Khloe Kardashian Shares 5 Easy Diet Tips For Losing Weight

Sandra Rose January 14, 2016

Khloe Kardashian was spotted leaving a taping of Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens: Live show on a cold night in New York on Wednesday.

The 31-year-old reality TV star wore an eye-catching black and white leopard skin jumpsuit in frigid temperatures.

Despite undergoing numerous plastic surgery procedures over the years, Khloe tells People magazine she is “committed to living a healthy lifestyle.”

Khloe shares her 5 easy diet tips below, courtesy of People.com.

1. Have Healthy Snacks Prepped and Ready

“I always have healthy items available to me when I’m hungry, so it’s available quickly. I’d rather eat a cookie than cut up vegetables, but now I don’t have an excuse.”

2. Chug Lots of …Water

“Water flushes you out and makes you feel better. In the hospital, all I drank was water. I was like a fish!”

3. Allow Occasional Treats — But Don’t Go Crazy

“I don’t deprive myself. I am still the person who is going to have a piece of cake, I just won’t have two of them! I’ll have a handful of M&M’s or a piece of pizza. If I drink, I have one or two glasses. It’s about understanding limitations.”

4. Eat Something Post-Workout to Avoid Hanger

“I always have fruit around. And I have a protein shake on the car ride home from the gym. Otherwise I get cranky!”

5. Focus on How Much Better You Feel

“I started having long-term feel-good moments from the gym. You don’t have long-term feel-good moments from pizza.”

YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Who would take diet advice from a Kardashian?
morenYAHdelsur

26?!?!? ???
Billy

She still has a fat girl face tho.
Billy

Right. She’s 32
elaine9245

Why would anyone take diet advice from a woman who has had plastic surgery to get her body. Booty is fake so I can’t believe anything she says.
thrift.store.jungle

? @khloe’s “tips”. while all are useful and beneficial… YOU, sir, were constructed on the surgeon’s table. here ?

u are snatched tho, khloseph. and i like your outfit + shoes ?
stav

This chick is chock full of plastic, amongst other things.
thrift.store.jungle

dog years, i think.
hotntot95

She looks good. But she has the means to pay for ANYTHING. No secular work..gyms, private chefs, plastic surgeons and spa’s are at her disposal.
Junkanoo

Is she only 26 , for real?…..that jumpsuit is a hell no ….it’s more of a catsuit an there really dated with not much in the way of design to them,perfect for Kardashian crass & gaudy
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Probably swelling due to a recent plastic surgery too.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Might as well have the meat on the bones.
morenYAHdelsur

She certainly behaves like a 20 something. Catch that shade ? LOL.
GuestSTAR

EXACTLY!!!
BKLYNS MAMA

She really look like a Giraffe….I’m not here for that jumpsuit!
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Did you see her get busted trying to say she baked some homemade pies, when she bought them from the bakery?

Just a complusive liar.
Ria

This is the one black people used to claimed was the real one. They are all liars. Klozilla need to come clean and admit that she got skinny from the nose candy.
Carla

its called do COCAINE, right Khloe?
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Where’s your fur at?
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

#6. Buy a WHOLE BODY
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Like the fat Anna Nicole Smith…
MoniquetheGeek

She’s hella cold but would rather you see her jumpsuit than to put on a coat.
shell

Coke and semen.
T3

????? I ain’t f’n with you??????
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She’s an emotional eater it won’t last.
MoniquetheGeek

#7. Call the paparazzi for photo ops going in and out of the gym #tipsfromKhloe
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

EYE told yall last night that her face looked dumb on Fallon.
MoniquetheGeek

That picture on the left look like she’s about to bust out doing the Harlem Shake.
Ria

Noticed the 2 ugly ones, the two plain white looking ones (her and Kylie) are the ones desperately trying hard to be hot? They want to be Kimbecile so bad. Kimbecile doesn’t even want to be Kimbecile and these two are dying to look like her.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

*looks up* UmmmmmSpeaking of POLAR BEARS…

*jacked We not gonna freeze to death yall! We may burn to death, but hey

(CNN)Could this be good news about global warming? Latest research suggests that human intervention has postponed the beginning of the next ice age.

The researchers suggest that even moderate human interference with the planet’s natural carbon balance, through activities such as the burning of fossil fuels, might delay the next glacial cycle by 100,000 years.

Scientists at the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research in Germany have found that the Earth’s last eight ice ages can be explained by a relation between insolation — solar radiation reaching the Earth’s surface — and CO2 concentration in the atmosphere. This also helps to predict future glacial cycles.

“As far as the human power is concerned, the main lesson is that by burning fossil fuel over just one century we will affect climate for at least 100,000 years or even more,” lead researcher Andrey Ganopolski tells CNN.

“Although it has no practical importance whether the next ice age will begin in 50,000 or 100,000 years from now, the fact that we can alter such a remote future clearly shows that humans already have a power to affect the future on geological time scales.”

In the current climate, Earth will also be looking rather different. “Like
no other force on the planet, ice ages have shaped the global
environment and thereby determined the development of human
civilization,” co-author and PIK-Director Hans Joachim Schellnhuber says in a statement.

“For instance, we owe our fertile soil to the last ice age that also carved out today’s landscapes, leaving glaciers and rivers behind, forming fjords, moraines [soil and rock deposits] and lakes. However, today it is humankind with its emissions from burning fossil fuels that determines the future development of the planet.”
Danger

I like the jumpsuit, but not on her surgically enhanced body. She is giving me Giraffe though.
Ria

Haha. Omg.
Ria

Desperate to show off that fake coke body with no muscle tone.
Ria

Sexy is what you’ll never be, Klozilla.
elaine9245

Oh, I remember that! Just flat busted. Smh!
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

She’s done something to her face. In the last 2 months it looks very different. I’m thinking her nose was messed with…and something around the eyes.
Str8tUpMenace

Too bad that ninja can’t give tips on how to grow a real ass
stav

Then when she got busted by the owner of the bakery, she tried to go ham , calling her a petty mf. Like really she’s petty for calling you out for taking credit for her work. Although she isn’t a Kardashian she may as well be, there is nothing they won’t like about.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

You got to watch people who lie about stupid stuff. Who even cares… You not selling pies. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b00152f14fd123e370476acc2b5f062b91cd3f5a53b7997601c2757af9eca250.png
Oh Tommie

That’s my boo…but 26 years old?? Is that a typo?
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

No creativity.
Str8tUpMenace

Orenthal, Jr can give tucking tips, tho. Cuz his tuck game on fleek
Oh Tommie

I had to scroll back up for that…well worth the laugh!!! hahaha
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

She probably taught Lamar Odom how to lose weight.
Tracy Taylor

What she really meant to say is have your plastic surgeon on speed dial
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

She’s got the Lioness type surgery thing going on

Hmmp she may just look like a Sumo Lil Kim by Christmas *snickers*
Str8tUpMenace

???
Str8tUpMenace

She tried, but he OD’d
elaine9245

I used to like her but now its obvious all of them are just a joke. Whatever gets the media attention seeking going, goes.
Let Your Soul Glow

