Celebrity Seed: Future and ‘Big Baby’ Ciara

Sandra Rose June 20, 2014

Rapper Future silenced the rumors that he is a deadbeat dad who impregnates groupies and leaves them to raise his seeds alone. The virile rap artist posted this image of singer Ciara and his son, Future Zahur Wilburn, on Instagram yesterday.

“My babies..can’t no pic in the world prove my love but what u looking at rite now is my life & these two mean the world to me..#honest big baby & baby future,” he wrote in the photo caption.

The photo’s caption gives the impression baby Future is his only child.

30-year-old Future, whose real name is Nayvadius Cash, sired 3 other children before meeting the “Goodies” singer. He caught flack for performing in concert on the opposite coast while Ciara was in labor delivering his 3rd son in California last month.

Future’s absence in the delivery room fueled rumors that the couple had split up.

Thanks to loyal reader VDot for the tip.

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VDot

Ciara is really trying to fool that baby. All of a sudden she pops up with Future hair Poor baby
User Friendly

Rapper Future silenced the rumors that he is a deadbeat dad who impregnates groupies and leaves them to raise his seeds alone.
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yes this picture of Ciara alone with the baby totally quelled those pesky rumors. this will certainly shut everybody up now.
Such A F’n Lady

Ci Ci has dreads now??? Not cute.
VDot

The photo’s caption gives the impression baby Future is his only child.

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And also the impression that he has seen Next Weekend in person
Wasting time
NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

My babies..can’t no pic in the world prove my love but what u looking at rite now is my life & these two mean the world to me
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he act like dis his 1st/only child…and when ciara get dreads? is that even the right baby?
SummerBaby

That baby is such a cutie.
luVn_liFe…

chilE cheese!

these two are his life and are important, the other 5 kids and BM’s “WERE TOO”
Such A F’n Lady

That is one big azz (cute) baby though.
luVn_liFe…

luVn_liFe… says:chilE cheese!

these two are his life and are important, the other 5 kids and BM’s “WERE TOO”
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OR NAHH?
GellySammich

her baby came out already 3 months old? That man is huge!
…allegedly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

My babies..can’t no pic in the world prove my love

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Maybe not but one of you holding your son and your feYWANsay could be confused as evidence of such love
User Friendly

NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

is that even the right baby?
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can he even pick all of his kids out of a lineup?
deedeegirl

Rapper Future silenced the rumors that he is a deadbeat dad who impregnates groupies and leaves them to raise his seeds alone.

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Just wait! There’s still time
FuturedocDonte

Nayvadius Cash
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Y’all Atlantans and these names. Everything end in IUS. Boys can’t spell they’re name until 2nd grade
Wasting time

The photo’s caption gives the impression baby Future is his only child.

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And also the impression that he, himself took the pic
lexdiamonz

Chile … she is baby mama number what ??? And NICCAS KILL ME getting ALL BIBLICAL on the ‘book and the ‘gram…

MISS ME WIT DAT SHYT GOD aint got NATHAN to do with phuckery AT ALL
VDot

her baby came out already 3 months old? That man is huge!
…allegedly

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Hell she was pregnant for at least a year..at least
ButterflyKisses

VDot says:

Ciara is really trying to fool that baby. All of a sudden she pops up with Future hair Poor baby
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Right. I was thinking the same thing…or was she trying to fool the people into thinking that was Future holding that baby
OutsidetheBox

I was JUST reading his little statement about “writing” Drunk in Love. He talked about Ciara too. I think he loves her. Chit I love chocolate. I still gorge on other things..
flsun99

Lil Future is a cutie!!
OutsidetheBox

You ladies are NOT right Carry on tho.. Friday!
http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

The photo’s caption gives the impression baby Future is his only child.
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And we’re off
VDot you ain’t ish for saying Ci got on a dred wig trying to be Future
Gotta go to a meeting BBL
luVn_liFe…

He talked about Ciara too. I think he loves her
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Yeah I Luv ya’ll (most) AND UR POINT MaaM ; Morning
ShadeQueen46

Ciara is really trying to fool that baby. All of a sudden she pops up with Future hair Poor baby
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I guess she had to play mommy & daddy while big future was out, hail they look like they could be siblings anyway……..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING on you hating bishes :nun:

@user idk lol it was just funny to me I think he is just being territorial about what’s his.
OutsidetheBox

You feel me LuVie. Morning!
GellySammich

My OTBabe!
VDot

VDot you ain’t ish for saying Ci got on a dred wig trying to be Future

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Same colors and all Be cutting and slicing interviews Future has done and playing ’em back to act like he’e really talking to Baby Last Week. I’m on to her
Wasting time

I had a over 9 pounder too. There was no newborn Pampers and clothes no 0-3 months either. Just 3months and up!
OutsidetheBox

Sammich and Spot. I feel like Imma special snowflake ..

