Not for one minute do I believe that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are really dating. But the rumor does make for interesting blog fodder.
According to TMZ, Kim and Kanye were seen leaving a movie theater together in NYC yesterday. I guess that amounts to a romance in the celebrity world. But in the real world, their “date” is a mere publicity stunt contrived by two narcissists to grab headlines.
Coincidentally, their “date” occurred on the same day (at the very hour) that Kanye dropped a new, disjointed, uptempo tune called “Theraflu” — in which he proclaims his “love” for the self-obsessed reality star.
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And I’ll admit I fell in love with Kim
’Round the same time she fell in love with him.
Well that’s cool, baby girl, do your thing,
Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team.
There are several things wrong with this picture: not the least of which is this: Jay Z doesn’t have the power to drop anyone from the New Jersey Nets, much less Kim’s soon-to-be ex-husband Kris Humphries. The aging rap mogul is just a minority investor who owns less than 1% of the team.
The other thing is, typical narcissists like Kanye and Kim K have no capacity to love anyone but themselves. Both Kim and Kanye have trouble maintaining healthy relationships due to their narcissism. So if they’re hoping to use each other for narcissistic supply, they will fail miserably.
But hey, at least they will get all the narcissistic supply they need from the fawning paparazzi, right?
Child boo
i heard kanye really doesn’t have teeth at the bottom. that he has dentures. is that true? i know he was in a car accident.
attention seekers
<—-#TEAM HUMP
RICH HOES STILL WINNING
I’m heartbroke…
WHY WON’T KIM JUST LOVE ME!!!!
But, Kanye my nigga.
YSO come get ya dude
Ye.
HEEEHEE HEY THEY DO MAKE A GOOD COUPLE
**runs**
@Man
It appears that she likes men with height…I can relate…
Oh yea??
And I dont think it matters either way bc its just a song, right???
NOT THIS DRY PUZZAY WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fah the life of me can’t fathom why niggaz be still running behind some “ran-through!”
@SANDRA ROSE
“Not for one minute do I believe that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are really dating. But the rumor does make for interesting blog fodder.”
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This.
Amber THOUGHT Kim was cheating with Kanye (Kim would never do such a thing) and Kanye is using this to pizz Amber off. Pure and simple.
Kim just met up with Kanye to clear the air so as to not damamge her reputations.
Congrats to Kim’s vagina
She done put that snatch on him
@MAN SO U OK WITH THIS??
IF ANYBODY GOING TO HAVE HER LET IT BE KANYE 
Say what yall want, but I like them together. Two queens in love
Hopefully, he can get the panties a little wetter than Ray J Kanye 
And that song goes hard.
I wonder what his mom would’ve thought of this piece right here…seems like after Alexis and ole girl he was with before the fame he just went for the outer and just said eff the inner. Hey, her box, his pipe *kanye shrug*
Hopefully she upgraded her moves in the boudoir cuz the tape with Ray J…dead dry lay.
@Man because her puzzay is dry and ur kitten heels dnt help the cause…
@FELINE
“It appears that she likes men with height…I can relate…”
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Your honor, I present Exhibit “A”
…5’4″ Ray J.
Yeah,… I got a shot with Kim if I can just meet her in real life!
HIS WHY U SO VIOLENT
I GOT US SOME ESSSNACKS 
*cough cough* <———— Kim's vag
Fah the life of me can’t fathom why niggaz be still running behind some “ran-through!”
<— DONT KRIS LOOK SEXY LADIES
KANYE A FOOL THO.. DROP THAT MOFUKA OUT THE TEAM YO!
This chick and her RATED “E” FOR EVERYBODY puzzy…….
…is there ANY penus she wont touch??
U guys move quick too. I just asked yall a ? downstairs
@MAVEN
“Fah the life of me can’t fathom why niggaz be still running behind some “ran-through!”
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Cause that nigga could be in love! Oh… so now yall don’t believe in “love” and all that other bullchit we tell yall.
Yall all for it, till we start chasing some alleged “hoe.” Then we supposed to think “she a hoe.”
Nigga can’t win.
CD
KRIS HUMPS AINT CUTE TO ME AT ALL 
@Man
Ehh, these two deserve each other…they are both ATTENTION WHORES who cannot survive without the media or someone else with their head up each other’s arses…
I AM SO TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THIS NARCISSISTIC, TALENTLESS, STIFF IN THE BED HAVING SLORE…..UGH! YE, I KNOW U CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS.
CD FENTY says:
<— DONT KRIS LOOK SEXY LADIES
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Black and white photos have that effect…
@ Man its dopamine..
@HIS
“because her puzzay is dry and ur kitten heels dnt help the cause… ”
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I wear height adjusters babe. HEIGHT ADJUSTERS!
There is only one man for Kim and that is Reggie Bush….
Kim and Kanye=Publicity stunt
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MAVEN
“Fah the life of me can’t fathom why niggaz be still running behind some “ran-through!”
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Cause that nigga could be in love! Oh… so now yall don’t believe in “love” and all that other bullchit we tell yall.
Yall all for it, till we start chasing some alleged “hoe.” Then we supposed to think “she a hoe.”
Nigga can’t win.
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OKAY, I SEE YOU @ MAN! 
ON SOME REAL SHAIT THO.. HOW WE KNOW SHE A HO3 CUZ OF THE VIDEO AND HER PREVIOUS LATIONSHIPS?? ERRBODY GOT THEM HERS JSUT PUBLIC..
<<TRYING TO NOT GET MUUURRRRRDA -JA RULE VOICE
So everything Amber said was true????? Who knew!!!
Rated E for Everybody puzzay lmfaooo
I
JUST
DIED
AT
POOTIE TANG’S
COMMENT
me—>
@ “E” for Everybody!!!!!!! 
Kim’s puzz coughs out gov’t powdered milk….
#SaharaCat
Oh brother
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@HIS
“because her puzzay is dry and ur kitten heels dnt help the cause… ”
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I wear height adjusters babe. HEIGHT ADJUSTERS!
awwww bew click clack over here and get this hug
lmfao
@Ky
Baby it aint the black and white every since he got rid of rollercoaster pussy his stock has went all the way up. Having the best season of his career.
@BIBI
Kim just fine as hail and any nigga that say they wouldn’t wife is either gay or a dayum lie. Real talk.
Damn just when I thought I would get ONE day without seeing or hearing about her *throws hands in air* I give up
awwww bew click clack over here and get this hug
I HATE THAT SESSY BISH!!
<— @ MAN MAKES ME SICK!
I doubt Reggie is gay and we know he aint wifing her!
@HIS
**refuses to hug**
Did Pootie say “rated E” for Everybody!
@Bibi got sum to say
So ya’ll saying Kim puzz got a dry
? 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BIBI
Kim just fine as hail and any nigga that say they wouldn’t
wifefukk is either gay or a dayum lie. Real talk._____________
I fixed that for you…
I say it ONCE I’ll say it TWICE. It’s not hat hoes be winning, it’s that they have THEIR EYE on the PRIZE and they are willing to do whatever it takes to get it.
DETERMINATION IS A MOFO…..
Harlem
<— look around for your fiance
Cfree
CD FENTY says:
@Ky
Baby it aint the black and white every since he got rid of rollercoaster pussy his stock has went all the way up. Having the best season of his career.
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I’ll admit it; he’s not bad looking. Maybe being with Kim made him look gross to me.
But yeah, the best season of his career can be attributed to leaving that fire danger cooter alone….
LAKES its the perception unfortunately as a woman we have to carry ourselves in a respectable kind of way. Thats why the term “lady in the streets but a freak in the bed” your business should be just that your business. We all got skeletons but I get what you saying
@Man so that’s all it takes to get wifed???
@Choco I googled the dream. Apparently, I’m feeling some sort of guilt that may not be related to my relationship at all.
Yeah us the 2012 Puffy and JHo. Why are we so forunate
@MAN ITS OK
HER JUST EXPLORING SHE COME BACK HOME 
#KEEPHOPEALIVE
CFREE says:
@Bibi got sum to say
So ya’ll saying Kim puzz got a dry ?
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I’m saying Mucinex wouldn’t help that cooter…
*peeks in to
Choco* BUT its only because his moms aint going. Methinks thats the only reason he aint marry her…
@CHOCO
Reggie shoulda went on head and wifed her! I mean dayum. He did everything but wife her!
That nigga was runnin round the whole Earth following up behind Kim and chit.. KNOWING dayum well he wasn’t good enough for my Kim. Ol bug-eyed swole up sweet azz nigga.
She never would have married that clown though.
TATTED
dont look her ass dont see me so Kiss on babe kiss on
So there’s no truth to the rumor Kanye does Teyana Taylor and dudes at his house in Hawaii??