Dead @ Khloseph! ????
Let Your Soul Glow

Too soon, ma’am, too soon! ?
MoniquetheGeek

And lip fillers. They look a lot more plump.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

Khloe actually does work out. I’ll give her that. She’s absolutely surgically…and possibly narcotically…enhanced BUT she does take her faux azz to the gym as well. If she didn’t she’d look more like Kim in the body even though she’s taller, but she’s streamlined and that comes from actual physical activity beyond sucking dyck and attention whoring.
Let Your Soul Glow

Have you seen Rumer Willis? She is one of the ugliest celeb kids and has been since she was a child. Poor ugly thing went and got lip fillers for the Golden Globes. I think she got her nose done too, but that could have been prior work. And they said she was wearing a butt pad for that jumpsuit she was wearing.
Ria

Black men emphasize big azz way too much, now you have ugly white girls believe that all they need is big fake azzes and black men will go gaga over them. While Most do, that’s because most are idiots. they can’t pull the intellectual sophisticated black men. They would need a brain for that. From what I’ve observed, white men don’t find them attractive, it’s the black men that put them on a pedestal. That’s why they are marketed that way, it’s easier that way. It helps boost their self esteem to be paraded as a trophy. These witches are fake from head to toes but some people won’t point it out but let a non white be plastic all over, that’s all you’ll hear, haha.
nucynu25

Can’t hate she looks really good & you can tell she does work out . Nah , that ass is definitely fake but her body is nice .
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Then you got James Harden and Kanye talking about Adidas is family. Her and her sister are going to be getting Adidas dividends.

Peep game.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

WHALE that’s just too much for me to be imagining. Yikes!
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

She does. That body is not all lipo and pill popping.
Ria

Haha.
Luv Pitties

How did they find out it was from the store?
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

Yeah…she should chill. ASAP.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Did we talk about this yet?

Straight Outta Compton has been nominated for an Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

I haven’t seen it. Was it good?
Luv Pitties

Lmao at Khloseph!!!
Luv Pitties

BPA
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2c3195c1038208b3e36dd9c39acfd0dcdf5fd33ac4e5b9be678eb26b8111f70b.gif

She was stealing pie recipes on Thanksgiving and now she’s giving diet advice on New Year’s…
elaine9245

Of course and I don’t feel bad at all for James and Kanye.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

I enjoyed it. It brought back alot of memories.

I appreciate how they kept putting the Rodney King (riots and court) footage up there.

I think you’d like it
Mrs. Sunshine

She looks good.
elaine9245

She forgot to remove their signature mark they use on all of the pies and someone noticed it.
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

6. Have access to fat transfers, diet pills, waist trainers, specially prepared foods, and any other upscale fad that helps to shed pounds quickly. Yes she may work out, but yes she also cheats…Like many of them do…No hate no shade…Thought I’d be doing it too after last nights powerball…I was wrong? Back to exlax and starving my self to maintain my svelte size 18??
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

SR! Did you see that your girl, Tameka dropped her last name?

This should make all the Usher folks, that was all mad about it, very happy. *snickers*
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Svelte! That’s my word yo *hangs head* I talk about “my svelte figure” often
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

?? Hi?? How’s tricks how’s tricks?!
MoniquetheGeek

CRYING!
jeniefrumdabloc™

That second photo looks backwards or something ….. like her head on wrong……. Chile all this demon need to do is point folks to the right surgeon …… I wouldn’t be taking no advice from a person that has had over 95 damn surgeries on their body …… and to loose weight knowing damn well ….. Bye Witch !
elaine9245

Lol.. Ok!
Ria

? size 18 is not svelte.
Ria

Haha.
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

The writers were White though. It’s a nice accolade regardless. It’s tough when the voters are mainly elderly White males. They like their Coloreds in chains and aprons…Sometimes it’s not even a racist thing, just so nastalgic for them. Back when Negroes cleaned the house, not occupied…The House…The house of all Houses? Love my Prez?
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

In my mind it is??? I’m from Canada, we use a different measuring scale?
jeniefrumdabloc™

Bren you better come through baby ….. ^^^ That’s my cherry nuts …. yass … nuff said
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

I get that (I guess) BUT STEAL I think it’s HUGE that THEIR STORY is up for an award.

I’m not gonna think about the writers, I’m gonna focus on the story that made it

Capiche?
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Mkaaaaay??
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

You think she’s had her WhoHah worked on?
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

????
jeniefrumdabloc™

Chile Sasqatch needs to get the fawk out here wit that mess …. with them lies (see gif) ole demon
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Roger that?????
jeniefrumdabloc™

Yep …… everything but her damn ingrown toenails
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Have you? If not, I’m avail to do the workin???
Ria

Haha ?. Since 18 is svelte over there, what do you call someone like me…a size 2?
jeniefrumdabloc™

Yasss ….. and why I just flicked them in my mind rofl
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

???
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Hungry???
Ria

Hahaha omg, I’m cracking up!!!! ???????????????
Let Your Soul Glow

The store saw her post and they knew she had come in and bought those same items. And instead of giving them credit and tagging them, she claimed she made them herself.
Luv Pitties

I bet she tried to play it off like she was joking.
Luv Pitties

They should sue her
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

A worked on whohah
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers
Let Your Soul Glow

Her jaw line is just scary. She has her moms small eyes, but all her features are smushed in the center of this gigantic face she inherited from her dad. Sheesh! Tullulah made out much better.
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

?????
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VV

? you just made my afternoon! Yassss ??
Too Many Colors

Khloe Simpson wishes she was 26?
Too Many Colors

Hell her real daddy OJ was in trouble in 1995. I got a kid born that year. Puts us right at 21. Khloe was 5??? Ok. ?
jeniefrumdabloc™

Chile come through with that truth chile …… all these lies this demon spitting ……. the nerve
smartchickfl

Yes…She’ll be 32 this year.
https://sandrarose.com SandraRose

It was just a placeholder until I Googled her real age. There’s nothing to see here.
jeniefrumdabloc™

me either … but I’m getting the blu ray soon as it releases …
jeniefrumdabloc™

You have to to keep those surgeries up if not you will look exactly like you did before surgeries…… but don’t scream healthy when ya chop fat off and placed it in ya azz only to tone it up …… Nerp …. FOH Sasqatch #RealweightlosshealthypeopleMatter
Locapoca

No words needed just click the pic https://sandrarose.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rofl.gif
jeniefrumdabloc™

Not to mention Booga sugar was another regimen for her so called weight loss…… Chile palease
Sexy CJ

Khloe shares her 5 easy diet tips:

“I started having long-term feel-good moments from the gym”…….
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

True. She should stfu knowing it wasn’t all achieved through eating right and exercising.
Sexy CJ

*********
Jennifer Hudson’s Knees

Im not finna take advice from a bih who’s always “leaving the gym” with a face full of makeup & no sweat
Just Keya

Wwwhhaaattt where did you see it?
Str8tUpMenace

??? *dead*
jeniefrumdabloc™

^^^^
Sexy CJ

“It’s about understanding limitations”……..
Too Many Colors

Hummph. Trouble Don’t Last Always rendition by that Rose with a Peabo Bryson hairline (shouts out to a former male Rose for that one. Luh ya?) … has been scrubbed from these Internet streets. I was gonna repost the link due to you getting smart downstairs. Complete with your shoulder hunches.