*turns like Patrick the caterpillar- A Bug’s Life*
NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

User Friendly says:

NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

is that even the right baby?
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can he even pick all of his kids out of a lineup?

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*future at lineup*

then then then
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

Be cutting and slicing interviews Future has done and playing ‘em back to act like he’e really talking to Baby Last Week. I’m on to her

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Who Dat

Boys can’t spell they’re name until 2nd grade
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I couldnt spell mine til the 2nd either though.

My daddy used to be legit PIST at me that I couldnt spell it too.

My deddy: WHAT the hail is so HARD about it GHUL? Every other letter is an “A”.

Me: :crying1:
OutsidetheBox

Nayvadius Cash
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Y’all Atlantans and these names. Everything end in IUS. Boys can’t spell they’re name until 2nd grade
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Hey Doc! :wave: Memba it used to be “nique”? Now its ius/ious. :lolsign: Too funny. My favorite hood name: Fashionique. Natch.
NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

banana?
Who Dat

Same colors and all Be cutting and slicing interviews Future has done and playing ‘em back to act like he’e really talking to Baby Last Week. I’m on to her

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And Lil Baby Week After Next up there lookin like: this bish think she slick. I know my daddy name is Instagram.
OutsidetheBox

I had a over 9 pounder too. There was no newborn Pampers and clothes no 0-3 months either. Just 3months and up!
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Normal.. I thought something was wrong when one of mine wore the actual size corresponding to her age. Was like, is your daddy not feeding you when I’m gone..
OutsidetheBox

Oh boy..
VDot

OTBayBay *booty pinch*
NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

Yayyyyyy!!! kelly’s pregnant *late*
GellySammich

*2 booty pinches and shuffles the chair* CHALLAAANGE
Beta

Oh I love a little chunkster
Unshakable

@MissyJ,

Regarding post numma 12, i read that as feng shui instead of fiancee….

Like many posters have stated, i am not so easily convinced. Regardless, what Ciara and Past Tense do is nunna my bidness.

Past Tense Jr looks beautiful.
Who Dat

I had a over 9 pounder too. There was no newborn Pampers and clothes no 0-3 months either. Just 3months and up!
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Dub19 was fat as hail too. 9 lbs 4oz. And I was tryna NURSE. Fat azz baby wanted to eat every fawkin HOUR. No HELL. Wont suckle my titty meat raw. Day 5 my mama came home from work…and was like I thought I told your lil hard headed azz dont leave this house. There is formula and extra bottles and shat.

Me: A delivery man by the name of BABY DADDY brung that stuff over here. I AINT go nowhere lady. Thanks.
User Friendly

My deddy: WHAT the hail is so HARD about it GHUL? Every other letter is an “A”.
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but all the A’s have different sounds

You are not alone. all the Andraya’s and Keayana’s of the world can relate.
luVn_liFe…

>_<
VDot

*rearranges chair, cues Dance 4 You and *
OutsidetheBox

Wait wait I was tryna wear my out this wknd….. I guess I can take one for the team..
FuturedocDonte

Memba it used to be “nique”? Now its ius/ious.
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Tired of them nique’s too.
Dominique
Diamonique <– ur mamas ratchet
Cymphonique (Master P doorter)
GellySammich

*pushes VD out the chair and starts the Miss You Much chair breakdown* sorry Babe ionno Bey like that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

Regarding post numma 12, i read that as feng shui instead of fiancee….

Regardless, what Ciara and Past Tense do is nunna my bidness.

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Look at you being all mature.With that being said, You need to leave. we have no parts of minding our own bidness here
OutsidetheBox

I was reading ..IDK something about baby names tho and the old lady names are back! “Brooklyn” will be the name everyone has in 30years but old lady names are on the rise. I member yall was hating on em. :lolsign:

My next one will be Ruby Lee SHUTTUP too.
Who Dat

Cymphonique
^^^^^^^^
Leave lil Cymphonical ALONE.

I never knew you was so RUDE @Doc
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

GellySammich says:

her baby came out already 3 months old? That man is huge!
…allegedly
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That’s what I said when Ciara posted that photo of someone else’s baby on Instagram.
Wasting time

Dub19 was fat as hail too. 9 lbs 4oz. And I was tryna NURSE. Fat azz baby wanted to eat every fawkin HOUR. No HELL. Wont suckle my titty meat raw.
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I had a C and was in recovery too long. He came around 4 am I saw him around 10. They had a;ready feed him like 3 times by than. I put him on the boob and I guess it was too slow for him he was and turned bright red. Mr. Time snatched him and put a bottle in his mouth and that was all she wrote…. Even now when he hungry he be
GellySammich

one of them names y’all typed out belongs to my sister
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

missyJ says:

Maybe not but one of you holding your son and your feYWANsay could be confused as evidence of such love
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It’s not that difficult to take a Selfie of 3 people.
OutsidetheBox
Who Dat

old lady names are on the rise
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So there gonna be an Edna Mae in 30 years?