Bad Influence says:
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That and crabs, used condoms, lost wrist watches, gerbils,some car keys, 12inch dildo lost 3 years ago…
@Man
I ain’t even mad atchu…I’m delusional like that about Gabriel Aubry…
They are only friends it has been stated time and time again..
TATTED! gimme sum
@HIS 
<<<<< on a handstand 
@HARLEM
I KNEW U WOULD.. IM JUST SAYING WE CALLING HER A HO3 FOR SHAIT MOST OF US HAVE DONE.. SHE JUST PUBLIC.. 
Oh how I love my BadBew. :hugs:
Nah, I ain’t got no confessions. Guilty of being too damn boring is all..
Bibi says:
So there’s no truth to the rumor Kanye does Teyana Taylor and dudes at his house in Hawaii??
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HARLEM!!! bish dnt play…
i fcking love ur ass..
Uh oh…Sandra said the N word,,,You know the rules…Everytime she says Narcissits everybody should take a sip of your drink of choice
If you broke like me and aint got no likka,,,Feel free to substitute with a tbspoon of tussin 
sippin on sum sizzurppp 
@FELINE
Then niggas would WIFE Kim. WIFE, WALK DOWN THE AISLE, WED, SAY “I DO,” AND JUMP THE FLUCKIN BROOM.
ALL
OF
THEM
Kim Kardashian Did a Walk of Shame at Kanye’s House This Morning
Amid rumors that Kim Kardashian is dating Kanye West, TMZ and The Daily Mail have published photos of Kim leaving Kanye’s apartment bulding this morning, in the same outfit she wore to the movies with him last night. This is the biggest breaking news since whatever guy Kim Kardashian slept with before Kanye West.
This has been Kardashenanigans, a daily hourly neverending feature intended to keep Gawker’s readers up to date on the comings and goings of Kim Kardashian’s genitals.
Jacked from Gawker
@ MAN,
keep holding out for Kim K…..by the time she ISN’T more famous than Ray J, im sure she will be more than ready and willing to give up the dry snatch to ya…..no doubt….
KYCAKES
@Man
Cuz she wasn’t having it! I wouldn’t have let my son marry Kim K!
Well apparently Reggie knows best like as in listening to his MAMA
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Bad Influence says:
<—-dust falling off Kims dry puzzayyy
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That and crabs, used condoms, lost wrist watches, gerbils,some car keys, 12inch dildo lost 3 years ago…
@Man awwwwwwwwwwwwww c'mon!
i LOVE my YSO too..
Cfuh-Reeeeeeeeee
When your own brother calls you a slut on televison then…..
Nice,
I’m sure she let’s Kayne wear blouses and leggings
:coffe: <—–Ginger Tea
@HARLEM I KNEW U WOULD.. IM JUST SAYING WE CALLING HER A HO3 FOR SHAIT MOST OF US HAVE DONE.. SHE JUST PUBLIC..
Not I….:nono:
Wasn’t she an escort with that Gastineau girl once upon a time?
This has been Kardashenanigans, a daily hourly neverending feature intended to keep Gawker’s readers up to date on the comings and goings of Kim Kardashian’s genitals.
Jacked from Gawker
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Publicity Stunt! They are sukas!
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Bad Influence says:
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<———- Me dying slowly @Wut
That and crabs, used condoms, lost wrist watches, gerbils,some car keys, 12inch dildo lost 3 years ago…
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@FE FE
I’m not delusional. I was talkin to Kim the other day and she assured me she would have never married Reggie Bush.
Than she gave me the best hand job I ever had. But she must have had an appointment because when I woke she had already left.
<——Confused as to why Kim K has so much hate?? Is it because she does what most wish they could do?? Ohhhhhhh…ok
She does what many basic broads do,EXCEPT she does it on camera..
Some folks need to read up on our President, pick up a book!
And that’s all Imma say about it…
Anyhooo
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Hay yall
Man,
nobody wants this bish, they can’t GIVE her away 
YO 
HIS if you love me then get to that phone HMPH :eyeroll:
*hey
Damn Ye… out of all this chics
Why this one dude… Damn.
Confused as to why Kim K has so much hate?? Is it because she does what most wish they could do?? Ohhhhhhh…ok
She does what many basic broads do,EXCEPT she does it on camera
#42
WE ARE >>>HERE<<<
Phrozen1der says:
<——Confused as to why Kim K has so much hate?? Is it because she does what most wish they could do?? Ohhhhhhh…ok
________________
Not sure what your confusion is. Gyspy puz z y went out of style with HIV…..
I dont know if she’s a hoe or not and don’t care Im bored of all of them Diddy, Dumasshians, Nikki, Rihanna, damn keep to yourselves so mofo’s can wonder about you! Some celebs are so non regardless of their revenue!
HARLEM & YSO
PHRO we clown basic broads all day everyday so Kim is no exception.
GIGI I did forget that her own brother called her a slut and on TV to boot
<— SMH
@POOTIE
“keep holding out for Kim K…..by the time she ISN’T more famous than Ray J, im sure she will be more than ready and willing to give up the dry snatch to ya…..no doubt…. ”
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She doesn’t even LIKE the limelight! It was just thrust upon her.
We will live a low key life with “J****** Jr.” and “Kizzi.” <<our kids names
she looks very much like her mom in the pic.
Gigi26 says:
When your own brother calls you a slut on televison then…..
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speaks volumes….
MissHarlem says:
Thats why the term “lady in the streets but a freak in the bed”
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I can soooo relate!
Fiance, its in the damn car lol i didnt know u hit me bewski
@Man
I feel you, Gabe just got up outta my bed this morning and said that a wholesome Shrimp and Vegetable dinner would be waiting on my when I get home from work today…he said he will never pronounce the word vegetable like Halle Scary did in ‘Losing Isaiah’….he also motorboated my pussy like it was the last meal he was going to have on earth…
Confused as to why Kim K has so much hate?? Is it because she does what most wish they could do?? .
I’ve never got it. I also quit trying to understand.
although her se.x tape was rather boring. Maybe she was having an off day.Not sure what your confusion is. Gyspy puz z y went out of style with HIV…..
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CALI now that chit was funny
CFREE
heyyy boo
@CD
I know we don’t see eye to eye on your wifie but comparing my Ye to p. Shiddy… :stop:
Our e-lationship can only take so much.
@ Man – I don’t know you blocked out your name. EVERYBODY know your government!
@Phro
At least with Evelyn Lasagna that bytch admits she is loose with her vag walls. OWN IT 
I dont like her because she’s a lying hoe. Khloe once said dyck on tv and this bytch covered her ears saying la, la, la, la. Umm bytch we saw u on taping suck a dyck and then kissing baby Mason with the dyck suckers
crispy CHIK-ennnn! i can’t get this out of my head now….
@PHRO
That’s EXACTLY why they hate on Kim! She got world famous millionaries doin everything they can to be with her, and they cross they fingers and praying at night for some McDonald’s fries from they nigga.
THEY JUST NEED TO UP THEY GAME!
I mean, get your hair fixed, wash ya azz or something.
Is it because she does what most wish they could do??
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Damn it aint hard for no woman to get a FEW GOOD MEN – I don’t like how fake she is and the whole family is overexposed and annoying but uhhhhhh Im confident in my stock value
“her own brother called her a slut and on TV ”
OMFG i was like dayuuummmm son
@Usual Oh so you’re saying that Kim K the only one slanging puss?? Better yet is she giving puss away to dudes who can’t afford to take care of her,or children they helped her to create? As I stated,I’m confused as to why what she does with her neither regions concerns us…
The Makeup Maven says:
Fah the life of me can’t fathom why niggaz be still running behind some “ran-through!”
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that’s just what some men prefer
@MAVEN
“– I don’t know you blocked out your name. EVERYBODY know your government”
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For the lurkers.
@Yso
That chit hurt dont it
Hey CFree! Long time girl…You lookin good,,,I aint seen nobody rock the mushroom curl under hairdo since JJFad in supersonic,,,But it works on you gal! #ThrowBackIsh
What’s sad about this is Ye will prob treat Kim 10x better than he did Amber,,,My bruthas,,,What can you do
I guess it’s even though, he’s using her, she’s using him
WGAF
@Tatted – Ooh…I don’t…Tell me, tell me…
Usual Suspect says:
Phrozen1der says:
<——Confused as to why Kim K has so much hate?? Is it because she does what most wish they could do?? Ohhhhhhh…ok
________________
Not sure what your confusion is. Gyspy puz z y went out of style with HIV…..
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The Makeup Maven says:
@ Man – I don’t know you blocked out your name. EVERYBODY know your government!
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IKR! I tripped off that too….calls the butler from the Fresh Prince to come open the door…
@CD She lied to you?
