The NBA’s most famous narcissist is calling it quits after this season.
Kobe Bryant, of the Los Angeles Lakers, announced his decision to retire after this season with a poem on Derek Jeter‘s website, The Player’s Tribune on Sunday.
Kobe Bryant has been a non-factor for the LA Lakers for the past few years due to nagging injuries and his advanced age for an athlete (37).
As always happens with narcissistic athletes who overstay their welcome in their sport, his body forced him to leave.
There is no sadness in this farewell; scores of basketball fans are happy to see Kobe go.
After all is said and done on this earth, Kobe’s final epitaph will read: He was selfish on the court; arrogant off the court, and mean to that hotel desk clerk in Colorado.
Good Morning Roses !!
One time for Kobe!
Morning all. Uhhhh I am NOT a fan of Kobe, but congrats I guess.
Murning!
After all is said and done on this earth, Kobe’s final epitaph will read: He was selfish on the court; arrogant off the court, and mean to that hotel desk clerk in Colorado.
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It’s too early in the morning for this ?
and mean to that hotel desk clerk in Colorado
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You’re starting early…LMAO
Good Morning Roses! I always hated Kobe…. glad he knows when its time tho… Friday the Hawks game against the Lakers is going to be sold out! I might roll through there for this occasion tho.
I just said that downstairs. Morning!
I’ve never been a Kobe fan but no one can deny that he gave his all to the game. I’m not going to lie knowing that he’s retiring makes me feel a little old ?.
Happy Monday hope everyone had a great weekend
There is no sadness in this farewell
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Not true. Always a sadness when any athlete who broke records sits they ass down for good. I don’t eem like this cat and haven’t for years. But this shyt is sad.
This.?
Hey
Speaking of sports, I was a nervous wreck watching the patriots and Broncos play last night. When it went into OT I cut off the tv and went to bed my heart couldn’t take it.
Fully agree! Dude had a great career and he has rings. Can’t deny his stats.
I’ve never been so happy for the damn Broncos to win!!
Glad they asses lost so my Big Cats (Panthers) can enjoy THEIR time.
Hey girl
Morning!
Correct. Sandra play too much?
Kobe you had a good run sir… But some reason I just don’t have a thrill or sadness in this announcement ?
Kobe, Iverson, KG, Vinsanity…I grew up with them boys
Dude is the truth but I’m like okay Take care Kobe ?Bye
Ok! Osweiler did the damn thing!
Hey Ashy ! You hung over ?
all these years, no one could find one Kobe peen pic? All we got were those horrible glamour shots. I’m not happy today.
all the players I grew up with are retired… chile when Penny Hardaway retired I was like whaaaa…I been a Penny fan since just before she had a doll
I can’t stand Brady and Belicheck…glad they lost ?
The NBA’s most famous narcissist is calling it quits after this season.
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LOVE THIS!
MORNING!
I CONCUR THO -SHRUGS-
I loved the Lil Penny commercials ?. I was sad when Grant Hill retired. Had a terrible injury and fought his way back into the league.
VINCE STILL HOOPING THO…
OFF TOPIC: I FEEL LIKE THE GRIZZLIES IS THE ALTERNATIVE SCHOOL OF THE NBA.
That’s your takeaway from this story? Bwahahahahaa!!!! Seriously though, outside of the rape situation, Kobe has mostly kept his nose clean off the court. Surprisingly.
I don’t like Kobe but I can’t deny the fugly man was talented.
Congratulations and blessings to Kobe Bryant on a happy retirement. Kobe Bryant has worked hard and overcome much. I do have to say his love letter to basketball makes it all too clear that he loves basketball more than anything else in the world. #subliminalshade
Morning!
Yeah but he on his last leg too. I like the Grizzlies. I be pulling for Zach Randolph.
Dead ….. lol
After all is said and done on this earth, Kobe’s final epitaph will read: He was selfish on the court; arrogant off the court, and mean to that hotel desk clerk in Colorado.
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HOMETEAM HAS SQUAD POTENTIAL…FOREVER UNDERDOGS
As always happens with narcissistic athletes who overstay their welcome in their sport, his body forced him to leave.
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No chaser aye … damn
Right ?
Why wait? Leave today.
Chile …. straight like dat … Sandra said take care Ashy !!!
Good morning Roses! I hope y’all enjoyed your holiday. I ate too much, watched a lot of Unsung & got to see my family. ??
Morning suga pie !!
Morning
I need to know who Keyshia Cole is engaged to?
Wow the hate for my team is real this morning
Panthers don’t stand a chance with my Pats
I think she’s engaged to her dayum self! ?
SPEAKING OF FOOD – I BAKED 2 PIES LAST NIGHT AND NOT ONE SLICE ACCOMPANIED ME TO WORK TODAY. MY FEELINGS HURT.
Kobe won’t be one of those players that are crying broke after 5 years. Well at least I hope not.
I worked out twice over the weekend. I was proud of myself. Now I have to keep it up ?
