You gon’ learn to listen to your auntie when I tell you something…
According to gossip website TMZ, American Idol winner Jennifer Hudson is calling BS on the Mariah/Nicki Minaj fake feud. I agree with J-Hud. It’s funny how the media (and bloggers) run wild with every silly thing these celebrities do for attention.
From TMZ:
Jennifer Hudson knows a thing or two about “American Idol” … which is why it’s very interesting that she’s calling total BS on the war between Mariah Carey vs. Nicki Minaj.
“I don’t believe it,” Hudson told us at LAX this weekend … adding, “I think it’s just for ratings for the show.”
Hudson isn’t just a former “Idol” finalist — she’s appeared on the show multiple times over the years … and even performed on “A.I.” back in April.
And Jennifer ain’t the only superstar who thinks the judges’ feud is fake — “The Voice” star Cee Lo also thinks the fight could have been staged for publicity.
More from Sandrarose.com:
I need JHud to STFU. For some reason, she rubs me the wrong way.
Uh huh
Thanks Jen.
GM Sandra!
GM Erryonessssssss
V-DOT….
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I think its for the pub also. Maybe there was SOME friction betwix the two..but AI & the media inflated …then ran wiff it.
Happy Monday!!
& we call BS on WeightWatchers but you don’t see us on TMZ
I call BS on her face elongated chin azz!
Oh pardon moi
SR and Hello MZWHANG 
Jennifer when the wedding?
Hey Xena!
LOL @ “Cee-lo” wiff his bellybaby.
I need JHud to STFU. For some reason, she rubs me the wrong way.
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DITTO! I can not relate to her I don’t think she can relate to her!
Why does her opinion matter?
A. Was that man that was carrying her baby a relative?
B. How come she couldn’t carry him.
C. Why’d she say ask simon like that?
D. Why does she seem like she has a nasty attitude ever since she got the lap band surgery?? Like she’s too good or something.
E. Why havent her and Punk just gone down to the dayum courthouse to get married yet?
I need answers!
I call BULLCHIT on J Hud’s knee caps they bother me
I don’t like her 
Iheart says:
Why does her opinion matter?
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I’m going to go with her being a former American Idol contestant who has gone out on to have a successful career…
that’s all I got…
lovezoe says:
Jennifer when the wedding?
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This made me laugh though….
Hey MzWhang does that pup have pigtails and a bang this time
LoveZ
Bnat
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LOL @ LoveZ…I’z wonderin when the wedding is myself. “they” say Punk is ready to walk out iffen Jenny don’t make him an honest man soon.
Xena68 says: Hey MzWhang does that pup have pigtails and a bang this time
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Chileee yes! We got our hurrr did this weekend.
I hate the way her mouth and jaw area look like parentheses
:fuss:
Well, since JENNIFER said it, it MUST be true, right?
I think Jennifer and Clive Davis are trying to position her to be the next Whitney Houston (which will NEVER happen, by the way) and that’s why every single time there is a Jennifer performance, it turns into a Whitney Houston medley. That’s why every single time there is an awards show, or a major performance, instead of doing her major hits like, “Pocketbook” (sarcasm intended) she’s doing Whitney Houston songs.
Care to give a statement to clarify any of that, Jenn?
I am just not invested in this particular gossip. Neither one of these ladies interest me so….
I meant
They asked a question…she didn’t have to answer but she did
@Whang
Now that the dog hair is laid I can see it’s face and he reminds me of my CHI!
Is it me or does she look like Verdine White from Earth Wind and Fire in that freeze frame?
Angiegirl says:
I hate the way her mouth and jaw area look like parentheses
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Damn, I thought I was the only one who thinks her smile is jacked up. That crease in her face is unfortunate.
She don’t know nothing. How far did she make it on American Idol? Oh ok.
I think that, like Nick Cannon said, it’s partly real in the sense that Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj don’t like each other. But who let’s someone stand on set and film a monitor with a phone?
This is really the first time we’ve really seen celebrities that don’t like it go at each other behind the scenes so that’s why everyone thinks this is fake. Other times we only hear about it. I think that Mariah and Nicki real got into a heated argument.
GAGIRL87 says:
I call BULLCHIT on J Hud’s knee caps
I always double looked at her knee caps
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Choco aka Hippie says:
@Whang
Now that the dog hair is laid I can see it’s face and he reminds me of my CHI!
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Choco how old is your doggie!
Dark-n-Lovely says:
Is it me or does she look like Verdine White from Earth Wind and Fire in that freeze frame?