@Choco
I aint knocking nobody’s legitimate hustle..Ya’ll need to be mad at these basic broads fuvking for the free and living off your damn taxes… #IJS..
New theme song for Kim K
“Pussy ain’t no pussay til it’s ran all through
Leave to these niggas its gone be KY proof
after three round they gone throw up and puke
I say my pussay ain’t no good til its ran all through”
Feline Feminine says:
@Man
I feel you, Gabe just got up outta my bed this morning and said that a wholesome Shrimp and Vegetable dinner would be waiting on my when I get home from work today…he said he will never pronounce the word vegetable like Halle Scary did in ‘Losing Isaiah’….he also motorboated my pussy like it was the last meal he was going to have on earth…
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^^^^^ this chit right here nicca
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MAVEN
“– I don’t know you blocked out your name. EVERYBODY know your government”
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For the lurkers.
OH OKAY!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
TATTED me and you BOTH TRUST
FIANCE yes I did hit you and was going to jump off the empire state bc you didnt respond
hold me
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@POOTIE
“keep holding out for Kim K…..by the time she ISN’T more famous than Ray J, im sure she will be more than ready and willing to give up the dry snatch to ya…..no doubt…. ”
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She doesn’t even LIKE the limelight! It was just thrust upon her.
We will live a low key life with “J****** Jr.” and “Kizzi.” <<our kids names
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@Phro
Yes she did
bnatural says:
There is only one man for Kim and that is Reggie Bush
Reggie has sense enough to not wife her azz though just 
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@ Man I bet her hands are even dry
Did she leave hand burns on your shyt 
Hey CFree! Long time girl…You lookin good,,,I aint seen nobody rock the mushroom curl under hairdo since JJFad in supersonic
HIT IT BABY DEE
somma lumma lumma dumma seema
Why is it when we call ish out its called “HATE” or “Jealousy”? Really? This bish right here I would hate on and be jealous of?! Nah. I’m good. She is the prime example of what happens when you just have the OUTSIDE and nothing on the inside. The lengths people have to go through for FAME. I’ll keep my pride and spare my family the shame and humiliation. All for what exactly? That sucka married her, and the way she played him on national tv should be enough for any dude to keep this bish at bay. Other than some suck and an occasional phuck (if they want to torture themselves with penile rug burn so be it) she has NOTHING to offer. But hey what do I know…
@ FE – DID YOU JUST SAY THE BUTLER???
Or maybe I need to listen to some LTD w/their lead singer!
PHRO we clown basic broads all day everyday so Kim is no exception.
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Basically
@FE FE
“I feel you, Gabe just got up outta my bed this morning and said that a wholesome Shrimp and Vegetable dinner would be waiting on my when I get home from work today…he said he will never pronounce the word vegetable like Halle Scary did in ‘Losing Isaiah’….he also motorboated my pussy like it was the last meal he was going to have on earth…”
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Not motorboat the puzz too! LOOOL.
I wonder why celebrities go after the same ppl? Do they like to keep it in a circle or something?
Wait a minute….
Do ya’ll know on my lunch break just now, me and my coworker went to go look at some townhouses around the corner that are in construction that we thought were starting at around 400k…..
Imagine our surprise when we toured the model (which looked like about a 450k townhouse) and teh damn bish said “this particular model starts at $1.5 million.”
WHAT, BISH?!!
LMAO @ Wut’s song
humph was recruited and paid for his services….
Flawless says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Fah the life of me can’t fathom why niggaz be still running behind some “ran-through!”
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that’s just what some men prefer
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I see. Maybe I should follow suit. DUMB AZZ ME FAH THANKING MY SHYT WAS PRECIOUS AND DELECTABLE!
dope lines in the song
I don’t Kim K not because I think she’s a whore whore but because I think she’s a fake ass attention whore. That’s much worse in my book.
@GIGI
“Why is it when we call ish out its called “HATE” or “Jealousy”? Really? This bish right here I would hate on and be jealous of?! Nah. I’m good. She is the prime example of what happens when you just have the OUTSIDE and nothing on the inside. The lengths people have to go through for FAME. I’ll keep my pride and spare my family the shame and humiliation. All for what exactly? That sucka married her, and the way she played him on national tv should be enough for any dude to keep this bish at bay. Other than some suck and an occasional phuck (if they want to torture themselves with penile rug burn so be it) she has NOTHING to offer. But hey what do I know…”
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That’s right, what the fluck do you know?
WUT u stupid
that was my jam though
@Tatted
I aint knocking nobody’s legitimate hustle..Ya’ll need to be mad at these basic broads fuvking for the free and living off your damn taxes… #IJS..
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Whatev!
Feline Feminine says:
@Man
I feel you, Gabe just got up outta my bed this morning and said that a wholesome Shrimp and Vegetable dinner would be waiting on my when I get home from work today…he said he will never pronounce the word vegetable like Halle Scary did in ‘Losing Isaiah’….he also motorboated my pussy like it was the last meal he was going to have on earth…
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Didn’t melo call her “no walls, or basement or something?
I don’t Kim K not because I think she’s a whore whore but because I think she’s a fake ass attention whore. That’s much worse in my book.
NaijaGal says:
WUT u stupid that was my jam though
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Girl! That was the jam… now it is forever tarnished…
yallcray
@ FE – PUHLEEEEZE SAY VEGETABLES LIKE HALLE DID….PUHLEEEEZE!
@CD
@Choco Well long live the clowning of the basic hoes who’s game wasn’t tight enough to earn them a comfy life off of slanging puss…All hail those who can!
LOLOL!
@EAZY
“I wonder why celebrities go after the same ppl? Do they like to keep it in a circle or something?”
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I don’t think it’s just celebrities. It’s just be that case of people thinking “the grass is greener” type chit.
Just human nature.
The Makeup Maven says:
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I see. Maybe I should follow suit. DUMB AZZ ME FAH THANKING MY SHYT WAS PRECIOUS AND DELECTABLE!
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:hugs: @BREN BREN jjfad tho?
@ SIS – Why did the word “motor-boat” hav’ta come up???
I dont think Kim K is a ho… actually thinks she’s good looking.
I just think she is boring as all hell… The chic seems as though she has the personality of an egg plant.
YSoSrs says:
I don’t Kim K not because I think she’s a whore whore but because I think she’s a fake ass attention whore. That’s much worse in my book.
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This is my sentiments of her as well…she needs attention to BREATHE…and for someone who is supposedly ALL OF THAT, she sure has some serious self-esteem issues…the dumb act is long played and wack as hell!
Hey Man, I know that I wouldn’t go after a broad who has other niggas dead babies still wet in her snatch that’s for sure. But we call a spade a spade right?
Fianceeeeeeeeeeee
i would never ignore the one i love…
Phro, would you marry her or just fukc her, or neither? Be honest…
If you a man and wouldnt make her your wife then at this point you admittingly understand where us women come from.
MAN THIS COMMENT IS NOT FOR YOU WE KNOW HOW DELUSIONAL YOU ARE WITH THIS WOMAN
yallcrazy says:
Didn’t melo call her “no walls, or basement or something?
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about Kim? In Lala’s presence?
@Gigi no, even the sperm goes in that snatch already dry…
Hey BubbleBelly
uh huh uh huh uh huh heh heh
@TATTED
“DUMB AZZ ME FAH THANKING MY SHYT WAS PRECIOUS AND DELECTABLE! ”
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so since you gave it to your girl, she saying it’s LESS precious and delectable???
Hey Naija
Didn’t melo call her “no walls, or basement or something?
^^ DAM
AND WERE AWWWF 
LE GO YALL CATCH UP YO.. MY PIGGY GOT A SOME GASOLINA TODAY!
@Tatted
Ve-Ge-Ta-Bohls….
The word on the street is that Sheree Whitfield won’t be back for another season of “RHOA.” According to Talking With Tami, Sheree was flown out to NYC by Bravo and told that her contract would not be renewed. Womp!
How ever will she afford to building that skating rink at Chateau Sheree now?
OH WELL
@ Flawless – I thought I had some real good MIN MIN! Guess not when you can walk ’round heah with an “already-proven” box (NOT JUICEBOX but just’a box)…I guess it don’t matter. That’s why they got that KY Silk!
*I JUST GOT AN A-HA MOMENT* Kim K. Should be the spokensperson for KY Silk!
Gigi26 says:
Hey Man, I know that I wouldn’t go after a broad who has other niggas dead babies still wet in her snatch that’s for sure. But we call a spade a spade right?
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Muthafuggin
@Choco Well long live the clowning of the basic hoes who’s game wasn’t tight enough to earn them a comfy life off of slanging puss…All hail those who can!
