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Sandra Rose January 5, 2016

Singer Jason Derulo has a type: big busted women with light skin long hair. Derulo is engaged to 50 Cent‘s baby mama, Daphne Joy, the mother of his 2-year-old son, Sire Jackson.

The couple met in 2014 and have dated less than a year.

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iWasteTime

I gots nothing …
BKLYNS MAMA

EWWW..Ms. Daphne got’dem big ole’ Wendy Williams hard loookin boobies..
Monday

Jason Derouleau got bigger muscles ???

I know 50 like to tease people on his Instagram. Don’t mess with the Haitian Zoe 50…let him do him

That is all
TheRealLee

Obviously this guy is not paying attention to the Future / Ciara circus. Why bring that crap into your life. Fitty will make him miserable.
SameoleJ

I gots less than that!!
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

SEHEAUUUXXX WHET?!!! ( in my most ratchedest gum poppinest voice)
1/8

I get a gay vibe from him and he is a horrible performer. His weak Michael Jackson impersonation is annoying.
ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

Right? They don’t look soft or supple, they look real hard. You can see the silicone implant in the right breast..
http://yeuphonic.com @yeuphonic

I guess it doesn’t …wiggle wiggle. ?That’s all I’ve got for this.
SummerBaby

I read that 50 deleted pics of his younger kid from her since this news broke. Anybody know if it’s true or not?
HoneyyGoodMoneyy_

Trying really hard to care………. Nope. Nothing.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

i got something… take that take that..thats for them bricky boobs she has…
SameoleJ

Petty Azz Curtis just may have. Would not surprise me one bit.
jussaying

Who is Jason DeRulio?
SummerBaby

I was too busy/lazy to do the education.
SameoleJ

Uhn huhn, yeah!! (Diddy Bops around you, while eating cheesecake that my interns walked 500 miles for) LOL
LaFord

I’ll second that.
SameoleJ

DITTO, we will just base this on past behavior and deem him petty on any given occasion. It is easier that way.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Jason Derulo is lame. I do not like him.
stav

I always thought he was gae, and she looks like a lady boy from Bangkok/
SummerBaby

Jordan Sparks ex
missmiami305

She has very strong features. Borderline tranny….no shade
SameoleJ

I thought it was Pooch Hall and Evelyn L. for a moment.
http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

Every time I see Wendy’s chest all I can think about is that lead apron they lay on you when they take x-rays of your teeth.

Then she has those stem-like arms poking out of her sleeveless shirts.

Wendy has a deformed body from the crown of her head to the sole of her feet.
Too Many Colors

I was done after he messed over Jordin Sparks
Monday

I liked him with that other singer, she was with him when he struggled after his surgery , what’s her name again??

I wonder what happened between them… They looked like the cutest couple, but oh well
http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

True.
Fitty is b!tch made just like Furture.
Lordt those boys need some testosterone replacement therapy.
SameoleJ

Well she came out looking better (literally) at the end of it. #NOTFATSHAMING, because she was always pretty to me.
jussaying

Oh does he actually have a career? I have never heard of him lol
iWasteTime

Jordan Sparx.
If I memeba correctly, she wanted the ring and he just wanted to sling and they was done!
Renee Bee

He has nice lips. That’s all I got. ?
http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

I don’t get chicks who are always saving their virginity then give it to a man who isn’t also a virgin and hell at least Jessica Simple.. I mean Simpson waited until Nick put a ring on it.