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Ya’ll are going IN on Jenny…
Carrington says:
Well, since JENNIFER said it, it MUST be true, right?
I think Jennifer and Clive Davis are trying to position her to be the next Whitney Houston (which will NEVER happen, by the way) and that’s why every single time there is a Jennifer performance, it turns into a Whitney Houston medley. That’s why every single time there is an awards show, or a major performance, instead of doing her major hits like, “Pocketbook” (sarcasm intended) she’s doing Whitney Houston songs.
Care to give a statement to clarify any of that, Jenn?
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She need not try and attempt at that. Nothing and no one can touch Nippy!
SN: I bet if Punk was with her she wouldnt have answered this question
Xena68 says: Hey MzWhang does that pup have pigtails and a bang this time
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Chileee yes! We got our hurrr did this weekend.
Most celebrity opinions don’t matter. Hell, most opinions period don’t matter.
TMZ is always asking people what they think. Even when they have little to no knowledge of the topic.
I call BS for the Morning Glory and her photo shop.
@Whang
My baby is 10 years old and me wubs loves him so much now my shih tzu ION I love him but lately he has regressed to his younger days and he is going on 4 years of age smdh I wanted to cunt punt his azz so much this weekend
Is it me or does she look like Verdine White from Earth Wind and Fire in that freeze frame?
Carrington says:
Well, since JENNIFER said it, it MUST be true, right?
I think Jennifer and Clive Davis are trying to position her to be the next Whitney Houston (which will NEVER happen, by the way) and that’s why every single time there is a Jennifer performance, it turns into a Whitney Houston medley. That’s why every single time there is an awards show, or a major performance, instead of doing her major hits like, “Pocketbook” (sarcasm intended) she’s doing Whitney Houston songs.
Care to give a statement to clarify any of that, Jenn?
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I wish these ppl would wake the hell up and realize Whitney & Michael were A MOMENT IN TIME and there will never be a ‘next’ ever! Clive has been trying to find the next Whitney since Whitney married Bobby!
Please PUNK don’t wanna marry her it’s her money he wants to marry! That bish is ice cold and think it’s cute – she is not knockneed heffa!
@MzWhang, that doggie’s hair is LAID!
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Whang
OMG Imma use that!!!
My baby is 10 years old and me wubs loves him so much now my shih tzu ION I love him but lately he has regressed to his younger days and he is going on 4 years of age smdh I wanted to cunt punt his azz so much this weekend
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No you did NOT say “c*nt punch???”
For Jennifer to be the next Whitney they’d have to hook her on cocaine (cause crack is whack) and find her a man that would dig sht out of her ass on demand.
Jennifer when are you going to tell the truth and let everyone know you had the lapband done and that you have never been on weight watchers? Lapbandz make hur dance!!!
Diva says:
@MzWhang, that doggie’s hair is LAID
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Divurrr
Thanks! And its NOT a weave. *Looks around for Bella*
Dark-n-Lovely says:
Is it me or does she look like Verdine White from Earth Wind and Fire in that freeze frame?
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Ya’ll are going IN on Jenny…
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And to think I’m one of (apparently) only a few that actually like her. But I must admit she is hollow; no charisma at all outside of Effie.
mzwhang90210 says:
Diva says:
@MzWhang, that doggie’s hair is LAID
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Divurrr
Thanks! And its NOT a weave. *Looks around for Bella
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Oh yeah we all know it’s NOT a weave hunni
YSoSrs says:
For Jennifer to be the next Whitney they’d have to hook her on cocaine (cause crack is whack) and find her a man that would dig sht out of her ass on demand
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where are the receipts?
@MZWHANG
That ninja had me googling why do shih tzu defacate in their crates after being housebroken – girl when I read how many others suffered from this same chit – I was like
Dark-n-Lovely says:
I wish these ppl would wake the hell up and realize Whitney & Michael were A MOMENT IN TIME and there will never be a ‘next’ ever!
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Agreed. Usher can quit tryin to be Michael and be Usher. Chris Brown can try to be Chris Brown. Actually, as weird as it sounds, and as well as Chris and Usher dance, the one person who really gives me Michael-esque is the one with the least swag – Ne-Yo. (Shoot me, I want to shoot my damn self for that).
But at the end of the day, there will never be another Michael or Whitney and I can add a couple more to that list of “there will never be anothers”:
1) Michael
2) Whitney
3) Patti
4) Milli
5) Luther
6) Vanilli
@Diva, I left you a message in the post downstairs
YSoSrs says:
For Jennifer to be the next Whitney they’d have to…find her a man that would dig sht out of her ass on demand.
