The family of a North Carolina man included an usual political request in his obituary.
Many Americans shudder at the thought of Hillary Clinton being elected president of the United States. Clinton’s style of shade tree politics doesn’t sit well with Americans like Larry Darrell Upright, 81, who died last week. He would probably roll over in his grave if Clinton was elected president.
So Upright’s family included his last dying wish in his obituary.
From The Independent:
The eulogy details the family he leaves behind, his membership of the local Masonic lodge and his love of golf. It then gives details of when his funeral will be and where people can send flowers.
Nothing out of the ordinary there, you may think, until the final line: “Also, the family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. R.I.P. Grandaddy.”
Responses on Legacy.com, where the obituary is also posted, include those like “my condolences to the family of Larry Upright. I will certainly not be voting for Hillary Clinton and pledge to do all I can to dissuade others from voting for her” and “I will not vote for Hillary sir and I’ll do everything I can to convince others not to either! God speed”.
More from Sandrarose.com:
“Also, the family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. R.I.P. Grandaddy.”
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They gonna be so mad when she the winner.
Why the republicans have 62 candidates? I’m doing my education.
Jeb and Marco are a NO NO!
“Also, the family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. R.I.P. Grandaddy.”
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You know what
I was in a meeting.. who downstairs was talmbout easy cradle ripoff.. stealing $$ from a baby
she got ’em SHOOK!
“Also, the family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. R.I.P. Grandaddy.”
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Things Imma include in MY obit:
Do NOT let my sissy step brother come.
Somebody slap my cousin Jackie (that is IF that skank eeem shows up)..HARD
Do NOT put my glasses on me in my casket
If I look eeeem REMOTELY bloated…closed coffin fune!
Lord have mercy
He look like the inventer of the KKK
User Friendly says:
He look like the inventer of the KKK
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Whyyyyyyy did I have that same thought?! Like they should’ve written “RIP Grand(Dragon)Daddy!”
JenEEEE
From downstairs: Clawfeet cooning paid off, she signed a contract with RHOA. Folks taking bout Porsha, but aside from Clawfeet TRYING To do standup, what storyline did she have. Other than being jealous of Nene?
Hey Whang
some sprites hate is so real .. they will go to their death hatting 
sucks to be them 
sir, you worried ’bout the wrong thing
He look like the inventor of the KKK
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Do NOT let my sissy step brother come.
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lovezoe says:
From downstairs: Clawfeet cooning paid off, she signed a contract with RHOA. Folks taking bout Porsha, but aside from Clawfeet TRYING To do standup, what storyline did she have. Other than being jealous of Nene?
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Iono WHAT made Claudia think those jokes would be funny. Eeem Demetria was lookin at her like
Just cuz you can tell a good knock-knock joke does NOT make you a comedian.
He would probably roll over in his grave if Clinton was elected president.
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More like turn grey from decomposition ….. to think people really hate folks enough to put in your obituary
wtf
Hillary looking old
sheesh
I was in a meeting.. who downstairs was talmbout easy cradle ripoff.. stealing $$ from a baby
i didn’t understand it eva!!
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it was whang!!
why did they even include that? it was stupid and unnecessary.
but aside from Clawfeet TRYING To do standup, what storyline did she have. Other than being jealous of Nene?
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
some sprites hate is so real .. they will go to their death hatting 
sucks to be them 
Like Leona..leavin all that $$$ to her dog(s) and NONE to the grand kids!
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Just EVIL!
Didn’t help in the end tho cuz the grand kids sued & won! I bet they went to her grave and were like
I was taught to respect my elders so I’ll just say PawPaw and anybody connected with him need to sit they azz all the fuggin way down. This is what yall saw fit to pay money for. FOH with dumbazz folks today.
@zoe
she’s the reason i stopped listening to ricky smiley in the mornings. her and ol’ dumbass illiterate gary wit da tea.
absolutely no storyline whatsoever. she’s listening to kenya whore!
whitty hutton says:
I was in a meeting.. who downstairs was talmbout easy cradle ripoff.. stealing $$ from a baby
i didn’t understand it eva!!
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it was whang!!
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Boffa yall CHEDDUP!!
I MEANT…that the rip off was so easy it’d be like the old saying “stealing candy from a baby.”
Well don’t babies lay in CRADLES?! Hence, “Easy CRADLE rip-off.”
Just my opinion..forget yall
Ima need these Republicans to sit their decaying bodies down and let my girl be. Whether or not they like it Hil is the best candidate and will be President 2016
ol’ dumbass illiterate gary wit da tea.