You is a LIE @OTB.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

is that even the right baby?
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User Friendly says:

can he even pick all of his kids out of a lineup?
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I’m sure he forgot their names. His other kids probably think their names are “hey boy” and “hey girl.” Ciara made it easy for him by naming this one “Future”.
VDot

*sweeps up these dry azz bread crumbs laying around* :eyeroll: at song choice. Would You Mind would have been much better JJ song. But I’m not in the business of schooling
GellySammich

Ruby Lee huh… Just don’t be upset when she come out with an old lady face looking like she “been here before”
OutsidetheBox
VDot

It’s not that difficult to take a Selfie of 3 people.

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It is if one of the 3 is on the other side of the country
OutsidetheBox

Ok maybe not an Edna Mae..good gawd
Who Dat

one of them names y’all typed out belongs to my sister

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I LIKE “-iques”. It wont me

Tell your sister Dominique I said hey though :wave:
VDot

Tell your sister Dominique I said hey though :wave:

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GellySammich

Shut your face. That don’t have a chair dance. * hair flip and walks away before she realize Rope Burn does*
NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

is that even the right baby?
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User Friendly says:

can he even pick all of his kids out of a lineup?
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I’m sure he forgot their names. His other kids probably think their names are “hey boy” and “hey girl.” Ciara made it easy for him by naming this one “Future”.

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easy, yes…horrible idea, damn skippy…she would’ve been betta off naming him lil no name…ciara a jerk a$$ mama fa dat
Wasting time

one of them names y’all typed out belongs to my sister
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GellySammich
Beta

Does she even know that Future is not his real name baby got a stage name as a gov
User Friendly

And Lil Baby Week After Next up there lookin like: this bish think she slick. I know my daddy name is Instagram.
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just ignant! he probably thinks his father “lives” in the computer screen.
ShadeQueen46

can somebody explain to me what a security guard booty is?
Unshakable

@MissyJ,

Surely you jest? Like Rosa Parks, I shall not be moved. Even tho it really is nunna my bidness, since their life has become
public domain, i think i will tarry with the roses for a spell. And that’s ok missy….you ain’t gots to lub me……i lub you anyway. lub you the way Past Tense lubs slangin vitin d to all the lovely ladies.
Who Dat

Mr. Time snatched him and put a bottle in his mouth
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That lil fat azz was tryna REJECT the formula at first. Wouldnt even drink breast milk out the bottle. Wanted a teet. TUH. Well you gonna starve then. Her daddy was like let her nurse! She hungry :crying1: She dont like this mess.

Hummmph.
Unshakable

vitamin D
OutsidetheBox

BETAAAAAA thank you!

How you gonna name the baby your nickname? :crying1:

Baby name be Red Williams.

Or Short Dog Hopkins.

Gucci Mane Wallis..
FuturedocDonte

one of them names y’all typed out belongs to my sister

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Tell DIAMONique we said whattup
VDot

Make up one :eyeroll: Duh!

” I know my daddy name is Instagram.”

I totally missed this! We call him IG for short.
http://www.kissmysass.bigcartel.com JamaicanSass

Ciara is really trying to fool that baby. All of a sudden she pops up with Future hair Poor baby

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bama_n_jersey

@Shade..I’ve never heard the term before, but if I had to guess I would say that it means flat (some security guards sit all day and look at a screen or checking id cards)
OutsidetheBox

can somebody explain to me what a security guard booty is?
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1st I need to know if someone said you have one??
Beta
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ShadeQueen46 says:

can somebody explain to me what a security guard booty is?
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the black lady from Reno 911 had one and the black lady with the tiny voice from police academy had one.

I think they only hire women based on how they fill out those tight uniform pants. bus drivers be having donks too.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

FuturedocDonte says:

Nayvadius Cash
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Y’all Atlantans and these names.
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Actually, he’s Haitian.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

The photo’s caption gives the impression baby Future is his only child.

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Wasting time says:

And also the impression that he, himself took the pic
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bama_n_jersey

Or what User said……
GellySammich

cuz I can totally picture a security guard butt right now
Wasting time

Or Short Dog Hopkins.

Gucci Mane Wallis..
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I haaaate YOU
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

OutsidetheBox says:

I think he loves her. Chit I love chocolate. I still gorge on other things..
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Dopamine can make you think you love almost anything. Wait until the Dopamine fades. It won’t be long now.
OutsidetheBox

cuz I can totally picture a security guard butt right now
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Im tryna tell you. Prolly can sit a drank on it..
FuturedocDonte

Nayvadius Cash
—-1
Y’all Atlantans and these names.
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Actually, he’s Haitian by way of Atlanta
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Fixed that for you auntie
OutsidetheBox

Dopamine can make you think you love almost anything. Wait until the Dopamine fades. It won’t be long now.
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By love I meant he like her enough to put her on his IG, Sandra! You know I know. *eye to eye thingy*
User Friendly

oh I forgot Im old yall might be too young to remember police academy way back in the 1980s, A.D.

came out around the same time as Porky’s which I thought was a porno.
OutsidetheBox

the black lady from Reno 911 had one and the black lady with the tiny voice from police academy had one.

