How to Explain the Elmo Gay Sex Scandal to Your Kids (A photo illustrated Guide)

Justin Bieber and Elmo

Even before Frank Ocean or Anderson Cooper set foot outside of their closets, the gay agenda has been working feverishly to indoctrinate, I mean teach your children to lovingly accept the gay lifestyle as normal.

Now that the Elmo gay sex scandal is splashed across front pages all over the country, it will probably be more difficult to shield your children from gay sexual innuendoes — even on Sesame Street.

Kevin Clash, the 52-year-old puppeteer who has his hand up the back of Sesame Street’s most famous puppet, has been outed as a gay man who prefers to wine and dine teenage boys. How will parents explain that to their inquisitive adolescents?

Justin Bieber and Elmo

Luckily for you parents, Gawker has created an illustrated guide making it easier for parents to explain (in graphic detail) the Elmo gay sex scandal to your children. The guide is illustrated with photos featuring Elmo, Justin Bieber and Barack Obama dolls.

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VDot

I can’t breath

“whose his hand up the back of Sesame Street’s most famous puppet”

and
lovelyaries
free

why are you bringing your boo anderson cooper into this mess?
bubblicious

This is stupid and unnecessary.
kingstonn

why does that doll look like Justin bieber? omg.. i can’t…
Betamax82
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

That second pic…
brownskin A.K.A Creamy
WorkInProgress
ReadingIsFundamental

This is so far inappropriate and talking about pedophile acts like it’s a gay agenda joke is sickening.
free

Man, I just don’t care™ says: That second pic…

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luVn_liFe…
Trendsetter

not funny
Bedazzled His Razzle

Justin has dolls and lipgloss out..you aint know?

Anyways… wtf is gawker on??
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Is nothing sacred anymore My poor Elmo
Bad Influence

OMG Im at my desk hollering

that second pic tho..

*slaps knee*
cougar lover

<—- at these post so far.
Donna del Gatto

Sandra…. to these pictures and the Justin Beiber, Barack Obama dolls!
kingstonn

@ razzle
and nail polish!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHOU06sZ2_c 69

Honycoatd says:

Had sex all through Sunday night until around 11 am Monday morning
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Are your walls still in tact?
http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

Hey Fam

This had me: rofl:
ReadingIsFundamental

Jumps in Choco’s gravatar… you done ran in and outta here for a few days and took the damn bathroom sink with you knowing damn well people in here need to wash their mouth out. -steals a fresh toothbrush out of the drawer. Ok, I’m done -jumps out. Happy Thursday!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

bubblicious says:

This is stupid and unnecessary
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Very!!!!!!!!
Bibi

lordy
Bad Influence

ok it stopped being funny here: “The guide is illustrated with photos featuring Elmo, Justin Bieber and Barack Obama dolls.”

u really need 2 cut it out.. :stop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHOU06sZ2_c 69

His

you is my bew now. I dumpted Fayla but I still love huh doe. Jut not lih I do u.
luVn_liFe…

@Intense
From downstairs im hearing the my Tia who im close with,said she dont mind either way..she said Your brother said your acting Stank and Brand new
I like it,GET used to it!

@ HIS >>>>Me&U<<<< are here!
Bad Influence says:
im with u. its just me, my son and my bew. im cooking my ass off but im only cooking for us 3…my son will be my cooking buddy and my man shall be pouring my drinks and rolling my loud ALL DAY while im cooking. im too excited 4 a quiet turkey day…
~ ~ ~
my get up is the other way around my son pours my dranks and my hubby helps cook he loves it!~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Do they have that doll in a bending position?????????

#icant
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

POOR ELMO GETTING DRAGGED THRU THE MUD AND HIS ARSE ISN’T EVEN DIRECTLY INVOLVED-SMH!!
MissHarlem

The purpose of this post is what?
WorkInProgress

OMG. I only say the first 2 pics. I didnt click on the “read more” link. am going to hell in a Hermes.
cougar lover

why is elmo lookin’ like, “O…..M….G….nah nicca we don’t do that thurr on says’me street fool” in that second pic.
Angiegirl

I dont see how its anything that I need to explain to my child since she doesnt surg blogs all day to even see this mess even occured. A responsible parent shields their child from things like this, and only lets them watch Sesame Street for its educational purposes….Not to see if Bert and Ernie sliding them twin beds together at night
http://SandraRose.com Keesh

I cant and wont….see yall in the next post.
Bad Influence

@69, i sent u salutations 2 posts ago! u better stop loving me late bew
scorpio

bubblicious says:

This is stupid and unnecessary.