Jordin gave it up and that’s all Jason wanted–to say he was the first then he gave her a Bye Felicia.
Mel

50 deleted all the pics of his son on ig chile he salty and petty as fawk for that
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

She hit him with a verse on her How bout now remix. I was like Jordin is that yewwww?
let the truth be known

Another 3 ring circus is about to start in 5..4..3..2..1 lol
SummerBaby

Really. You probably heard his music & didn’t realize who you were listening to. He sent Jordan Sparks an excessive amount of flowers & they broke up shortly right after. I believe Sandra did a post about it.
SummerBaby

Dead
Renee Bee

Pfffff!!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

So he has conditional love for the light skinned one too? Tuh okay. He not colostruck and bish made. He only bish made.
mzwhang90210

*Gucci Mane font* “y ewe mudderfhughas deent tale knowbody it wuz a knew poSt?”
SummerBaby

Didn’t he make a break baby also?
jussaying

Lol if he doesn’t come on 90s alternative rock or neo-soul/jazz or orchestra symphonies probably not. Only time I listen to the radio is when I listen to NPR like a nerd. He looks ghey though. I can’t name a Jordin Sparks song except for the one she had with Chris Brown. She was cute tho wonder what happened to her.
JerseyMom

Just cause you light skinned does not mean you are cute. That’s all I have for this hoe…. I mean post. Next!
SummerBaby

They say Gucci is set to be released in March.
Oh Tommie

Lawd BBOD has song terrorized me! Tha tha tha liiicious! Bahaha
mzwhang90210

Wutttt??? Okay
SummerBaby

My daughter is a huge fan. I know so many Gucci Mane songs?
mzwhang90210

These THOTS stay winning.
My questions is….why dudes are so eager to run up in sloppy seconds?
There must be a dearth of available women in celeb circles. I mean really…who the hell wants left overs???
SummerBaby

Especially petty azz 50’s ex
PhenomenalWomanThatIsMe

All of these build-a-body bytches floating around …
mzwhang90210

LOL…that’s my nephew chile..and BTW..Happy New Year!!!!
SummerBaby

Thanks! Same to you.
Too Many Colors

Oh so you need to watch video then. We left it downstairs for ya.

*snickers*
imright

the baby??
SummerBaby

Let me go look
Handle your issues

I don’t get him?. Not attractive at all
SummerBaby

I heard that as well
Too Many Colors

MOD posted it
mzwhang90210

lolololol…Dub I hate that I love you..wait..lemme do that in Gucci Mane talk….
“I h8te dat I lumb ewe.baksplace, baksplace excremation purnt”
Yoni

LITERALLY! Put these hoes in a body of water and they’ll NEVER drown. The Titanic had it all wrong. LOL
imright

it seems 2 b tru i jus looked on his page! wat a shame!
Mel

Yes scrubbed his account like the baby never existed ole petty fool
WhooCares

I just looked cause I refused to believe he’d be that petty and it’s true smdh.
Mel

He’s a petty fool I’m starting to believe the oldest son’s mom about him trynna use money to control ppl because I’m sure his actions is because this girl is dating Jason
SummerBaby

Thanks for the laughs. I forgot about that video. Y’all got me wiping real tears from my eyes from laughing sew hard. ?
harley_quinn2.0

I don’t care about this. Just like I don’t care for his music.
Futuredocdonte

I can’t sang not nary a Jason Derulo song. He keeps showing up at the Iheart and MTV awards – on stage dancing with no clothes on ?
Mel

The baby didn’t do nothing to him im sure it’s to spite the mom remember the was denying he had a child with her when news broke about the domestic abuse case involving him and her and the baby was mentioned. This fool went to extreme measures trying to convince the public he didn’t have another child meanwhile the police reports said different
mzwhang90210

OT..well kinda….can we PLEASE retire the phrase “Good Hair” in 2016?
I mean really….I’m so tired of folks saying “light skin, good hair…” WTF is “good hair???”
If you have hair..it’s good. Point blank period. I don’t get it.
And before anybody makes a fake name and comes at me…my hair is fine. I’m happy with it. No perm..nadda..and it’s below my shoulders. I do weaves when/if I choose not because I have to…but because I choose to..to give my hair a rest.
Okay that’s all.
mzwhang90210

bahahahahaaaa
SummerBaby

I been believed her. He’s a mess!
Mel

He need to grow up
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

ROFLHARD!!!
SummerBaby

I have a real question. If Tiny wants to go back to her original eye color do they just reverse the procedure? ?
sunni_daze

