Kanye West is in awe of rap mogul Jay Z’s ability to move like molten lava through the complex landscape of the corporate world. A former crack dealer who sold poison to his own people, Jay Z relies on his street skills to help him broker million-dollar business deals.
Kanye, who doesn’t have the charm or finesse to get in good with corporate wheelers and dealers, told San Francisco’s 106KMEL he wants to learn from Jay Z.
“One of the reasons that I did Watch The Throne with Jay wasn’t just to do a dope album, which we did, it was because Jay Z has the best social skills of anyone that I know,” Ye said. “Of anyone that I knew at that time. And I wanted to learn from him…Just to knock the edge off and learn from Jay.”
Kanye also expressed his feelings for socialite and baby mama, Kim Kardashian, hours before he proposed to her in San Francisco.
“I have never loved, uh, any girl, uh, other than my mother, as much as I love my girlfriend,” Kanye told KMEL’s Sana.
Kanye struggled mightily to put his befuddled thoughts into words. “And I’m so happy to, uh, to to to to be with her, uh, for us to… live this life together, uh, and, and with our relationship with God to be able to live, you know, forever in Heaven.”
He doesn’t sound very convincing.
Photo: Beyonce’s Tumblr
why bey lookin at him like he stank or passed gas?
this is sarcasm… right? right? RIGHT?!
Her face is blurred some but she is looking like nicca sat yo ass down somewhere
Bey is use to the spotlight as soon as Camel man got it her face all balled up
And umm uhh who cares if others beat before me uhh publicly uhh on tape uhh I dont like fishsticks uhh George Bush doesn’t care about black people!!
it’s funny Kanye so happy but Kim doesn’t look so happy these days…
Jay Z relies on his street skills to help him broker million-dollar business deals.
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Coroprate Thuggin love me a smart street savvy man tho
it’s funny Kanye so happy but Kim doesn’t look so happy these days…
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I have to agree, I think Reggie was the only guy who she looked happy with. I guess besides Ray J
Kanye struggled mightily to put his befuddled thoughts into words. “And I’m so happy to, uh, to to to to be with her, uh, for us to… live this life together, uh, and, and with our relationship with God to be able to live, you know, forever in Heaven.”
He doesn’t sound very convincing.
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Well at least he tried… and didnt just reduce her to she is his current “situation”….
ummm Uhhhh ummm uuhhhh Shut the hell up Kanye!!!
I thought it was well known that Kanye is in
with Jay. Infatuated. He wrote a whole song about sucking his dack in so many words. Poor Kanye he just wants it to be all good loving somebody, when somebody loves him back. 
GAGIRL87 says:
I have to agree, I think Reggie was the only guy who she looked happy with. I guess besides Ray J
Right with Ray J he had that azz in the air and Reggie more than likely had that azz in the air… Kanye seems like a little stroke fast rabbit type in bed
Well at least he tried… and didnt just reduce her to she is his current “situation”…
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You either “got it” or you don’t sir…
Can’t learn how to be a cool cat 
Mmmmm
I just know J smells good 
*goes back to read*
Milky
Phro
Hey V.!
Jay Z ain’t ever in his life brokered no million dollar deals! Man, stop it Sandra!
Kanye’s awe of Jay is an obession. It’s kinda…bromanish. I bet if Jay asked Kanye to top him off, Kanye would be like
“Yes Big Brother Camel Hov!” 
Not a good look…at all
OutsidetheBox says:
Brown you will be missed :hugs:
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Dont forget laughter is good for the soul.
I know how this irks the hell out of you…Mines blow up 
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Where Brown going? Welp that means Carrington is all MINES! <—-Chan, yes I said MINES
@dtts
how you doing bew?
… Kanye seems like a little stroke fast rabbit type in bed
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VDot says:
I thought it was well known that Kanye is in
with Jay. Infatuated. He wrote a whole song about sucking his dack in so many words. Poor Kanye he just wants it to be all good loving somebody, when somebody loves him back. 
and it’s kinda….. 
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@Pro :wave:
A former crack dealer who sold poison to his own people, Jay Z relies on his street skills to help him broker million-dollar business deals.
Kanye, who doesn’t have the charm or finesse to get in good with corporate wheelers and dealers, told San Francisco’s 106KMEL he wants to learn from Jay Z.
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No Jay was just smart enough to surround himself with educated people and he works through them welcome to corporate America
Can you imagine Jay trying to broker a deal himself
“And I’m so happy to, uh, to to to to be with her, uh, for us to… live this life together, uh, and, and with our relationship with God to be able to live, you know, forever in Heaven.”
mark my font… he be going upside her head 
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Well I could take it two ways 1) he was nervous because he was about to propose… that’s the positive approach
2) he is so obsessed with her he is going to murk them on their wedding day… he said their love in heaven…dude you still on earth right now tho…
he cray ya’ll
Kim be like “Eye am sew mad. Eye didn’t even do in e thing ConYay? Why do you keep pissing on me and making me wear pastels
I think that is what is wrong. He hasn’t found his lane. Corporate isn’t his lane. He should hire someone to make corporate moves for him while he excels at something else.
@diva how is our grandman doing?
#BlaxicanHairless
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PhatCakes. I LOVE YOU>
“Yes Big Brother Camel Hov!”
Can you imagine Jay trying to broker a deal himself
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yes it would sound like…….. uh, to to to to
“I have never loved, uh, any girl, uh, other than my mother, as much as I love my girlfriend,” Kanye told KMEL’s Sana.
I think he loved Alexis but she wouldn’t put up with his antics 
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Sounds like he is trying to convince himself as well
gm SR & Woses!
@Milky he is walking and getting into shyt…he got in the bottom part of my china cabinet and broke a bowl. I didn’t freak out…but I told my daughter she better watch him closely before she have to start paying for shyt…
he turns 1 on Sat. How are the grandtwins?
“And I’m so happy to, uh, to to to to be with her, uh, for us to… live this life together, uh, and, and with our relationship with God to be able to live, you know, forever in Heaven.”
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Come on Sandra… most people don’t include speech disfluency like “uh” and “um” in quotes!
That is not saying much considering this statement is coming from the nutcase
Kanye is a temper tantrum throwing lil bish tho. I don’t like men like that. I’m the woman, I’m supposed to be the emotional one!! The ONLY reason I still tolerate Kanye’s antics is because of that Katrina Telethon. That nigguh said, “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.” With a straight face on LIVE NATIONAL TV…that chit there will FOREVER be E.P.I.C
VDot says:
I actually think Ye would be a gorilla on the bedroom. Not necessarily in a good way, but like an actual gorilla. Old me Tarzan beating his chest and man handling type.
CHILE I have learned a man with a BIG ego normally has a small you know…
Kanye struggled mightily to put his befuddled thoughts into words. “And I’m so happy to, uh, to to to to be with her, uh, for us to… live this life together, uh, and, and with our relationship with God to be able to live, you know, forever in Heaven.”
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Ok. So this muthaphucka is about as articulate as Chris Moltisanti, when he was on Heroin in Season 3 of “The Sopranos”
*throws a hand grenade to the left of the rose garden* yep got him
I think Kanye does love Kim. Someone in another post mentioned since his Alexis days. I looked it up and that picture of the three of them together he is leaning on Kim while Alexis is positioned like his assistant or something
He is obsessed but at least he made it out of the guy I fluck when I’m lonely or when my man messes up Mr. Yeah zone
Milky, just dandy
How are you and the family?
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QT, whatever MsTake did to you, we’re gonna handle it!
Gonna be some *yells crazy like* REPROCUSHIONS ROUND HERE
#ikidikidbutwhereyougoing
@TY
“No Jay was just smart enough to surround himself with educated people and he works through them welcome to corporate America
Can you imagine Jay trying to broker a deal himself
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…and they mostly make terrible “deals!”
