A naked man stopped traffic in Times Square on Thursday after he clambered atop a ticket booth and refused to come down.
The man, who was later identified as a 21-year-old male model, was observed pacing and shouting near the Disney store at 46th Street at 8 a.m.
The man was dressed smartly in a yellow shirt and black pants.
He yelled at a passing pedestrian, then took off his wristwatch and threw it at her, according to the NY Post.
Moments later, the man began to strip off his clothes.
A security guard ordered the man to put his clothes back on and he complied, according to witness Carmen Mendez.
“he was agitated,” Mendez said.
The man stripped of his clothes again and ran up the red stairs on top of the TKTS booth at 47th street and Seventh Avenue, the Post reports.
“Get that bitch Debbie, I want to talk to Debbie!” the man screamed as police approached.
“Donald Trump where are you, Donald Trump where the f– are you?!” he shouted as he paced the ledge on top of the stairs.
As the man screamed and danced, police assembled an air bag 16 feet below him on the street.
“I love fashion, it’s taught me so much!” the model screamed. He dropped the“I love you, Bruce Weber,” the man shouted.
“I love you, Mario Testino.” names of two iconic fashion photographers.
The man also confessed he was a virgin, and blew kisses to the crowd that formed below.
He taunted police, grabbed his testicles, and even spit in the face of one bored police officer.
“He was extremely combative,” an NYPD spokesman said. “He was spitting at us and swinging his arms.”
Eventually, the police rushed him, and he leaped off the ledge, but missed the air bag and landed on the Times Square pavement.
He was transported to a hospital, where he is listed in stable condition with minor injuries, the Post reports.
He needs to call the NYPD and file a missing persons report. Someone stole his ass. I’m not sure where it is, but it sure isn’t where it’s supposed to be.
And on that note, I may not ever eat pancakes again.
why he leave his ? at home, tho?
“He was extremely combative,” an NYPD spokesman said. “He was spitting at us and swinging his arms.”
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and yet they managed to NOT fire a single shot at him…..
I guess the new skool cokey is something to behold. Don’t do drug’s kids, it’s not red bull and it doesn’t give you wings..0_0
Naked Trump Lover Takes Over Times Square, Screams I LOVE MY MAN!
Say that!
The officer on the left looks enthralled.
SMH
Wow & he walked away unscathed, fascinating.
Breaking news! Trumps secret lover/s come out of his closet. The naked man screamed in front of commuters “if you don’t want me to be the first lady, I’ll expose you for what you really are! A liar and heartbreaker”
Good thing he’s Asian. If he were black, he’d be dead with the explanation of being “extremely combative”. Mercy me.
I immediately thought of this and Jesse’s speech!
Yes, despite being combative and spitting on the police. Fascinating, indeed.
Had he been black they would’ve shot and tasered his azz down.
Shoots, what you talkin bout? Someone stole his peen. In that pic where he on the catwalk, he has no bulge. Unless his tuck game is on point? My clit probably bigger than that… I kid I kid! Or am I?
He taunted police, grabbed his testicles, and even spit in the face of one bored police officer. “He was extremely combative,” an NYPD spokesman said. “He was spitting at us and swinging his arms.”
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When you SHOULD put something HOT ON AN A$$ you don’t, but someone walking away from you catches multiple. Walking from a store or a stop during a traffic stop goes left & you’re gone. Some ISH I’ll never understand & get. Took the time to assemble an air bag too? WELL DAMN!
LordT… ??????
All that and he’s still alive?? Damn, must be nice?
You know it was a vienna sausage.
Hi, Blue. ???
No wonder he’s a virgin. He has nothing to offer a woman or a man. Poor lil tink tink.
Fendi!!!!
Lol. Can’t give nor take, huh? ????
Ohhhhhh, what is this?? Ummmhmm
Lmaoooooo! Sandra I can’t!! I swear, I just can’t today!!
2nd that.
Nope. He couldn’t tickle a woman’s (or a man’s) fancy with that and ain’t got enough booty for them boi’s.
Hey Blue! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/42e766825cc2dd5dbc519049a6665384ef032d605184f428da26f418913d9567.gif
“Get that bitch Debbie, I want to talk to Debbie!” the man screamed as police approached.
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Safe to say he’s watched Friday one time TOO many, LLS. Done took Smokey to WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL. An A$$ I see…an A$$ he is. #BottomsUp
Just me saying hi. I don’t see him often, so when I do, I say hi.
Maybe his tong… Nvm. That probably falls short, too. If he has stubby fingers, then he really should’ve splattered on that pavement.
Ya’ll know if he was black, he would have been riddled with bullets from the crack of sculpted azz to the top of his head…long before he had a chance to Spit on an officer. Whatever drug he on should be banned from the streets!
Too many witnesses and the perp wasn’t black.. Come on now.