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My dear SIR im afraid you need to open your eyes this chick is not living the life she wants – seriously Im not even gonna break it down to you! Cuz slanging puss for comfy life is not something I admire! #BASIC WHORE
Kim K is a beautiful but she better stop the plastic surgery cuz her face is beginning to not move. But she still a hoe
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@TATTED
“DUMB AZZ ME FAH THANKING MY SHYT WAS PRECIOUS AND DELECTABLE! ”
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so since you gave it to your girl, she saying it’s LESS precious and delectable???
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@ Man. THERE ARE A MANY OF THANGS THAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT ME, BUT ONE OF THOSE THANGS WILL NEVER BE MY SHYT AIN’T THAT GOOD/GOOD! It’s BEEN proven!
Blackswan says:
LMAO @ Wut’s song
They gone invent a new condom just for women like her so men can actually feel something when they run up in her…. Its gone have suction cups on the outside of it to keep the dick from just falling out or getting lost…
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Hey fat ass
You’re mama didn’t take the EBT card this month AGANE did she? 
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EZ, I think he said it to some guys, I can’t recall
yallcrazy says:
Didn’t melo call her “no walls, or basement or something?
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Who?
@SIS
I dont think Kim K is a ho… actually thinks she’s good looking.
I just think she is boring as all hell .
Now
thisI can get behind@Sassy we keep telling you to come on down to the great state of TX (preferably Dallas) to get more bang for your buck
@ FE – THAAAAAAAANK YOU!
@IGo I too believe she would bore the paint off of walls,but I don’t want her so I could careless. My bills still come every month and she aint paying them so again I say..I don’t care and neither should anyone else..
@Yall Neither
Celebrities with reasons to hate them:
1. Dream because he has no neck
2. Don Cheadle because his haircut looks like it was done with a lawn mower.
3.Eddie Murphy cause he keeps making stupid ass movies.
4. Dream because his clothes are too small.
5.Christina Milian for marrying Dream and reproducing with him.
6. Dream just beDAMNcause!!
#Helpful
@GIGI
“Hey Man, I know that I wouldn’t go after a broad who has other niggas dead babies still wet in her snatch that’s for sure. But we call a spade a spade right?”
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Yeah, let’s call a spade a spade.
Is Kim most beautifullest of all these hoes alive? Yes.
Is Kim smart and all that other chit we really don’t care about? Yes
Is Kim wholesome and chit and you ain’t got to worry about your boys running trains on her behind your back? Yes
What you call all that? WIFE MATERIAL.
why chicks always act surprised when the most beautiful women have multiple suitors?
I never understood that.
I hope Kanyisha go to a Nets game and Hump pick that nigga up by the neck and choke slam that bytch. Disrespectful fukka
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see the bottom of 192.
Ty
@ SIS –
I FEEL YOU! 
@Choco iDig
2 attention whores in need of their media fix
Celebrities with reasons to hate them:
1. Dream because he has no neck
2. Don Cheadle because his haircut looks like it was done with a lawn mower.
3.Eddie Murphy cause he keeps making stupid ass movies.
4. Dream because his clothes are too small.
5.Christina Milian for marrying Dream and reproducing with him.
6. Dream just beDAMNcause!!
7. Dream for looking like the hamblurger with no mask as said by Charlamagne
#helpful
SAUCEY82 says:
The word on the street is that Sheree Whitfield won’t be back for another season of “RHOA.” According to Talking With Tami, Sheree was flown out to NYC by Bravo and told that her contract would not be renewed. Womp!
How ever will she afford to building that skating rink at Chateau Sheree now?
OH WELL
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Girl Sheree will still be in that apartment this time next year if the college kids dont come for her spot
Celebrities with reasons to hate them:
1. Dream because he has no neck
2. Don Cheadle because his haircut looks like it was done with a lawn mower.
3.Eddie Murphy cause he keeps making stupid ass movies.
4. Dream because his clothes are too small.
5.Christina Milian for marrying Dream and reproducing with him.
6. Dream just beDAMNcause!!
#Helpful
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Yeah, let’s call a spade a spade.
Is Kim most beautifullest of all these hoes alive? Yes.
Is Kim smart and all that other chit we really don’t care about? Yes
Is Kim wholesome and chit and you ain’t got to worry about your boys running trains on her behind your back? Yes
What you call all that? WIFE MATERIAL.
why chicks always act surprised when the most beautiful women have multiple suitors? I never understood that
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Dude, you go hard in tha paint! 
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@Bibi
@MAVEN
” THERE ARE A MANY OF THANGS THAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT ME, BUT ONE OF THOSE THANGS WILL NEVER BE MY SHYT AIN’T THAT GOOD/GOOD! It’s BEEN proven! ”
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I believe you too. But you know there other women that make sure they chit is up to par too right?
@SIS WHY THIS LEMONADE TASTE SOO YUUMY!??
Hey last nite I was up late and this sex toy show came on called Adam and Eve has anyone ever heard of it anyway they were taking 50% off them thangs a bish was to lazy to stay on hold and but I want to order from them
Phrozen1der says:
@IGo I too believe she would bore the paint off of walls,but I don’t want her so I could careless. My bills still come every month and she aint paying them so again I say..I don’t care and neither should anyone else..
@Yall Neither
Celebrities with reasons to hate them:
1. Dream because he has no neck
2. Don Cheadle because his haircut looks like it was done with a lawn mower.
3.Eddie Murphy cause he keeps making stupid ass movies.
4. Dream because his clothes are too small.
5.Christina Milian for marrying Dream and reproducing with him.
6. Dream just beDAMNcause!!
#Helpful
Brendbew AKA Fat Azz
Where are you? Come out and playyyyyyyyy
Bibi says:
Celebrities with reasons to hate them:
1. Dream because he has no neck
2. Don Cheadle because his haircut looks like it was done with a lawn mower.
3.Eddie Murphy cause he keeps making stupid ass movies.
4. Dream because his clothes are too small.
5.Christina Milian for marrying Dream and reproducing with him.
6. Dream just beDAMNcause!!
7. Dream for looking like the hamblurger with no mask as said by Charlamagne
#helpful
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DAYUM, WHAAA’CHU GOT AGAINST DREAM?? That nigga turned you down or sumfin??? 
CD FENTY says:
I hope Kanyisha go to a Nets game and Hump pick that nigga up by the neck and choke slam that bytch. Disrespectful fukka
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thats what I mean about the celebrity circle stuff..its like they wait around until the women are single and all swarm in. Ye prob couldnt hold himself together after they announced the divorce
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Flawless – I thought I had some real good MIN MIN! Guess not when you can walk ’round heah with an “already-proven” box (NOT JUICEBOX but just’a box)…I guess it don’t matter. That’s why they got that KY Silk!
*I JUST GOT AN A-HA MOMENT* Kim K. Should be the spokensperson for KY Silk!
but Holly Weird loves it…
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I don’t know what it is about that ran thru Gushy
hmmm Ky Silk
lol
A kim le gusta la gasolina
Dale mas gasolina
ese cuero traga gasolina
Dale mas gasolina
yallcrazy says:
Chum on Laker :pouts: I want some Gasolina
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Is it true that LaLa brings other snatch into the dungeon 
Damn it Sandra…where is da tea 
Ty see the bottom of 192.
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How does Melo know
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Flawless – I thought I had some real good MIN MIN! Guess not when you can walk ’round heah with an “already-proven” box (NOT JUICEBOX but just’a box)…I guess it don’t matter. That’s why they got that KY Silk!
*I JUST GOT AN A-HA MOMENT* Kim K. Should be the spokensperson for KY Silk!
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Naw. She needs astro-glide
Like so many “celebrities” these days, Kim K is famous for nothing. She can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t act, can’t fck YET people claim to admire her, to stan for her.
And even if you say you like her for her, she’s so fcking fake and full of sht, what exactly can you like about her? This is what I don’t get. I can’t like or respect anyone that has nothing to offer in my eyes.
Man is so fcking delusional
Choco, what did they show they were selling? Everything?
@Yall
Man youse a damn lie son! You would not throw a ring on that finger, a phuck and suck yeah and maybe she’ll live with you for 6 months but MARRY?! NAH. You’ll be the laughing stock of your homies. No real man with pride will marry that after how she did her last (second to be exact) husband. But I will argue no more, i’m confident that there’s another sucker that’ll do it. I’ll watch the special to see who’ll show up to the wedding lol. Maybe Fantasia can sing a special selection for them.
@Phro
Cuz Kim is NOT Tiffany and that’s all that matter to me! I LOVE MYSELF and MY LIFE and WHO I AM 
@Phro
What the Dream do to u boo. How is him wearing toddler clothes affecting yo life
@Yso in MY opinion only aspiring hoes and birdbrain btchs are fans of smuts like Kim and Amber..