If I can’t find it, it can’t be found. You lucky.
Tammie Reed

Who needs all of that when you have excellent photoshop apps and plastic surgeons lmao!
Just Keya

Dead as hell. Lucky ain’t the word. Lol lol. ???????
Too Many Colors

I’m mad about it too
Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

K-hole’s 5 easy diet tips. 1. Cocaine. 2. Cocaine. 3. BBD. (Big Black Dack) 4. Plastic Surgery. 5.Cocaine.
Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

Cause photoshop doesn’t work in real life, unfortunately.
Let Your Soul Glow

Keya’s pregnant petty was all questioning her poem. ? That’s what riled her up. ?
E-VannaRootsAllEvil

Hilarious
morenYAHdelsur

Hahaha ?
Too Many Colors

I got the moves like Jagger?

Dub10 in here dancing her head off. I done had two dranks and done bust the Just Dance high score in its AYS. Ha! She was like you got the high score? ? she been dancing 25 minutes tryna reverse it. Hilarious
Rolly

That’s why people despise them! Because they’re always trying to lie right to your face ???
Too Many Colors

BBD make you lose weight? ?. I gained. I think it’s because we eat before and after? What am I doing wrong?
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

Well it got me pregnant and that’s a definite weight gain situation so idk about its weight loss properties. Small peen made me lose weight though…
Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

That’s what the cocaine’s for. I gained too I also eat before and after. Sometimes during ?.
Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

Small peen weight loss? How?
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

I worked out to work off my general dissatisfaction with the relationship as a whole. When you’re already not feeling a dude and the sex goes too…exercise helps.
PettyEyezPrime

Were you depressed ?
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

No, just regular unhappy. First and only time I ever cheated. I cheated with BBD. It was great. Won’t cheat ever again though…I felt bad about myself for that.
PettyEyezPrime

Tis true. I was my best size when my ex was on his way out the door.
Too Many Colors

I eat during too?
Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

Oh okay. I wish I did that during my last relationship , instead of eating everything ?.
Lovelove

She’s saying nothing new. Was tip #6 Plastic Surgery and Butt implants? Bye ho.
PettyEyezPrime

I cheated after horrible sex. I felt like I had to redeem myself. Now I just tell people that if it’s small or wack, I’ll pass. Why me and firefighter dude would have never worked. It was like a pencil. He was not about to chop up my insides.
Lovelove

And them boys deserve whatever happens.
Too Many Colors

Choppa Style…chop chop choppa style ?

Sorry.?
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

He might have written a beautiful story with that pencil ? I cheated because I just didn’t gaf anymore. Plus he had cheated repeatedly. I never felt bad for cheating on him. I felt bad because that’s not the kind of person I want to be. Better to leave than cheat.
Lovelove

I concur
Lovelove

And her face is blown up…fakery at its finest.
PettyEyezPrime

You should be. Da band member’s songs will not be the soundtrack to my life
Let Your Soul Glow

“She never fully understands it, that I’d rather leave then cheat…” That last sentence got me singing Donell Jones!
jussaying

I saw the behind the scenes images on Vogue. They are flawless.
PettyEyezPrime

O i didn’t feel bad. I was pissed at myself for laying there knowing it was bs. It wasn’t the first time i had sex with that person. He gained weight, his performance showed it. Sigh. Was going hard to. I had to tell him to stop?. He asked, why you good? ?
PettyEyezPrime

I played his cd today.
jussaying

Lmao. Maybe Grace told her to since now they are married. BISH THERE IS ONLY ONE AND YOU AINT IT. She paid her back with a side piece upside the head from that time Meek Meek threw the turkey day leftovers at the car lmfao.
jussaying

Her mouth too. She looks like a drunk Anna Nicole.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

Is this too many steps a Twinkie away from Vince Herbert dude?
nucynu25

Donnelly Jones was full of shit lol has all the of the dog dudes talking bout I just gotta figure somethings out . It’s not you its me.
PettyEyezPrime

No. This was actually someone I dated years ago. Was in shape. Gained a little (I thought) when we went there again years later. His fat must have spread once the clothes came off.
nucynu25

I never heard abt her & drugs before this post ..
Too Many Colors

That damn other song…She gives me all her love but only half her time…well nigga, on the song before this one you had put the bish on timeout!

Man. Promise I thought it was just ME that was pissed TF OFF at that album
PettyEyezPrime

?? DEAD. I’m texting with him now lol.
PettyEyezPrime

You know it’s a double standard lol. I still was jamming though?
PettyEyezPrime

I was like, wait since when she younger than me? Didn’t do the education. CLEARLY lol.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3c0da29211d13b4fe9f5f5c0ae9720a35c4070f7f1c0516ecbbcb99bf229a833.jpg

I figured we talk about somebody with actual talent or real models.
jeniefrumdabloc™

Chile ….
harley_quinn2.0

This debate is a joke. These simpleton’s will actually go out and vote for one of these idiot’s. And to that I say you get what you deserve.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

I love and hate that song.
harley_quinn2.0

Trump is smug af, Christie has a FUDA, Cruz and Rubio are phony as heyul, Bush is a punk, Carson…(Whitney Houston laugh), Fiorino….FOH. Don’t know who this other fugga is.
Alicia.Ashe

She forgot to mention having the fat sucked out helps.
Just Keya

?????
Just Keya

Yyyaasssss ??????
Just Keya

Oh wait, I thought she was talking about the song. Not that tack head from making the band. Ugh.
Greg: Less hate, more love.

LOL that gif is hilarious. A former Snl cast member.
PettyEyezPrime

She was lol. But da bands choppa was in his feelings because of it
PettyEyezPrime

You will not! Not on this here night Keya. Did you iron yet? ?
Andre

she was on howard stern and said she is all natural
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Yeah, I thought she was 31.
nucynu25

Lmao
lslh

She forgot surgery
kekeb

Yo name I’d deeeeaaad wrong ???
BLACK LOVE

I hope she doesn’t think we gonna take her word when she bought a Azz and got plastic surgery…but we supposed to believe she loss weight natural gtfoh
Bayou Classic

We don’t believe. You need more people.
Too Many Colors

I was like how she get to be younger than ROB? ?
Bayou Classic

Yup.
PettyEyezPrime

I think he’s 28! TRIED IT! Beyoncé’s old as dirt and Khloe’s aging backwards ?? How Sway?
That’s Interesting

I never thought I would say it….but she looked better at first.
E-VannaRootsAllEvil

Lol
E-VannaRootsAllEvil

Really? Wow
Just Keya

I did! *proud* gn
PettyEyezPrime

Nighty night
the guest

Why would she lie about her age when anyone can google and see she was celebrating her 29th and 30th a couple of years ago. What’s funny about the Kardashians is when they take themselves seriously and act like spokespeople and authorities on subjects. Just be reality stars and leave it at that.
NYTimes#1Bestseller

Y tf is she famous?
LuvMyBrownSkin?