It’s safe to say 50 must not care. We haven’t heard for Major Petty
mzwhang90210

Ain’t no “we.”
Ewe deed it…backspace, backspace..upside down excremantion purnt….
WhooCares

A d@mn shame. I had no idea he was such a man child.
TheRealLee

They have clinics for that. I hear endless ads every day.
Too Many Colors

It’s a dude here from my old gig. He on my team. Well its a
lot of folks here from my old job. This industry you WILL run across folks again. ANYWAY…dude fine as FAWK. Keep coming round here like are you okay? XYZ. Come here let me show you how to do xyz etc. We NEVER interacted at old spot. He was in a different department. I wanna tell him LOOK. Take your fine ass
to your CORNER bruh. Jeez. Pray for me.
??TupacsFemaleDoppelganger??

I swear – I don’t know who’s pettier – 50 Cent or Donald Trump!!
Too Many Colors

No. They burned her original eye color out her eyeballs. No reversal.
Too Many Colors

You say showing up as if he isnt invited Doc. I got tears
SummerBaby

?
Too Many Colors

Okay. They didnt burn it out. They peeled the lil color circah…the iris from round it. Still aint no reversal.
SummerBaby

Look at you pulling dudes from work like @Wut.
TheRealLee

Oh, the next generation starting early.
iWasteTime

you in a situation? cause if not . . .
Just Keya

This
Let Your Soul Glow

Damn, I was about to say that! LOL! Cuz Wut be pulling em!
Just Keya

None at all?! Wth
Too Many Colors

And SEE? I dont belee in that. PERIOD. The END. NOPE. Im entirely too crazy to hunch folks at work. Shat go left and I will be unemployed AND mad. Nah son.
Too Many Colors

Sometimes. Not this week tho.
NaeNae2015

This is interesting. I am always amazed when men come up with these explanations of why they won’t marry women they are dating (I am too young, we are just enjoying each other, blah blah blah) But the reality is, they don’t really want that woman. He came up with all sorts of reasons why he wasn’t ready to marry the Jordan girl but met these set of boobs and decided in under a year that this was his soul mate!! I’ve seen this happen several times over the years. Disclaimer: IF he does get down the aisle with this one, I give it two years….tops.
AnonymousRose

FUTURE….
Too Many Colors

She stuck looking like a blue eyed pit bull.

By the eyes.

See what I did there?
Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

Unless Jason’s banging Floyd I really don’t think 50 gives a damn.
That’s Interesting

This woman is so ugly to me and she looks OLD. He sure didn’t want that fresh faced and natural Jordin Sparks. Major downgrade.
SummerBaby

I don’t date guys from work either, but a few years back I was in a drought & found myself attracted to the only black man in the office. ??
Too Many Colors

Why he take them pics off his IG then?
Just Keya

WHat pictures? Of her?
Let Your Soul Glow

This is the blind I read about 50 bitter azz back in Dec:

The former girlfriend of this A- list rapper had to break up with this current one hit wonder A list singer before our rapper would send over any presents for their child together or a Christmas bonus to her. The former girlfriend split with the one hit wonder.

You notice they didn’t confirm their relationship until AFTER the holidays. 50 Cent ole bitter betty azz!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Is he like 6’2, 6’3? Or is he chocolate?
Just Keya

No she not. *rolls eyes at Dubb* And she need to go on and get her damn life. Tuh. *bambs fist on desk like DTTS*
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

You better eat that ass bitch??
iWasteTime

lolol. I get it.
My Work boo came by today bearded up! Siigh. If we both weren’t married …lmao
Let Your Soul Glow

I don’t even want to work with friends, I definitely wouldn’t want to work with someone I’m dating. Nah, too close to home!
Just Keya