SHOUT OUT TO MY BEAUTIFUL FLOTUS!
Oh, the day is never complete without some Kardashian Kraziness! And today refuses to disappoint, ya’ll!
Star is reporting this week that Kris Humphries is ready to tell the world that his beloved Kimmy was not faithful. He allegedly has proof that Kim was fooling around while they were engaged. Anyone want to start the guesses on who it was?
“Kris is ready to blow the lid off all of Kim’s lies and reveal who she really is. This could be a huge blow to her reputation. It would be a good idea for her to just write him a big, fat check to keep quiet.”
Kris wants to prove to the court that the whole marriage was a sham so that the prenup will be deemed invalid. Interesting. I wonder when he found out this cheating news – before or after the big fundraiser wedding.
I’m not so sure I believe this one since Kim reportedly TRIED to write him a big fat check to keep quiet. A SEVEN million dollar check.
In other Kris Humph news that will blow your mind – or your shatter your funny bone, depending on which way you look at this….
Kris posed for a series of “sexy” photos, and Hollywood Life got a hold of an exclusive shot. See it here. And then come right back to share your reaction!
Kris wants to make sure we know he didn’t shoot these for revenge on Kim. His rep says that isn’t the case: “The allegations that he’s seeking revenge with this photo shoot are false and we remain adamant that personal issues will be handled by his legal team and not in the media.”
Remember the good ole days when everyone thought Khloe Kardashian’s marriage to Lamar Odom was a fake and/or wouldn’t last because of how fast it all went down? Well, it looks they’re the couple who are going to make an honest effort and have the last laugh. Khloe is reportedly ready to give up ‘Khloe & Lamar’ to make her marriage work.
A source says that Khloe realized how stressful filming the show has been for Lamar amid his big career change and the negative affect it’s having on his game playing and their relationship.
“Khloe is fighting to save her marriage. She realizes the toll reality TV and being in the public eye has taken on her relationship with Lamar. Khloe wants to make Lamar and starting a family her number one priority right now!”
I think if anyone in the Kardashian/Jenner clan would give up the reality show biz for a more normal life, it’d be Khloe.
@PHRO
I’m with you with that nigga Dream. I think he’s Antoine Walker’s younger more retarded brother too.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Hey last nite I was up late and this sex toy show came on called Adam and Eve has anyone ever heard of it anyway they were taking 50% off them thangs a bish was to lazy to stay on hold and but I want to order from them
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That shait come on EARLY in the morning… Those nights I cant sleep that shiat be on.
Ho’boygahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :2dance:
FIANCE I love you boo
@ CHOCO
I order from them and their products are awesome….try it
Dream looks like he doesn’t meet my height requirements, I was helping Phro..
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MAVEN
” THERE ARE A MANY OF THANGS THAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT ME, BUT ONE OF THOSE THANGS WILL NEVER BE MY SHYT AIN’T THAT GOOD/GOOD! It’s BEEN proven! ”
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I believe you too. But you know there other women that make sure they chit is up to par too right?
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I’m sorry….maybe we’re not on the same page, MAN. What I deem as some GOOD/GOOD IS AS FOLLOWS:
1) Snap-back puzzy (I GOT THAT)
2) Wets up on its own (I GOT THAT)
3) Visually appealing (I GOT THAT)
4) Tightens up when you stick a fanga in (I GOT THAT)
5) NO DEAD LAY (I’M NOT THAT)
6) Get’s call back (I GOT THAT)
7) Edible (I GOT THAT)
8) PASSES the smell inspection (I GOT THAT)
9) SHALL I GO ON…..CUZ I GOT THAT
NO WHERE ON THAT TAPE DID I SEE KIM POSSESS ANY OF THESE QUALITIES…
@YSO she offers baby voice & long drawn out words
@Yall
Yes girl they had this chit I wanted that had the beed in the middle the penis and klit tickler for like $24 and then they had regular dyldos for 9.99 and this venus fly trap chit that looked like an alien but yeah they had some good items
@Choc, i stay ordering from A&E dot com…
mhm got me a waterproof rabbit and a few other things..
@Choco
@CD Because it’s ninja’s like him that got these fat ass dudes buying up all my damn shirts,jackets and pants so when I get to the store aint shat left…So his behavior directly affects me! Your go…
Kris wants to prove to the court that the whole marriage was a sham so that the prenup will be deemed invalid
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He trying to get money out of her?
@Pootie
Oh tonite I will call in and order I was up late like 2:30 and that chit came on I saved their number in my contacts do you what they call the first one I described
Yes girl they had this chit I wanted that had the beed in the middle the penis and klit tickler for like $24 and then they had
_______ MMMHHHM
@GIGI26
“Man youse a damn lie son! You would not throw a ring on that finger, a phuck and suck yeah and maybe she’ll live with you for 6 months but MARRY?! NAH. You’ll be the laughing stock of your homies. No real man with pride will marry that after how she did her last (second to be exact) husband. But I will argue no more, i’m confident that there’s another sucker that’ll do it. I’ll watch the special to see who’ll show up to the wedding lol. Maybe Fantasia can sing a special selection for them.”
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Nigga, yo man, yo daddy and yo son would ALL WIVE Kim. MARRY NIGGA, MARRY!
Get one of the lie detectors off the net and test ’em and see if you think I”m lying.
Whenever a female includes the phrase “a real man” it’s automatically some bullchit they be tellin to themselves.
<<<SMH
REAL MEN FLUCK AND MARRY FINE AZZ HOES. <<<FACT
@Phro
That’s on u boo get to the store earlier.
The Makeup Maven says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MAVEN
” THERE ARE A MANY OF THANGS THAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT ME, BUT ONE OF THOSE THANGS WILL NEVER BE MY SHYT AIN’T THAT GOOD/GOOD! It’s BEEN proven! ”
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I believe you too. But you know there other women that make sure they chit is up to par too right?
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I’m sorry….maybe we’re not on the same page, MAN. What I deem as some GOOD/GOOD IS AS FOLLOWS:
1) Snap-back puzzy (I GOT THAT)
2) Wets up on its own (I GOT THAT)
3) Visually appealing (I GOT THAT)
4) Tightens up when you stick a fanga in (I GOT THAT)
5) NO DEAD LAY (I’M NOT THAT)
6) Get’s call back (I GOT THAT)
7) Edible (I GOT THAT)
8) PASSES the smell inspection (I GOT THAT)
9) SHALL I GO ON…..CUZ I GOT THAT
NO WHERE ON THAT TAPE DID I SEE KIM POSSESS ANY OF THESE QUALITIES…
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waterproof rabbit???
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@GIGI
“Hey Man, I know that I wouldn’t go after a broad who has other niggas dead babies still wet in her snatch that’s for sure. But we call a spade a spade right?”
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Yeah, let’s call a spade a spade.
Is Kim most beautifullest of all these hoes alive? Yes.
Is Kim smart and all that other chit we really don’t care about? Yes
Is Kim wholesome and chit and you ain’t got to worry about your boys running trains on her behind your back? Yes
What you call all that? WIFE MATERIAL.
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That would be called carpet burns on your dyck
Dry azz snatch :rollseyes:
@His
Im so mad Im just finding out about it girl I kept falling off to sleep and then I would hear some description and price and be like WHAAATTTTT!
@NAIJA
Really? So does the slow kid my my little one’s Pre-K class.
5) NO DEAD LAY (I’M NOT THAT)
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@CD
The Makeup Maven says:
1) Snap-back puzzy (I GOT THAT)
2) Wets up on its own (I GOT THAT)
3) Visually appealing (I GOT THAT)
4) Tightens up when you stick a fanga in (I GOT THAT)
5) NO DEAD LAY (I’M NOT THAT)
6) Get’s call back (I GOT THAT)
7) Edible (I GOT THAT)
8) PASSES the smell inspection (I GOT THAT)
9) SHALL I GO ON…..CUZ I GOT THAT
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say that sh…
Celebrities with reasons to hate them:
1. Dream because he has no neck
2. Don Cheadle because his haircut looks like it was done with a lawn mower.
3.Eddie Murphy cause he keeps making stupid ass movies.
4. Dream because his clothes are too small.
5.Christina Milian for marrying Dream and reproducing with him.
6. Dream just beDAMNcause!!
#Helpful
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CHOCO I am a loyal customer to Adam & Eve they offer discounts all the time and all their products have reviews so thats helpful
@Choco
I just hollered about you being on hold and becoming impatient…
Aww chit we talking about toys.
I bought myself a new pet last week he sticks on the wall. SCREAMED OUT LOUD for 10 minutes
@CFree
waterproof rabbit???
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That shait come on EARLY in the morning… Those nights I cant sleep that shiat be on.
