Halle Berry has lost another round in her ongoing child custody battle with ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry. A judge on Friday denied Berry’s request to move her daughter Nahla, 4, to France — the homeland of her current boyfriend, actor Olivier Martinez.
Halle, 46, will have to take Martinez’s word that he won’t cheat on her while he’s away in France. Halle had hoped to move her daughter to France so she could keep an eye on her man.
From NY Daily News:
The “Cloud Atlas” actress had previously asked for the right to move with Nahla because France has much stricter policies about paparazzi and privacy issues, which she said would help keep Nahla safe.
“Because we are followed all the time, she is starting to feel like she is somehow special, and of course she is,” Berry told the November issue of InStyle. “But I want her to understand that she’s special because of who she is, not because she was born into this celebrity blender.”
Aubry, 36, tried to fight Berry on the move from the get-go, saying that it was meant to distance him from their daughter.
Sources close to the actress denied that this was the case, however.
“Halle was never going for full custody. That wasn’t what it was about,” a source told People magazine last year. “Whatever the outcome, she wasn’t trying for that. There were just other issues that they couldn’t resolve, and therefore the courts had to intervene.”
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Not surprised
:dead:at Halle’s daughter tongue on that ride.
Is her baby licking that bar????????
dear mom, stop posing and notice your kid is licking the hand rail held by thousands…eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Ion know why kids like licking random stuff
The only person winning custody cases is Usher.
Kids do the darndest things.
Halle its ok. Youre still winning. If he has/is a problem, let him show himself.
oh that pic….
Gouch!
Now y’all KNOW kids lick on stuff all the time..& put junk in their mouths…IT HAPPENS!
Just wish she’da chosen a better dad for her baby girl. That “model” was nothing more than an opportunist who used MY Halle! hmph!
IDK she shouldnt be tryin to move that girl across seas from her dad anyway. At least he tryin to be one
Fefe said Halle done fell the fck off, so I have nothing else to add.
Good.
69
hey luv
So, she didn’t think about this when she was planning the child with this dude? Didn’t she tell Oprah she planned this whole relationship out? Why didn’t you move to France during the pregnancy and have the baby there? Halle is not fooling me. This is not about her child, it is about chasing some man. The dad seems like a good father. Let that man be with his baby and stop being such a weirdo freak!
Betamax82 says:
Ion know why kids like licking random stuff
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and this is the reason that I dont drink after my 10 yo daughter annnndd my damn 17 yo son..:nono: he grown now..I dont know what lips been on my baby lips!
….and is that handle WOOD? That baby is going to get a splinter caught in her tongue.
it wouldn’t have been fair to her father…hopefully they’ll both come to u/s it’s about Nahla and let the other b.s. ride
dancerbee93 says:
and this is the reason that I dont drink after my 10 yo daughter annnndd my damn 17 yo son..:nono: he grown now..I dont know what lips been on my baby lips!
Halle had hoped to move her daughter to France so she could keep an eye on her man.
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It could be me but Oliver just doesn’t really seem interested in Nahla like that. Why is Halle following behind some man anyway? (never understood that)
6 Betamax82 says:
Ion know why kids like licking random stuff
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My Grand did it at the grocery store. I was ready to slap the taste out of her mouth.
Auntie
why must u use THAT pic tho?? 
*takes PRYN off a my Chistmas list*
Anna
Jen-nay!
That baby done licked tobacco, snot, hepatitis, leprosy and a whole host of other ailments…
H A R L E M!
hey babycakes!
@jeni!!! Pass me one momacita
KY!
gone! GIT! 
(before u GO) 
my chile use to put a rag in the toilet and suck the dam rag.. i had to remind myself she was 2 cause I wanted to put my foot in her
lord thank you for looking out for her cause that chile
KyCakes says:
That baby done licked tobacco, snot, hepatitis, leprosy and a whole host of other ailments…
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eColi
C.Difficle
Scabies
HPV
Salmonella …..
lol@Creamy…
I turned my back on my 5 yr old niece for 3.5 seconds…she hadda hand fulla Kibbles & Bits outta the dog’s bowl…aimed straight for her mouth.
scabies tho??
@Prynn not HPV
You’s is going to HAIL!!
prynsexxx says:
….and is that handle WOOD? That baby is going to get a splinter caught in her tongue.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ you gonna get me FIRED!!! I hollered…..
….and is that handle WOOD? That baby is going to get a splinter caught in her tongue
either that or lead poison from that old azz paint.
