Two women twerk on train tracks

Two hood rats thought it would be cute to twerk where no sane person has ever twerked before: on the train tracks somewhere in the bowels of the New York subway system.

While neither of these young women (who clearly didn’t want their faces on film) twerked on to the third rail, and everyone left unscathed (presumably!), this is still youthful idiocy at its finest. And it’s not even “cool”… Miley Cyrus did it in August for media conglomerate Viacom. Albeit, probably on a sound stage where a subway couldn’t come barreling down the tunnel, crushing her before she ever had a chance to really live, feel what it’s like to have hope and love and everything good in life… seriously, ladies! Stop. Source

Thanks to loyal reader Ernest O. for the link.