CHILE I have learned a man with a BIG ego normally has a small you know
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I have heard this too. But never been able to confirm. I’on like egotistical men.
I think that is what is wrong. He hasn’t found his lane. Corporate isn’t his lane. He should hire someone to make corporate moves for him while he excels at something else
Now Kris 
and her soggy knee caps have gassed him up to think that they can be better than Jay and Beyonce and she will be the one to get them to the top. Sadly tho only one of them has talent that could possibly last over time. Sure KK has a reality sinking reality show and fashion lines but I cannot name one person who wears or has bought anything. Even teens their fan base say it is cheap and over priced. I thought that it was on the verge of being discontinued 
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bgood says:
VDot says:
I actually think Ye would be a gorilla on the bedroom. Not necessarily in a good way, but like an actual gorilla. Old me Tarzan beating his chest and man handling type.
CHILE I have learned a man with a BIG ego normally has a small you know…
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shonuff….no bigger than 3.5 anches!
Milky says:
Can you imagine Jay trying to broker a deal himself
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yes it would sound like…….. uh, to to to to
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Exactly
That’s why I had a problem with that school assignment that talked about his success. Hell the project should’ve been on the success of his team cause he didn’t do shyt but show up
OutsidetheBox says:
#BlaxicanHairless
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PhatCakes. I LOVE YOU>
*giggle*
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Aww shucks…
Is Sana the one in the trapstar hat?
I wish him well…I miss his old stuff though.
Kanye is an artist & it shows in his behavior….most artist have personalities quirks that corporate folks loathe so I can see how he wanted to learn poise from JayZ. I respect him for being honest with himself about his personal flaws
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Milky, just dandy
How are you and the family?
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QT, whatever MsTake did to you, we’re gonna handle it!
Gonna be some *yells crazy like* REPROCUSHIONS ROUND HERE
#ikidikidbutwhereyougoing
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MissT run QT off
@DTTS @Diva
Diva says:
@Milky he is walking and getting into shyt…he got in the bottom part of my china cabinet and broke a bowl. I didn’t freak out…but I told my daughter she better watch him closely before she have to start paying for shyt… he turns 1 on Sat. How are the grandtwins?
then I go into the women section and shop for myself.
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they are fine about to turn 5 months. Some little cutie pies… I have a hard time shopping for them, there are so many options for girls and I have all boys so i be in the store like
…and they mostly make terrible “deals!”
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I’d like to make the same kind of terrible deals.
Yall be straight up stuntin. *tips hat*
CHILE I have learned a man with a BIG ego normally has a small you know…
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shonuff….no bigger than 3.5 anches!
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…must be talkin bout wallet size…
libra80sbaby says:
I have heard this too. But never been able to confirm. I’on like egotistical men.
CONFIRMED
That nigguh said, “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.” With a straight face on LIVE NATIONAL TV…that chit there will FOREVER be E.P.I.C
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And Mike Myers’ subsequent ‘deer in headlights’ expression
Say That Ty
Fay
Hey honeybun! Wake up! 
Yall was doing the vertical tango till the wee hours of the morning yo?!?! 
MissT run QT off
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You was in the post too :stop: spreading e-mors
And DTTS go back
and read 
ain’t nobody 
got time to 
be explaining (out of breathe) 
stuff to yo slow 
font
@mistaken Its sold at Sears the capital of overpriced I could have got this at Ross stuff
DTS
Sis 
Libra 
I wish him well…I miss his old stuff though.
Kanye is an artist & it shows in his behavior….most artist have personalities quirks that corporate folks loathe so I can see how he wanted to learn poise from JayZ. I respect him for being honest with himself about his personal flaws
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They played Gold Digger a thousand times this AM.
Low blows.
@OTB
“…and they mostly make terrible “deals!”
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I’d like to make the same kind of terrible deals.
Yall be straight up stuntin. *tips hat*
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So you would take on $200 million in debt to get $171 million today?
Then become a show monkey for a team to get a new arena and design their uniforms for free and then get uncermoniously dumped the second the contract for the new arena is signed? AND STILL PRETEND TO BE A FAN OF THE TEAM???
It’s not a coincidince Beyonce made HIM sign a pre-nup!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
CHILE I have learned a man with a BIG ego normally has a small you know…
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shonuff….no bigger than 3.5 anches!
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…must be talkin bout wallet size…
Those are normally the ones with a fat azz pocket and little azz monster in his pants but because he got a nice pocket his ego is his BIG ticket…
CHILE I have learned a man with a BIG ego normally has a small you know…
*mentally scrolling through my Dyckodex*
ION think I can agree. In fact, the opposite has been true. Fugging big dyck b@stards
I will say one with a big ego had a big dack. He just didn’t know how to use it. 3 pumps and out. Had me like
I know round 2 better be round the 
Milky says:
Diva says:
@Milky he is walking and getting into shyt…he got in the bottom part of my china cabinet and broke a bowl. I didn’t freak out…but I told my daughter she better watch him closely before she have to start paying for shyt… he turns 1 on Sat. How are the grandtwins?
then I go into the women section and shop for myself.
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they are fine about to turn 5 months. Some little cutie pies… I have a hard time shopping for them, there are so many options for girls and I have all boys so i be in the store like
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You need to email me a pic so I can see those cuties!!!! chile they have some cute clothes for babies!! I love love shopping for by grands!!!!
@Man EBT don’t count!!!! You know that’s all in yo wallet
@Libra…I’ll always have a soft spot for the “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” in him.
That was Kanye the artist.. u know the personality who will call u out on your wrongs regardless of your affluence. I miss that Ye
@mistaken Its sold at Sears the capital of overpriced I could have got this at Ross stuff
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Sears? Tuh? Don’t they sell tires and appliances
No but for real I can’t think of the last clothing item I got from there. But they do have good household stuff
DTTS
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
MissT run QT off
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You was in the post too :stop: spreading e-mors
And DTTS go back
and read 
ain’t nobody 
got time to 
be explaining (out of breathe) 
stuff to yo slow 
font
crazy a$$ all those emotes!
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They played Gold Digger a thousand times this AM. Low blows.
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Did they have the “and when he get on he leave that azz for a white girl” line on repeat?
Diva says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Milky, just dandy
How are you and the family?
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QT, whatever MsTake did to you, we’re gonna handle it!
Gonna be some *yells crazy like* REPROCUSHIONS ROUND HERE
#ikidikidbutwhereyougoing
Mmm Hmmm, I'd bet money! You know how she do 
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MissT run QT off
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So you would take on $200 million in debt to get $171 million today?
Then become a show monkey for a team to get a new arena and design their uniforms for free and then get uncermoniously dumped the second the contract for the new arena is signed? AND STILL PRETEND TO BE A FAN OF THE TEAM???
It’s not a coincidince Beyonce made HIM sign a pre-nup!
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Selective memory. But youre a finance guy you know good and well that you have to take losses to gain and that bad deals are apart of the business.
I know you dont like him but to sit up in here like he aint making moves is the epitome of hating. I watched Warren Buffet on Pierce the other night. You should watch the replay.
Miany says:
@Libra…I’ll always have a soft spot for the “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” in him.
<———–Old Kanye
That was Kanye the artist.. u know the personality who will call u out on your wrongs regardless of your affluence. I miss that Ye
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*SIGH* Me too….Me too. He gone tho
@DIVA
“@Man EBT don’t count!!!! You know that’s all in yo wallet ”
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…and we know you don’t let no EBT go to waste.
(big azz got a negative EBT balance)
Where Brown going? Welp that means Carrington is all MINES! <—-Chan, yes I said MINES I know how this irks the hell out of you…Mines blow up
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Bye Skankalicious Diva!!!!