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SON you got a song downstairs
When mine was 1/2 he grabbed the dust bunnies under my Granny’s frigidaire and put it in his mouth! Never happened agane! Imagine a baby trying to tell you something with a big dust bunny on his tongue!
Dusty tongue azz
:wave: dancer
iwhip
FAYLA
heyy hun
Just wish she’da chosen a better dad for her baby girl. That “model” was nothing more than an opportunist who used MY Halle!
Im still trying to figure out why she has to pay him child support if they share custody and the baby lives with her 
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I think they used each other. He wanted a come up and Halle wanted a baby. I dont think she thought he would have real parental rights
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Dusty tongue azz
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I honestly don't see the big deal….
That's Kanye after he fuggs with Sahara-dashian…
(Now y'all KNEW that was coming so ION wanna hear it)
Leave my lil twin alone!
47 Ty says:
Just wish she’da chosen a better dad for her baby girl. That “model” was nothing more than an opportunist who used MY Halle!
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I think they used each other. He wanted a come up and Halle wanted a baby. I dont think she thought he would have real parental rights Im still trying to figure out why she has to pay him child support if they share custody and the baby lives with her
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The baby has to have the same lifesyle. Gab couldn’t keep up.
How old is that pic? Sandra there are recent pics of Halle and her baby girl floating round the intenet!!!!! That’s one of your favorites though cause you have posted it more than twice.
KyCakes says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Dusty tongue azz
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I honestly don't see the big deal….
I laughed my azz off! He did not put another non-food thing in his mouth yo!
@Diva WTF is goings on in yo’ gravi?
Dimpz!
New Girl it was a sight to see
Ty says:
Just wish she’da chosen a better dad for her baby girl. That “model” was nothing more than an opportunist who used MY Halle!
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I think they used each other. He wanted a come up and Halle wanted a baby. I dont think she thought he would have real parental rights Im still trying to figure out why she has to pay him child support if they share custody and the baby lives with her
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He was a golddigging man!!!!! He saw opportunity and he nailed or should I say Banged it!
Ty says: I think they used each other. He wanted a come up and Halle wanted a baby. I dont think she thought he would have real parental rights Im still trying to figure out why she has to pay him child support if they share custody and the baby lives with her
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I agree Ty.
Him gettin paid child support both puzzles AND irks me. But as long as he’s a good father to baby Nahla
What’s in MsDiva’s gravi? I can’t see gravis now
#ikidikid
Better not have that Grand up in work clothes heading to work on the subway!
KyCakes says:
@Diva WTF is goings on in yo’ gravi?
she a black barbie
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That’s Shaquanda Bonieka Jenkins
Im still trying to figure out why she has to pay him child support if they share custody and the baby lives with her
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I’ve wondered the same thing…and now you never see her with him.
@Doesn’t :hunch: That’s MY brand of ‘hello’….
it’s because he has to provide what the baby is accustomed to
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Ky
What’s in MsDiva’s gravi? I can’t see gravis now
Better not have that Grand up in work clothes heading to work on the subway! #ikidikid
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Lawd, this tickled meh!!!! He ain't ready for work just yet
@Diva You have official
me….
KyCakes says:
@Doesn’t :hunch: That’s MY brand of ‘hello’….
:lilbabydoeeyes: I am lost (agane) on your BRAND
@Harlem!!!
Hey there Dimpz!!
WhangThang
KyPhatCakes
Ms. Div-er
:wave:
KyCakes says:
@Diva You have official me….
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outta town….I done killed Ky!
:wave: OTB hey there!
OTB
I saw (while perusing) downstairs that somebody’s friend saw melo all up in some chick’s face at the mo-mo!
@Deosn’t Don’t spend too much time trying to figure it out…
Just relax and go with the flow…
*slowly reaches up your shirt*
Hey Dancer
dancerbee93 says:
@Harlem!!!
Hey there Dimpz!!
Diva I too partaked in some wine tasting last night…Me and my girls had our own forum while sipping and “reading” them bishes on RHOA…girlll yelling at the tv screen like they could hear us!! wine is so mind opening LOL
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Tell me…..whatkind of wine did you partake in last evening Ms. Dancer?
I need some grand marnier and orange juice. There is something wrong when I want brown likka!
OTBizzle
Don’t know why, but I be missin you on the weekends 
That’s Shaquanda Bonieka Jenkins she a black barbie
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She definitely aint finna make Toys R US best toy list
Ky, do better
I honestly don’t see the big deal….
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SON
I seen the song
I honestly don’t see the big deal….