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And you think Punk is beneath doing that?
why she got them ugly shades on though?
Razzle Dazzle Boo says:
A. Was that man that was carrying her baby a relative?
B. How come she couldn’t carry him.
C. Why’d she say ask simon like that?
D. Why does she seem like she has a nasty attitude ever since she got the lap band surgery?? Like she’s too good or something.
E. Why havent her and Punk just gone down to the dayum courthouse to get married yet?
I need answers!
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She lost the weight and grew a attidue. She is not going to marry punk.
@Carrington…
Don’t forget Auntie Aretha!
VDot says:
I need JHud to STFU. For some reason, she rubs me the wrong way.
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:wave:
msdiva
mzwhang aw shait puppy got a new do!
dark
ysosrs
choco
razzle
naijla
xena
san
bnatural
bird
gagirl
vdot
off topic my throat feels like im swallowing broken glass!
Dark-n-Lovely says:
YSoSrs says:
For Jennifer to be the next Whitney they’d have to…find her a man that would dig sht out of her ass on demand.
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And you think Punk is beneath doing that?
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His hands too big
Oh.. well if Jen said it then..
@DARK
I don’t think any grown man that goes by “Punk” is beneath doing anything. Especially for the right price.
Well Carrington you asked for it.
Neyo? No way! Otherwise I agree…yes even Milli & Vanilli
1) Michael
@Milli & Vanilli
2) Whitney
3) Patti
4) Milli
5) Luther
6) Vanilli
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Iheart says:
@Diva, I left you a message in the post downstairs
downstairs
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Ok love….BRB
Choco aka Hippie says:
@MZWHANG
That ninja had me googling why do shih tzu defacate in their crates after being housebroken
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Thanks I’ll cross that dog off my list
Xena68 says:
The woman who got uppercutted on that bus said it felt like she was on Mortal Combat
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My kids played that video to death. Like someone said Friday, she acted like she was used to getting hit like that.
Xena68 says:
The woman who got uppercutted on that bus said it felt like she was on Mortal Combat
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you goin to jail today you goin to jail today! Finish HER!!!
Dark-n-Lovely says:
YSoSrs says:
For Jennifer to be the next Whitney they’d have to…find her a man that would dig sht out of her ass on demand.
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BBL
And you think Punk is beneath doing that?
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His hands too big
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he could use either his toes or tongue?
‘girl u know its true..oh oh ooooh I love youuuuuuu
@San you’re right!
@YSoSrs I was just making sure we see eye to eye.
LMAO @ Dark-n-Lovely:
You have to watch Neyo’s performances… he actually gives you a whole LOT of Michael.
Watch is “One in a Million” video on youtube and come back and tell me that ain’t who Jermaine Jackson WISHES he could have been…
@RAZZLE
Naw. You don’t need to come back after asking if Punk can dig sht from Jen’s ass with his toes or tongue.
The woman who got uppercutted on that bus said it felt like she was on Mortal Combat
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@Milky
:hugs: Take ibuprofen and drink some tea boo don’t let that chit get you no lie
@San
At this point in my life I’m scratching all small dogs off my list – my chi has it lil sneaky ways also but the shih tzu is just tooooo ___________ for my taste
Xena68 says:
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Once black twitter found her twitter account…they went IN on ol’ girl….I mean, I’ve been
all weekend at some of the tweets….
Thanks @choco im drinkin tea now. i will go and get some ibuprofen. I was at my son’s game Saturday and it rained the entire game. I was layered and had an umbrealla but i’m still sick!
I call bs on Punk being stragiht and u letting your sister go on Oprah with a damn t shirt on
@iheart….I said oh girl had a cute face…I ain’t say nothing bout them lumps and bumps in that gold suit…..
:wave: Hey Milky!!!!
Milkayyyyy
Trend
Iheart
San
Razzle
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@San…I’ve owned a Cairn Terrier, Chihuahua, and now I have a Lhasa-Poo. The LhasaPoo has been the SMARTEST and most easily trained to date.
Xena68 says:
The woman who got uppercutted on that bus said it felt like she was on Mortal Combat
FINISH HER 
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Choco aka Hippie says:
@ Diva’s gravi if its still the monkey with make up on
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:wave: Choco, know the Monkay is at the salon getting weaved up!!!!