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I agree. why would parents need to even bring this up. I’m sure the kids aren’t even aware of what has happened with this story. Again adults are the ones who act out their grown up knowledge on the kids, who dont even know what all this is about.
bubblicious

Always talking about a gay agenda. Most kids young enough to still love Elmo won’t be worried about this. It will be the adults pushing their anti-gay agenda that will make it an issue for their children.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Any parent that IS DISCUSSING this ^^^^ Elmo situation with their kid should be slapped anyway

How the hell they know what’s going on UNLESS you allow it
#nooffense
Bad Influence

who placed Elmos hand ever so gently over his furry crotch? who posed these dolls? ion’eem know what 2 say. fugg it
Who Dat

“whose his hand up the back of Sesame Street’s most famous puppet”

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ksajdsnfsnfhufbnusjfnjxsfnhxvx time for me to go to lunch.

sofvjmri9fgklmdfgl,d 7erbwheb eufhpsf tmietierm (on my keyboard again…just laid OUT)

Beibs is bent OVER… assuming the position….I caint. And I wont.

I pure got SNOT.
BYE.
scorpio

Another thing, the boy tried to sensationlize the story by saying he was 16. He was 18 even though there is still a wide age difference, dude knew what he was doing.
Donna del Gatto

I mean, when I was a kid and Pee Wee Herman got busted :jack: in a movie theater I didn’t need mom’s to “demonstrate” shyt to me… this is soooo unnecessary…
Diva

*clears throak* @69
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

I just went to the Gawker website! rolfmao!
kingstonn

ommmmg @ his
go home!
Bedazzled His Razzle

<——- made the mistake of clicking on the link… :obama: is justin's lawyer, a shark is TMZ and elmo is sitting at the computer with vaseline I just wanted to see if they were for realz..clearly they are not. They need to be strung up by the toes by Sesame street for the foolery on that site. No responsible parent should have the need to explain this mess to their child for any reason.
Who Dat

Second pic:
Elmo look like: WHAT in the FUGG….is this muthafawkin DOING…???

Bussin his cheeks wide open like this…???

sdcmksfnfnurebbdsyoew9042984_qiw rirew eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
kingstonn

at least they used the Prez Obama as lawyer tho.
Diva

What is there to explain? This is totally not necessary IMO!
Bedazzled His Razzle

@furry crotch
Bigbadwolf

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

Any parent that IS DISCUSSING this ^^^^ Elmo situation with their kid should be slapped anyway

How the hell they know what’s going on UNLESS you allow it
#nooffense
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I was thinking the same thing. My youngest is just old enough that he doesn't watch "baby shows" anymore, he has no clue what's going on. They don't talk about it on the cartoon channels
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@BEDAZZLED

I was rollin on that pic of them two ‘spooning!’ ROFLMAO!

Them ninjas on some other chit over there.
http://www.philly.com/ J Said it!

Ya gotta chilllllll
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

POOR ELMO GETTING DRAGGED THRU THE MUD AND HIS ARSE ISN’T EVEN DIRECTLY INVOLVED
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Well, technically, Elmo’s “arse” is involved in a roundabout kind of way.
Milky

The guide is illustrated with photos featuring Elmo, Justin Bieber and Barack Obama dolls.

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@Sandra why do u have to brang our POTUS into everythang. and our POTUS is not gay so why is he even in the illustration?

im not ready to talk to my little ones about sex let alone tryin to explain gaysex to them!! GTFOH!!
Angiegirl

Whoever had me google that dayum PumKash commercial has just reserved a one way first class ticket to heyul!!! :fuss:
Bibi

@Sandra
Betamax82

Awwww I just saw pic of Tameras baby boy so cute
kingstonn

@ Sandra.
where is Mr.Noodle? and Dorothy?
Honycoatd

Did Elmo the doll have intercourse with an 18 yr old? I think not.