I'll pop in from time to time
@otb….as they should it’s ironic he wrote the anti gold diggin anthem but turns around & proposes (sans prenup) to may the chick who co authored the hand book
ION think I can agree. In fact, the opposite has been true. Fugging big dyck b@stards
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Writing this git damn thesis for work is blowing me!!!
Welp that means Carrington is all MINES!
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Ery’ night I gotta fight to prove my love….
You’s a ho, Diva
Did they have the “and when he get on he leave that azz for a white girl” line on repeat?
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OH!!! I watched the TLC movie last night. Late I know
Diva had me all on Keke lip tho
I thought all the ladies did good. I did feel like I was watching some little kids the whole time like they never grew up. TLC never seemed that childish to me. But they are older than me so
And Evan Ross 
every time he kissed fake Chili I was like umm sir is this your first kiss? With a woman? Cause he was terrible. And they were wrong for using JAM to gel down that baby hair for Keke. It looked hard 
They don’t make lace fronts with wispy baby hair like Chili?
@diva id she leaves u CANNOT have Carrington.
And Mike Myers’ subsequent ‘deer in headlights’ expression
is how he was lookin
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VDot says:
*mentally scrolling through my Dyckodex*
ION think I can agree. In fact, the opposite has been true. Fugging big dyck b@stards
I will say one with a big ego had a big dack. He just didn’t know how to use it. 3 pumps and out. Had me like I know round 2 better be round the
Chile them BIG ding a ling men be the street nicca unemployed still living at home or with his girlfriend and you know he ain’t ish but you deal with his azz cause your more than likely he got you dickmatized
Dang Fay.
Gawd Bless ya. 
<—poppin ass bun.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DIVA
“@Man EBT don’t count!!!! You know that’s all in yo wallet ”
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…and we know you don’t let no EBT go to waste.
(big azz got a negative EBT balance)
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You just mad cause Kanye dack bigger than yourns! Marinate on that nucca
Ewwww, AND taking Advantage of our lovely emo’s too!
@OTB
“Selective memory. But youre a finance guy you know good and well that you have to take losses to gain and that bad deals are apart of the business.
I know you dont like him but to sit up in here like he aint making moves is the epitome of hating. I watched Warren Buffet on Pierce the other night. You should watch the replay.
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Study his deals babe, STUDY his deals. They aren’t good. The ONE good deal that got him over 50% of his wealth he had NOTHING to do with (The Rocawear deal). Dame Dash brokered that deal and even tho Jay Z looks great in comparison to Dash (Jay got $200 million and Dash got $20 million), over time it looks worse and worse cause Rocawear continues to make money.
The other 30% of his wealth is actually debt (his deal with Live Nation). Again, Beyonce signed a prenup for a reason.
I hate that nigga, I do, but it’s with cause baby it’s with cause.
Writing this git damn thesis for work is blowing me!!!
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Blowing you? :giggles:
Milky says:
And Mike Myers’ subsequent ‘deer in headlights’ expression
is how he was lookin
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You could see that alabaster muthaphucka mentally calculating “How is this going to hurt me…”
and we know you don’t let no EBT go to waste.
(big azz got a negative EBT balance)
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I shouldn’t laugh but I did
Miany says:
@diva id she leaves u CANNOT have Carrington.
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You can have the no hairline small dack nucca…he ain’t taken cause don’t nobody want his clippity clappity stilt walking azz!
@Mis-taken Evan is married, leave young slim be
Fugging big dyck b@stards
^^^^ (future voice) I’m looking for em
KyCakes says:
Welp that means Carrington is all MINES!
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Ery’ night I gotta fight to prove my love….
You’s a ho, Diva
at least I’m an honest Ho 
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Dang Fay.
Gawd Bless ya.
whole life changed the tenda age of 9!
u still rockin yo natra OWT??
is yew converted? 
@DIVA
and we know you don’t let no EBT go to waste.
(big azz got a negative EBT balance)
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You just mad cause Kanye dack bigger than yourns! Marinate on that nucca
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Well, when Kanye had his turn with you he mighta been turned on by you but I wasn’t so I wasn’t even all the way hard!
@Miany ” Fugging big dyck b@stards
^^^^ (future voice) I’m looking for em :danban:”
And when you find them, what are you going to do?
Man sitting in Applebees :crying1: about KK
< – – I am f-ing the love of your life
Kanye comes in
Passes him a note like Drake did CB
”
at least I’m an honest Ho :rofl:”
@brown im goin to miss you bew! Dont go! Grabs ur e-leg and holds on for dear life with snot and tears running down my face!
KY
whyyy yew & Taken dont LUBB me no mo?? 
Diva
Miany
Phro
@Man
Milky
Brownskin
Libra
VDot
*far as I’m scrollin*
@Man Are you just blantantly ignoring the endorsement deals?
I mean theres watches, beers, web bullchit…phones.. 
Even if you take away 50% of his wealth you are at what $250 milli?
I’m not gonna wrap my mind around how that doesn’t equate to him being a good business man.
If he has no talent, if he stole all his lyrics, if he is the Puff of rap, I’d say he is a good business man for parlaying all that “luck” into a kingdom.
And yes I understand why the prenup happ’d.
Diva says:
KyCakes says:
Welp that means Carrington is all MINES!
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Ery’ night I gotta fight to prove my love….
You’s a ho, Diva
at least I’m an honest Ho 
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“I have never loved, uh, any girl, uh, other than my mother, as much as I love my girlfriend,” Kanye told KMEL’s Sana.
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Notice he aint say UH 500 times when talm bout Jay Z though
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DIVA
and we know you don’t let no EBT go to waste.
(big azz got a negative EBT balance)
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You just mad cause Kanye dack bigger than yourns! Marinate on that nucca
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Well, when Kanye had his turn with you he mighta been turned on by you but I wasn’t so I wasn’t even all the way hard!
word on the block you UN-CUTTED
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Cause yo skin was still covering it up
i’s BORED
@ Phro: Evan is not married. He is just dating Ashlee Simpson right?
My radar broke > 
And anyways if we talking about married or in relationship men who still like snausages:
Will Smith a little
Johnny Gill
Eddie Murphy mo
Chris Bosh
One of the Associate Directors just ran a report, and my name came up on it stating that I needed to complete this project..She fugged around, and had to handle something else.. When she came back I was like “What task? I already did that!”
:wave: hey Fayla doll!!! How you been ma?
guhl u know i hates bein nignored. blame me bein a only chile for SEW mannie mannie yurrs! i thought i was IN THURR
whole life changed the tenda age of 9!
u still rockin yo natra OWT?? is yew converted?
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My mama fukked up and had one after I had been the baby for nine years too.
She’ll tell you to this day, “shoulda stopped with OTB.”
I am still rocking it. I think I might be out chere in these natural streets.
*smooths hands along edges* <3
Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity
says:
KY
whyyy yew & Taken dont LUBB me no mo?? 
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I cn’t speak for @Taken, but you know I not only lubb you, I:
Fantasize about you
Plot over you
Watch pornhub dot com and think about you
Strengthen my tongue muscles for you
Think about takig out your mister over you
Feeling fuzzy and warm yet?
@phrozen
I will put it on the bastard somethin fierce 
then I’ll drop him. Set his number in my phone as spam just 
disappear on him
You can have the no hairline small dack nucca…he ain’t taken cause don’t nobody want his clippity clappity stilt walking azz!
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guhl u know i hates bein nignored. blame me bein a only chile for SEW mannie mannie yurrs! i thought i was IN THURR
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FAY I LUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB YOU
@Mis-taken Last I knew he was married,but yerp you’re right
That list tho
@Miany My nicca!!
“What task? I already did that!”
