Evelyn Lozada Expecting a Boy

Being Hispanic, I wonder if she will have him circumcised

Ok. So tell me why I just had to go and pick up someone’s clothes that they left at a place close to my apt before they closed. I goes and gets the bag and I get in my car and the close fall out of the plastic bag. How bout the underwear got skid marks in them. : ghost:

Maaannnn. When he come and get these clothes tomorrow and he look at them drawls, he gone be embarrassed as FCUK. I know them folks that put this in the bag HAD to see them doo doo stains. AND I know they folded them bishes inside out on PURPOSE to say, nigga wipe yo ass better. Even if you was stranded.

Good night.

^^^^Ummmhmmm A friend huh As an expert on body language, and reading in betwixt the lines, something tells me, that after a late night booty call with ol girl from church, the one that sits in the back pew, always wears a BIG fly ass hat, to disguise the fact shes nodding off, cuzz she partied the night before…one time—she almost broke her neck when her head snapped back during Sister Pattersons struggle rendition of his eye is on the spurrow,,,Yes, that heffa was singing SPURROW, anyway-in your rush to leave before her husband who works the overnight shift stocking shelves down at kroger…you forgot to put on yo drawls…realized it too late, so you just grabbed them and balled them up in your hand…on yo way out the door, on the 2nd to last porch step, you heard a sound, thought it was her man Qwayvon, but it was her neighbor Charmagne…in the confusion, you dropped yo drawls, coco stains on blasts for all to see she laughed, you sighed, and now…you com here, looking for validation from us ladies Hoping at lest 1 or 2 of us will say-aint nuthin wrong with a lil booty fudge in yo fruit o da looms as lon as the dack is big. Well not I 69 You nasty bruh. Get you some darker colored chonies And maybe some panty liners :fistbump:

Sandra Rose says:

FYI: Attorneymom comes off suspension tomorrow.

I dont know who that is Sandra, but if you and I are as cool as I think we are I mean, youve Favorited 3 of my tweets Youd heed my cry and set TY free as well. She was one of the first peeples to embrace me here. She was non judgmental. Welcomed me with open arms. Big wobbly arms with a bit of cottage cheese on the tricep area, but open none the less. A warm welcome indeed Thank you in advance Sandra. Not just any thank you, but a Sandiego thank you (google it)

weFukNorNah says:

Ty got banned during that Paul walker thing right?

I think it was arounst that time It sucks too cuzz TY remains very loyal to SR She gets upset when ever we say anything bad about Sandra When news first broke that the Kang and Qwain may have split 2 days ago, whos idea was it to form a prayer circle? TY! She held her breath just like the rest of the world! She remains extremely devoted to the uplifting of all grand hustle artist (per SR rules and regulations) 1 slip up and she gone? Man. Poor thang. Aint got many friends off line. Well, not many that are visible to the naked eye She needs us Sandra, and we need her!