That’s Kanye after he fuggs with Sahara-dashian…
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Oooo Melo. I dont know why he aint afraid. LaLa can prolly see him everywhere
dancerbee93 says:
That’s Shaquanda Bonieka Jenkins she a black barbie
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She definitely aint finna make Toys R US best toy list
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Naw, she exclusive down at the Beauty Mart hair sto! comes with interchangeable weaves too in blonde, burgandy and blue black!
@diva
Red red wine makes me so fine
OutsidetheBox says:
I honestly don’t see the big deal….
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I used to have this thing..with eating money…coins. Not eating them per se, but putting them in my mouth. Mildly autistic, I guess. Anywho..one day a .25 cent piece had me like Had to give myself the heimlich! I was done then.
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What fo you was suckling on coins?
OutsidetheBox says:
I honestly don’t see the big deal….
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I used to have this thing..with eating money…coins. Not eating them per se, but putting them in my mouth. Mildly autistic, I guess. Anywho..one day a .25 cent piece had me like Had to give myself the heimlich! I was done then.
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OMG yo! That happened to me, too!
Had a fukkin dime in my mouth, accidentally swallowed it and it got stuck in my throat…
I told Ma Dukes I couldn’t breathe (kinda reluctant to tell her it was becuse a dime was lodged in my chit) and when we got home, she gave me….CASTOR OIL
I neva put another coin in my mouth again
dancerbee93 says:
@diva
Red red wine makes me so fine
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Dancer, I’m gonna get on that red! promise…
my eyes were just assaulted by Alicia’s Girl on fire video…that crap was horrible
I hate that song and the video just solidified that…
CASTOR OIL
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That castor oil is the truth for passing foreign objects outta the azz! Thats what my grandmama nem usta say!
OutsidetheBox says:
Oooo Melo. I dont know why he aint afraid. LaLa can prolly see him everywhere
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And I always put that nassy chit in my mouf. JM.
OutsidetheBox says:
@Ky
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See…We’re Sisters in Christ….
Oh Ky
exclusive down at the Beauty Mart hair sto
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She one of them dolls..if you even look at their hair, their heads pop off? Unhuh.
‘Boygah :2dance:
OutsidetheBox says:
@Diva girllll. You know how kids get money and “it burns a hole in their hands..” Well I would spend most of my money I but always kept something for when my dad made that statement about spending.
And I always put that nassy chit in my mouf. JM.
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girl I know….I know I sucked on a few myself back in the day…coins, we talmbout coins
So the Lakers couldn’t convince Phil huh. They would be better off letting me coach than D’Antoni
See u next year Phakers and take Big Azz Shoulders Howard with u
im gonna braid my hair on wednesday…im bored again.
OutsidetheBox says:
exclusive down at the Beauty Mart hair sto
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She one of them dolls..if you even look at their hair, their heads pop off? Unhuh.
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Hi Bad
<—– Really blushing
I used to have this thing..with eating money…coins
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My nephew use to do that as a little rugrat…we called him Gumball machine! He truly hates we bring that up now he is grown with kids..”Hey gumball machine..what you dispensing today?”
I told Ma Dukes I couldn’t breathe (kinda reluctant to tell her it was becuse a dime was lodged in my chit) and when we got home, she gave me….CASTOR OIL
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SO MOTHERFUKKING DEAD AT THE RELUCTANCY. I was outside and AFRAID to go inside cause they already told MY HARD HEADED ASS BOUT THAT MONEY IN MY MOUF
After I “saved” myself, I was looking around trying to see if the neighbors saw. I politely tucked my quarter in my pocket and got me some water outta the water hose
:2dance:
OTB says:
Had to give myself the heimlich!
Ky says:
I told Ma Dukes I couldn’t breathe (kinda reluctant to tell her it was becuse a dime was lodged in my chit)
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My mama would BEAT my back spine out through my sternum……not to save my life….but for being stupid by putting the coin in my mouth in the first place.
Ain’t it a same that back in the day folks didn’t know they heimlich. They would just beatcho back in………or tell them to “hold up they hands” if they were choking.
KyCakes says:
@Diva The debil is a lie….
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hush now Ky ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@OTB
I can’t breave…. oh chit
Girl, I know…I been there…
OTB says:
SO MOTHERFUKKING DEAD AT THE RELUCTANCY. I was outside and AFRAID to go inside cause they already told MY HARD HEADED ASS BOUT THAT MONEY IN MY MOUF
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See! EXACTLY WHAT I JUST SAID!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Florida Republican Rep. Allen West continues to challenge election officials’ tallies that show he has lost his re-election bid – amid wild ballot swings on Tuesday and a partial recount needed because of voting-machine problems.