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I be so shamed watching him on Dish Nation
I’ll BBL. Since y’all wanna hurt folks feelins & it aint eeem 10:00 yet. (PST)
Dumb fcks worried bout the wrong things. Smh restless in unrest sir good day
Whang we did a will leaving a home in the hamptons to a dog. Dog died the next year. Animals dont even live but 10 years so i dont get it.
We hv done trust funds for parakeets too which im sure are dead by now. Ppl are just weird. And usually end up doing a codicil (will amendment) to add humans back in. Sometimes they just be mad at the moment.
Are Hillary & Bill still married?
I bet his old decrepit ass doing laps in hell right now.
Not that I wish that on anybody, but to go to this extreme and have this shyt on your obit?!? Come on, son. I JUST know he done some heinous shyt in his days.
Prob been on his deathbed since the election in ’08.
Just cuz you can tell a good knock-knock joke does NOT make you a comedian.
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what I’ve noticed about some of the better (imo) comedians is that they seem to possess a certain level of intelligence, are introspective, and in touch w/reality; I don’t see ANY of these traits in Clawedya
plus there are people out there who have been honing their craft for years that haven’t ‘made it’ yet. how she thing she just gonna burst on the scene and make a living at something that she has no natural talent for and she’s clearly not willing to do the work? 
timewaster said:
I be so shamed watching him on Dish Nation
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i used to change radio station when his segment came on. nigga can’t form a complete sentence to save his damn life. mispronouncing words, wrong verb tense…all of dat shyt got on my damn nerves. just plain dumb and got the gall to be on the radio spewing negative gossip about other folks. i wanted to call in and tell his ass to go sign up for a remedial reading class or invest in some damn dr. seuss books…something!!
Whang says:
Boffa yall CHEDDUP!!
I MEANT…that the rip off was so easy it’d be like the old saying “stealing candy from a baby.”
Well don’t babies lay in CRADLES?! Hence, “Easy CRADLE rip-off.”
Just my opinion..forget yall
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I got where you were coming from Whang!
*puts arm around Whangs shoulder and looks back at Whitty and MissyJ*
#two-faced LMAOOO
So thats an old picture right? When was he ever young? His ornery ass. Bye ashy. Literally! Bye ashes to ashes & dust to dust.
Big Sean and Ariana don’t broke up.
how she thing she just gonna burst on the scene and make a living at something that she has no natural talent for and she’s clearly not willing to do the work?
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cuz folks don’ filled her head up wit all that LSLH bullshyt and she fell for it hook, line and sinker. #dumbass
I got where you were coming from Whang!
*puts arm around Whangs shoulder and looks back at Whitty and MissyJ*
#two-faced LMAOOO
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**from the movie Carrie** “they’re all gonna laugh at you…they’re all gonna laugh at you”
Aries Spears said Kevin Hart has a team of writers for his jokes.
He looks racist. Sorry. Not sorry
Aries needs to sit his bloated ass down somewhere! he WISH he coulda be one of Kevin Hart’s nutscratchers let alone on his writing/production team.
#crabsinabarrel
CaliYoruba says:
Are Hillary & Bill still married?
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Legally but i doubt they
Hillary probably got her own male version of lewinsky.
“They” say it would look bad to be a single candidate/president but “they” say a lot of stuff so…..
whitty hutton says:
@zoe
she’s the reason i stopped listening to ricky smiley in the mornings. her and ol’ dumbass illiterate gary wit da tea.
absolutely no storyline whatsoever. she’s listening to kenya whore!
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+1
Gary is the worst and he be WRONG!!! Dead wrong all the time.
Love Zoe … what?
Lurk, you said he gone raise he!! …when he get there?
Nancy Drew – Image Consultant (Hair, Make-up, and FUPA Training)
says:
Just cuz you can tell a good knock-knock joke does NOT make you a comedian.
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what I’ve noticed about some of the better (imo) comedians is that they seem to possess a certain level of intelligence, are introspective, and in touch w/reality; I don’t see ANY of these traits in Clawedya plus there are people out there who have been honing their craft for years that haven’t ‘made it’ yet. how she thing she just gonna burst on the scene and make a living at something that she has no natural talent for and she’s clearly not willing to do the work?