I think they only hire women based on how they fill out those tight uniform pants. bus drivers be having donks too.
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BOL!!!! Exactlyyyy.
GellySammich

the best ones poke out and then go square. Teach my baby all kinda shapes when she walk by.
ButterflyKisses

User Friendly says:

oh I forgot Im old yall might be too young to remember police academy way back in the 1980s, A.D.

came out around the same time as Porky’s which I thought was a porno.
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I do..and I did too.
NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

came out around the same time as Porky’s which I thought was a porno
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me too
OutsidetheBox

So did yall thank old blue eyes down stairs was hot or what? I must say I liked seeing that @6am.
Unshakable

OTB,

Some postal workers have big behinds too

Some who work in fast food have big behinds as well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

Dopamine can make you think you love almost anything.

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It’s folks out here making love to station wagons and chit. Wait did I just compare CiCi and Fuscha to
FuturedocDonte

oh I forgot Im old yall might be too young to remember police academy way back in the 1980s, A.D.
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I remember police academy, but that was sometime after Roger Troutman, so, that don’t make me old yet
OutsidetheBox

the best ones poke out and then go square. Teach my baby all kinda shapes when she walk by.
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Olive juice!!!!! :crying1:
Unshakable

Auntie Sandrita,

How art thou? May I do medical minute on next week?
OutsidetheBox

I thought Revenge of The Nerds was “porn” till I saw Porky’s
OutsidetheBox

Some postal workers have big behinds too

Some who work in fast food have big behinds as well
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OMG Why I be all in the checker’s window wondering how the kids gonna get around the manager’s booty? :confused: Ass be sooooo wide. And just out there.
User Friendly

now I wanna see Porkys to see what all the fuss was about. all I know is my mother would be like GO IN THE ROOM!!!!

its probably nothing in comparison to Nelly’s Tip Drill video
ShadeQueen46

@Outside LMAO NOOO! I was scrolling on twitter & this guy was talking about security guard booties. He said:

“Hate when them women with security guard booties say they got big a azz. Smh.”

“you know when you go downtown and you see them security in the buildings, tight pants big flat azz, yep. That’s it.”

“That’s high azz flat wide booty.”
GellySammich

:crying1: I was so innocent. Y’all remember Big when he touched her boob for the first time? sexiest thing I ever did see
NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

SBS???
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

FuturedocDonte says:

Actually, he’s Haitian by way of Atlanta
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Fixed that for you auntie
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Actually, he moved to Atlanta from Haiti at age 7.
Who Dat

I remember police academy, but that was sometime after Roger Troutman, so, that don’t make me old yet
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Sorry. Roger came FIRST.
Wasting time

Y’all saw where them YT people named their twin boys Raekwon and Ghostface Libermann
sassyshe

Morning all

When I saw this pic last night I was like c-error tired of the roses saying next week aint neva seen his daddy so she made future send out a pic
VDot

at Security Guard Booty. That kind of butt be filling the chit out of those ill fitting pants. Pants suppose to not draw attention but the SGB do the opposite grown woman Booty
OutsidetheBox

:crying1: Just read yall’s comments downstairs.
ShadeQueen46

I don’t think I qualify for having a security guard booty
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

It’s not that difficult to take a Selfie of 3 people.

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VDot says:

It is if one of the 3 is on the other side of the country
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Working on baby #5.
OutsidetheBox

@Outside LMAO NOOO! I was scrolling on twitter & this guy was talking about security guard booties. He said:

“Hate when them women with security guard booties say they got big a azz. Smh.”

“you know when you go downtown and you see them security in the buildings, tight pants big flat azz, yep. That’s it.”

“That’s high azz flat wide booty.”
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Like I said, you can sit a drank on em. Be built up like a bar. A kitchen island…a frigidaire turned on its side..
Who Dat

I thought Revenge of The Nerds was “porn” till I saw Porky’s

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Both was my SHAT. I think Revenge of the Nerds takes it first for me though. The gay black dude Lamar. The dayum Olympic game where they was drunk on the big wheels. The fact they had a dude in it named Booger. The pie with the pic of girl tiddays at the bottom. The fact that they went and video cam’d the whole soror house.

CLASSIC. It was on around Easter. I watched that shat like it was 1985.
OutsidetheBox

SGB
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No. :crying1: No you will not make this a thing. Muddacunt. :crying1:
FuturedocDonte

I remember police academy, but that was sometime after Roger Troutman, so, that don’t make me old yet
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Sorry. Roger came FIRST.
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We know
sassyshe

Auntie gonna get a cease and desist letter from c-error peiple next week saying that her bl8g has 0usged c-error in post-partum cause you people keep saying next week aint neva met his daddie
OutsidetheBox

Aiight Sandy Imma bite! Spill that tea! Clearly YOU KNOW SOMETHING.

