A journalist recently spotted rap mogul Jay Z eating at a swanky NYC restaurant. The writer, Gabrielle Bluestone, was so in awe of Jay Z’s spaghetti-eating skills, that she couldn’t take her eyes off of him.
In a long-winded post on Gawker.com, the writer gushed about Jay Z’s awe-inspiring spaghetti-eating prowess.
She described in great detail how he twirled the spaghetti ever so graciously around his fork. “It was like watching a maestro conduct a pasta symphony,” Bluestone wrote.
She even took a surreptitious cell phone photo before the spaghetti disappeared down Jay Z’s gaping maw.
“Wow—he’s extremely good at eating spaghetti,” observed Bluestone, who added Jay Z eats spaghetti “like a fucking boss.”
Maybe she was imagining Jay Z eating something else?
I have never seen someone eat so elegantly. He twirled that s’ghetti better than an Italian nobleman. Every bite was the correct size for his mouth. He left zero (0) fingerprints on his wine glass. He did all of this while carrying on a lively conversation with his dinner partner. Honestly, it was like watching a maestro conduct a pasta symphony.
I have never been so simultaneously inspired and ashamed in my whole life. I will never order spaghetti on a first, or even second, date because I know exactly what I look like trying to eat spaghetti. It is not pretty. Jay Z, on the other hand? He was pure class. Pure confidence.
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This post is hilarious!
GTFOH! Lawd!
What huh, am I the only one confused, does he have a stalker, so many questions!
Right!
Who tf watches someone eat? Weirdo.
Lawd lol ????
lol….My child is extremely well mannered ( when is not showing her azz)..ppl stare at us..I don’t play that…you might be a fool but you won’t look like it.
WHY!!!!!!
Come on . . . .
the best feeling in the world is when people come up to you and say I didn’t even know a baby/child was behind/next/close to us.
Mine likes to eat.
I went on a date once…the guy had the WORSE manners. absolutely gross…turn off….NEXT.
Every time I see your name I get you mixed up with Keya.. One of our blog baby’s name is Ju
She described in great detail how he twirled the spaghetti ever so graciously around his fork.
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But isn’t that the incorrect way?
Hov is good at everything he does
“Wow—he’s extremely good at eating spaghetti,” observed Bluestone, who added Jay Z eats spaghetti “like a fucking boss.”
Maybe she was imagining Jay Z eating something else?
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She sounds like a damn stalker. Weirdo.
“I’m totally smitten” is all she needed to write. It didn’t take all that
And Bey all but confirmed that he is good at eating LOL
*must be good to you*
And then writes a whole article on it.
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talk that chit!
Say that! Lil Butter is just trying to figure out his app, entree, and dessert.
I love when white people are awed by black people speaking well, having table manners, and eating elegantly. It’s amazingly condescending. Would she write this about Prince William? No.
If Mr.Carter comes up missing, we will all know it was his “Spaghetti Stalker”. Freaking freak.
Ether right here.
technically you swirl it in a spoon but meh…she was impressed
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“simultaneously inspired” = stimulated in her nether regions. #HussyOnDeck
Maybe she was imagining Jay Z eating something else?
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I wonder what Bey’s mouth do….
That is what I got out of it too.
Like look a niggah can use a fork, the right way
Did he smack? That has to be my highest rated pet peeve. I was crushing on a dude HARD freshman year. He sat behind me and ate an apple with all that crunching and smacking. I could never look at him the same after that.
That’s what I thought too lol
Wait…so a white woman wrote “s’ghetti”? That alone is racist.
Well no….he is royalty and they are trained…but I would say Jimmy Ivine is a good comparison.
The net says Jay likes mouf. They been together a minute, so she probably keeps him satisfied. But it’s not like a bj is rocket science.
The fok?!?!?!?!? Bish, wtf doesn’t know how to eat spaghetti, except kids????? Did the bish think that he puts his face in the plate like a fuggin dog, or picks it up with his hands?????? Bish needs to be fired for this fok-chit here.