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And the font still drying on it huh
cn’t speak for @Taken, but you know I not only lubb you, I:
Fantasize about you
Plot over you
Watch pornhub dot com
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Uh yea Cakes don’t speak for me
*pulls my housecoat real tight and goes to read my Bible*
@OTB
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
Man sitting in Applebees :crying1: about KK
< – – I am f-ing the love of your life
Kanye comes in
Passes him a note like Drake did CB
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I'm too fuggin THROUGH!!!
Milky says:
You can have the no hairline small dack nucca…he ain’t taken cause don’t nobody want his clippity clappity stilt walking azz!
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Heffa you got issues
Scandal
<–Olivia's hair.
@Phro who married old ghost face kilah. Evan lighter than BIH
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
cn’t speak for @Taken, but you know I not only lubb you, I:
Lies told on sr dot com
Fantasize about you
Plot over you
Watch pornhub dot com
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Uh yea Cakes don’t speak for me
*pulls my housecoat real tight and goes to read my Bible*
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#BOOOOOOO
“Watch pornhub dot com” <——- *wall slides*
FuturedocDonte says:
“I have never loved, uh, any girl, uh, other than my mother, as much as I love my girlfriend,” Kanye told KMEL’s Sana.
Dayum!! You right!! 
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Notice he aint say UH 500 times when talm bout Jay Z though
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Heffa you got issues
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yeah i think i may need to stay outta the lika cabinet
Miany that bish smashed my birthday cake when she was a couple months old. I still aint forgave her.
My sister bout 22 years old now. #petty #historical #ionforget
@Mis-taken
You ever been so not working that the program you supposed to be in has an error message like “your session has ended you have been logged out?” No? Me neither
I forgot to refresh every 10-15 minutes
Cute today. Aplle bottom jeans, fur boots today..
*applies Up the Amp*
Milky
I’ll miss you too
I’m taking a break from the innanet for a min. I’m ok though, just doing a self evaluation
Miany
@Mis-taken
I keep refreshing for that reason
Phrozen1der says:
“Watch pornhub dot com” <——- *wall slides*
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Oh yeah…I'm dirty like that…
Be trying to keep the volume down on the phone at night….but my 15 yr old be down the hall doing the same, exact thing
You can hear competing moans through out the house…
@Brownskin Be well
I hate all of yew…
fayla list
Milky for STILL loving man.
Phrozen fah doing work assignments while his supervisor takes a 2 second bathroom break
Cakes & her I
I cn’t speak for @Taken, but you know I not only lubb you, I:
Fantasize about you
Plot over you
Watch pornhub dot com and think about you
Strengthen my tongue muscles for you
Think about takig out your mister over you
“Watch pornhub dot com” <——- *wall slides*
______________________________
Walks up to Phro's wall :wallslides: x2
WE SAVED ROUND HERE
Where DeeDee at??? Somebody need some oil on they privates
Thank you Phro
@Ky *guffaws*
I use to be ashamed to let my porn play if my roomie was in the crib..Now fugg it, I turns my volume on 100 and keeps my tv on… IONT moan though, that’s corny!!
@Miany
@Mistaken
FAY I LUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB YOU
I lubb u MO!
i WIN! 
OTB!
:crying1:
i knowed it was comin chile! one day u just feel like SHOWIN AWF chile!
HIS is ness 
Milky says:
Heffa you got issues
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yeah i think i may need to stay outta the lika cabinet
——————-
*snatches my cot dayum key* you gots to ask now
@Browm Imma miss you boo boo!
pornhub dot com
IONT moan though, that’s corny!!
Somebody need some oil on they privates
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
who gots a dry snatch?
Not the Hub
Phrozen1der says:
@Ky *guffaws*
I use to be ashamed to let my porn play if my roomie was in the crib..Now fugg it, I turns my volume on 100 and keeps my tv on… IONT moan though, that’s corny!!
@ IONT moan though
——————–
Otb….
if it makes u feel any better she no longer remembers it…she hasnt thought bout that cake for at least 20 years.
I understand, sometimes u gotta get away. Do whay u gotta do. I’ll miss ya & hipe to see ur font soon.
@brown
@ky…I imagine I’ll talk to my future teens bout their masturbation/ porn habits but then again all I can do is inform not judge cuz I know we can’t expect the apples feom our trees to land in the neighboring Orchard.
@milky
“who gots a dry snatch? :kona:” <—— Arm and Hammer cooch?
@Phro I got programs open I don’t even use. I hope don’t nobody ask me how to use Microsoft Access. I ain’t never set it up :crying1:
@Miany
Yeah, my mom says we all got our sexual urges from my dad..She believes sex is for pro-creation only..So my mom has only had sex 4x her whole life…. 
@Mis-taken
who gots a dry snatch?
______________________
I meant DeeDee needed to pour some holy oil on some of these hot folks privates to save them
You doing the opposite
You trying to get them to TURN UP
I am proud to present you 101 ways to filet an Opossum
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..Now fugg it, I turns my volume on 100 and keeps my tv on… IONT moan though, that’s corny!!
u got me beat. My homegirl used to sleep in my living room & id be in the room door closed with headphones in…yeah I watch my porn on my cell & no I ain’t want her knowing… she asked ti borrow my phone one morning and I didn’t remember what was open on the browser til I handed her rhe phone 
she a good frien tho, she played it off
^^^^
So that Crystal chick that got kicked out TLC says that movies was so inaccurate and that she is writing a book about her life an journey
Thats great Kanye can be in JayZ’s balls and tell him how much he aspires to Be like him . .
Phrozen
we all wanna imagine our moms in that light. Your mom is just protecting u from mental images good mom.
ion wanna think bou that shiii
My mom shattered the illusion last thanksgiving whenI overheard her azz tellin my cousin ssomething bout a “helicopter”
I got programs open I don’t even use. I hope don’t nobody ask me how to use Microsoft Access. I ain’t never set it up
~
~
MisTaken “Access” is THEE Bomb, It get ALOT of stuff DONE!
@phrozen
I will put it on the bastard somethin fierce 
then I’ll drop him. Set his number in my phone as spam just 
disappear on him
*****************
she a good frien tho, she played it off
#TEAMBELIEVEEVERYTHINGONTV
So this is the lunch time post huh? So everytime I hit refresh I gotta look at Shawn’s face? Thanks SOOOOOOOOO much Sandra
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
“Watch pornhub dot com” <——- *wall slides*
______________________________
Walks up to Phro's wall :wallslides: x2
WE SAVED ROUND HERE
Where DeeDee at??? Somebody need some oil on they privates
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*ahem* Pardon me, but my Narnia is not overheating nor is it sparking from non-lubed engine wear…
I'm not ashamed of my sexuality the way some are…I knows what I likes and to the untrained eye, I may come across as being hot to trot, but I've been celibate for years….
But when it's on, best believe it's on….
My name is Jethro. I recently became an author. Signed to Cash Money Content, the people who brought you Evelyn Lozada’s best seller
I am proud to present you 101 ways to filet an Opossum. On shelves soon. says:
oh THERE u are Mr. Brenden
<—lawsuit paypas
i got an exclusive copy of yo recipe book & if u was thankin i was finna letchu roll off wiff my Grammy's famous Cajun Possum Loaf SOMEbody den toll yew wrong! :stop: u betta cease and desist
consider yoself SERVED!
You can hear competing moans through out the house
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I hate you
Hey LuVie. :wave:
can u pay my bills?
can u pay ma automobills?
then maybe baby we can chill?
MisTaken “Access” is THEE Bomb, It get ALOT of stuff DONE
___________________
BruceBruce voice “do tell, do tell” No for real it’s on my resume so I need to look into it for my upcoming transition
IONT moan though, that’s corny!!
**********************
Not even a grunt?