*repost from downstairs since you bishes iggin my ass today
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Iheart says:
Sooooo ummm I dont know if yall have already discussed the morning glory but ummm…. I was rocking with her thick ass until I got to that
#photoshopfail
last photo with the gold bikini:shocked: Since when did walls start having squiggly lines around the ass area
@Milky
You need to take the ibuprofen as soon as you feel the scratchy throat or else you will be in FULL COLD EFFECT ask a co-worker if you wait until later you will be out SICK
@Choco I read all small dogs have that small “dog” syndrome so they can be something else. But they’re sooo cute, I was just looking up a maltese
@Diva, I ain’t eem talking bout the lumps and bumps. Im talking about that squiggly line in the WALL
The woman who got uppercutted on that bus said it felt like she was on Mortal Combat
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But the way she sprang up off the floor looked more like that Bozo blow up boxing doll my daddy used to buy me. I would two-piece his a$$ and he’d sprang up like I ain’t did a damn thang.
You have to watch Neyo’s performances… he actually gives you a whole LOT of Michael.
Watch is “One in a Million” video on youtube and come back and tell me that ain’t who Jermaine Jackson WISHES he could have been
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San
Are you trying to move here or visit?
Mzwhang
bnatural says:
Xena68 says:
The woman who got uppercutted on that bus said it felt like she was on Mortal Combat
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Once black twitter found her twitter account…they went IN on ol’ girl….I mean, I’ve been all weekend at some of the tweets….
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They should have, up there talking bout I can’t see how a man can hit a female like that. Um he prolly could not believe a “female” was talking to him like that
Nah I wasn’t checking for her nose or that pic of the 3 overstuffed greenpeppars – she aint cute and thick my azz P U I don’t find her thick I find her appalling
Iheart says:
@Diva, I ain’t eem talking bout the lumps and bumps. Im talking about that squiggly line in the WALL
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I went back to see……what the fugg is that all about? wall and brick are squiggly….
The girl spit on him – male or female you gettng fugged up!!!!
@Carrington says:
I’ll put it on my things to VIEW list for when I get home.
I just cant wit Neyo…
Diva says:
Iheart says:
@Diva, I ain’t eem talking bout the lumps and bumps. Im talking about that squiggly line in the WALL
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I went back to see……what the fugg is that all about? wall and brick are squiggly….
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#Photoshopfail
mzwhang90210 says:
@San…I’ve owned a Cairn Terrier, Chihuahua, and now I have a Lhasa-Poo. The LhasaPoo has been the SMARTEST and most easily trained to date.
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I will be looking these up. Not chihuahua bark to much. Never heard of the other ones though. I need smart
Carrington says:
The woman who got uppercutted on that bus said it felt like she was on Mortal Combat
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But the way she sprang up off the floor looked more like that Bozo blow up boxing doll my daddy used to buy me. I would two-piece his a$$ and he’d sprang up like I ain’t did a damn thang.
Choco aka Hippie says:
@ DIVA I told you I see old gravi’s and girl his pussy pink lipstick has me rolling
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and the blue balls eyeshadow is on point too, huh?
But at the end of the day, there will never be another Michael or Whitney and I can add a couple more to that list of “there will never be anothers”:
1) Michael
2) Whitney
3) Patti
4) Milli
5) Luther
6) Vanilli
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Can I add Rockwell and Stoney Jackson to this list?
@Trend to move. My friend tells me to just go, no job, make it happen type stuff.
Iheart says:
Diva says:
Iheart says:
@Diva, I ain’t eem talking bout the lumps and bumps. Im talking about that squiggly line in the WALL
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I went back to see……what the fugg is that all about? wall and brick are squiggly….
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#Photoshopfail
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she ought to be embarrassed! #epicfail
mzwhang90210 says:
@San…I’ve owned a Cairn Terrier, Chihuahua, and now I have a Lhasa-Poo. The LhasaPoo has been the SMARTEST and most easily trained to date.
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I will be looking these up. Not chihuahua bark to much. Never heard of the other ones though. I need smart
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I just moved to a place that allows pets and I want a do so bad but I also enjoy my freedom. I’m so torn…. I want a Teddy Bear dog….so stinking cute!
@ Dark-n-Lovely,
And I’ll be checking the first post of the day tomorrow for your assessment too.
Watch his live video performances at awards shows too. LOL I only own one Neyo CD myself, but I have to be real, he does the performances.
I mean he damn sure can’t use his elbows yso
@DoNotDeleteMe, in my head Stoney Jackson was my boyfriend. I had all of his pics from the Right On magazine taped to my wall.
