Rap mogul T.I. introduced Detroit rapper Dej Loaf during his live chat with Hot 97’s Ebro Rosenberg on Tuesday. T.I. was in NY to promote his new album Paperwork, in stores now.
T.I. told the audience at S.O.B.‘s that he thought Dej Loaf was a boy until he watched her music video for her gangsta rap single “Try Me”. She does sound a little like Kriss Kross from back in the day.
Dej Loaf performed with Remy Ma, Jadakiss and Styles P at Santo’s Party House last night.
T.I. also discussed that all-important phone call he made to rap icon Snoop Dogg asking him to back off his all out assault on female rapper Iggy Azalea.
T.I. said Snoop told him “Hey, I know what you calling for, and guess what? It’s over.” T.I. added “Me and him have a longstanding relationship.”
Watch both videos below.


Loaf?? As in sandwich bread
Who is this child with what looks to be my Great Granny mink coat
I love the beat but the lyrics are just a tad too horrific for my taste.
Dej Loaf
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How Unique
Missy,
Ok….you saw that too? Guhl, I started thankin bout some salmon croquettes and bread when i saw that. Guhl, i just needed some kool-aid
Ummmm this is a girl aint it. I think I woke up early Sat. morning and saw someone that looks like her on videos.
Rap mogul T.I. …
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Sandra need some new friends…
NYC rapper Dej Loaf
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I don’t like this rap name
Why this bulldagger rapping about try me try me they’ll find a dead body.. Body
Meat Loaf :stop: that lifestyle ain’t work for Brat and it sholl ain’t gone work for you
@User,
What is Salmon croquettes talmbout in the lyrics?
SOTHERNGRL says:
Ummmm this is a girl aint it. I think I woke up early Sat. morning and saw someone that looks like her on videos.
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the video is about as bare bones as it gets.
…..but that beat is sick tho
Ayeeeeeeeeeee! :woot:
Very unique, who picked that name
NYC rapper Dej Loaf
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she from DETROIT, Sandra.
her accent is worlds different.
Unshakable says:
@User,
What is Salmon croquettes talmbout in the lyrics?
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murder and lots of it.
Great Granny mink coat
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@Dubb you see yo boi Jadakiss in the video. Come out and talk with us about it.
I already want him to swap Iggy out with her and I haven’t even heard her yet
salmon croquettes

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LorT
I haven’t had these in forever! :crying1:
Jada
BRING BACK DUBB
All these DUbb memories 
I love the beat but the lyrics are just a tad too horrific for my taste.
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She going in.
But I kinda love it.
In that, Ayeeeeeeeee! way.
Like Shmoney!
I
mink coats 
Speaking of meat loaf I just saw some pics of DeAnglelo performing with Angie Stone. He looks like he kept asking the Chinese Buffet How Does It Feel to get his whole paycheck about 8 times a week
Speaking of meat loaf I just saw some pics of DeAnglelo
LorT
I haven’t had these in forever!
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Awww! We need to be neighbors. I would stay branging some chit over. Im the best kinda friend. Dont wanna be fat by my lonesome.
Terrible.
Dej Loaf- Is it Dej as in a short name for Deja? Or is it pronounced De-Jay? Or just dej?
Loaf? As in a loaf of mushed white bread? A loaf of Honey Wheat bread? Meat loaf? Her head is kinda oblonged… is it because of that?
I thought was was from Detroit????
Speaking of meat loaf I just saw some pics of DeAnglelo performing with Angie Stone. He looks like he kept asking the Chinese Buffet How Does It Feel to get his whole paycheck about 8 times a week
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Welp. :crying1: Thats it. Bout to get fired. Thanks. a lot.

Remy!
Salmon croquettes
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*lightbulb* Dinner!
Sorry *she
T.I. told the audience at S.O.B.‘s that he thought Dej Loaf was a boy until he watched her music video for her gangsta rap single “Try Me”.
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Was that a selling point of some sort??
Rib its Jada!!!!
!!
come out for Jada boo
In my head I would SO hang with Remy.
When her and her hubby was on the cypher
<–me. But when that heffa said Kim and Kanye in ref to Black love i almost fought my damn Bravia. 
luVn_liFe… says:
salmon croquettes

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LorT
I haven’t had these in forever! :crying1:
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I was a little girl last time I had some. Had em with maple sur-rup, biscuts, and or grape jelly. :crying1: I miss em..
I think I might make them soon. I know lil razz isn’t going to appreciate it, but that’s ok cause me and baby razz will.
Wait :stop:
Jada and Styles on the Remix? That is the only version I know!
Salmon croquettes
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*lightbulb* Dinner!
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Never liked Salmon croquettes
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SummerBaby says:
I
mink coats 

October 22, 2014 at 2:13 pm
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You was wearing them Sean John dog eat meat fur coats like User?
He looks like he kept asking the Chinese Buffet How Does It Feel to get his whole paycheck about 8 times a week
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Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
YEEST!! :woot:
OutsidetheBox says: LorT
I haven’t had these in forever!
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Awww! We need to be neighbors. I would stay branging some chit over.
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:crying1: I need you in my life guuhhhl! My sis used to make em for me.
I caint do it. Im at a point in my life I Loathe cooking
I do enough to get by for hubby
shout out to Remy’s tatas
they looking right nice up there
I do love the beat and the hook on this song. It is pretty ratchet tho. I can’t help it.
Salmon croquettes
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*lightbulb* Dinner!
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Gotta be made with fresh spinach inside.
You was wearing them Sean John dog eat meat fur coats like User
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Neck itching just thinking about it :smh:
Was that a selling point of some sort??