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Claw didnt get the memo that :blow: comedians dont make you a comedian
what I’ve noticed about some of the better (imo) comedians is that they seem to possess a certain level of intelligence, are introspective, and in touch w/reality; I don’t see ANY of these traits in Clawedya
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Aries Spears said Kevin Hart has a team of writers for his jokes.
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Kevin said it too
@mzwhang
you left me talking to myself…knowing I gotta flip through 3 diff computer screens…and I’m on time check. BBL hopefully.
:ontopic:
That’s bad pic of Hillary. I like her campaign pic much better
cuz folks don’ filled her head up wit all that LSLH bullshyt and she fell for it hook, line and sinker. #dumbass
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Shes not cute tho. Not ugly but nothing noteworthy. Her face looks like that rihanna stick figure gravi. Just there.
She so 80s rump shaker video-ish
iWasteTime says:
Aries Spears said Kevin Hart has a team of writers for his jokes.
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Kevin said it too
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Ok. #helpful Note to self: find ghostwriter. ijk
Waste/ Phobe posting
*done broke up
The guy who Tami got kicked offa real workd is a successful comedy writer. Worked on dave chappleles show
be doing his thing
Even with a ghostwriter you still got to be able to deliver. She can’t.
The guy who Tami got kicked offa real workd is a successful comedy writer. Worked on dave chappleles show
be doing his thing
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oh that’s awesome
so happy for him 
think his name is David
The guy who Tami got kicked offa real workd is a successful comedy writer. Worked on dave chappleles show
be doing his thing
She was clearly laughing and thought it was a joke. It wasn’t until that prude said something that she wanted to sing a different tune. I shouldn’t have been watching that show anyway. I was way too young 
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Ugh, you just reminded me of how much I disliked her for that
Comedians having writers is nothing new. Water is wet
Racist Paw Paw looked like he had 4-6 illegitimate black babies that he never acknowledged. But when he saw mixed kids he would call them an abomination. He also looks like he probably can’t even spell vote let alone do it so I would say he needs to sit down somewhere and shut up but he is dead now so
Take that ish
outsideto hellChile I’m about to leave at 2 folks have completely pissed me off in here
I will start this shyt over tomorrow
Hillary probably got her own male version of lewinsky.
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Prolly why she won’t turn over that
modem or that blackberry. Told folks, I will give yall what I want, WHEN I want.
She on her
and her 
like “delete this one, delete this one, naw keep that one, delete this one..”
Taken that damn gravie
:Obama: <—any democrat please 2016!!
Turn baby turn
<—old dusty white dude in his grave!
Don't give the
bus back to the Republicans or we will be sitting in the back again or off a cliff!
aRoTh says:
MOD are you going to be a “Bridezilla”? LOL Which quite honestly, I think I might be one too. Now again EYE’M not a traditional person per se, but you bet GNAT show up at MY sh!t in no jeans and a TJ Maxx button down. Or some “Rainbow/Citi Trend” club attire. No suh. No ma’am. Because folks WILL “try it”!
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Well, I really don’t think so, not intentionally. We’re already married and that day was perfect so this is really just a big party. I just have no patience for certain things and a very clear idea of what I want. I’m not asking anyone for help, don’t want a shower or bachelorette party, I think for the most part I’ve been pretty low key.
Jenie!
what had happened though?! 
@Jenie I am right there with you. I am going to ACTIVELY start job hunting when I get home
Folks for it twisted
It’s not ok.. But I’m gone be ok
Be back in a few
Nancy with the name changes, thanks for adding your name in & not
me like Taken did.
Take says:
he is dead now
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he is dead TO ME now. *dismissive wave*
Fixed it for ya’.
User Friendly says:
Hillary probably got her own male version of lewinsky.
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Wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if it’s NOT a male.
:obama: <<<Recycling til Sandra give in and make one for Hillary.
Jenie, who did it?
we gonna mail them the package found at Bama job this morning
@jeni
i don’t blame you. I’ve turned around and gone home because someone spoke to me when i first got to my office in the morning. #petty
MisUnderstood says:
Jenie, who did it?
we gonna mail them the package found at Bama job this morning
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Nah … just show em the back of my azz at 2
Your wish is my command MisU
)
(Taken is mean and musty today
So the dude that posted the Rihanna vid wants to sue the bloggers, Rihanny and the Navy, dude FOH
he is dead TO ME now. *dismissive wave*
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#nochill
Cuz them lips in that picture are giving me bulldagga vibes.
I’ve turned around and gone home because someone spoke to me when i first got to my office in the morning. #petty
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why am I impressed with this though?
