The news of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s alleged pregnancy couldn’t have come at a better time for the attention seeking couple. The Kardashian family’s reality TV series empire was reduced to just one show, after Kim’s disastrous and ill-timed divorce filing.
Additionally, Kanye West’s recently released album dropped with a resounding thud — not to mention his concerts are not selling out.
Conclusion: Kim and Kanye (and Kim’s obsessively controlling mother, Kris Jenner) needed to do something drastic to save their careers.
But if Kim thought her alleged pregnancy would open the flood gates of sponsorships and promotional offers, she thought wrong.
Gossip blogsite TMZ reached out to weight loss giants Jenny Craig and Medifast to inquire if there is interest in Kim’s hasty alleged pregnancy.
Reps for Jenny Craig and Medifast tell TMZ they won’t be be helping Kim K shed her post-baby weight — and their reason, ironically enough, is the reality TV star isn’t real enough.
Medifast said it’s not looking for any celeb endorsements — but Jenny Craig was more specific, telling us they’re … focusing on “real results for real women” this year.
Interestingly, JC’s rep added, “We will continue our working relationship with Mariah Carey.”
Of course we don’t know if Kim’s even looking for a new weight loss deal … she endorsed Quick Trim last year.
The fact that Kim is still married to Kris Humphries, and that she is a desperate narcissist who will do anything for attention isn’t loss on the weight loss corporations.
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This picture disgusts me… yet turns me on at the same dayum time.
Additionally, Kanye West’s recently released album dropped with a resounding thud — not to mention his concerts are not selling out.
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Kanye has a new album I REALLY didn’t know this
I was sooo looking forward to the G.O.O.D album, but couldn’t find one track that made me want to rush and buy it.
That pic of Kim reminds me of the movie “Death Becomes Her”
Kim knows how to keep herself relevant but I wish she would disappear
Reps for Jenny Craig and Medifast tell TMZ they won’t be be helping Kim K shed her post-baby weight — and their reason, ironically enough, is the reality TV star isn’t real enough.
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“Medifast said it’s not looking for any celeb endorsements — but Jenny Craig was more specific, telling us they’re … focusing on “real results for real women” this year.”
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Translation:
“We can’t afford any celebrities to endorse our chitty product.”
SANDRA Juuu ARE STOOPID!! I was like
Poor KarTRASHian,I Know she’s crying like that pic thats floating around
That pic of Kim reminds me of the movie “Death Becomes
Her”
by GAGIRL87
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It really does!
“real results for real women” this year.
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OH
“Medifast said it’s not looking for any celeb endorsements — but Jenny Craig was more specific, telling us they’re … focusing on “real results for real women” this year.”
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well dam
I ain’t even know Ye had a new album out
oh well.. I have no words for these two. Or her mama. I feel bad for Khloe though
Two unemportant people getting together trying to become interesting as a couple. wow…
unimportant… sorry
That pic of Kim reminds me of the movie “Death Becomes Her”
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Yes!
I don’t like my avatar, I think I will change it. Or try to…
Nevermind, I like it now..
Man if Jenny Craig can afford Mariah they can afford Kim. They just don’t want her ass
Kanye has a new album I REALLY didn’t know this
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I think she’s talking about that Clique album
GAGIRL87 says:
That pic of Kim reminds me of the movie “Death Becomes Her”
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YES!!! Loved that movie!!
GAGIRL87 says:
That pic of Kim reminds me of the movie “Death Becomes Her”
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Used to LOVE that movie! Ive seen it a thousand times. I love Meryl Streep (or however she spells it)
Hey Luvn!! I’ve been around lurking . :hugs:
LOL @Man being the first one to post.
Weight Watchers might take her.
@ Naijagal – can we get a new topic? No more about KIM K!
Kinky4Agirl says:
Nevermind, I like it now
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I gave up trying to change mine. I went to the gravatar chit about 5 times…I’m done.
Oh
I wish that baby good luck putting up with those 2 for parents.
BTW why her pregnany is ‘alleged” is she running a Beyonce on us.
This picture disgusts me… yet turns me on at the same dayum time.
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Kim probably will end up wide as all outside after this baby.
Who gives a damn about this really? She just pregnant!!!!! Geesh I’m tired of hearing about this already!!!!!!
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
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Soooo Watch the Throne wasn’t Kanye’s last album?
For some reason I think Kim is still madly in love with Reggie B. and she only reached out to Kanye b/c she was trying to get his attention thinking he would run back to her, but he didn’t and she’s only having a baby to spite him b/c Reggie B. is having one.