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He was trying to let the world know he ain’t trying to smash it’s all about the talent?
@Fren when I heard that on the cypher I was like
Dej Loaf- Is it Dej as in a short name for Deja? Or is it pronounced De-Jay? Or just dej?
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Uncouth American… It’s pronounced De-Juh Low-ah-fay…
I
mink coats 

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Y’all so the video of Jody addressing Spanky
Jody got on a mink/fur/dog/rat/possum coat in the video but it looks hot outside.
I like that try me song I thought it was a boy when I first heard it on the radio
Uncouth American
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aRoTh says:
Salmon croquettes
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*lightbulb* Dinner!
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spinach? Hmmm…
my grandmother never made them with spinach. I think she just mixed them with eggs and bread crumbs (and seasoning of course) thus being able to eat them the way we did.
Gotta be made with fresh spinach inside.
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You was wearing them Sean John dog eat meat fur coats like User?
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No, but I had a fake fur Tiffany Blue vest I used to love!
I am tired of seeing the lil niggas and those rusty trigga fingaz but that’s hood life for ya
Uncouth American… It’s pronounced De-Juh Low-ah-fay…
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Urmuhgawt
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He was like I sing because I like the attention but I hate the attention at the same time..
So I eat because I HURT. I hurt because I eat … I get attention because I can sing… I get attention because I am fat.. I am fat because I sing
Beta says:
I am tired of seeing the lil niggas and those rusty trigga fingaz but that’s hood life for ya
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I wonder what they do when they get to jail and there are no more guns and they actually have to fist fight.
Dej Loaf BAD!!!!!!!!!!!! THO
yall gotta check out the pics of her in the bed that her ex leaked. they aint nudes but they got her in skinty panties yes lawd
I wonder what they do when they get to jail and there are no more guns and they actually have to fist fight.
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“Square up nicca”.
“Square up nicca”.
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nah, they probably just iron sammiches and warsh draws and deal.
Gotta be made with fresh spinach inside.
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Expound on this please
ugh… I’m gonna stick to the remix
.
Im at a point in my life I Loathe cooking
I do enough to get by for hubby
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Welp @Luvvie you and I are in the same damn boat. Sometimes I sit here thinking about cooking and I get so damn angered.
Once I was able to get past Dj meatloaf golden ticket candy wrapper jacket and listen to the song Remy did that work
I won the $305!! on the radio
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lemme hold sumthin
VDot the only way I can see spinach incorporated is if they may them like crab cakes.
Sometimes I sit here thinking about cooking and I get so damn angered.
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ME alla DA TIME!!
but right NOW ALL IS GOODT! :woot:
You was wearing them Sean John dog eat meat fur coats like User
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Me and my niece were hanging/left from eating brunch. She’s 4 in my backseat with her new coat on.
Niece: VV Do you like my new coat?
V: I sure do baby
Niece: It’s nice isn’t it? You see it has fur on the inside (not really fur, cream lining – not sure of real name) and dog fur on the collar. *strokes collar*
V: Did you say dog fur?
*REAL TEARS*
Gosh I
that girl
my grandmother never made them with spinach. I think she just mixed them with eggs and bread crumbs (and seasoning of course) thus being able to eat them the way we did.
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Eggs, bread crumbs, seasonings, spinach (fresh or frozen chopped) and coat them in cornmeal or Andy’s cornmeal (if ya fancy). Fry’em up with a side of brown rice and a drizzle of Honey California French dressing on top.
Then go SMACK yo granny……
j/k 
luVn_liFe… says:
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I’m assuming half is going towards my bebe giff…
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stop playing
KABYEYOU says:
Dej Loaf BAD!!!!!!!!!!!! THO
yall gotta check out the pics of her in the bed that her ex leaked. they aint nudes but they got her in skinty panties yes lawd
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Bruh you already know to link it or put it as your gravie
Me: Mmmmm. *slow swivel turning towards her*
*slow swivel back around*
She started to walk off and I said, "oh..Looks like… *looks at second screen* Thursday too. And then I issued her ass an audible "hmmm"*
I aint lying to nobody but me…and you…and me…but you especially.

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Remy got that ” hood girl on the stoop that can stretch $46 dollars into 2 weeks of groceries and who can roll a blunt while driving 90 mph and cuss you out at the same time ” fine with her . she always been built like that or did jail do her body good?
So I eat because I HURT. I hurt because I eat … I get attention because I can sing… I get attention because I am fat.. I am fat because I sing
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missyJ says: lemme hold sumthin