So your going to deprive your son of stuff because of who the momma is dating? And look at who she is dating!!! Why do you even care sir. UGH
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Can you call these ‘fun bags’? I mean yeah saggy breasts aren’t pretty outside a bra but at least if you rub on them they will flex and move witcha. When you fuggin’, does it really matter?
Too Many Colors

Oh he aint the only brother here. Ironically this company got A LOT of em running round here. A LOT OF EM. Girl after the newspaper and they was all running round there hunching, cheating, cause some was married…I was like hell naw. This SHOLE aint for me. Never was. One guy had asked me out. I was like I got a man (like that girl from the Positive K song voice)
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

That nicca is controlling. I don’t trust nobody that controlling.
Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

Jason let 50 punk him? Lmao
Let Your Soul Glow

Thank you!!!! Ole bitter azz! Jason Derulo ain’t nobody special and if your name is on the birth certificate, then you will always have your place in your son’s life. He is such a little girl!
Just Keya

Well now you don’t. Find one who is not in your department and let him take you out. Free food on him and some adult conversation. Shyt. It’s don’t have to be a match made in heaven. Or your damn bf. GO DATE
mzwhang90210

Those tittys look like they hurt…seriously.
And why don’t these rappers/athletes/actors realize that these same women that they fawn/slobber over on social media…wouldn’t give them the time of day if they weren’t famous..didn’t have $$$?
chile….
Too Many Colors

He tall and brown. And be talking to me and I be like huh? WHET? Oh. Yeah yeah yeah. All LOST.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

BREN!!! Where have you been?!?! I’m seww sick of these fake azz bishes around here. I’m glad a real he/she is back.
Too Many Colors

HUSH foo.
Let Your Soul Glow

Money is clearly the only reason women deal with him because he is too damn crazy otherwise. Viveca still ain’t right years later!
??TupacsFemaleDoppelganger??

RIGHT!!! He’s damn sure takes petty to a new level…
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Barry white kind of voice with bedroom eyes?
Just Keya

Jason don’t look like he is about that life. But as a grown man, why let 50 punk you
Too Many Colors

50 took pics of her AND their son down off his social media
JuanitaC

yes checked his instagram and not 1 picture of his son on their, he is a Bitch Ass Man for REAL.
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

???
Just Keya

AND the son?! WTF
Let Your Soul Glow

He sounds nice!
SummerBaby

My old co worker left the company to work in Dept of corrections. Now he got a woman & a baby. Taking vacations 2-3 times a year. I should’ve taken a chance. ?
mzwhang90210

Yeah but I’ll ride with 50 on the Vivica fiasco. Chick is still not over him.
Too Many Colors

Nah. Not Barry. Eem THOUGH I am a sucker for a deep voice. Other fool got one. My ex husband got one. No. He got a regular voice. Nice eyes. A nice smile. He smell good…
Let Your Soul Glow

50 is a bitter bytch! Period. The f*ck your baby got to do with that!
Too Many Colors

YES.
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Speaking of which…IDK if @DTTS told you, but I’ll be in yo neck of da woods later this month doing some BLM stuff. The hotel is taken care of, so I don’t need a place to sleep, but I shoul could use a place to sit?? You got a place for me to sit??Hmmm, I’m clean…mostly?
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

When he bought all them stupid roses, I knew something was up. And she was dumb to post that for the world to see IMB of course
Let Your Soul Glow

He put a spell on that dack before he slipped it to her bc damn, 15 years later, you still stuck on him?!
mzwhang90210

Go on…lmao
Too Many Colors

Yep. Outside. On my porch.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Yep and I’m sure we got called ‘haters’ that day as WHALE
That ish was so dumb to me LOL
Let Your Soul Glow

You had me at smell good!
Too Many Colors

Ask Ja Rule why.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

WHALE
Yellow + Blue = Green

SO you think she could make her eyes green, huh? *snorts*
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