The regular season ends in April. He has to go out with a bang. He’s going to show out at the all star game. Plus the final home game of the season, he has to get his standing ovation from the laker fans. You can’t expect a player like Kobe to just leave mid season. Amare Stoudemire maybe but not Kobe ???.
-PEEKS AT PUDGE- I SHOULD’VE WORKED OUT TOO
LOL
that’s what im thinking lol
I made pie last night too, and forgot to get some this morning. UGH.
One of my twins is majoring in athletic training she’s very pushy & got me to the gym.
WE’RE LOSING TODAY…BUT TOMORROW? WE WIN!
Then she adds a link to the rape allegations!!! Hahahaha
Gotta love it! ??
Not the whole team. I like Gronkowski ?
Let me know when y’all talk about Cynthia’s psychosis…
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What was up with Cynthia’s psychosis last night? I hate taking up for thot Porscha, but that was crazy to watch. I do feel like Porscha had no plan to apologize for saying it, so why did she go over there.
Apologizing isn’t admitting you’re wrong, genius. She’s so damn dumb, like for real. I apologize if I made you feel that way…..then you go into what you meant. It’s that easy. It’s not admitting wrong doing at all. Porscha was joking and we all took it that way, accept Cynthia.
No girl, TONIGHT. Because as soon as I get home, I am on it!! lol
From RHOA
So you are just going to ignore my post below…for real? Lol.
What kind of pie??
I have OD’d on Unsung this weekend! So much good music! I’m loving it!
LMAO, I saw your post and started laughing when I started my own. Pay me no never mind, you know that.
Me too! So many songs I forgot about.
And I love that the groups they choose are from all different decades. So I’m enjoying it and I turned it on at my mom’s house and her and my dad were enjoying it to since it was a lot of music from their youth.
Nessa gonna miss standing in her spot in that tunnel too Kobe
What happened?
omgggg… i need to see his last game. D;
Apple.
Does that mean you ate them all last night in your sleep?
Nothing chile, that’s the point. They went on a boat ride and the whole time they were calling each other bytches left and right. Then Kenya said, “Whatever bytch” and Cynthia lost her mind. Everyone was looking at her like she was crazy. The messed up part about it is— Porscha was going out of her way to be nice to her retarded self.
Cynthia needs to be less worried about Porscha and more worried about her sneaky husband. Tuh.
Lol. Porscha is slow but I feel where she was coming from. Cynthia was amped the entire time Porscha was trying to talk to her.
New post
For some reason Cynthia, to me, all of a sudden thinks she is a tough guy. But she is not.
~sends you a Jane Fonda vcr tape and a Richard Simmons’ “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” disc~
Go twin!
Kobe had great stats…. he also came back from that messy scandal he created too. I used to love the Lakers and basketball too but I lost interst about two years ago ….. Cingrats Kobe …. Guess you will coach or be a commentator which will be interesting .
oh jog on kobe right off the side off a cliff
And you know alcohol makes it worse. Kandi called it and it happened.
Well, they alluded to the fact that she sliced or bruised Porscha’s midsection during their little altercation. She may be going through menopause…
“his body forced him to leave”
Que Sera, Sera…Whatever Will Be, Will Be
He can be a commentator from here on out…
or…
Open some coffee shops…
or…
Some chicken joints…
or…
A dating service.
His retirements options are endless.
PETTY FREEBUSH…LOL IT MEANS I GOT TO WORK SANS PIE BECAUSE I FORGOT LIKE KEYA DID
KOBE SIT YOUR AS-S DOWN. I really try to like him.
THAT DOESN’T COUNT…EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER AT WORK. YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHARE IT
lol U got me.
HE WAS PARTYING WITH MO AND SB…AND HAD THE WIFE IN TOW. DON’T REALLY SEE THEM OUT MUCH.
You NEVER lied!!!!
I MADE SWEET POTATO THAT WASN’T 400 CALORIES PER SLICE
-SAYS “SHADE” LIKE “CHAISE” ON THE HAVERTY’S COMMERCIAL-
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Peter is probably wearing on her last nerve, and hopefully, not her last dollar.
It was time for him to retire. Thought he was gonna retire last year, but Im happy he is.
Exactly. I was being polite in comment upthread.
Do you think his wife will leave after he retires? I wonder.
Time will tell if ole Vanessa hangs on in there. It might depend on his post nba plans.
That’s way you shouldn’t call each other the B word. It’s ignorant and disrespectful. The way Porsha used the word was offensive.
I’ll be happy when I can write my job a goodbye poem.
Right..her imagination .
Kobe Bryant, of the Los Angeles Lakers, announced his decision to retire after this season with a poem: The Player’s Tribune…….
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Bye Kobe it was good whilst it lasted.
I think she has an exit plan. Appearances are very important to her so you know her plan will be tight.
Good. Good riddance “Mr. Bend Somebody Over A Desk Without Consent.” I ain’t forgot.
I see divorce for vanessa she won’t have nothing else to do with her time
Kobe tore that clerk’s butthole out. And she liked it from all the reports.
Big V is my boy……
See ya Black Mamba. I feel bad you couldn’t go out on top
HaHaHa literally. You said he over stayed his welcome…