Whaaa….
You are nice to suggest he is on cocaine. I thought it may be Spice. Those synthetic drugs are causing people to lose their minds and drop their drawers.
“He need some MIIIIIIILLLLLLK!”
Booty! I love booties! He has a cute lil booty booty! ?
I want to know who posted that meme of me waiting for Mr. Right?!. ???????
Ohhhh ok ok. Thought mayB you was finna get some booty?????
Sis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*raises hand* That would be I
If you got a nice body, it should be legal to walk around naked lmao
Yea I seent we was twinnin again??? if only you wasn’t so bad built??? folks would think we was related??
Lettuce Spray. Lol. I think he is already taken, but thank you for sending that out into the universe. ?? Mashondaboughtahonda. LaFondacalledLashonda. TheywenttoseeTaRhonda.
thanks Whip… I don’t know what I was thinking, smh
From one ass luva to anutha, you need glasses???
ooh girl, too much shade. clinches pearls before rotfl lmfao
Look like he got two sets of backs
It sounds like mental illness to me.
If it means anything, your shoes and bag are cute. He will come. Eventually. And he will be just right for you. ??
Dead as hell!
I’m ashamed that I watch this vid when I need a quick chuckle.
https://youtu.be/IM1uBvNvUuE
Looking like an ironing board that is waiting to be opened.
it sounds like he needs to be placed back in his native land under high surveillance..
Correction *she (for me) lol But I’m actually not waiting though..
Whatever drug he on should be banned from the streets!
^^^^^
Bath salts
ALLLLL A$$ES AIN’T MADE THE SAME, HUH? LOL…
Hole up! Milk supposed to bring that high down? Somebody educate me on this please! I need to know what to do in the streets. Throw Holy Water on them?
Safe to say his theme song was I’m Too Sexy. He done took the lyrics & literally just ran with them. I wonder what “mental illness” or drug addiction he’ll conveniently have in front of the judge when them charges come? Model Behavior or some ISH like that.
http://www.vevo.com/watch/right-said-fred/im-too-sexy/GBBRL9290469
I concur.
When the woman speaking noticed the guy’s eggplant and said he needed to swing it over her way, I screamed!!! The situation isn’t funny, but her commentary is.
I was wondering… I thought I read “LezBeyond” correctly. Hell, you better come to L.A. I imagine you’ll find your princess in about 20 mins.
The skraight mens who are single sans dependents are in short supply, unless they’re really young or highly unattractive. Lol
He should have stuck with Xtasy. I don’t think it have you grabbing you nuts out butt naked in the street.
you said what?!
I know you aint talkin, you hunch-byked, tree nipple sproutin sumbish!
Ha! So I’ve been told they are a plenty over yonder your way. But alas, I have someone in my life I been dealing with for over 2 years.. Besides, Cali is too expensive!
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Well, then you’re good! Do you plan on marrying?
Lol! :smooches:
“I” plan on marrying, but her a** is another story. Actually something we supposed to be talking about tonight to be honest with you. She too damn old to be still trying to live like she in her damn 20’s. Going on 40 this yr, tuh!
Smooch deez????
Just say no
She is probably scary. I know how that feels. I want to be married ONCE. I want ONE father of my children. I actually want things to work out and last. I have never really dated a man and said, “I want to marry him.” It was always like, “He is cool for now/something to do.” I’ve got to do better. It may be too late. IDK. *shrugs*
Just like jesse said at the BET awards that police ALWAYS find a way to DE escalate a situation for non black people. PRIME EXAMPLE
At first I thought this was a satirical piece.
Lawd, why?
Why axe why?
Turns out it was a testicle piece?
That fool must have been smokin some dust!
Lmao he’ll naw
Never too late long as you are still living! And yes, she is scary. She’s said so herself recently, actually. We’re supposed to be having our serious talk tonight so we shall see what happens. I already told her if she not ready to settle down, I’m not one for trying to force anyone to do anything they not ready to do but you gone let me go cause I’m tired of wasting my time. We been in this over 2 yrs now, enough is enough. I know what I want out of life. I’ve lived in the club and in the streets and hung out with my friends till the sun came up, did all that and that’s not in me anymore. But if she wanna continue doing that, fine. Just not with me in her life.
Hot tears
No. Ma’am.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3a5f6182adf7601cc7d6bd7651b790edefe1d56085936c9c74c4b8a2232152d5.gif https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9c86c3e00d15f1d153950fa24b436df3d603ca10d7ad67f325f37cea63dfab20.gif
Back and legs… that’s it!
I am unashamed to say I made the cartoon “splat” sound in my head when I read the last of it. Then I chuckled. The heat brings out the craziness in people.
Ok!!! That’s good that you know what you want. You’re going to have it, whether it’s with her or another. Since you want her, I sure hope she desires to move forward with you.