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so now that it hasn't worked in his favor he wants to whine…that's what his bitchass gets #NotAFan
DTTS:
Wasn’t he Tea Party turned Republican? My tea party boss, bless her soul, was talking about him this morning and all of the “corruption” during this past election. She is proud of him for fighting it. I stopped going back and forth with her months ago. I just say uh huh.. yeah.. uh huh.. oh is that right? She is not a bad person but, very ill informed when it comes to politics.
God Bless Them.
Good…Nahla needs access to both of her parents.
Maybe if Halle hadn’t complained so much about Gabe and made so many demands about what he should have while Nahla is in his custody, like nannies, security, schooling and so forth…she wouldnt’ be footin the bill. Judge just gave her what she asked for, but insisted that she pay.
Trust…Gabe comes from a family with money and is a successfull entrepreneur.
She one of them dolls..if you even look at their hair, their heads pop off? Unhuh.
Reminds me of my girls when they were at each others neck. They used to grab each others dolls and pop the legs and heads off and toss that shyt across the room at each other 
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hey Ky Bew
I was gonna go do some work
BUt I need to know (for visual purposes) how OTB “saved” herself 
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Naija,they’ve brainwashed themselves into thinking they could win.
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Reading, mine thinks I didn’t vote
Gumball machine!
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I never did the dirt, clay, or starch thing but I will eat massive amounts of ice when preggo. I mean MASSIVE. YUM.
When I was younger I put some styrofoam in my nose. I was spending a few weeks with my moms friend when i did this. well I couldn’t get it out and my aunt had to come and take me to the ER. She wasn’t happy about it either. But when the Dr went to take it out he found an orange crayon there also.
My mama would BEAT my back spine out through my sternum……not to save my life….but for being stupid by putting the coin in my mouth in the first place.
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:rofl ::rofl: This x 1000
ATL peeps: are there any nice Hilton/Homewood Suites in Decatur?
Reminds me of my girls when they were at each others neck. They used to grab each others dolls and pop the legs and heads off and toss that shyt across the room at each other
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lmaooooooo lmaooooo we had a rumble this weekend. SOMEBODY (moi
)hid the computer mouse 
I never did the dirt, clay, or starch thing but I will eat massive amounts of ice when preggo. I mean MASSIVE. YUM
Girl I caught my son at 7 licking the damn brick on the side of the house 
smacked him in the back his head and said “WTF wrong witch yo silly azz!! You gone make these nosy ass neighbors think I dont feed yo crazy azz! They gone call the people on me! You wanny lick bricks the rest of yo dam nassy life in an oprhan??”” Girl he looking at me all sad face tombout “I just wanted to see how our house taste!” I hollered!
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Why the Deck Love
#justcurious
But when the Dr went to take it out he found an orange crayon there also.
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:wail
I keep seeing @Man talk about Lamar Odom a crayon eater 
iWhip says:
Put some in their mouthes
#yewnasties
dancerbee93 says:
Girl I caught my son at 7 licking the damn brick on the side of the house smacked him in the back his head and said “WTF wrong witch yo silly azz!! You gone make these nosy ass neighbors think I dont feed yo crazy azz! They gone call the people on me! You wanny lick bricks the rest of yo dam nassy life in an oprhan??”” Girl he looking at me all sad face tombout “I just wanted to see how our house taste!” I hollered!
kids are the best…they’re always innocent in their explorations…why won’t you parents let them be great…instilling fear and chit
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OutsidetheBox says:
My mama would BEAT my back spine out through my sternum……not to save my life…
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I thought my mama was the only crazy lady that did this…I always wondered why she had to hit my back in such a violent manner!!!! She would hit you in a heart beat if you did or said some silly shyt she didn’t like.
oh we telling badass kid stories?
chiiiile i was bout 5 y/o & got it in my damn mind that i HAD to know what it’d be like to stick a fork in the ‘lectric socket. my lil ass flew back a few feet & there was a black burn spot on the wall. i was charged the fck UP yo!
EYE ill the reason for them lil safety inserts in the wall. u wekkum!
My daughter once stuck a crayon up her nose. My hubby and I tried for hours and hours to get that crayon out. Took lildiva to the ER. Sat there about 30 minutes or so and that lil heffa sneezed and out comes the crayola. We high tailed it back on home. Never had to see the ER doctor, thus no copay!