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I won the $305!! on the radio
@Luvvie Sonny Boy won $305. Memba he wants a new car.
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Uncouth American… It’s pronounced De-Juh Low-ah-fay…
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Also the one where the teacher reading off the names :crying1: its “how black ppl get mad when the teacher fukk up they name” OMG. Funny.
WAYMENT Kab is you saying meatloaf bad like you would smash??? Likes move YA pannies to the side let a nucca slide through????
KABYEYOU says:
Remy got that ” hood girl on the stoop that can stretch $46 dollars into 2 weeks of groceries and who can roll a blunt while driving 90 mph and cuss you out at the same time ” fine with her . she always been built like that or did jail do her body good?
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she been like that and I been in love
Remy got that ” hood girl on the stoop that can stretch $46 dollars into 2 weeks of groceries and who can roll a blunt while driving 90 mph and cuss you out at the same time ” fine with her . she always been built like that or did jail do her body good?
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VDot the only way I can see spinach incorporated is if they may them like crab cakes
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O’an a tiny insy binsy bit of finely diced/chopped (red – for more “bite”) onions.
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EWWWWWW *stankface* I ain’t trusted a white bish on the job since ’11. Real life. I DON’T TRUST THEM WHITE DEVILS
:satan: :devil:
Meat Loaf :stop: that lifestyle ain’t work for Brat and it sholl ain’t gone work for you
Me and my niece were hanging/left from eating brunch. She’s 4 in my backseat with her new coat on.
Niece: VV Do you like my new coat?
V: I sure do baby
Niece: It’s nice isn’t it? You see it has fur on the inside (not really fur, cream lining – not sure of real name) and dog fur on the collar. *strokes collar*
V: Did you say dog fur? *REAL TEARS*
Gosh I that girl
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I have got to get me a kid in my life. These kids are hilarious.
Im at a point in my life I Loathe cooking
I do enough to get by for hubby
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Welp @Luvvie you and I are in the same damn boat. Sometimes I sit here thinking about cooking and I get so damn angered.
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Thats my calm place. My nom youn rack kee oh.
Folk can tell when im stressed. Have several home baked goods avail. Two meats with dinner. Pot roast on a tuesday night.. 
@Luvvie Sonny Boy won $305. Memba he wants a new car.
EYE Know
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fren I can’t stand that. I am NEVER OUT. Anytime I am it’s a fiasco like the whole building in chaos. I just decided to take another Friday off soon. Just cause.
Eggs, bread crumbs, seasonings, spinach (fresh or frozen chopped) and coat them in cornmeal or Andy’s cornmeal (if ya fancy). Fry’em up with a side of brown rice and a drizzle of Honey California French dressing on top.
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I’m C&P’ing and sending this recipe to my phone now. I’ma try it out
OTB, that’s busy bishes in the work field
Can’t stand ’em
I
not working with woman 
Fromthe mouths of babes tho
Dog fur, u bish. Roof. 
Sothern – I
other people’s kids. She’s my little homie forreal. 
I’m assuming half is going towards my bebe giff…
just kidding. Spend it on a day at the spa!
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Yeen playing.
Yeen nothing but a “lil bit” pregnant and already the world need to stop!

Bitch. BYE. Why WOMEN do that?
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overseer blood in her vAin, plus
like V. said 
MisTaken: Loyal reader
and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior
says:
WAYMENT Kab is you saying meatloaf bad like you would smash??? Likes move YA pannies to the side let a nucca slide through????
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yea, like she not kim k bad or taraji bad but she around the way bad
LuvLife you going all out for his new ride yo?
A fleece lining? Sherpa for the fancy?
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YASSS a fleece lining!! I couldn’t think of it for sh!t. I told her granny and mama, we all laughed until we got tears. I thought of yall azzes too
TI is so cute!
Thats my calm place. My nom youn rack kee oh. Folk can tell when im stressed. Have several home baked goods avail. Two meats with dinner. Pot roast on a tuesday night..
I went from :woot: I’m bout to cook up something to
I’m bout to throw some chit together. damn
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@OTB it used to be mine. Not now.
I just got two calls from people talking bout they heard me on the radio
Also the one where the teacher reading off the names :crying1:
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Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says: LuvLife you going all out for his new ride yo?

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nawhh maYne, he’s getting a hoopty, he is TO irresponsible for a financed car
What’re you doing on thee radio?
Two meats with dinner. Pot roast on a tuesday night..
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@Aroth,
My mom uses mackarel to make her salmon croquets. She mixes in onion, bell peppers, egg, and uses the corn.meal batter to fry em up. She makes hers with white rice and babay! That is all she wrote! Guhl, guhl, guhl. They are so well seasoned that you can munch on em for like 3 days. Me and the family dog get our whole entire life!
I just got two calls from people talking bout they heard me on the radio
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and can they hole someting ?
Me and the family dog get our whole entire life!
@VDot,
Insatiable appetite……is you pregnit? I had a dream about some fish
I have got to get me a kid in my life. These kids are hilarious.
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They truly are. They will keep you young from laffing.
I wanna make my lil neice my gravi. Lawd yall would die to see this lipstank she wearing….or should i say thats wearing her. She two. she come in my house and go straight to my lippie bin. Yall know we got African mouths (
Font something. ) so she be coloring all up and around the mouth but her mouth so damn big? (genetic..her mama AND daddy
) that basically half her face “coloured”? :crying1: OLIVE JUICE HER.
Correction needed.
Dej (pronounced ‘Dayge’ for the slow)
is from Detroit. East side. Fairview & Mack, to be exact. Thank yew.
Continue.
:sipstea:
Tell ’em KC!

:2dance:
“If the Keyshia Cole / K. Michelle tour don’t come with a beauty shop meet and greets; they’ve failed”
I hate black twatter
I wanna make my lil neice my gravi. Lawd yall would die to see this lipstank she wearing….or should i say thats wearing he
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SWEAR I was just thinking I wanna make my niece my gravi. Honey got on my red lip stank, posing on the stairs giving FACE!! Homegirl can pose her azz off.
I may just put it on IG.
fren I can’t stand that. I am NEVER OUT. Anytime I am it’s a fiasco like the whole building in chaos. I just decided to take another Friday off soon. Just cause.
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I wanted to get petty cause bitch i was here till almost eight monday night so come again? :eyeroll: But i leave her be cause she aint swift as she THINK she is.
Its always like that with those kind. she got 2 kids and a hubby and a live in mother law but be the first one to call out bout something. :confused: One thing about it, a good nigra quota filler is harder to find than a run of the mill becky. She better gone.
Insatiable appetite……is you pregnit?
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was that on Key & Peele? instead of him calling out Denise, he gone enunciate “DeeNice” …and then look perplexed cause nobody answering
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!!!! We dont get to catch KeyandPeele much on teevee but were big net fans of them! My kids said they think the vine was first!!!
BUT key and peele are able to run the joke longer.
Thats the one. WE LIVE!
What’re you doing on thee radio?
Reporting on somebody agane?
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she was snitchin her arse off for a min wont she?!
Hey DTTS!