I don’t want to be intrusive and ask you let me know how it goes, but I wish you well. You’ll be in my thoughts and prayers. ??
yep!
OMG! I did too. I imagined him running off towards the ledge like PeeWee Herman and jumping in dramatic fashion, because he was SEW sure he would hit the air bag.
This heat ain’t no joke. Lil Butter had me out at a parade on Saturday and I had an attitude because this heat is so disrespectful.
Judging by those zebra booty shorts he’s strutting in I’d most definitely say yes ? #noprinttobefound
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Awww thanks Fendi! I might bust up in here tomorrow with good news (hopefully) sayin she decided to put her big boi draws on and settle down. I had to kick her a** out a couple weeks ago (something I never did before) in order to show her I was serious. I ain’t playing no games no more.
Did Jenny’s give you authorization to flirt with Blue?
j/k. ?
I swear I was just saying that!!
hush Fiya! I only waved! you acting like I showed him my ankle or something, Lol!
Right? From my eyes, looks like his back connects directly to his legs..
How the fukk you miss the damn air bag though? #youfailedatlife http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/258/Backflip_fail.gif
PeeWee Herman and jumping in dramatic fashion,
—–LOL!
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*ouch*
Ouch!! My face hurt looking at this gif…
Bath salts is a dangerous drug ?
LOL but in my mind that’s what zebra boys head did on that pavement ?
LOL, ain’t too late ?
hi?
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Anything is better than this Sandra. Hell I will even take Iggy and Nick Saga: Part 4 over this.
Games are for players. No one who wants anything tangible in life has time for that. *fingers, eyes and toes crossed*
I bet money on the side of that pool…in the concrete…it CLEARLY says…
NO DIVING
I hadn’t even seen the video until just now… Yikes!
Swear I said that upstairs ??? gotta be the bath salts…
why you SO disgusting? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b029c76378ea5eb0d17be0ae40b316f329298b08b0b47105020d3c5aaea4a82e.gif
Corner—>
Yes. Let’s drag Grand Hustle’s First Lady a little before I log off work.
He is on a trip drug. They need to keep him on suicide watch also.
screw cocaine being a hell of a drug…he on that Dust…that Molly…
troublemaker! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/01755f97914c4dc5856b30727af9a053978ac454beddaf195da2d196d1ee6092.gif
Lol!
I completely forgot about the synthetic crap people are taking smh. And I thought people sniffing glue was crazy enough but no they had to 10 up it.
Anything but this.
Well let’s talk about somethin else? You got some ass lately? I havent? Partially why I’m so stressed? I need some booty juice coating my tonsils asap??
Boy, I can only dream!! lol
yassss..let that wouldve been some “black” spit that came flying, we’d have another freddie gray
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most folks would think he has a nice body but well….
#dead
I have dack on my calendar. This upcoming Saturday morning between 9 and 11 am EST. No ass or pink eye in my future.
Fvck. I’m soooooooo jelly?
I wish it could be an all day event. I got moves to make tho. *sads*
This ninja needs some Prozac, and maybe get laid!
He’s in good shape, but…Where’s the beef(booty meat)? What I’m posed to nut on once I pull out?? No shade, just facts.
Oooooooh, Taint had an all day event since that Ecuadorian 2013?? Woooooo could he hump?? ban bang bang?? had to take an ice bath afterwards?
What’s crazy is people who have money are taking bath salts and smoking Spice. Demi Moore kirked out on Spice. That stuff is the devil.
An ice bath like the athletes do? The hell kind of triathlon was y’all doing??
Dead as hell
Man listen. I’m over that too. Like miss of course he did not tell you he was still seeing the bm. Duh. It’s not right but it’s ok. He ain’t Shyt and neither is the bm, because she must think it’s cute and it’s not. But I want Iggy to hush. Girl y’all over. Get off Twitter and find another man who is willing to act like he likes your music. God bless.
Makes note not to call then.
Yea shyts wild. Just completely missed the WHOLE damn air bag. He deserves whatever concussions and contusions he may receive ?
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OMG!!!! “and he leaped off the ledge, but missed the air bag and landed on the Times Square pavement.” I.Am.Weak!!!! Why that chile let them snap him in them tiny undies knowing his print has left the building???
hi?
Hey now
lmfao this is what happens when you do not eat
That boy’s got a thigh gap most anexoric white gals would envy! Um-hmm!
lmfao they know they moved it like oops
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Didn’t Jesse just said that the police has a way to arrest white people when they do crimes without killing them. He did all of that and still lived, I was watching the video of the guy that went to the White House holding a gun for all to see and he lived. Those who dispute what he said God is showing the world that he told the truth. The cop even said he was combative.
Lol I don’t know why this story made me laugh people are losing it
A lot of people think he’s on drugs…my first thought was bipolar I episode.