Seems like everyone is on the Katrashian’s payroll.
Bonny

She looks uncomfortable.
?E?E?M?A

One word for her diet: liposuction
Meme81

Same types of people who buy Kim’s Selfie book and went to Brucilla’s speaking engagements.
Readytochokemothernatureonout

I don’t see money on the list…..
Readytochokemothernatureonout

Me too
Readytochokemothernatureonout

I cried every time I heard it cause I was told them words at the time lol just crine, the kids bless their hearts wiping tears away. Today I think I was on crack for that when I see him and wonder wtf was I crine fuh!!!!
Fendi

Basically, Khloe is disclosing the fact that an eating disorder is how she lost weight. All of this “hard work” Kris is claiming she did is bullcrap. Unless she is eating a raw food diet, which I highly doubt, then it appears as though she has a rather unhealthy relationship with food.

I eat in moderation, because that’s how I was raised. Eat until you’re full, then when you’re finished, remove your plate from the table. I see people eat like hogs and heifers and it almost makes me not want to eat. You don’t go from eating whole pies and cakes, whole chickens and isht to a little of this and a smidgen of that. That heifer is a liar.
Fendi

And she bought them from one of the nastiest bakeries in the city, Sweet Lady Jane’s. ?
zeta4life

HAPPY FRIDAY….MS SANDRA AND ROSAYS….
I am reading this darn story about a girl named “Cinnamon”….who spent all her money on lottery tickets/ GOT THE NERVE TO HAVE A GOFUNDME ACCT# and tell u THAT….too early…..BRB…going to get me some coffee
Dee

Or advice from any of that trash. By the way, fish don’t drink water dummy.
zeta4life

^^^^^THIS
zeta4life

LMAO!!!!!
Milani

Hey Z!! You could have had FREE coffee if you were here. Mr. Milan bought me a Ninja Coffee Bar for my office *sips*

How’s MrZ & Z20?
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Bring me some coffee and some breakfast. Hurry up.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Dummies? Gotcha
zeta4life

*slaps coffee outcho’ handzes*…. girl….LOL….since u asked MRZ got his azz on his shoulders cuz’ HE got drill this weekend….AND don’t think I am going to this Zeta Founders day event tomorrow night….that I HELP PLAN!!!FOH…
zeta4life

*dis rude heifer*…..Have this damn snickers instead…TUH… Hey ladybug…
zeta4life

How r the Milly’s????? especially the little one…
zeta4life

ATTENTION…ATTENTION!!!!…IMMA NEED @MotherOfDragonsShopaholicGeek:disqus , @Keya to REPORT TO MY OFFICE….ASAP!!! Ya’ll pregnant azzes….LOL!!!!
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

Good morning.
zeta4life

HEY U….u and preggers Keya….had me rolling….!!!!!
iWasteTime

TGIF Roses!
Torae

Yet she still manages to look like a man with a Brazilian butt lift…
MzFutureLCSW

In LA, yeah. That is normal. After working out they go in the bathroom and do their face.
Just Keya

*kicks in door* Heyyyy Zeta! What’s up!
Let Your Soul Glow

Morning, Zeta! ??
Just Keya

Good Morning Roses. Happy Friday! *sits out cheese eggs, French toast, and bacon on the blog table* Happy Friday All!
Just Keya

LMAO. It’s too early. God bless her though.
Let Your Soul Glow

Morning! Let me slide some of that French Toast over here, I’m hungry!
Just Keya

*slides you a big plate*
Let Your Soul Glow

Can somebody tell me if the Tupac biopic is made-for-TV like TLC or theater film like Biggie?
Just Keya

Maybe she would of been taken more serious if she said the truth. I had surgery and coke to get the weight off. And to keep it off I do blah, blah, blah. IJS.
Just Keya

Good Question…Although TLC was good…..
Just Keya

Soooo yall see how Bruce now wants to date men? I told yall he was gay. SMDH.
Just Keya

Oh and Pam from Martin’s husband got caught with a sex tape and se done sent it to all the family and friends and is divorcing him. LMAO. Why Jesus.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

SERIOUSLY? Smh…
nicelyput32

Was her husband with a man or woman?
nicelyput32

Not surprised.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

Btw…I’ve had long term feel good moments from pizza AND from the gym.
Too Many Colors

Why is this white woman up top still on my screen?

*walks off*
Let Your Soul Glow

Yeah, that one was good. I’m seeing pics from the set and just wondered if this was coming on TV later this year or in theaters next year.
Bam Bam Li

?????? dying
Just Keya

A woman….well several women….at her house…and his simple self taped it.
Too Many Colors

Yeah. Even showed them getting them 1992 recalled ass Rav4’s. That were turning over on sharp turns and if the wind blew hard. Hey. It was actual and factual
Just Keya

I think I will take it either way. As long as if it’s going to tv it’s good and not all stupid, like they like to do some of these other made for tv movies.
Just Keya

Yup. smh. All this time, he was oh I’m not gay. Where do you think this man is goon put his peen Bruce? In your non existing cooch? SIR BYE.
Just Keya

Sounds good to me.
Let Your Soul Glow

Good question. Because she used to scissor with the best of them back in the day so I never expected her to marry.
Just Keya

Morning.
Too Many Colors

I’m hungry AF. I gotta go tour hotel at 11am we got for fam reunion. I might not make it til then. Might leave. Go get food. Leave again. Nigga shyt
nicelyput32

Poor Beedy Bee, I mean Tichina.
Too Many Colors

Hola!
Let Your Soul Glow

I wish he would just go away!
Sleepy One

Oh and lets not forget a phone full of pictures and videos
Let Your Soul Glow

First rule right there, leave no evidence! Dummy!
Let Your Soul Glow

Yeah, I’m looking forward to the Toni Braxton TV biopic. I was a hardcore fan back in the 90s.
Just Keya

First off, yes you are correct. Second, why in this life would you have these women AT MY HOUSE, IN MY BED?! Really? between the two of yall, yall can’t go find a hotel or something? I hope she sent the tape to his momma. Tuh. Excuse me, miss? COME GET YO NASTY SON.
Just Keya

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

This was 23 mins ago… so what did you get for breakfast?
AnonymousRose

Blacks learn your DNA, their diet and our real diet dont compare……
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

#J15 #J15 #J15 #J15 #J15 #J15 #J15 #J15 #J15 #J15 #J15 #J15

ALTHOUGH THESE ARE GOOD POINTS…SURGERY IS A BEAST.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

They chemically both provide those however we already know that. Maybe she thinks we don’t.
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

I PROMISE…THIS FRIDAY TOOK IT’S SWEET ASS TIME!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Honestly she classy compared to me. I’d be petty and violent.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

He’s attention whoring.
chappedlippz

And surgery doesn’t hurt either….
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I don’t like snickers but I like nuts (both kinds). Hey how are you doing?
SpillyNillie