<—spilt tea.
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ShadeQueen46 says:

@Outside LMAO NOOO! I was scrolling on twitter & this guy was talking about security guard booties. He said:

“Hate when them women with security guard booties say they got big a azz. Smh.”

“you know when you go downtown and you see them security in the buildings, tight pants big flat azz, yep. That’s it.”

“That’s high azz flat wide booty.”
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I think he may be talking about state office worker or food stamp clerk booty. security guard booty be giving belts a run for their money. belts be tired after a hard day’s work

security guard booty = usher board booty
Unshakable

@OTB,

She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends. Iean it’s just so……Black.
Who Dat

We know

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I was like Doc calling us ole AGANE all sideline/roundabout
*snort* YOU IS A MESS SIR.

Muddacunt <<< went back to read downstairs after @OTB said something. This is my new fave word. I used it the other day in real life.
VDot

OutsidetheBox says:

:crying1: Just read yall’s comments downstairs.

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ricanlbc says:

Why would u want a convinced felon?!! He is handsome, and I don’t even swing that way lol.

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I got questions, maybe yall go the ansas…..

This wouldn’t be the one yall named Rat Stacks would it? If so, she about that box life ?
OutsidetheBox

I was so innocent.
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:crying1: The guilt used to eat me up…Why do I feel warm? I don’t think I should feel warm.. but I could never turn away. :peek:
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OutsidetheBox says:

SGB
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No. No you will not make this a thing. Muddacunt
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once the internet gets hold of it, its all over.
FuturedocDonte

Y’all saw where them YT people named their twin boys Raekwon and Ghostface Libermann
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say what now
VDot

a frigidaire turned on its side..

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Whenever the word frigidare is used? :crying1:
Wasting time

Muddacunt <<< went back to read downstairs after @OTB said something. This is my new fave word. I used it the other day in real life.
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I did too and told the blog.
I text Mr. Time and called him a Muddacunter and he called me on my job phone and asked what I said about his momma Someone said I wasn't being loyal to the blog though
Who Dat

security guard booty = usher board booty

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Like your name is Edna Mae. Like it took you DECADES to grow it.
OutsidetheBox

Both was my SHAT. I think Revenge of the Nerds takes it first for me though. The gay black dude Lamar. The dayum Olympic game where they was drunk on the big wheels. The fact they had a dude in it named Booger. The pie with the pic of girl tiddays at the bottom. The fact that they went and video cam’d the whole soror house.

CLASSIC. It was on around Easter. I watched that shat like it was 1985.
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Booger! And Lamar. :crying1: The first time I saw Low Down Dirty Shame I bet my brother a dollar that Lamar was Jada’s boy… I still owe him that dollar.
Unshakable

@VDot,

Or like my Big Granny would say…. icebox.
Wasting time

FuturedocDonte says:

Y’all saw where them YT people named their twin boys Raekwon and Ghostface Libermann
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say what now
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It’s Googleable (T.I. VC )
They BC hit the web and I saw it on Dish Nation and ZMT
GellySammich

security guard booty = usher board booty
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Ohmuhgawd they are the same. you said they all retire and decide to serve the Lord.
NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

so yall saying future across the world working on his next baby, well album i mean and this is neither ciara nor the correct baby? what if she magically comes up with dreads now in all her pics?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

Muddacunt <<< went back to read downstairs after @OTB said something. This is my new fave word. I used it the other day in real life.

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Ain't it just the best… Gotta love the roses Even the ones that try too hard
bama_n_jersey

I remember Police Academy…Doc got everybody thinking they are old..
OutsidetheBox

I think he may be talking about state office worker or food stamp clerk booty. security guard booty be giving belts a run for their money. belts be tired after a hard day’s work

security guard booty = usher board booty
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User when I say I cant fawking STAND you :crying1:
Wasting time

Even the ones that try too hard
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NOT TADAY MISSY J!

**I’m here for it though**
OutsidetheBox

I got questions, maybe yall go the ansas…..

This wouldn’t be the one yall named Rat Stacks would it? If so, she about that box life ?
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IDK! I saw that naturally.. But I need Mirs to tell me if that her. No gravi messing me up..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

security guard booty be giving belts a run for their money. belts be tired after a hard day’s work

security guard booty = usher board booty

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How do you manage not to run into walls and doors?
NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS
VDot

security guard booty be giving belts a run for their money. belts be tired after a hard day’s work

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Who Dat

Booger! And Lamar. The first time I saw Low Down Dirty Shame I bet my brother a dollar that Lamar was Jada’s boy… I still owe him that dollar.
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When that soft spoken sissy turned out the talent show though? I think that is my fave part of that whole MOVIE. That and when they went to see head of the black frat (Bernie Casey)

Lamar: *whispers Mike Jackson voice* Clap your hands everybawdee.

