Local promoter Omar Slim White is single again. Not through any fault of his own, but because today’s young women aren’t mature enough for a vegan man. In addition to being a successful club promoter, Slim is also a Health Guru, Philosopher, Human Behavior Expert, and personal trainer. If you are a biological woman who thinks you have what it takes to be submissive and obedient to a man like Slim, follow him on Twitter.com and Instagram.com. Mature, intelligent ladies only.

Photos: Slims’ Instagram