She looks…cold…
http://www.mylifeinlame.com/?m=1 Kimberly

Yo name doe!!!! LMBO
PettyEyezPrime

TGIF and Monday is a holiday! I don’t know what else to say about Khloe and her diet tips. I don’t even care if she had surgery. I’m just happy her face has, IMO, consistently looked the same.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I think she looks real trans something up top. Like she was going for trans woman but then decided half way through trans man.
Milani

Poor baby has pink eye in both eyes. Milan4 caught it from one of his little friends at school and passed it on to the baby:(
Just Keya

Oh no! Prayers for your little ones. UGH. I HATE school germs.
PettyEyezPrime

She was fat before. Her face was fat. She just looks slim IMO. I’m letting her live.
Let Your Soul Glow

Happy Anniversary!
LeBrick James

I actually liked her and Lamar Odom as a couple… but Lamar ended up being a knucklehead who just totally messed that up.
Clown.
Milani

Thanks Keya. I have 3 little ones, and it seems like I’m constantly buying meds, wiping noses, etc. One gets sick, they all get sick
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

IT’S FOUNDER’S DAY GLOW!
Just Keya

Yall I am still trippin off of how people, including Yandy, were trying to say Mandeecees rap on that video was hot. Hot as in a hot mess, then yes. But I can’t believe people are saying he was good. Some sad shyt.
Milani

*goes to Google said video*

edited to add: I cut it off after the first line…I’m not interested in Mendeecees the “rapper”, smh.
Just Keya

That’s me and Ju!!! EVERY DAMN WEEK it’s something else. Ever since she started day care, it’s been one thing after another. smh. I can’t stand it.
Too Many Colors

I’m still sitting here.
Let Your Soul Glow

Sorry, I’m not greek, so I don’t know what to call it. I knew what J15 meant, but okay, Happy Founders Day!
imright

& then got Kiss involved!! ?
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

AWWW I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT -HUGS-
Too Many Colors

No holiday for me. I could. Would be my floating holiday. But fugg it. Imma work.
Let Your Soul Glow

Remember Whatchamacallit who played Fancy on the Jamie Foxx show? When her hubby was caught cheating she sent an email detailing his dirt to his entire company. I once got an email, this was years ago, from some person who was the scorned boyfriend of some man at my church. Dude sent the email to a group of us church members and it included proof of dude’s STD. It was Jerry Springer messy!
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

A FOOL. A DAMN FOOL.
Let Your Soul Glow

We’re cool! Yay girls in pearls!
harley_quinn2.0

I heard a snippet….trash!
Let Your Soul Glow

See, that’s how my 5 month old got RSV a few weeks ago, my 1-1/2 yo nephew all breathing on her. Kids are the cutest, but germiest things!
http://batman-news.com Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

This advice is nothing new
Too Many Colors

Married couple at the paper (it was A LOT of married folks, folks fuggin, living together etc) got a divorce. A reporter and an ad executive. It was AWFUL you hear me? And he started fuggin a lady down in the business office. BS every single day for MONTHS
Too Many Colors

Wait. Who? ? My baby? Jason Kiss?
Let Your Soul Glow

Ugh! Did y’all coworkers have to pick sides? I wouldn’t want all that drama at work. Hell, actual work is drama enough some days!
Just Keya

YES! WHY would he even jump on that foolishness? Did he owe someone a favor or something?
Just Keya

OMG!!!!!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I haven’t gone that far but I have a let a momma or two know the details of their trifling azz sons. Maybe I told a wife and a girlfriend but you know… that’s just a maybe.
LeBrick James

I’m sorry but …when your name rhymes with man-feces, I’m already gonna start to tune you out right up front .
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

????????

??
Let Your Soul Glow

You told somebody’s MAMA?? LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Did she believe you? You know mamas and their sons…
LeBrick James

A college educated woman marrying a drug-dealing criminal who’s facing federal time.
I can’t with some of these sistas.

#dobetter
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Have you started singing I will survive yet? ‘Oh I, I will survive. Oh as long as I can make it until I leave to find food, I knoooowww I’ll stay awake. Now I may be grumpy thannn a mug and I may not send a smile but I got all, all this time to wait. I got nothing on my plate. I will survive. I won’t survive, I have to, I gotta, survivive…’ (music comes in).
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

108 years of greatness. Happy Founders Day!
Too Many Colors

Man listen to ME. It was SUPA UGLY (Jay Z voice). Homegirl I’m still close with was the Sr.HR Coordinator at the time. We had to leave the BAR one night cause biz office lady and female reporter done got into it, a blade was pulled and the cops was called. So homie boss called HER to go…and my boss called me since reporter was newsroom employee. My boss was out of town. We just happened to be out together ? We were STRAIGHT lit! Had to stop by Starbucks in a CAB to sober up. We was like we can’t go to work drunk like this?
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I may or may not be sick on Monday.
Too Many Colors

CRO industry doesn’t care about black people (Ye voice)
Just Keya

*sips tea* The Delta Sigma Theta’s Founders Day was last week right. #PalmTreeSuperShade LMAO. (It’s playful shade though..kind of)
Let Your Soul Glow

Wow!!!! Now when the news people almost become a news story, that’s bad! SN: I don’t know how HR folks do it, bc they are always in the thick of anything that goes on at the job. God bless em! I’d drink, too!
Too Many Colors

We we all know my ass will air that chit OUT. Fugg YA.
iWasteTime

So Sandra made it a 4 day weekend?
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

You mean our daughters? It was 2 days ago.
nucynu25

Am lost in the sauce lol
Just Keya

It’s not even that for me…it’s the fact that she is really trying to act like she is so shocked that he is going to do 8 years. Can we be honest, and I have said this in this post already, 8 years ain’t shyt for trafficking drugs across state lines. And you had that white. Not some funky ass weed. So how in this LIFE did you only get 8 years? The damn white people who do this get more than 8 years. Sir, you are snitching on someone. Your own peoples you got locked up with are doing more than 8. All that to say, Yandy KNEW he was selling drugs from the get go. SO why is she trying to act like this is new to her, IDK. You are a dope boys wife. A hood novel in the making. AND your man was not the plug. Get over it and be glad he only got the 8 years. By the time he gets out, he won’t be able to tell them kids shyt.
Too Many Colors

Reporter had wrote a story about a man met a girl and turns out he couldn’t keep his dikk in his pants and was financially irresponsible. And put it all over the building. At night. They saw her ass on camera. Biz office lady got a restraining order. Reporter bish had to walk literally a block to come in and out. The paper spans 2 city blocks
Renee26

DEAD! He’s obviously gay…we knew it was coming, I mean how else would he know he wanted to be a woman if he didn’t have womanly desires
Let Your Soul Glow

Because we been looking at this bear too long! New post please!
nucynu25

Her lips look like Bruce Jr’s , but the than that she does look the same .
Renee26

Exactly…that’s the ultimate disrespect (rolls eyes haaard)
SummerBaby

All of this! I also think she helped him clean up his money. I expect her to get pregnant before he turns himself in.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