Only correction I’m gone make about it too.
I’m just watching. Taking it all in.
They truly are. They will keep you young from laffing.
We dont have any little ones AT ALL my niece is the “baby” and hell she sixteen.Sothern1 is 27 I asked him when are you gonna have me a grandbaby boy damn. Him:
Lady you are crazy, I mean you are really something else. Me: 
I wanna make my lil neice my gravi. Lawd yall would die to see this lipstank she wearing….or should i say thats wearing her. She two. she come in my house and go straight to my lippie bin. Yall know we got African mouths ( Font something. ) so she be coloring all up and around the mouth but her mouth so damn big? (genetic..her mama AND daddy ) that basically half her face “coloured”? OLIVE JUICE HER.
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@OTB so she walking around like Lisa Turtle did her makeup.
Unshakable says:
@Aroth,
My mom uses mackarel to make her salmon croquets. She mixes in onion, bell peppers, egg, and uses the corn.meal batter to fry em up. She makes hers with white rice and babay! That is all she wrote! Guhl, guhl, guhl. They are so well seasoned that you can munch on em for like 3 days. Me and the family dog get our whole entire life!
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and don’t forget the sweet peas cooked in chicken broth, lots of fresh cracked pepper, butter and a panch of diced/finely chopped onions!
My great aunt use to make DA BEST (Khaled voice) sweet peas on earf……….until I found out her “secret” ingredient.. :crying1: And without that “secret” ingredient, they ain’t been right since! *sobs uncontrollably*
Reporting on somebody agane?


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NO, lol. I’ve been trying to win this money for three weeks!
the PEEL is back ON
WASTING
nawh I aint got nothing, those $300 dollars are for tax,tag,title :crying1:
DAMN Kids!
I know the root cause of it I believe
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Premenstrual.
Come Through Nancy Drew
says: What’re you doing on thee radio?
Reporting on somebody agane?
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she was snitchin her arse off for a min wont she?!


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Im such a busy body at times. ION curr
@otb,
You say you is an educated negra, huh? The spryte don’t know what time it is!
Chile I don’t like how some of them try to smile in your face knowing full well they don’t like you. If you don’t care for me, whatchu all breathing in my face fah? Smelling like marlboros, anaconda deferred dreams, and shalimar with a hint of regret.
I’m bout to throw some chit together. damn
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She said if it dont turn out imma tell them you said.. I cut her off and said TELL THEM I SAID PUT MORE BBQ SAUCE ON IT

until I found out her “secret” ingredient.
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What was it?
I am THIS close to e smacking the SMOKE out of this lady. First of all she can’t really speak English BEAR LEE. I get you the Dir of the blah blah blah blah… you can learn how to speak for your people tho in AMERIKKA. She has left me 2 voicemails since yesterday after 2 pm and called 4 times. I called her back yesterday and her mailbox was full….. She called me back today apologizing for not being about ish ..i call her RIGHT BACK… no answer. I leave her an extensive voice mail and tell her to EMAIL ME THE information. I SAY WHAT I SAY IN MY VOICEMAIL THAT EMAIL IS THE BEST WAY TO REACH ME AND GIVE IT OUT AGAIN.
This can’t be real life. I get that professional aspect of you return a message in the same format but I tried twice. The trick won’t listen to what I need. She steady
me like she trying to CONVERSATE
I am going to google her and email her 
I left for lunch and this muddasucka called me 4 times and left 2 messages. First message was like “helllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” second message was “I am sorry we keep playing phone tag heh heh heh… I thought I left the information on your vm last time what I need is…………..” phone hangs up. MAN GET THEE ENTIRE FOK up out my life. I can’t
.. I cut her off and said TELL THEM I SAID PUT MORE BBQ SAUCE ON IT

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Loaf performed? When? In 86? I guess they going with old school Rap FLAVA.
Then the Possum/Raccoon Blend she has on. Just bad taste, like a Stale LOAF
wanna make my lil neice my gravi. Lawd yall would die to see this lipstank she wearing….or should i say thats wearing her. She two. she come in my house and go straight to my lippie bin.
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dewit! dewit!
nawhh maYne, he’s getting a hoopty, he is TO irresponsible for a financed car
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OTB17 rather ride the bus than get this scooter/moped we offered her.
Oh you fancy.
Get your ass out there to that bus stop.
We live bout five miles at the most from the school she wouldnt have to be on main roads or nothing. But “her hair” she say. :eyeroll:
#chillen!
Hold on one sec.
I know the root cause of it I believe
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*inch fingers* Maybe.
Dej (pronounced ‘Dayge’ for the slow)
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Alright thats it I guess I get the damn contained :trohy: tuday because I am slower than slow I need a breakdown of the breakdown I cant pronounce ‘Dayge’. FML
MisTaken: Loyal reader
and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior
says:
I am THIS close to e smacking the SMOKE out of this lady.
*goes byke to see*
VDot says:
until I found out her “secret” ingredient.
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What was it?
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Accent Salt aka MSG bka HEADACHE causer…. :crying1:
OTB17 rather ride the bus than get this scooter/moped we offered her


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I tried the vespa last Xmas, my son said it rains too much
When he called me Monday I knew he needed something,and have been waiting for “THAT” call. I was trying to push it off as long as I could. It’s time.
He has clean DL’S for over 4 yrs, No finance means MY Name does NOT have to go on it and he can ding it up as much as he likes.
otay wers da lipthick?’
i’d have their lip gloss poppin and back then i wore the African headwraps, so we was wrapped and regal!