? You gone eat this ass heffa, even if I halfta Cosby you?
Too Many Colors

No dating for me yet. I aint readyyyyyy. Okay thats a lie. I dont FEEL LIKE IT.
1/8

Today’s my last vacation day! Can’t wait to get back to the office. Daytime television sucks and Ellen DeGeneres makes me cringe! ?
MissHarlem

Jason couldn’t bust a grape in a food fight ??? OT idc ?
Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

I know 50 of all people, man please. Jason’s haitian behind better call up his Miami Zoes.
Too Many Colors

DEAD. How Imma…nvmd.
Too Many Colors

HELLO.

AND GOODBYE
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Dubb, uhm you bisexual?
Too Many Colors

Dack only.
mzwhang90210

lolololol
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

I mean I call bullshatt on this too

This cat is definitely not an Upgrade

Do better hoes *snickers*
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I probably shouldn’t have said Barry White… I mean does he have like smooth, calming voice.

Trying to see if its this nicca I know. Muhhfugga almost had me slipping one. Acting all shy.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Like you said any hair is good hair, because I know mannie mannie folks who are damn near bald
Too Many Colors

Wait…you woulda BIRTHED again?
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Talking right and smelling good will get yo azz in trouble.
jeniefrumdabloc™

dead rofl
SummerBaby

He sound like regular ol around the hood fools. Not surprised at all tho.
mzwhang90210

Chileeeeeeee…smh….
Now I’ll agree ..50 is a clown…but Vivica made that booty call more than it was….SHE was in love..he was not..the end.
SummerBaby

Those two usually get me ?
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

?Qualudes stiffin the tongue…Allegedly…Yeen gotta be lucid for me to ride that bish like an automated Walmart cartsket??
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Don’t worry. Me too freenn. *pulls up a seat beside you*
Fendi

Engaged? She was “engaged” to Deray Davis. We see how that turned out.
SummerBaby

Nope. He already had an older kid around my twins age. Now he got a 1 year old also.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I thought so but you know I heard some thing make you gay here.
SpillyNillie

Floyd too
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

50 punked Jason?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I want the answer, BUT this shatt even typed funny
mzwhang90210

LOL…my BIL/SIL gave my hubby some Armani cologne for Xmas…I almost jumped my hubby in the car!!
bahahahahaa
Empress

I think we need a medical minute on this chronic eye disorder that seems to cause Black men to only see a certain women or unclockable trannys from the neck down. A sista would never get a pass on that face.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

You’d let Bren that close to your residence? I’d be like yeah sure meet me in Lizard Lick.
http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

I’m sure that your coworkers are counting down the seconds until you grace them with your presence again/sarc
mzwhang90210

*kiss*
That’s why I lubbb you!!
But yeah…I have edges and my hair is healthy….Good hair..pfft..kiss my anal hairs
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Who the fawk is yewww???? Where did you come from? lol I can’t breave…
nucynu25

Lol
SummerBaby

Who was engaged to Deray? This chick up top?
SpillyNillie

Deray???
http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

Floyd Mayweather?

Oh that’s right he’s 50’s DL crush so that’s too obvious.
Fendi

Yes. Daphne was engaged to Deray. Then she met 50 and left Deray. She dated 50 for awhile, then had Sire. 50 referred to their son as an “arrangement.”

Remember, it wasn’t made public that Sire existed until she called the police on 50 for domestic abuse.
SpillyNillie

He wanted a biracial kid I really do believe that…so sad…
mzwhang90210

LOLOLOL…HNY bew…we may not always see eye to eye..but I love how you stand up in your convictions. *kiss*
mzwhang90210

Deray??? The comedian???
mzwhang90210

LOL
#ignunt
SummerBaby

Wow! I don’t know much about her. She sounds messy too.
Fendi

Yes, the comedian. Lol
SummerBaby

We went in that day?
Just Keya

Now future talking about some Ciara messed up his Christmas because the baby was supposed to come to dinner and he never showed up. Sir either go to court and get an agreement or stfu. Thanks.
MissHarlem

? if we always agree I will never see another perspective nor will anyone learn. I always loved how we did that respectfully. Happy New Years ???
Just Keya

Deray?! I swear he hates women. Smh
http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

What?
Smartypants

Working from home until further notice and I’m sitting here watching Mob Wives wondering why Renne. Is. So. Loud.