Imagine Yandy on Mob Wives. “Ya husband is a rat. He cooperated. He’s a rat.” ??
Just Keya

No I mean the people who took what yall were doing and transformed it into greatness. lmao. My aunt is a Delta. And if I ever get a chance to pledge (my old ass) it sure would be DST. And hopefully my daughter will want that too. If not, I hope daddy pays for it, because I am not. #Petty
Too Many Colors

They love that word chile
Let Your Soul Glow

I wish you could see my face right now…restraining orders?! What the what?! Woooo, chile, your job was a regular soap opera! All My Newspaper Children!
Renee26

This is why a lot of companies have no dating policies
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Never. Not just when it comes to holidays either.
harley_quinn2.0

I hope not!
Str8tUpMenace

If you could’ve saw my face when I read those damn comments. SMDH!!!!!!! Folks be saying some straight up bullsheet just to get a response or a retweet. #imconvinced Cuz his verse was week old TRASH on a humid 101 degree summer day.
nucynu25

That is so selfish to me , why keep putting kids in such a messy situation ?
Too Many Colors

They STAYED with some shyt there!
Renee26

Damn
SummerBaby

Did you see Cam’ron & Juju posting the video like it was hot? ?
Str8tUpMenace

I just responded to you in the other post about that shyt. Broke my damn heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get it that he likes to do charity work, and give back, but come on Jada!!!!!!!!!! I just might open-neck his ass over that if I see him in public.
Just Keya

ALL THE WAY OUT. Think I won’t? Shyytttt. I call parents up quick. I don’t care if they care or not. Keya8’s dad. Told him momma straight up “the son YOU raised is a bold face lie. About any and everything. And he a hoe. The biggest one I know. He ain’t shyt and he steals. YOU raised that.” To this DAY she don’t like me. and I still don’t really care for her either. I speak when my son is around and that’s about it.
harley_quinn2.0

Jim Jones was not here for it! I expected more from Cam and Kiss.
harley_quinn2.0

Charity work LMAO!
Just Keya

Mind you it was all the ex bf’s fault. SO why be mad at the other lady. smh. lol. Oh wait, he was cheating with the other co-worker?
Let Your Soul Glow

Well, damn!
SummerBaby

Extremely! I just know somebody gonna come through here & say as long as she can afford to take care of them blah blah blah ?
Too Many Colors

That is one industry it won’t ever happen in. Normally if we wanted a reporter or executive bad enough, and their spouse was industry we would give spouse job too. TV News too. Local news couple comes to mind Fred Shropshire and Cheyenne Rodriguez. They gone now. But they go to every city working together.
Str8tUpMenace

Yes, Dub, yes!!!!!! Straight up brought tears to my damn eyes. *sniffles* Why, Al Qaeda Jada, why??????? *cries*
Just Keya

Child that was after she told me I did not have a golden cooch and he don’t have a golden dyck. I was fed up!!!!
MzFutureLCSW

She looks pretty.
harley_quinn2.0

Yandy likes to think she’s above others but she’s a bird just like Tara
Let Your Soul Glow

Oh, okay. Moms was already out of pocket. Nuff said!
Just Keya

THIS! And the love to tell people that too. lol.
nucynu25

U know it , I don’t mean to sound like 25 but why purposely keep having kids with a man who you know is going to jail . Like , grow tf up & think abt them being without their father instead of trying to be a down ass bish .
Too Many Colors

Not direct coworker. They was 3 different departments. Advertising. News. Business Operations. So same company. Might not EVER see each other daily. That building was more like a campus. And not bf. These fools were long time married.
Str8tUpMenace

YASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Folks were saying that he might be talking about JR Writer. Who knows. But I know that if Yandy the Sloth tries to talk slick, Chrissy gon handle that ass again, and I am here for it!!!!!!!!!!!! YASSSSSSSSSSS #teamchrissy
Renee26

Oh God I hope not..but wouldn’t be surprised…she’s really wrapped up in that degenerate
SummerBaby

How old is Yandy & Mendeecees?
Renee26

They irk my LAST nerve with that ish
nucynu25

Yep , exactly . Maybe she’s a humming bird & Taras a pigeon.
Just Keya

THIS. I promise I feel like she got pregnant because the other woman was pregnant. Then she ran and got married because she knew he was going to jail. NONE of this is cute by the way and he is not going to even know these kids by the time he gets out. They won’t know him and that oldest one might not want to be bothered. I have seen it happen. It’s a damn shame. But they did not care.
SummerBaby

Love is a helluva drug.
nucynu25

Idk, too old for the stupidity .
Renee26

Yes why want your kids to grow up without a father….and your bed be cold when you can have a decent dude who’s legit…UGH
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

Greatness is subjective. Before making my decision I researched the history of both organizations. I always thought I wanted to be a Delta prior to doing some serious education. When I knew better I did better. If your daughter does decide to go with the First and Finest I’ll pay for it. I will always encourage originality.
Str8tUpMenace

Why you surprised about Yandy being college educated, but married a dope boy???? Yandy aint shyt but a hood-booger with an education. I saw that from her first season on Love & Hip Hop. She may be book smart, and may even have some business sense, but her rat ass has no common sense whatsoever.
Just Keya

ALL of this. HE was worse than Jim Jones. And I love Jim, but his rapping is not good at all. Just bad. Only one who really could rap in that whole group was Camron. And I swear Camron did that shyt for a private laugh. Ain’t no way he can think Mandeesees is hot.
Str8tUpMenace

And he talks like he’s slow.
harley_quinn2.0

I was watching a clip of Chrissy laying the smackdown on Kimbella the other day. Still pretty ??. I know she was hurt.
Str8tUpMenace

Drita would give her ass the business. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just Keya

Let me make sure to have Ju come directly to you. Honestly as long as she don’t pledge….wait I think we have some in here so let me not offend. Same thing goes for my son. It’s only 3 I am willing to pay for. If not one of them, you are on your own with it.
nucynu25

Right , & she has money so his street money should not excite her at all , but birds will chirp .
harley_quinn2.0

That shyt have me dying
Renee26

Nah…it ain’t that deep
MissHarlem

I will always be team Chrissy ??
Str8tUpMenace

Lawd!!!!!!!!! That was funny as hell. Kim-bell-a???? Should’ve thought twice about that shyt. LMAO
Str8tUpMenace

YASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey bew!!!
Renee26

My company has plenty of married couples too…they act like the small offices are sound proof. It’s just messy…I personally wouldn’t date someone I work with because I can’t let drama interfere with my paycheck
SunRiseBlossom

I logged in just to express my laugh at your name!!! Lol…
MissHarlem

Hey booski.
SunRiseBlossom

Her Response to you: You Sho?!!!! Lol…
harley_quinn2.0

Mona set that azz up for the okey doke
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

What, Zeta? I love our Zeta but yeah, I’d die. I’d tell them not to pledge anything before that. Sorry Zeta. I luh you. I actually don’t see either of my girls being interested in sororities.
nucynu25