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@MisTake,
You know with people who are contained you have to go S-L-O-W.
@rose garden,
So why sprytes tryna keep owls as pets? When will summa them learn that their privilege don’t extend to wile animules? They ain’t meant to be domesticated. They tried that nonsense with negras, and they see what happened. We revolted and got us free!
OutsidetheBox says:
I know the root cause of it I believe
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*inch fingers* Maybe.
Is this Nassy Talk? Hmmm
You say you is an educated negra, huh? The spryte don’t know what time it is!
Chile I don’t like how some of them try to smile in your face knowing full well they don’t like you. If you don’t care for me, whatchu all breathing in my face fah? Smelling like marlboros, anaconda deferred dreams, and shalimar with a hint of regret.
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DTTS- you watch last night?!
Boy look at the time..
Catch yall from home. *duck lips* 
@Take
That is one of those bishes I would choke until she turned into a Smurf. I promise I would!
Pet Owls now

I may just put it on IG
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Am I following you or nah?
‘otay wers da lipthick?’
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA OTB11 used this lisp/voice to sing his happy birthday song!!!

SummerBaby says:
NYC rapper Dej Loaf
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I don’t like this rap name
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VERY clumsy on the tongue. No flow whatsoever!
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lovezoe says:
DTTS- you watch last night?!
Why don’t they just get that Junk Trunk towed somewhere?
Sivero MAY be a drink, but he does his job well!
Boy look at the time..
Alright thats it I guess I get the damn contained :trohy: tuday because I am slower than slow I need a breakdown of the breakdown I cant pronounce ‘Dayge’. FML
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:crying1:
MsBOOTYTHIGHS
Just tell the truth an shame the devil, that Bish ate your last Snick Snack, ain’t it?!?!?!
DTTS- well you know how I feel bout Dawson, so…. I love Casey. He done for his peeps. That BIL is a douche. Severide, I puffy heart him. That new EMT, I bet her fiancée had something to do with that. Paid someone. I told hubby I wouldn’t be surprised if he had someone rape her.
Am I following you or nah?
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I don’t think so… Are you the Outkast song on there?
VDot says:
Am I following you or nah?
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I don’t think so… Are you the Outkast song on there?
Alright thats it I guess I get the damn contained :trohy: tuday because I am slower than slow I need a breakdown of the breakdown I cant pronounce ‘Dayge’. FML
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Hey Roses
LONG! *vent*
so as i’m passing and bout to turn around and call him a whole batch of bytches sprinkled with a handful of muhfukkas, i get pushed toward him a lil by an angry midget man…so i turn around prepared to thoroughly go in and my eyes are met with no one in site until i look down at the man scurrying away..to my surprise he looks back like i was in his way and gave me the fanga, so i said fukk you lil bitty bytch and the pimp laffed and said i would make so much money offa that lil muhfukka, get em a lil cane so he can stand up right with that head and bam! he did an old man with a hurt back version of the schmoney dance is the best way to describe it…i swear!!! i sit down and got enclosed by 2 white thugs on both sides of me and they made sure to let me know they had flava by calling me ma and saying yaaa mean..wtf??? i got out of there and had to pop an angry pill cuz my nerves is bad… *end vent* thanks for letting me get this out
bye yall 
so on another episode of “As the Pain Clinic Rolls”
i walk in to pay my copay and AS SOON AS i turn around i am greeted by a pimp…blue gators, one of those japanese cartoon jackets, soft looking furry blue pants that were flooding cuz i could see his ankle indention in the boot and a hood tye dye with bleach and blue jean button up shirt…so my first thought is wtf is that, velvet? i didn’t like it so i immediately got in a bad mood off the strenf of them sensitive a$$ jeans, but i opted out of kicking his pimp cane out from under him cuz we in the pain clinic, so it really may be holin him up…so he throws his hand out for me to walk on by talm bout gone dere guhl, you got it redbone
Taken, you should change your greeting briefly and include a message for contained conchita. (do it sound like she calling from a chimley?) …anyway, change your greeting to add something like “and if this is *insert contained name* calling, como esta bish? pls type me a message on the combpewta!”
I told hubby I wouldn’t be surprised if he had someone rape her.
Uhh oh, well she should begin carrying a gun now anyway 
I’m starting not to like Dawson…
That
BIL is so wrong, and the soon to be ex is just over it!
Casey just needs to get a lawyer involved and pay for that, so that she won’t be looking stupid later. Shame…
Joker!

That BEST not be no bullshatt up there. I’m about to go see now. You bean warned now
#hailyoubeanyo
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I don’t think so… Are you the Outkast song on there?
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Yes that’s me!
My daddy/her Paw Paw was like “TF you coming from looking like jezebelle? What’s that on your lips?”
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luVn_liFe… says:
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Let’s see. According to Sandra – Most of the women criticizing Renee Zellweger’s looks don’t look half as good as she does.
Tank put on a furry blanket and made a video too. Said if Tyrese can do it, so can he.
i get pushed toward him a lil by an angry midget man…

I’ma send you a request missy and then I’ma come back to read NoJokes story
So why sprytes tryna keep owls as pets? When will summa them learn that their privilege don’t extend to wile animules? They ain’t meant to be domesticated. They tried that nonsense with negras, and they see what happened. We revolted and got us free!
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they always wanna control or dominate something (other than their own filthy vices and hateful ways)
just not my best day…not a good day at all
DTTS- that BIL gone get his. Dawson just too snooty.
Can’t wait for PD tonight. They fund out about Voight money safe. Think that girl got something to do with it.
Hey Roses
LONG! *vent*
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Before I read another comment ya’ll already gave her the contained trophy or nah????
The sprite that made my grilled cheese on today called me Ma

Hey Serious gurl
Wait, what at the entire story.
I don’t know where to begin or if I should begin. So you almost got put to work by a pimp in a costume and
by a midget? :haahah:
Zoe, Imma miss it tonight
IONO but somebody’s gotta die
But the previews looked
Imma need your Recap tomorrow
Before I read another comment ya’ll already gave her the contained trophy or nah????
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Before I read another comment ya’ll already gave her the contained trophy or nah????
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Nah she good today.
TODAY !
They tried that nonsense with negras, and they see what happened. We revolted and got us free!
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WHO SAID THIS SH!T?!!?