Sidenote: Don’t you hate it when ppl have an event in their lives and want to contact you just to get a gift from you?
AnonymousRose

please tell me you just made that up..pleaseeeee
mzwhang90210

…
Smartypants

He’s fine. I’m not mad at her.
DaughterOfaQueen

They look good together, don’t know enough about either to have or want an opinion…next!
Just Keya

Dead
AnonymousRose

is he Gay??? ***shrugs****. or he just hate black women
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Maybe Ms.Joy is just a beard/fiance to the stahs
Smartypants

The epitome of corny.
Just Keya

I think he has a problem with black women. Imo
Locapoca

Why didn’t anyone tell me Draya is pregnant by Orlando Scandrick? Is she going to feed this one ceiling fan lint as well????
SummerBaby

50 is a dayum mess!
AnonymousRose

? how to do tell a man that you want him to do more positions…Sexual….is that mean..
Smartypants

Watch a vid together feat what you want and ask “can we try that?”
mzwhang90210

Bam!! That’s what’s up.
Sistah to sistah..we’ve always respected each other while standing up for/defending our differences to each other…I love you for that Miss H.
frfr!!!
Fendi

I won’t say he hates women, but I will say he had a binder full of women. I used to hang out at his home a long time ago after meeting one of his relatives who was staying with him. There was literally a different girl every night coming to see him.

He was hanging with Tyra back then, but I never saw her. However, I saw Farrah from DC. She was nice. He was doing a lot back then. I hope he has a gf or wife now. He definitely has a type – waffle colored. I was surprised he tried to get at me, because I’m not waffle colored. But I was around more than most, and I was funny. He would say he was going to steal my jokes. I’m glad to see his success because he was serious about his career. He worked hard, so he earned it. He was always nice to me, so I cannot say anything bad about the man.
AnonymousRose

sounds goodt, thanks..
SummerBaby

Is there a particular position you want to try or just more variety in general?
Fendi

*Wyclef Jean voice* Someone, please call 9-1-1.
Scorpio

He’s a judge on So You Think You Can Dance.
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Hey sugah?? Happy New Year?? Was just talm bout you with uncle Peaches. He was talm bout fish for dinner…Made me think of when I had yo fish for dinner?? Sooooooo pretty. Prettiest pusC I ever seen?? Awful stench, but boy what a sight?? Kinda like Bey and her breath?
AnonymousRose

it aint me (sarcasm) lol….. just different stuff forreal
PhenomenalWomanThatIsMe

I don’t know where Sandra got the “engaged” part from, to be honest. No other outlet is reporting an engagement and she’s not wearing a ring.
Fendi

He is a sweetheart. I like brown skinned or darker men, so I would climb that tree, but he is nice.
mzwhang90210

Draw some pictures…stick figures..and say “See how figure A licks figure C??”
AnonymousRose

Nobody cares I guess LOL
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Just boss him around in bed. Be like ‘do this’ or do that’ or ‘hold my __ near your __’. I would just do it. Be funny about it.