I swear I wanted to order but was too damn lazy I did look up their website tho 
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@ Eazy – Oooh, you caught that, huh?!
KyCakes says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Flawless – I thought I had some real good MIN MIN! Guess not when you can walk ’round heah with an “already-proven” box (NOT JUICEBOX but just’a box)…I guess it don’t matter. That’s why they got that KY Silk!
*I JUST GOT AN A-HA MOMENT* Kim K. Should be the spokensperson for KY Silk!
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Naw. She needs astro-glide
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KY knows whats up
HOW MANY OF YALL WOULDA BEEN WET FOR RAY FLUCKIN J?????????
I’LL WAIT!!!!!!!!!!
@SIS
THERE IT IS!!
OK LATERZ YALL TALK TO YALL ON FREEKY FREEKMM FUKN FRIDAY
PHRO!!
(pours more Dr. Pepper with a 34th secret flavor in yo mug)
@CD
Do you talk shyt to the wall as you’re going at it,or are you silent??
@ CHOCO
You shouldnt order on TV. Go to the Website and order….better selection AND they have catalogs that you can view…..Nice stuff
I bought myself a new pet last week he sticks on the wall.
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Damn bish what it’s name I want that 3 in 1 deal I gotta get the name of it
@ SAUCE & Flawless – LIKE SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME…THE TRUFF DON’T NEED DEFENDING!
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Eazy – Oooh, you caught that, huh?!
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yes, found it very hilarious
@cd
That mutahflucka stick to the wall? I dispute this is possible. You need to send out pics of you demonstrating how this works for me to believe!
@LAKES
BYE
Oh and their website is more helpful (read visual) to see the products
1. KKardashian because the hair on her arms is long enough to french braid
2. KKardashian because she keeps her bra on while phucking
3. Kkardashian because she has no real talent
4. KKardashian because she sent a national treasure like RayJ into obsicurity
5. KKardashian because she gets away with doing ish that others would be black balled for
6. KKardashian because everyone has benefited from their media scheme accept for the tokens in their life
7. KKardashian because those twins are still waiting for ATL part 2, Reggie is a non F’n factor, The Dallas cowboys name doesn’t even come to mind, Lurch gets booed during games, Lamar gets booed during games,,,Everybody loses cept them
#NonKoolaidDrinker
#SayNoToArmo
#WipeFromFrontToBack
@Phro
I was looking at that wall biting my lip, shaking and screaming “WHY U DOIN ME LIKE THIS”
@Pootie
I know but Im working with this iphone and my bb don’t go to those websites so I was gonna get the item #(s) and call in
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
HOW MANY OF YALL WOULDA BEEN WET FOR RAY FLUCKIN J?????????
I’LL WAIT!!!!!!!!!!
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OKAY, SO YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE…BUT NIGGA, I HAD 9 OTHA REASONS WHY I GOT THAT GOOD/GOOD AND THAT’S ALL YOU TOOK OUTTA IT???
@CHATTED
Tell MinMin she ain’t got to prove nothing to nobody.
WHY U DOIN ME LIKE THIS”
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Dang the first page on the website got a rabbit for $10
Wheeeew
@ SIS – They REALLY don’t know. Enjoy your evening sis!
@Man Do you know they sell whole pussays too?? I mean it comes with public hair and everything..If I wouldn’t feel like I was going at it with a corpse I’d get one..
@Choco My fleshlight almost got a proposal though the first time I used it..
The Makeup Maven says:
@ SAUCE & Flawless – LIKE SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME…THE TRUFF DON’T NEED DEFENDING!
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ON TIME OUT GO TO THE DANG
@Harlem
I know I perused it last night
@ YSO – MinMin shole don’t, but you know there are non-believers out there. The privileged know the dilli-O!
@CD
Choco My fleshlight almost got a proposal though the first time I used it..
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I got one better my friend is still miffed with my hairspray can
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
HOW MANY OF YALL WOULDA BEEN WET FOR RAY FLUCKIN J?????????
I’LL WAIT!!!!!!!!!!
RayJ was doing his best moves on that dry azz bird…theres no excuse for her dry ass wheat germ like vagina
@Choco
@TATTED
“OKAY, SO YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE…BUT NIGGA, I HAD 9 OTHA REASONS WHY I GOT THAT GOOD/GOOD AND THAT’S ALL YOU TOOK OUTTA IT??? ”
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That’s right, cause all these women can say is that she was so dry blah blah blah.
KNOWING COT-DAYUM WELL RAY J WAS IN THE DAYUM ROOM! GTFOH.
Kim has the most beautiful and delicate and most amazingly moist vagina in the world. I KNOW this for FACT! (I can tell these things) It ain’t no coincidence all these niggas be in love with her and then start trying to date hoes that look sorta like her.
The Makeup Maven says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MAVEN
” THERE ARE A MANY OF THANGS THAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT ME, BUT ONE OF THOSE THANGS WILL NEVER BE MY SHYT AIN’T THAT GOOD/GOOD! It’s BEEN proven! ”
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I believe you too. But you know there other women that make sure they chit is up to par too right?
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I’m sorry….maybe we’re not on the same page, MAN. What I deem as some GOOD/GOOD IS AS FOLLOWS:
1) Snap-back puzzy (I GOT THAT)
2) Wets up on its own (I GOT THAT)
3) Visually appealing (I GOT THAT)
4) Tightens up when you stick a fanga in (I GOT THAT)
5) NO DEAD LAY (I’M NOT THAT)
6) Get’s call back (I GOT THAT)
7) Edible (I GOT THAT)
8) PASSES the smell inspection (I GOT THAT)
9) SHALL I GO ON…..CUZ I GOT THAT
NO WHERE ON THAT TAPE DID I SEE KIM POSSESS ANY OF THESE QUALITIES…
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Main reason why I dont watch celebrity porn…. dont want to upset my sexual palate with that BS.
@DatsMD
I thought about you telling me that the other day as I watched video of a tornado playing “merry go round” with tractor trailers and sh*t right there near Dallas.
I’ma pass on the whole Texas thing for right now.
Glad you’re okay though.
BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland says:
1. KKardashian because the hair on her arms is long enough to french braid
2. KKardashian because she keeps her bra on while phucking
3. Kkardashian because she has no real talent
4. KKardashian because she sent a national treasure like RayJ into obsicurity
5. KKardashian because she gets away with doing ish that others would be black balled for
6. KKardashian because everyone has benefited from their media scheme accept for the tokens in their life
7. KKardashian because those twins are still waiting for ATL part 2, Reggie is a non F’n factor, The Dallas cowboys name doesn’t even come to mind, Lurch gets booed during games, Lamar gets booed during games,,,Everybody loses cept them
#NonKoolaidDrinker
#SayNoToArmo
#WipeFromFrontToBack
SCREAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSS out of excitement
Do ya’ll get a certain type of material so it wont irritate your “min min”? I really dont know the 1st thing about toys
@Phro
Fugg it improvisation and that bish worked wonders 
But do yall really care what and who Kanye does?
Damn I missed alot
*goes back to read*
@PHRO
“Do you know they sell whole pussays too?? I mean it comes with public hair and everything..If I wouldn’t feel like I was going at it with a corpse I’d get one.. ”
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Nigga! Ok, how bout this chick wanted me to do one of those contraptions and film it and send it to her!
Now I know why niggas just get the escort/prostitute. I swear, women monopolize the puzzy market. I think they won’t even let us come up with a good toy just so they can maintain their power.
Choco aka Hippie says:
That shait come on EARLY in the morning… Those nights I cant sleep that shiat be on.
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I swear I wanted to order but was too damn lazy I did look up their website tho
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Of course…
@Choco
After I used that joint I cleaned it off and put it in the covers next to me so it could spend the night… 
@Man
Now THAT is hilarious!!!
Eazy says:
Do ya’ll get a certain type of material so it wont irritate your “min min”? I really dont know the 1st thing about toys
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U poor sheltered soul
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Kim has the most beautiful and delicate and most amazingly moist vagina in the world. I KNOW this for FACT! (I can tell these things)
YOU MAKE ME SOOO SICK! :rofL:
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YOU REALLY DO! FOOOOOL!
After I used that joint I cleaned it off and put it in the covers next to me so it could spend the night…
I passed out with underneath the covers and woke up feeling some sorta way 
I cleaned it off and was good job T 
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Phrozen1der says:
@Man Do you know they sell whole pussays too?? I mean it comes with public hair and everything..If I wouldn’t feel like I was going at it with a corpse I’d get one
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Oh you talking about them thangs I call “Pussy in a box”
I still dont know you supposed just sit up there and Hit that… Dudes never have good sex toys.