MsTake, she’s in pain so we just gonna tease her I guess

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so i said fukk you lil bitty bytch and the pimp laffed and said i would make so much money offa that lil muhfukka
:crying1:
@IS Listen I googled fake arse Sophia Vegalesjfonskfslk and since she the president of the place
her contact info ain’t listed. MATTA FACK AIN’T NONE OF THEY EMAILS LISTED. I loathe places like that. Like ain’t nobody trying to cuff you but your business info on here
So the only “contact us” method was via admin@______ so I wrote a 4 page letter to them like look
pass this info along to your CONTAINED PRESIDENT OF FRIJOLES that I have called numerous times. Here is the info she needs and this is what I need. I don’t think I am the person she needs…. That person’s name is __________. Don’t call me back :stop: I will not be here. Email me.
V.
He was just dressed like Ah Pimp 

The pimp was not in a costume
hey waste not want not
@vdot…i just…i just…i just wasn’t ready ya know…i couldn’t keep up
CONTAINED PRESIDENT OF FRIJOLES
I’m gonna win the trophy today cause I’m going to ask one more ‘gin!
So did anyone from here win anything yesterday ?
Who aint got no pictures???!!!
hey DTTS
don’t make fun..it’s been a hard day filled with pimps, thugs, and midgets oh my!
DTTS- :thumbsup;
@Taken check ya email!
hey NoJoke!

sounds like you’ve had quite the day… :crying1:
so I wrote a 4 page letter to them…
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good job, fren…

Hurt by a recent break-up, a woman in China’s southwest Sichuan Province went to a Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) 24-hour fast-food restaurant, then stayed there for an entire week.
Tan Shen, 26, from Chengdu, called in sick to work and went to a local KFC. “I was walking around feeling miserable and decided to stop off at the KFC at the train station,” Shen shares with Yahoo! News. “I hadn’t planned on staying there long, I just wanted some chicken wings. But once I got in there and started eating I decided I needed time to think.”
It wasn’t until three days later that the first KFC employee noticed her. ‘We work in shifts here and the restaurant is open 24 hours a day, so we get a lot of people coming through,” Jiang Li Lung, 22, explains to Yahoo! News. “Then I realized we had been serving her for the past three days and that she hadn’t actually left. When we asked her if she was OK, she said she was and just needed time to think, and then asked for another box of chicken wings with extra large fries.”
Shen was not asked to leave because she was a paying customer.
After one week of chicken wings, and the growing interest of local press, Shen thought it was — finally — time to move on. “I decided the best thing to do would be to leave the city and go back to my parents,” she tells Yahoo! News. “I had already told work I was off sick, so [I] phoned them and said I was leaving. And I was getting sick of the taste of chicken, so there was no point in staying there anymore.”
As bizarre as her week-long KFC binge sounds, Shen’s reasoning for staying in the establishment ultimately makes sense. “I didn’t want to go back to my apartment because it was full of memories of him,” she says, “so I stayed.”

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Bama
Is the IG name Pearl???? Pearl got me like that with no pictures
OTB like that too but I know what she look like
What is we frens nah???
THAT I AM KNOT SUPPOSED to pas her dis
MAAAAAAANNNNNN WHET DE FUK IS DIS
The blog DONE LOST IT.

So lemme get this straight…. NoJoke came up in here with some total FS about midgets, pimps, reindeers, skulls, candy bars and mental wards and said she almost got to tussling with Bishop Don Juan and Man’s lil brother and ya’ll telling ME….. ME….TAKEN
NoJoke I’mma let you slide but (Kanye West) you had the most contained comment of all time
You on IG?
hey nancy
just terible *in my mexican accent*
@VDot,
Oh, MisTake can talmbout 4 page lettas and whatnot, but I can’t talmbout negras gettin us free?
freedom is personah to me…..ain’t i a negra? ok then
After one week of chicken wings, and the growing interest of local press, Shen thought it was — finally — time to move on. “I decided the best thing to do would be to leave the city and go back to my parents,” she tells Yahoo! News. “I had already told work I was off sick, so [I] phoned them and said I was leaving. And I was getting sick of the taste of chicken, so there was no point in staying there anymore.”
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My daddy been telling my momma this for years, tired of the taste of chicken.
Whet we having tonight. CHICKEN
she almost got to tussling with Bishop Don Juan and Man’s lil brother
and said she almost got to tussling with Bishop Don Juan and Man’s lil brother
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Mistake…ion want dat award afta i done almost got choosing by a pimp, put in a half of a half nelson by a midget and got a train ran on me by thugnificent and thugalicious…i was just tryna watch the news and see who shook life in that building in canada…and to top it off…i’m getting my follow up appt and a damm roach crawling up the wall…so i tole ole girl i ain’t killin no critters…that ain’t on my job description when i come in here..she like girllllll its a bug on the wall, look look…girl you know yall got bugs stop playing!! so, of course her fakeness pissed me off further and she was a baker’s dozen batch of bytches :rollseyes:
nah hun, i ain’t got no twitter or ig…and i hate fb now sooooooo
Poor Chicken Girl