Girl , I died at that .
Too Many Colors

This!!!!
SunRiseBlossom

This is the perfect response!!!! Lol
LabellaMior

Khloe I can tolerate out of the clan. ..buttttt most of these celebs can miss me with the dieting advice when half of em’ went under the knife.
LabellaMior

All I could focus on were his dam teef all in da video…?
Readytochokemothernatureonout

Have a safe wonderful extended weekend beautiful garden roses.
Milani

I told another rose the other day, I love and adore Cam…always will. But seeing him cosign that mess made me lose just a little bit of love for him…smh.
Str8tUpMenace

I swear this character was based on Khloe, formerly know as Kole
LibraGirlonly

Extended how lol. You know something I don’t?
Let Your Soul Glow

You been rocking with Cam since the Pink fur coat days? LOL!
Let Your Soul Glow

Wow. Yeah, that’s clearly not a coincidence.
SameoleJ

OT: I love the moments when someone tries to be more that what they are and you remind them they are not….I am a surgeon! Um, no you are actually a fellow who can ASSIST in cases!! Next thing I get is a call to see if his title can be changed!! Well, if he had came a little better with his tone, maybe perhaps, his ego would have remained in tact!! Sheesh #RAREFORMTODAY #ITSFRIDAY
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

See, look at her face in that picture. All natural my azz, her new face is the result of way more than weight loss, a better diet, and makeup.
Just Keya

I luh you Zeta, but nah Ju can’t do that. Truth be told she might not want to do anything, and that’s ok as well. I would not be upset if she did not want to do it. I’m not gonna be that mom to make them pledge just because.
Milani

LOL, even back then. I love Cam, he can do no wrong in my eyes…except cosign this Mendeecees mess.
SameoleJ

6. Have a great plastic surgeon
I use my sisters, have you seen what he has done for Kim.
7. Waist trainers
I have invested good money into these things and I must say I wear them well
Str8tUpMenace

Monday is MLK day, observed
Just Keya

DEAD
Readytochokemothernatureonout

MLK day for some lucky folks.
Str8tUpMenace

*giggles*
Readytochokemothernatureonout

Lol I’m gonna find it now.
yallcrazy

I do not know why but I just do not like this chick. I kinda like Kim but this sister just really irks me
Just Keya

That’s why I keep thinking, he must go home and crack up, because it has to be a joke.
Str8tUpMenace

Exactly!!!! They nip-tucked the hell outta that face and body
http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

Nothing she said/says is original. Plus we all can’t afford to get liposuction and fake body parts to speed up the process. ?
harley_quinn2.0

She got stomped on and all.
harley_quinn2.0

Horse and Carriage days ???
Str8tUpMenace

Soooooooo Sandra just dropped us off in this post like we some unwanted babies at a safe haven, huh?????
harley_quinn2.0

When he was fat
Just Keya

Yes…Give us free!!
Str8tUpMenace

LMAO. I was just thinking that!!!!!!!!! *dead* And when his ass had the pink Range
imright

gotta owe somebody a favor!!! Jim Jones is pissed abt it too!!
Auditor

Chile or it could go the other way. My own dumb boss got nerve to downplay our titles. Last time I checked your job title should be capitalized in everything. Why she argue me down saying it’s not? Went right on ahead and capitalized MY got damn title!
Auditor

Yup 3 day weekend!
Yardgirl

Uuugggghh!! Logged on to see this shyte!! Miss me with it bytch. Good nutrition advice? Yes but you nip tucked and sucked your way to this body (pun intended on suck) so FOH!! I get really hostile when I have to be in the gym every day to stay healthy and read this crap. TUH!
imright

yup mendeecees cam & kiss?
That’s Interesting

I hate it when people lose a lot of weight. They always become annoying like that. Like they’re in a cult and the first person to ever lose weight. Yes, everything that she’s saying is standard to staying healthy.
imright

jim jones says mendeecees is a snitch && cant believe Cam is co signing this mess
Just Keya

I can see why he would be
Str8tUpMenace

Damn sure did. Mona tried to have that bish’s face sacrificed. LMAO
Auditor

It’s alright…your body thanks you for it. Hers is gonna cry and eventually have the death rattle mighty early…
Just Keya

I think mandeecees is a snitch and I also can’t believe Cam is co singing. But they keep shunning Jim, and I don’t like that. and to me it looks like because Yandy is no longer his manager. But really, what is she really doing for any of them? smdh
harley_quinn2.0

Premadonna’s #2 customer. Cause you know whose the #1 customer.
Readytochokemothernatureonout

Enjoy.
Let Your Soul Glow

You too!
Auditor

You too
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

SHE LOOKS LIKE HER PAPPY HERE…
nucynu25

Not going to lie , I thought abt getting 1 .
nucynu25

The dik lips are a dead give away .
Readytochokemothernatureonout

Thanks taking the kids to the free festivities such as the Rock Hall on Monday.
Readytochokemothernatureonout

Thank you.
SameoleJ

He ain’t even near my boss…..which is what makes it amusing, since mine own boss knows better than to approach me with the wrong tone of voice. I had to set the tone for future conversations: Once is a mistake, Twice is a habit!!! Since I know habits can be detrimental to your health, I figured I would help him out early and stop it now. I am not here to stroke egos, and if I need to, that will be time and a half for things outside my scope of responsibilities.
And Y—E—S, job titles are capitalized, but if she wants to be dumb, let her do it solo.
Auditor

Exactly I feel you
Lulu

Does anyone buy into this crap? This whole family’s popularity is based on lies and laying it wide. She’s a rich groupie with the gift of gab…plain Jane with an excellent publicity game.
Yardgirl

Thanks luv, the struggle is real!
harley_quinn2.0

Were you thinking about buying from another vendor or from her?
Auditor

Yes it is…recently gave up dairy for my health. Was doing damn good until I had a damn salad at a deli. Who the hell puts parmesan cheese in Italian dressing? I was all tore up that night…
OSHH

She now resembles Courtney Love.
Auditor

I might take a drive…been here 6 months and haven’t explored anything so yea
nucynu25

Idk , now am thinking abt going get one from Dillard’s . Am concerned abt the quality . Any suggestions ?
jeniefrumdabloc™

Dead ?? what ya say miss me …Yard dead ! Lmao …. ?
Readytochokemothernatureonout

Sounds good
harley_quinn2.0

Department stores would be best Dilliards, Macy’s, Nordstrom.
http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

She looks bobble headed to me…. Not hating but she is just too much. Just as fake as her sisters Kim and the new Kim …. Kylie .
Yoni

Not death rattle!
Yoni

I don’t do cheese or dressing on my salads. Olive oil and red wine vinegar.
Yoni

But she puttin my shit in moderation. HOW Sway?
Yoni

Which one?
Yoni

Where are you, if you don’t mind me asking?
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

I see we are in Post Purgatory..
ANYWHO…Goot morntine..
Vixen

Khloe’s tips on weight loss

1. Surgery (a must)
2. Lie (an even bigger must)
3. Have someone else do your grocery shopping
4. Have someone else prepare and cook your food
5. More Surgery (if all else fails to keep the lie going)