@ Man
U poor sheltered soul
I didn’t know how to answer that question
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@Eazy I think its preference
For the men, guys really use sex toys? #inquisitive
CD FENTY says:
to ask the people at the stores out here
U poor sheltered soul
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i really dont, thats why I dont own any. too
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
I’m sorry….maybe we’re not on the same page, MAN. What I deem as some GOOD/GOOD IS AS FOLLOWS:
1) Snap-back puzzy (I GOT THAT)
2) Wets up on its own (I GOT THAT)
3) Visually appealing (I GOT THAT)
4) Tightens up when you stick a fanga in (I GOT THAT)
5) NO DEAD LAY (I’M NOT THAT)
6) Get’s call back (I GOT THAT)
7) Edible (I GOT THAT)
8) PASSES the smell inspection (I GOT THAT)
9) SHALL I GO ON…..CUZ I GOT THAT
NO WHERE ON THAT TAPE DID I SEE KIM POSSESS ANY OF THESE QUALITIES…
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Main reason why I dont watch celebrity porn…. dont want to upset my sexual palate with that BS.
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Essssactly. Don’t get me started BRO. SMDH <—
@CHoco
@IGo I know if someone gets one he gotta be a cat who don’t get any or a straight freak cause you can only truly get at it two ways..MISSIONARY (see ChrisitanMingles.com for visual aides) and Sideways sexin… The fleshlight was the best thing invented bruh..
the song SLAP! love cocky Kanye
I be watching some of the p-orns with the dudes and the fleshlights and they be really giving them things their ALL!!!
What is so great about them? @Phro
@BackTiddyeez
Sorry,,,My phone rang just as I was responding,,,I lost my reasons to hate KK list and had to start over 
I see you heffa,,,I see you,,,And no my Mama aint take the ebt card! You knw they have her wanted posters in every likka store from here to Sandiego,,,Po thang is ascarrred to leave the house,,,That’ll teach her old azz not to steal! a .99cent packet of hair reconstructor? Seriously?smh. Sallys dont play,,,She shoulda axed Foxy Brown 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@PHRO
“Do you know they sell whole pussays too?? I mean it comes with public hair and everything..If I wouldn’t feel like I was going at it with a corpse I’d get one.. ”
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Nigga! Ok, how bout this chick wanted me to do one of those contraptions and film it and send it to her!
Now I know why niggas just get the escort/prostitute. I swear, women monopolize the puzzy market. I think they won’t even let us come up with a good toy just so they can maintain their power
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Homie… a chic tried to make me wear a fking COCK ring with a bullet under it. we sat there for about 10 mins of her trying to get this shait on me… so finally we get to where im sorta comfortable and I feel the damn plastic rippin. Ill never wear one of them again.
ANYTHING NEGATIVE WE CAN GET A POST WHEN IT COMES TO THE CARTERS
BUT WE CAN’T GET ANY POSTS ABOUT THE COUPLES WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, THAT FOLKS CALLED A SHAM AND SAID WOULDN’T LAST
AND SHE LAUNCHES HER TUMBLER PAGE WHICH ALSO HAS VIDEO FOOTAGE OF HER BARE PREGNANT STOMACH, BUT NO POSTS OF THAT
LOL, OF COURSE NOT
WIPES SHIAT STAIN SHOES OFF ON SR BLOG RUG AND WALKS OUT MAD SLAMMING THE DOOR!!!!!
Nevermind, I’m assuming this fleshlight is an actual toy
Has anyone heard of the TONGUE. Supposedly its suppose to give u a good tongue lashing. Anybody got any reviews. Ya girl is all ears
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Eazy I think its preference
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so the diff kinds(plastic, synthetic, rubber) dont bother your Ph?
@Bootcamp I have a fleshlight and I know a few folks who have them joints. I needed to holla at one of my bruhs about it before I was investing in one cause I didn’t think fellaz did that..
Ho’boygahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stuck on the wall 
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Dudes never have good sex toys.
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IT’S A FEMALE CONSPIRACY!
so finally we get to where im sorta comfortable and I feel the damn plastic rippin
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o yeah, so what happened next?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@PHRO
“Do you know they sell whole pussays too?? I mean it comes with public hair and everything..If I wouldn’t feel like I was going at it with a corpse I’d get one.. ”
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Nigga! Ok, how bout this chick wanted me to do one of those contraptions and film it and send it to her!
Now I know why niggas just get the escort/prostitute. I swear, women monopolize the puzzy market. I think they won’t even let us come up with a good toy just so they can maintain their power
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IGo says:
Homie… a chic tried to make me wear a fking COCK ring with a bullet under it. we sat there for about 10 mins of her trying to get this shait on me… so finally we get to where im sorta comfortable and I feel the damn plastic rippin. Ill never wear one of them again.
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Did it rip because yo dyck was too big or yall didnt know what the fukk yall was doing?
@BOOTCAMP GIRL
The fleshlight IS a male sex toy!
Wait, a sex toy MADE for males.
Thanks Phro
, I think I might have to invest in one of those as soon as I get evicted from Dry Island…
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
ANYTHING NEGATIVE WE CAN GET A POST WHEN IT COMES TO THE CARTERS
BUT WE CAN’T GET ANY POSTS ABOUT THE COUPLES WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, THAT FOLKS CALLED A SHAM AND SAID WOULDN’T LAST
AND SHE LAUNCHES HER TUMBLER PAGE WHICH ALSO HAS VIDEO FOOTAGE OF HER BARE PREGNANT STOMACH, BUT NO POSTS OF THAT
LOL, OF COURSE NOT
WIPES SHIAT STAIN SHOES OFF ON SR BLOG RUG AND WALKS OUT MAD SLAMMING THE DOOR!!!!!
I did see what you are talking about though. Congrats to them !!
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Who say’s nice things about The Carters on this site?
@Sassy Man that joint feels as close to the real thing possible *curls toes at the thought*
@IGo I’m not putting shat on my peen but a condom,all that rubberbands and vibrating this and that scares me..
@Bootcamp It is LOL!
The fleshlight was the best thing invented bruh..
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Homie… I never got one of them thangs.
I thought about it but never did it.
What is a fleshlight, please and thank you
The fleshlight IS a male sex toy!
:jack: <<tried and true, free, always available, 100% effective, can't get lost, etc.
@Bootcamp Ummmm that toy ain’t for you unless your CLITORHINO is the size of a peen
It rips becuz of friction my exhubby had one and it ripped almost not worth buying
@Man
If men stop acting like DYCKS women wouldn’t need the toy COCKS!
NaijaGal says:
What is a fleshlight, please and thank you
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thats what im saying over here
NaijaGal says:
What is a fleshlight, please and thank you
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Thanks, because I honestly would like to know too…
*waits*
@NAIJA
I Googled it. It’s nasty. They nasty.
@NAIJA
Imagine something shaped like a flashlight.
But the top is shaped like a vagina and inside is hollow so a man could insert his penis through the “vagina lips.”…
You know what, just google it.
@IGo Me neither til one day I decided to be actively curious
My dude,I took the WHOLE day off work too LOLOL!
*curls toes at the thought*
also aint putting nathan on my dyck but a condom 
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@Phro-I know but I can use it on my future partner right. Is there pleasure in that or do you prefer to use it yourself?
CD FENTY says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@PHRO
“Do you know they sell whole pussays too?? I mean it comes with public hair and everything..If I wouldn’t feel like I was going at it with a corpse I’d get one.. ”
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Nigga! Ok, how bout this chick wanted me to do one of those contraptions and film it and send it to her!
Now I know why niggas just get the escort/prostitute. I swear, women monopolize the puzzy market. I think they won’t even let us come up with a good toy just so they can maintain their power
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IGo says:
Homie… a chic tried to make me wear a fking COCK ring with a bullet under it. we sat there for about 10 mins of her trying to get this shait on me… so finally we get to where im sorta comfortable and I feel the damn plastic rippin. Ill never wear one of them again.
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Did it rip because yo dyck was too big or yall didnt know what the fukk yall was doing?
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IDK… but Im sure you got a thought
@Yso
@PHRO
If Bootcamp can use a fleshlight I ain’t say chit to “her” again!
Because men are much easier to replace with a toy than women are. Most of you are just dcks with a body attached anyway.
My dude,I took the WHOLE day off work too LOLOL!
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I can only imagine how many times and how you were winded from doing it all day
@IGo
@CHoco
@Bootcamp Prepare for the beatdown of your poons life if you use that jawn on him
@Man-all va-jay-jay over here
@PHRO
“Me neither til one day I decided to be actively curious My dude,I took the WHOLE day off work too LOLOL!”
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You got me crackin up over here nigga! You’s a fool!
You bout to make me order one of the fluckas dude.