Well is the next post gonna be Jay-Z amazes and awes as he takes a fantastical chit. That would be about as important as this chit right here.
Stop. lol..smh
I hate when folks send a long azz forwarded emails that have been forwarded bout twenty damn times ….. and you gotta scroll down to find the information you need out of all that gibberish smh ….
She was highly aroused. Her brain cells were mushed.
I struggle with pad thai at Noodles and Company on occasion.
They do that at work…smh
That ain’t the only thing he eats good. I see Bey’s fupa getting plump
you only swirl on a spoon if you cannot do it on the fork with out the help.
The spoon is how you teach a child to do it or a me (messy eater)
Chile and he the C. … never mind before he see my damn font
It may not be rock science, but a skill much appreciated when it’s mastered.
YESSS….it was chinese…I was like dude…WE CAINT be frens.
Hahahahaha. C’mon. Heaven forbid she sees him on Taco Tuesday. #RelaxGirl
I can’t wait til iiii get home so you can turn that cherry out.
My man ain’t complaining…
Hahahahaha
And cell phone pics?????? The fugg???
I don’t think we’ve been formally introduced….
Probably a vid too
Negative. Spoon is used unless its not provided…proper Etiquette….I took the class as a part of my graduation an all Women’s College.
Let me correct. Either way.
Hahaha. Right … add to that .. when they send an email then walk to your office to tell you they sent you an email. Now I gotta read you and the email
Wth. .. I think the writer needs some male attention or affection ASAP
Wonder what kind eyes she got to notice he didn’t leave fingerprints on his wineglass? Also I wonder who he was trying to impress by winding his spaghetti up all purfect???
I know like I told her I saw the announcement, the bets and when she was born. That’s my twitter handle since my now rusty grandson was born, that’s how I use disquis
Meanwhile Solange and ’em on they way to her right now!
Oh how I miss Noodles and Company! I can’t do a dang on thang with a fork trying to eat some pad thai. I have to use chopsticks for that.
Straight up and down stalker. Obsessed much?
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IDK I learned from two separate Italians because I asked for a spoon and you would have thought I smacked her momma, She tried to teach me how to do on the plate and I could not. Then low key called me a silly American. She was a class mate granny
…and why was she all in his conversation?
NO Bueno!
We can’t do that here.
You will get called in a conference room QUICK!
I can’t see gifs. Y’all funny
lol rofl
You are correct
Solange don’t care about Jay Z…lol…the only reason she aint scratched his eyes out bc Blue Lubs him.
is that a chair or photoshop work of beyonce bent over? I need to change my contacts. Um, male Sags aren’t sloppy eaters in general. If I have a Chik fil A sanmich or BK chzburger, I have my napkin to wipe my mouth. People used to always says ‘ur the only person I know who can wear a white shirt, eat ribs, and not get anything on you.’
I don’t like it…I wasn’t impressed…
just eat the damn sketti !
Why did yall make me go look this up…lol
Yes, and the fact that she’s surprised, and her need to share it. The fugg????
This is so dumb. Sir…Mr. Writer Man…You are really dumb. Fo real! *antoine dobson voice*
She care when her meds are right and she on them
I really just wanted to see this gif again though ,,,,
Fancypants
Chile look at us influencing research … chile love it
Nah…she aint attack anybody else…its like being drunk the truth comes out…BWAHH…the meds is a excuse…lol
Non-negotiable. Maybe next lifetime.
Jenie, you’d love working with me cuz I never ever ever ever do that. I’m the office nerd who will sum up the email when I fwd it to you by telling you what all 20 need from you or what the issue is. I never be like ‘see below/fyi.’ Nope. Be cognizant of my time. No one has time to read and decipher an email fwd 20 times.
lmao. I even watched the video…lol
And then when Beyoncé and jayz show up with 7 security guards y’all wonder why. Don’t get me wrong celeb entertainment is funny to read about but people are obsessed. Not just with bey and Jay but in general. I just saw theshaderoom get 1000 comments in 5 minutes, like do people not have jobs ???