Imma find that movie online and watch that ish this weekend.
OutsidetheBox

I did too and told the blog.
I text Mr. Time and called him a Muddacunter and he called me on my job phone and asked what I said about his momma Someone said I wasn’t being loyal to the blog though
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At the risk of alienating folks can I just say im with them! Be loyal to the blog! I mean you can use it on your husband but you cant tell him where it came from!

We all went to school together. Graduate or otherwise. It don’t matter. But we went to school together. or coworkers. We work together too. *slams drawer open and shut*

BTW did Trend ever show up? She got the ansas?
OutsidetheBox

How do you manage not to run into walls and doors?
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:crying1: The next time you are at any chicken joint…any burger spot..just look at the crew maneuvering around the manager’s ass. Yes its always the manager. :crying1:

<— how manager's slide thru them tight spaces..
bama_n_jersey

Low Down Dirty Shame is my all time favorite movie…I don’t know why, but I LOVE that movie
User Friendly

missyJ says:

How do you manage not to run into walls and doors?
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its a party in my brain
FuturedocDonte

Lamar: *whispers Mike Jackson voice* Clap your hands everybawdee.
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aRoTh

VDot says:

a frigidaire turned on its side..

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Whenever the word frigidare is used?
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Or an “icebox”. LMAO
OutsidetheBox

Decades to grow? :crying1:
bama_n_jersey

Even the ones that try too hard
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cause I know y’all see all the font and not responding…
Unshakable

@WhoDat,

On low down dirty shame, they had a talent show? i owe you a dollar and we ain’t eem place no bet, cuz i shole don’t remma dat part.
aRoTh

Police Academy was on LAST NIGHT! I didn’t watch it tho’.

Revenge of the Nerds
Porky’s
Police Academy
and
Animal House

WERE MY MOVIES!
http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

I love her play play dreads. I was thinking about getting them over mine to add length, but the customer I saw getting it done and the stylist told me that the process is painful to the tenth power.

Sorry I missed the cutie convict post. I had an update in case yall ain’t see it. A news station interviewed him in the pokey. He is not as fine on video as he is in that pic. The video was bad though because it was shot through a glass barrier. You couldn’t even see his tats. His teeth are not rotten and he does have a nice smile. He’s skinny, married and well spoken. If you were wondering how he made it to 30 gang banging, it’s because he did a 10 year bid. No one has said why he was in the pokey for 10 years, but when the reporter asked him about the tear drop he said that he has done some things in his past that he is ashamed of. He says people are mistaken. He’s no king pin. I personally ain’t heard no one say that about him.
aRoTh

O’an I liked The Blues Brothers for some reason too. The old AND new one.
OutsidetheBox

so yall saying future across the world working on his next baby, well album i mean and this is neither ciara nor the correct baby? what if she magically comes up with dreads now in all her pics?
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<_<

No we are saying: This is Ciara. Wearing hair like Future's (nic name). With baby Future (real name).

Sandra didn't say anything about an album. Don't put words in her font.
Unshakable

OTB,

The manager slides thru because they lubricate the side of the walls withen crisco or chicken/french fry grease.
Who Dat

@Unshake. No. Revenge of The Nerds.

I DID love Low Down Dirty Shame though. If Revenge of the Nerds is epitome of an 80’s movie…. then LDDS is epitome of a 90’s one. Jada with that short blonde cut? Fuego.
User Friendly

The next time you are at any chicken joint…any burger spot..just look at the crew maneuvering around the manager’s ass. Yes its always the manager.

<— how manager's slide thru them tight spaces..
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its true! you have to have certain ass dimensions to wear that starched uniform. everybody aint able
OutsidetheBox

Ain’t it just the best… Gotta love the roses Even the ones that try too hard
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FOH. :crying1: Your voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

Low Down Dirty Shame is my all time favorite movie

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LOVE THAT MOVIE!
Unshakable

Bama,

i loved that movie as well. Especisally when waymon said “good morning shaaaammmme” with a lil extra sugah. Shame looked at him like, you bet not say nothin to me!
Unshakable

@WhoDat,

Guhl, wasn’t pre-hollywood, project flavored Jada just errythang? She still bad now, but back then, homegirl was dope!
bama_n_jersey

YES!!!! The mister hate when I put that movie on. I can recite it all the way through too… You want some Sauusage”…
Wasting time

At the risk of alienating folks can I just say im with them! Be loyal to the blog! I mean you can use it on your husband but you cant tell him where it came from!
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I’m good then, I didn’t tell him where I got it from.
They said I wasn’t loyal for using it outside the blog
OutsidetheBox

You want some sausages?
aRoTh

OTB:

We all went to school together. Graduate or otherwise. It don’t matter. But we went to school together
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B/C THAT’S EXACTLY HOW a “former” ROSE told some other roses to introduce ourselves to her husband. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VDot

<— how manager's slide thru them tight spaces..