AND SHE LAUNCHES HER TUMBLER PAGE WHICH ALSO HAS VIDEO FOOTAGE OF HER BARE PREGNANT STOMACH, BUT NO POSTS OF THAT
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i didn’t see this! where is this one? in the long list of pics? i’m not familiar w/tumbler so i kinda had to look around.
Fleshlight=flashlight vagina…looked weird…does it come in other colors?
@Man
@Choco
I was “edging” the whole day after about 5 hours of that I went BONKERS on that thing…. *Adjusts halo*
@Phro-with that being said
I need one of them thangs asap…
@Man That shyt is SUPERB it appreciates ALL of me
@YSO
Think about this, if adult toy companies made truly effective sex toys for men how many people would lose billions.
Porn would be hurt
Prostiution would be hurt
sports car sales would go down cause old niggas wouldn’t be tryin to impress these young hoes.
IT’S A CONSPIRACY!
@Bootcamp
You know they have an iPad cover with a place for your Fleshlight?
#Multitasking
Phrozen1der says:
@IGo Me neither til one day I decided to be actively curious My dude,I took the WHOLE day off work too LOLOL
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Oh Damn…
Ive been to the site but never got one
PHro has me over here crying at my desk about him and his fleshlight!!
Leave me alone!! I need to leave now!
@Igo
Me and Mister tried the cock ring with the bullet underneath thing too once, ring ripped apart after like 5 mins. Waste of money.
@NAIJA
“Fleshlight=flashlight vagina…looked weird…does it come in other colors?”
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Only a female would ask this question!!!!!
@CD
*sigh
I figured as much
how bout an
to make it complete
@Yso
@IGo Do that shyt bruh LOLOL!
@Sassy It was the greatest thing my cusiosity ever did for me and it was worth the PTO taken that day..
Anybody had sex using a swing?
curiosity*
I sooooo Hate PHRO (read I sooo
PHRO) I use to do demonstrations at passion parties and that one particular toy for men gets RAVE REVIEWS
@CD On the bucket list
free says:
AND SHE LAUNCHES HER TUMBLER PAGE WHICH ALSO HAS VIDEO FOOTAGE OF HER BARE PREGNANT STOMACH, BUT NO POSTS OF THAT
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i didn’t see this! where is this one? in the long list of pics? i’m not familiar w/tumbler so i kinda had to look around.
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oh, i did not watch the videos. i have no problem falling on my sword.
@Phro
I feel you. The 1st time I met my double-hinged bullet, I had to take the next day off cause I stayed up ALLLLLL night with that thing. Instantly addicted!
Now I can’t go no more than 2 days without it, even with Mister and me having sex sometimes 2-3x daily.
It’s a shame what batteries and toys can do to ya.
@IGo
How many inches are u? What’s your length x width
@Harlem My hands are numb from the thought
@Saso Real shyt
@Phro
I do have questions about it though. I know the light in it acts as the heat source, but what gives the moisture? Do you use lubricant with it?
Also, do you ejaculate in it? If so, how do you make sure to clean it all out?
CD FENTY says:
Anybody had sex using a swing?
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On my bucket list too along with some bondage…
PHRO
*passes you lube and a towel* GET ER DONE
@MAN
I’m allowed to acknowledge your presence today? I’m honored and sht.
As for the conspiracy against good male sex toys there’s only so much innovation. How many different types of things could a man stick his dck into SAFELY?
@Phro
I seen this one video with this lady hanging from the ceiling with her legs wide apart being banged into oblivion. The best damn video I’ve ever seen in my life. I think I slobbered down my blouse
CD FENTY says:
Anybody had sex using a swing?
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THIS was the BEST SHAIT EVER!!
Anybody had sex using a swing?
#TEAMBONDAGE
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Bootcamp says:
On my bucket list too along with some bondage…
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@Saso I have one that is open on the opposite side so you can fully go out the other end. Yes ,you have to use lube or you’ll tear the skin on your peen…Mine isn’t battery operated it’s like a gelatin like feeling so I just soak it in hot water and wash it out etc..
@Harlem
@CD DEAD as the fuvk!!!
@PHRO
Are you the resident Fleshlight expert? Will we be seeing demonstration videos on YouTube?
CD FENTY says:
@IGo
How many inches are u? What’s your length x width
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Why tell you that unless you bout to have a seat.
SAUCEY82 says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ SAUCE & Flawless – LIKE SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME…THE TRUFF DON’T NEED DEFENDING!
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ON TIME OUT GO TO THE DANG
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Girl, I was just fckin’ w/@ MAN. I was just playing!
CD FENTY says:
Anybody had sex using a swing?
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Bedroom Swing….Playground Swing (at night of course)…… The Best…
CD FENTY says:
@IGo
How many inches are u? What’s your length x width
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IGo says:
Why tell you that unless you bout to have a seat.
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In a chair or on that thang
@YSo I just encourage folks to have healthy sex lives….with THEMSELVES
CD FENTY says:
Anybody had sex using a swing?
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Bootcamp says:
On my bucket list too along with some bondage…
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#TEAMBONDAGE
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You into Bondage huh?
While we’re on the subject, I am also interested in being a Dominitrix (sp?) just once…
WHAT DID I COME BACK TO?
@PHRO
Nothing wrong with that. Sooo…what’s the name of your YouTube channel again?
@IGo
Very much so
double-hinged bullet
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Besides that stuff is for Xtube..
CD FENTY says:
CD FENTY says:
@IGo
How many inches are u? What’s your length x width
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IGo says:
Why tell you that unless you bout to have a seat.
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In a chair or on that thang
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CD
Alright…. now.
Eazy says:
WHAT DID I COME BACK TO?
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Fleshlight
cock rings
and Bondage
BLAME CHOCO
The Makeup Maven says:
SAUCEY82 says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ SAUCE & Flawless – LIKE SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME…THE TRUFF DON’T NEED DEFENDING!
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ON TIME OUT GO TO THE DANG
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Girl, I was just fckin’ w/@ MAN. I was just playing!
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Girl I figure we all know MAN likes to get people in here for a laugh
*is truly gonna go home and watch some fleshlight vids today*
@Eazy
It’s a little apparatus that has two bullets attached to one remote….
**ok, what’d I miss?**
To PHROS FLESH SHOW
Think I’ll name my wall dyck IGo.
@CD
So I just saw that Eva Longoria and Matt Kemp are knocking boots now. Ri is gonna lose it
@Phro
Lil do he know I’m fukking him tonight
yallcrazy says:
So I just saw that Eva Longoria and Matt Kemp are knocking boots now. Ri is gonna lose it
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Matt is the PAST
:rollseyes:
Phro
Dont encourage her and that shait…
CD talking a big game right now.
BLAME CHOCO
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heck no, im thanking Choco
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
It’s a little apparatus that has two bullets attached to one remote….
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<—–debit card in hand for this online purchase 
and i thank you too,
yallcrazy says:
Didn’t melo call her “no walls, or basement or something?
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lol, it was no ceilings
I talk a big game cause I can back it up
CD FENTY says:
I talk a big game cause I can back it up
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Aight I hear ya…
@CD @IGo Yup….just record it…
WOW, what have I walked into or better yet who the heck getting it on in here?
Hola Beautiful people
Let me stop playing with IGo for he fall in love and chit and be wanting me to meet his momma
@CD Case
not so bad if he is worth it
Mochacashmere says:
yallcrazy says:
Didn’t melo call her “no walls, or basement or something?
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lol, it was no ceilings
Yeah-that’s it
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Even though I picture a big crader
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Honycoatd
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Aight I hear ya…
CD FENTY says:
Let me stop playing with IGo for he fall in love and chit and be wanting me to meet his momma
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Lady you just dont know
Ill beat that box of your into submission
have yo ass bout to lose your damn mind… That shait talking is only making it worse.
Phrozen1der says:
@CD @IGo Yup….just record it…
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homie you dont wanna see that shait…
All you’ll hear is her talking bout
“Wait a minute, Wait a minute
Hold up”
I used to LUV Ye, but I’m so like over him!!! I guess it’s true…..& when they get on they’ll leave u for a non black girl!!! His rhymes are as weak as his over the top only child syndrome….
CD FENTY says:
Let me stop playing with IGo for he fall in love and chit and be wanting me to meet his momma
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IGo says:
Lady you just dont know
Ill beat that box of your into submission
have yo ass bout to lose your damn mind… That shait talking is only making it worse.
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*Shivers*
I Go There says:
Phrozen1der says:
@CD @IGo Yup….just record it…
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homie you dont wanna see that shait…
All you’ll hear is her talking bout
“Wait a minute, Wait a minute
Hold up”
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Tag team time!!!!! CD, I got the upper half, you can have the bottom.
@YGO
Are you now more famous than Ray J since you have a wall dck named after you?
heck no, im thanking Choco
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