I still think he’s the one that got away and Kim know’s it now she is trying to hide her hurt by burying herself Coonye.. IMHO
@ Oprah & leapyr
I loved it too Goldie Hawn & Meryl Streep played that part, I wonder is it on netflix
I didnt know about Kanye album either???? I knew something was wrong when he started hanging tough with 2Chainz. Anywho….. Congrats to them, I really do like them as a couple even if its not real. They both are stuck on themselves so they should just be together. I feel so bad for this baby though. That mommy is going to shove that baby down the cameras throat! Just watch. I bet Beyonce somewhere shaking her head hard! She betta watch out for that bytch Kim K…I wouldnt dare let her around my family
To top it off poor Chloe K…that is all
COONYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moor’ning Roses
@Wut probably more like badussy
hey everybody!!
and yet the media continues to let Kim K. coocoo win and be great!
Jesus be a nanny, cause whoo…
I already feel so bad for this poor zygote…
Jenny Craig has Mariah Carey, so they CAN afford celeb endorsements…
Weight Watchers alredy has J. Simpson…
i dont want to hear anything else about Sahara! that’s goin to be a dry azz birth. kim goin to be screamin for a c-section!
:wave: Twerk
To be honest I’ll take Kim over Jennifer Hudson’s fake phony Hollerin’ in the weight watchers commercials. J.Hud just rubs me the wrong way…
Weight watchers should give her a call since Jessica Simpson can’t keep the dack out her puzzy for a milli second.
Kunt-gay Mess and Kum Kumtrashian will hopefully fade into the abyss with Jr.!
@Dazzle that damn gravi… Get yo azz in the
oh that pic just hurt my feelings
@BUNION – ummmmm Kandi says Ivy Couch (chick on the church show) was never on an album or tour, she was supposed to be Kandi’s replacement
Diva says:
Who gives a damn about this really? She just pregnant!!!!! Geesh I’m tired of hearing about this already!!!!!!
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This bish was already whining to T M Z about pregnancy being ‘so hard’…
GTFOH with that…
@ Milky – and who is that specimen in your gravi?
Chris Browns Concubine Pickachu Tran says:
To be honest I’ll take Kim over Jennifer Hudson’s fake phony Hollerin’ in the weight watchers commercials. J.Hud just rubs me the wrong way…
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I forgot ol’ bobblehead was reppin’ for WW, too…
Kanye sat on the Cruel Summer album too long for anyone to care about it when it was released..
Hi everyone….
I could have sworn I saw Kim K on TV telling someone about the cravings shes having..
NaijaGal says:
@BUNION – ummmmm Kandi says Ivy Couch (chick on the church show) was never on an album or tour, she was supposed to be Kandi’s replacement
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I haven’t seen an episode yet. Wait, you live in Dallas? I have a lot of fam in Bedford and my ex used to live in Oak Cliff.
@KY . . .
Wut thee HaYle happened to yo back nah??? shyte you just Fixed it!
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
NO! I will gladly stay OUT of the with my gravie he is the one who needs to sit down
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Weight Watchers already said they’re keeping Jessica Simpson… at least with her people know the weight loss is real… Most of these companies aren’t messing with Kim anymore
NO! I will gladly stay OUT of the with my gravie he is the one who needs to sit down
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am I wrong for wanting to sit on his azz though?
Diva says:
Twerk
Hey Diva gurl
For some reason I think Kim is still madly in love with Reggie B.
I completely agree with you. She seemed genuinely happy with Reggie Bush. He moved on and I guess she is trying to do so with Kanye. However,I think she would get back together with Reggie if she could.
@luVn I know…
I was putting bags in my car and I twisted wrong or sumthin’…
It’s not nearly as painful as the disc issue I had a few months ago…
It’ll be alright, though…
@Royal Luv…. Grab a new packet please…. Thanks (Naiji, where da packets at?)
RoyalLuv3 says:
Kanye sat on the Cruel Summer album too long for anyone to care about it when it was released..
Hi everyone….
I’m so dammn hungry it’s not even funny it’s like they put food near the vents so the smell can circulate through out the building… bastids!
@Bedazzle… Ummmm MA’AM YOOOOOUUUUU cannot laugh at anything I say tilz you change yo gravi…
too much AZZ AZZ AZZ on that man… 
#LilBlackRidingHood says:
NO! I will gladly stay OUT of the with my gravie he is the one who needs to sit down
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am I wrong for wanting to sit on his azz though?
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Yeah
Here we go with the welcome packet!
REMIXED NEWBIE PACKET
MALE/FEMALE:
AGE:
LOCATION:
FAVORITE POSITION:
SWALLOW/SPIT:
SINGLE OR CHAINED:
STRAIGHT/GAY/BOTH:
DO YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS:
DO YOU LICK ASS:
@milky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yea I hit that MW up real quick LOL
KyCakes says:
Diva says:
Who gives a damn about this really? She just pregnant!!!!! Geesh I’m tired of hearing about this already!!!!!!
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This bish was already whining to T M Z about pregnancy being ‘so hard’…
GTFOH with that…
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Hey Ky, Chile they acting like this heffa the only one eva to be pregnant. She ain’t special!
NaijaGal says:
@BUNION – ummmmm Kandi says Ivy Couch (chick on the church show) was never on an album or tour, she was supposed to be Kandi’s replacement
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Somebody was gonna replace Kandi???? Why not Tiny???? let me stop
@oprah that’s the MW from last week with his fwinne azz!!