I’m not ashamed of my sexuality the way some are…
___________
*Shug Avery in the bathtub face*
Phrozen1der says:
@Ky *guffaws*
I use to be ashamed to let my porn play if my roomie was in the crib..Now fugg it, I turns my volume on 100 and keeps my tv on… IONT moan though, that’s corny!!
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The moans ain’t coming from me, silly….you know those pornhub broads be ‘acting’
Shewt, if I don’t moan during my showerhead luVn, I’m damn sure not moaning watching pornhub
I may bite my lip to bleed status, but never moan
I hope don’t nobody ask me how to use Microsoft Access. I ain’t never set it up
~
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
MS Access is what @Redeemed uses keep track of her Bible verses. She performs Boolean searches/filters in that bad boy and logs how often she used that particular one. Notes be like: “havent cut and pasted this one since Dec 8 2011″…
but my Narnia is not overheating nor is it sparking from non-lubed engine wear…
174.So that Crystal chick that got kicked out TLC says that movies was so inaccurate and that she is writing a book about her life an journey
Yes
She feels like the movie should have been a mini series. A week long event. Like roots. Chronicling her journey. Her child hood. The over sized penis she deep throated that would eventually ruin her vocal chords 
Vultures. Those girls have so many hands in their pot. Everyone feels responsible. Everyone wants credit. Reign drop and fam won’t be happy til they lay down and die. Its. Almost. Sad 
Just got to work
all Is Copastetic
@Misstaken “access” does alot its a Program U should def learn. contacts,mail mergers,table’s are good in em. I have the 2010 version , so ummh ION about the last 4yrs
BUT it isnt on my Resume SO. .
Hi
*Shug Avery in the bathtub face
@Miany
@VDot I aint making myself moan, I’m there to do a job #AIntNobodyGotTimeForThat now if I have assistance… I sing like the Boys Choir of Harlem in that jawn..
@Ky *tears*
Who Dat says:
I hope don’t nobody ask me how to use Microsoft Access. I ain’t never set it up
lmaO DUBB!! 
~
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MS Access is what @Redeemed uses keep track of her Bible verses. She performs Boolean searches/filters in that bad boy and logs how often she used that particular one. Notes be like: “havent cut and pasted this one since Dec 8 2011?…
~
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Damn you Fay Fay for that gravi
Please :stop: before Brenden goes all ‘Grape Street’ on you….
You know he holds them possum recipes near and dear to his heart….
FAY! when R U getting ur Peel?
I’m not ashamed of my sexuality the way some are
players do*
Whet?! You mean eventually Eve was shamed and it caused a whole Biblical snafu? Shut yo mouth 
and blow the whistle!
_____________________
WHO SHAMED?!*rips off my 6 piece suit like the
Stands in front the blog naked and unashamed like Eve
Wait a minute I got a call
*quietly picks suit parts up off the ground and walks out backwards*
Notes be like: “havent cut and pasted this one since Dec 8 2011?…
Phrozen1der says:
I sing like the Boys Choir of Harlem in that jawn..
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A-haahha Vay-Mareeeeeeeeee-uh
‘Grape Street’
____
Boy Bren used to come in this bitch Grape Street banging fonts.
Stands in front the blog naked and unashamed like Eve
Whet?! You mean eventually Eve was shamed and it caused a whole Biblical snafu? Shut yo mouth 
and blow the whistle!
Wait a minute I got a call
*quietly picks suit parts up off the ground and walks out backwards*
*quietly picks suit parts up off the ground and walks out backwards*
_______________
got an exclusive copy of yo recipe book & if u was thankin i was finna letchu roll off wiff my Grammy’s famous Cajun Possum Loaf SOMEbody den toll yew wrong! u betta cease and desist
consider yoself SERVED!
You make me happy
I envision you jumping into a B-girl pose after saying SERVED 
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
I’m not ashamed of my sexuality the way some are
players do*
Whet?! You mean eventually Eve was shamed and it caused a whole Biblical snafu? Shut yo mouth 
and blow the whistle!
_____________________
WHO SHAMED?!*rips off my 6 piece suit like the
Stands in front the blog naked and unashamed like Eve
Wait a minute I got a call
*quietly picks suit parts up off the ground and walks out backwards*
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That really wasn’t aimed at you, but if the shoe fits, feel free to lace that bish up and strut…
#YouKnowIWubYouToo
@luvn…if u know how to do all that shiii u can put it on ur resume…
im technically only semi employed so maybe I should use this time to go on you tube and teach myself how to use access….
Wait.. who was naked in front of the blog?
Not even a grunt?
while he 
Just staring ..
like Scientologist births
__________________
Phro be all
they be having quiet sess
I came in right when clothes n shyt started to come off….who is nextz/
You know he holds them possum recipes near and dear to his heart…
:rollseyes: #hhmph where in hell u thank he got ’em from?? ain’t NO possums on Grape Skreet AT AWL!
now iffin he schmaht, he will nix that book deal. the one in my gravi is a trained KILLA
one of mannie!
he don’t want these possum prollums chile
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
its so funnY seeing these ladies that have stretched back Faces *giving the illusion of young face*
then U take a gander at the Neck
That really wasn’t aimed at you, but if the shoe fits, feel free to lace that bish up and strut…
__________________________
@ Man
That was MisTaken showing off that Thursday booty glow
be having quiet sess like Scientologist births
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Miany says:…if u know how to do all that shiii u can put it on ur resume…
im technically only semi employed so maybe I should use this time to go on you tube and teach myself how to use access
~
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Of course! Go to the library take a tutorial, Bro.Co.Library has those tech sections/self help literature N stuff
@Fay
#PossumProllums
@JASON
“I came in right when clothes n shyt started to come off….who is nextz/”
__________
I got my EBT card ready so I can see some azz/titts and puzz!
<<<makin it rain on these hoes
I can’t stand MisTaken and her Real Househusbands suit
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@VDot I aint making myself moan, I’m there to do a job #AIntNobodyGotTimeForThat now if I have assistance… I sing like the Boys Choir of Harlem in that jawn..
**********
Uhh aah uhhh aah
Uhh aah uhhh aah
In a minute we’ll be finished
Was I all that you hoped and dreamed
Was I strong enough, to make you feel me
Did I dig too deep in your mind
You were thinking of ways
To make me work for something people wanted
All through the night
All I heard you say was
Uhh aah uhhh aah
Uhh aah uhhh aah
Wait.. who was naked in front of the blog?
_________________________
it was Redeemed. old fast self
Luvn
i want to do it for my 40th bday if i can wait that long. lil over a year away
how boutchu?
Who was it that said Dee Dee be out here sucking dack
Let me see if I can find it in the archives. That chit had me
raindrizzle on these hoes_________
I got my EBT card ready so I can see some azz/titts and puzz!
<<<makin it rain on these hoes
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
AF at you making it rain via a meat box you copped on a stamp card…
AWWW chit we starting freaky friday early
Who was it that said Dee Dee be out here sucking dack
:crying1:
I AM FREAKING DEAD. You hear me? Dead
I flat lined __________________________
FAY
When eva it comes available in my Area
What the hell is you hiding from so today?
You lurking cause you wearing coon rags today?
we closin the office early today
we got voted one of the top skreets in Amurrica so we gwan go out in them skreets & drank to celebrate
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
Wait.. who was naked in front of the blog?
_________________________
it was Redeemed. old fast self
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You know when you speak about her, you conjure her up like old Ed Harley did Pumpkinhead….
#DubGetsTheReferance
Who was it that said Dee Dee be out here sucking dack
Let me see if I can find it in the archives
:wails: They said DeeDee be rocking the mic
I think Dubb said that s.hit.
<–serious as fukk bout to break out in laughter face 
#TeamFriendsLikeFamily
<<<makin it rain drizzle on these hoes
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_________
Luvn
what if it don’t come?
Who Dat says:
I got my EBT card ready so I can see some azz/titts and puzz!
<<<makin it rain on these hoes
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
AF at you making it rain via a meat box you copped on a stamp card…
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Get THEE fawk on, Dub
YEEZUS!
@ MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
it was Redeemed. old fast self
—
Lies…you know it’s against Redeem’s religion to get naked….which would explain the delusion…bird baths while fully clothed takes a toll on you in the long run.
BrenBren
and head nod!
#DubGetsTheReferance
_________
And OTB.
:Sofiarock:
we got voted one of the top skreets in Amurrica so we gwan go out in them
_____________________
where you live Mayberry?
You better be careful before you get a “pull up”
I didn’t know what that was until CEO
Who was it that said Dee Dee be out here sucking dack
Let me see if I can find it in the archives. That chit had me
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Me.
That she fuggin a deacon from her place of worship. And prolly is a straight UP freak. She gives new meaning to the term Bible “thumper”
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
:wails: They said DeeDee be rocking the mic
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Microphone check 1,2 1,2
Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity
says: what if it don’t come?
~
It has to come, If Not IONO I havent thought that FAR . . YET
it’s officially scorpio season yall…. my neighbor just came ova like….”yo, we out tonight. I ddon’t care what you going through aint no way we aint celebrating ur bday” he just made my day. Me until at least monday
#TeamFriendsLikeFamil
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*pumps upper body to Scarred*
YEEZUS!
_____________________
:wails: :crying1:
lawd, LeMme GO
U Know who is gonna come up in here like a thief in the night
ad put the CELIE Fanags on ya’ll!
They said DeeDee be rocking the mic
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic RIGHT << Slick Rick
You muthaphuckas got me laughing like I got asthma…
All wheezy and shyt
FOUND IT!
KDub says:
So yall saving DeeDee has gotten more than holy water splashed on her in church?
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Every Sat. night. She sucks the life out of some deacon. And he beats her on top of the head with a Bible while she does it.
@Mis-taken Nah not quiet, then I start running plays and having flying trapeze Cirque de Soleil type ish..
Wait..Redeemed be bustin down…
*wall slides and poots*
I didn’t know what that was until CEO
__________________________
And the ghost of Chan past.
HEY CHAN. 
Going to FL in tha morning….owwwww
Every Sat. night. She sucks the life out of some deacon. And he beats her on top of the head with a Bible while she does it
and she keep stopping looking 
scared…
__________________________
screaming get thee behind me satan
Phrozen1der says:
@Miany
@VDot I aint making myself moan, I’m there to do a job #AIntNobodyGotTimeForThat now if I have assistance… I sing like the Boys Choir of Harlem in that jawn..
——————
@KDUbb I remember that shat..she got so mad, you got a full on chapter instead of verses that day..
so yall sayin DeeDee being doing something stange for some change and makem holla for a dolla?
Slaps OTB on the azz since she dancing to scarred!
*wall slides and poots*
___________
Nah. :crying1: You know what..
What uppers @ OTB!
________________
#weak
me with my fake gun in the air trying to be hard
PEWN PEWN PEWN
Woke up this morning with an itchy feeling in my ass
something bad is gone happen 
I feels it outie 
Hi Milky
Wait…. I’m lost yall. Redeemed be giving :blow: ????
wall slides and poots*
___________
Nah. :crying1: You know what..
___________________
:crying1: This got me too folk
You muthaphuckas got me laughing like I got asthma…
All wheezy and shyt
___________
I swear my nose wet over here. Eyes just misty. :crying1:
I cant. Lawd I need to go.
KDub says:
So yall saving DeeDee has gotten more than holy water splashed on her in church?
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Every Sat. night. She sucks the life out of some deacon. And he beats her on top of the head with a Bible while she does it.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I’m sorry. :crying1: How long ago was that? I am trying to get a handle on how long I havent been about absolutely shat.
Wait….who’s exercising jaws n mouf muscles in the name of Dark Skinned Jesus?
screaming get thee behind me satan
and she keep stopping looking 
scared…
_____________
Waiting on Deacon D!ck to tell her she doing a good
service? Or nah? :crying1:
Wait…. I’m lost yall. Redeemed be giving _______________________________________
. you got next bruh
Yep. step right up and sign in here
..she got so mad, you got a full on chapter instead of verses that day..
_______________
The day I broke my scroll button. :crying1:
Deem comment boxes was sem’en inches long. :crying1:
Speaking of pooting, last night at Park this chick was letting them loose and pretending it wasn’t her… We were like WTFugg is that smell?! I bet it was those tight ass dresses restricting their breathing and the air had to escape some how…
Them old ladies were like can we get in VIP with John Legend, I was like heaux move you’re ass looks like Harriet Tubman and JL don’t want you near him… 
Wait….who’s exercising jaws n mouf muscles in the name of Dark Skinned Jesus?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I said Redeemed did. In a long ago post. That @VDOT has chosen to go and pull up
Not Deacon D!ck
how bout ….Bishop Bust It Baby… Prayer Warrior Willie
KDub says:
So who thinks Redeemed really is a “head doctor” to a deacon at her church on Sat. nights?
May 17, 2012 at 4:08 pm
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Yall I am over here
reading that post.
@chan hey boo!
Who Dat says:
KDub says:
So yall saving DeeDee has gotten more than holy water splashed on her in church?
——————————————–
Every Sat. night. She sucks the life out of some deacon. And he beats her on top of the head with a Bible while she does it.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I’m sorry. :crying1: How long ago was that? I am trying to get a handle on how long I havent been about absolutely shat.
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Since your conception
“:kona:
I’m sorry. :crying1: How long ago was that? I am trying to get a handle on how long I havent been about absolutely shat.”
When is your birfday??
@MISTAKEN
“Wait…. I’m lost yall. Redeemed be giving _______________________________________
Yep. step right up and sign in here . you got next bruh
________________
See, the biggest sinners be the most vocal “saints!”
Welp, let me get it hard and ready for her mouf! :jack:
Who Dat says:
With her Boolean searching azz. Search “eat a dack” in your database.
August 29, 2013 at 10:17 am
_________________
:crying1:
@VDot
“Who Dat says:
With her Boolean searching azz. Search “eat a dack” in your database.
August 29, 2013 at 10:17 am”
:coffin:
I’ll never forget her being sent to the blog to save souls…
:crying1:
I am not sure what got into me that day. @Redeemed if your alert you have set up for this site…goes off–and you come in here…Please know that I am so sorry.
Whatever you do dont make any more birds fall out the sky. Or do anymore fish kills.
I’M SORRY DAYUMIT
Not Deacon D!ck
how bout ….Bishop Bust It Baby… Prayer Warrior Willie
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Bishop LonnnnggStroke yall are foolin.
Who Dat says:
With her Boolean searching azz. Search “eat a dack” in your database.
August 29, 2013 at 10:17 am
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Okay. This day too. Not sure why I did it. Sorry Redeemed.
*goes to talk a walk before I am FIRED from this bish you hear me???*
Milky says:
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Do you see this, Dub ^^^^^^
Your fukkery has exhausted everyone into a near catatonic state of fatigue….
Yall all goin to hell with gasoline drawers/thongs/pannies/bloomers/boxers/briefs
@Milky It depends on the day, I might not have any on..
Chocolate Milky!!
Redeemed be like: Mouth n Lip Service >>>> Sunrise Service
Milky says:
Yall all goin to hell with gasoline drawers/thongs/pannies/bloomers/boxers/briefs
———————————
wooo chile
Do you see this, Dub ^^^^^^
Your fukkery has exhausted everyone into a near catatonic state of fatigue….
_____________________
no i was opening my mouth for man.. he said he was getting hard!
..:…:..:::.
:..:….:..:::
Milky says:
Do you see this, Dub ^^^^^^
Your fukkery has exhausted everyone into a near catatonic state of fatigue….
_____________________
no i was opening my mouth for man.. he said he was getting hard!
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Hey
If you know what you like 
@Milky
#OhhKillEm
What da hell does Eddie Long got to do with this
@luVn been silent and then she goes and breaks out the braille
Who said she hummed Jesus Is On The Main Line on his bawlz
Milky says:
Do you see this, Dub ^^^^^^
Your fukkery has exhausted everyone into a near catatonic state of fatigue….
_____________________
no i was opening my mouth for man.. he said he was getting hard!
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just nasty
_____________________
no i was opening my mouth for man.. he said he was getting hard!
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Pineapples
@ Milky
*picks up bullhorn* DONT WALK INTO THE LIGHT
Who said she hummed Jesus Is On The Main Line on his bawlz
by Jason Waterfalls on Oct 24, 2013 at 1:13 pm
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:stop: Now what a minute mister Jackson you have went too far
Jason Waterfalls says:
Who said she hummed Jesus Is On The Main Line on his bawlz
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I’m out
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
:stop: Now what a minute mister Jackson you have went too far
—
Who? lol
@MILKY
They goin start hatin if I give you the dyck Milky. I’m just lettin you know ahead of time.
@Milky #OhhKillEm
********************
@phro im trying to he just always ignore me! But im done chasing him now!
Ty says:
@ Milky
*picks up bullhorn* DONT WALK INTO THE LIGHT
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come back Carol Ann
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
_____________________
no i was opening my mouth for man.. he said he was getting hard!
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Pineapples
***************************888
Yall aint got no type of ack right
Who said she hummed Jesus Is On The Main Line on his bawlz
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Nobody but your azz sir. That is AWL YEW.
Redeemed be like: Mouth n Lip Service >>>> Sunrise Service
_____________
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MILKY
They goin start hatin if I give you the dyck Milky. I’m just lettin you know ahead of time.
———————–
This nucca got BULLSHYT and REALITY FCUKED up +1
The deacon was singing Father I Stretch My Hands To Thee….and then….pop goes the weasel!
310 Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MILKY
They goin start hatin if I give you the dyck Milky. I’m just lettin you know ahead of time.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ion care from what I hear they just some ugly, fat, bitter broads anyway!
They goin start hatin if I give you the dyck Milky. I’m just lettin you know ahead of time.
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Oh mah fawking gawd
rofl:
@Milky
Don’t let NOBODY stand in the way of your desires, set goals and go after them even if its on a Highway chasing @Man at 85 mph..eventually he’ll run out of gas.. 
Milky says:
310 Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MILKY
They goin start hatin if I give you the dyck Milky. I’m just lettin you know ahead of time.
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Ion care from what I hear they just some ugly, fat, bitter broads anyway!
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*files nails* chile y’all is tripping
+1
:crying1: :crying1:
come back Carol Ann
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Or as 8 yo told my daddy last year…”There was a lil girl named “Caravan” who was trapped in her TV. And her parents kept saying stay away from that light Caravan!”
*Imma have to go walk ONE MORE TIME AROUND this floor*
“Ion care from what I hear they just some ugly, fat, bitter broads anyway!”
Phrozen1der says:
@Milky
Don’t let NOBODY stand in the way of your desires, set goals and go after them even if its on a Highway chasing @Man at 85 mph..eventually he’ll run out of gas.. 
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@KDubb
Don’t let NOBODY stand in the way of your desires, set goals and go after them even if its on a Highway chasing @Man at 85 mph..eventually he’ll run out of gas..
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Helpful AND inspirational. :crying1: Yall some fukking champs.
Phrozen1der says:
@Milky
Don’t let NOBODY stand in the way of your desires, set goals and go after them even if its on a Highway chasing @Man at 85 mph..eventually he’ll run out of gas.. 
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I bid you Good Day, Sir
Phrozen1der says:
@Milky Don’t let NOBODY stand in the way of your desires, set goals and go after them even if its on a Highway chasing @Man at 85 mph..eventually he’ll run out of gas..
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yeah that ninja got a full tank of gas, plus a reserve full tank! AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
Caravan :crying1: Thats what we gone need. A caravan to carr-a our asses to hell.
Who Dat says:
come back Carol Ann
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Or as 8 yo told my daddy last year…”There was a lil girl named “Caravan” who was trapped in her TV. And her parents kept saying stay away from that light Caravan!”
*Imma have to go walk ONE MORE TIME AROUND this floor*
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I bid you Good Day, Sir
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If my boo would just relax and get off of his ego every now and then he’d be alright. I understand he’s sensitive and ish, but he needs to learn how to have “thick skin” every now and then and how to roll with the punches. Throw in a quirky joke every now and then that wouldn’t be seen as insensitive to others.
Milky says:
Phrozen1der says:
@Milky Don’t let NOBODY stand in the way of your desires, set goals and go after them even if its on a Highway chasing @Man at 85 mph..eventually he’ll run out of gas..
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yeah that ninja got a full tank of gas, plus a reserve full tank! AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
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Milky you better make that nucca wash up real good and rub him down with some FABULOSO. #helpful
What’s the topic?
@ Razzn you tried to catch me slippin on FB
U Gotta Be Quicka Than Dat! lmao
@MILKY
I ain’t no “easy-everyday-ready-to-lay” type nigga… like Phro!
I’m a Gentlemen! I gots to get to know you and chit!
Play with your azz and tits first!
Who yo boo Razz? ‘Ye?
If my boo would just relax and get off of his ego every now and then he’d be alright. I understand he’s sensitive and ish, but he needs to learn how to have “thick skin” every now and then and how to roll with the punches. Throw in a quirky joke every now and then that wouldn’t be seen as insensitive to others.
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@OTB I have to wait until we review this thesis this afternoon, then I’ma work it in… Now watch me yule…
I gots to get to know you and chit!
Play with your azz and tits first!
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This chit is oxymoronic at best.
Get to know you by playing with ass and tits. I LOVE YOU MAYNE! 
My daddy was like: FIRST of all why the hail you letting my grandbaby watch POLTERGEIST??? And second of all I just about had a heart attack sitting out here listening to her describe the movie.
:crying1: << my daddy by the time I came back to the car. That is an ongoing family joke now.
Stay your azz out da light “Caravan”!!!
@Man “Phro!
I’m a Gentlemen! I gots to get to know you and chit!
Play with your azz and tits first!”
Should the Fabuloso be pre-boiled? :crying1: Checking for a fren.
OTB- Yes. Has always been, and always will be.
He just a lil touched; he’s having a season right now.
@Chan-
I was waiting to see a worm too.. And I had the volume up essra loud. I didn’t jump or nothing but my sup and CC looked at me like this when they heard it. 
yeah that ninja got a full tank of gas, plus a reserve full tank! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
FlexFuel
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YALL TADAY???
:rollseyes:
OutsidetheBox says:
Should the Fabuloso be pre-boiled? :crying1: Checking for a fren.
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of course!
Now watch me yule…
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I gots to get to know you and chit!
Play with your azz and tits first!
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This sound like some 19 y/o shyt
I’m a Gentlemen! I gots to get to know you and chit!
Play with your azz and tits first!”
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@MILKY
I ain’t no “easy-everyday-ready-to-lay” type nigga… like Phro!
I’m a Gentlemen! I gots to get to know you and chit!
Play with your azz and tits first!
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What’s the topic?
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BRB
OutsidetheBox says:
I gots to get to know you and chit!
Play with your azz and tits first!
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This chit is oxymoronic at best.
Get to know you by playing with ass and tits. I LOVE YOU MAYNE! 
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Made me think of some song where the nigguh was saying “the sess was so good I had to get her number…”
I gots to get to know you and chit!
Play with your azz and tits first!
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This sound like some 19 y/o shyt
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and corny as hell…sounds like a nucca that never had a piece of a$$ in his life
Made me think of some song where the nigguh was saying “the sess was so good I had to get her number…”
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I know this song
@Chan hey
Who Dat says:
What’s the topic?
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BRB
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Awww shyt
I would love to wine and dine a woman….take em back to the crib and massage their scalp with the finest of urban hair grease…..after parting their hair with golden tipped rat tailed combs made out of unicorn horns mixed with the tears of sweet African children.
Y’all I thought it was a rumor when I heard mcd’s was selling chicken wings… then I went up there for an iced coffee and I saw the ad…
Mr. Razz said they were nasty. I bet they are
I think its the WEAKnd
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“the sess was so good I had to get her number…”
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Made me think of some song where the nigguh was saying “the sess was so good I had to get her number…”
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I know this song
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I heard that shyt one day and was like “Well that’s putting the cart before the whores (horse)….”
sounding more and more like my Preacher Momma ery’ day
Jason Waterfalls says:
I would love to wine and dine a woman….take em back to the crib and massage their scalp with the finest of urban hair grease…..after parting their hair with golden tipped rat tailed combs made out of unicorn horns mixed with the tears of sweet African children.
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“Who is Jason Waterfalls and why did TLC want him to stay so bad?”
@man they already hating #bitterbishes lol
Hey there @ Diva…how is that music collection coming along, lol
Should the Fabuloso be pre-boiled? :crying1: Checking for a fren
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I miss Lakes and her Spanglish
I don’t think I like that word play
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Haters gonna hate bew bew.
Jason Waterfalls says:
I would love to wine and dine a woman….take em back to the crib and massage their scalp with the finest of urban hair grease…..after parting their hair with golden tipped rat tailed combs made out of unicorn horns mixed with the tears of sweet African children.
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Nigguh who the fawk are you and why have you assimilated so quickly?
Aww where is @LakerChic??
@Ky Right!!!
You ever have sess with a group of people (person) and say “I love you”, but once its over you don’t love them anymore or nah?
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You out here at orgy parties?!?!?!
How was it?
But Naw – I usually keep it generic – “I love how that big dack feel” “Oh I
daddy long dack” “I love how you stroke this pucci baby”
You know basic chit
Milky says:
@man they already hating #bitterbishes lol
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*pushes Milky down*
@Kycakes that’s funny lol
@OTB
“If my boo would just relax and get off of his ego every now and then he’d be alright. I understand he’s sensitive and ish, but he needs to learn how to have “thick skin” every now and then and how to roll with the punches. Throw in a quirky joke every now and then that wouldn’t be seen as insensitive to others.
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Who yo boo Razz? ‘Ye?
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It must be Diva overly sensitive azz.
I thought all big girls had thick skin tho!
““Who is Jason Waterfalls and why did TLC want him to stay so bad?”
:rofl:”
Nigguh who the fawk are you and why have you assimilated so quickly?
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You saying he jumped out the gate “aint shyt”
Phrozen1der says:
Aww where is @LakerChic??
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On the twittuh.. She gawt banned
I gots to get to know you and chit!
Play with your azz and tits first!
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This sound like some 19 y/o shyt
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and corny as hell…sounds like a nucca that never had a piece of a$$ in his life
by Diva on Oct 24, 2013 at 1:31 pm
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Ya’ll still in here acting up
Phrozen1der says:
Aww where is @LakerChic??
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She was plucked from the Rose Garden a while back. Yeen know?
@Vdot
Nah no orgies, I’m selfish.. But I know Redeemed here so I wanted to include her.. 
@PHRO
“Aww where is @LakerChic??”
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Let’s not discuss…
Nigguh who the fawk are you and why have you assimilated so quickly?
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Mr. Ain’t Shyt
Aww where is @LakerChic??
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She on FB with us.
Taking good care of her babies. Still cracking me up with that spanglish. Specially when she be mad. I have to put the status in google translate cause she be using that slang spanish then. 
*pushes Milky down*
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I love you too babes!
I would love to wine and dine a woman….take em back to the crib and massage their scalp with the finest of urban hair grease
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Let me find out u still got some Blue Magic stashed somewhere
@Diva @Buttshake OMG What happened??
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@OTB
“If my boo would just relax and get off of his ego every now and then he’d be alright. I understand he’s sensitive and ish, but he needs to learn how to have “thick skin” every now and then and how to roll with the punches. Throw in a quirky joke every now and then that wouldn’t be seen as insensitive to others.
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Who yo boo Razz? ‘Ye?
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It must be Diva overly sensitive azz.
I thought all big girls had thick skin tho!
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Nope it’s your small d.i.c.k.le. shawt leg a$$
I am Jason Waterfalls…..TLC didn’t want me to go because I am he who kept Chilli’s baby hair slick, Tionnes neck line tight, and Lisas lawyer on speed dial…which means I Aint Shyt.
Recap:
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This post about Jigga. He a bidness mayne. Supposedly. Somebody pointed out he aint brokered shat but his prenup.
GAWD where do I start from there? Ky and OTB and some other folks be saying stuff TOO though. And they be trying to make me seem like EYE am the cray one. Anyway somebody went and pulled up that I said Redeemed’s title is HD MD (“head” doctor doctor). Okay that is a lie. VDOT went and pulled that ish up.
Phro is Yule’in. Man is tryna get us to strip for meat boxes and Capri Suns that he got on a STAMP CARD.
Somebody is ashamed of their sessuality. Probably Brendan. That is Bestiality is shameful.
I think Diva need to break out some alcohol in this bish. We need a drank.
me opening my mouth for my drank. Just pour mine in please @OTB. And stay away from the Fabuloso. And the Awesome too.
This recap brung to you by me Kdub in the name of the savior on the 24th day of Octobah tew thousand and thirteefh.
@Man @OTB Fair enough..
OutsidetheBox says:
Nigguh who the fawk are you and why have you assimilated so quickly?
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You saying he jumped out the gate “aint shyt”
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Queen this nigguh didn’t even crawl before he walked…
Just slid out the Vag into a hurried gait….
y’all member when she tol us about how her neighbor was trying to pimp out her 14(I think) y/o daughter to a 30 y/o (exaggerating on the age but he might have well bee
)
I died!
Tionnes neck line tight
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:crying1:
Imma get cho ass. for that. *gasps* 
Phrozen1der says:
@Diva @Buttshake OMG What happened??
ION memba! 
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How come T-Boz doesn’t still have abs though but Chili does?? :thinks:
take em back to the crib and massage their scalp with the finest of urban hair grease
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That Family Dolla “Softee” grease huh? Shat went up to $1.29 you know.
Phrozen1der says:
How come T-Boz doesn’t still have abs though but Chili does?? :thinks:
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Tionne has abs…she’s just keeping them safe under her flab
Massaging scalps is how most of us got here…
Phrozen1der says:
How come T-Boz doesn’t still have abs though but Chili does?? :thinks:
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Pebbles told her she couldn’t have any…..it was in line 347 of the contract.
@OTB
Why you don’t friend me on Facebook??????????????
Just slid out the Vag into a hurried gait….
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Phro is Yule’in. Man is tryna get us to strip for meat boxes and Capri Suns that he got on a STAMP CARD.
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*pouring dranks for my peeps* *pours Kdub’s in her mouth* like she requested.
@Man your drink is in the #10 washtub out back
Your chest looks so comfy
Like a safe place. Make you wanna take a nap 
Had to go desk side just to see 
Now Im chleeapy 
and hungry 