Report back

Wait :stop: Is this the guy that you flew off the table with?!?!? He might be scared
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Tell Nancy I said HNY…And may Xenu bless hurh and her intolerable digestive tract in 2016???
AnonymousRose

u stooopid bye chile, lmbooooo… forreal,
Locapoca

Good point I was rooting for her to make it down the aisle with they’re on again off again azzez but oh well lol
Just Keya

??????????
SpillyNillie

You take the wheel and coax him into different positions…
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Hey
There’s a post downstairs about the nourishment of her unborn, and how we hope she’s learned her lesson yada yada
LOL
AnonymousRose

now see, nobody knows that but a few people……:cries: Why DTTS
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Always.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

BUT, I told yew to hold your breath :crying1:
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

No, not mean at all. You want him to experiment a little? Squat over your face? I’m here for it suga, it’s 2016…Be freeeee?? And don’t be stingy with the details, we wanna hear all about it afterwards??
AnonymousRose

I have a few in mind, just wondering how to make it seem nice and not being a Bish about it…
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Hilarious. You’ve been at it all day. Thanks for the laugh sir.
Locapoca

Stranger danger! ??? I’ll have to go scrolling I know I’ll get a good laugh
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

LMAO
I shall.
AnonymousRose

did that before, need some new positions….
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Just DO IT, and don’t be ah bish about it
SummerBaby

Gotcha! Asking for a friend ?
Locapoca

You want one of them sex swings???
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Oh…Hi?? Um, we’ll talk later suga…I likes you??
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

OR she could write the Directions out on Index Cards and hand them to him, and be like Go!
NaeNae2015

Okay…..thanks! You are right…just googled it and got nothing…LOL. Its funny, you assume just because I read it on the internet, it must be true!!
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Alright spill it. What position? We need to know SO THAT we can tell you thee best way to say it… *snorts*
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

????? You earned a trophy today. Your comments have been HILARIOUS.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Yes. Funny!
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

It’s ok, we all sometimes put on our Wings and try to fly
mzwhang90210

bahhhaaaaa…OR..she could make figures out of play doh..and “meld” them in different poses…
Y’all ain’t chit!!!!
MissHarlem

Exactly
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I’ll squat over his face…
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I like new places. But positions are also good.
AnonymousRose

just different chile different
AnonymousRose
MissHarlem

Love you too. We been respectful so you will always get that from me ?
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

*chortles*
AnonymousRose

Yall heifers make me sick, Lmaoooo,
im forreal I need more
SpillyNillie

What DTTS said…
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

OH, WHALE don’t get too crazy, mess around and have ah fight He’ll be wondering where the fudge you been trying to introduce some new things.

OR Get that Kama Sutra book and show him a few pages
AnonymousRose

I need some flips and gymnastic chyt. lol
SummerBaby

Whale tell your friend I said text her man some pics of positions to try or get those playing cards that have different positions on them.
AnonymousRose

Im gonna have to I get bored quick
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Zero fawks given. I luh it.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Are you flexible? Should be rather easy if you are.
SummerBaby

New post
mzwhang90210

Okay..so this is an open post. So here goes….
What do you say to a relative that gives you shitty gifts??
I’m talking about my SIL…

Now..keep in mind…my SIL is NOT poor..not by a LONG shot. My BIL rakes in BIG bucks.

This heffa has AUTHENTIC Hermes Birkin bags..Channel….HUGE rock on her fanga..well…you get it.
But she gives out the cheapest gifts for Xmas…I swear…this year she gave me and hubby some cheap arse glass bowls that would break if you sneezed at em. I swear I plucked one of those bowls and jumped back..cuz I thought it would shatter.

Meanwhile..I carefully chose the most expensive and tasteful gift I could find for her. One that I know that she could use. And I got home and opened her gift to us..and I was like..WTF???????”