I downright guffawed up in these folks’ office! Yep!
He ain’t dead…from being combative? They didn’t lock him up in handcuffs and give him a rough ride in a paddy wagon? hmm…
LGBT is like please, please, please, please, please don’t be gay.
Somebody get him some milk…
Not even a headlock, elbow to the neck, or a knee to the rib cage I’m appalled.
But that bastid missed it — said airbag! THAT’S the priceless part of this whole write-up!!!!
I’ll take it cause I want to laugh at her so bad. wonder if he started seeing his BM biblically after Iggy said All athletes cheat
O/T you eat ass or nah?
That was some good pork butt chile. We always have one that makes us go UMP, UMP, UMP.
I hate you sooo much.lmaoooo BFF just said she ain’t have “good soak in the tub sex after” in a minute!
Lmao???????
Lol stop it lmao
I can see the police saying , don’t hurt him, he don’t know what he is doing,
I miss it soooooo murrrch???
That’s what had me lmao he missed the airbag and hit the pavement??????
I wish these bratty asshole would get off these damn drugs and stop being so disruptive and wasting resources
I wish these bratty asshole would get off these damn drugs and stop being so disruptive and wasting resources
I know people cry mental illness when ‘certain folks’ go off the rails, but this time I’ll agree. Schizophrenia and other mental illnesses often crop up in young men around 18 – 23 years old. It starts off small (talking to themselves, saying odd things) and gets unmanageable (believeing that airplanes or microwaves are targeting them, hearing persistant voices, attacking people, etc.)
Sounds like he lost his grip on reality. At least he freaked out during the summer.
I know people cry mental illness when ‘certain folks’ go off the rails, but this time I’ll agree. Schizophrenia and other mental illnesses often crop up in young men around 18 – 23 years old. It starts off small (talking to themselves, saying odd things) and gets unmanageable (believeing that airplanes or microwaves are targeting them, hearing persistant voices, attacking people, etc.)
Sounds like he lost his grip on reality. At least he freaked out during the summer.
I hate you lmaoooooo
I hate you lmaoooooo
You need an epsom salt bath after? I hate you too. Jesus. *slumps over desk*
You need an epsom salt bath after? I hate you too. Jesus. *slumps over desk*
Damn! Dat nucca was doing ballet. And alla de sudden — bam! Face bouncing off the pavement. Yikes! He grabbed his broken face though.
Damn! Dat nucca was doing ballet. And alla de sudden — bam! Face bouncing off the pavement. Yikes! He grabbed his broken face though.
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New post.
Iggy post. *cackles*
New post.
Iggy post. *cackles*
Oh yeahhhhhh …. NancyDrew!!!! Bring it in. I mis’ded you (like we used to say when we were kids)
What????????????
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If that was Atlanta, naked (black) man would have been shot… Please reference Jesse Williams speach
Nice ass ut I wonder what the front looked like and why they dont have any pics of it ??
Rich people with too much time on there hands
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Hopefully he’ll be fine.
And HE wasn’t shot??
Lol
They can keep that ish, smh people always want to take crap to the unnecessary next level
But tis not a dream, tis a reality his reality behind closed doors ??
Oh Snap!! I thought youse were just playing on the picture…awww shuckie duckie quickity quack in this mikki fikki!!
you been ignoring us…
:sniffle:
Lol!
…but not shocked, huh?
I mean, not even a taser!!!
EXACTLY!
LMBAO
Lol I can’t
Lol
Did you say booty meat? Im done and back to bed I go! LMAO!
Gay
Let me lick that Clit ??from the ?
Lol! They come in all shapes and sizes! That’s what makes them great! ?
You betta come through!!!
They even put an air bag out TO SAVE HIS LIFE!!!
*Public Service Announcement*
Leave the DRUGS alone!!
Why the f u c k was he naked by the disney store f u c k i n g perv
Cocaine is one h3ll of a drug!
Yes yes and yes…
Yes yes and yes…
Right!!!
My guess would be Bath Salts.
The man, who was later identified as a 21-year-old male model…where is his police record, how many kids he has, a Name..
Damn…wtf? Drugs? Mental break? That industry takes it toll…I’d never have anything to do with Hollyweird.
Sigh…
LaDerick! Hey BOO!
This!^^^^^^
is this another hapa melt down? at least this one didn’t hurt anyone.
Hahaha.
lol
Just say no to drugs.
Had he been BLACK and unarmed……………………………………………..
Crystal Meth…I bet ya! Anyhoo, did anyone peep the bird? Is it a tweety or a falcon? These lil dingaling white boys love taking their clothes off. Yuck!!!
You can lick my clit. It’s a little over 9 inches long. When I tuck it, my balls look like the ultimate cl!t. I won’t even begin to tell you about the wonders of my mussy.