But when it’s the head ninja in charge what can ya say …. smh I just printed it … I’m about to read it quickly
You getting email chain letters? Thought those went out with Yahoo Messenger. I can’t keep up
Pad thai noodles add shrimp and use an extra slice of lime? My ish!
lmao
the fact that someone is watching Jay-Z eat spaghetti is bad enough; but then to write about it and go that extra effort to have it published is proof positive that….Jesus is on His way back! Repent!!! LOL
Some don’t. And some do. Some get notifications when a post is made.
Not that I have that setup, but you know…*walks away*
Ha!! I don’t think that’s an ass. If it is, maybe Miley’s but def not Bey.
I’M ENJOYING THE FACT THAT THE SIDE OF THAT CHAIR MAKES IT LOOK LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO EAT THE BOOTY LIKE GROW-SHER-REES
Either way is acceptable but spoon isn’t JUST American..Italian can be snobbish lol…Every region has different Etiquette, it’ll make you head spin. I always just KNOW YOUR Utensils ….outside to inside…IM A LADY.
i went out with someone once (long time ago)…we went to chipotle…he had mayonnaise in the corner of his mouth and his stomach made gurgling noises…the friendship was over after that! LOLOL! #DealBreakers
Omg LOL, smh.
I’m not going to lie, Jay-Z’s lips have crept into a few of my “self-service” moments.
Eek. Were they on someone else’s face?
self-service moments!!! I love it…i call mine ‘me-time’…lmao!
My bad. I’ll leave you be…
people are weird
Was she impressed that he walked one foot in the other to go to the car???
Men ARE sloppy eaters by nature, so it is a breath of fresh air to see a man eat with class, not smackin like u soppin up a hot buttered biscuit n gravy. I love when a man knows the difference between a dinner, shrimp or salad fork.
*dead*
I saw this vid today and was wondering who in the Prince/Kat Williams hell this was?
Saw someone say it was a well known DJ.
I hate when they bring you something a hr before it is time to go and say it is urgent. FOH!
Back on relevancy…..(YAWN)
He is brilliant.
I want the Galaxy S6 edge..#random
So we just posting random shyt?!?!
Well I thought this was funny and will probably never get another chance to use it…
What have u done NOW??
Wasn’t a chain letter but the specific information I needed was down on page Damn 5 ugh smh
They think it’s cute to subversively use “Ebonics” and they like to mock black underclass cultural references for example rich married white women who refer to their husbands as their “baby daddy” when their children were born in wedlock. S’ghetti? Ridiculous.
Hey, some of my best work was done alone! ?
Lawd! I’m the same way… We need more of us out here
Exactly smh
Dear child. Do you know how far Jay Z is from the hood. Light years. It may not be good for his street cred but truth is he’s a wealthy traveled aristocrat. Of course he knows how to eat Spaghetti, hold the stem of a wine glass, and I’m surprised the writer didn’t note his proper use of a napkin.
That bish was so shocked she took a picture and blogged about it. Crazy.
Lord!!! That irks me too someone who smacks.
RIGHT! how can you not feel you have food round your mouth.
Exactly
Wtf is this! ! Sandra
She really is fascinated with him. Many people share these mannerisms. I use to work at Olive Garden and Macaroni Grill. But maybe she thought we would care…
Just order spaghetti-o’s on your first or second date!!
Problem solved
Never spoke to him again! LOL Yes, I’m shallow
mine too!!! Stellar performance! LMBO!!!
Was she hongray. Why would you watch someone eating? Unless your in line waiting to be seated and just happened to see someone you know, I don’t get the interest.
Speak on it!