“I just wanted to see how our house taste
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This weekend my baby boy responded to something with “Dont Judge Me” I just went to the room to weep laughter.
Has aunty been spilling tea?
dancerbee93 says:
Girl I caught my son at 7 licking the damn brick on the side of the house smacked him in the back his head and said “WTF wrong witch yo silly azz!! You gone make these nosy ass neighbors think I dont feed yo crazy azz! They gone call the people on me! You wanny lick bricks the rest of yo dam nassy life in an oprhan??”” Girl he looking at me all sad face tombout “I just wanted to see how our house taste!” I hollered!
Chit…my Son was flexible enough to bite his own toenails…
(me) ———>
Fugg is you doing?
(him) ———–> Just seeing if I could do it
dancerbee93 says:
I never did the dirt, clay, or starch thing but I will eat massive amounts of ice when preggo. I mean MASSIVE. YUM
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Lord knows I ate my share of grity dirt cakes. Especially after a good rain, that dirt was calling my name…..My mama said she ate red clay while pregnant with me.
I
when yall tell funny kid stories…
@MzD…..
OMG ZOEZOE!!!!
oh how i be missin yo lovely font! how’s everyting?
@Songstress Fugg the Wright Bros….your ass flew…
That reminds me of ‘The Women of Brewster Place’
‘memba that’s how one of the little kids died?
i was charged the fck UP yo!
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EYE ill the reason for them lil safety inserts in the wall. u wekkum!
I got hit by a car before..trying to go ask Uncle Bean for a few more cents to spend in the neighborhood store…and now there is a sign warning to watch for “Kids crossing”. 
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I am cryinggggg.
#myclaimtofame
FuturedocDonte says:
Has aunty been spilling tea?
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Hell naw I’ve been trying to get her to tell on the Anthony’s for months but she keeps saying “she too fragile”
@Bad no yawning allowed… c’mere guhl :hunch:
Wait. Is Harlem in hurr?!?
#MakingSure
i was charged the fck UP yo!
EYE ill the reason for them lil safety inserts in the wall. u wekkum!
A fork Fay 
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My oldest had a marble in her nose. We had to go ER for that one. @Diva
Conversely my youngest had a teeny tiny Lego piece and her dad kept sticking the peppermill in her nose till she sneezed. She was screamng bloody murdah!
*picturing you flying across the room backwards*
Chit…my Son was flexible enough to bite his own toenails…
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And my reason the same as his 
Boygah, wake up and do something
‘The Women of Brewster Place’
My bad azz hugged a space heater like it was a bear when I was bout 3. Almost burn my lil azz up. My grandma rushed me the hospital with almost 3rd degree burns. Why on earth was I fascinated by that damn heater? But trust I never touched it AGANE!
@OTB I can’t witcho ass no more today, ya hear me? Go on…scat
iWhip says:
oh we telling badass kid stories?
chiiiile i was bout 5 y/o & got it in my damn mind that i HAD to know what it’d be like to stick a fork in the ‘lectric socket. my lil ass flew back a few feet & there was a black burn spot on the wall. i was charged the fck UP yo!
EYE ill the reason for them lil safety inserts in the wall. u wekkum!
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Women of Brewsters Place owe you a check *happy you lived to tell your tell*
I learned mine could sniff his toes after I told him to take a bath yada yada and he talmbout they don’t stink, see, watch.
My daughter is at work with me today. ya’ll got me going in there every two minutes talking about… whatchu doin in here??!! don’t touch nothing!
*in my Mama Dee voice*
I COULDA BEEN DEAD, BUT YAW UP HEA LAUGHIN!
“she left my baby fa DEAD!”
i aint tellin yall no mo a my badass lil kid stories!
Im sitting here like what i say worthy of starring?!?!
M T O Anyway #myclaim to fame. :eyeroll:
For Gabe and Halle….
About Last Night
Jägermeister
mango (Malibu)
Midori
Orange Soda
KyCakes says:
@Songstress Fugg the Wright Bros….your ass flew…
That reminds me of ‘The Women of Brewster Place’
‘memba that’s how one of the little kids died?
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I didn’t even see this *maki da da*
NikkeMinxx, have you shared your itinerary with MzDimplez?
We got big plans in 03/13. Not sure when you’re coming…
hugged a space heater
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Nikke!
What’s up Love?
I learned mine could sniff his toes after I told him to take a bath yada yada and he talmbout they don’t stink, see, watch.