This list is what a trainer has said before that almost everyone is repeating…but hey, whatever floats their boat.
LabellaMior

This!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I’m about to air somebody out this weekend. Ma’am come get your dayum husband.Trying to convince me they’re getting divorced while reciting scripture.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I don’t care if she believed me or not. Her and that shitty azz man child she raised can kiss my azz.
jeniefrumdabloc™

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jeniefrumdabloc™

Morning gal !
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

THE REAL ONE
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

STUCK LIKE CHUCK
Auditor

AZ so yea go check out some sights before it gets back to 115 lol and bring my gun…
Str8tUpMenace

Honestly tho, Jim Jones and Cam’s “friendship” been on shaky ass grounds for years on both parts. Years ago, Jim Jones’ ass got jumped by Junior Mafia (I think) at a bball game, and Cam and Juelz ran and left his ass. When Cam was beefing with 50, Jim Jones & Juelz performed with 50 on his 5 borough tour, hell the list goes on. They both phony as hell, so Jim shouldn’t be surprised.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Daqueese don’t like the language you’re using. lol
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

I see.. lawd..Imma go back to werk..
MangoMama

Liar.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Hey Jennnnnnnnnaaaayyyeeee! Hey GULLL!
1/8

Mos Def is being kicked out of Africa, because he doesn’t have the correct legal documents. I say, black people shouldn’t need papers to visit the homeland.
Saharabutnotdry

The US is the only country that glorifies hoes , why?
Saharabutnotdry

Child support .
harley_quinn2.0

Janet Jackson has rescheduled her postponed tour dates!
Yoni

All I talked about was cheese, salad and dressing….oh and red wine vinegar.

And it didn’t put THIS is a headlock.
Auditor

Yea I’ve read stories about Black folks moving back and getting treated badly. I wanna go visit one day see some history. My friend said it’s nice there.
Saharabutnotdry

Shiiiiit! I need the right docs to go visit myyyyy country over there.
Yardgirl

Girl she brought out all my hostility LOL!! :-))
Yoni

New post – baby driftwood
Saharabutnotdry

Very!
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Found two guys that want to go on a Meet Up with me tonight and Saturday.
One is ex-military retired E7 works in IT wants the meet and greet to be at Thai Five..anybody heard of it?
Second works as an auditor for TSA and has an online products store and a blog talk radio show. Wants to do a whole Saturday in downtown Decatur art gallery visiting,..shopping and a light lunch..I think its too much for first meet up but we have facetimed and we like each other..thoughts?
Str8tUpMenace

Daquan saw: ass cheese, tossed salad, and semen dressing. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoni

I wouldn’t mind visiting there one day. It looks pretty in pictures. LOL
Saharabutnotdry

Back to back ! Good luck
Auditor

Williams Sonoma is having a crepe cooking class this weekend… I might go…
1/8

Were they married?
Auditor

It’s beautiful here I wake up every morning smiling. If the Lord told me I’d be living in AZ I’d tell him you crazy lol.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

I was told to casually date and don’t hone in on no one right now just enjoy being single and the right one of the ones I date will work to be the only one so I tell them all I am just enjoying the single life, dating and seeing whats out there..I said that and both asked for the opportunity to go out. we will see.
Yoni

LOL I (try to) wake up smiling everyday…..if only I could get a full nights sleep. #beenupsince330
Yoni

YASSSS! He was trying to find me out and slide in my DM. LMAO
1/8

I’d love to go to Africa, but I’m not riding through the plains in an open jeep! ?
Saharabutnotdry

Do you ever take a break ? Not today lol
Auditor

Nope I’m doing it all! Lol YOLO
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

WUT
Bring this MatchDotCom upstairs yo LOL
1/8

According to Wikipedia, which isn’t very reliable, Mos Def was married to the mothers of his children. If that’s the case, he needs to pay up!
Saharabutnotdry

Irrelevant ! You produce a child , you have to pay , marriage or one night stand .
That’s Interesting

Yeah, she’s just…ugly. Always has been and nothing will change that…
1/8

I disagree. If there was no legal commitment, you shouldn’t be responsible for child support. No ring… play at your own risk.
1/8

You’re a brave soul, because I’m not trying to be lunch meat for a pride of lions. LOL!
Just Keya

That is crap. SO the child should suffer? smh. People kill me. Gays are out here screaming they want rights, and have the nerve to look down on other people. And if you are supporting parents who don’t support the kids, just because they are not married, you are just as trifling as them.
imright

Yandy aint helpin no1s career but her own!! plannin goin away parties & such??
AListDiva29

Even though she’s still slightly shady, I think she’s the most honest and down to Earth Kardassian of the bunch!
i troll it like i see it

Thanks, because I’ve actually wondered what’s up with that. I just leave the gym sweaty.
Hot Caddy Girl

What the fuck does she have on?!!! She looks like a zoo animal! Please exit stage left Khloe!
i troll it like i see it

lapband surgery IMO….doesn’t matter she’s healthier.
Auditor

#truth…my mom’s Asian Dr said Black/Asian folks should not eat dairy as it was not a part of our diet. You see no part of Asian food has dairy. I cut it out and feel 150% better…it’s hard tho tons of things have milk in them.
Jennifer Hudson’s Knees

Explain her chicken legs? If she’s always “working out” why is her body not toned? She has wheelchair knees & legs
Amel

Surgery or not, its good advice.
Amel

She didn’t lie about her age.
side_i

You play all day, get out ???
Sincerity7

Khloe looking good….
88

So are they detaining him? The last I heard he was banned from entering the U.S.
Blue

Yeah yeah yeah. I have 5 easy steps fro losing weight too. 2 steps away from the fridge and 3 backwards from the table. Boom! Skinny! Just like that. Ya’Welkum
The Mrs.

She looks great! Go girl! I need to get my Khloe on!
chachadigi

What does she mean by “In the hospital, all I drank was water. I was like a fish?” Does she mean in the hospital in RECOVERY from ALL THAT DANG PLASTIC SURGERY? GTFOHWTBS
AnonymousRose

Yes, no dairy, think about. We the only species that drink another species milk…u won’t see, lions drinking goat milk
Liljwells

Cocaine Cocaine Cocaine Cocaine Cocaine
Legacy

Me too!! Flatline! Y’all ain’t right I tell ya!!
Legacy

Sometimes she comes out in all her pasty, plain Jane glory though lol!
ihatethesebitches

Me too. But, i have seen women do that.
Monday

THANK YOU

Plastic Surgery advice, yes.

Healthy Eating, heck naw
barbeez

This is all she got! Fake diet advice.
esh

she ain’t giving no break thru advice. she still a dummy.
esh

wwwwhhahhh!!!!!!!
Cakefrosting

Girl bye.
83 Wisdom

These are the only chick’s to lose weight and their butts get bigger. I’m going have to pass… #ThatsANofromMe
https://winkprissarealitytheory.wordpress.com/ prissa

Will this ugly outfit wearing lady shut up?
HoneyyGoodMoneyy_

A bihh is stressed out too.