So why is Elmo being the face of an act that happened between a 52 yr old and 23 yr old?
Angiegirl
bubblicious

@HONY

Cause it’s funny. Ha ha.
kingstonn

i knew that was coming..
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

@HONEY

MY POINT EXACTLY!!

MEDIA LOVES THIS NONSENSE, TRYING TO TIE THIS PERVERSION AND SCANDAL TO SESAME STREET AND ONE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OTHER~
Oprahs Bunion

Bad Influence says:

OMG Im at my desk hollering

that second pic tho..

*slaps knee*

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ME TOO!!!!
prynsexxx

Why is Elmo’s hand in his lap though? BYE!
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

I don’t have to explain it. My baby is not aware of this situation.
prynsexxx

Sandra Rose says:

Well, technically, Elmo’s “arse” is involved in a roundabout kind of way.
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*crickets*

<—– doesn't get it
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

@SR

Well, technically, Elmo’s “arse” is involved in a roundabout kind of way.

YAL NEED TO MY EYES ARE BURNING JUST SEEING ELMO IN SUCH A COMPROMISING POSITION PICTURED ABOVE
scorpio

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just saw the post on the escort. Dude looks crazy! Now it’s clear why he did what he did. LOL…..
Who Dat

Why is Elmo’s hand in his lap though? BYE!

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Elmo jacking…
Milky

Why is Justin Bieber doll lookin back at it? LOOK BACK AT IT! LOOK BACK AT IT!
NaijaGal

wack…lame…wack…lame…gotta laugh at a lesbian talking about the gay agenda
Bedazzled His Razzle

@Milky the prez is playing the lawyer
Milky

hell in a handbasket with gasoline drawers!
Who Dat

I hope Jim Henson come back and haunt the PURITY FOCK out of whomever got Elmo jackin to Biebs spreading em like that on that sofa.
kingstonn

@ the pics of Blac Chyna on another site.
bish is shaped like a beluga whale!
Bedazzled His Razzle

@Man

I had to take an extra breath or two after laughing. they were dead wrong for it and need to be strung up…but aint no denying that it was funny.
Honycoatd

Blk Beauty Naija,

Hi Queenie… How are you?

Have you seen any good Naija films lately?
Bedazzled His Razzle

“Some fibs can never be taken all the way back. Elmo never emailed friends from his work computer ever again, and also never spoiled his dinner by eating too many cookies because those are both things it is bad to do.”
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you sick fawks at gawker
Who Dat

Ummm where has Dee Dee (Redeemed) been since I came back?

She not up here with her Sodom and Gonorrhea speech(es) since the Elmo scandal?
Bedazzled His Razzle

@Kdubb havent seent ha in a min
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

bish is shaped like a beluga whale!
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http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

A light bulb just went off in my head. I going to get a luxurious Solange afro wig for next week’s vacation. I’m suddenly even more excited.
Honycoatd

Birdie,

That would look cute on you. But how do you know its a wig and not just puffy weave?
http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

lol
marquez269

Oh my Lord FAITH! (in my mama joe voice)
Who Dat

And what about the otha one who got mad cause I told her nigra really IS a word? She not up here with her homosexuality is WRONG and dayum it…yall KNOW its wrong… speech? Caint remma her log in. Swear I thought Elmo sex scandal was gonna brang ALL the religious fanatics out.
http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

KDub i been wondering where DeeDee been too during this Elmo mess.

hey DeeDee!

girl if i knowed it was really u that had signed my guestbook i woulda left yo comment! but there were no Bible references so i aint think it was u. i LMAO @chu tambout is juices & berries in it tho!

also one saturday u had left info about a website about some Hebrews or Israelites but when i copy & pasted it it was a dead link. do u mind reposting the name agane? TIA
OutsidetheBox

I love Gawker sites
Honycoatd

Who is mama joe now? Is that like a sweet brown or is it your real mama?
marquez269

@hony off soul food
Smonae80

Bad, looking cute gurl
at this phuckery
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

Honycoatd says:

Birdie,

That would look cute on you. But how do you know its a wig and not just puffy weave?
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I got the inspiration from reading a story where Solo posted on Twitter that the TSA agents made her take off her wig so they could search it. I actually thought it was her real hair all this time.
Honycoatd