Always lost…. :rollseyes:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I learned mine could sniff his toes after I told him to take a bath yada yada and he talmbout they don’t stink, see, watch.
Get in the bath!
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Why little kids don't like to bath though? My daughter would claim to take a bath and the towel bone dry. If you don't get yo azz in that tub and soap yo body down I'll ring yo neck!
About Last Night
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*copies it down*
i need a stiff one. Or ten. 
Women of Brewster Place
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why no sequel??? did the Lesbian have to be sent to the psych ward…did Robin Givens get tired of fighting…did they put the wall back up…did everybody get arrested…did the old man survive…was dude from South Central prosecuted
*random, South Central the movie was so wack though* and then I saw dude in Showgirls and died again
Whats 3/13? MzD Im getting you an email together as we speak.
Jägermeister
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They yt mans head busta!! Chit neva come good with this
OutsidetheBox says:
‘The Women of Brewster Place’
One of my first grown up movies.
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It came on yesterday…
She will tell you NikkeMinxx.
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Naija, who was the lesbian on WBP?
@ NewGirl….LeMeLone! *poutface*
OutsidetheBox says:
hugged a space heater
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I am so sorry for laughing but please, picture me rolling on the floo’…
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Laugh at my Pain you ain’t right OTB
30 pm
123 dancerbee93 says:
I never did the dirt, clay, or starch thing but I will eat massive amounts of ice when preggo. I mean MASSIVE. YUM
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Girl I caught my son at 7 licking the damn brick on the side of the house smacked him in the back his head and said “WTF wrong witch yo silly azz!! You gone make these nosy ass neighbors think I dont feed yo crazy azz! They gone call the people on me! You wanny lick bricks the rest of yo dam nassy life in an oprhan??”” Girl he looking at me all sad face tombout “I just wanted to see how our house taste!” I hollered!
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I guess I can’t get mad at my grand for licking a grocery cart. Your boy is too funny.
:exorcistface:
If you eat change when you are little, do you grow up to be money hungry?
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
She will tell you NikkeMinxx.
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Naija, who was the lesbian on WBP?
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Lynette McKee and Phyllis Stickney….remember the nosey neighbor who got all steamy by watching them touch on each other…she knew she was a freak
Diva says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I learned mine could sniff his toes after I told him to take a bath yada yada and he talmbout they don’t stink, see, watch.
Get in the bath!
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Why little kids don't like to bath though? My daughter would claim to take a bath and the towel bone dry. If you don't get yo azz in that tub and soap yo body down I'll ring yo neck!
Guuurrrllll, that is exactly what my 6 yr (the one in my gravi) like to do. Until I hit her with the let me smell your arms
Yes I is here KY
Nikke
Dimpz, i’s bored
bubblicious says:
If you eat change when you are little, do you grow up to be money hungry
Well damn, this is one Ive never heard
Nikke is Jägermeister the one that taste like licorice??
hey btw :2dance:
@Harlem…Ok. Yo did NOT see me :hunch:-ing your fiancee…
@Ty Wait…What?
FayFay- being doing good boo! What bout you?
:exorcistface:
Keesh says:
Diva says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I learned mine could sniff his toes after I told him to take a bath yada yada and he talmbout they don’t stink, see, watch.
Get in the bath!
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Why little kids don't like to bath though? My daughter would claim to take a bath and the towel bone dry. If you don't get yo azz in that tub and soap yo body down I'll ring yo neck!
Guuurrrllll, that is exactly what my 6 yr (the one in my gravi) like to do. Until I hit her with the let me smell your arms
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I got mine and all my friend's kids trained! Because they know that I will sniff them fingers after coming outta the bathroom!
Now they just walk up to me with their soapy smelling hands like "here woman sniff"
They know ion play 
Why little kids don’t like to bath though? My daughter would claim to take a bath and the towel bone dry. If you don’t get yo azz in that tub and soap yo body down I’ll ring yo neck!
Guuurrrllll, that is exactly what my 6 yr (the one in my gravi) like to do. Until I hit her with the let me smell your arms
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Right!! Wasting my damn hot water, just to come in the bathroom and see this little chic in the back of the tub squatting over the water tombout see Im all clean!! WTH only yo feet are clean annnnndd that would be the only part of her body she would put lotion on
Chad simply did not know what he was getting with Evelyn. This tickles me.
When I was 5 my mama watched the lil boy in the next apts cause his parents worked early. Well one day we decided to hunch and my mama caught us. Not actually hunching but she heard the sounds. OOOHHHH AHHHH SHHHH OOOHHHH AAHHHH cause that’s what I thought you were supposed to say during sex but I learned later in life that I was supposed to call on Geezus and call men nasty mofo’s.