@bnatural. Oh shot I had to look that up…Adorable
Sorry hello to all who spoke to me
I will be looking these up. Not chihuahua bark to much. Never heard of the other ones though. I need smart
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If you want smart start with a mid size breed my chi is housebroken but small dogs can’t hold it long – the shih tzu is just azz backwards and I wish someone told me they regress – he is just so azz backwards girl Im really looking for a new home for him cuz I don’t walk you to come in and clean poop out the cage
Diva says:
@DoNotDeleteMe, in my head Stoney Jackson was my boyfriend. I had all of his pics from the Right On magazine taped to my wall.
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So brave of you to admit that…a lot of us don’t want to believe that we actually felt some kind of way about him.
Diva you was in love with Stoney Jackson lawd that eyeliner and jheri curl
And I will never forget this my father always told me if a dog chits where he sleeps that is a nasty dog and you don’t want a dog like that and he is SOOOO RIGHT
The Nigerian dentist gone drug me up today to do some deep scale cleaning. Anybody ever take Triazolam 0.25mg before?
@Diva
Yes chile that electric shadow is the biz
@Diva
You might as well take your panties off now
DoNotDeleteMe says:
Diva says:
@DoNotDeleteMe, in my head Stoney Jackson was my boyfriend. I had all of his pics from the Right On magazine taped to my wall.
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So brave of you to admit that…a lot of us don’t want to believe that we actually felt some kind of way about him.
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I lubbed his azz dripping curl and all…he was fine in my mind!!!!
@Diva hmm I’m getting a deep clean tomorrow. You ever heard of tooth soap??
Xena68 says:
Diva you was in love with Stoney Jackson lawd that eyeliner and jheri curl
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I lubbed me some him!!!!!!!!!
San says:
@Diva hmm I’m getting a deep clean tomorrow. You ever heard of tooth soap??
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Tooth Soap *scratches head*
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Diva
You might as well take your panties off now
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Noooooooooooooooooooooo
Just Googled Stoney Jackson.
When Jenny gets her lacefront game proper then she can talk otherwise, take your lollipop head ass somewhere! Bish smelling herself and don’t even own a platnium album…whatevs :rollseyes:
Uhhh that Morning Gloray….what a fukkin shame. Bish look like she smell like rotten milk.
Diva says:
San says:
@Diva hmm I’m getting a deep clean tomorrow. You ever heard of tooth soap??
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Tooth Soap *scratches head*
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I’ve become a stickler about my teeth lately, so looked up the best soap. Came across this website, so gonna give it a chance. Toothsoap.com
@GIGI
I was thinking cottage cheese. Cause of the lumps.
*the best toothpaste I mean
San says:
Diva says:
San says:
@Diva hmm I’m getting a deep clean tomorrow. You ever heard of tooth soap??
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Tooth Soap *scratches head*
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I’ve become a stickler about my teeth lately, so looked up the best soap. Came across this website, so gonna give it a chance. Toothsoap.com
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I will look it up….all of a sudden I’m all about my teeth now!!!! next is tooth whitening!!!!
Stoney Jackson that played on 227??? I always thought he was
@the comments RE the Morning Glory….
Lawwwd…
I SEE why Sandra turns the comments OFF for the Morning Glory Posts.
If it were me, some of these comments would make me jump off the top of this blog & commit suicide
@Diva Yes, read the reviews
Trendsetter says:
Stoney Jackson that played on 227??? I always thought he was
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That’s the one!!!
I was thinking cottage cheese. Cause of the lumps
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Hell that and sour cream
She straight played herself.
FYI: for future Morning Glories…do not throw Christ’s name into your ratchetness. You will get burned at the stake!
She did not win American idol
If it were me, some of these comments would make me jump off the top of this blog & commit suicide
Do some squats and leg curls chile and tightened that shyt up
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You’d think they would know better by now. She is a cute girl but craters and potholes
Cheddup Ty!!
@MzWhang…im sorry that morning glory needs her ass beat. the pic with the bad photoshop wall paneling looks like she was kicked in the side of the ass by a nigga with a CAT boot on…not a timbaland but a CAT boot with a detailed and thick ass sole…bless her heart
@CHOCO I have a shi zu and she is very smart. what is this you say about regresing. thats probably why it was so easy to train her behind. I dont want no regressing dog.
San says:
@Diva Yes, read the reviews
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I’m going to ask the dentist about it today…to get his views on it.
I’ll let you know if I remember anything after the visit!