RoyalLuv3 says:
Kanye sat on the Cruel Summer album too long for anyone to care about it when it was released..
Hi everyone….
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ion care becuz dat bish still married and havin a baby with another dude! Finish one thang first!!
@diva myyyyy sessyy bewwwwww
miss your font
@BUNION – yes ma’am I’m in D-town…what you know about the Cliff *my church is there*…btw I was in LA in November…the traffic
I was at a taping for Ellen…I’s a starr-ruh 
you originally from Cali??
Milky says:
@oprah that’s the MW from last week with his fwinne azz!!
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He IS delish!!!
Diva says:
KyCakes says:
Diva says:
Who gives a damn about this really? She just pregnant!!!!! Geesh I’m tired of hearing about this already!!!!!!
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This bish was already whining to T M Z about pregnancy being ‘so hard’…
GTFOH with that…
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Hey Ky, Chile they acting like this heffa the only one eva to be pregnant. She ain’t special!
———————————————————————-True, she isn’t special…She may have a dry puss, a fake azz and a ridiculously disgusting ‘cry face’, but most definitely not special…
They did the same chit with Be
ce, too…
Diva says:
This bish was already whining to T M Z about pregnancy being ‘so hard’…
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I believe she told that to Entertainment Tonight or E! Online. She is so pathetic.
Milky says:
ion care becuz dat bish still married and havin a baby with another dude! Finish one thang first!!
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Great american way!!!!
A Florida woman is jailed on a battery rap for allegedly striking her boyfriend after he “finished first and stopped pleasuring her” during a mutual oral sex session late last night in the victim’s home, police report. ( He released the chowder during a 69 session and basically he said: I’m good then stopped hooking her up in the hoo-hoo)
Jennie Scott, 50, was booked into the Manatee County lockup on a misdemeanor charge stemming from the 11 PM encounter in the Palmetto bedroom of Jilberto Deleon, 32. Scott has dated Deleon “for the last 5 years on and off,”according to a sheriff’s report.
Deputies were summoned to Deleon’s home by a witness who heard the couple arguing and saw Scott (seen at right) atop Deleon “punching and scratching him.” She also allegedly struck Deleon with a stick and threatened to hit him with a wrench before the tool was taken from her hand by the witness.
When questioned by a cop, Scott explained that she and Deleon “were giving each other oral pleasure in the bedroom” when Deleon “finished first and stopped pleasuring her.” Scott added that she “became upset and they began arguing.” ( hey you know what…… i can’t really blame her.)
A deputy noted that Scott said that she was also mad at Deleon because she had “heard [him] having sex with another woman over the phone earlier in the day.” Scott struggled with deputies before being placed in a police cruiser, where she kicked a window until being warned that she would be maced unless she stopped.
Bail has yet to be set for Scott, who deputies described as “extremely intoxicated.”
If it seems something like this just happened, well, it did.
Glad I get mine everytime…although I would’t go crazy like that.
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dancerbee93 says:
@diva myyyyy sessyy bewwwwww miss your font
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I still lubs you babe!!!!!!! Glad to see yo font!!!!!
just think about the possibilities of a woman having two butts…
Milky says:
@oprah that’s the MW from last week with his fwinne azz!!
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I just went to look at his photos…GAWDDDDD!!!
Damn KYCAKES your back keeps getting blown out but never in the way you want
I was at a taping for Ellen
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I think she is so pretty!!!
NaijaGal says:
@BUNION – yes ma’am I’m in D-town…what you know about the Cliff *my church is there*…btw I was in LA in November…the traffic I was at a taping for Ellen…I’s a starr-ruh you originally from Cali??
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I used to be in Oak Cliff ALL the time! Scared me when I first went there! I’m from Louisiana originally. I have been in LA for 10 years now. And the traffic is a mess! How was Ellen??
saw the Arizona chick who murdered her ex on the news yesterday…the broad is pathological…she needs to be put down
<—– Baby Kimye
that’s goin to be a dry azz birth.
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Po’ baby gone come out dry heavin with sandpaper burns.
MALE/FEMALE: F
AGE: 30
LOCATION: military got me in some BS place
FAVORITE POSITION: riding it.. I like having control over him
SWALLOW/SPIT: spit but swallow on special occasions
SINGLE OR CHAINED: Single and currently celebate (its hard on this side of town)
STRAIGHT/GAY/BOTH: straight
DO YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS: not a big fan
DO YOU LICK ASS: been on the receiving end
anything else? am I welcomed?
@BUNION – it was actually fun
BS place being wyoming.. yes it sucks.
My best friend turned me onto this site a few years back.. been lurking ever since
@ROYAL :wecolme: and come up stairs
I findit interesting that Jenny Craig woul make such a statement when their success is partly based of the naivete of their flock. Many times when members quit using the products they gain the weight again…so how are they any different from KK?
#jmo
oh God. this is sick.