Keesh says:
Diva says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I learned mine could sniff his toes after I told him to take a bath yada yada and he talmbout they don’t stink, see, watch.
Get in the bath!
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Why little kids don't like to bath though? My daughter would claim to take a bath and the towel bone dry. If you don't get yo azz in that tub and soap yo body down I'll ring yo neck!
Guuurrrllll, that is exactly what my 6 yr (the one in my gravi) like to do. Until I hit her with the let me smell your arms
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Armpits be smelling like a bag of white onions! Just musty!
TY
u have GOT to be BS right now?!
iWhip
I wanna see this new dog :exorcistface:
You’ve got until 7 p.m. Eastern Standard Time
Basketball Wives” star Evelyn Lozada was quick to file for divorce after Chad Ochocinco head butted her just 41 days after they tied the knot in a lavish destination wedding. However, fans have been wondering how Chad has been paying his bills because he was let go from the Miami Dolphins the day after he was arrested for violently reacting to his wife, and on Nov. 11, Chad revealed how he is making ends meet on his Twitter account.
When one person asked him what he was doing for money these days, Chad Ochocinco replied with, “Alimony from (a slice of pizza).” Of course, Chad often refers to “Basketball Wives” star Evelyn Lozada as the last slice of pizza that nobody wants. And one fan ended up asking for clarification, tweeting, “ Y the codes instead of texting her directly? Cause of the restraining order?” Chad replied with an emoticon, which was a bright light bulb.
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HARLEM
FayFay.. I think jagermeister aint nothing but motor oil but yeah I think it tastes like black licorice. Igo had a wild night out on it and says he aint never drinking it again! LOL.
dancerbee93 says:
Why little kids don’t like to bath though? My daughter would claim to take a bath and the towel bone dry. If you don’t get yo azz in that tub and soap yo body down I’ll ring yo neck!
Guuurrrllll, that is exactly what my 6 yr (the one in my gravi) like to do. Until I hit her with the let me smell your arms
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Right!! Wasting my damn hot water, just to come in the bathroom and see this little chic in the back of the tub squatting over the water tombout see Im all clean!! WTH only yo feet are clean annnnndd that would be the only part of her body she would put lotion on
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water just a running! No they don’t have any intention on bathing.
ION feel no kind of way for ev paying chad
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Man, I wish I had today off #youcare
Chad often refers to “Basketball Wives” star Evelyn Lozada as the last slice of pizza that nobody wants.
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How dreadful.
*e badu version*
touch a 4 leaf clover, maybe we’ll get over
try & love might come ur way! (touch a 4 leaf clover)
domino domino domino
BIG 6! & 6/3 a gih ya 15!
got mine and all my friend’s kids trained! Because they know that I will sniff them fingers after coming outta the bathroom!
My son will get his azz in the tub and only wash his armpits trying to be slick 
If your ears stink u either half washed or didnt wash at all. Either way get yo azz back in there before I get the pressure washer 
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I do a ear check/smell
@ Fay…He may be related to Chico(My cat)
Chico follows Nikki all day. When she gets annoyed, she expects me to call him. So the other day, she comes in my room whining, Mama, Chico won’t leave me alone!
When she shuts up, he’s looking at her the whole time, he walks over, taps me on my knee and starts whining too.
I put both their asses out and finished watching Grimm.
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
When I was 5 my mama watched the lil boy in the next apts cause his parents worked early. Well one day we decided to hunch and my mama caught us. Not actually hunching but she heard the sounds. OOOHHHH AHHHH SHHHH OOOHHHH AAHHHH cause that’s what I thought you were supposed to say during sex but I learned later in life that I was supposed to call on Geezus and call men nasty mofo’s.
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You black, nasty, oreo cookie eatin, pickle juice drinking, blunt smoking muhphucka….
@lovezoe
ATL peeps: are there any nice Hilton/Homewood Suites in Decatur?
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No ma’am. Buckhead has the best Hilton/Homewood suites. Dey nice and stuff!
Don’t tell Fay about our planned dog/cat date
Sandra,
After visting the Atlanta news anchor DUI post.
It should be a rule
no e-warfare if you don’t have a gravi.
Thank you
If you eat change when you are little, do you grow up to be money hungry?
How did SHE end up paying HIM alimony for a snap of a marriage?!
Things like this scare me.