See if he walk up on the wrong bodega (sp)?, He might get what he’s looking for and more. Those Chinese will surprise your as-s in a minute.
the thirst is real. #lmao
But of course… He has the mouth for it… Slurp slurp
??o_O??
Slow news day maybe?! LOL
A cultured well traveled man, Beyonce is a lucky girl. I watched a black middle aged guy eat Asian alone across from me, he handled those sticks like a pro. I had to give him that “you can take it” smile. I wish I could eat with both knife and fork but I’m too clumsy, I’ve made a fool out of myself in the finest establishments.
Exactly what I thought, now I seen some neat spaghetti eating mugs in my day but I guess he has good fork stroke game.
Y’all I promise it’s just NOT that SERIOUS!! I mean…REALLY ???
First, I’m not a child or your child so get that together. Secondly don’t misuse aristocrat, look that word up before you use it; Jay Z has never been of Nobel status and can not compare him to royalty white or otherwise. Jim Ivine and him are on similar playing field but don’t use Prince William that was a poor comparasion.
I’m guessing his spaghetti slurp game so strong he don’t eem choke
She’s a bonafide stalker?wait did she expect him to be out eating like savage?
The writer, Gabrielle Bluestone, was so in awe of Jay Z’s spaghetti-eating skills, that she couldn’t take her eyes off of him.
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Is she one of those people? As in void of color?
Goes to google to find a pic of this lady because she really has me unable to can(I can’t)?
This story made my day. And he got them soup coolers too!!! Staring at people is RUDE… however.. THEY can turn it into JOURNALISM!!!
His gaping maw?!? Chaaaaa…ya know whaaat?!?!
Vegan?
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Was the writer surprise a black person knows how to eat spaghetti? Smh
Seriously?
Dear adult. I think you can surmise my use of Aristocrat. Not as in aristocratic lineage, rather as in aristocratic class defined by wealth and worldly exposure, mannerism and stature. Aristocratic as in along the lines of “Boughie”. I also like bell hook’s creation of the term aristocratic poor referencing low income African Americans whom even in the face of poverty, marginalization, and oppression maintain high standards of education, linguistics, cultural astuteness, etiquette, class, and presentation. Jay Z is aristocratic enough that Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge walked over to greet Jay Z and Beyoncé court side at the Brooklyn Nets game. I think Jay Z’s carriage is more aristocratic than Jimmy Irvine.
That profile though…
Beyonce put her up to it to brag about his “eating skills”. But we already knew he was eating good because she wasn’t with for his looks.
Lol…this bish crazy af
Is she serious!!?? Slow news day at the GAWKER much?
Hope he’s that good at eating the P
Dang. Jay can’t even have a snack without someone becoming enamored by it. People are out here wildin. ?
I see you Jay………………..
Stocker ???
Stocker ???
RiRi #BAE ???
Really?.
Jay Z is indeed a cultured well traveled aristocrat.
Lol
?? STALK MUCH???
This woman needs Jesus, Allah, Budha, Krishna really any kind of faith. She’s over here praising a man for eating pasta.
Where did your life go wrong if you are going to be mesmerised by someone eating. If it had been any other person eating spaghetti so graciously,” would you have written a whole essay and taken pictures?
Besides, spaghetti is a lot like fresh hay.
#yeahthatsshade
Only if you eat spaghetti like Jay
That “journalist” is a stalker with groupie tendencies. She should apply for a job at People magazine.
“TWIRLED HIS SPAGHETTI” ssounds sooooo….. gay!
I’m sure Beyonce insisted they take etiquette lessons together.
him eating made her wett lol
shut up!
White women….****sigh****
This is freakin’ HILARIOUS
Give me a break. How does she eat her spaghetti, like she was raised by a pack of wolves…..
Exactly! She acting like he was raised by a pack of wolves. I guess she thought so consideting he is a self proclaimed drug dealer. ?
Articles about how Jay-Z eats? Do we not have any IMPORTANT news to spread to the masses?