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Yes! Booty be all in the way. Mite as well prop the chicken box on it while slangin breasts and wangs in the box
OutsidetheBox

They said I wasn’t loyal for using it outside the blog
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Whaaaaa. Well ex-communicate me then cause I use all your shit IRL. Be straight cracking myself up! Gotta be careful my people don’t try to Baker Act me

Sheeewwwww I cant wait to use Dubb’s meat magic in somebody’s trunk!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

B/C THAT’S EXACTLY HOW a “former” ROSE told some other roses to introduce ourselves to her husband.

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*Put’s on my question axin V font*

What happened? Why? Y’all met up for a blog orgy that husband had to belee was just a stroke of luck and not a carefully planned out affair?
OutsidetheBox

Im ctfu….if you live in a town with Work release centers/prisons and the like, you can see the FINEST men in the country.

Listen they been down 4, 5, 10yurrs…aint nothing but 3 hots and a cot plus some workout equipment provided to them? They skin be looking clear, fresh and good and they be cut like Not that I had one.. ijs Ive seen them..
OutsidetheBox

question axin V font
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:crying1: BOL!!! @Spot, baby you became a thing.

Smart ppl ask questions. That’s what my mama always said.
Unshakable

@User Friendly,

They are able to glide thru those spaces because they lubricated the walls with chicken or french fry grease.

@Bama,

Me and you voth. I know the theme song and alla dat. Girl, minus all that cursing, i lubs that movie. Jada blow drying those long swv nails!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

Mowning to all all the ladies, hoes, wives, mommas, and sluts in here.
Who Dat

C THAT’S EXACTLY HOW a “former” ROSE told some other roses to introduce ourselves to her husband.
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*Put’s on my question axin V font*

What happened? Why? Y’all met up for a blog orgy that husband had to belee was just a stroke of luck and not a carefully planned out affair?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
We all met on THIS blog and it seems weird as FAWK to tell a MAN or hell alot of folks…I talk to them all day long. I met them on the internet. On a gosspi blog. And I was dumb enough to give them fools my contact info and meet them in real life.

He aint never AX though @Aroth. Either time I done seen him/talk to him on phone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

@OTB

You saw your husband and his wife having another baby huh?
aRoTh

Missy J says:

What happened? Why? Y’all met up for a blog orgy that husband had to belee was just a stroke of luck
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:stop: It was for HER baby shower. Husband don’t know US from a can of paint, then folks just show up to a baby shower. Husband gone ask “Hahpo, who deez ppl.” Had to be schooled on how we met. Saying we met on a blog is not normal.

@Dubb tell’em please. *sigh*
Unshakable

@OTB,

That is so true. Why do summa the best looking ones be either jail bait or gay? I mean dang!
VDot

*Put’s on my question axin V font*

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OutsidetheBox

I messed around and said “friends” one time..tombout yall and the Beez called me on it.

Was like “where they at, Mum? ”

“Why don’t we see them *mouth twists* ..”
Wasting time

Mowning to all all the ladies, hoes, wives, mommas, and sluts in here.

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I think he said Hello to me 5 times
Who Dat

I still got tears @174. Cause she was like ummmm….if my hubby ASK YALL…that is the story we rolling with.
aRoTh

Thank you @Dubb

*needs to hit F5 quicker*
OutsidetheBox

Mowning to all all the ladies, hoes, wives, mommas, and sluts in here.

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I think he said Hello to me 5 times
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You say you every woman huh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

Savannah has completely mastered the business of puzzy management.

Everytime LeBron due for a new contract she get pregant. EVERYTIME!
User Friendly

pre-hollywood, project flavored
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

@Dubb @Aroth

I know what you mean. I have a BEST FRIEND I met on BawSip. It’s hard as heck trying to get across that we met on a blog, exchanged emails, and I was fool enough to go visit, and it’s a dude but it ain’t no tho. So now I just say we met at summer cmap
ShadeQueen46

I got 2 aunties with the big ol ursher board booties! One got a gold tooth & still rocks crochet braids & the other gotta walk with a limp cause her butt so big.
OutsidetheBox

Celebs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

@WASTING TIME
“Mowning to all all the ladies, hoes, wives, mommas, and sluts in here.

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I think he said Hello to me 5 times”
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VDot

Smart ppl ask questions. That’s what my mama always said.

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Im smart enough to know yall be having the ansas!

A couple of years ago, we had a blog meet up in the Chi. I told my mama I was going to meet up with some e-friends, she was like You trust these people?

Now, present time after she seen pics and chit, “You still talk to your e-friends? What’s been going on with them?” She undastand now
luVn_liFe…

We Still here SANDRA?!!?
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ShadeQueen46 says:

I got 2 aunties with the big ol ursher board booties! One got a gold tooth & still rocks crochet braids & the other gotta walk with a limp cause her butt so big.
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she got lombadosis for real
Who Dat

then folks just show up to a baby shower
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I done went to an Easter Egg hunt
A baby shower
Going back down there on 11th.
Talk shyt to him on the phone during the sports seasons.