KY I did but certain people I get amnesia when they :hunch: my fiance
Diva says:
Keesh says:
Diva says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I learned mine could sniff his toes after I told him to take a bath yada yada and he talmbout they don’t stink, see, watch.
Get in the bath!
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Why little kids don't like to bath though? My daughter would claim to take a bath and the towel bone dry. If you don't get yo azz in that tub and soap yo body down I'll ring yo neck!
Guuurrrllll, that is exactly what my 6 yr (the one in my gravi) like to do. Until I hit her with the let me smell your arms
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Armpits be smelling like a bag of white onions! Just musty!
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This chit made me fall out cause I tell my kid he smells like 'boot'
A.J. says:
@lovezoe
Do you have family there Love?
ATL peeps: are there any nice Hilton/Homewood Suites in Decatur?
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No ma’am. Buckhead has the best Hilton/Homewood suites. Dey nice and stuff
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I asked her why the Deck a few posts up
:exorcistface:
*hollers*
Ty says:
got mine and all my friend’s kids trained! Because they know that I will sniff them fingers after coming outta the bathroom!
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I do a ear check/smell My son will get his azz in the tub and only wash his armpits trying to be slick If your ears stink u either half washed or didnt wash at all. Either way get yo azz back in there before I get the pressure washer
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In the wake of last week’s presidential election, thousands of Americans have signed petitions seeking permission for their states to peacefully secede from the United States. The petitions were filed on We the People, a government website.
States with citizens filing include Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oregon, South Carolina, Tennessee and Texas. Oddly, folks from Georgia have filed twice. Even stranger, several of the petitions come from states that went for President Barack Obama.
The petitions are short and to the point. For example, a petition from the Volunteer State reads: “Peacefully grant the State of Tennessee to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government.” Of all the petitions, Texas has the most signatures so far, with more than 23,000.
Of course, this is mostly a symbolic gesture. The odds of the American government granting any state permission to go its own way are on par with winning the lottery while getting hit by a meteor while seeing Bigfoot while finding gluten-free pizza that tastes like the real thing.
got mine and all my friend’s kids trained! Because they know that I will sniff them fingers after coming outta the bathroom
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right!! Girl my 17 yo be all over my daughter..tombout momma why she gotta be a dirty little girl? Im like nickel you was the same way dont act brand new cuz you a senior in high school!
@SIS
Well?
The Gen. gone end up in somebody’s jail yall
Not for Benghazi(but he will take the fall), for cheating. Only in America!
Fugg comment # 193……. no pun intended.
THIS dog does shat that he needs opposable thumbs to accomplish. yet we see the evidence in the yard. i’m convinced he’s
he’s just SO destructive. everydamn morning when we wake up he’s torn up SOMEthing during the night that we have NO CLUE as to how he’s gotten to it!
In the wake of last week’s presidential election, thousands of Americans have signed petitions seeking permission for their states to peacefully secede from the United States.
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Maybe they should’ve did that when Pres. Wilson screwed the country over
So @Nikke are you saying that you didn’t grow up thinking those were secks sounds?
If you thought Gyps’ #193 was funny click my link and start at 3:15.
dancerbee93 says:
got mine and all my friend’s kids trained! Because they know that I will sniff them fingers after coming outta the bathroom
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right!! Girl my 17 yo be all over my daughter..tombout momma why she gotta be a dirty little girl? Im like nickel you was the same way dont act brand new cuz you a senior in high school!
@ Fay….They’re both spoiled as hell
Iono what you gone do with that dog though.
@Ty
I asked her why the Deck a few posts up Do you have family there Love?
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Decatur is a tricky beast, depends on where you are and the time of day. I lived in Decatur for a year and straight up left, i couldnt deal. I went all the way up in Gwinnett and I’m not coming down fa nothing.
FIANCE when? soon? :prays:
Gyps… I knew heavy breathing was sex sounds but I think my momma used to try and be quiet (no, it didnt work) so I didnt know about the actual moans. LOL
I wonder if she wasn’t Halle how the judgement would have went..its very rare for the residential parent’s request to be denied.
ReadingIsFundamental says:
So, she didn’t think about this when she was planning the child with this dude? Didn’t she tell Oprah she planned this whole relationship out?
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If women would just stop to think about what happens after the dopamine fades, they could save themselves all this drama.
Genia says:
dear mom, stop posing and notice your kid is licking the hand rail held by thousands…eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Sandra Rose says:
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If women would just stop to think about what happens after the dopamine fades, they could save themselves all this drama.
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Soooo true…..