Ross’ track “Stay Schemin” off his Rich Forever mixtape (“It bothers me when the gods get to actin’ like the broads”). But if there was any question about Drake’s intended target, Common left no such doubts. He remixed “Stay Schemin” leaving Drake’s verse intact. But he Photoshopped the single’s cover with the words “That Hoe Ass Nigg%” where Drake’s name was.

    Don’t do it, ’cause every song you make Joe is really hoe music
    I heard you said you wasn’t a bitch ’cause you sing
    You a bitch ’cause you clean like the bitch that’s 18
    Can’t say my name but rap about a nigga’s wife
    You so black and white trying to live a nigga’s life
    I’m taking too long wit this amateur guy
    You ain’t wettin’ nobody, nigga
    You Canada Dry
[audio:Common_Stay_Schemin_Remix.mp3]

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I love Drake like my son, but Common won this round. I mean, if you’re going to catch a body, let it be over a real hottie like Dania Ramirez, not a badly built broad who’s loaded up on steroids. :no: