Miami Heat superstars LeBron James and Dwyane Wade are featured in a sizzling new intro for the NBA’s 2013-14 season. A shirtless and oiled up King James is seen flipping monster truck tires and battling flames as he works out for the cameras. Heat guard Wade calmly walks through a wall of fog in another Instagram video from the same shoot.
The defending champion Miami Heat got off to a good start in their bid to win their third straight NBA title. Miami easily handled the hapless Atlanta Hawks in the teams’ preseason opener in Miami on Monday. Center Chris Bosh lead all scorers with 21 points, and LeBron contributed 9 points in the 92-87 victory.
I can not with these clowns
Bwaaahhaaaaaa
That’s all I got…
Soooooooo..How bout them Cowboys???!!!!
A shirtless and oiled up King James is seen flipping monster truck tires and battling flames
So Chris Bosh was there 
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battling flames
A shirtless and oiled up King James
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WERK.
How bout them Cowboys???!!!!
LivinItUp says:
Soooooooo..How bout them Cowboys???!!!!
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The same Cowboys who were molested and put on the back of a milk carton by my Broncos?
Oh
Mustve been ages since you were able to ask that question
I understand the haste. *mouth smack*
Serious question..whats so funny? The gay stuff?
Center Chris Bosh lead all scorers
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This sissy probably started beating his chest and running up and down the court like he won the ‘ship and was MVP
Nevermind. There go Ty.
Ty says:
A shirtless and oiled up King James is seen flipping monster truck tires and battling flames
So Chris Bosh was there 
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battling flames
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Bish
I’m back from furlough on some undercover ish…You’re making it real hard for a bish like me to be quiet in the office today, yo
My Hawks tho.
Who made Cesar mad? If they don’t byke that camera up
Excuse me I forgot he is sugly (sexy ugly)
This is what happens when you believe your own hype. They just jumped the shark. Kobe did that once. Thought he was invincible. Started jumping over cars, butt flucking random chicks, then booooom. Caught up. This, is the beginning of the end
battling flames
So Chris Bosh was there 
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YAS he was there waving his finger in a Z like this commercial is “fieerrrcceee” then when Lebron walked by with his shirt off he was like *pops lips* look at this c u n t WERK BISH
So should they have told the NBA..no?
Shouldve let the Clippers do it huh? WTF.
Is Amber Rose the photographer?
look at this c u n t WERK BISH
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These B’s cant take me.. :crying1:
I hate chall. I will not. *crosses arms*
This is what happens when you believe your own hype. They just jumped the shark. Kobe did that once. Thought he was invincible. Started jumping over cars, butt flucking random chicks, then booooom. Caught up. This, is the beginning of the end
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:windmilling: :sissyclaws:
You did NOT have to bring Kobe into this to prove your point :crying1:
Every time I scroll up to that pic
I cant help it 
PhatCakes? What does the bottom of your gravi read?
New utilities. :crying1: 403. :crying1:
I bet Bosh was trying to be cute and came up to Lebron and Wade like
It’s getting hot in here so take off all your clothes :lame:
You did NOT have to bring Kobe into this to prove your point
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Hannnn. Dont like it when its yourn huh.
OutsidetheBox says:
My Hawks tho.
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Who!?!?!?
I don’t know why y’all tripping. I bet Adrienne was there. No play for Boshie Boy <–said like Batty Boi
Who!?!?!?
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:crying1: :crying1:
Hey! Damn it!! Leave my cowboys alone! I’m sensitive about my boys. At least we still at the top if the NFC east division the better of the worse.
19.So should they have told the NBA..no?
Yes. When research proved that most thought those superman/Clark Kent skits were dumb, acorn head did just that…He said no. Protect your brand. Don’t let photogs dress you up as an Arab bride refugee Kobe, don’t let Vogue portray you as King Kong Lebron, do like Nancy Reagan and
JUST
SAY
NO
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
I bet Bosh was trying to be cute and came up to Lebron and Wade like
It’s getting hot in here so take off all your clothes :lame:
like J Lo had a nipple tweeking intern for her video shoots 
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Chile I bet he was the baby oil intern/volunteer
Hannnn. Dont like it when its yourn huh
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It cuts deep. Like a knife
What are they doing thats so ..
brand destroying? The clips to me seem to show prep for the season.. this is not even in entirety.
They are the reigning champs. These comms sometimes tell a story so just wait on KD’s to come out. Or Blake. They like him. (They is the “NBA”)
I’m not sure how the Chris Bosh gay rumors got started. The man is obviously arrow straight. Lest we forget, he has 3 children (one on the way). Every black man isn’t gay.
I’m Losangeles born n raised. I luv all things L.A Cept for the popo. And White folk. Ok and Mexicans too. So what, they make it hard for me to like them
Anyway, as I die hard fan @Miss I can call Kobe on his bs. He be fuggin up.
This is the NBA and its marketing. Not Vogue and Harpers where the “visions” are admittedly pretty skewed.
Chile I bet he was the baby oil intern/volunteer
Dwade lips popping 
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El yea! I bet he was walking around switching like “who wanna get rubbed down by a real G, put your MF hands up!!”
*crickets* Lebron face
Laughing at my own joke, holding in tears and I don’t even care
I’m not sure how the Chris Bosh gay rumors got started.
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Because of how he looks. And carries himself. Stranger things have been fonted here.
Sandra Rose says:
I’m not sure how the Chris Bosh gay rumors got started. The man is obviously arrow straight. Lest we forget, he has 3 children (one on the way). Every black man isn’t gay.
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My cousin Tinky has three kids too…and he’s gayer than Johnny Gill and Eddie Murphy
having kids means at one time he loved snatch, but prefers boy snatch currently. Chris Bosh is 
Lest we forget, he has 3 children (one on the way).
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But! :stop: My granny told me some ppl will run from it. RUN.
I dont think the boy is gay myself either.
Its gets these peepah going tho.
OutsidetheBox says:
PhatCakes? What does the bottom of your gravi read?
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Chase you?
Bitch, I don’t even chase my liquor
Well whatever this vision was, much like my penis, it went left. Ya man’s n nem look dumb *tosses hair back*
I just think all them in Hollyweird are indulging in
and they begin to think their ish don’t stink
OutsidetheBox says:
Lest we forget, he has 3 children (one on the way).
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But! :stop: My granny told me some ppl will run from it. RUN.
I dont think the boy is gay myself either.
Its gets these peepah going tho.
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I didn’t believe it until the championship win and he poured the champagne over his head and reveled in that shyt like it was a money shot…
Yeah…
Lest we forget, he has 3 children (one on the way). Every black man isn’t gay
@Bren: I know
I love my teams/players too but I will hold the accountable. Amongst friends like yourself…. but these others 
And Tinky at that.
hahaha:
Chase you?
Bitch, I don’t even chase my liquor
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I didn’t believe it until the championship win and he poured the champagne over his head and reveled in that shyt like it was a money shot…
My husband in MIA all day and twice on Sunday and even he laughed. Dude is sus
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That ish was classic ya hear??????? I watched that mannie mannie times
Hilare.
This looks really gay.
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
I didn’t believe it until the championship win and he poured the champagne over his head and reveled in that shyt like it was a money shot…
My husband in MIA all day and twice on Sunday and even he laughed. Dude is sus
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That ish was classic ya hear??????? I watched that mannie mannie times
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That nigguh was spittin it out of his mouth like he had cheek overload and couldn’t swallow fast enough, swishing his head from side to side like he was in a Miss Clairol commercial…C’mon, Son
Chris Bosh is the type of dude that giggles into hand
Chris Bosh is the type of dude that when he laughs the top of his nose wrinkles
Chris Bosh is the type of dude that knows all the steps to the red bottom line dance
OutsidetheBox says:
Chase you?
Bitch, I don’t even chase my liquor
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Wait. We can type out Bitch, now?
Got way too much video evidence on Bosh being gay. Look at ANY of his NBA games. He always caught fallin with his mouth near some dudes dyck.
Or just randomly spreading his butt cheeks.
Just chit that don’t even happen on no basketball court with no regular nigga.
I just think all them in Hollyweird are indulging in
and they begin to think their ish don’t stink
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NBA players? Snorting?
Yall are crazy!!!!
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
Chris Bosh is the type of dude that giggles into hand
Chris Bosh is the type of dude that when he laughs the top of his nose wrinkles
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I shall be hanged by the neck until I am
53.This looks really gay.
and not in a good way
I remember Will almost came to blows (not in a good way) with one of the producer from The Matrix. They wanted Jada to koon, she said no…She has balls (in a good way) Some don’t
Or just randomly spreading his butt cheeks.
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You need to get the fukk on
That nigguh was spittin it out of his mouth like he had cheek overload and couldn’t swallow fast enough,
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Sure was :crying1:
He was looking like
Oh I haven’t felt this free since gay pride in ATL 2007.
He looked like he wanted to take some from his mouth with his finger and put it in Lebron mouth and say “yo mouth tas better with some BISH on it”
Now come the fukk on @Brenden! How is this commercial cooning?
@OTB
“I just think all them in Hollyweird are indulging in
and they begin to think their ish don’t stink
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NBA players? Snorting?
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it was really really bad in the 80’s and early 90’s. Google “Roy Tarpley” or “Tractor Traylor.”
After the last bargaining agreement, the NBA has the weakest drug enforcement. Basically ninjas can smoke weed and
up to 4 times before getting in trouble. 
Wait. We can type out Bitch, now?
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Or just randomly spreading his butt cheeks.
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You need to get the fukk on
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FREE WILLY
I just laughed so hard it sounded like Sounder died. It was a guttural cry from the depths of my soul.
THAT NIGGA was mashing his butt before the game like “what? What? What? I stay loose!!” He looked like his slide in his own finger for a warm up
Not saying this is Kooning @Outie. They wanted her too and she said no. I was providing an example of Nancy Reaganing. You gotta speak up. Next Bron will be on snl in a dress,,,Or did he already do that
Stop trying to appease, they’ll keep pushing you. Trust. I’m saying. Trust.
He looks stupid (sorry OTB) coming all sweaty outta some fire, all yelling and ish
Who/What is this for? I didn’t read yet
Remember during the all-star game when he walked behind Chris Paul like this
during his interview? Like he wanted to pick that man up and bridegroom style and celebrate 
He has had too many incidents to call them a coincidence
Is she pulling our leg with the Bosh thing
This is geared for the gays! I seen some commercials this weekend, and was like
She is team Heat Harlem so I think this is
blindloyaltyJust stop MsTake
Hey Harlem
you got everyone fonting Bitch now 
Everytime I burp, I smells like eggs
Dunkin on that reindeer…
DTTS :realtears: I can’t stop. It’s like bosh brings out the font in me…
We can say cunts.
Umm I notice a pattern with blocks and unblocks. *side to side head* Interesting. Subtle indoctrination game proper.
*looks at phone*
Who/What is this for? I didn’t read yet
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Since I know you I wont say you sound stupid for giving your opinion but not reading it.
MIS oh ok bc my dead ancestors can see he gay
BREN
good we shall have a bitching night
*watch the word police kill this word soon* as long as I dont loose cunt Im good
Everytime I burp, I smells like eggs
I bet you eat your eggs sunny side up with a runny yolk 
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*throws Listerine MAX in your face… hope you closed your eyes*
Carry you dirty tail home
OMFG
OutsidetheBox says:
Just because they can doesnt mean they do. And how do they keep that so quiet? Coke is terrible for the heart. I’m not buying that the NBA is full of coke heads.
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shhhiiid. Do you believe birds of a feather really flock together? I know 3 snorters that hit close to home…
It Still looks stupid
Not saying this is Kooning @Outie. They wanted her too and she said no. I was providing an example of Nancy Reaganing. You gotta speak up. Next Bron will be on snl in a dress,,,Or did he already do that
Stop trying to appease, they’ll keep pushing you. Trust. I’m saying. Trust.
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I do trust you; that’s why i have to wrap my mind around the whole thing. I got a big mind. It take awhile sometimes. But I’m able.
Kenya, you must have eaten some boiled eggs…
“Running yolk eggs” don’t do that :rollseyes:
Well he wearing the Zooms I got for my baby so Hmph. Im feeling our kindred connection today.
The man just standing on a tire. Can your man roll a truck tire
The man just standing on a tire
Like a Weirdo!
Oh I guess the heat is on fire
shhhiiid. Do you believe birds of a feather really flock together? I know 3 snorters that hit close to home…
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When you like to get high I would imagine you would like to do it around folks who also get high lest you be <_< all night.
I'm not doubting that Hollywood loves booger sugar. I'm doubting that professional athletes of this caliber
.
I do trust you; that’s why i have to wrap my mind around the whole thing. I got a big mind. It take awhile sometimes. But I’m able.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Kenya, you must have eaten some boiled eggs…
“Running yolk eggs” don’t do that
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Hush MisTaken. No runny yokes here! :rollseyes:
Listerine burns my tongue. It's sensitive
@DTTS, this lady made some dressing and I think she put boiled eggs in it. It was gross but I was hungry so I ate it. I just want this to be over
Oh I guess the heat is on fire
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*mind blown*
I just want this to be over
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The man just standing on a tire. Can your man roll a truck tire
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:stop: OTB having visuals of that Morning Glory with the tires in the background with the Fishburne daughter scars on her thighs
@Care you can’t eat everybody tater salad and such
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Ty, OTB is still getting over the new marriage etc
@DTTS, this lady made some dressing and I think she put boiled eggs in it. It was gross but I was hungry so I ate it. I just want this to be over
No wonder u have the bubble guts
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dressing with boiled eggs
*sits gum mixed with gas ex on the blog*
Running yolk eggs” don’t do that
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I bet you would know about runny.. loose things
Sunny side up AND over easy
Oh I guess the heat is on fire
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*kisses Bron’s RINGZZZZ*
having visuals of that Morning Glory with the tires in the background with the Fishburne daughter scars on her thighs
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I bet you would know about runny.. loose things
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OutsidetheBox says:
Oh I guess the heat is on fire
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*kisses Bron’s RINGZZZZ*
We got RINGS here
Warriors, come out and playyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@TY, I thought that was weird too. I never had boiled eggs in my dressing.. YUCK.
Ms.Taken, at functions, do you go around asking “who made this” before you eat it?
What
Her and Bron Bron had the same pose and everything. Hell the backgroung might’ve been on fire as well 
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I bet you would know about runny.. loose things
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nostrils?
@ Kenya have you ever been to a black cookout
That shyt is in the handbook 
We always ask who made the potato salad and the spaghetti etc 
*fixes MsTake hair like amber rose*
SR
You heard about this one?
*jacked
It’s been nearly three years since Kris Humphries had a one-night stand with Kayla Goldberg, but the drama still hasn’t stopped. Goldberg accused Kim Kardashian‘s ex of giving her herpes in a sexual battery lawsuit last year. Now, the Boston Celtics star has filed court documents
Auntie why can’t I see it…its just blank…no link no nothing