MOD says:
We’re already married and that day was perfect so this is really just a big party.
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A wise friend once told me; the wedding is for the people and the marriage is for God!
whitty hutton says:
@jeni
i don’t blame you. I’ve turned around and gone home because someone spoke to me when i first got to my office in the morning. #petty
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Long Time Lurker says:
User Friendly says:
Hillary probably got her own male version of lewinsky.
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Wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if it’s NOT a male
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I “thot” it and you “spake” it.
:fistbump: <— touch and agree
@showout
Torrei eem said she wrote for Kevin.
Nancy Drew – Image Consultant (Hair, Make-up, and FUPA Training)
says:
Jenie!
what had happened though?!
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Nothing much but just things just not flowing right in this place today …. fawk it I will start over tomorrow …. hell I might leave ret now !! Shid
I feel you Jenie. some days I be in here like, ‘if ONE MO” person come to this door with some b.s.
I’m out this mofo! 
Aroth DF and I have already put it out there to family and close friends that if you don’t have a tux/suit/formal dress we will happily arrange for you to have one. DF’s broke loser friend who we went to dinner with Friday night was talking about throwing a bachelor party and DF told him we already got married, he didn’t want one, and dude needs to worry about saving for a car and his own place and not going to Vegas or Miami for a party.
This muhfukka in this meeting feet so damn stinking, we done stopped twice and tried to find where the smell coming from.
I get hit with a waft of funk everytime he lift his feet to cross his legs.
5 more minutes and I might have to dime his ass out.
Got my eyes burning and he too close to me. Don’t want nobody to even THINK that shyt coming from me. And he talking about he don’t know what it is, but he smell it too. 
sassyshe says:
So the dude that posted the Rihanna vid wants to sue the bloggers, Rihanny and the Navy, dude FOH
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What I don’t get is … why was Rih mad at him … wasn’t it her own folks that posted the video … or did I miss something in the mix
Racist Paw Paw looked like he had 4-6 illegitimate black babies that he never acknowledged. But when he saw mixed kids he would call them an abomination. He also looks like he probably can’t even spell vote let alone do it
^^^^^
You misspelled Strom Thurmond
dude needs to worry about saving for a car and his own place and not going to Vegas or Miami for a party.
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he actually had to tell another grown man this?
Maybe he got poop on his shoes. Be easy on him this beautiful Monday morning, Lurk.
That kind of odor requires medical attention.
Nancy Drew – Image Consultant (Hair, Make-up, and FUPA Training)
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THIS SHYT IS BAD!! I’m already not paying attention, just plugging away on my laptop like I’m doing something. But this muhfukka done gave me a headache and I can’t concentrate for shyt.
Wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if it’s NOT a male
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You misspelled Hillary is a big azz dyke.
You misspelled Strom Thurmond
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*slaps knee* that’s who I thought about too Dub. That pic up there also reminds me of Jessie Helms’ racist arse.
Nancy SEE, that’s why I wasn’t excited to go to dinner with him. He’s just…a 37 year old loser. We had to pick him and his date up too
Lurk, lean over and tell him you ‘think’ he need to go check his shoes. if that don’t work, start a coughing spell and get up and run out
He’s just…a 37 year old loser. We had to pick him and his date up too
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well he can’t be completely useless. I mean, you DID say one of his dates offered to hook you up with her booster for your next designer purse
:crying1: 
Ugh, you just reminded me of how much I disliked her for that
She was clearly laughing and thought it was a joke. It wasn’t until that prude said something that she wanted to sing a different tune. I shouldn’t have been watching that show anyway. I was way too young
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I hated Tami forever behind this shat. Her dumb azz screaming “IT WASN’T NOT FUNNY!” Well Heaux was it funny or not? :smh:
Oh that’s Taken issue today Nancy?
They need be concerned about him getting into the gates(good gates)
IJS!
MOD says:
DF and I have already put it out there to family and close friends that if you don’t have a tux/suit/formal dress we will happily
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….not allow you to gain entrance to our porty. LOL
that_VA_thickchick says:
Ugh, you just reminded me of how much I disliked her for that
She was clearly laughing and thought it was a joke. It wasn’t until that prude said something that she wanted to sing a different tune. I shouldn’t have been watching that show anyway. I was way too young
Double negative in action
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I hated Tami forever behind this shat. Her dumb azz screaming “IT WASN’T NOT FUNNY!” Well Heaux was it funny or not? :smh:
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