I’m out done..and I wanna cuss that heffa out. My hubby is like “Well, the whole family knows how she is..so just ignore her.”
Grrr…okay..so now I’m addressing “Thank You” cards to folks that gifted us….should I say something..or naw? Cuz I’m mad..like heffa fa real???
#endrant
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Just write “Thanks” in the card and be done with it.
Next year buy something nice, just don’t put too much thought into it. FDB and her cheap ass gifts
mzwhang90210

lol…you’re right…I’m just being petty.
Thanks shuga booga!!
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

She ain’t worth it! Save your Pettiness for something good!
Smartypants

I would charge it to the game but maybe buy her something less expensive. Don’t stoop to cheap like her but don’t go all out til she changes her gifting habits. If that’s never o well..
Auditor

Chile speak
Miany

In the future do not put effort into her gifts.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

Ditto on this comment. That’s the best way to handle it. Expend the exact amount of effort on her gift as she does on yours.
Auditor

Then be boohooing crying over the bish you left…after realizing that was a good bish!
Auditor

Yup I can’t sh*t where I eat…
mzwhang90210

Thanks Smarty…next year I might just do that.
Auditor

Lol #truth
mzwhang90210

MOD I will..next year..but she got me this year..I mean I went all out for their gift….we had a $500 limit per family…but I went above/beyond…but the fact that that heffa went WAY below that limit is what kills me~~~
Auditor

Lol I woulda broke up with his ass too. Wtf some flowers gone do?
Just Keya

Buy her a cheap thoughtless gift like she did you and keep it moving.
Readytochokemothernatureonout

Can’t find nothing to say about him either so let me say scroll on down.
Readytochokemothernatureonout

Start shopping at Dollar Tree for her.
Readytochokemothernatureonout

I shole ain’t miss Ju and this thick packet of homework after 11 days. Hmph
Use_Coasters_aka_Sol_88

UGH I can’t stand Jason……….

He’s a super cornball to me
Hugga Bunch

So 50 scrubs his git from him IG account.
All bc of ?bs starring Jason???

50 proves every time, money ain’t s***
And can never buy happiness.
His petty would make sense if he were broke, but he’s too rich for these shenanigans. And why? Bc he could buy a million women just as plastic as her.
Di Ana

So how is it he was able to get engaged to 50 cent baby mama yet it was a problem for him to get engaged to Jordan Sparks? Tsk tsk what a damn shame.
Mz.Capricorn

Jason looks very gay. Jordin you dodged a bullet.
Mz.Capricorn

LOL!!!
D. Curl

So I’m trying to figure out how to tell a coworker who is allergic to soap and water that it’s offensive to the office ane patients. Any suggestions?
starbright9449

How u gonna breakup with a girl like Jordan who was a virgin and had her own millions then get engaged to this money-hungry chick? I hope he put a ring on it just so and doesn’t intent to marry. If he knocks her up he’ll regret it.
Lolalao

He seems so..like he bats for the other team.
Afiya

She looks like she’ll suck the hemmroids out the rectum, ole nasty booty tongue scratcher!!
Blak

why is she called light skinned when she`s not even black…she`s Filipino!
BrittBrat2005

Scroll past this I had to go see for myself and yup they gone. Fifty hate doze of his own medicine…Petty lol
Gina Waters

Im sorry but I stole this. ______DEAD_________
lovelygamour

open post: I think she is a man and to shut people up his sister had a baby. 50 and Jason durulo act and write g—–a-. y
chococherry

So he choice to put a ring on the vixen and not the good girl. Typical boy behavior.
APeachLikeMe

So why 50 cent deleted all the pics of his son with her???
SameoleJ

Not this week, tho?! LOL
lala

did u see that 50 cent deleted pics of their son from his ig? how petty
T3

I’m surprised he hasn’t started anything with Jason yet. He lives for foolery!
T3

From 50 to Jason. Talk about 2 ends of the spectrum.
Khalilah

Wayment…..Is this the guy that was just with Jordin Spark?
Omega

because her skin is still light
Legacy

Is anything on this build-a-bit@% real? No ma’am.
Legacy

lol look like they’re in constant PAIN!
AprilRain

Her body is bad ass! Wish I could afford that!!!
Lulu

She’s had more work than a ’64 impala…..
sunni_daze

Can they both be first place petty?
??TupacsFemaleDoppelganger??

Right!!!