Hey DTTS –
NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:
Mistake…ion want dat award afta i done almost got choosing by a pimp, put in a half of a half nelson by a midget and got a train ran on me by thugnificent and thugalicious
:crying1:
COOKING
freedom is personah to me
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Poor Chicken Girl
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girl you know yall got bugs stop playing!!
THAT’s like when I got into an argument up at the County for saying that I ain’t never ate off of no truck before! And I hadn’t!
BUT mofos WANT to make you had done something before. She said you Bean dealing with the creepy crawlers

DJ Loaf

Could be a Gospel Wrapper no?!
So lemme get this straight…. NoJoke came up in here with some total FS about midgets, pimps, reindeers, skulls, candy bars and mental wards and said she almost got to tussling with Bishop Don Juan and Man’s lil brother and ya’ll telling ME….. ME….TAKEN
THAT I AM KNOT SUPPOSED to pas her dis
MAAAAAAANNNNNN WHET DE FUK IS DIS
The blog DONE LOST IT.
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Or maybe it was Man’s lil brother.
I have to re-read your font because I be missing gems. 
DTTS..it was how calm she said it tho..i ain’t neva seent one in there before, but she said it like girl ooh look but she wasn’t even lookin at it…who are you sayin this too???? it’s just me and you over here
DJ Loaf

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…and did dis bish say i hate niqqas “I’M A NAZI”??????!!!!!!!
candy bars
she fatfonted her fave Snick Snack 

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Awwww bless her lil fat
I bet Chicken Girl stank. She spent an entire week in KFC.
I’m pretty sure she smelled like spoiled milk, chicken grease, must, and black pepper by the time she left out of there.
Did she even brush her teeth?
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Could be a Gospel Wrapper no?!
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Mista walked up behind me while I watching that vid. He said whomeever….
Ms. Gupta and Take Take is, ya'll is sum sick heifers.
Gotta change your names
To Snick Snack 1 and Whig 4
got a train ran on me by thugnificent and thugalicious
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THA FUKK is wrong with yall?
GIVE HER THE
Taken. I fully support it.

Did she even brush her teeth?
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um, yeah… she carved a toofbrush outta a thigh bone.
and To Whomever dissing her Winged, Caped Dress. That is my signature style and lace.
ask DTTS
Thing
what she say now?
So Tyra got a talk show coming out called The Fab. :rollseyes:
oh!
hey girl… hey! (fugg she doin w/santa up tho?) 

oops! almost forgot!
@Zoe! 
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Ms. Gupta and Take Take is, ya’ll is sum sick heifers.
:crying1: :crying1:
Blaming us
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Oh JOker
This Tyga interview though
The Holidays Is ret around the corner.
Starts my Christmas list, as I’m making my Thanksgiving shopping list.
ask DTTS
Said, don’t know why they sent me this.
this my lil shyt tho
yasssssss Jada & Styles P
What he saying Time Waster? He
the Jenner gal?
Just Looking says:
Said, don’t know why they sent me this.
pray tell, why for art thou shooteth at moi?
The sprite that made my grilled cheese on today called me Ma
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As long as she didn’t call you Mammmy!! I guess that’s ok.
This Tyga interview though
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Proving he a bum. Calling Chyna a bum pretty much. Bye ashy.
This Tyga interview though
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Where? What he say?
What he saying Time Waster? He
the Jenner gal?
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He addresses her but I ain’t read that far yet.
It is a VIBE interview. I’m still in the YMCMB parts
she carved a toofbrush outta a thigh bone.

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THISE is whyeth yeEth gotEth ShotEth At
Thing what she say now?
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she SAID: “I’M A NAZI” *repeats using sign language*
Calling Chyna a bum