Each time that dude is like if you with HUH… you family. No questions asked :wave:
Wasting time

Mowning to all all the ladies, hoes, wives, mommas, and sluts in here.

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I think he said Hello to me 5 times
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You say you every woman huh
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It’s all in meeeeeee
Anything you want done baby
I do it naturally
OutsidetheBox

Savannah banana fukk her anna. :crying1:
NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

alrighty then bytches!!! if you dnt read it then bytches dnt respond with yall lacking good sense a$$e$
all i wanna know is…who theeee heyall are yall?? 1st-you can leave my friend outta this cuz she came here on her own merits and fit in…she know me and she know fa damn sho ima habitual line crosser and a true to life no fukks giver…i realize yall in a tight a$$ circle fist pumping and chanting #NoNewFriends with a couple people in the corna saying yeah what they said…i get the fact yall got sum teacup pitbulls at the door and SUMBODY gotta ankle bite the newbies and all, but guess what? i still came back when i got back to work, ima still comment, and ima still joke around even if it ain’t on a friendly level with yall…if you can recollect…not once did i ask about yalls stats, why? hmmmmmm, nah dnt give a fukk there…not once did i ask yall to believe a joke that happened between me and MY FRIEND that i work with, i laughed cuz iono if yall know, but uhhh no fukks where given then about yalls feelings on what i had going on…at the risk of sounding emotional and sensitive like the rest of yall do, cuz i mean who else can you call “emotional/sensitive” if not for the muhfukkas that get mad and all up in arms baout YOUR friend messing with YOU on YOUR computer but THEY dont get it so it CANT happen. if those are the then ima def break that…i do however apologize for not to any of yall when yall fonted all over me and didnt agree with how i portrayed my e-life on here so far…but again blows in yalls face..whatcha gon do?
now i know summa yall gotta ban together and others will have to keep their day job of riding the coattails of the ones that swear they me i know that summa yall came here at first and then had to revamp ya lil personality and now you feel like you got a home cuz you can run up and and wha-la, you’re not an outcast anymore. i’m sure i’ll be called emotional, lame, sensitive and blah blah and so on and so forth…cuz oh but wait*nice music*, we were just playing, and joking and this that and the 3rd…but oh wait *dark music* no we weren’t playing cuz she “manufactured a crisis” to get ppl to talk to her or to say what she wanted to…#fact-i had a situtation in one of the 1st days i was here UNDER MY OWN NAME, hmmmmm so she couldn’t be tryna hide that..#fact-i coulda took the easy road out and said yea im bi polar or nah my friend gets on here too and she was just messing with yall…i couldve said anything other than that to get out of what happened, but damnit i just cant help but to tell the truth and think its funny, but oh wait, i cant hae friends according to this blog cuz they dnt see fit GTFOHWTS!!! yall cant stand me but yet can’t WAIT to say sumn slick so you can eitha A. say ugh another sensitive newbie, ima bully her cuz she doesnt belong :dead:, B. say im just playing why so serious, you must be emotional or bi polar, C. say ooh she dnt fit in with the rest of our do as i say not as i do crew, or D. she fake and all the other letters yall can come up with. yall ho”s wanted a rant, ya got one! now whatchall gon do? font me to death? speak bad about my e-life? or wait wait, say im REALLY sensitive this time and i do too much, or no, what about or maybe she crazy and lets all get together and ignore her, but only sumtimes until we see fit!
yall sum characters, and i do mean characters in this game yall call “WE OWN THIS HERE BLOG”…i can do this all day and i can still come back until the owner blocks me so yall might wanna get ur petitions of no new friends out and email to sandra cuz ultimately noe of yall will ever be able to get rid of me urselves…so sorry so again i say, whatchall gon do?? igg me, try to go in? whateva yall do yall gotta unhook all yalls bff’s foreva bracelets and come up with a plan, cuz this shyt right here is heee-larious!!!
1st they was all
then they was all
then they was all
then they was like
then they was
now im just like bytches!!!

bytches reading this may be salty, ,feelin sum typa way, not caring, ignoring, shocked and pearl clutching, :violin:, , or anything else you muhfukkas can thank of ask me if i care??? that’s ok, i’ll wait. and omg i did all this without saying yall lonely, fat, ugly,sum kind of such and suches, and all of whatever yall always be saying is being said…
mrs_warren_08

I guess he was trying to shut everyone up but he forgot to include the other 20 kids
ShadeQueen46

Ima pearl clutching newbie cause I dont have a clue whats going on with that long arse story.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Auntie Sandrita,

How art thou? May I do medical minute on next week?
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I’m sorry, hun. The answer is no. Medical Minutes can not be used for folly.
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