Dubblets,

They are over it! Enough is going on that even the blind will soon see it.
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

Oopsie. I spoke too soon on C Mili. Inside the game she was wearing a skully from an upcoming fashion line that Chris set Coochie up with. I still don’t like her dough.
NaijaGal

HONYCOATD how you been luv I haven’t watched any new Naija movies…have you seen Madam Success yet? you should if you haven’t…straight foolishness
Honycoatd

Birdie,

Oh coolio… I think it will fit your face. Are you going to get it wavy curl like hers or that thick afro?
Milky

@marquez hey boo! how u doin today!! Here
NaijaGal

MARQUEZ – ummmmm sir are you biting your lip in the pic? giving us your best morning wood pose? *you feeling better*?
Milky

i nominate marques for the next morning wood post. sessy!!
Angiegirl

Who Dat says:

And what about the otha one who got mad cause I told her nigra really IS a word? She not up here with her homosexuality is WRONG and dayum it…yall KNOW its wrong… speech? Caint remma her log in. Swear I thought Elmo sex scandal was gonna brang ALL the religious fanatics out.
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That one got banned I believe, and Deemed made her last appearance in the post about the Game and cheating….she made a new friend there too
Honycoatd

Naija Doll,

I am really good… and yourself?

I stay watch Naija and Ghanaian Films. At least 10 a week as long as they are not like more than 2 parts.

I haven’t seen Madam Success yet… I am going to look for it.

They have improved so much that I can’t get enough of them and signed up with a few different sites so I can watch them.

Have you seen Sister of Virtue or Sinking Sands? Gosh they were really good and powerful messages.

Where do you tend to get or watch your movies?
NaijaGal

Robert De Niro does not have time for Reindeer games. Especially coming from the Jigga man.

According to Page Six, things got tensed between Jay and Rob De Niro the other night at Leonardo DiCaprio’s star studded birthday bash in New York. The event was stacked wall to wall with all of Leo’s celebrity friends like Jamie Foxx, Chris Rock and Jonah Hill, but things got interesting when Jay approached Robert De Niro’s table to say “Hello.” Apparently, De Niro had been trying to reach Jay-Z about recording a song for the Tribeca Film Festival earlier this year but Jay had been dodging his calls so he wasn’t too happy. According to sources at the event:

“Bob was sitting at a table, and when Jay-Z went over to say hello, De Niro told Jay that he never called him back. Bob wasn’t in any mood to make polite conversation,” the spy says. “He told Jay that if somebody calls you six times, you call them back. It doesn’t matter who you are, that is just rude.”

“De Niro kept telling him that he thinks he’s the man, but that he was disrespectful. Beyoncé came over, but that didn’t calm Bob down. It was the talk of the party. Everyone was saying there’s only one star in New York bigger and badder than Jay-Z, and that’s Robert De Niro. He can be quite scary when he’s angry.”
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I don’t know if it’s true but this cracked me up
MissHarlem
Milky

Robert DeNiro punkin JayZ
http://www.landofpure.net iWhip

OTB hey luv!

i just took this as satire & LMAO! i didn’t read the captions tho
OutsidetheBox

@ Fay
Who Dat

Awe @Angie…Dee Dee made a friend??? That warms the cockles of my heart (thanks Sandra I use that one on a reg now)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

I Bobby D. I hope he didn’t yap out on Jay though.
NaijaGal

@HONY – The last ones I saw I watched them on youtube and yes they usually come in 4 parts :rollseyes: they’re always overdramatic and the plot is usally the same but there is def a hidden lesson in them…I guess it’s our own Madea-esque movies
Honycoatd

Yes Naija… The newer ones they have been keeping them under 2, although, you know one part is like 2 hours (lol).

I have never tried you tube. I guess I should type in Naija films or find the names of the new ones and look them up.

I have like 3 paid subscription to different sites and they are like my heaven when I am alone. I watch and laugh plus my children likes them too although they ask me all the time what is happening.

The lessons are the best part of it all. Indeed they tend to repeat the storylines but I like to see them with the different actors so I still love them.

The more I watch them… I can see myself living there. Especially when we have to flee from the West to the East (hope I did not lose you).