oh
ot a train ran on me by thugnificent and thugalicious
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JAMEIS WINSTON trophy but you is really trying it. I mean I wanna be there for you BEAR LEE
but you just keep trying it. Then you said a roach crawled up the wall and the SEC A TERRY told you to smash it? What about you let her know that you would kill a roach dead? You look like BRANDY? :crying1: She thought them was your people. You know. On the strength of you telling me you not having a good say I am going to let you slide for TODAY. :hugs: Come hug my neck. But don’t do this again
I will have no choice but to roast you. It’s just the way my petty is set up it is nothing personal
Listen NOJOKE I am trying to hold on to my f to give for you and not give you this
but sometimes people need to see what life really is without the other person. [They need to experience life] without Prince Charming and really learn responsibility. You can’t change a person. A person is always gonna be who they came to the table [as]. You can improve a person’s potential, you can help guide that person but at the end of the day, they’re gonna make their own decisions.
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I feel him on this truly tho
But no one told you to try to pull a chick outta the gutter then she gon magically act right.
Hissy’s in the house! :woot:
What she mean? That’s dumb
Boygahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :2dance:
DTTS-
thanks my TV recap boo
I feel him on this truly tho
But no one told you to try to pull a chick outta the gutter then she gon magically act right.
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Yeah. I didn’t get ‘bum” from that comment at all.
he sounds articulate too!
“BEAR LEE”
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will you PLEEEEEZE quit fonting that!
Though im
in bed, you know I had to check in here to see feedback bout that Tyga interview. Bruh if you tryna get released from your label you going about it the wrong way. First he wanna call Drake fake and say he dont talk to Nicki but you the same dude who would refuse to do features with other rappers if Nicki and drake wasnt doing it. Sad you now realize you was not part of the YM dream team. Second you picked up Chyna in the strip club, you knew her dreams and aspirations – to get knocked up by a “baller” now you wanna complain cause you gave her that. Then you named you Cordell West Jr to talk about black female role models. I want Tyga to put his head under some bath water and keep it there for a min
Is Young Money a part of the creative process on this album?
Nah. I tend to distance myself from them.
Are you trying to break out on your own?
Yeah, I’m tryna’ go independent. I don’t really get along with Drake. I don’t really get along with Nicki.
I don’t like Drake as a person. He’s just fake to me. I like his music; you know what I’m saying? I think his music is good, but we’re all different people. We were forced together and it was kinda’ like we were forcing relationships together. It is what it is. But I been friends with Chris [Brown] for like six years. That’s my real genuine friend. We hang out all the time. He lives up the street from me, so we don’t just do music we hang. I think being signed to Young Money, everybody felt like they had to force a relationship ‘cause Wayne put us together. At the end of the day the reason why I signed to Young Money is because of Wayne. Not because of Drake, not because of Nicki. It was because of Wayne and my relationship with him. I try to be cool with everybody, but sometimes, everybody just has different personalities, motives, and different characters. When you realize that, you realize that’s not a place where you want to continue to grow.
In the interview, Tyga also dished on his recent split with Blac Chyna while revealing that he wanted her to focus more on her businesses, than just being a Hip Hop wife who kind of just sat around the house while he’s on tour.
I read something that said I kicked my baby’s mother out the house. That’s not true. We had our differences, yes. But we decided to take a break and do what’s best for King at this moment.
We decided to take a break apart ‘cause you don’t wanna raise an emotionally unstable child, and that’s what it comes down to. It wasn’t my happiness, and it wasn’t her happiness. It was for the sake of King.
You’re saying a break, so there’s a possibility that you haven’t closed that door?
I mean, of course I love her. I had a kid with her for a reason. We were together for two years, but sometimes people need to see what life really is without the other person. [They need to experience life] without Prince Charming and really learn responsibility. You can’t change a person. A person is always gonna be who they came to the table [as]. You can improve a person’s potential, you can help guide that person but at the end of the day, they’re gonna make their own decisions.
I think [Black Chyna is] improving a lot. She’s becoming more focused on her business. Because it’s hard, when you’re sitting there…I’m on tour, you’re thinking about if I’m with girls or not when the main thing is like, “Yo, I’m on tour making money, while you’re living in this big ass house, taking care of our beautiful son.” That’s the goal. A lot of women don’t realize this. They watch like… [Love & Hip Hop.] I don’t even watch VH1, ‘cause it’s poison. A lot of women watch that stuff and it just takes them off the focus of what they think happiness is. As you get older the main goal is to have a family. That’s what it’s all about because you can be successful, have a lot of money, or whatever you do in life, but if you don’t have nobody to share it with, or family, it ain’t gonna matter.
Tyga also goes on to show concern for black women who don’t have the best role models when it comes to who they look up to on reality TV:
Also, what I realized is black women don’t have a lot of role models as far as other black women. On some real sh-t, there’s black women that don’t look up to Oprah or Michelle Obama, because they’re looking at Instagram, they’re looking at VH1. I think that’s what the real problem is. It’s no real black [female] role models. As a black man, we have a lot of role models. Like looking at Diddy, Russell Simmons, Jay Z, Kanye, Tupac, those are people we can super relate to, so it’s easier for men.
I think life is just about being happy now. But you gotta’ really know what’s going on and that’s really what’s going on. Like black women man, it’s sad right now.
Is that what the relationship taught you?
No, I already knew that so when I was ready to do that, and I had a kid. I had a kid for a reason, not by accident. I was tryna’ build something. A lot of people don’t realize that until it’s too late, so all you can do is continue to help people and move forward. Maybe something will go off in that person’s head or whatever one day. But I can’t blame her ‘cause I understand. It’s how we were raised, and then you go look at a white family—not to sound racist or anything—but those families stick together. It’s way different.
As far as his relationship with Kyle, he explains:
See the thing about Kylie… I’ve known Kylie and the whole family for four years. I introduced Chyna to Kim about a year ago. So everybody’s been cool, but like it’s just so hard, their world is different. If somebody wanna hang out, cool, I’m not opposed to hanging out with somebody. I hang out with her [Kylie], her sister [Kendall], I hang out with Scott [Disick] sometimes, I hang out with Khloe sometimes. But people wanna take the situation [with Kylie] to the next level.
Sassy said get in the tub and drown yoself!
Are you trying to break out on your own?
Yeah, I’m tryna’ go independent. I don’t really get along with Drake. I don’t really get along with Nicki.
Why?
I don’t like Drake as a person. He’s just fake to me. I like his music; you know what I’m saying? I think his music is good, but we’re all different people
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@IS: BEAR LEE gone be with me forever :crying1: You should hear me use it in a sentence…
I want Tyga to put his head under some bath water and keep it there for a min
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Why?
I don’t like Drake as a person. He’s just fake to me. I like his music; you know what I’m saying? I think his music is good, but we’re all different people
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I read that like
Boo need a battle too
Vibe still in circulation???
As a kid I remember I used to subscribe and get a few issues, and not pay the bill….
Good afternoon!
So Kris Jenner got her daughter’s back on the Negrow hunt. This Tyga and Wiz dumb as fuk. Both of these fuggas look and sound like some cartoon characters.
Tyga is hilarious. Ain’t nobody checking for you. The only reason people checking for you is because you messing wit Kylie. Talking bout you was co with the Kartrashas, no you won’t. Stop it.