Jennifer’s is having some skin issues.. but she looks kind.
Ty says:
If it were me, some of these comments would make me jump off the top of this blog & commit suicide
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You’d think they would know better by now. She is a cute girl but craters and potholes Do some squats and leg curls chile and tightened that shyt up
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or like Kid Fury says…jump in a pool of bleach head first!!
:wave: OTB hey
Step #1, leave the sugar alone MG! Especially if you wanna show that ass unclothed.
@DoNotDeleteMe
hey Diva & Jackson
If it were me, some of these comments would make me jump off the top of this blog & commit suicide
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Sucicidal emotes?
??
Bad Influence says:
@MzWhang…im sorry that morning glory needs her ass beat. the pic with the bad photoshop wall paneling looks like she was kicked in the side of the ass by a nigga with a CAT boot on…not a timbaland but a CAT boot with a detailed and thick ass sole…bless her heart
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She is pretty to me. And
to all of her accomplishments.
I just wonder why some women are like
“I’m going to Med school, I read to the blind, and one day I hope to find the cure for cancer…”
Then they submit photos lookin all video vixen-ish??!
That don’t say “Doctor” to me!!
Noochii
Hows your grill bewbie?
Patiently waitng for San to respond to my question
Diva-her
How was your weekend? I saw a bad yella lady in church and I kept saying, “Ms. Diva-her”..everytime see sashayed her fly suit wearing ass to the alter. 
By the time we left i had my whole pew messing with that lady.
OTB
Bad (iffen u make me scream laffin one mo gin!!)
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I’m going to try and tell this story best I can and hope you can create the picture in your head.
So, I have a cousin that lives in Louisiana, ratchet as hell. So, he decides he’s coming to GA because he hasn’t seen us in a while and because it’s the classic weekend so we’re all supposed to meet in Albany and then they’re (about 8 of my cousins + their entourage) going to Columbus for the Classic. Well, my mom drives up from Tallahassee with my granddad so that they can see my cousin from Baton Rouge… Well, he was there with his girlfriend (and I thought my cousin in the 904 had a ratchet ass girl
) but anyway, we all meet this girl (I’ve already met her from when I went to Baton Rouge, and that’s another story for another day itself) talk, catch up (you know normal kin chit) well, later on that afternoon my granddad is sitting in the living room watching some western tv show and I walk into the room and ask where cousin (from BR) is… he points to the door and so I knock on it. Music is blasting, so me knocking is doing no good… well after about 20 seconds, I finally open the door…
his girlfriend is in there bent over in the zone, shaking it fast. I ‘m looking like
because she one of those chicks with an ass so big, her drawls don’t stand a chance… then she poppin like it’s nobody business. Between that sight and my granddad in the background saying
“goooooootdamn, that gul can ASS-quake like them hoes use to do back in Bainbridge on the lake in the 40’s”
I won’t even go into after that comment and me saying hey and her turning around saying “I didn’t hear you open that door”
And no, I didn’t go to the Classic. I don’t engage in fukkery like that either. But I thought about you later on that day. I said I was going to tell you about this since you live there.
Alright, I’m going to lunch
Bad Influence says:
hey Diva & Jackson
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Hey bew
Bainbridge …lomg Ive never met but one family from Bainbridge
(I totally six degrees of separation) know you!
FVSU homecoming was this weekend too. Im sad I missed it. I def. partake in all that fukkery
ASS-quake tho?
“goooooootdamn, that gul can ASS-quake like them hoes use to do back in Bainbridge on the lake in the 40?s”
OutsidetheBox says:
Diva-her How was your weekend? I saw a bad yella lady in church and I kept saying, “Ms. Diva-her”..everytime see sashayed her fly suit wearing ass to the alter.
By the time we left i had my whole pew messing with that lady.
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It was good ma!!!! You killing me…bish was fly though, huh? Why you ain’t get a pic wif her after chuch?
Gigi26 says:
“goooooootdamn, that gul can ASS-quake like them hoes use to do back in Bainbridge on the lake in the 40?s”
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Get it granddad!!!!
@Trend. Didn’t I answer
San,I didn’t see it …let me scroll back up…I must have missed it with all of the Stoney Jackson talk
I see it now…Well come on! Chicago is nice!
lol I know! I visit on and off and love it, but it’s expensive! So really want a job so I’d have no choice but to uproot!
Very expensive! Well if you need to know anything I’m here for you….
Ok, Thanks!
Sandra, Jennifer Hudson did NOT win American Idol!